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->'''Mr. Tweedy''': Oooh, that's champion, that is... What is it?\\
'''Mrs. Tweedy''': It's a pie machine, you idiot. Chickens go in; pies come out.\\
'''Mr. Tweedy''': Oh, what kind of pies?\\
'''Mrs. Tweedy''': Apple.\\
'''Mr. Tweedy''': ''(excitedly)'' My favourite!\\
'''Mrs. Tweedy''': ''Chicken'' pies, you great lummox!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ChickenRun''

... and you'll JustForFun/GetAStupidAnswer.

You know how obnoxious CaptainObvious can be. You just want to yell at them and say, "Any blind idiot can tell what's going on!" But then there are those [[CaptainObvious Captains Obvious]] who can not only tell what is going on, but ask a stupid question ''just to verify.''

This is not only when that question is asked, but to the frustrated individual this is their chance to strike back with a non-sequitur, either in a DeadpanSnarker retort or full on MindScrew confusion. A specific variation of SarcasmMode.

While examples on this page are of InUniverse instances of this type of exchange, this is certainly a staple of [=MST=]ing by pointing out where people are being oblivious to their dialogue (or [[ParrotExposition being repetitive in them]]). For example: [[Film/TheMummy1999 "This is a map to Hammunaptra."]] "''The'' Hammunaptra?" "No, the one in Jersey."

Creator/BillEngvall's "Here's Your Sign" routine was dedicated to these exchanges. Magazine/{{MAD}} also had a section called "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions" written by Al Jaffee.

Of course, if you decide to avert the inevitable sarcastic retort by ''not'' seeking explicit confirmation that your friend with the house full of boxes is actually moving, nine times out of ten it will turn out (after a generous helping of PoorCommunicationKills) that he is just having the house fumigated.

An attempt to maneuver someone into asking a stupid question for the purpose of delivering a snappy answer is [[{{Henway}} What's a Henway?]] When the stupid answer is, in fact, correct, it's DontBeRidiculous. See StupidQuestionBait for a similar concept.

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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]

* In ''Anime/LittleNemoAdventuresInSlumberland'', the titular character asks quite the stupid question upon being told that he will be the official playmate to Princess Camille
-->'''Nemo''': "Wait a minute. This princess is a girl?"

* ''Anime/BlackLagoon'':
--> '''Revy:''' "Are you the getaway driver?"
--> '''Leigharch:''' "No, I'm a fuckin' lawyer! What you do you think?!"


* While the overall premise of Creator/BillEngvall's recurring "Here's Your Sign" routine is that stupid people should wear signs advertising the fact, his experiences in encountering people who qualify often take this form. For example:
--> '''Bill:''' ''[to gal at lost luggage counter]'' Yes, ma'am, you lost my luggage.\\
'''Lost luggage clerk:''' Has your plane landed yet?\\
'''Bill:''' I said, "No, princess, I'm having an out-of-body experience!" ''[beat]'' "I was just checkin' on it."
** And this classic:
-->'''Random Guy''': (points to a buck's head mounted on Bill's wall) "Ya' shoot that deer?"
-->'''Bill''': *beat* "Oh no. He tried to run through the wall and got stuck."

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* [[Franchise/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA Classified]] [[Creator/GrantMorrison #2]]:
-->'''Squire''': Are you really Batman?\\
'''Batman''': [[SarcasmMode No, I'm Goldfish man. Can't you tell?]]\\
'''Squire''': Oh, it's like ''that'' is it.
* Shows up in a few ''ComicBook/{{Tintin}}'' stories, usually involving [[AbsentMindedProfessor Professor Calculus]], who is not only deaf but apparently SarcasmBlind as well.
-->'''Calculus:''' Tell me, Captain, was that a fish jumping out of the water just now?\\
'''Captain Haddock:''' No, it was a grand piano!\\
'''Calculus:''' Ah, I didn't think it could have been a fish...
* In an early issue of ''Comicbook/SpiderMan''. Betty Brant, the Daily Bugle secretary, asks Peter Parker what his "trade secret" is concerning his photos of Spider-Man. Peter tells her [[SarcasticConfession he gets good pictures of Spider-Man because he secretly is Spider-Man]]. She responds with, "Oh well, ask a silly question..."
* [[Magazine/{{Mad}} Mad Magazine's]] ''Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions'', segment, created by Al Jaffee, may very well be the TropeNamer:
-->'''Man 1''': Is this the end of the line?
-->'''Man 2''': (at the end of a ticket line): No, this is the beginning! We're all facing backwards.
* An ''Franchise/ArchieComics'' one-shot featured [[DumbMuscle Moose]] asking these sorts of questions. It was titled, "D-uh! Really Dumb Questions!" It even featured the classic "What's the number for 911?" line.
-->'''Random guy:''' Actually, I'm not an only child! I have an identical twin brother!\\
'''Moose:''' Really? What does he look like?
* ''ComicBook/BuckDanny'': On seeing Sonny emerge on deck with a hat festooned with hooks and lures, five fishing rods, and a huge basket...
--> '''Buck:''' Is he going fishing, do you think?\\
'''Tucker:''' No, he's going fishing!\\
'''Buck:''' Really! I could have sworn he was going fishing.
* The French comic ''Agent 212'' has the titular beat cop on the scene of a grisly murder. The commissioner tells him to draw a ChalkOutline around the body. The squeamish 212 asks "Who? Me?", the commissioner replies "Yes, you. I'd have asked His Holiness the Pope, but he was busy this morning."

[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* Most likely the earliest example: [[http://www.toonopedia.com/foolishq.htm Rube Goldberg's "Foolish Questions"]].
* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}''
** When Jon first meets Liz:
--->'''Jon:''' By the way there, doc, what's your name?\\
'''Liz:''' Liz.\\
'''Jon:''' Gee, what a pretty name. Is that short for Elizabeth?\\
'''Liz:''' No. It's short for lizard.
** In another strip:
--->'''Jon:''' Are you going to sleep all day, Garfield?\\
'''Garfield:''' Let me check my social calendar. Let's see... There's high tea with the Queen of England tomorrow, but nothing today. ''(falls asleep)''\\
'''Jon:''' Ask a stupid question...
** An odd example in this exchange:
-->'''Jon''': Think we should order pizza tonight?\\
'''Garfield:''' (cue giant face splitting grin)\\
'''Jon:''' '''That''' was a stupid question.\\
'''Garfield:''' Ah-ah-ahhh...there '''are''' no stupid questions!
* ''Don't Some People Ask the Biggest Fool Questions?'' uses this trope extensively. In one example, Gerald is building a dog house:
-->'''Man walking by:''' Hello, Gerald, building a dog house?\\
'''Gerald:''' No, I'm up in a balloon milking a chicken.
* In the original ''Thimble Theater'' comic strip that introduced BreakoutCharacter ComicStrip/{{Popeye}}, Castor Oyl and Ham Gravy are looking for a sailor who can take them to Dice Island.
-->'''Castor:''' You there! Are you a sailor?\\
'''Popeye:''' Ja t'ink I'm a cowboy?

