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->''"Rick, I knew you were a vile, DISGUSTING degenerate, but bestiality?! This goes beyond my wildest dreams!"''
-->-- '''Ed Thompson''', ''Film/BachelorParty''
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Want to mark a character as a sexual deviant, but don't want to run into the UnfortunateImplications that tropes like the DepravedHomosexual or [[DepravedBisexual Bisexual]] or the PsychoLesbian have? Not quite up for the moral gravity of tropes like RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil, VillainousIncest, or PaedoHunt? Simple. Imply that they have a sexual interest in animals. Preferably ''farm'' animals, since common pets still might be a bit too squicky for some.

This is almost always played for laughs, rather than titillation. It works partly because actual bestiality is rare enough to seem less "{{real|ityIsUnrealistic}}" than other acts considered perverted, similar to the unreality of [[BigBallOfViolence cartoon violence]] — yet common enough that it's [[TruthInTelevision more plausible]] (and perhaps less gross?) than [[ILoveTheDead necrophilia]]. We don't normally worry about the animal, because of said unreality and our [[WhatMeasureIsANonHuman moral distance from animals]]. Since the animals in question are not anthropomorphized and are usually the more "comical" ones found in nature (goats, sheep, chickens). Also, there are not (yet?) "Bestiality Pride" parades of the type that would inspire letter writing campaigns against the trope's use.

You may get a couple of letters from [[AnimalWrongsGroup PETA]] and a severe hoof-to-the-head concussion, but frankly [[ThisIsGonnaSuck you should just expect that going in.]]

For some reason, the most {{Acceptable Target|s}} among the British, especially regarding sheep, appear to be the [[UsefulNotes/{{Wales}} Welsh]], followed by people from Dumfries and Aberdeen. Also, Australians and New Zealanders seem to be fond of accusing each other of excessive fondness for said animal. Latin Americans get this a lot too, especially with regards to donkeys. Sometimes also alleged toward Bedouins and other groups who have long nights alone in the desert with no company except goats and camels. The American version is usually aimed at rednecks, although the more northerly states of New England get some ribbing too. In Russia, the usual targets of the trope are Caucasians.

For the trope where people remember something naughty the character did and ''nothing else'' about the character who did it, see NeverLiveItDown.

Compare ExtremeOmnisexual. A {{Subtrope}} of UnequalPairing. May result in an InterspeciesRomance.

Bestiality is actually the word for sex with animals; sexual interest is called ''Zoophilia'' or ''Zoosexuality'', and the UsefulNotes/FurryFandom ''do'' look down upon it, just so you know.

Administrivia/NoRealLifeExamplesPlease The ones in fiction can be disturbing enough as it is.




[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic: The Second Raid'' has a scene where Gates was apparently masturbating to the sight of ''kittens'' (that or he was watching something else and just switched channels when he was interrupted).
* In ''LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero'', Louise famously accuses Saito of being willing to poke [[http://www.japanator.com/elephant/photo.phtml?post_key=8421&photo_key=4699 anything that stays still long enough]]: "Maid, dog, cat, goat!"
* In ''Anime/NerimaDaikonBrothers'', both Ichiro and Yukika are ''very'' attracted to [[PandaingToTheAudience Pandaikon]].
* Sorta played around in ''Manga/MyBalls'' with Asmodeus, the sheep demon and Kohta at one instance. May also count for Beezlebub, Lamia and Minotaur.
* ''VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}}'' made an AscendedMeme out of the line "That's all right... A cat is fine, too" after a dojinshi portrays Shiki as a MemeticMolester who wants to do [[BlackComedyRape terrible things]] to Len. When Len tries to escape via transforming into a cat, Shiki utters that immortal line.
* In the "[[Recap/LupinIIIS2E35 Gorilla Tactics]]" episode of Anime/LupinIIIRedJacket series, Lupin (in disguise) taunts Zenigata about an unwanted affectionate encounter he had with a gorilla the previous evening.
* ''BlackButler'': Pluto, a [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent Hell Hound]], can transform from a giant silver dog into an attractive young man on a whim, and seems to prefer [[InnocentFanserviceGirl running around naked]]. When Finny sees him with Angela lying on the floor and [[LecherousLicking licking her]] he assumes they are in a sexual relationship, and while it's initially resolved as a simple [[InnocentInnuendo misunderstanding]] due to him being, well, a dog, when directly confronted about this later Angela doesn't exactly deny the sexual aspect. [[InterspeciesRomance Not SO bizarre, right?]] Wait, did we mention that his mind is also [[{{Squick}} dog-like in human form]]?
* In ''Manga/MyBrideIsAMermaid'', Nagasumi and his dad stumble across a mermaid porn DVD in a box of mermaid aerobics videos. When they both eagerly sit down to watch it, they're both stunned to find erotic footage of... fish. Ordinary fish. Nagasumi's dad casually questions his interests, and the humiliated Nagasumi dies a little more inside...
* Bestiality is surprisingly common in Creator/OsamuTezuka's oevre, used to characterized depraved and nihilistic characters.
* In ''Manga/ReKan'', Ero-Neko is an inverted example, being a perverted cat who likes to watch girls changing in their locker room. He later tries to sneak a peek up Hibiki's skirt as well.
* An extra chapter of ''Manga/{{Adekan}}'' has [[AnythingThatMoves Anri]] trying to seduce a panda.
* Played with, but also treated seriously and ultimately [[AvertedTrope averted]] in ''Manga/GuruGuruPonChan,'' a story about a puppy who gains the power to transform into a girl thanks to mad science and falls in love with a human boy. He likes her as well, but worries that he'll become known as "the pervert who does it with dogs" if the relationship becomes serious. [[spoiler:In the end, TheyDo, they even get married and it turns out that (almost) EverybodyKnewAlready and approves of their relationship.]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* A famous joke and former page quote is replicated nearly word for word in ''Comicbook/{{Transmetropolitan}}'' (except it's a janitor in a convention hall and not a farmer) with throwaway character "Bill Chimpfucker".
* ''ComicBook/TheCartoonHistoryOfTheUniverse'':
** It describes the process of domestication thus: "Men and sheep grew ''very'' close".
--->'''Shepherd:''' (''hugging a sheep'') Darling!\\
'''Sheep:''' Wha-a-a-at?
** Later:
--->'''Chicken:''' None of that funny stuff with ME, pal!
* Mr. Rictus from the Creator/MarkMillar comic mini-series ''Comicbook/{{Wanted}}''. (In the Brazilian translation, it's actually kangaroos.)
-->'''Mr. Rictus:''' [[IResembleThatRemark I do not fuck goats]], Mr. Gibson. [[CrossesTheLineTwice I make love to them.]]
* This eventually led to the famous ''Comicbook/{{Nextwave}}'' cover parody of the ''ComicBook/CivilWar'' event, which read "Mark Millar Licks Goats". Millar apparently took it in stride.
* Deconstructed in Creator/AlanMoore's ''Comicbook/SwampThing'' run. After pictures of her and (the admittedly anthropomorphic) Swamp Thing are shown in newspapers, Abigail Cable is arrested for her relationship and charged with "crimes against nature", the laws that would usually be used to prosecute the aforementioned screwers of farm animals. She's arrested, fired from her job, her reputation is ruined, everyone starts treating her like a horrible sex offender, and Swampy is forced to cover almost the entirety of Gotham in greenery in order to secure her release. It is up to Batman to point out that if the authorities are going to arrest everyone in Franchise/TheDCU who has a relationship with a non-human, and it's the delivery that just ''nails'' it as a '''literal''' SpaceWhaleAesop. Eventually we '''''will''''' run into intelligent non-humans, and perhaps the biggest part of WhatMeasureIsANonHuman is whether or not we believe them - or they believe us - worthy of [[ThePowerOfLove love]].
-->'''Batman:''' I '''mean''', if you want to take this all the '''way''', '''non-humanity''' doesn't ''end'' with the ''Swamp Thing''. Let me '''see...''' You'll possibly have to arrest '''ComicBook/{{Hawkman}}...''' and '''ComicBook/{{Metamorpho}}...''' ...And there's also '''Starfire''', from the '''[[Comicbook/TeenTitans Titans]]'''. '''Her''' race evolved from '''{{cat|Girl}}s''', I believe... The '''ComicBook/MartianManhunter''', obviously. {{Comicbook/Captain|Atom}} '''[[Comicbook/CaptainAtom Atom]]'''... And then of course there's '''what's-his-name'''... the one who lives in '''[[Franchise/{{Superman}} Metropolis]]'''.
* Also gets a deconstructive nod in ''Comicbook/XMen.'' Beast's already blue and furry, but when he undergoes a secondary mutation that leaves him looking more feline than hominid, his girlfriend breaks up with him because the tabloids start comparing the relationship to bestiality.
** Being blue and furry was a secondary mutation that caused his girlfriend to break up with him, too. Beast originally just had unusual proportions and extreme acrobatic ability.
* A favorite of Creator/GarthEnnis, particularly in ''ComicBook/{{Preacher}}'', where Jesus de Sade, the world's wealthiest and most accomplished pervert, is offered an armadillo on a silver platter by his manservant. De Sade is also stated to have sodomized all the city zoo's larger quadrupeds, leading to the armadillo incident above. Also, during the party thrown by De Sade, we see a guy in the stocks surrounded by sheep, saying "Do it, you sluts!".
** ''ComicBook/{{Preacher}}'' is chock full of people having sex with weird stuff, including but not limited to: A chicken, a salmon, an armadillo, [[CargoShip a birthday cake]] and a [[NauseaFuel bunch of meat stacked up to vaguely resemble a giant woman]]. At least 3 of these by the same character. Though the one sheep we see is a case of NotWhatItLooksLike - The newly-vampired Cassidy jumped from underwater without looking where he was going, landing on a sheep's rump and holding on very tightly, just in front of the owner.
** ''ComicBook/TheBoys'' has a hamster used as a sex toy.
* In ''Franchise/{{Batman}}: Dark Allegiances'', an {{Elseworld}}s story set in the 1930s, one character keeps insinuating that there is a blue movie of actress Kitty Graymalkin (a.k.a. Comicbook/{{Catwoman}}) having unnatural relations with a Rottweiler.
* ''Ramba'': In one scene in "Violent Death", Ramba has her pet cat Lucifer lick her vagina after finding out she has another target to assassinate.
* ''{{Inverted|Trope}}'' by the Italian comic book ''ComicBook/{{Rat-Man}}'', where it's the ''sheep'' who never lived down having sex with Rat-Man!
* Cherry has sex with a dolphin in one issue of ''Cherry Comics''.
* An infected man rapes and stabs a dolphin to death while singing about his mother in ''ComicBook/{{Crossed}}''.
* Oddly deconstructed/ignored when it comes to Doom Patrol villains The Brain and Monsieur Mallah during Grant Morrison's run. The former is normally a disembodied BrainInAJar and the latter is a scientifically evolved genius gorilla. When The Brain was temporarily place in a robot body, they confessed their love for each other. The species difference is rarely, if ever mentioned. All that gets mentioned is that they are both male.
* In the ''Comicbook/PowerGirl'' series it's strongly implied that Satanna had sex with the Ultra-Humanite after he first was transplanted into his gorilla body, much to PG's disgust.

[[folder:Fan Fic]]
* ''FanFic/DungeonKeeperAmi'': The Tales of Keeper Mercury's depravity are the stuff of legend. Features this as a running gag. Actually ''averted'', but try telling anyone that...
* ''Fanfic/HitmanMiami'': Chapter 2 has the "Q.A. Head of the Spork Department" who is involved in illegal ferret smuggling. He uses the ferrets himself for... specific activities. Agent 47 comes upon him in the middle of said... specific activities, and can kill him easily by emitting a radio frequency that causes all ferrets to go vicious.
* The more questionable side of ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' fandom was rife with this stuff even before the main games started suggesting it.
* In ''Fanfic/SpiritOfRedemption'' there is a blink and you miss it line about how one of the brothers of the leader of the Turian government had a livestock habit.
* In ''Fanfic/ThePrayerWarriors'', [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Grover]] alludes to engaging in bestiality prior to his conversion.
* In ''FanFic/TheStalkingZukoSeries'' fornicating with koala sheep will get one removed from the Fire Lord succession. Zuko's crew is full of people who have been disgraced in some way or another, and "unmentionable acts with a koala sheep" is why Pi ended up there.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2100544/10/Past-Lives Past Lives]]'' Voldemort has one of his minions cast a spell on him which makes you relive previous lives. On the first attempt he starts acting like a cow, while the second results in sheep-like behavior. Two of the "stranger" Death Eaters volunteer to look after him on the latter occasion.
-->The last words the Death Eaters heard as they popped out would haunt them forever.\\
"Hey...let's find a fence to push this feller up against."
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9424669/7/House-of-Snakes House of Snakes]]'' a time-and-dimension-traveling Harry gives Sirius an old Black family grimoire for Christmas.
-->'''Hadrian:''' It details some of the less known exploits of your illustrious family, including a time when one of our great ancestors attempted to mate with the giant squid.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4960536/1/The-Obligatory-Marriage-Law-Fic The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic]]'' Harry, having replaced Minister Fudge's intended rape victim with a transfigured pony earlier, threatens to reveal the situation to the press unless he legalizes Harry's marriage to Ginny Weasley, who wasn't on the Ministry of Magic's list of intended brides.
-->'''Harry:''' If you don't start doing what I tell you to do, you'll find that the press has photos of yourself with that pony. My camera won't show her in the transfigured state either. Oh, no. She'll be there in all her equine glory.
* A reoccurring theme (and cause for argument) in the fanfic series ''Fanfic/TheTerminatorsArmyOfLegend''. Alex Vaughn, the main protagonist and a human, is notorious for his bestial tendencies, being mated to [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfSpyro Cynder the Dragon]], [[Franchise/MyLittlePony Rainbow Dash]], Ruby (who is a bottlenose dolphin), and implied to be bisexual for Spyro the Dragon, his ''own'' dragon, and ''another bottlenose dolphin''. That's not even going into other characters, such as [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Zinnia]], who is ''also'' a zoophile. Made even worse that the sexual scenes ''are erotic in their quality and their level of detail'', and it's not even for laughs...''the series maintains a serious tone'', and his relationship with Ruby ends up becoming an '''''essential plotpoint'''''. [[ExtremeOmnisexual Yeah...]]
-->'''[[SelfRestraint Terrias]]''': "[[DeadpanSnarker I knew you wouldn't survive in prison by yourself]], [[PariahPrisoner especially with your notorious rep.]] [[PrisonRape They'd rip you to shreds]]."
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3446796/51/Magical-Relations Magical Relations]]'' Sirius is telling Harry why the burn marks on the Black family tree tapestry are there and comments in passing that one of the things the Blacks ''should'' have disowned family members for is an unhealthy obsession with sheep.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8233288/24/Faery-Heroes Faery Heroes]]'' Harry calls Snape out for his unprofessional behavior.
-->'''Harry:''' I hereby call into effect section nineteen, subsection three of the Hogwarts Faculty Code of Conduct.\\
'''Hermione:''' You mean subsection two. Subsection three concerns the groundskeeper being caught engaging in sodomy during a school day with an animal from the previous week's Care lessons.\\
'''Harry:''' That's... oddly specific, and I really don't want to know why.

