In TV, film, and comics, babies and toddlers tend to communicate in a manner somewhat different to adults.

BabyTalk has several common tendencies, some reminiscent of [[YouNoTakeCandle Pidgin Language]]:
* Misuse of pronouns (e.g. ''me'' instead of ''I''), or [[ThirdPersonPerson not using pronouns at all]]
* [[YouNoTakeCandle Lack words such as "a" and "the"]]
* [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome Pronunciation of the letters "L" and "R" as "W"]]
* Big words becoming shorter, different words which sound similar

Adults may communicate this way if they are in the CutenessProximity that babies, toddlers, kittens, and puppies create. Odds are, only one half of a conversation between a baby and an adult will be in BabyTalk. Which half depends on the tone of the work. In a bit of visual dissonance, a FluffyTamer might do this to an animal that most would consider [[FluffyTheTerrible anything but cute]].

A variant is a sexy woman using such language to sound seductive ("Is Daddy feeling angwy? Maybe him need Baby to kiss it aww better"). This has not been used [[ForgottenTrope in some time]] because it [[FetishRetardant no longer sounds sexy.]] To most people anyway.

Another variant is someone using baby talk to mock another character's perceived immaturity--which generally ends up making the mocker sound even more immature than their target. [[BerserkButton And can backfire.]] [[SchmuckBait Badly.]]

Want to duplicate the effect more naturally? Study linguistics (''phonemes'', the sounds of language): You'll become aware of which sounds we make and how they're related. Soon you'll know to simplify words by repeating sounds (''doggy'' to ''goggy'') and you'll be able to eliminate whole sound categories by shifting to the nearest comparable sound (e.g., F to P: ''fan'' becomes ''pan''). Also helps when you're trying to emulate a stuffy nose (M to B, N to D: ''by doze is stuffed'') or other speech impediments.

And if you're concerned because your kid can't say ''th'' at five, don't be. Kids develop sounds at their own rate and don't need speech therapy unless there's a ''physical'' reason for the difficulty. And just because he can't ''say'' the words doesn't mean he can't understand them--his ''guck'' might mean ''duck'' or ''truck'' or ''jug'', but if ''you'' use the wrong one, he'll certainly let you know.

Not to be confused with BabyLanguage, which gives pre-language babies the same treatment as AnimalTalk.
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[[folder:Advertising]]
* In a VISA commercial, a stay-at-home mom has become so accustomed to using this kind of talk with her toddler, that she has forgotten how to speak normally. After she's been dealing with the child all day, when her husband comes home from work, she greets him with a high-pitched, uberhappy, "Is Daddy-waddy home from worky-jerky?"
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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* The English-language translation of ''Manga/BabyAndMe'' has the toddler Minoru speaking in this manner. "Bwaza!" for "Brother" is practically his catchphrase.
* [[KidAppealCharacter Suzie Wong]] of ''Anime/DigimonTamers'' talked this way. Such examples include Terriermon as "Tewwiermon," training as "twaining," and referring to Rika as "Wika". To be fair, she seemed to have a slight form of this in the Japanese version too.
* The titular kitten in ''ChisSweetHome''. The author calls it 'Chi-go' (Chi-language).
* In ''Manga/AxisPowersHetalia'', little America would pronounce "Igirisu" (England) as "Igirichu". Scanlators render this as "Engwand".
* Hina in ''LightNovel/PapaNoIukotoOKikinasai'' ("Listen To Me Girls, I'm Your Father!") does this. Justified as she's only 3 years old, and [[{{Kawaii}} adorably cute.]]
* All the toddlers in ''Manga/GakuenBabysitters'' have this to varying degrees, though Kirin's is the most prominent. In an attempt at {{Woolseyism}}, all the translators so far have translated this into the ElmuhFuddSyndwome.
* Akachanman, a baby superhero in ''{{Franchise/Anpanman}}'' talks like this. He says "dechu" instead of "desu".
* In the English dub of ''Anime/YuGiOh'', Joey weirds his friends out by baby-talking to his [[FluffyTheTerrible Red-Eyes Black Dragon]].