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* In ''FanFic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'', there are a number of cases:
** "Seriously, who reads this stuff?" "You."
** When told that [[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince a sixth-year Gryffindor had deliberately cast a Dark curse on a sixth-year Slytherin - a curse he knew nothing about except that it was "for enemies"]] - Harry is unable to stop himself from asking "Are you serious?" No, Quirrell is in a bad mood today for no reason.
** When [[spoiler:Bellatrix Black]] incredulously says "I'm... alive...?", Harry is tempted to say "no" just to see how she reacts.
* In ''Fanfic/ThroughALookingGlassDarkly'', Jack provides some choice answers.
-->'''Jellybean:''' Did you have that on you the entire time?\\
'''Jack:''' No, I teleported back to the Looking Glass while we were running from the Jabberwock and stole it then.
* Referenced in ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'':
--> '''Thunderstorm:''' Well, when you ask a bonehead question...
* From [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6075944/1/Opheliac Opheliac]], when [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Sokka]] asks [[DeadpanSnarker Azula]] if she's doing well in the mental facility.
--> '''Azula''': I'm ''great.'' I just love it here in the madhouse, where I'm not allowed to bend and everyone flinches at the sight of me, and where I can't even get a decent cup of ''tea'' because I'm supposed to be recovering from some kind of terrible disease of the mind. I'm so glad to be here, where I'm not a menace to society. And that freedom nonsense just wasn't for me anyway.
--> '''Sokka''': I get it. No need for sarcasm. It was just a question.
--> '''Azula''': It was a ''stupid'' question. ''Of course'' I'm not doing ''well.'' Idiot.
--> '''Sokka''': I'm not an idiot. I was trying to be nice.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10719325/5/Why-Salazar-Left Why Salazar Left]]'' Salazar Slytherin, attracted to a time-traveling Harry, is busy charming a dozen roses to change color.
-->'''Godric Gryffindor:''' Salazar, what in the name of Myrrdid's white beard are you doing?\\
'''Salazar:''' What does it look like I'm doing, Godric? I'm preparing for the Crusades, of course.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9252860/1/Returning-to-Sanity Returning to Sanity]]'' Harry offers to return Draco Malfoy's wand after the Final Battle.
-->'''Draco:''' Really? You're - you're offering it back to me?\\
'''Harry:''' No, I thought I'd taunt you with it and then snatch it back. Yes, of course I'm giving it back to you. It's yours, isn't it?
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8831374/4/The-Power-of-the-Press The Power of the Press]]'' Hermione shakes Harry awake shortly after discovering some interesting information.
-->'''Hermione:''' Were you sleeping?\\
'''Harry:''' No, I was examining the insides of my eyelids for defects.
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8594674/2/Of-Eagle-and-Lion Of Eagle and Lion]]'' [=McGonagall=] takes Hermione and Harry to Diagon Alley for their introduction to the wizarding world.
-->'''Tom:''' Another pair of youngens?\\
'''[=McGonagall=]:''' No, Tom. I'm training midgets to take over Hogwarts.
* In [[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/51129/1/Dying-Of-The-Light "Dying of the Light"]], [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]] contacts Giles when she discovers that head Watcher Quentin Travers has betrayed Sunnydale to the demons of the Hellmouth.
-->'''Buffy''': Quentin's giving the orders, they...\\
'''Giles''': Hold on! Quentin? Quentin Travers?\\
'''Buffy''': No, Creator/QuentinTarantino!
* In ''Fanfic/ChrysalisVisitsTheHague'', the lawyer protagonist that his case worker, Lyra Heartstrings, neglected to mention something rather important about herself:
--> '''Lyra:''' "I... should have probably told you a lot [[FangThpeak shooner]], huh?"
--> '''Estermann:''' "Oh no, no. You could have waited until Christmas and broken it to me [[UnderTheMistletoe under a mistletoe]]. ''Of course'' you [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] should have!"
* In ''FanFic/ThisBites'', when Commander Drake asks if Vice Admiral Jonathan is alright after a meeting with Cross, Jonathan reminds him that [[DeadpanSnarker he's a Vice Admiral whereas Cross is a member of a rookie crew and not a terribly strong member at that]].
* John deliberately invokes this trope at the beginning of ''Fanfic/TheKeysStandAlone: The Soft World'', when the NighInvulnerable Paul has just dropped several hundred feet and crashed through the ground into an underground chamber:
-->John called down, “I know this is a silly question, but are you okay, Macca?”
-->“Don't be daft, of ''course'' I'm okay,” Paul's voice floated up.
** None of them suffer fools gladly, as Spectrem found out when he asked a stupid question of George.

[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* Occurs twice in ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'', both times with the title character talking to Benny the Cab: "Benny, is that you?" "No, it's UsefulNotes/EleanorRoosevelt!", and later "No, it's Creator/ShirleyTemple!"
* From ''WesternAnimation/ChickenRun'' comes the exchange above, when the pie-making machine is first introduced.
* In the movie version of Dr. Suess's ''WesternAnimation/HortonHearsAWho,'' Morton shows up to warn Horton about Kangaroo sending Vlad the eagle to snatch the clover, and the following exchange happens:
-->'''Horton:''' I know two Vlads. Is it bad Vlad, or the bunny Vlad that makes the cookies?\\
'''Morton:''' Yeah, Horton, she's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think we can assume it's the bad Vlad!
* ''{{Disney/Hercules}}'' gives us this awkward exchange upon meeting Megara for the first time (who is currently being ''held up by a centaur''):
-->'''Hercules''': Aren't you... a DamselInDistress?\\
'''Meg''': [[DeadpanSnarker I'm a damsel... I'm in distress]]. [[SarcasmMode I can handle this. Have a nice day]].
* In ''WesternAnimation/IceAge3DawnOfTheDinosaurs'': Diego fends off gulongs to protect the Laboring Ellie
-->'''Diego''': My paws are burning, baby! They're burning! I got a tip-toe! Tippy-toe! Tippy toe!\\
'''Ellie''': Excuse me, Twinkle Toes! Giving birth here!\\
'''Diego''': Oh, right! Sorry. You okay?\\
'''Ellie''': "Am I okay?" Am I okay?!" Do you even know anything about childbirth?!\\
'''Diego''': Uh... no, not really. But Manny's on his way here right now.
* It's really easy to miss, but in ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'', Helen has just discovered her kids on board the plane. She asks, "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You left Jack-Jack ''alone?!''"
-->'''Violet''': (''brightly'') Yes, Mom, I am completely stupid. (''normal voice'') Of course we got a sitter! Do you think I'm completely irresponsible? Thanks a lot!
** Later on, when they are flying in a makeshift rocket that Helen has to hold together:
--->'''Bob:''' How ya doin', honey?\\
'''Helen:''' ''DO I HAVE TO ANSWER?!''