* ''Film/BlackSheep2007''. The older brother's relationship with a certain sheep has a bonus of being incestuous.
* In ''Film/{{Kingpin}}'', the heroes have Vanessa Angel {{distract|edByTheSexy}} bowling opponents. It mostly works, except with a team of farmers. So they bring in this sheep...
* In ''Film/{{Kinsey}}'', a sex researcher asks a heavily accented man about his first sexual experience, and he says what sounds like "with a horse." Stunned, the researcher asks more about the man's sexual experimentation with animals, to which the man exclaims "It's true, I fucked a pony. How did you know?" Turns out he had said "with ''whores''" the first time.
** And then there's.... that one guy. [[ParentalIncest Who first time had a sex with his mother when he was ten]], and things go downhill from there; [[IncestIsRelative 14 members of his]] [[BrotherSisterIncest immediate family]], [[AnythingThatMoves several thousand people]], including [[{{Lolicon}} hundreds of prepubescent children]] [[{{Shotacon}} of both sexes]], and [[ExtremeOmnisexual a whole list of various species of animals]].
* ''Film/PinkFlamingos'': Crackers sure does seem to have a thing for those chickens.
* In a brief scene in the city from ''Film/ConanTheBarbarian1982'', Conan and Subotai have a good laugh over a guy screwing a llama.
* The 2009 ''Film/StarTrek'' movie has Uhura invoke this while snubbing Kirk's advances:
-->'''Uhura:''' Oh, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals.\\
'''Kirk:''' Well, not ''only''.
* In the whole "Shepherd and shrink" part of ''Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex, But Were Afraid to Ask'', this takes the form of CriticalPsychoanalysisFailure, as Creator/GeneWilder's character is treating a FunnyForeigner in love with a sheep, and winds up falling in love with the sheep himself. The sheep in lingerie! Yikes!
* In ''Night on Earth'', a cab driver (Roberto Benigni) confesses to his priest passenger that he's had sex with both a pumpkin and a sheep, going into lurid detail about said acts. The confession proves too much for the priest to take, and he has a heart attack and dies.
* In ''Film/TheAnimal'' the protagonist (who has animal organs implanted in him) gets sexually attracted to a goat in heat, PlayedForLaughs.
* This trope is the main joke in ''Film/FierceCreatures'', where a comedy of errors occurs that repeatedly involves Creator/JamieLeeCurtis walking in on Creator/JohnCleese, women, and various livestock.
** It also has Creator/KevinKline mistaking the "contact" between Jamie and a gorilla.
* ''Film/{{District 9}}'': After Wikus flees the CorruptCorporateExecutive and his goons, the media reports that he had sex with aliens and contracted an STD. Every human he talks to after that for the rest of the movie comments on his alien sex, which they think is the cause of [[spoiler:Wikus' steady transformation into an alien]]. Totally justified in that thanks to MNU's propaganda, [[NeverLiveItDown that's all anyone]] ''[[NeverLiveItDown did]]'' [[NeverLiveItDown know about Wikus]].
* In one film version of Vilhelm Moberg's ''Film/TheEmigrants'', one of the main characters begs to be taken along to America because everyone back home torments him about his suggested trysts with a cow. It's fairly likely it's just an unsubstantiated tale, but that doesn't stop it from ruining his life.
* In ''Film/FarAndAway'', Joseph uses this trope to insult his drunken brothers when they start giving him trouble.
-->'''Joseph:''' Shag off, the pair of you. There's a goat over there. Go improve your love life.
* This trope is the premise of the film ''Film/SleepingDogsLie'', which is about a woman who once performed fellatio on her dog in college and the ramifications of telling her boyfriend.
* ''Film/VaseDeNoces'' aka ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Pig Fucking Movie]]'', has a rare example of fiction using the trope for non-comedic reasons. WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh had a field day discussing the trope, and getting enraged at how the filmmakers [[AuthorsSavingThrow tried to justify]] but ultimately just wanted to film a pig sodomization
* A prostitute in ''Unspeakable'' claims to have once been a popular porn star who fell out of favor, forcing her to do weird and illegal videos, one of which involved a poodle.
* While having sex with a chocolate pastry, the FatIdiot from ''Famine'' mentions he once raped a cat.
* ''The Angel's Melancholy'' has a woman make out with the butchered remains of a pig, and later she gets intimate with a goat. This appears unsimulated.
* In ''Film/MidnightRun'', Johnathan "The Duke" Mardukas tries to engage Jack Walsh in a conversation by discussing this trope.
-->'''Jonathan "The Duke" Mardukas:''' You ever had sex with an animal Jack? Remember those chickens on the Indian reservation? There were some good looking chickens there Jack. You know, between us...
-->'''Jack Walsh:''' Yeah, there were a couple there I wouldn't mind taking a shot at.
-->...at which point they both laugh.
* The [[MissingEpisode lost film]] ''Convention City'' (1933) includes a drunk conventioneer leading a goat back to his room.
** And in ''The Merry Wives of Reno'' (1934), a rancher seems more interested in his prized sheep than his blonde wife.
* The trolls in ''{{Disney/Frozen}}'' lampshade Kristoff's relationship with Sven as this trope, though it is downplayed (as is to be expected for a Disney film).
* Part of the fraternity hazing for the dwarf frat in ''Film/AmericanPiePresentsBetaHouse'' is to have sex with a sheep. The thing is, they dont expect the applicants to ACTUALLY do it, its just meant as a mindfuck. The pledges either give up, or realizes the catch and just jerk off into a condom and claim they did it. Its revealed that the villain of the movie had actually gone through with it, and the experience messed him up so much that sheep are now a secret fetish for him, which the Beta's use in the final challenge of the Greek Olympiad.
* ''Film/{{Airplane}}'' has Captain Ovuer's wife cheating on him...with a horse. She tells him to leave out the back door, and that juice is in the fridge.
* In ''Film/Anchorman2TheLegendContinues'', Ron Burgundy sneaks into Sea World an hour early every day and sexually assaults a star fish.
* Heavily implied in ''Film/TheReturnOfSwampThing'', where two moonshiners lament the fact that they haven't seen a single woman or sheep in months.
* A verbatim title card from ''Film/TheScarecrow'' (1920):
-->"[[Creator/BusterKeaton He's]] running away to get married with your horse."
* ''Film/TheDevilsRejects'': Charley and his assistant go to buy some chicken for dinner, and the chicken-farmer selling it asks if they've ever fucked a chicken... and starts providing a lot more information than either of them could have possibly required. For good measure, the chicken-farmer attempts to row back by claiming that Charley's assistant looks sexually frustrated enough to have tried it himself, which naturally results in the normally sedate assistant completely flying off the handle.

[[folder:Folk Lore]]
* A number of rulers and other high-ups have been slandered by more or less fabricated accusations of zoophilia, the most notable victim of such slander being Catherine the Great.
* The Old Testament forbids shepherds from going out alone (making them leave in pairs) specifically to prevent this "abomination," and Exodus has a bit about those who lie down with beasts. In the apocrypha of the Torah on which the story of Noah was based, meanwhile, bestiality was apparently so commonplace in antediluvian Earth that Noah's attempt to send out a raven to check whether the flood was over got derailed when the raven accused him of trying to steal its mate in its absence ([[HypocriticalHumour before flying off and having sex with an eagle]]).
* Sending only girls, young boys, or old geezers to herd animals was the prevalent habit in Finland for the same reasons.
* While it's not folklore per se, there is a long tradition of nations and cultures accusing their neighbors of sleeping with animals. This continues into the modern day. Consider the relationship between UsefulNotes/NewZealand and UsefulNotes/{{Australia}} or UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}}, England and UsefulNotes/{{Wales}}; in [[EagleLand the U.S.]], the [[FlyoverCountry Rural Midwest]] and the DeepSouth are the usual targets. For some reason it quite often seems to be sheep.
** Sheep have sex organs that are "essentially the same" as humans (per answers.com); they also have better control of the muscle responsible for tightening/loosening the opening of the vagina.
** One of the standard jokes: "Country X, where the men are men, and the sheep are nervous."
** Another standard joke: "In Country X, they recently discovered another use for sheep. Wool!"
** And "Why do [=CountryXers=] have sex on clifftops? The sheep push back harder."
** In most countries, it's "Hey you, get off my cloud." But [[RussianReversal in Scotland]], it's "Hey [=McLeod=], get off my ewe!"
** What do you call a sheep tethered to a lamppost in Cardiff? A rec centre. (See ''Series/{{QI}}'' in Live-Action TV below for the reaction of Welsh comedian Rob Brydon to this joke.)
** Why do Scots wear kilts? Because the sheep started running when they heard a zipper.
** In modern Russian folklore, people from Caucasus and Central Asia are referred to as "sheep/goat/donkey fuckers". A typical joke goes something like this: Why do Georgians have two donkeys in a stable, a larger and a smaller one? The larger one is for adults to "ride"; the [[CrossesTheLineTwice smaller one is for children]].
** Hungarians are notorious for their elaborate cusswords and one of the nastiest goes something like "I wish you were ass-raped by a horse" (literally: "A horse's dick up your arse"). Another Hungarian expression is one that urges the other person to have oral sex with a horse. It means, roughly, "screw you". The latter is considered very vulgar, but the first can also be used jokingly, depending on social context.
* It's thought that Witches in their Sabbath had sex with demons in the form of animals, including {{Satan}} as a black goat.
* Some people are under the delusion that people go into marine biology want to do naughty things with fish, dolphins, and cephalopods. Needless to say, actual marine biologists (and people who actually want to be actual marine biologists) are not amused.
** The same rule of thumb goes for the technical term for livestock farming - Animal Husbandry.
* [[Myth/ClassicalMythology The Minotaur]] was born when Poseidon punished King Minos by making his wife fall in love with the bull Minos had been supposed to sacrifice to the gods but hadn't.
* Subverted with Myth/ChineseMythology and popular folklore, where interspecies pairings are common and considered BENEFICIAL in terms of the resulting offspring, who is often physically perfect/beautiful, highly intelligent, a prodigy, or inherited magical abilities from parents. Many protagonists are actually ANIMAL SPIRITS and the stories revolve around their interspecies romance with mostly humans.
** For example, Madam White Snake is the title and main character of her story, and the audience is meant to be sympathetic to her when she is betrayed by her human husband.
** An entire origin myth of several ethnic groups living in the central-eastern region of China revolves around their dog ancestor Pan Hu, the Dog King. When a king requested help in defeating his rival, his pet dog kills and retrieves the head of said rival. The reward was his daughter's hand, and the king had no choice but to fulfill that promise. After taking her into the mountains, Pan Hu meditates to attain human form (in several stories, the princess interrupts the process and he is left with a dog's head). They produce many children between them, who become the ancestors of various tribes that live in that mountain and hold Pan Hu as their common forebear. These ethnic groups have travelled and brought their culture overseas to places like Canada, and hold many proud festivals celebrating and proclaiming their connection with Pan Hu the Dog King.
** Though whether this is a full subversion is up for debate, as these animal spirits are noted to have attained sapience and human form via meditation, effectively surpassing their original 'base beast' form and placing them spiritually and intellectually on par with normal humans. However, the stories always remind people that they are in fact, '''still animals''', and that their 'humanity' is still in some ways, a mimicry. They are however, not stigmatized for what they are or for pursuing relationships with humans, but are respected for their ability to reach this stage in enlightenment and the magical powers they attained while doing so.
* Also subverted by Myth/JapaneseMythology and popular folklore (as well as popular culture, as Japanese porn is notorious for eroticizing women having sex with animals, especially those with tentacles, e.g. the infamous classic painting, The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, where a woman has sex with an octopus) , as the national traditional religion Shinto is similarly animist, where literally ''everything'' has a spirit, which becomes sentient with age. This is best seen in the case of stories involving the ''Kitsune'' who are foxes who magically shapeshift between human and animal forms, where the females are almost always idealized as the perfect wives (though the love stories usually have bittersweet tragic ends, as is customary in Japanese traditional romances). In fact, the word ''Kit-su-ne'' literally means ''Come sleep with me''.
** However, its also played straight on occasion. Perhaps one of the most infamous examples is "The Eight Canine Heroes Of Hourse Satomi", a series of paintings illustrating a Japanese folk tale of a dog who marries his owner's daughter after fulfilling a task, who proceeds to birth him eight prodigious sons... and kill herself in shame because of this. Said paintings [[{{Squick}} depict said daughter being graphically ravaged by the dog]].
* Played straight with Myth/KoreanMythology and popular folklore, where the Korean version of the Kitsune, the female-only Gumiho is villified as almost always a maliciously man-eating monster.
* In pre-Christian Ireland, the ceremony for the inauguration of the High King in Ulster involved the king copulating with a mare.
** It should be noted that the main account we have for the bestiality is Gerald of Wales, who was a member of the royal family trying to justify the Norman invasion by claiming [[WhiteMansBurden the Irish needed to be civilized by the Normans]]. There is evidence that horses were sacrificed and eaten at Tara, but there isn't any reliable evidence that bestiality occurred. That said, bizarre sexual rituals for the affirmation of royalty ''were'' common around the ancient world.[[note]]For example, the Egyptian Pharaoh would masturbate into the Nile each year as part of the spring festival to ensure a good harvest, and Mesopotamian kings would have ritual sex with the high priestess of the city for the same reason--and these are just the examples from the Middle East (where they could write about this stuff).[[/note]]
** Although a similar ritual might be mentioned in [[http://www.clarkriley.com/JIES4034web/04Fickett-Wilbar%28315-343%29.pdf Fermanagh]] (right next door to Ulster), although it doesn't include the bestiality part.