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* ''ElfQuest's'' Preservers talk in a very irritating babyish way, but are ''possibly'' smarter than they sound (they could hardly be stupider).
* [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=28%3Asuperdickery&id=85%3Asuperbabys-search-for-a-petq&option=com_content&Itemid=24 Quite]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=28%3Asuperdickery&id=278%3Athe-super-mischeif-of-superbaby&option=com_content&Itemid=24 a]] [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=28%3Asuperdickery&id=289%3Asuperbabys-super-pranks&option=com_content&Itemid=24 few]] ''[[http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=29%3Aconfounding-comic-covers-index&id=1000%3Asuperbaby-jimmy-olsens-pal&option=com_content&Itemid=24 Superbaby]]'' [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=31%3Amonkeys-index&id=640%3Asuperbaby-king-of-the-apes&option=com_content&Itemid=24 strips]].
* ''TheBeano'': ''Dennis the Menace'''s sister Bea.
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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* A metric buttload of ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' fan fiction portrays Dobby and other house elves as talking like this (Kreacher is an exception, for some reason). Why this occurs is an utter mystery given that, in the books and the movies, house elves speak perfectly good English pretty much all the time. Oh sure, Dobby has pronoun trouble, and can't pronounce "Weasley", but he doesn't talk in baby talk.
* Sally Sparrow and Beth Lestrade do this with Sally's baby in ''Fanfic/ChildrenOfTime''. Of course, [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]] actually ''understands'' Baby, so no problems there...
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[[folder:Film]]
* Foofy Wuggums, the [[TheWoobie lost]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes teddy bear friend]] from the ''FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'' TV movie ''Good Wilt Hunting.'' "My wittle giwl weft me hewe when she went to visit hew gwandma."
* In ''[[MarxBrothers Horse Feathers]]'', a woman talks baby-talk in an attempt to seduce Professor Wagstaff (Groucho) into showing her the secret football signals, but it only annoys him.
-->'''Wagstaff:''' If icky girl keep talking that way, big stwong man gonna kick all her teef wight down her thwoat.
* In ''HowToLoseAGuyIn10Days'', Andie uses baby talk as one of her methods of annoying Ben enough to break up with her.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'': Baby Jack-Jack Parr
* ''Disney/{{Tangled}}'': Mother Gothel's speech briefly devolves into this in her VillainSong as part of her attempts to keep Rapunzel home with mommy.
* This was how ''RainMan'' got its title. The director tried find the funniest example of a young child mispronouncing a person's name (Raymond).
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[[folder: Live Action TV ]]
* An episode of ''SexAndTheCity'' featured Samantha being completely repulsed by a grown man who uses baby talk while having sex with her. "Gah, it's like putting ketchup on prime rib. Stop, you're ruining it!"
* This gradually happens to Lily in ''[[Series/HowIMetYourMother HIMYM]]'''s episode ''Not A Father's Day'', when she finds a baby sock:
-->'''Robin''': What's that?
-->'''Lily''': It's Jeremy's sock... I'm having a baby!
-->'''Robin''': But... but what about "Project Lily"?
-->'''Lily''': But... but sohck!!
-->'''Robin''': But what about Marshall working all the time?
-->'''Lily''': But xohck!!
-->'''Robin''': Ted and I gave you all these arguments and a sock is what decides it?
-->'''Lily''': Wittwe fixiehs ohn iht!!
* ''Series/SesameStreet's'' Cookie Monster's speech includes phrases like "Me want cookie!"
** A more {{egregious}} offender is Baby Bear, who truly speaks in baby talk. Cookie Monster's speech sounds more like [[YouNoTakeCandle You No Take Cookie.]]
** Most famously, {{Elmo}}. ("Elmo ask Dorothy what on her mind!")
* In a cold open of ''Series/{{The Office|US}}'' it is brought to Andy's attention that many of the other employees are annoyed by his constant baby talk, which offends him.
* In ''[[Series/ThirtyRock 30 Rock]]'' Jenna complains about another character using "sexy baby" talk, complaining that she invented it. Cut to her coming out with the [[UpToEleven incomprehensible noises]] [[BabyLanguage babies use]] before they learn to speak.