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/BatmanForever'':
-->'''Max Schreck:''' Bruce Wayne? Why are you dressed up like Batman?\\
'''Selina Kyle/Catwoman:''' Because he ''is'' Batman, you moron!
* ''Robin and the Seven Hoods'':
-->'''Robbo:''' What's your racket?\\
'''Pool Hustler:''' Brain surgeon.
* ''Film/InBruges'', Ray invokes this trope in order to pick a fight with an American [[spoiler:who's actually Canadian]].
--> '''American''': ''(eating)'' It's fucking unbelievable.
--> '''Ray''': ''([[{{Beat}} very long beat]])'' What's fucking unbelievable?
--> '''American''': [[YouTalkinToMe Are you talking to me?]]
--> '''Ray''': [[ThirdPersonPerson He pauses, even though he should just hit the cunt, and he repeats:]] ''Yes!'' I am talking to you! What's fucking unbelievable?!
* In the comedy film ''Film/MeanGirls'' 2...
--> '''Mandi:''' Yes, Chastity, Film/DirtyDancing. No, down and dirty!
* In the Flemish movie ''Moscow, Belgium'', Matty is calling to her daughter from the bathroom.
-->'''Vera:''' Mom, are you taking a bath?\\
'''Matty:''' No, I'm getting a massage from a big black guy.
* ''Film/AnalyzeThis'':
** This exchange:
--->'''Paul Vitti:''' I couldn't get it up last night.\\
'''Ben Sobel:''' You mean sexually?\\
'''Paul Vitti:''' No, I mean for the big game against Michigan State. Of course sexually!
** From the sequel:
--->'''Jelly''': Can you handle [a gun]?\\
'''Ben''': What, you mean shoot it?\\
'''Jelly''': No, twirl it like a fuckin' baton.
* From ''Film/AnimalHouse'': "You guys playing cards?"
* ''Film/HisGirlFriday'':
-->'''Reporter:''' What, Hildy, you still here?\\
'''Hildy:''' No, I'm in Niagara Falls.
* ''Film/KissKissBangBang'' is absolutely ''riddled'' with this trope, coming from several characters, though it's a particular speciality of Gay Perry.
** For example, after Harry finds a corpse dumped in his room:
--->'''Perry:''' OK, first thing's first: we gotta move her somewhere. You got gloves?\\
'''Harry:''' Excuse me?\\
'''Perry:''' Gloves, do you have gloves? We have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's probably calling the cops on you right now. Do this: wrap up the body, in a blanket, a sheet, anything.\\
'''Harry:''' OK, uh... any particular kind of gloves?\\
'''Perry:''' Yes... fawn. ''Will you fucking hurry?''
** And of course:
--->'''Perry:''' My $2000 ceramic Vektor my mother got me as a special gift. You threw in the lake next to the car. What happens when they dredge the lake? You think they'll find my pistol? Jesus. Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?\\
'''Harry:''' A picture of me?\\
'''Perry:''' No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!
* In ''Film/JingleAllTheWay'':
-->'''Fake Santa:''' That'll be 300. \\
'''Howard:''' ...Dollars? \\
'''Fake Santa:''' No, chocolate kisses. Yes, dollars!
* In ''Film/{{Splash}}'', John Candy informed Creator/TomHanks that they would be attending a dinner with the President.
-->'''Hanks:''' The president of what?\\
'''Candy:''' The president of the Three Stooges fan club. The President of the United States!
* ''Franchise/DieHard'':
** In ''Film/DieHardWithAVengeance'', [=McClane=] stops a truck.
--->'''[=McClane:=]''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext You're a truck driver?]]\\
'''Jerry Parks:''' No, I'm a beautician. Of course I'm a truck driver!
** In ''Film/LiveFreeOrDieHard'', John [=McClane=] pulls off a particularly badass stunt to throw off his pursuers while protecting [[TheCracker Matt Farrell]]
--->'''Farrell:''' Did you ''see that!?''\\
'''[=McClane:=]''' Yeah, I saw it; I ''did'' it!
* The Dude of ''Film/TheBigLebowski'' is a master of this.
-->'''Treehorn's Thug:''' ''(holding a bowling ball)'' What the fuck is this?\\
'''The Dude:''' Obviously, you're not a golfer.
* A conversation about Dottie's husband in ''ALeagueOfTheirOwn'':
-->'''Jimmy Dugan:''' Does he know how good you are?\\
'''Dottie Hinson''': Bob?\\
'''Jimmy Dugan''': No, Hitler. Yes, Bob.
* ''Film/LockStockAndTwoSmokingBarrels'' has several due to most of the characters being deadpan snarkers, including the following.
-->'''Eddie:''' They're armed.\\
'''Soap:''' What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? \\
'''Eddie:''' Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
* In ''Film/SupermanII'', Lex Luthor gets one after offering General Zod the means to locate the son of Jor-El:
-->'''Zod:''' Jor-El? Our Jailer?\\
'''Luthor:''' No, ''(in a silly accent)'' Jor-El, the baseball player... ''(going back to normal voice when he realizes the evil Kryptonians have no sense of humor)'' Yes, Jor-El, your jailer.
* In ''Film/{{Alien}}'', Kane wakes up after he has just spent the last several hours in a coma with an alien creature on his face.
-->'''Parker:''' How are you doing?\\
'''Kane:''' Terrific. Next silly question.
* ''Film/{{Tremors}}'':
** Part of the delight of the film is the witty banter.
--->'''Earl:''' You ever seen anything like this before? [[note]]"This" being a twenty-foot-long man-eating underground worm-monster.[[/note]]\\
'''Val:''' Oh, sure Earl, everybody knows about 'em, we just didn't tell ''you!''
** And when Earl asks Bert what he uses cannon fuse for...
--->'''Bert''': ''[in CaptainObvious tone]'' My cannon.
* ''Film/{{Quartet}}'':
-->'''Jean''': This is the first time we've seen each other in God knows how many years.\\
'''Reg''': Ninety-seven.\\
'''Cissy''': ''(gasps)'' Is it really that long? God, how time flies. ''(realization)'' You're joking.
* In Film/VForVendetta, When Evey first meets V she asks him who he is, to which he comments:
--> '''V''': "Who" is but the form, following the function of "what", and what I am is a man in a mask.\\
'''Evey''': Well, I can see that.\\
'''V''': Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation. I am merely commenting on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
* ''Film/TheFullMonty'': Gaz asks his friend Dave to “[[GottaHaveItGonnaStealIt borrow]]” a jacket for a funeral from the store where he works:
-->'''Dave''': What colour?\\
'''Gaz''': Orange.\\
'''Dave''': Orange?\\
'''Gaz''': Black! For ''fuck’s'' sake.
* In ''Film/EveOfDestruction'', a counter-terrorist expert Jim [=McQuade=] is recruited by a scientist to hunt down a nuclear-armed android. At one point the scientist asks [=McQuade=] what his speciality is. Before telling his military credentials, [=McQuade=] [[DeadpanSnarker snarks]], "My speciality is a spinach lasagna in a tomato-basil sauce."
* ''Film/UnderSiege2DarkTerritory'': When Travis Dane and his mercenaries interrupt the two lovebird officials they need to interrogate to activate the KillSat, Dane mocks them for their office romance, leading to this:
-->'''David Trilling:''' Is that what this is about?\\
'''Travis Dane:''' Ugh, yeah, right! I, uh... ''faked'' my own death and ''hijacked a passenger train'' because I care about ''who you're fucking''! No, I was just wondering what other rules you might be willing to break.
* There's one in the opening minutes of ''Film/AvengersAgeOfUltron'', though the tone is more resigned dread than sarcastic.
-->'''HYDRA Mook:''' It's the Avengers!\\
'''Baron Strucker:''' Can we hold them?\\
'''HYDRA Mook:''' Sir... [[CurbStompBattle it's the Avengers.]]
* In ''Film/FreddyVsJason,'' as the main characters run screaming from the house after Jason's first attack, Deputy Stubbs pulls up:
-->'''Stubbs:''' You kids need some assistance?
-->'''Gibb:''' ''(thrusting her blood-soaked hands in his face)'' WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK!?
* In ''GungHo'': "Want some ice cream? Haagen-Dazs!" "Eat shit and die." ({{Beat}}) "Are you having your period?" "STOP THE CAR!"
* ''Film/MadMaxFuryRoad'': after one of the Wives has just been shot in the leg. Unlike most examples, the questioner quips back.
-->'''Furiosa''': How does it feel?
-->'''Angharad''': It ''hurts''.
-->'''Furiosa''': Out [[CrapsackWorld here]], everything hurts.
* In ''Film/ExMachina'', Nathan and Caleb discuss Ava's programming as a female android;
-->'''Nathan''': Caleb, what's your type?\\
'''Caleb''': Of girl?\\
'''Nathan''': No, salad dressing!
* In ''Film/ShortCircuit'', Stephanie does this when she tries to convince Newton that Number 5 nearly drove her food truck off a cliff.
-->'''Newton''': Are you sure you didn't do any steering or anything?
-->'''Stephanie''': Yeah, I like to drive off cliffs.
* ''Film/ReservoirDogs'': When Mr. White badgers "Nice Guy" Eddie to get some medical help for Mr. Orange.
-->'''Eddie:''' I will call someone.\\
'''White:''' Who are you gonna call?\\
'''Eddie:''' A fucking snake charmer! Who do you think? I'll call a ''doctor''.