* Former {{Trope Namer|s}} is an old joke:
-->''A young man is walking through a small village one day and decides to stop by a bar and have a beer. He walks into a bar, and sees a grizzled old man, crying into his beer. Curious, the young man sits down and says, "Hey old timer, why the long face?"''\\
''The old man looks at him and points out the window, "See that dock out there? I built that dock with my own two hands, plank by plank, nail by nail, but do they call me [=McGregor=] the dockbuilder? No, no."''\\
''The old man continued, "And see that ship out there? I've been fishing these waters for my village for 35 years! But do they call me [=McGregor=] the fisherman? No, no."''\\
''[[RuleOfThree The old man continued]], "And see all the crops in the farms out there? I planted and have been farming those crops for my village for nearly 45 years! But do they call me [=McGregor=] the farmer? No, no."''\\
''The old man starts to cry again, "[[NeverLiveItDown But you screw]] '''[[NeverLiveItDown one goat]]'''..."''
* Theres a military joke about a young (Army/Marine) Lieutenant's first time in Iraq, with the punchline being his Sergeant explains that he was supposed to ride the camel into town to pay a hooker.
** That's only the latest update of a joke that's at least as old as colonialism in the Middle East.
** The latest (as 2015) update is told in "A Hologram for the King" by Dave Eggers (the "Circle" guy).
* Another joke describes a young shepherd who, lonely with the long hours alone in the fields with his sheep, was horrified to find himself starting to cast sideways glances at his charges. He asked an older, more experienced shepherd for advice, and was told to train a vicious dog to attack him if he started disrobing around the sheep. He did so, but the loneliness continued, until one day he heard a woman screaming off in the distance. Tracking down its source, he found a beautiful maiden who had been chased up a tree by a pack of wolves. After the shepherd and his dog chased away the wolves, the maiden asked if there were anything she could do to repay him. "Actually there is," he replied. [[spoiler:"Can you keep this dog distracted for about ten minutes?"]]
** A similar joke goes: a tired traveler is crossing a vast desert on his camel, and thinks to himself, "I haven't had sex for days... I'll make do with this camel." However, the camel won't stay still to allow him to have sex with it. Suddenly, three beautiful women appear out of nowhere. "You look lost," one says. "Can I help you?" Yes, the traveler says. "Could you please help me hold down the camel?"
** There are actually plenty of jokes that follow this basic pattern. A man wants to have sex with an animal due to being horny in an isolated place with no women, but something is preventing him to do so. A woman (or more) enters the setting, usually willing to do anything the man asks of her. The punch line consists of the man asking her to take care of whatever prevents him to have sex with the animal rather than having sex with him herself.
* A gentleman stops by a biker bar and notices a large jar full of twenty dollar bills sitting on a high shelf. He asks the bartender about it, and the bartender tells him that anyone who likes can put a twenty in the jar and then attempt to win the pot by completing three tasks: defeating the toughest biker in the bar in a fistfight, performing some amateur dentistry on the bartender's vicious dog which has a sore tooth, and sexually satisfying the bartender's hideously ugly nymphomaniac wife. The man drops a twenty in the jar, walks over to the biker and knocks him out with one punch. He strides confidently into the back room, where the bartender hears his dog give out the most pitiful howl he's ever heard. The man returns and asks the bartender, [[spoiler: "Okay, now where's that ugly lady with the sore tooth?"]]
** There's a variation of that in Finland: A Finn, a Swede and a Norwegian were visiting Greenland, and decided to have a wager of toughness: they had to drink a keg of vodka, kill a polar bear barehanded and make love to (or rape) an Eskimo woman. The Swede and the Norwegian failed in humiliating ways, but the Finn drank down the entire keg and left off to find a polar bear. Hours later he comes back covered in tears and scratches and asks: [[spoiler:"Nhow wheresh that Eshkhimo I wash shupposhed to kill?"]]
*** The same joke is told with a [[EverythingIsBigInTexas Texan]] who went to Alaska, and was given the same challenge.
** There's also a variation in Brazil: Mussum of [=OsTrapalhões=] tried to join a gang and was told that, in order to join, he had to complete three tasks: drinking a whole bottle of undiluted cachaça at once, cut off the tail of a lion caged near the bar where he and the gang were having the challenge, and kissing the ugly bartender ten times. He could do the tasks in any order he chose and started with the drinking challenge. Mussum then left the bar to search for the lion. Upon returned, he mentioned he had just finished kissing the lion and would now cut the woman's tail.
* An American anthropologist has been studying a tribe in Africa by living with them for a year. One day, the chief called him into the chief's hut. The chief sighed. "Well, my friend, it seems that we must ask you to leave." The anthropologist was surprised by this; he thought he had gained the tribe's trust. "Why, what's the matter?" he stammered. "It seems that a woman in our tribe has given birth to a baby... a white baby," said the chief. The anthropologist began to laugh. "Oh, is that all? No, that's just a classic case of albinism. It's caused by inheriting recessive pigment genes and..." The chief didn't look convinced, so he pointed at a nearby flock of sheep. "See those sheep? All of them are white except for that one. It's like that!" The chief was silent for a moment and said, [[spoiler:"Listen, you don't talk about the sheep, and I won't talk about the baby."]]
* A man goes to a bawdy house and asks the proprietor what "services" he can get for five dollars. "Five dollars?!" says the proprietor. "That's all I have," says the customer. "Very well," says the proprietor, "follow me." He takes the man to a small room containing nothing but a chicken. "What am I supposed to do with ''that''?" asks the man. "Hey, you came here for sex," says the proprietor, "and you get what you pay for." He leaves, and the man, disgusted but desperate, has sex with the chicken. The next week, he comes back and asks what he can get for ten dollars. "Follow me," says the proprietor. He takes the customer to a room where a number of men are watching a peep show. The customer looks through a peephole and sees a man having sex with a sheep. He joins his fellow customers in derisive laughter. Nudging the man beside him, he says, "Boy, what a pathetic sicko that guy is, huh?" "That's nothing," says the other. [[spoiler:"Last week there was a guy in there screwing a chicken."]]
* A farmer, trying to improve his mind, takes up reading in his spare time. Every time he comes across an unfamiliar word, he jots it down so he can ask the minister, who's the most educated person in the village. One day he sees the minister walking by, waves him over, and hands him the list. "Reverend," he says, "can you tell me what these words mean?" The minister patiently defines them one by one, then blushes and hesitates as he comes to the last word. "Come on, Reverend," says the farmer. "Don't be bashful. What does 'bestiality' mean?" "Er...well," says the minister, "it refers to the forbidden and disgusting act of intimate relations with beasts, such as sheep, goats, and chickens." "Ewww," says the farmer. [[spoiler:"Chickens?"]]
* During the Bush Administration, First Lady Laura Bush told on television a joke about George milking a horse.
* The three biggest lies in <>:
** 1. I own my own car/truck/etc.
** 2. I know who my dad is
** 3. I was just helping that sheep over a fence.
* In France, the [[LegionOfLostSouls French Foreign Legion]] is often jokingly associated with goats.
* An American researcher comes to England to study farming. On his travels he hears about the practice of sheep fornication. He goes around Yorkshire asking farmers "Do you have intercourse with sheep?" As you can expect, the farmers are insulted, demanding he leave and slamming the door in his face. Just as he is about to give up, one man he asks looks around and answers "yes, and I'll answer your questions so long as you can promise you won't reveal anything about me". So the researcher asks "well...how do you do it?" The farmer replies "you put the back legs in your boots and the front legs on a wall and go from there." From there, the researcher goes to Wales, where he asks the same question. The first farmer he meets boldly responds "yes!". Again, the researcher asks how, and the Welshman responds "You put the back legs in your boots and the front legs over your shoulders and go from there". The researcher says "That's interesting, because in Yorkshire a man said back legs in boots and front over a wall". [[CrossesTheLineTwice "What?!" replies the Welshman, "No kissing?!"]]
* A farmer went to a psychiatrist, complaining that he was being sexually aroused by his horse. "I see", said the psychiatrist, "Is the horse a stallion or mare?" "Mare, of course!" answered the farmer angrily; "Do you take me for some kind of pervert?"
* A tourist is visiting New Zealand. While driving in the countryside, he spots a farmer with his sheep. The tourist asks, "Are you shearing that sheep?" The farmer replies, "No, get your own. I'm not sharing her with anyone!"
* Two New Zealand pilots are flying a flock of sheep. Suddenly, the plane starts going down because of engine trouble. The first pilot says "We gotta jump out, get your parachute!" "But what about the sheep?" asks the second. "''Fuck'' the sheep!" shouts the first. The second responds: "You think we have the time?"
* A man arrives in a Gold Rush boom town, and asks in the saloon what they do for entertainment, since there are no women in the town. He's told there's a flock of sheep, and everyone has sex with them. The new arrival is horrified by this, but as the days go on he gets more and more desperate. Finally he decides that if he's going to do it, he's going to do it right, so he chooses a sheep, dresses it up, and takes it to the saloon for a drink. When he arrives, everything goes silent, and all the patrons stare at him in shock. Embarrassed he stammers "I was told everyone here did it!" "Yeah," comes the reply, "but we don't pick up the sheriff's girl!"
* In this skit, a man is trying to get into the gates of heaven. He was a philanthropist and devout Christian, and he isn't sure why he's being denied entry.
-->'''St Peter:''' Remember, God sees all.\\
'''Man:''' Then you know about [[NoodleIncident the]]-\\
'''St Peter:''' Yep.\\
'''Man:''' And the-\\
'''St Peter:''' Yep.\\
'''Man:''' And that one time...\\
'''St Peter:''' Heh, we got that one on tape!\\
'''Man:''' But... but she was eighteen!\\
'''St Peter:''' Still a goat.\\
* The condom was invented in the early 8th century by Welsh shepherds, who prevented pregnancy by using the lower intestine of a sheep. It was later improved upon by using the lower intestine without the rest of the sheep.
* A professor at the University of Tennessee was giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The big South Carolina redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" Bubba replied, "Shiiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said, goats."
* JimNorton has a bit about bestiality, in which he says he's unsure of how to feel about it, and that opinion is due to depending on the size of the animal. A large animal, such as a horse or a cow, you're not going to hurt it, it'd probably never even notice. But a small animal, like a chicken or a small dog, you're a sick fuck who gets off on hurting things smaller than yourself because you never made a woman go "ow".
* An elderly woman had a fantasy about marrying a man who'd never been with a woman before. She applied to a rather discreet matchmaking service which gave her the name of an Australian gentleman. They got in touch, hit it off and soon were married. On their wedding night, she walked into the bedroom only to discover that all of the furniture had been moved to the side of the room. When she asked why her new husband replied "Well, I've never done it with a woman before, but if it's anything like kangaroos then we're gonna need all the space we can get."
* This can be found in some variations of the "you have two cows" economic satire for whatever place the author wants to insult: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute...
* There are a number of variants to a joke where a man pretends he can talk to animals or can make them talk. The final line is a warning by the animals' owner that the sheep is a big liar.
* What do you call the driver of a truck carrying sheep to <>? A pimp.

