->'''[[HeroicDog Bolt]]:''' Calm down, cat. You're with ''me.''\\
'''[[CatsAreSnarkers Mittens]]:''' That's the ''problem!''
-->-- ''Disney/{{Bolt}}''

The opposite of ThreatBackfire, this is for characters saying things that are meant to sound assuring, but those it's being said to perceive as bad.

In other words, Assurance Backfire is to Threat Backfire as ComplimentBackfire is to InsultBackfire.

Can be related to BadOmenAnecdote. (If, for example, one uses as an assuring analogy something that actually ended horribly.) Often related to AnalogyBackfire.

Compare/Contrast with FalseReassurance, wherein the person doing the reassuring is deliberately misleading.
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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* In ''Manga/MagicKnightRayearth'', when Mokona suddenly whisks the trio high into the air on a flying device, Fuu tries to calm them down by pointing out that if they ''did'' fall, they would be sure to black out long before the moment of impact. Umi, unsurprisingly, is not pleased by this.
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[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* ''Disney/{{Bolt}}'' the dog expects Mittens the cat to be calmed down by being reminded she's with Bolt, but she evidently doesn't trust Bolt to know what he's doing.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In ''Discworld/WitchesAbroad'', Magrat is feeling deeply embarrassed and uncomfortable about having to pose as Emberella at the ball. The other witches try to help.
-->"Don't worry," said Granny, "We'll be there too."\\
"And that's supposed to make me feel better, is it?"
** Also Discworld, from Hogfather:
--->'''Sidney:''' There's not going to be any more violent deaths, are there. I just can't stand the sight of violent deaths!
--->'''Teatime:''' Don't worry. I'm on your side. A violent death is the last thing that'll happen to you.
** And [[FalseReassurance it is!]]
* In ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'', Harry is worried for his sanity because he suddenly sees skeletal horses pulling the Hogwarts carriages, and nobody else can. When {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Luna Lovegood tells him that she can see them too and he's just an sane as she is, he is less than reassured.
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', after Haley's been left behind in (the now overrun by goblins) Azure City, Elan tries to jump out of the boat and swim to her until everyone reminds him that [[ActionGirl she]] has a much better chance of survival than [[SpoonyBard him]]. Then one of the minor characters points out that she has [[TokenEvilTeammate Belkar]] watching her back, causing him to panic again.
* In ''Webcomic/MenageA3'', this happens when [[HollywoodNerd Gary's]] attempt to console [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/the_worst_therapist_in_the_world would-be therapist, Kiley]], who suffers from a comedic case of ACupAngst, backfires.
-->'''Kiley:''' ''(crying over phone)'' My IQ's smaller than my breast size!\\
'''Gary:''' ''(soothingly)''' Oh, don't cry -- I'm sure your IQ's much bigger than your breasts!
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* In ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', Weaver's attempt to reassure Cuff that wearing metal won't make her vulnerable to Behemoth's lightning attacks doesn't come out so well.
-->'''Weaver:''' I don't think you're any safer or worse off than anyone else. His lightning doesn't follow regular channels. We're all lightning rods to him.\\
({{Beat}})\\
'''Wanton:''' ''Not'' reassuring.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', Lisa is feeling depressed after seeing an unflattering caricature of her. Marge attempts to cheer her up by singing "There Once Was an Ugly Duckling," but then Lisa says, "So you think I'm ugly, then?" and Marge hastily says, "No, you're one of the good-looking ones... who makes fun of the ugly one."
* In the ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' episode "The Cave of Two Lovers", a cave-in splits up the party in an underground tunnel, and Sokka ends up alone with a group of [[NewAgeRetroHippie singing nomads]]. As Sokka tries to dig his way through the debris, the nomad leader comments, "Yeah, it's no use. We're separated. But at least you have us!" Sokka's response is to scream in despair and start digging more frantically.
* ''WesternAnimation/JonnyQuest'' TOS episode "The Sea Haunt". The Quest team is trapped on a ship with a terrible monster, and TeamPet Bandit is frightened.
-->'''Hadji:''' Don't worry, Bandit. Nothing will happen to you that won't happen to the rest of us.\\
'''Jonny:''' [[SarcasmMode Now there's a happy thought.]]
* From an episode of ''WesternAnimation/DynomuttDogWonder'':
-->'''Dynomutt:''' Dog Wonder never makes the same mistake twice!\\
'''Blue Falcon:''' I know. You seem to come up with a new one every time!
* In the Paramount Jeepers and Creepers cartoon "Busy Buddies," Creepers is trying to raise some money to pay his income tax, which he does by winning a boxing match. But now he has to cough up on the money he just won, so Jeepers enters him in a rodeo. Creepers is understandably panic stricken:
-->'''Jeepers:''' Don't worry, pal. I'll be right behind you!
-->'''Creepers:''' (''to us'') That's just what I'm worried about!
* The debut episode of ''ScoobyDooWhereAreYou'', "What A Night For A Knight" has this at the on set, when Shaggy and Scooby hear a noise in the bushes and Shaggy tells Scooby to see what it is.
-->'''Shaggy:''' Don't worry...I'm right behind you.
-->'''Scooby:''' (''sarcastically'') Thanks a lot.
* The ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' episode [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E11FamilyAppreciationDay "Family Appreciation Day"]] features this, when Apple Bloom is worried about feeling embarrassed when her grandmother shows up at school.
-->'''Applejack:''' I'm sorry Apple Bloom, but don't you fret. Granny Smith's got no shortage of entertaining stories to tell.
-->'''Apple Bloom:''' I know. That's what I'm worried about.
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