* ''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''
** Zaphod is asked if he's THE Zaphod Beeblebrox. "No, just a Zaphod Beeblebrox. Haven't you heard, we come in six packs?".
** Zaphod does this a lot, but it's especially heavy in that episode. Right after that:
--->'''Receptionist:''' But sir, I umm, it was on the sub-ether radio this morning, er... it... er... said you were dead.\\
'''Zaphod:''' Yeah, that's right, I just haven't stopped moving yet.
** He's on the receiving end at one point:
--->'''Marvin:''' I'm in the car park.\\
'''Zaphod:''' The car park? What are you doing there?\\
'''Marvin:''' Parking cars, what else does one do in a car park?
** And one from the [[Series/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy TV series]]:
--->'''Ford:''' I don't believe you.\\
'''Zaphod:''' Why not?\\
'''Ford:''' You tend to lie a lot.
* ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'', during a time-travel scenario involving UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington crossing the Delaware:
-->'''Rachel:''' No way. ''George'' Washington?\\
'''Marco:''' Jake, tell her, "No, ''Guido'' Washington."\\
'''Jake:''' Marco would like me to pass along a sarcastic remark.
* In ''Magic Strikes'', Literature/KateDaniels is in a strange kitchen trying to make coffee, only someone has rearranged all the labels on the containers so she can't find anything.
-->"Looking for something?" Dali came up from the hallway.\\
"No, I'm dancing the can-can." Ask a dumb question...\\
Dali blinked at me. "Would you mind making coffee while you're dancing? I smell it on the bottom shelf, either first or second jar on the left."
* [[Franchise/SherlockHolmes Sherlock Holmes's]] ''War of the Worlds'': Sherlock Holmes tells Dr. Watson how one of the invading machines was going after him. Watson exclaims "And you escaped!", to which Holmes replies "No, Watson. I was caught and killed by the machines."
* ''WelkinWeasels: Heastward Ho!''
-->"Catching up on our reading, are we?"\\
"No, I'm trying to burn a hole through paper with my retina."
* In the Creator/AgathaChristie novel ''Why Didn't They Ask Evans?'', a boy comes across a scene with a wrecked car whose front-end is smashed into a stone wall with an injured woman hanging halfway out of the car. The boy asks, "Has there been an accident?" prompting another character to say, "No, the lady ran her car into the wall on purpose." [[spoiler: Though as a matter of fact, [[SarcasticConfession the lady did run her car into the wall on purpose.]] ]]
* ''Franchise/TheDarkTower'' book ''Literature/WizardAndGlass'' has Eldred Jones ask his second-in-command how many of their men are armed. The second asks, "With guns?" prompting Jones to reply, "No, with pea-blowers, you damned fool."
* Referenced but averted in the ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' short story "The Sea and Little Fishes". When Granny Weatherwax is [[WeWantOurJerkBack trying to be "nice"]], Nanny is surprised to see her looking at a pink cardigan. Nanny's reaction is "You're not going to wear that, are you?" She would have been reassured to get the reply "No, I'm going to eat it, you daft old fool", but instead Granny just says "You don't think it would suit me?"
** In ''Discworld/MenAtArms'', the first ''biological'' dwarf in the Ankh-Morpork Night Watch, Constable Cuddy, keeps getting asked by incredulous citizens "Are you a dwarf?" He has snarky replies like "It's the nose, isn't it?" and "Are you a giant?"
* From ''Literature/RiversOfLondon'', when Peter compares magic to jazz:
-->'''Peter:''' You know how jazz is all about improvising on a melody?\\
'''Lesley:''' No, I thought it was when you sang about cheese and tying up people's gaiters.
* In ''Literature/TheAdventuresOfPinocchio'', Antonio the carpenter (AKA Maestro Cherry) has just fallen to the floor in shock after hearing a piece of wood talk when Gepetto comes in.
-->"Good day, Maestro Antonio," said Geppetto. "What are you doing on the floor?"\\
"I am teaching the ants their A B C's."\\
"Good luck to you!"\\
"What brought you here, friend Geppetto?"\\
"My legs!"
* Averted in ''Literature/WhyIsSnotGreen''. Most questions are given serious answers.
* ''Literature/FromABuick8'': the following conversation between Tony Schoondist and George, when the former orders the latter to get a pair of gerbils plus a cage so they can test if being inside the eponymous Buick is dangerous:
-->'''George''': Should I get them some food, too?
-->'''Tony''': Absolutely not. We're going to buy a couple of gerbils and then let them starve to death out in the shed.
-->'''George''': [[SarcasmBlind Really?]] That seems sort of mean to-
-->'''Tony''': Get them food George, yes.

* Two popular Jewish Russian jokes:
** An old Jewish guy runs through the station, trying to catch his train, but the train drives off before his eyes. "Ha, you missed your train?" some laughing idiot asks him. "No," he says, "I chased him away."
** An old Jewish guy tries to cross a frozen lake, but suddenly collapses into the ice. At that moment, a wise guy walks by the banks and shouts, "Hey, you! Did you fall through the ice?" "No!" says the old guy, "I went for a swim, but then winter surprised me."