* In ''Literature/DragonBones'', one of the protagonists wants to emphasize how people would think about the high king if they knew he had a noblewoman tortured. He says they would maybe not morally object to it, but be disgusted, as if the king had had an affair with one of his hunting dogs.
* Played for laughs in ''[[Literature/LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal]]'', when in which the Messiah asks a ship captain about sex ([[ChasteHero as he has been told he won't ever know a woman]]). The captain responds, "Oh, you want to know about [[ClusterFBomb fucking? I've fucked]] women, young boys, sheep, horses, the odd turtle..." Jesus' friend drags him away from the captain, prompting Christ to ask why he can't learn from the captain. The friend can only respond by stuttering, muttering "God, a turtle". ([[ChekhovsGag Throughout the rest of the story, turtle-sex is periodically referenced.]])
** Later in the book, a Hindu man is depicted having sex with a cow, claiming that it is the reincarnation of his wife.
** This is in fact one of the first jokes. As children, Magdalen and Jesus talk to Biff about his job accompanying the local Shepard (as was mentioned in the Bible example). He proudly states he [[CompletelyMissingThePoint kept a vigilante eye out for any abominations while the Shepard went behind the bushes with his favorite sheep]]. His friends have to point out that was the abomination he was meant to watch out for.
* The first book of the ''Literature/AubreyMaturin'' series has a mention of a sailor who gets caught buggering a goat, meaning he will be hanged, and the poor goat slaughtered. When Jack doesn't want to deal with the situation and its inevitable impact on the rest of the crew, Stephen suggests he just put them ashore: "separate shores, if you feel strongly about the moral issue."
** It gets [[CrowningMomentOfFunny better]], when Jack offers Stephen some milk in his coffee: "Goat's milk?" "Why, yes, I suppose so." "Perhaps without milk, then..."
* The novel ''Literature/{{Beloved}}'' [[PlayedForDrama plays this completely seriously]]. The male slaves on the farm have sex with cows because they have no prospect of sleeping with a woman.
* In ''The Journeyer,'' by Gary Jennings, a historical novel about the life and travels of Marco Polo, the slave Nostril first makes his appearance being dragged behind a panicked mare which he had been assigned to groom and to which he had been chained. Nostril's proclivities get more creative as the novel progresses.
* Played rather seriously in Balzac's novella ''A Passion in the Desert'' where a man's relationship with a leopard he domesticates is presented in romantic terms.
* Ditto for the main character and his horse in ''[[HeraldsOfValdemar Brightly Burning]]'' by Creator/MercedesLackey. Of course, since the horse is a TalkingAnimal, it's not quite as perverted.
** He and his Companion are in love with each other, but he only ever mounts her in the usual equine sense. The heralds probably would have had something to say, otherwise...Luckily Companions are the divinely reincarnated souls of dead (human) Heralds, which helps a little.
*** To be even more precise, [[spoiler:he and his Companion are Life Bonded, which means they are fated to be paired together and is something they has NO control over. This normally means romantically, which certainly raises implications. However, while they are life bonded, it is never acted on sexually. It does mean that he will never have a normal romantic relationship with anyone else. Lackey started the Life Bond concept as the ultimate romantic ideal, but gradually moved it back as her work progressed to indicate that it could have problems. This pairing was one prime example of the problems that could result]].
* In the StephaniePlum book series, Stephanie's cousin Vinnie was once "in love" with a duck.
** Vinnie is the butt of this joke quite often. In one of Stephanie's monologues he's said to sleep with anything: Women, Men, Dogs, Goats...
** There's also a persistent rumor about Joyce's alleged fondness for dogs...
* Ferrol Sams' book ''Run With The Horseman'' has the character nicknamed "Moo Cow" for this reason.
* Creator/JohnRingo plays with this quite literally in ''[[Literature/PaladinOfShadows Unto the Breach]]'', where one of the village elders essentially comments that [[NeverLiveItDown it was just one goat...]]
* From ''The Xenophobe's Guide To The Welsh'', a joke apparently told by the Welsh themselves:
-->"Have you heard? Old Jones the farmer has been found interfering with a sheep!"\\
"Good heavens! Ewe or ram?"\\
"Ewe...there's nothing funny about Jones."
** In a variant, the response to the first line is "Ewwww...." and the answer to that is "Of course... there's [&c]."
* In one of Creator/MarionZimmerBradley's Lythande stories, through the story she constantly hears and sometimes contemplates the insult "You molester of virgin goats!" In the finale when she's confronted by a fellow member of her order who's seen evidence to let him possibly guess she's female (every member of their order has to keep one fact about themselves secret or lose their power), she starts yelling insults at him just to distract him, but when she uses the Virgin Goats one, the reaction on his face makes her immediately realize that that's HIS secret.
* Joan Hess's Maggody mysteries contain joking references to this, many of them in regards to how Raz Buchanon dotes upon his pet pedigree sow, Marjorie. Internal monologue by [[spoiler: Robin Buchanon]], just before [[spoiler: her death]], indicates this character had trained the family dog to engage in some highly-questionable behavior.
* Towards the end of ''Literature/AlteredCarbon'', the main character is fighting his way through an exclusive hangout for sexual deviants, and he finds a battered-looking dog and a man who did ''something'' unpleasant to it (and who incidentally has his pants down). The main character shoots the man in the head (nonlethal, given the futuristic setting, but quite an unpleasant experience). This is treated as a PetTheDog moment.
* ''Literature/TheEmigrants'' features a serious version. Arvid the farmhand gets into the bad graces of the farmer's old mother. To dirty Arvid's name, she spreads a rumor that he does unknowable things to one of the cows. This becomes Arvid's motivation to emigrate to America.
* Creator/JohnDonne's "Satire IV", which skewers gossipy would-be courtly types, references this one:
-->Who wasts in meat, in clothes, in horse, he notes;\\
Who loves Whores, who boyes, and who goats.
* In Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire, [[spoiler: Arya/Jeyne]] is forcibly married to AxCrazy Ramsay Bolton, and while the abuses she suffers are never specified, when she is [[spoiler:rescued]] she says that she'll "do whatever he wants, with him or the dog" before breaking down. There's also hints that Bolton has an unusual attachment to his hunting dogs, who are all female. PlayedForDrama to the extreme (as she can be heard crying throughout the entire castle, constantly). In a more humorous take, while the subtext is clear, the ribald song "The Bear and the Maiden Fair" has subtext implying it's a bear of a ''man'' (i.e. large, lots of coarse hair) who wins said maiden by being good at oral sex, but the text just has him as a plain, if talking, bear. And of course, there's the tale Tormund Giantsbane, Husband to Bears tells of that time he was really drunk...
** Varamyr Sixskins is a skin changer and controls/can enter the mind of three wolves. He has been known to enter the female wolf when its being mounted by the alpha wolf, and the male doing the mounting. Yek.
* Creator/IrvineWelsh's novella 'Lorraine Goes to Livingston' features excerpts [[ShowWithinAShow from a regency romance novel one of the characters is writing]] which features a hero who falls in love with a sheep after losing his wife. The hero's friends eventually have the sheep slaughtered and served to him in order to end the infatuation.
* In ''Literature/ProtectorOfTheSmall'', lady-knight-in-training Kel and the King's Own have dealings with a herd of centaurs. Some of them went rogue and became bandits, and it's mentioned that the leader of the others is killing the "slaves" - horses - who were mounted by the renegades, believing that being mated with wicked centaurs ruins the horses. It doesn't help that earlier on, that same leader wanted to buy ''Kel'', seeing her as sturdy and possibly able to bear sons of his kind.
* Thus far, this hasn't actually appeared in ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'', but it gets ''referenced'' quite a lot.
** When Sergeant Colon decides to learn about farming in ''Discworld/FeetOfClay'', he gets a bit worried about a book called ''Animal Husbandry'', because you hear stories...
** In ''Discworld/{{Maskerade}}'' the phrase "the people of Lancre got up with the chickens and went to bed with the cows" has a [[FootnoteFever clarifying footnote]] that this means they went to bed ''at the same time'' as the cows.
** Both the above phrases are analysed in ''Nanny Ogg's Cookbook'', but sadly her thoughts on the matter are covered by notes from the publisher about how that entire section can't be used.
** In ''Discworld/TheLastContinent'', Rincewind, perplexed by the presence of FunnyAnimal sheep in Crocodile's tavern, reflects that if you could get [[HalfHumanHybrid a cross between a human and a sheep]], someone would have noticed by now, especially in remote rural areas.
** And there's Bestiality Carter, who like all the Carters has a NonIndicativeName, and is very kind to animals. (The Carter family got their wires crossed; since you can name girls for virtues, well then boys...)
** Feeney from ''Discworld/{{Snuff}}'' mentions how his grandfather used to know all the local people's secrets, like how one man had been caught in ''flagrante delicto'' with a common barnyard fowl.
** Subverted in ''Discworld/ReaperMan'', in which the prospect of Ludmilla (a werewolf) getting together with Lupine (a wereman) is treated as a perfectly-acceptable InterspeciesRomance, despite him being a normal wolf and her, a normal human, most of the month. The fact that Lupine is fully sentient as a wereman and pretty smart even as a wolf makes it palatable.
* It doesn't happen in ''Literature/CodexAlera'' either, but the Marat and their totem animals are the subject to jokes like this among the Alerans. Kitai, one of the Marat who's bonded with Tavi, an Aleran, makes a joke similarly when she's explaining the bond--Tavi asks if his bond with her is like her father, Doroga's, bond with a gargant, named Walker, and she says when she last checked, Doroga wasn't mating with Walker...because Walker wouldn't stand for it.
* In ''Literature/{{Harry Potter}}'' it's mentioned in passing that Dumbledore’s brother Aberforth got in trouble for a “minor scandal” with the Department of Magical Law Enforcement for “using inappropriate charms on a goat.” When an eight year old asked in one interview about what kind of charm it was, Rowling was a little shocked.
-->"I think that he was trying to make a goat that was easy to keep clean [laughter], curly horns. That’s a joke that works on a couple of levels. I really like Aberforth and his goats. But you know Aberforth having this strange fondness for goats if you've read book seven, came in really useful to Harry, later on, because a goat, a stag, you know. If you’re a stupid Death Eater, what’s the difference. So, [[ExactWords that is my answer to YOU]]."
* In Apuleius' ''The Golden Ass'', the main character (who's been transformed into a donkey) worries about this trope when he's sold to a gang of CampGay crossdressing priests, but nothing bad comes from it. Later in the story, he has sex with a noble matron who actually paid for him, and later is used to inflict a painful death by sex to a vile, adulterous woman, but he's so disgusted by her that he runs away instead.
* In ''Literature/{{Tinker}}'', [[spoiler:Chiyo, a Kitsune, is forced by Lord Tomtom to breed with and becomes pregnant by a warg; a sort of pony sized wolf.]]
* Notably averted in ''{{Xanth}}.'' The realm's magic makes it possible for nearly any two creatures to produce viable offspring as long as they can make the parts fit - and if they don't fit, you can get an accommodation spell. Most beings tend to be attracted to their own species, but InterspeciesRomance abounds and carries very little stigma. And then there are the [[LovePotion love springs]] - if you drink from one, you immediately fall in love with the next creature of the opposite sex you lay eyes on. When, say, a man and his mare drink from the same spring, the result is a centaur.
* Carl Hiaasen, "Native Tongue", the dolphin scene. (And that's only a blatant example, a list of the more subtle insinuations in all his crime novels would get too long...)
* In Philip Jose Farmer's ''Lord Tyger'', when the WildChild protagonist Ras Tyger [[note]]actually raised by a couple of midgets in ape-suits in order to create a kind of real-life {{Tarzan}}[[/note]] reaches adolescence he trains a small monkey to "play" with him. The few people who learn about this react pretty much as you'd expect, but he neither understands nor cares.
* In the book ''Literature/GunsGermsAndSteel'', the author recalls a situation where a doctor was stumped as to the illness of his patient. Finally he asked if symptoms had appeared after a sexual experience. The man stammered a bit, but in the end admitted he'd had sex with a sheep while abroad. Unfortunately, the man spoke little English, so all questions and answers [[WomanScorned had to through]] [[UnstoppableRage his wife...]]
* In ''Literature/TheHouseOfNight'', [[spoiler:Neferet's consort is the Bull of Darkness]].
* In ''Literature/BoredOfTheRings'', boggies are described as having a "usual fondness for fuzzy animals." Spam Gangree has received a suspended sentence for having performed "an unnatural act with an underage female dragon of the opposite sex," and Frito's mother and Dildo's sister is said to have married a "hafling, i.e. part boggie, part opossum" from "the wrong side of the Gallowine."
* ''Literature/TheLongEarth'' has an, uhm, inversion? The "Beagles" are a canine-like intelligent species from a parallel Earth. When cultural exchange along the Earths lets them discover Terran dogs, they use them as sex toys. (It's an alien culture, so don't [[IncrediblyLamePun bitch]].)
* ''Literature/MirrorMirror'': The cook laconicly states she had sex with a squid and even shows the suck marks. (It's [[UnreliableNarrator possible]] that the squid wanted her for [[ImAHumanitarian dinner]] and she merely wanted to annoy the priest, though.)
* [[http://dinosaurerotica.com/ The dinosaur erotica series by Alara Branwen and Christie Sims.]] Hot dinosaur-on-cavewoman action, lots of ArtisticLicenseBiology applied.
* In ''Literature/SpellSinger'' as it takes place in a world where humans and anthropomorphic animals live as equals, they see no issue with inter-species relationships. While Jon-Tom (Who is from our world) is very uncomfortable with this. Though Flores (Who is also from our world) not only does she have no culture shock, but she is mentioned to have hooked up with an anthro Rabbit after her character was PutOnABus.
* ''Literature/WetGoddess'' is a story of a (human) college student Zachary Zimmerman falling in love with a bottlenose dolphin Ruby.
* Hal Yarrow, protagonist of ''Literature/TheLovers'', is accused of this when [[spoiler: his beloved Jeannette is revealed to be a ''[[HumanAlien lalitha]]'', closer to an insect than a human]]. His accuser [=MacNeff=] is promptly accused of ''planning'' this, as [[spoiler: Hal only found out when he was accused but [=MacNeff=] knew it and apparently wanted her alive...]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* In the final episode of ''Series/{{Blackadder}} II'', the German Prince [[Creator/HughLaurie Ludwig]] reveals that the sheep [[Creator/StephenFry Melchett]] had... relations with, was actually him in brilliant disguise.
** Subverted later in the episode, when he's revealing how he knows Queen Elizabeth. It really looks like he's going to reveal that he was her horse and she had sex with him, but then it turns out that he was the German stable lad, and she didn't sleep with him. Her relationship with the horse appears purely platonic.
** In the premier episode of series one, Edmund is secretly nursing Henry Tudor back to health in his room, hoping for a reward. His mother comes in, and when Edmund implies that there is someone in his bed, the Queen asks if it is a sheep. He denies this. Later on, to keep her from checking the bed he makes bleating noises. Her response: "Oh, Edmund. [[CrowningMomentOfFunny It's the lying I find so hurtful]]."
* On ''Series/TheGoldenGirls'', Uncle Nunzio and his pet goat are repeatedly mentioned.
* In ''[[Series/TheJerrySpringerShow Jerry Springer]]'' (where else?) there is the ''shocking'' case of a man who [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNtw8HENlI married his horse]].
* One character in the first episode of ''Series/KrodMandoonAndTheFlamingSwordOfFire'' likes to have sex with horses.
* In the ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'' episode "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang", Captain John Hart expresses an attraction to poodles.
-->'''Gwen:''' Do you ever stop?\\
'''John:''' What, five minutes to live and you want me to behave? Oh, that's gorgeous...\\
'''Gwen:''' That's a poodle!\\
'''John:''' ''(growling)'' S'nice!
* In one episode of ''Series/{{Mash}}'' [[TheVicar Mulcahy]] keeps trying to describe ''The Yearling'' (a film that was going to be shown) 'about a tender relationship between a boy and a young deer', and each time, the character ([[HypercompetentSidekick Radar]], [[AFatherToHisMen Potter]], etc.) would respond with a "Oh yeah, like my (relative), except it was with a (mule, horse)" with an implication that their relative had a more intimate fondness with their chosen animal.
* ''Series/FatherTed'': "No, No, Dougal, we must keep away from the idea that we're in love with the horse. It's more that we're friends with the horse."
* In ''Series/StrangersWithCandy'', Jerri Blank [[NoodleIncident never quite got to explain what it was she did with the donkey in Tijuana]], but... it's Jerri. This trope was definitely involved.
* On ''Series/TheLeagueOfGentlemen'' the Tattsyrup family are said to have a bit of pig in their ancestry (which turns up in their noses), and Hilary Briss is married to a cow. The extent of their relationship is unclear.
** A Local Book For Local People makes it [[FromBadToWorse somewhat clearer]].
* In ''Series/PhoenixNights'', there is strong innuendo that Keith Lard (a fire safety officer from Bolton) is into bestiality. He is led away by police, only to be released when an Alsatian fails to testify. In real life, Channel 4 had to apologize to Keith La'''i'''rd (a fire safety officer from Bolton) who claimed that his reputation was damaged by this show.
* Due to {{Moral Guardian|s}} standards and limited dialogue potential, this is one of the few sex crimes that has never been featured on ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit''. It has, however, been referenced in dialogue between sex-crimes investigators. "His father caught him alone with his new bride, Missy. Missy's a German shepherd."
* ''Series/{{Manswers}}'' has taken this trope to its extreme, by investigating which animal's genitalia bear the closest resemblance to those of a human woman. Sheep were, of course, among the candidates researched. (Their conclusion? If you're kinky enough to care, it's [[spoiler: the dugong. At least, it could explain the MermaidProblem.]])
* In the first season of ''Series/TheMightyBoosh'' many "intimate liaisons" with the zoo animals were implied. Howard warns Vince in one episode, not to get too close to any of the animals in the zoo bringing up the example of a (literal) fox in a nearby cage. which apparently was a "Mistake" according to Howard. Apparently in the Mighty Boosh world bestiality is a scandal more like a professor sleeping with a graduate student than how it's viewed in real life...
** This is probably because animals in the Boosh-verse are sapient. Most of them can talk, and are of comparable intelligence to the human characters. Not only are they capable of consenting to sex with humans, more than often they are the ones who ''instigate'' it (who can forget the scene where Vince gets raped by that panda?).
* In ''Series/SonsOfAnarchy'' after Tig spills his bike during a charity run and requires medical attention he's picked-up at the hospital by bounty-hunters over an outstanding warrant in Oregon. The charge? ...indecent exposure in a livestock transport.
* Owen, on ''Series/TheVicarOfDibley'', is initially implied to do this. When Radio Dibley ran a ''Moral Maze'' style programme on the topic "Is Sex With Poodles ''Always'' Wrong?", he was the one speaking in favour. By the end of the series, they'd done away with all pretense and flatout stated he was regularly having sex with animals, calling a sheep his girlfriend in one episode. Jim was also stated to be at least attracted to sheep. Luckily, by that point RefugeInAudacity had become a staple for pretty much every character who wasn't Geraldine or David.
* Referenced in ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'':
-->'''Dr Cox''': Don'cha see, Barbie, I would rather listen to you go on and on about the joys of dolphin sex.\\
'''Elliot''': Dolphin ''trainer'' sex. My boyfriend is a dolphin trainer.\\
'''Dr. Cox''': Here that's a shame, because the whole dolphin thing used to make you ''so'' interesting.
** Another reference with that dolphin trainer:
-->'''Sean''': Why are things so much easier with dolphins?\\
'''Elliot''': Probably because you're not trying to date the dolphin.\\
'''Sean''': Oh, God, no. Not after that big talk they gave us.
** And again with JD when there's a rumor about JD being into bestiality because he practiced kissing on Rowdy (JD and Turk's dead stuffed dog).
* In ''Series/{{Life On Mars|2006}}'', Chris and Ray make sheep noises at a prisoner ("Dicky Fingers") they're picking up for transport. When Sam asks why, Chris refers to this trope. Later, as they're driving, Chris points out a lamb; Dicky responds, "[[EvenEvilHasStandards What d'you think I am, a nonce?]]" ("Nonce" being UK slang for child molester.)
* ''Series/BostonLegal'': Denny was shown repeatedly to have a thing for sheep.
** Also, there was that thing with that camel that one time in the military... The camel, apparently, had no complaints.
** In another episode, a client has an affair with Wendy... his cow. Which at one point leads Schmidt to say, "But you screw one cow..."
* ''Series/AllyMcBeal'': Richard uses this potential scenario to argue before the judge that the Supreme Court's ruling that the President - and by default a Congressman like his client - could be sued while in office was a bad ruling:
--> "Don't tell me I can't cripple a Congressman's ability to do his work! With today's media? It's not like they go out and check the facts! I could say something about you having sex with a goat - totally untrue, so what! All I gotta do is say it, Newsweek will print it and boom, your whole docket becomes spin control!
* Subverted with the usual sense of taste in an episode of ''TheSarahSilvermanProgram''. Sarah is arrested for bestiality when she's caught licking her dog's asshole... which she only does because [[{{Squick}} apparently, it tastes delicious]].
* The performers on ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' tend to [[RunningGag default to sheep]] if they ever bring up this trope.
** Colin's apparently random bestiality cracks are a RunningGag of sorts. ([[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwHxLuqwpQ This]] clip is [[CrowningMomentOfFunny a shining example]].)
** Ryan manages to outdo him [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij-rnUMh8as#t=1m18s by pure accident]]...
--->'''Ryan''': (playing Tarzan) Before you come, [[UnEntendre Tarzan only have animals]]...\\
* audience groans loudly as Ryan tries to continue, [[ThatCameOutWrong cracking him up]]*\\
'''Ryan''': I mean as friends!
** The UK series wasn't above this (as the mention of Welsh in the foreword indicates), and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBK1rMmoANI merely picking "sheep" for a suggestion made the jokes unavoidable]].
--->'''Jim Sweeney:''' (translating Josie's [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign faux-Albanian]]) "I like to stroke the big ones... Some of those sheep play really hard-to-get... (catches Josie in an [[NotWhatItLooksLike unfortunate gesture]]) ...I think that speaks for itself..."
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jz-NTAsDyQ "I'll give you one point for every time the sheep sound excited me..."]] [[note]]Which might actually be a case of HoYay instead, given that Ryan was making said sound...[[/note]]
** In one game of ''Let's Make a Date'' Colin was given the character of a man who "gets turned on by danger" and Ryan was a "ravenous" boa contrictor. It was played erotically almost from the start.
* ''Series/RedDwarf'': Lister complains that he's personally broken four of the five holy commandments he supposedly passed down to the Cat people; "I'd've broken the fifth, but there's no sheep on board."
* Mentioned in ''Series/TheThickOfIt'' when Malcolm gives Olly a bollocking for questioning one of his more unscrupulous schemes: "Don't start with the moral objections, you fuckin' Series/BluePeter badge-wearing ponce! Go and make a contribution to fuckin' Amnesty International! Go and buy a goat that a whole village can [[LastSecondWordSwap fuck]]!"
** Later on, Phil compares Olly to "the man who fucked the monkey that gave us AIDS", in the sense that he has created a runaway problem and is now moaning about its scale.
* Corky from ''Series/MurphyBrown'' was first runner up at the Miss America contest, but got the crown when the winner was forced to resign. Why?
-->'''Corky''': She told everyone she loved animals, but who would have thought to take her literally?
* In one episode ([=s26e03=]) of ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' Paul tells [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJVzH_iduHc this]] story of a badger.
* ''Series/TheDailyShow'' started its [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-august-3-2009/thank-you--south-carolina- "Thank You South Carolina" segment]] after a man from there received press attention for having sex with a horse after having already pled guilty to having had sex with the same horse. And they happened to discover this on the heels of the Sanford scandal.
** ''Series/TheColbertReport'' [[http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/343094/august-02-2010/alpha-dog-of-the-week---david-h--brooks covered]] the case of the absurd ConspicuousConsumption of [[CorruptCorporateExecutive military contractor David Brooks]] and managed to imply he's been raping his horses (because his reaction to the problem of a staffer testifying against him was to go to his racehorse veterinarian and ask for a "memory-erasing pill").
* Gonzo of ''Series/TheMuppetShow'' has an on-again, off-again relationship with both anthropomorphic Muppet hen as well as real cows and hens.
* Referenced in ''{{Series/Lexx}}'': "It's all here. You have babes, boys, beasts, thinner, fatter, hunks, chunks, monks, twins dipped in batter, the wiggle, the jiggle, the oo-la-la, people to spank you, and sheep to go baa" - Schlemmi, Luvliner
* One episode of ''Series/{{QI}}'' has Stephen Fry ask, "What is the difference between a Carlisle Surprise, a Reverse Canterbury Delight, and a sheep tied to a lamppost in Cardiff?" Welsh comedian Rob Brydon attacks Stephen for "institutionalized racism that is accepted when it's addressed at the Welsh," answers the last bit by saying you call a sheep tied to a lamppost in Cardiff "a leisure centre," then castigates the other panelists and the audience for laughing.[[note]]The answer, by the way, is that Carlisle Surprise and Reverse Canterbury Delight are bellringing methods.[[/note]]
** There's also a bit in another episode where Stephen Fry says the "You can get a lot from goats. You can get cheese, you can get wool you can get sex-"
** And let's not forget Stephen's reaction to the pictures illustrating the question "How can a horse catch an eel?"; "That's a rather attractive horse." (Both Rich Hall and Sean Locke immediately retort that they'd rather have the eel.) Stephen's affections for the horse [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4KOw38XVSw lasted throughout the episode.]]
** During a question about Korean proverbs, Canadian comedian Katherine Ryan compared one of the idioms to the Canadian expression "shagging the dog" (a vulgar expression meaning "doing nothing" or "passing the time any which way while bored"). Made even funnier by the ensuing discussion in which nobody actually bothered to clarify [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage what "shagging" means in British English]].
---->'''Stephen''': '''NOT IN ''THIS'' COUNTRY, MADAM!!''' In ''this'' country when we shag a dog we know what we're doing, and it's pretty hard work, let me tell you.
* A characteristically bizarre subversion on ''Series/{{House}}'': a teenage boy came to the clinic asking for drugs to kill his sex drive, claiming it was because he was very attracted to cows and didn't know how much longer he could hold out. Turned out it was actually his hot stepmother he was attracted to. And he didn't want to admit that. So he pretended he was into cows. Okay.
** Also, one time, House was talking with Thirteen and another female doctor in his office, while on his computer. The female doctor looks at the computer screen (which cannot be seen) and gets a noticeably squicked out expression. House asks her, "do you have a problem with the naked female form?" Thirteen then says "I just don't think she's used to seeing it spooning with the naked ''dolphin'' form." This being House, it was most likely a ploy to get them to go away faster. Probably.
** In another episode, a clinic patient has a skin condition normally found in horses and related quadrupeds. When she says she's an actress, House jumps to certain conclusions about her "art." [[spoiler:In fact, she is playing the Virgin Mary in a live-action Christmas pageant, in which she [[UnEntendre rides a donkey]].]]
* In ''Series/TrailerParkBoys'', Ricky randomly tries to make a joke about this to Julian, completely unrelated to what they were doing at the time.
* Probably innumerable examples on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', but several that stand out include
** A census worker interviewing an addled Creator/ChristopherWalken, who reveals that his wife is a bobcat.
** A spoof of daytime talk shows that send unruly teens to boot camps, in which Creator/ChristinaRicci plays a girl whose mother catches her playing with the family dog, and is afraid that she will give birth to "biracial dog babies".
** On one show, Woody Harrelson heads a trio of lonesome singing cowboys - one lyric being "And the horse starts to look good by the campfire..."
** In one skit of Celebrity Jeopardy, for his answer/wager in Final Jeopardy, Sean Connery draws a picture of Alex Trebek having sex with a horse - of course, we only see the top half of the photo.
* On ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'' there is a FlashForward to a potential future in which the whole gang had broken up and in this future [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Eric]] became an insane [[TheHermit hermit]] living in the woods who married a moose. Hopefully it was a platonic marriage...
* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' gives us the following exchange:
-->'''Raj''': I'm telling you dude, the only way to make you feel better about Penny going out with other guys, is for you to get back on the whores.\\
'''Howard''': ... "horse".\\
'''Raj''': What?\\
'''Howard''': The phrase is "get back on the horse"... not "whores".\\
'''Raj''': That's disgusting, dude!
* One episode of ''FamilyFeud'' had the question "Name something a lazy man might teach his dog to turn on." One of the answers was "his girlfriend", presumably for shock value.
* Mick 'The Bull' Daly in ''Series/TheSavageEye'':
-->'''Mick 'The Bull' Daly:''' You can kill and eat animals - that's no problem, like. That's fine, you kill them and eat them. But once you start riding them, then society's like 'Oh no, you can't ride them.' But you can kill them and eat them, like. But if the animal had a choice, huh?
* In the ''Series/SirensUS'' episode "Rachel [=McAdams=] Topless", Hank, Johnny and Brian, having agreed to erase a patient's browser history before calling his family, snoop through said history and find a video of a woman and a horse performing an unspecified act. They spend the rest of the episode trying to [[BrainBleach get rid of the mental image]].
* On an episode of ''Series/TheWire'', [[ButtMonkey Ziggy]] buys a duck and brings it into the bar with him. When one of his co-workers calls him sick because of this, Ziggy retorts he's hardly the first guy in South Baltimore to seek the affections of a farm animal.
* ''Series/OrangeIsTheNewBlack'': While feeding Little Boo some peanut butter, Big Boo gets the idea to have the dog lick it off more...intimate areas offscreen. Either she had a moment of MyGodWhatHaveIDone, or Little Boo was taken away from her. All she says about it is "It got weird."
* In the ''Series/InsideAmySchumer'' skit [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRFyZgxBjsc "Stripper for Dogs"]], Amy and another stripper show up for a bachelor party that, it turns out, a guy is throwing for his dogs. While Amy entertains the revelers downstairs, the other one goes upstairs with the groom for his "last night as a free man." [[WomanScorned It doesn't end well.]]
* In ''[[Series/ScreamQueens2015 Scream Queens]]'', bestiality is apparently among the atrocities that have been committed by Kappa Kappa Tau under Chanel Oberlin's reign, according to Dean Munsch. [[NoodleIncident Chanel swears that that goat had had too much to drink and it was entirely his fault.]]