** Also used when Jack discovers that his rival Devon Banks has leaked some sensitive information to the media.
-->'''Devon: (childishly):''' Awww, looks like somebody ''weaked'' it.
-->'''Jack:''' You did! You weaked it!
* In the ''Series/{{Community}}'' ''Series/{{Glee}}'' parody episode/ChristmasEpisode "Regional Holiday Music", Annie, who is usually a very intelligent and competent person, sings a song to lure Jeff into the cult-like glee club, which was a parody of how {{Glee}} sexualizes young girls and the way Christmas songs treat women, (e.g. Santa Baby). Annie is wearing a SexySantaDress and sings about wanting Jeff to teach her how to understand Christmas, with it, by the last verse, morphing into baby talk.
--> '''Annie''': Bwain huwty undewstandy chwistmas, mistletoe for eaty taste good? You smarty, me dumb, help pwetty have fun, boopy doopy doop boop sex.
--> '''Jeff''': Look, eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness.
--> '''Annie''': What's a diminiwawawa?
** A milder example occurs in [[BottleEpisode Cooperative Calligraphy]], when the study group spends the whole episode locked in the study room because Annie's pen has disappeared, and she's convinced that someone in the group has stolen it and refuses to let anyone leave until whoever stole it fesses up. At one point, Annie hits [[SoapboxSadie Britta's]] BerserkButton by asking to have a quick "look-see" in her bag.
-->'''Britta:''' There's no such thing as a "quick" invasion of civil liberties. Oh, it all starts with a quick look-see into someone's bag, and then it's a brisk peek a-roony at our phone records, and before you can say [[Literature/NineteenEightyFour 1984]], the Thought Police are forcy-worcing you to bend and spread!
* ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' had an example in "Friday's Child", which perplexes Spock:
--> '''[=McCoy=], holding a newborn baby:''' Oochie-coochie-coochie-coo! Oochie-coochie-coochie-coo!
--> '''Spock:''' "Oochie-coochie-coochie-coo," Captain?
--> '''Kirk:''' An obscure Earth dialect, Mr. Spock. If you're still confused, consult Linguistics.
* [[GilmoreGirls "...And you're my outlet Michele. ... Big boy walking!"]]
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[[folder:Literature]]
* At the end of ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'', [[TheDragon Bellatrix Lestrange]] speaks like this to mock the main character.
** She also does it to taunt Neville Longbottom - [[spoiler: whose parents she tortured to insanity, likely in front of him, when he was a year old and probably speaking baby talk]].
* ''{{Redwall}}'s'' "Dibbuns" (baby animals) are prone to this. When combined with [[FunetikAksent molespeech]] the results are ''really'' bizarre.
* Satirized in ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents''. Sunny Baudelaire is a surprisingly intelligent baby, but still only a baby, so she speaks in baby talk. People who know her well can apparently fully understand what she is saying, but every one of her baby talk words is translated into a well thought-out sentence for the convenience of the reader.
** And she speaks in nonsense words (translated into perfectly articulate English), which often reference something relevant to what she's actually saying, rather than the usual distorted English. Sunny's almost more of a StrangeSyntaxSpeaker, particularly in the later books.
* In ''Literature/ToSayNothingOfTheDog'', Tossie talks this way to her cat, Princess Arjumand (AKA "Dearum Dearum Juju")
* Lola Pratt in ''Seventeen'' by Booth Tarkington.
* Anne of Creator/LMMontgomery's ''Literature/AnneOfGreenGables'' series, was firm in the idea that baby talk should never be spoken to her children; she had read a parenting book that said baby talk was an improper way for children to learn language. This goes right out the window the minute her son, Jem, is born, much to her husband Gilbert's amusement. When he calls her on it, she has this to say about the author of the parenting book:
-->'''Anne''': He never had any children of his own, Gilbert--I am positive he hadn't or he would never have written such rubbish. You just can't help talking baby talk to a baby. It comes natural--and it's RIGHT. It would be inhuman to talk to those tiny, soft, velvety little creatures as we do to great big boys and girls. Babies want love and cuddling and all the sweet baby talk they can get, and Little Jem is going to have it, bless his dear itty heartums.