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/{{Bull}}: In 'Never Saw The Sign':
--->'''Bull:''' Can you print all this out?
--->'''Cable:''' On paper?
--->'''Bull:''' No, on banana leaves.
* ''Series/OurMissBrooks'': Miss Brooks sometimes resorts to this trope.
* A category on ''Series/{{Jeopardy}}'' is "Stupid Answers". The correct response appears, unaltered, in the clue itself — although that does not mean it is always obvious. For example:
-->'''Clue:''' In 1985 Neil Simon's "Biloxi Blues" premiered on Broadway at this theater.
-->'''Correct Response:''' What is the Neil Simon Theater?
* From ''Series/CornerGas'' when Brent walks into Oscar and Emma's living room while they're putting up Christmas decorations:
-->'''Brent:''' Whoa, what are you doing?\\
'''Emma:''' We're building a haunted house for Halloween.
* ''Series/{{House}}''
** The title character is of course a repeat offender:
--->'''Cuddy:''' (Chase and Cameron are) sleeping together?\\
'''House:''' If by "sleeping together" you mean "having sex in the janitor's closet".\\
'''Cuddy:''' Here?\\
'''House:''' No, the janitor's closet at the local high school. Go Tigercats!
** And in "House Divided", when he comes into the O.R. wearing CoolShades and holding a boombox playing "[[Music/PublicEnemy Fight the Power]]":
--->'''Foreman:''' What are you doing?\\
'''House:''' What does it look like I'm doing? I'm fighting the power.
** In "Euphoria":
--->'''House:''' There's a bullet in his head.\\
'''Cameron:''' He was shot?!\\
'''House:''' No, somebody threw it at him.
* ''Series/TeenWolf'': When Scott and Stiles try to tell Jackson that Lydia might be turning into a werewolf, his response warrants this reaction from Stiles.
-->'''Jackson:''' Turning?\\
'''Scott:''' Yeah, turning.\\
'''Jackson:''' Into?\\
'''Stiles:''' A unicorn. What do you think, dumbass?
* ''Series/TheGoldenGirls''
** Dorothy is ''made'' of this kind of sarcasm.
--->'''Dorothy:''' Have you ever given a eulogy?\\
'''Rose:''' You mean at a funeral?\\
'''Dorothy:''' No, Rose, at a pie-eating contest!
** Another:
--->'''Dorothy:''' ''(referring to her and her boyfriend)'' We...experimented.\\
'''Rose:''' With what?\\
'''Dorothy:''' Sulfur dioxide, Rose.
** One memorable incident has Rose give it back.
--->'''Dorothy:''' ''[seeing Rose coming out of her room with a bucket in each hand]'' Oh Rose. Is your roof leaking too?\\
'''Rose:''' No Dorothy. I just finished milking the cow I keep in my closet. Gee with only three hours sleep I can be as bitchy as you!
** Another Dorothy moment:
--->'''Dorothy:''' It's dirty dancing, just like in that movie.\\
'''Rose:''' What movie?\\
'''Dorothy:''' ''Lawrence of Arabia'', Rose.
* From the ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' episode, "Martin Does it His Way":
-->'''Frasier:''' Roz, that was quite a flattering description. Just out of curiosity, were you just helping that lady with her fantasy, or do you really see me that way?\\
'''Roz:''' You really don't know, do you? Frasier, I am so attracted to you. I always have been. Your looks, your voice, you don't know how many times I've wanted to strip naked and hurl myself at that glass partition like a bug on a windshield.\\
'''Frasier:''' Are you through?\\
'''Roz:''' ''([[DopeSlap bopping him on the head]])'' Well, ask a stupid question!
* ''Series/TheWestWing''
** Repeatedly on , mainly by C.J. in response to moronic press questions, but everyone else as well:
--->'''Mandy:''' Who was the last president to commute a [death] sentence?\\
'''Josh:''' Lincoln.\\
'''Mandy:''' ''(surprised)'' Abraham?\\
'''Josh:''' No, ''Burt'' Lincoln.
** And another:
--->'''C.J.:''' There's an article I want you to read in ''Magazine/TheNewYorker''.\\
'''Josh:''' What's it about?\\
'''C.J.:''' Smallpox.\\
'''Josh:''' The disease?\\
'''C.J.:''' No, the dessert topping, Josh. Yes, the disease!
** And another one from "The Portland Trip":
--->'''Ainsley:''' I cannot turn the heat down.\\
'''Donna:''' Have you tried?\\
'''Ainsley:''' No, I just looked at the thermostat and got discouraged!
** Played for drama in "Noel"; at one point, an American military pilot has experienced a nervous breakdown and gone rogue, flying his plane across the Sierra Madre and not responding to orders to land. President Bartlet asks whether there's a way to bring the plane down without shooting it down, but freely and openly admits that he knows it's a silly question and the answer's almost certainly "no"; he's just asking anyway because he clearly doesn't relish the thought of having to order that an American pilot be shot down by other American pilots.
** Subverted on one occasion, however. The American military is planning a military intervention in Kazakhstan in order to try and prevent a major war breaking out between Russia and China over oil supplies. The President's military advisors are briefing him on the military strategies and hi-tech military equipment that will be used when President Bartlet asks a seemingly irrelevant question about what coats they'll wear. Everyone looks a bit incredulous and the Secretary of Defense [[{{Jerkass}} responds with a couple of condescending remarks]] in typical fashion of this trope... until Bartlet points out that they'll be invading in the middle of November, it starts snowing in Kazakhstan in August and doesn't stop until June, and the American military hasn't fought in a cold environment in a long while, making it actually a pretty good question. And his tone makes it clear that he doesn't appreciate the Secretary's snideness. Since it's pretty clear that they hadn't actually considered this, the Secretary and the rest look a bit humbled.
* ''Series/ICarly''
** In "iQuit iCarly", Spencer enters singing and dancing with joy:
--->'''Spencer:''' I won the boat! I won the boat! I won the boooat!\\
'''Carly:''' You won the boat?\\
'''Spencer:''' [[DeadpanSnarker No.]] Yes!
** And also this:
--->'''Carly:''' iCarly.\\
'''Freddie:''' Our webshow?\\
'''Sam:''' No, our potato farm!
** And this:
--->'''Carly:''' What's the temperature in here?\\
'''Spencer:''' Seventy-two!\\
'''Carly:''' Turn the heat up to ninety!\\
'''Spencer:''' Ninety degrees?\\
'''Sam:''' No, ninety pickles! Yes ninety degrees!
* ''Series/{{NCIS}}'': None of the photographs were picked up by Abby's facial recognition software.
-->'''[=McGee=]:''' You ran ''all'' the faces?\\
'''Abby:''' No. Halfway through, I was just like "screw this!" and I quit.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'':
** In one episode, Dawn finds her sister sitting on her bed, reading a magazine and asks:
--->'''Dawn:''' What are you doing?\\
'''Buffy:''' Playing soccer.
** In the episode "When She Was Bad":
--->'''Xander:''' Hey, did you guys hear that Cibo Matto is going to be at the Bronze tonight?\\
'''Willow:''' Cibo Matto? They're playing?\\
'''Xander:''' No, Will, they're going to be clog dancing.\\
'''Willow:''' Cibo Matto can clog dance?
** In the pilot, Joyce asks if Buffy's going out to a nightclub.
--> '''Joyce:''' Oh. Will there be boys there?
--> '''Buffy:''' No, Mom. It's a nun club.
** In "The Harvest", Harmony asks Cordelia if they're going to the Bronze tonight. "No," Cordy snorts, "we're going to the other cool place in Sunnydale." Harmony seems to struggle with that conundrum.
** Buffy defusing a school shooting in "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS3E18Earshot Earshot]]":
--> '''Jonathan:''' You think I just want attention?
--> '''Buffy:''' No, I think you're up in the clock tower with a high-powered rifle because you wanna blend in.
** In "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayers3E9TheWish The Wish]]", Cordelia, oblivious to the fact that Xander's a vampire in this reality, tells him that they need to find Buffy pronto.
--> '''Xander:''' ''(warily)'' ...Buffy. The Slayer?
--> '''Cordelia:''' No! Buffy the dog-faced girl!
** Cordy gets another one in "Out of Mind, Out of Sight":
--> '''Harmony:''' ''(reading a chocolate Cordelia plans to hand out for May Queen votes)'' "C for Cordelia?"
--> '''Cordelia:''' "No, C for Wilma, little brain."
* Used epically in an episode of ''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun'', after Dick learned his girlfriend slept with his nemesis Dr. Strudwick once.
-->'''Dick:''' I can't get his face out of my mind!\\
'''Nina:''' Strudwick's?\\
'''Dick:''' ''([serene voice)'' No, Nina, little Davey Tenant, the boy down the block. You see, ever since Davey was three years old, he's wanted more than anything to see a real professional baseball game. He wished the biggest wish his little heart could muster. But his dad was laid off and couldn't afford the tickets. Well, one day last week, little Davey was outside playing ball like he always does, and who should walk up the block, tall as a building, but home run king Mark [=McGwire=]. To see little Davey's face light up as [=McGwire=] handed him four seats on the first base line, well, it's something that I will never forget. ''(pause)'' YES, STRUDWICK'S! DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!
* ''Series/{{Friends}}'': Chandler enjoys this trope immensely.
** In one episode, Joey is upset at his co-star Wayne, who is about to have him fired:
--->'''Wayne:''' Joey, I'll get you your job back if you help me out.\\
'''Joey:''' Why should I help you out?\\
'''Chandler:''' ...The reason he just said?
** After calling his GirlOfTheWeek:
--->'''Chandler:''' I got her machine.\\
'''Joey:''' Her answering machine?\\
'''Chandler:''' No, interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
** During the first Thanksgiving episode.
--->'''Chandler''': The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has gotten away.
--->'''Joey''': The balloon?
--->'''Chandler''': No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon.
** When they're playing poker and Rachel wants to leave:
--->'''Chandler:''' Rach, Rach, we gotta settle.\\
'''Rachel:''' Settle what?\\
'''Chandler:''' The Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see, King George is giving us the land so...
** In a deleted scene, where Rachel calls everyone over to see Emma crawling for the first time, and Chandler arrives with shaving cream on his face:
--->'''Joey:''' Shaving?\\
'''Chandler:''' No, rabies.
** Joey meets up with Chandler, who is waiting for a cab:
--->'''Joey:''' Is she here yet?\\
'''Chandler:''' Yeah, she brought the invisible cab. Hop in.
** After Ross and Rachel break up and the gang feels awkward around them:
--->''(knock on the door)''\\
'''Chandler:''' Oh that’s great, with my luck, that’s gonna be him.\\
'''Phoebe:''' Him? Him, Ross?\\
'''Chandler:''' Nope, hymn 253, His Eyes Are On The Sparrow!
** Asking if anyone knows a good tailor:
--->'''Joey:''' You need some clothes altered?\\
'''Chandler:''' No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
** Showing a picture of his summer camp girlfriend to Monica:
--->'''Monica:''' Did you break up with her?\\
'''Chandler:''' No, we're still together.
** When his romantic partner is called away for work in the middle of a tryst:
--->'''Joanna:''' What are you doing?\\
'''Chandler:''' I'm getting dressed.\\
'''Joanna:''' Why?\\
'''Chandler:''' When I walk outside naked, people throw garbage at me.
** A rare Ross example, when Susan lets him in to take back a skull Carol has borrowed from his museum:
--->'''Susan:''' What's it look like?\\
'''Ross:''' Kinda like a big face without skin.
** And an even rarer Joey example:
--->'''Joey:''' Pheebs? You think it would be okay if I asked out your sister?\\
'''Phoebe:''' Why? Why would you wanna do that? Why?\\
'''Joey:''' So that, if we went out on a date, she'd be there.
* ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''
** After the police find a dead woman who has scratched "RACHE" into the floorboards with her fingernails:
--->'''Lestrade:''' So she was writing 'Rachel'?\\
'''Sherlock:''' No, [[MythologyGag she was writing an angry note in GERMAN]]! Of COURSE she was writing 'Rachel'!
** To those who've read the original ''Literature/SherlockHolmes'' story upon which this episode is based (''A Study in Scarlet''), this is a hilariously subversive application of the trope: [[spoiler: the police believe they have to look for a "Rachel," before Holmes points out that "Rache" is German for "Revenge"]], which is ''the'' major plot point.
* In ''Radio/TheJackBennyProgram'', Jack can't get a busy receptionist to talk to him, so he calls her from one of the other phones on her desk. She says Mr. Lewis isn't available, but she can have him call Jack back...
-->'''Receptionist:''' Are you at home, or are in you in Palm Springs?\\
'''Jack:''' I'm in Stockholm! Smorgasbord, 8321!
* ''Series/DoctorWho''
** ''[[Recap/DoctorWho2006CSTheRunawayBride The Runaway Bride]]'' - when an extremely shouty ginger in a wedding dress shows up in the TARDIS while it's in deep space, it takes the Doctor a while to catch up.
--->'''Doctor:''' What're you dressed like that for?\\
'''Donna:''' I'm going tenpin bowling. WHY DO YOU THINK, DUMBO? I was halfway up the aisle!
** ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E2TheShakespeareCode The Shakespeare Code]]'':
--->'''Martha:''' ''(after the Doctor compares their situation to ''Film/BackToTheFuture'')'' The film?\\
'''Doctor:''' No, the novelization. Yes, the film!
** ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E13JourneysEnd Journey's End]]'':
--->'''Martha:''' If I use [the Osterhagen Key], they detonate and the Earth gets ripped apart.\\
'''Doctor:''' Who invented that!? ''({{beat}})'' Someone named Osterhagen, I suppose...
** ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS31E7AmysChoice Amy's Choice]]'':
--->'''Dream Lord:''' If you die in the dream world, you wake up in reality. [...] [[ShmuckBait Ask me what happens if you die in reality.]]\\
'''Rory:''' What happens?\\
'''Dream Lord:''' You ''die'', stupid, that's why it's called reality.
** ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E8LetsKillHitler Let's Kill Hitler]]'':
--->'''Rory:''' Okay, I'm trapped inside a giant robot replica of my wife. I'm really trying not to see this as a metaphor.\\
'''Amy:''' How can we be in here? How do we fit?\\
'''Rory:''' Miniaturization Ray.\\
'''Amy:''' How would you know that?\\
'''Rory''': Well, there was a ray, and we were miniaturized...
** From'' [[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E3RobotOfSherwood Robot of Sherwood]]'':
-->'''Robin''': And now what?
-->'''Doctor''': First, a blacksmith's forge.
-->'''Robin''': So as to remove our chains?
-->'''Doctor''': No, so I can knock up an ornamental plant stand.
** In ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS34E5TimeHeist Time Heist]]'', Clara asks Psi why he would choose to forget everyone he ever loved. Psi, obviously, does not remember why he made that choice.
** A DistressCall is coming from ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS33E1AsylumOfTheDaleks The Asylum of the Daleks]]''.
-->'''Doctor:''' Have you considered tracking back the signal and talking to them? ''(Daleks are silent)'' [[YouAnsweredYourOwnQuestion ...he asked the Daleks.]]
* ''Series/RedDwarf'':
-->'''Rimmer:''' Lister, is that a cigarette you're smoking?\\
'''Lister:''' No, it's a chicken.
* In the ''Series/BlueBloods'' episode "Leap of Faith," Danny Reagan thinks some small town detectives could've been more thorough with their investigation of the death of the ''first'' Mrs. Bines.
--> '''Danny:''' And where was ''Mister'' Bines during all this?\\
'''Detective:''' Oh, right, I forgot to tell you. He was at the arsenic store.
* On Series/NipTuck, as Dr. Christian Troy asks an ''extremely'' large-breasted woman the standard question the doctors ask their potential patients:
--> '''Troy:''' Tell me what you don't like about yourself.\\
'''Woman:''' ''[deadpans]'' [[SarcasmMode My nose]].\\
''[she and Troy both crack up at this]''\\
'''Woman:''' Ask A Stupid Question, doctor. . .
* ''Series/{{Blackadder}} the Third'': subverted in "Dish and Dishonesty" where the person receiving an actual answer assumes he's gotten this type of response.
-->'''Vincent Hanna:''' Well, can you at least tell me one thing? What does the 'S' in his name stand for?\\
'''Blackadder:''' Sod off. [[note]]It was established earlier that Baldrick thinks this is his name due to the other kids saying it when he introduced himself. "Hi, my name's Baldrick." "Yes, we know. Sod off, Baldrick."[[/note]]\\
'''Vincent Hanna:''' Well. I guess it's none of my business, really.
* ''{{Woops}}'': In one episode, the group harvests some squash that has been mutated by radiation.
-->'''Alice:''' Does anybody know how long it takes mutant squash to ripen?\\
'''Fred:''' ''(deadpan)'' Three days. ''(looks at other characters and rolls his eyes.)''
* In the comedy panel show ''Series/WouldILieToYou'', Armando Ianucci's story was that, "I once had to abandon my car in a safari park after a baboon climbed in through the sunroof, lay down on the back seat and went to sleep.". Regular David Mitchell followed suit with a obvious question.
-->'''David:''' Right, where in the safari park was the car?
-->'''Rob:''' (''sarcastically'') In the lion enclosure.
** During the ensuing shouting match with Rob (the host), David maintained that the question wasn't stupid, since the baboon may have escaped.
* ''Series/HouseOfAnubis''- When Victor is padlocking the attic door, Trudy comes up and asks,
-->'''Trudy:''' What are you doing?
-->'''Victor:''' Baking a cake. What does it look like I'm doing?
* ''[[Series/TheMole Celebrity Mole:Yucatan]]'': In one of the games, the players had to answer a series of questions taken from elementary school textbooks. At one point, the host, Ahmad Rashad, had this exchange with Dennis Rodman :
-->'''Rashad:''' On what continent would you find the South Pole?\\
'''Rodman:''' We have to name it?\\
'''Rashad:''' ''(sarcastically)'' No, you just have to think it and I'll read your mind!
* ''Series/SanfordAndSon''. Lamont is setting up an airline ticket purchase.
-->'''Fred:''' Are we going on an airplane?
-->'''Lamont:''' No, on a frisbee!
* In season 14, episode 5 of ''Series/TopGear'', the presenters are tasked with creating motorhomes from ordinary cars. Jeremy's presentation for this challenge was a car with a two-story tower block built on the back. The three of them go camping out in a windy field, and predictably, Jeremy's tower block car is knocked over. Then this exchange happens the next morning:
-->'''James:''' Oh, god. Is that just the wind that did that?
-->'''Jeremy:''' No, a big giant came.
* ''Series/TheFlash2014'': Season 2 brings us this exchange:
-->'''Wells:''' Go get [[ItMakesSenseInContext the wand]].\\
'''Cisco:''' The one i made for the Weather Wizard?\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Wells:]]''' No, the one you made for the Literature/HarryPotter convention. Of course the one for the Wizard!\\
'''Cisco:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint How do you know about Harry Potter convention?]]
* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'': Howard (who works for NASA) calls the gang over during one of his own dates, and works to get the girl out of the way. Once she's out of earshot, he finally explains the problem.
-->'''Howard:''' I got the Mars Rover stuck in a ditch.\\
'''Sheldon:''' ...where?\\
'''Howard:''' Oh, on a lonely side street off of 109... ''where do you think?'' On Mars!
* This happens a few times in ''Series/TwoandaHalfMen''.
-->'''Judith''': I think he needs to see someone.\\
'''Alan''': What, you mean a shrink?\\
'''Judith:''' (''sarcastic'') No, Alan, I mean like a blacksmith.