* Music/{{GWAR}}'s "Fuckin' an Animal" fits this in as strict a sense as possible. Their song "Sexecutioner" does so a little bit more subtly.
* ''Music/BobRivers'' ''Dirty Deeds (Done with Sheep)'' (a parody of an Music/{{ACDC}} song). That is all.
* Music/WeirdAlYankovic. "Virus Alert". One of the dreaded features of the virus is that it will "make you physically attracted to sheep". Maybe not as bad as causing a major rift in time and space, but still...
** The bickering couple in "Jerry Springer" have cheated on each other with (among others) her dog Woofie and his pet goat.
-->"That goat doesn't love you!"
* From Music/TomLehrer's introduction to his song "[[SouthOfTheBorder In Old Mexico]]": "His educational career began, interestingly enough, in agricultural school, where he majored in animal husbandry, until they.. caught him at it one day..."
** And the classic line from "I Got It From Agnes": "She then gave it to Daniel/Whose spaniel has it now"
* From John Butler's "Hand of the Almighty"
** - Now Ray was full aware/that some sheep were over there/and he knew them in the biblical sense!"
* The many strange habits of Harald, in the Swedish song ''Haralds konstiga vanor'', apparently include getting a little too friendly with sheep.
* Related: One Welsh singer (a thirteen-year-old girl) had her album recalled so that they could alter the cover. Why? She was standing in a field with sheep. Nobody wanted the obvious jokes made.
* The infamous BawdySong, "The Good Ship Venus" has a verse about the ship's dog, Rover. You can pretty much guess what the pirate narrators do to the hound in question.
* The Ivor Biggun song "Halfway Up Virginia" details the sexual exploits of a stereotypical hillbilly. The singer gleefully admits to having sex with 49 sheep, a mule, a golden retriever, a skunk, a woodchuck, an unspecified number of polecats, an unspecified number of raccoons, a hound dog, a groundhog, an opossum and pretty much anything that [[strike:moves]] doesn't run away fast enough. He then makes the following statement:
-->"And every last one is female,\\
'Cos there ain't nothing strange about me!"
* "Baby Ice Dog" by Music/BlueOysterCult, in which it is implied that the narrator not only slept with, but also [[CrossesTheLineTwice pimped out his husky.]]
* "So What?" by Anti-Nowhere League (popularized by Music/{{Metallica}}'s cover of it), includes, [[BawdySong among other obscenities]] "And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat, I rammed my cock right down his throat!"
* The Brazilian song "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOXpi1_mejQ Mundo Animal]]", by VulgarHumor experts Mamonas Assassinas, opens with what could be translated as:
-->Eating[[note]]slang for intercourse[[/note]] armadillo is good\\
To bad it hurts your back\\
The animal's too short\\
That's why I prefer the goats
* Many of Music/WesleyWillis' songs deal with bestiality ("Suck a Cheetah's Dick", "Drink a Camel's Cum"). A schizophrenic, Willis believed that demons were tormenting him, and that the songs would disgust the demons enough to leave him alone.
* The popular Ren Fair song [[IntercourseWithYou Roll Your Leg Over]] features the lyric:
-->"Some people wonder why Scotsmen like sheep/ 'Tis only because [[GagPenis we need something that deep]]."
* "The Lonely Shepherd" by Music/PigWithTheFaceOfABoy is about a shepherd who slept with another shepherd's wife, and then starts to feel a bit lonely...
* The Spaniard song [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSjUR5IEBKM "La Cabra"]] (translated as "The Goat") from the gag band ''Los Farlopez'' is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin [[spoiler:until ''they kill her'' after having too much sex with her.]]
* Music/TheTigerLillies' "Farmyard Filth" is an album full of these.
* Music/{{Blink 182}} has the song [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvyl82t9IuY I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass]]. On the ''Mark, Tom, and Travis Show'', the banter between songs includes Tom claiming that he will get sexier as the show goes on due to the heat in the arena and the exertion of performing a concert. Mark speculates that Tom will aso get fatter and fatter, "Because dog semen is very high in calories." "Yeah, don't eat dog semen, kids; [[ComicallyMissingThePoint we hear it's the number one cause of bad breath]]."
* In Data's "Don't Sing" video, we see a guy get a beej by a woman clad in a giant fur coat [[AutoErotica while driving]], which leads to him crashing his car, all while being intercut between shots of many screwed-up things. At the very end, it's revealed that [[spoiler:the woman was really a dog.]]

[[folder:New Media]]
* In ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog'', the Bad Reverend's audition for the Evil League of Evil had him asserting against rumors (and his own mutterings) that he would not molest Bad Horse.
** And inverted when Bad Horse's letters include directions to "Make the Bad Horse gleeful/ Or [[UnusualEuphemism he'll make you his mare]]!"
* Notable Aversion: For all [[NauseaFuel its]] [[BrainBleach other]] [[BodyHorror crimes]] and despite its name, "[[ShockSite Goatse.cx]]" does not concern this trope, or [[WordSaladTitle having anything even vaguely related to goats]]. This is because [[FunWithAcronyms Goatse is an abbreviation, which stands for (warning, vulgar)]] [[spoiler:[[FunWithAcronyms Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone]]]].