** Their youngest daughter, Rilla, had a lisp as a child. In her book, "Rilla of Ingleside", she relates how hard she worked to get rid of it, and how embarassed she is that it still comes out when she is nervous. When her childhood friend Kenneth Ford [[spoiler: proposes to her]] at the end of the book, she answers with "Yesth".
* DorothyParker, who wrote a book review column called "The Constant Reader" truly ''loathed'' A. A. Milne's work. In her review savaging ''[[Literature/WinnieThePooh The House at Pooh Corner]]'' she used baby talk:
-->It was at the word "hummy", my darlings, that marked the first point in ''The House At Pooh Corner'' [[NauseaFuel where Tonstant Weader fwowed up]].
* The "jellicle cats" in ''Literature/OldPossumsBookOfPracticalCats'', later adapted into ''{{Cats}}'', were named for T. S. Eliot's niece attempting to say "dear little cat."
* ''Every single one'' of LouisaMayAlcott's juveniles has an instance of phonetically rendered BabyTalk:
** The opening chapter of ''Literature/LittleWomen'' ends with a flashback to the March sisters as small children, gathered around Marmee at the piano, singing "Crinkle, crinkle, 'ittle 'tar".
** As soon as Meg March Brooke's children show up the book is laden with their adorable incomprehensibility, including little Demi's attempt to lift Daisy in an improvised "lellywaiter".
** One character in the sequel, ''Little Men'', is moved to religion by overhearing a small child's bedtime prayer of "Pease Dod bess everybody, and hep me to be dood".
** A child in ''Jack and Jill'' says his nighttime prayers for fear of being a "heevin" and being "frowed to the trockindiles".
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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* In one comic strip, ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' encounters a woman who tries this on him. [[DeadpanSnarker He doesn't react well]]:
-->'''Garfield:''' Excuse me while nicey-wicey puddy tat takes a barfy-warfy in the grassy-wassy.
** In a previous one, John is the culprit...
--->'''John:''' Would puddy tat wike a bowl of milk?
--->'''Garfield:''' Would funny-wooking man wike a milk bath? (He asks this while providing it)
--->'''Garfield:''' (to audience) Never be condescending to a cat.
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[[folder:Recorded And Stand Up Comedy ]]
* Red Skelton's character of Junior, "the mean widdle kid"...who actually dates back to Skelton's radio show.
* Josh Blue has a variation on this. People talk to him like he's mentally challenged when he's just got cerebral palsy.
-->I get people saying stuff like, "Hiiiiiii...''Buuuuuddyyyyyyy''...How...are...youuu?" You know what I say to these people? "[[YouNeedToGetLaid IIIIIIIIII...need to get LAAAAID!]]" And that seems to throw them for a loop.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* Luanne Lui from ''BackyardSports''. But that's because she's 4 years old.
* In [[KidHero Marco's]] storyline in ''VideoGame/BattleFantasia'', all of his "r"s are written as "w"s ("that's not faiw" instead of "that's not fair").
* ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations'': If you can't see Tails or Classic Tails, this is the easiest way to distinguish the two. Classic Tails still mixes his Ls, Rs and Ws.
* Done mockingly very frequently by Hazama[=/=]Terumi in the ''BlazBlue'' series, particulary notable during one of his [[FinishingMove Astral]] quotes:
-->'''Hazama:''' It's time for a little punishment! I'll let you feel the most ''exquisite'' pain! Does it hurt? ''Doej it huwt?''
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'' [[http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/040224c Poor widdle Georgie...]] got even.
* In ''Webcomic/DeadWinter'', the Flight portion of Liz's fight-or-flight response is represented by a little girl who speaks this way.
* ''Webcomic/{{Dissonance}}'': Sarah talks this way to keep Pandora from panicking while James takes a blood sample.
* In ''Webcomic/CommanderKitty'', [[BigBad Zenith]] [[http://www.commanderkitty.com/2011/10/09/battle-begin/ talks this way to her giant chimera monster]].
* ''Webcomic/{{GirlGenius}}'': [[spoiler:Agatha's golem stepparents]] had a daughter! "Aren't you a widdle miwacle of scwience-" *WHACK*
-->[[spoiler:Lilith]]: She doesn't like being baby-talked.