* The song "Foolish Questions".
* The Creator/JeffFoxworthy song "Here's Your Sign".
* Referenced (although not a true example of the trope) in Music/TomLehrer's "New Math" while explaining how to solve a math problem in Base Eight:
-->''Now instead of four in the eights place\\
You've got three, 'cause you added one,\\
That is to say, eight, to the two,\\
But you can't take seven from three,\\
So you look at the sixty-fours.\\
"Sixty-four? How did sixty-four get into it?" I hear you cry.\\
Well, sixty-four is eight squared, don't you see?\\
Well, you ask a silly question, and you get a silly answer.''

* Given the nature of the internet, you can expect this to happen in many forums or sites.

[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
* Quite a lot of interview segments will have wrestlers, usually heels, insult or intimidate interviewers for asking obvious questions.

[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
* Used in ''Muppets in Space'', when Gonzo sits upright in bed quickly, accidentally launching Rizzo the Rat out the window.
-->'''Gonzo:''' ''[hearing Rizzo climbing back in]'' Is that you, Rizzo?\\
'''Rizzo:''' No, it's Santa. I forgot my reindeer.
* In ''Series/{{Dinosaurs}}'' episode "What Sexual Harris Meant", Earl comes home early because someone died at work.
-->'''Fran:''' Oh my goodness, what happened??
-->'''Earl:''' Fran, we push down trees for a living. You figure it out!

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* ''TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}'' supplement "Acute Paranoia", adventure "Outland-ISH". The Troubleshooters try to find out the source of a drug affecting ISH sector by questioning the residents.
-->'''Troubleshooter:''' How did all these people get drugged?\\
'''Drugged Citizen:''' They drank the water. Snrfff.\\
'''Troubleshooter:''' The drug is in the water?\\
'''Drugged Citizen:''' Sklaxxl. No, the drug is on the inside of the cups! Of course it's in the water. Hrraww.