[[folder:Newspaper Comic Collections]]
* In the book-only ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' collection ''Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless'', Dogbert says that a mother has a lifetime right to tell embarrassing stories about her children. Cut to a woman, seated beside her grown son, asking someone "Did I ever tell you about Jeffrey's first visit to the zoo?...Well, Jeffrey was just reaching puberty and still confused about a lot of things..." The son begs her in anguish to stop, but to no avail: "And to this day he's still banned from the monkey cage area."
* ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' had one with two chimpanzees grooming each other:
---> "Well, well, another blonde hair. Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"
** Allegedly, Goodall's lawyer sent Larson a strongly-worded letter about the comic... followed by a letter from Goodall herself saying [[ActuallyPrettyFunny she thought it was hilarious]].

* In October 1999, The Godfather tried to offer his hoes to Mideon before a match. Mideon stated "I don't do hoes, but do you have any farm animals?" Note that Mideon's former gimmick is that of Phineas I. Godwinn, a pig farmer.
** Then there was the following month on Thanksgiving when he allegedly [[{{Squick}} had intercourse with a turkey]]...
* During a match pitting Alex Shelley and [[Wrestling/HunterJohnston Delirious]] against Wrestling/RoderickStrong and Jack Evans of Generation Next at Wrestling/RingOfHonor's Fifth Year Festival, Wrestling/CMPunk advised against {{spit|efulspit}}ting on people as Strong and Evans had, explaining it was the first step to creating diseases and sleeping with Chimpanzees.
* On a 2010 episode of Wrestling/{{TNA}} [=iMPACT!=], Wrestling/RicFlair made one of his infamous rambling promos, wherein he claimed to have had sex with Zenyatta. A race horse.

* In an episode of ''Radio/JustAMinute'' recorded in Cardiff, one of the panelists was challenged for "deviating from the subject" because he was talking about sheep. He quickly responded "But sheep aren't considered a deviation in Wales."
* ''OpieAndAnthony'' broadcast a clip of a German porno featuring a man... um... "skewering" a chicken. And it's obvious, from the changing tone of the chicken's squawking, when the penetration begins.
* In the Corby episode of ''Mark Steel's in Town'', he asks why their stereotype of rival town Kettering includes sex with sheep. He's quickly informed by the audience that's because it actually happened once.
-->'''Mark''': Oh, that's what you don't want in your town, isn't it? That's the jokes for the next thousand years: They all do it, all the time.

[[folder: Religion & Mythology]]
* In the law books of ''Literature/TheBible'', especially the Literature/BookOfExodus, anyone (male or female) who has sex with an animal is to be executed. The animal is also considered DefiledForever, and must be slaughtered.
* Tons of it in mythology and ancient fairy tales. Mostly subverted, though (the above example with the Minotaurus is a "real" one), since gods in disguise, centaurs, princes under curse and generic talking animals etc. won't count as "proper" bestiality. (Still, it's fodder for GettingCrapPastTheRadar or playing it for the lulz - for example, a collection of Little Red Riding Hood erotica alone would already fill its own page.)
* The ''märkäkorva Lappalainen'' (wet-behind-the-ears Lapp) in TheKalevala, who has humped, [[IncestIsRelative not only his mother and his sister]], but also all the mares in his household.
* [[Myth/NorseMythology Loki]] ReallyGetsAround. He is the mother (yes, mother) of Odins eight-legged horse Sleipnir. (That was his way of distracting the workhorse of the Jötun who built Asgard, to cheat him out of his payment.)

[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
* Creator/CheechAndChong's skit "Hey Margaret" has the couple Harry (Chong) and Margaret (Cheech) watching a porno movie where, among other things, the lead actress has sex with a dog. Also, in "The Old Man In The Park", where the Old Man (Chong) tells the Punk (Cheech) that the Punk could be his son because "I used to fuck Buffalo. In fact, you look just like your momma."
* One of Creator/JeffFoxworthy's "You Might be a Redneck"s is "If your parole states you can not own sheep".
** And from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour: "If you think TheSilenceOfTheLambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn..."
** Made even better when they show a picture of Larry in his undies in a hotel room...''with a sheep''! The others don't even try to hold back their laughter.
* Jim Gaffigan, in a hidden track at the end of the album "Doing My Time," plays a character who talks about how he is always reminded of fucking a donkey when he returns home. His excuse: "I was drunk and he mumbled something."
* Creator/EllenDeGeneres did a bit about folks objecting to gay marriage stating "next thing, people will be marrying goats" and wondering why they always go there first thing. "Mom, Dad...this is Billy."
* Joe Rogan: "You don't fuck sheep because they're hot. You do it because they're that high and no one's looking. Or there's a guy with a camera and he's giving you money."
* In Creator/BobSaget's HBO Special ''That Ain't Right'', Bob goes on a long riff to randomly-picked audience member Jared, warning him about the dangers of fucking various animals, including goats, ostriches, turtles, and porcupines.
** He enters his Creator/ComedyCentral roast in an elevator preceded by two hot girls, an elderly woman and a goat. Saget's first act is to zip up his fly and to mime to the goat to call him.
* Also at Bob Saget's roast, [[DirtyOldWoman Cloris Leachman]] [[http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/974767/ derided the other roasters' acting abilities]], finishing up with how she'd been "classically trained in live theater. I improvised - no script, no director. Just me and the donkey! Five sold-out shows a night for six years, 'til [[OutWithABang the donkey died of exhaustion]]."
* AdamHills relays a story about a conversation with an audience member who had worked in forensics in Wales. The man told a story about a farmer who, during the foot-and-mouth crisis, had loved his cows so much that he had taken them into a field and shot them before shooting himself. When Hills expressed his sympathies for the farmer, the audience member clarified that the man “really loved his cows”, as he had no partner, no pornography, but a lot of Viagra. When Hills was still doubtful, the man continued “We swabbed the cows.” Apparently, they got positive results on six out of forty-eight. Hills ends the story with “I know, but all I could think was; what was wrong with the other forty-two? Were they not as pretty or just faster?”
* Dave Chappelle has a bit talking about the theory that AIDS came from someone having sex with a monkey, saying that nobody goes from monkey sex back to people.
-->You're not gonna get some monkey pussy on Tuesday and then say, "Oh, let me call Charlene" on Thursday. Once you fuck a monkey, that's a firm decision. I'm out of the human pussy game for good.
** Later he discusses a hypothetical person who has sex with monkeys:
-->So y'all can keep fucking these people if you want, niggas. ''Mo' monkey pussy for me''. I'm hooking up with an orangutang next week.
* German satirist Jan Böhmermann did ''not'' [[note]]the usual cheapskate "may I call an asshole Officer?" trick[[/note]] insult Turkish president Erdogan with this trope. Needless to say, Erdogan was not amused, even Kurds defended him (the whole thing was seen as having a unsavory racist angle) and Böhmermanns "poem" backfired so royally that it became an affair of state and he will look forward to a trial based on the ancient §103 (crimen laesae maiestatis).

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'' features the Lunars, blessed of Luna and boon companions to the Solars. They generally have beast-like traits (including a "totem animal" they can change into at will), and with this comes the ability to breed [[HalfHumanHybrid Beastmen]]. Thing is, to do it, one of the parties has to be bestial, and the other party has to be humanoid... and the Lunars can be either.
** It is noted that many Lunars aren't necessarily depraved even despite this... but there are some straight examples. Raksi, a Lunar queen of a massive brood of [[FrazettaMan half-ape offspring]] is, among other things, an infamous [[EatsBabies baby-eating cannibal sorceress]].
* The [[BeastMan Gangrel]] clan sourcebook for ''TabletopGame/VampireTheRequiem'' has a historian claiming that the first Gangrel were made when barbarian kings had relations with animals, and were born of ancient sorcery playing on the twisted beings that emerged. Mind you, [[MultipleChoicePast that may not be the truth]] (to put it mildly), but man, you can just see most of the clan walking out into sunlight if that turned out to be the truth, can't you?
** [-''"[[HalfHumanHybrid The Conception]] of [[TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse the Garou]]"'', Size 2 (picture)\\
[[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade Gangrel Kindred]] roll Generation with difficulty of Willpower and suffer successes as Aggravated (reflexive Fortitude soak possible);\\
[[MadOracle Malkavian Kindred]] roll Willpower with difficulty of '''9''' to resist [[LaughingMad laughing uncontrollably]];\\
[[AristocratsAreEvil Ventrue Kindred]] roll the same roll as Malkavians to resist [[VomitIndiscretionShot thowing up]];\\
[[TabletopGame/WerewolfTheApocalypse Garou and other Changing Breeds]] roll Willpower with difficulty of 8 to resist [[HeroicBSOD para]][[VillainousBSOD lysis]].\\
[[CuriosityIsACrapshoot For the curious]], it's [[note]][[WildChild pre-embrace Ennoia (Gangrel Antedeluvian)]][=/=][[http://whitewolf.wikia.com/wiki/Ennoia her step-nephew.]][[/note]] Really. -]
** For the Garou in the cWoD, at least occasional bestiality is practically a part of life; they can't breed true with each other (any offspring from such unions is usually deformed or otherwise 'defective' in some way as well as generally sterile) and need to mate with humans or wolves to have a shot at having actually viable Garou offspring, and there's at least anecdotal evidence that favoring one branch of the 'family' too much over the other actually is detrimental to a bloodline in the long run. (Replacing "wolves" with the relevant animal type, the same holds true for the other kinds of weres in the game as well.)
*** Of course, being shapeshifters, it's rather debateable whether screwing a wolf when you yourself are for all intents a wolf as well (albeit with human intelligence) should be considered bestiality. The [[EvilCounterpart Black Spiral Dancers]] on the other hand side, often don't care about their partner's shape. Or consent, for that matter...