-->Agatha:*Agitated*...Smart girl.
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[[folder:Web Other]]
* Fluffy ponies have this sort of speech, to the point it's practically a language due to their different terms for some things. For example, a leader of a feral herd of fluffies is a "Smarty Friend", a mate is a "Special Friend", sex is oddly (yet fittingly) referred to as "Special huggies", and more. They also talk with a speech impediment, so the already altered term for a herd member now comes out as "Smawty fwiend". This is more prominent in a variant of the Fluffy pony derpy hooves, who's speech is literally just friend, and is even more impediment, making it "fbwend".
* Baby Godzilla and Little Godzilla speak this way in ''WebVideo/MonsterIslandBuddies''. Averted with the baby versions of the main characters, who speak in [[HeliumSpeech chipmunked versions of their own voices]].
* In one VERY NSFW story, a bunny girl gives birth to five hundred bunnies. PER WEEK. Her firstborn, however, turns out to be so cute that she breaks out of character as a heartless bitch and utterly snuggles the baby tigress in baby talk.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* Tweety from ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes'' talks like this because he is supposed to be a baby bird.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''. Dil took it even further than the rest of the main characters, being the youngest.
* Subverted in one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' where Marge lets Manjula hold Maggie.
-->'''Manjula:''' ''(Babbles to Maggie, who giggles)''
-->'''Marge:''' Maggie loves baby talk!
-->'''Manjula:''' That was Hindi.
-->'''Marge:''' Oh...
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': "It's pwonounced cweam."
* An old ''LittleLulu'' cartoon has the department store floorwalker resort to this in a vain attempt to entice Lulu to buy some toys for her doll.
* Baby Ponies in G1 of ''MyLittlePony'' didn't state some words when they talked, and didn't have correct grammar, so we had sentences like "Me try", "Get checkers", and "Maybe play now".
* In ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' Applejack begins comforting the apple tree she's delivering in baby talk [[HypocriticalHumor after Rarity accuses her of treating the tree like her baby]].
** Humourously, Rarity sometimes speaks to her cat like this.
** In "Secrets of My Excess", Spike is taken to a doctor who speaks to him in Baby Talk. Fitting since he's a baby dragon, but he doesn't find it amusing and promptly breathes fire at the doc.
** Spike's friends sometimes call him, "Widdew Spikey-Wikey," though. And he doesn't seem to mind at all.
*** Since it's just Rarity that calls him "Spikey-Wikey," and he has a secret crush on her (that everyone knows about) she is probably the only one he'll allow to talk to him like that. Then again, he'd allow her to do amost anything she wants to him, he's that smitten.
** Pinkie resorts to doing this with Mr. & Mrs. Cake's twin foals. However, considering that said foals are only a month old, it's justified.
** Cheerilee and Big Macintosh speak to each other in this manner in the Hearts and Hooves Day episode as a result of the "love potion" the Cutie Mark Crusaders had given them. They continue to speak this way at the end of the episode (after the love potion had worn off) to torment the [=CMC=] as part of their punishment.
** In the episode "Apple Family Reunion", there is a flashback of Applejack when she was just a baby. [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming And it's adorable]]. See it [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbeQxBBrJE&list=FLEKmd_eI6kiKguBxXrsBJkQ here]].
* When a challenge on ''WesternAnimation/TotalDrama'' involves carrying napping babies through sound-sensitive areas, Max (the self-proclaimed EVIL mastermind) baby talks to his infant throughout the whole challenge. What's even more funny is he mixes this sappy baby talk with his usual EVIL schtick. (It's surprisingly effective too.)
--> '''Max''' - "Reunited with my widdle evil babby-wabby~!"
* Stewie Griffin on ''FamilyGuy'' averts this trope by being - to us - over-articulate and a (warped) child genius. But it is implied, especially by the adults around him who treat him like a fractious toddler and baby-talk him, that all they can hear is baby-noise and the tantrums of a typical "Terrible Two". Lois never hears or responds to his blood-curdling threats of matricidal violence, for instance, and carries on baby-talking him as if nothing out of the ordinary is happening.
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