[[folder:Theme Parks]]
* When the tour guide on ''Ride/TheGreatMovieRide'' at [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Disney's Hollywood Studios]] first encounters a gangster, this exchange occurs:
-->'''Mugsy''': Psst, hey, you.
-->'''Tour Guide''': Are you talking to me? Are you talkin' to me?
-->'''Mugsy''': No, I'm talkin' to da dame in da funny-lookin' outfit over dere. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/Jak3Wastelander'':
-->'''Kleiver:''' Those were some sweet moves in the Arena, boy. But a little more choke, an' you would've popped, eh?
-->'''Jak:''' You talkin' to me?
-->'''Daxter:''' Yeah, you talkin' to... him?
-->'''Kleiver:''' No, [[SarcasmMode I'm conversin' with me sweet departed mum]]. Of course you, ya bore head!
* ''VideoGame/BladeRunner'' features a few of these, such as:
--> '''Ray''': Hmm, a piece of chrome.\\
'''Cop''': From a car?\\
'''Ray''': [[SarcasmMode No, I think it's horse chrome]].
** Given that the game centres around the death of a replicant-pet shop owner, this is doubly hilarious.
* ''HouseOfAnubis''- Victor has a moment, when Trudy sees him adding a padlock to the attic door.
--> '''Trudy''': What are you doing?\\
'''Victor''': Baking a cake, what does it look like?
* ''VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG'', when Mario and his new friend Mallow are chasing down a thief who robbed the latter:
-->'''Mallow:''' He's the one who took my coin! Why didn't you stop him?\\
'''Toad:''' Because I forgot my bazooka at home! Sheesh... Give me a break, here.
* This exchange between Sonic and Orbot in ''VideoGame/SonicLostWorld'':
-->'''Orbot''': "If we don't [[spoiler:find your friend,]] can I be your sidekick?"\\
'''Sonic''': "What?! Shut up! What kind of question is that?"
** Also this exchange in ''SonicTheHedgehog2006''
-->'''Shadow:''' Why does Eggman's base lead to an odd place like this?\\
'''Rouge:''' How should I know? I just followed my orders and retrieved the item.
* In ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', if you haven't assembled the Wand of Nagamar when you go to fight the [[FinalBoss Naughty Sorceress]], she'll OneHitKill you when she takes on her "''[[ParodiedTrope actual]]'' [[OneWingedAngel true form]]" -- a ''floating sausage''. Afterward, you'll receive a PlayerNudge encounter, starting with your ExpositionFairy asking if any of that ''seemed weird to you''.
-->"You're asking me," you reply, "if I noticed anything weird while I was getting my ass handed to me by a magical floating sausage that used to be a woman and then was briefly a big tentacle monster? Because no. That's pretty much a normal day for me. Why -- did you notice anything weird?"
* In ''VideoGame/MassEffect1'''s Pinnacle Station DLC, Shepard can get briefed on the eponymous Station's virtual combat simulator from Tech Officer Ochren, the salarian in charge of its operation. This dialogue can ensue during the briefing complete with a snippy retort from Ochren.
-->'''Ochren''': It's a combination of holographic images and kinetic barriers. Holographic images help you see the objects, and the kinetic barriers keep you from walking through them.\\
'''Shepard''': I assume the enemies are also holographic?\\
'''Ochren''': [[SarcasmMode No. Our operatives train in a simulator by killing real, actual people.]]
* ''The Grumpy Knight'':
-->'''Alec:''' Are you going out to fight the monsters, then?\\
'''Elsa:''' No, I'm going over to give them flowers and chocolate and ask them out on a date! What do you think?

[[folder:Web Animation]]
* ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'':
** Church and Grif:
--->'''Church-in-Sarge's-body:''' Uhh... Who ya talking to red? Me?\\
'''Grif:''' No, I'm talking to Lopez, because, you know, that's real rewarding.
** And another one...
--->'''Grif:''' Fuck off, Blue, a ship just crashed on one of our guys.\\
'''Church:''' What, this ship?\\
'''Simmons:''' No, another ship, then that ship left and this ship crashed in the exact same spot.
** The classic one...
--->'''Donut:''' What state were you named after?\\
'''Tex:''' Nevada.
** Tex wasn't finished, either...
--->'''Sarge:''' Tex, this is Sarge. Do not detonate the bomb.\\
'''Tex:''' I don't have a detonator. It's on a timer.\\
'''Grif:''' A countdown timer?\\
'''Tex:''' No, a count''up'' timer. It goes from one to explode. Of course a countdown timer, you idiot!
* ''WebAnimation/TheGastonTrilogy'' has this exchange from "Gaston Plays Lefou's Quest IV":
-->'''Gaston:''' I'm dissed.
-->'''Lefou:''' Who, you?
-->'''Gaston:''' No! The one-armed man!

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* In ''HolidayWars'', "Ask a Stupid Question" is personified as a character who only speaks with stupid questions. An example of this [[http://www.holiday-wars.com/blog/2010/09/19/episode-64/ can be seen here.]]
* ''Webcomic/PennyArcade''
** [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2009/03/13/ This strip.]]
** Also [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/02/05/ this one.]]
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** Elan asks ''a lot'' of stupid questions to which Roy gives snarky answers.
** In the prequel book ''Recap/StartOfDarkness'', when Redcloak and the Monster in the Darkness meet for the first time:
--->'''Redcloak:''' They call me "Redcloak".\\
'''[=MitD=]:''' Really? Why?\\
'''Redcloak:''' ... Because I wear black armor.
* In an ''Webcomic/ArthurKingOfTimeAndSpace'' strip, Merlin responds to Lancelot's "Do you think this is wise?" with "Why, no. I woke up this morning and decided to do the least wise thing that occured to me."
* From ''PeterIsTheWolf'':[[http://www.peteristhewolf.com/general/013.html]]
* Webcomic/{{XKCD}}: [[http://xkcd.com/852 How did the pole vaulters get up on the balcony?]]
* Used often in the old SpriteComic ''[[Fireball20XL That's My Sonic!]]'' Though frequently, the answer was actually quite straightforward.
--> '''Shadow:''' A hat? Your entire head is covered in fur! What would you do with a hat?\\
'''Tails:''' Wear it, duh.\\
'''Shadow:''' Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
* In ''Webcomic/SexyLosers'', Mark and (chronic masturbator) Mike have this early exchange:
-->'''Mark:''' What are you doing...jerking off to your smut rags?\\
'''Mike:''' No, I'm jerking off to the idea of sucking your fat cock.\\
'''Mike:''' Of course it's a smut rag, you witless fuck.
* In [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20110325 this]] ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' Tarvek asks what is actually a perfectly reasonable question but [[GeniusLoci The Castle]] treats it as this trope.
--> '''Tarvek:''' But why are there mechanical squid in the cistern?\\
'''[[GeniusLoci The Castle:]]''' Why is everyone so surprised about that? [[LiteralMinded Where else would we keep them?]]
* In [[http://www.molebashed.com/post/126480343354/as-i-stated-before-my-view-of-hospitals-and-their this episode of]] ''Webcomic/{{MOLEBASHED}}'', Wes asks a doctor, "So at what point do the machines start beeping and the doctors start yelling and stuff?"
* In ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell'', this was part of Fiona's initial reaction when she found she'd been moved into a different room when Bruno moved in with Corrie at her mansion.
-->'''Fiona:''' Bruno?\\
'''Corrie:''' No, [[Creator/KanyeWest Kanye Wren]]. Of course, Bruno!
* Brazilian website ''Kibeloco'' has a comic story where a guy invites his girlfriend to watch a moviewith him. After he says the title is [="Tubarões Assassinos"=] (Killer Sharks), she asks what the movie is about and he says it's about [[SarcasmMode a horse who wants to be a singer]].