* Edward Albee's ''The Goat or Who Is Sylvia''.
* The Dauphin in Shakespeare's ''Theatre/HenryV'' is rather disconcertingly fond of his horse:
-->'''Dauphin:''' I once writ a sonnet in his praise and began thus: "Wonder of nature --"\\
'''Constable:''' I have heard a sonnet begin so to one's mistress.\\
'''Dauphin:''' Then did they imitate that which I composed to my courser, for my horse is my mistress.
** The dialogue continues in this vein for quite a while.
* In ''Rimers of Eldritch'', Skelly Manor first appears onstage with local boys baaing at him. Nothing explicit is stated and nothing is ever proven. It's used more to demonstrate Skelly's isolation from the town and how rumors move through it.
* Played for tragedy in ''Our Breath is as Light as a Hummingbird's Spine'', since there's no way to have sex with a bird. However, the main character does glue feathers and a beak onto a sex toy. (Decide for yourself whether that's {{Squick}}, unintentionally funny, or just as pathetic as it's supposed to be.)
* The play ''Theatre/{{Equus}}'' by Peter Schaffer concerns a young stablehand's issues with being virtually incapable to distinguish between affection for horses and sexual attraction, thanks to a screwed-up childhood. It being a drama piece, it's also pretty disturbing.
* In ''Theatre/RockOfAges'', Dennis Du Pree uses this trope to convince Stacee Jaxx to play at his bar.
-->'''Dennis:''' Remember the time we fucked that llama?
* Rochelle Owens' 1967 play Futz was about a farmboy who loved his pig.
* Played for comedy in ''TwistedTheUntoldStoryOfARoyalVizier'' with Prince Achmed, who, after being attacked by the Princess' tiger, becomes known as "Tiger Fucker" to his people. [[BerserkButton He doesn't like it.]]
* In ''Theatre/MidlifeTheCrisisMusical'', the song "He Got What He Deserves", one of the divorcées notes an ex's barnyard encounter after the split with great relish and multiple sheep puns.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* Professor Hojo of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII'' is introduced -- as in, his ''very first scene'' -- discussing his plans to breed Aerith with another research experiment in an attempt to create a life form with a long lifespan. That experiment turns out to be [[PantheraAwesome Red XIII]]. Thankfully, when Hojo arranges for them to be together, Red himself has no desire to go through with it and attacks Hojo once freed.
* A quest to disgrace a supermodel in ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'' results in catching her in a threesome with a llama.
* In ''VideoGame/RomeTotalWar'', if your general is constantly out on campaign, his retinue may eventually include a Pet Sheep.
-->"Being away from home and loved ones... can be a lonely life."
* In ''VideoGame/NoOneLivesForever'', when advancing through the corridors of the BigBad's base, you hear a man whispering love words to ''someone'', something like: "Now we are all alone..." Then you open a door and find that man alone with a goat. The man says: "Oh, hi...um, how did this goat got in here?" You have the option of shooting them both.
** Also, you find references to H.A.R.M. goons and their, ahem, “recreation” with sheep throughout the game.
* From ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}'': The G.O.A.T. Whisperer.
** From ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas'', you got Cook-cook, one of the [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast fiends]] leaders. Flamethrower wielding pyromaniac, psychotic, rapist, goes berserk when you kill Queenee, his Brahmin. It's not stated outright, but heavily implied he screwed it.
* In ''{{VideoGame/Arcanum|OfSteamworksAndMagickObscura}}'', you can visit a brothel. Turn down the offer for a girl a few times, [[TwinThreesomeFantasy you get two]]. Turn that one down, you get... a sheep.
* In ''VideoGame/{{Overlord}}'', at one point you and your minions bust into the headquarters of a succubus-worshiping sex cult. Bust down one of the locked doors in the headquarters, and you'll find several cultists and a sheep.
* In ''VideoGame/BlackAndWhite'', at one point you're asked to get specific supplies to help a troupe of very poor singers finish building their boat (specifically, wood and food). However, you can also drop off various other things, including a sheep. This elicits the response "Ah, a sheep! Sheep have many uses... and the voyage is long...".
** Ironically, if you drop off a woman, the response is much less enthusiastic[[note]]They were likely trying to keep in theme with the time period and its superstitions, which included the idea that having a woman on board a ship being bad luck[[/note]].
* ''[[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII Assassin's Creed II]]'' has a mission where you deliver a message to a farmer, invoking [[Literature/TheBible Leviticus 18:23]]. You can guess what it refers to...
* In the video game of ''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife'', there's a part where clicking on something brings up "goat porn", and then Creator/EricIdle starts yelling about, "Hey, everyone, look here right now! This guy likes goats!"
* Occurs within the first playable minute of ''Literature/RogueWarrior'':
-->'''MissionControl:''' What's your status?\\
'''Dick Marcinko:''' It's a total goatfuck!
** As for what "goatfuck" means in Marcinko-ese, it means things have gone completely FUBAR.
* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'', if you try to talk to Mordin in the ''Normandy'', you may get this exchange:
-->'''Shepard:''' Have you got a minute to talk?\\
'''Mordin:''' Perhaps later. Trying to determine how Scale-itch got onto ''Normandy''. Sexually transmitted disease only carried by varren. Implications...''unpleasant''...
** Current bets that [[ExtremeOmnisexual Kelly Chambers]] ''isn't'' somehow responsible are twenty to one, despite [[WMG/PoisonOakEpilepticTrees a few wanting it]] [[PerverseSexualLust to actually be true]].
* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'' has a brothel, the Pearl, where you can sleep with anything, ''anything''. When the Madam is told to "Surprise Me", one of the random options has you waking up in a daze with a goat that looks at you funny.
** In both the preceding and ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'', a "Surprise Me" may end with two nugs (some kind of rabbit/pig hybrid) that "avoid eye contact, trying to look busy".
* ''VideoGame/{{Gothic}}'' has the annoying Mud, who follows you everywhere while telling annoying stories about himself. Among other things, he mentions that he was thrown in the prison colony for "liking animals too much".
** One of the ways in which you can taunt the warrior Kharim is suggesting that his father was having "fun" with sheep. Kharim's reply is an embarrassed "well, there were rumors..."
* One of the random conversations that {{N|onPlayerCharacter}}PCs can have in ''VideoGame/TheDarkness'' is one NPC asking if he gave a moose a million dollars to have sex with him, would it work?
-->'''Guy 1:''' If I gave a moose a million dollars would it have sex with me?\\
'''Guy 2:''' Well it would have to some sort of genetically engineered smart moose for it to work.\\
'''Guy 1:''' Where could I find such a moose?\\
'''Guy 2:''' Sweden is open about sexuality so they probably allow bestiality as well.\\
'''Guy 1:''' Heh-heh...naughty Swedish mooses...
* There is something of a RunningGag among the ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' fanbase about the possible origins of [[ALoadOfBull the Tauren race]]. This was codified by the [=WoW=] machinima rendering of ''TheInternetIsForPorn'', which concludes with the hilarious rebus: Human + Cow = Tauren.
** In an actual canon example; the night elves' goddess, Elune, who by all official accounts looks like a big glowing night elf woman, had an affair with the demigod Malorne, whose only known form was that of a giant (read, two hundred feet tall) stag. This resulted in the birth of Cenarius, who looked like a centaur with a night elf upper body and a stag lower body. Being that these are deities, this is justified; just look at the mythology examples above.
* ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption'' is fond of this: a stranger mission (entitled "Who Are You To Judge?") involves returning a horse to its ''very'' affectionate owner, who has named the horse 'Lucy' and refers to her as his "girl". The horse thief who accompanies you on said mission comments that her "daddy kept goats". And lastly there's an advertisement in the newspaper for a publication called ''Sexing Livestock Quarterly''. It sure is lonely out west...
** For the record, sexing chicks ([[UnEntendre as in sorting males from females]]) is an actual job. Which isn't to say the makers of ''VideoGame/RedDeadRedemption'' aren't above a bit of DoubleEntendre.
* Lets insert another Rockstar game here: ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' has this too. Vice City, from the set of a porn flick: "Careful! The snake was more expensive than you!" Liberty City: You have to pick up from the street some porn mags involving donkeys.
* In ''[[VideoGame/TonyHawksProSkater Tony Hawk's Underground]]'', a police officer in Tampa, Florida pulls over your van for a busted tail light, expired license plate, and a "Cops push Mongo" bumper sticker, and your van gets impounded. While roaming the city later, you can find the same officer hiding behind a strip club standing behind a goat...
* ''VideoGame/FableIII'': When the player has the option of searching DepravedBisexual Reaver's bedroom, you can find caged chickens in there.
* ''VideoGame/JaggedAlliance 2'' features the appropriately-named [[TheClan Hicks clan]], an entire huge extended family of armed-to-the-teeth {{Corrupt Hick}}s. Talking to them hints at their pastimes. One is terrorizing the local city, the other is CowTipping...
-->'''Hick NPC''': ...but what you don't hear is what you can do with the cows afterward.
* ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'': More implied ([[UnfortunateImplications or just unintentional]]) than direct, but Yamask is capable of breeding with Pokemon (who are the animals of the Pokemon world, [[{{Mon}} of course]]) of the Amorphous or Mineral egg groups. [[FridgeHorror Yamask were once]] ''[[WasOnceAMan human.]]'' [[{{Squick}} Game Freak, ew. Just, ew.]]
** Same game, same category, there's a rumor apparently backed by [[WordOfGod Hint of God]] that [[spoiler: [[AntiVillain N Harmonia]]]] is [[HalfHumanHybrid the human son of a Pokemon]]. Said character is known to have a human father, therefore... [[spoiler: Almost certainly subverted in Black & White 2 when N mentions that he was raised by Pokemon as a young child and strongly implies that Ghetsis kidnapped him.]]
*** Made even weirder by the fact that the #1 suspect for his Pokemon parent, [[FantasticFoxes Zoroark]], does not belong to the Human-like egg group (despite being bipedal).
** Distinctly subverted in the ''VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl'' installments, where one of the mythology/fairy tale books in the Canalave Library says that man and 'mon were once equal partners, with no difference between them. The English translation says they "ate at one table"; the Japanese version outright says [[InterspeciesRomance they intermarried]].
** In ''VideoGame/PokemonColosseum'', an NPC in Agate Village outright ''tells you'' that her boyfriend is a Mightyena. It doesn't help that she happens to be an old woman.
** In ''VideoGame/PokemonXAndY'', there are several [[Radar/PokemonXAndY surprising]] examples:
*** One female trainer states she loves ''going wild'' with her pokemon, which is a Tentacool.
*** ''That'' joke goes back to the first generation; one of the manga had, as a FunnyBackgroundEvent, a newspaper headline of a girl complaining that [[Radar/{{Pokemon}} her Tentacool misbehaved with her in the bath]].
*** One little girl at the Skiddo farm gives you the TM for Attract, and says she feels like the Skiddo used it on her.
*** If you get a job as a maid at Hotel Richissme, there's a chance of finding Pokemon dander in the beds as you're cleaning.
* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'': The Soldier, at least, believes the opposing team's Sniper to have a kangaroo wife, as he offers to send "her" condolences as one of his domination quotes.
* Averted with the titular VideoGame/{{Octodad}} and his wife Scarlet: no one bats an eye that an octopus is married to a human, because they don't seem to realize Octodad ''is'' an octopus. And the only two that did were a psycho that thought marine life was invading the surface and [[spoiler: Octodad's daughter]]. Even Scarlet didn't know until the end of the sequel. Considering she had thought something much worse was straining their relationship, she's pretty cool with the reveal. (Their son did question where he and his sister came from though.) At least a few {{Lets Play}}s ran with this trope though:
-->'''LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}:''' "She's like [in a horrified voice] 'I had sex with an octopus!'"
* In ''Videogame/RogueLegacy'', Bestiality is an upgrade that lets you unlock the Dragon class. Evidently the family are just that desperate.
* ''VideoGame/HuniePop'' features a character called Momo, a cat girl, who you unlock by dropping a bag of fish outside. After you have sex with her, you promptly unlock the achievement 'Bestiality...'
* One of the services you can reach on the phone in ''VideoGame/{{Jazzpunk}}'' is the Barnyard Boudoir. It is implied that it's just a scam where they first charge exorbitant amounts money for their "Steers and Studs package" on their marks' credit cards then exploit this trope to [[NotWhatItLooksLike discourage their marks from getting chargebacks]].
* In ''Ruselan'' Farmer John states that he really likes chickens but "not in a weird way or anything." The fact that his bookshelf contains a copy of ''Hot Chicks Pix'' is at least mildly suggestive.
* With the ''Conclave'' DLC for ''VideoGame/CrusaderKings II'', if you're a lunatic, you can get an event [[CaligulasHorse to appoint your horse as your chancellor]], and the game will generate a horse character to fill the position, but the horse is infertile because of a special trait (you can still seduce it though). But through an [[GoodBadBug exploit]], you can generate horse characters without the special trait. Now you can marry and have [[HalfHumanHybrid children]] with them. One particular [[AfterActionReport AAR]] involved one player's journey to restore the Roman Empire as a horse.
** In addition, with the ''Way Of Life'' DLC, female (or gay male) lunatics who have taken the Seduction focus may get an event where they can be seduced by a centaur in their castle's stables, with a chance of pregnancy for female characters (when the child is born, he/she will have no father listed by the game, not even an unacknowledged one). [[UnreliableNarrator But since your character is insane]], we have no idea what they actually had sex with.

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* Joked about in an early ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'' where Slick is answering sex-related letters from the readers. One letter, rife with spelling errors, asks if its normal that he gets a chubby watching his mother milk the farm cow. Slick tells him that he is what professionals call an "inbred freak", to make sure the cow is of legal age, and that "moo means moo".
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' has Equius, who has a PornStash of obscene portraits of [[strike: horses]] musclebeasts. Nepeta also enjoys them... and then it's later implied that all of Alternia believes in this ideal and considers these portraits to be ''the highest form of art possible'', meaning that the entire planet counts.
* Tycho from ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' seems to have a... fondness for videos involving [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/01/18/ giraffes]] (and possibly [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/10/20/advertising-in-the-future/ ostriches]] as well).
** It's the necks. They're slender.
** Also [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2003/7/18/ this comic]].
** And then of course, there's... ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1hhzpsj9ms This]]''...
*** That's not the only one, note that [[SociopathicHero Max]] is the one who is the most visibly creeped out by Tycho.
** Even Gabe gets in on this from time to time. As part of a new years resolution, he stated that he was giving up bizarre Internet porn because he didnt want to get caught tugging it at the Aquarium's jellyfish section anymore.
* And of course, ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'' had Monette and the koala... but in her defense, it wasn't so much bestialist tendencies as a combination of drunkenness and [[ReallyGetsAround Really Getting Around]].
** And even now she is still trying to live it down; her girlfriend at one point mentions use of a koala mask during sex.
** Not to mention that, when she starts gaining more fame as an actress, the studio made sure the Koala was kept out of the picture - by paying it off.
* ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'': Red Mage. Animal Husbandry. That is all.
-->'''Black Mage:''' ''Why'' is that your answer for everything? '''''How''''' is that your answer for everything?!
** There's also the witch Matoya and her immortal reptile boyfriend. She goes into [[TooMuchInformation too much detail]] about their relationship and why she wants that Rat Tail, causing the Light Warriors to [[VomitDiscretionShot hurl up what they'd recently eaten]].
* The only reason the protagonists of ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow'' [[UltimateJobSecurity manage to remain employed]] is due to them blackmailing their employer, Inquisition Commander Schaefer, with the knowledge of his [[http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20040723.html chicken]] [[http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20040312.html fetish]]. He makes it [[http://exterminatusnow.comicgenesis.com/d/20050630.html almost too easy]] at times.
* ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'' provides this gem:
-->'''Sora:''' Where do mermaids come from?\\
'''[[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]]:''' Well, when a man loves a dolphin more than society says he should...
** In addition, Larxene got a fortune [[WatchItStoned blunt]] from Yuffie's Chinese restaurant which said "Small animals will bring you great happiness" and jokingly added "... in bed!"
* Stef from ''Webcomic/UserFriendly'' supposedly has a thing for Llamas. In fact, the strip repeatedly makes jokes about [[http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050821 Llama porn...]]
* There's a running gag in ''Webcomic/{{Brathalla}}'' that [[TechnicalPacifist Tyr]]'s proclamations of loving animals to be taken as an admittance that he's a zoophile, to where [[CanisMajor Fenrir]] asked him not to get too close.
* In ''Webcomic/DMOfTheRings'', the DM/Tolkien explains how the Rohirrim are such excellent riders. The players paraphrase it as "The guys with unnaturally close relations with their horses". Cue Gimli rolling a [[CriticalFailure natural 1]] on his diplomacy check...
-->'''Gimli:''' Tell me your name, horse-f\\
'''Aragorn:''' [[CurseCutShort GIMLI!]]
* Tomato from ''[[http://www.agameoffools.com A Game of Fools]]'' is [[http://agameoffools.com/comic_76.html pretty]] [[http://agameoffools.com/comic_101.html heavily]] [[http://agameoffools.com/comic_141.html implied]] to swing this way, among [[AnythingThatMoves many, many other bizarre fetishes]].
* Even the UsefulNotes/FurryFandom gets in on this gag sometimes. [[AllThereInTheManual Background information]] for ''Webcomic/{{Concession}}'' mentions that the Church of Gaia is looked down upon somewhat in-universe for its advocation of sex between furries and non-anthropomorphic animals. Artie's doctor is briefly mentioned to have a fetish for sharks, and after the incident with Chelsie Artie claims Joel has no right to judge him because of [[NoodleIncident "that time you woke up with that feral dog"]].
** Artie references the same ([[AnythingThatMoves probably]]) [[http://concessioncomic.com/index.php?pid=20090529 incident]] [[BrickJoke much later]].
* In ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld'', when discussing past crimes countries have been accused of, it's discovered that Sweden was arrested for zoophilia. In his defense, he was young, horny and it was a really cute horse.
** Wales is in a relationship with New Zealand...who is a sheep. [[FridgeLogic Somehow]], they even have a child together, [[HalfHumanHybrid New South Wales]]. Norway's brain broke when he realized that. (For the record, NSW is a talking lamb.)
** In that same comic, Denmark expressed interest in banging a sheep too. In HIS defense, he was drunk.
*** Yes, but still, it IS Denmark we're talking about here.
** In another comic the Netherlands casually admitted that he and Denmark used to steal England's sheep and screw them when they got stoned, but since it's now illegal to screw them they just dress the sheep in bikinis and let them wander their gardens.
* In ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation'', building on the ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'' example above, Marena, an AnythingThatMoves fox-totem Lunar, is quizzed by renegade Deathknight Secret on how many people she's had sex with. Her response ends with the memorable line, "Define people."
* Hank of ''[[http://indepos.comicgenesis.com/ Indefensible Positions]]'' named his horse Uni, but states that it's not short for Unicorn. "See, a unicorn is a horse with a magical horn. When I got to know this pony, I named her Unicu-" Fortunately, he's interrupted before he can finish, but he later makes a philosophical point by describing what it's like to have sex with a horse.
** Zoophilia is kind of his defining trait, in [[http://indepos.comicgenesis.com/d/20050311.html his second appearance]] he pretty much states as such.
* The now-wife of webcomic artist David Hopkins, creator of ''Webcomic/{{Jack|DavidHopkins}}'', was allegedly stalked and severely harassed by a creepy ex-boyfriend who had boasted repeatedly to her of his ... misadventures ... involving the blowholes of beached dolphins. They had such problems with him they took out their frustrations by putting an {{Expy}} of him in the comic, condemned by Hell to be raped and otherwise assaulted by dolphins for eternity, and setting the language filter on the comic's forum to translate every instance of his first name to "Dolphinfucker".
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** Referenced when the Oracle [[spoiler:predicts his next death at the hands of a druid client and asks his friends to be ready with a Resurrection spell]] "when I tell him yes, his wife is cheating on him, and the other man is his animal companion. Turns out giving enhanced intelligence to a critter who is literally hung like a bear doesn't always work out the way you'd think."
*** but...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint bear's aren't well hung]]
** Elan needs an excuse to leave the room:
-->'''Elan:''' Uh, dad? Haley and I need to go have sex.\\
'''Haley:''' Come on, [[AmbiguousGender V]]. And bring the cat, just in case.\\
'''Tarquin:''' ...Huh.
* Florence and Winston's relationship in ''WebComic/{{Freefall}}'' [[UpliftedAnimal isn't exactly this]], but it's referenced in these terms a few times (most obviously when Winston remarks that it's inappropriate for a doctor to get involved with his patients, but even less appropriate for a veterinarian to do so). Given who the more proactive party is, it is also treated as [[InvertedTrope something else]].
* Katerina of ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt'' develops a mutual attraction with a boy named Alistair who is visiting the Court for a week. [[ItMakesSenseInContext To make a long story short]], he gets permanently [[{{Animorphism}} turned into a bird]] at the end of that week. Now, this in itself is innocent enough; after all, she fell in love with Alistair while he was still human, and she didn't know anything about him turning into a bird until right when he was about to leave. But immediately after this whole arc, Katerina is later shown sharing with Antimony a picture of a "cute boy" -- in an ornithological journal. She also seems to have an implied bird fetish in later strips.
* [[http://oglaf.com/husbandry/1/ This]] ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'' strip. (NOTE: This page is worksafe, [[{{NSFW}} the rest of the comic usually is not]].)
** "[[http://oglaf.com/notches/ So, I will seduce... the crocodile!]]" The fist-bump of congratulations afterward sells it.
** "Hot Dots" (not linked for NSFW) shows a sequence of polka-dotted fetish costumes and scenarios, concluding with a man shouting "And that's why I fucked the ocelot!"
* Lilith leaves Adam in ''Webcomic/HolyBibble'' partially due to her introduction to him involving [[http://holy-bibble.com/comics/15 sheep-sex]]. In her disgust with Adam, Lilith admits that she'd rather mate with the sheep than Adam.

[[folder:Web Original]]
%% If you were about to add an entry about that time our semi-official TV Tropes IRC channel was taken over by a 90-minute discussion about dolphin penises, ''don't.''%%
* A reviewer on Website/BashOrg plays an RPG: http://bash.org/?1897
* WebVideo/FilthyFrank: Frank has mentioned how he rapes baby deer. ItMakesSenseInContext, as Frank is a horrible person.
* Victoria of ''WebVideo/TheTwilightChronicles'' is heavily hinted to have slept with Jacob's dog. It's more or less confirmed a few episodes later when Carlisle mentions that he left Mexico because Victoria wanted to bring dogs into their sex life.
* Amaranth in ''Literature/TalesOfMU'' is bound by her nature to have sex with intelligent beings who want it. She sends her goddess burnt offerings of reports on animal cognition in the hopes of having the definition expanded.
* Possibly deconstructed by the short web series, ''WebAnimation/ThereSheIs''; the manner of revulsion from the public caused by a relationship between a rabbit and a cat seems to be portrayed somewhere between FantasticRacism and straight up bestiality. Especially deconstructed because the rationale behind such an extreme hatred is completely lost on the viewer.
** If one can read their site (They're Korean), this is intentional.
* Skippy's List Of Things Not To Do In The US Army involves this at some level.
** “Um…a rubber sheep…[[ICanExplain I can explain why that’s there…”]]
* Ed and Al's "experiments" on sheep is a running gag in Kit-chan's ''Manga/FullMetalAlchemist TheAbridgedSeries'' [[http://inulovinkit.livejournal.com/tag/capsummary capsummaries]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/FMAVidsummaries videos]].
* There is an infamous fanfic on ''Roleplay/SurvivalOfTheFittest'''s KinkMeme that pairs Bridget Connolly and a dog. Someone ''requested'' this. Another request involves [[MemeticMolester Rosa Fiametta]] and a ''horse''. You may get out the BrainBleach.
** Particularly now that the latter has been answered too. Graphically.
* When ''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob'' reviewed ''Island of Death'', he couldn't get past the fact that the male character did, in fact, screw a goat.
* ''{{Welshy}}'', in order to prove he's British to Mike J, stated that the things he had screwed included a bagel, [[RunningGag his sister]], and a goat.
* In [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/28552-all-creatures-great-and-dumb an episode]] of ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', Nash gets revolted at [[http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/british-man-in-court-over-pornographic-sex-squid-snap/story-e6frf7lf-1225865778205 a guy who was caught screwing a dead squid,]] and in [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/nash/wtfiwwy/29308-disorganized-crime another]] he's shocked at [[http://www.king5.com/news/Whatcom-County-man-arrested-in-bestiality-case-91003384.html an animal brothel.]]
* In ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'' review of ''Film/{{Signs}}'', Doug dubs the voices of the aliens when he wonders what they could possibly be saying during their time of their attack. After one tries to break down a door and fails, after being insulted the alien calls the other alien a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hULPq7xijq4 "slug fucker".]]
* A 2007 Website/{{Darwin Award|s}} entitled [[http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-17.html "A Cow-ardly Death"]], caused by "unwanted amorous advances on a heifer". Said heifer kicked her would-be suitor to death.
** Another [[http://darwinawards.com/personal/personal2000-07.html account]] recalls a rather inebriated half-naked man being treated for a crotch filled with ''[[GroinAttack porcupine quills]]''. The patient was unable to state exactly what happened due to drunkenness and pain, but it is not hard to guess.
** [[http://darwinawards.com/legends/legends2009-01.html this one]] involves a guy reportedly attempting sex with a raccoon, which mangled the offending parts. It's probably an urban legend though.
* Apparently, one of Turles's men in the Christmas Tree of Might special of ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' raped Rudolph.
* Played to comedic effect in the DC Universe-based online role-plays of JLA_Watchtower and Roleplay/DCNation. The characters are taking the 5,000-question online "purity test," and Gar Logan's girlfriend (an OC who is an animal-based shape-shifter like he is) quips, "Honey, just how DO we answer those bestiality questions?"
* When the ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'' play ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaALinkToThePast'':
-->'''Egoraptor:''' What was the weirdest thing about ''Ocarina of Time''?\\
'''Jon Tron:''' You- ''[narrowly avoids running into a snake]'' '''FUCK SNAKES!!'''\\
'''Egoraptor:''' [[SnakesAreSexy I don't fuck snakes!]] That's disgusting!
* Perhaps it's not ''quite'' the same, considering Pinkie Pie is a pony, but a few throwaway lines in the WebOriginal/PonyDotMov series are certainly evocative of this trope.
-->'''Spike:''' She '''fucked.''' A '''snail'''.
* In ''WebVideo/BradJonesDemoReel'', Henrietta lists a number of animals she is willing to have sex with if she'll be paid in heroin.
* Parody artist Jon Cozart, aka WebVideo/{{Paint}}, mocks the HappilyEverAfter ending of ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'' in his "After Ever After" video with the notion that after her marriage the townsfolk accuse Belle of bestiality and throw her in prison.
* The LetsPlay/FreelanceAstronauts are {{Squick}}ed out by the idea of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime marrying a fish]].

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* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''.
** The ''Chickenlover'' episode.
** And there was one where they visit Mexico, cheering at the sights. One of these is a donkey show.
** And of course, Mr. Garrison, who's had sex with (at minimum) a pigeon and a pig.
** Lets not get into their depiction of PETA...
-->'''Terrance:''' You're such a pig-fucker, Phillip!\\
'''Phillip:''' Terrance, why would you call me a pig-fucker?\\
'''Terrance:''' Well, let's see. [[CaptainObvious First of all, you fuck pigs]].\\
'''Phillip:''' ({{Beat}})...oh yeah!
** Implied with Chef. He's looking through a book of photos of him and the many women he's made love to. When Cartman points to a picture of him naked with a goat and asks what he was doing he says it's nothing.
** Several episodes and TheMovie reference or portray zoophilia for comic effect.
** In a strange variation, Cartman attempts to train a pony to bite Scott Tenorman's penis off. He builds an effigy of his enemy, and attaches a hotdog to represent the pe—well, you can picture it. Cartman is dismayed when, instead of biting the hotdog, the horse fellates it. It becomes a FunnyBackgroundEvent while Cartman has a conversation with Jimbo and Ned.
* Troy [=McClure=] of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' has, as one of his reasons for his career's downturn, a scandal involving [[NoodleIncident his "actions" at the Springfield Aquarium]].
-->'''Legs:''' I thought you said Troy [=McClure=] was dead?\\
'''Fat Tony:''' No, what I said was he ''[[LiteralMetaphor sleeps with the fishes]]''.
* Quagmire, of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', has examples of this among his many, many other perversions.
** Quagmire has a thing for giraffes, it seems. In one episode, Peter releases all the animals from the zoo. A giraffe sticks his head into Quagmire's bedroom window.
-->'''Quagmire:''' ''(stirs awake)'' Hmmm, honey, that feels so good. Hey, HEY! You're not the same giraffe from last night! Get out of here!
*** In another episode when the Quahog city government is disbanded and no laws are enforced, Quagmire uses his chance to get with a giraffe again. She later gives birth. The child has Quagmire's face.
-->'''Baby:''' GIRAFFITY!
-->'''Quagmire:''' [[BlatantLies Yeah, that's clearly not mine.]]
** Back when Peter first became a fisherman, him and the guys play a game of "I Never", in which you had to take a shot if you ever did anything that any of the others said they never did. Quagmire ends up getting wasted more and more with each shot. One of them involved giving a monkey a reach-around.
*** From the same episode, Peter develops a rivarly with a fellow fisherman. At one point, he switches out the sign at Peters fish stall with one that says "I Had Sex With All These Fish", catching the interest of a passing man.
-->'''Man''': Wow. So how do you do it?\\
'''Peter''': Well, I throw the old worm out there, they usually go for that, and after struggling a bit they lie back and accept it.\\
'''Man''': ''(gives Peter a card with his phone number)'' We should get together later.\\
'''Peter''': Uh, okay?
** Quagmire also apparently got it on with a turtle once, during a CutAwayGag that has Quagmire sticking his head out of a turtle shell to see if there was something going on. The turtle asks if something's wrong, but Quagmire dismisses it and retreats back inside.
** Peter has also [[NoodleIncident learned what the blowhole is NOT for, which is why he can never visit Sea World again]].
*** In a later season, Peter thinks one of the Amish's horses are sexy.
** Those weren't Brian's puppies after all. Seabreeze, you're a whore.
*** Oddly, they never tackled the inversion of Brian and his human girlfriends, aside from a brief mention by Peter... until Brian traveled to an alternate universe where humans' and dogs' roles were reversed. Then his desire for human women became {{Squick}}.
** Happens ''again'' in "Farmer Guy", when Chris's favorite hen lays a massive egg that hatches into a big chicken with his face.
** There's also the advances Stewie, the family's talking baby, makes on Brian, the family's talking dog.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack'', when the evil inventor's brother gets a crush on Bubbie, a whale, Captain K'nuckles calls him a "disgusting weirdo."
** In another episode Bubbie desides to show off a necklace Flapjack made her and two sailors cat call and compliment her.
* Given its [[TheDeepSouth setting]] and [[RefugeInAudacity tone]], ''WesternAnimation/{{Squidbillies}}'' is bound to have some of this.
-->'''Early''': You wanna bang y'allself a goat? 'Cause the goat's dead, but, uh, we c'n still do this thang. Hell, I'll give you boys a discount!
** The main characters are a family of squids. By definition any sex they have is either this or incest.
** Early's cousin is a "civilized" squid from the city who has a wife and two kids (The wife and daughter are human. The son is... Cthulhuian.) They end up tricking Rusty to go live with them after seeing how horrible his life is. His wife later seduces Rusty. They get caught in the act, but it's implied that he did her at least once before.
*** A later season has a two-parter involving Rusty getting his [[IncestIsRelative human cousin]] pregnant and choosing to be there for her as a father.
* ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'': Well, I guess it's about that time [[http://robotchicken.wikia.com/wiki/Zoo_Mommy to tell you boys why I was fired from the zoo.]]
** Another skit involved a human fangirl wanting to have sex with [[Franchise/AlvinAndTheChipmunks Alvin]], much to the disgust of everyone else. When they are alone, she was offput by his scent (which she described as gamy) and his retractable genetalia. Subverted at the end when Theodore and Simon have sex with the fangirl's previously-disgusted friends.
** A sketch involving [[WesternAnimation/TheWuzzles the Wuzzles]] involves Bumblelion and Eleroo thinking about how they came to be, showing their respective parents doing it. They then express disgust at the implications of Donkeyhuman's parents.
* Averted in ''WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether''. In "Mexican't Buy Me Love", in an attempt to earn money and get a flight home, Toot attempts to put on a donkey show. The Donkey, in reply to that then says [[EveryoneHasStandards "Even a filthy animal like myself has standards."]]
** Captain Hero has repeatedly stated an interest in sexual congress with a 12-year old girl and a donkey.
* Carl of ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' is implied to have an interest in animals.
-->'''Carl''': Did you get that link I sent you about the woman having sex with a bee?
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', Malory's relationship with her dog Duchess [[HoYay suggests far more intimacy than the relationship a normal owner would have with their pet]], to put it mildly. Not only is her son Sterling's codename Duchess, but her office contains [[http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0MXWRY-p8Sc/TdW_sOOq7cI/AAAAAAAAAA0/2fzlpVuXMX0/s640/mole3.png a picture of Malory holding Duchess in an homage to the infamous photo of John Lennon and Yoko Ono]], and most of her apartment's decorations are pictures of Duchess. In a flashback in Season 4, Malory is shown taking Duchess on a romantic carriage ride through Central Park as a birthday present.
** When asked how she became so great at sex, Pam ascribes it to growing up on a dairy farm.
** Dr. Krieger seems to have a similar relationship as Malory to Piggly 3.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': "You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?!"
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', we learn it is legal to marry a woodpecker thanks to the town's eccentric founder.
* ''The Tex Avery Show'' often approaches this dangerously close (like one of the cromagnons marrying a dino, or other gags in this vein - obviously, not even remotely actual sex, it's a kids show after all...).

* ''T Shirt Hell'' has advertised on this very site, [[http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/baaaaaa-means-nooooo/ a shirt]] which states, "Remember, Baah means no."
** An older one, available [[http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/may-the-horse-be-with-you/ here]] ([[http://imgur.com/q4jpWtk the page has been removed, but can at least see a thumbnail here]]), used ''Franchise/StarWars'' font and was titled "May the Horse be With You" with a silhouette of a horse and a woman, um...
* RuleThirtyFour has this going for it in spades.
* A quote from "Dave Barry in Cyberspace": "The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in, 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire,' and the computer will say, 'Specify breed of goat.'"
* In ''TabletopGame/SettlersOfCatan'', a speaker intends to offer to trade his lumber resources to anyone willing to pay in wool. What comes out, though, is "[[UnEntendre I have wood for sheep]]."
* In some versions of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatman_(Maryland) Goatman]] {{urban legend|s}}, its creation is attributed to a government researcher who was engaged in [[UnusualEuphemism in-depth studies]] of goats.
* [[http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/His_%22wife%22%3F_A_horse%2E His "wife"? A horse.]] Naturally, Fandom Wank turned it into a {{Meme|ticMutation}}.
* There is an old urban legend about a woman being caught naked by her friends/family/coworkers with peanut butter smeared on her privates and calling for her dog.
* Some adult novelty stores carry inflatable sheep with a belt to be worn from the waist. "Great for bachelor parties!"
* WithSpecialGuestLaurenLapkus has the Wild Horses episode where no one treats it as weird, to comedic effect.
* In NewZealand in 2000, Grant Gillon, then a Member of Parliament, [[http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=143028 caused controversy]] when he asked the following question during a debate on genetic engineering: "I want to ask the minister whether, no pun intended, it's appropriate in this case for a woman's body parts to be inserted into a sheep when that has normally been the domain of Tory males?"


->''[[TheStinger It's not bestiality!]] [[Film/ClerksII It's "interspecies erotica"!]]''