[[folder:Web Original]]
* ''Website/NotAlwaysRight'', a website about bizarre customers, has too many examples of this trope to list.
* And in a similar vein, [[http://community.livejournal.com/customers_suck/29221674.html this post]] from the LiveJournal community "customers_suck".
* And [[http://forum.egosoft.com/viewtopic.php?p=3992818#3992818 this one]] from the [[VideoGame/{{X}} Egosoft]] forum. Ego's latest game, ''VideoGame/XRebirth'' has had a release date of RealSoonNow since roughly March 2011, and that thread is basically endless "When's it coming out?" A page later, the one Egosoft employee who interacts with the forum on a regular basis rounds up a dozen or so of his coworkers to come onto the forum and say, [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} "I'm still alive."]]
* ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'' has two examples: during the review of ''Clones of Bruce Lee'', a character mentions Creator/BruceLee and another character asks "The actor?". Spoony sarcastically responds, "No, the golfer." Later, during Spoony's review of ''Ripper'', a character mentions that technology similar to what the Ripper (a serial killer) is using was recently stolen from her. The main character asks, "And you think the Ripper did it?"
-->'''Spoony!Dr. Burton:''' [[SarcasmMode No, I think Ryan Seacrest did it]] YES I THINK THE RIPPER DID IT!
* During one of ''Creator/RoosterTeeth'''s podcasts, [[Creator/GavinFree Gavin]] mentions having a frozen egg thrown [[GroinAttack at his balls once]].
-->'''Burnie''': Why would they go through the trouble of freezing an egg?
-->'''Gavin''': Because it fucking hurts!
* In ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', after Perfect Cell kicks [[ButtMonkey Krillin]] through a plateau.
-->'''Trunks:''' Krillin, are you all right?!\\
'''Krillin:''' ''(Pained whimper)''\\
'''Trunks:''' Do you need a Senzu Bean?\\
'''Krillin:''' ''(Pained whimper)''\\
'''Trunks:''' You're right, that is a stupid question.
* Film Brain, in ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown'', reviewing the movie ''Bear'':
-->'''Character 1:''' I'm pregnant.\\
'''Character 2:''' You're with child?\\
'''Film Brain:''' [[SarcasmMode No, she's going to give birth to a rubber chicken]] - OF COURSE SHE'S WITH CHILD!
* In the ''{{Rifftrax}}'' live showing of ''Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate,'' Mike is introducing the film:
-->'''Mike:''' "The film tonight, is, of course, Manos..."
-->'''Bill:''' "The Hands of Fate?"
-->'''Mike:''' "No, actually this is a different Manos: a delightful Creator/{{Pixar}} film - ''of course it's the Hands of Fate!''"

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* A backwards example where Skipper gets sick of a stupid answer and returns with a stupid ''question'' happens in ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', Sting Operation.
-->'''Skipper:''' What do you make of it, Kowalski?\\
'''Kowalski:''' I'm not sure, Skipper. It could be ''anything.''\\
'''Skipper:''' Oh really? Could it be Alaska?\\
'''Kowalski:''' No, it's probably not--\\
'''Skipper:''' Are you saying Alaska might be stuck upside down to the clock tower of my zoo?\\
'''Kowalski:''' I guess--\\
'''Skipper:''' Because I think people would notice if the entire state of Alaska just... packed up and... moved to the zoo!\\
'''Kowalski:''' All right, maybe it couldn't be ''anything!''
* ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]''
** Solomon Grundy gives Superman a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown that involves -- among other things -- punching him through several buildings, smashing him between two cars, and tossing him through the supports of a suspension bridge. After that last one, Superman climbs out onto a pier, not only bruised and battered but dripping wet as well, and:
--->'''Green Lantern:''' You okay?\\
'''Superman:''' [[SarcasmMode Do I]] ''[[SarcasmMode look]]'' [[SarcasmMode okay?]]
* In the ''Elefun and Friends'' short "A Tangled Tale", Elefun follows a kite string all the way to China, where he and his friends see a panda trying to launch herself across a river [[{{Treebuchet}} using a piece of bamboo]]. The bamboo gets stuck halfway, leaving her dangling and leading to this conversation:
-->'''Elefun:''' Whatcha doing?\\
'''Panda:''' [[SarcasmMode Sipping tea]]. What does it look like I'm doing?\\
'''Spin:''' Sinking.\\
'''Pandarama:''' Who asked you?
* ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes'', Beezy on Heloise's new machine:
-->'''Beezy:''' What is this, dandruff?\\
'''Heloise:''' Yeah, I made a machine that makes dandruff. '''It's snow!'''
* A RunningGag in ''WesternAnimation/DannyPhantom'' would be one of the characters falling, being attacked, thrown or mauled. Cue someone else asking uselessly:
-->"Are you okay?"\\
''([[{{Beat}} stares]])''\\
"Sorry, standard question."
* Happens twice in quick succession in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' episode "Over a Barrel":
-->'''Rainbow Dash:''' Pinkie Pie, you asleep yet?\\
'''Pinkie Pie:''' No. Are you asleep yet?\\
'''Rainbow Dash:''' If I was sleeping, how could I have asked you if you were asleep?\\
'''Pinkie Pie:''' Oh yeah. ''(giggles)''\\
'''Rainbow Dash:''' When we get to Appleloosa, you think we'll have to carry that heavy tree all the way from the train to the orchard?\\
'''Pinkie Pie:''' What tree? You mean Bloomberg?\\
'''Rainbow Dash:''' [[SarcasmMode No, Fluttershy]].\\
'''Pinkie Pie:''' [[SarcasmBlind Fluttershy's not a tree, silly]].\\
'''Fluttershy:''' [[MemeticMutation I'd like to be a tree.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', episode "Temporary Insanity". The Warners are fighting to answer the phone first, causing Mr. Plotz's office (and Mr. Plotz himself) to be wrapped in a telephone cord.
-->'''Mr. Plotz:''' When will all this insanity end?!\\
'''Dot:''' When one of us answers the phone, silly.\\
'''Mr. Plotz:''' I did not know that.
* From ''WesternAnimation/BeastWars:''
-->'''Cheetor, recently having gotten a flying MidSeasonUpgrade he's itching to use:''' You mean fly?\\
'''Rattrap:''' ...''"Do I mean fly"'', NO! I mean take your submarine. ''Of course I mean fly!''
* ''WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle'':
** Boris and Natasha:
--->'''Natasha:''' Boris, did you get blown up by your own bomb again?\\
'''Boris:''' No, I'm up here robbing bird's nests!\\
'''Natasha:''' But why?\\
'''Boris:''' It keeps me off the streets, that's why! About six feet off.
** In another example the "sarcastic" answer is actually [[CassandraTruth the truth]], but the man being answered thinks this trope is what's happening.
--->'''Man:''' Hi there Bullwinkle, what's the rush?\\
'''Bullwinkle:''' We're being chased by a man eating plant!\\
'''Man:''' Well, ask a foolish question, you get a foolish... ''[plant eats him]''
* The animated PunkyBrewster episode "Growing Pain" has Glomer growing in size due to an allergy to pepperoni pizza. He is taken to a gym where he attempts to use a weights machine but is catapulted back and wedged within the bars of the machine:
-->'''Punky:''' Glomer, are you okay?\\
'''Glomer:''' ''[not too pleased]'' Am I looking okay?!
* In the ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'' episode "Operation: CAKED-THREE". Numbuh One was enthusiastic about Numbuh Two's plan to attack the Delightful Children by using a weapon that uses "a kajillion eggs" as ammunition, until...
-->'''Numbuh One:''' This is '''stupid!''' Why did you put the kajillion eggs in ''my'' room?!
-->'''Numbuh Two:''' Well, I certainly wasn't going to put them in ''my'' room.
* Max Goof on ''WesternAnimation/GoofTroop'' did this with his friend PJ after he had collapsed into a covered trench behind him back-first onto a pipe.
--> '''Max''': You okay?\\
'''PJ''': Oh, yeah, yeah. This rusty metal pipe broke my fall!
* WesternAnimation/BugsBunny:
** In "Hare Way To The Stars," after he finds he's been shot into outer space as a meteor streaks by him:
--->'''Bugs:''' What was dat? ''[gets hit by a satellite]'' Well, ask a silly question...
** A pumpkin gets sprung from its catapult and lands square on WesternAnimation/FoghornLeghorn's head:
--->"Ask a silly question and you get a silly answer."
* Inverted in ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', where the "sarcastic answer" is correct:
-->'''Mort:''' Wait, those are suppositories. Have you been eating them?\\
'''Peter:''' No, I've been shoving them up my butt!
* In ''WesternAnimation/MikeTysonMysteries'', when everyone meets Buzz Aldrin, the astronaut who is wearing a jacket that has his name and the NASA logo.
-->'''Pigeon''': Hey, your jacket says "Buzz Aldrin". You're not the astronaut Buzz Aldrin, are you?\\
'''Buzz Aldrin''': No, I'm the jazz singer Buzz Aldrin. Of course I'm the astronaut.
* A rare one involving Mandy from ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'' when Irwin returns after being eaten by a giant bug. He now appears to be smelly as well.
-->'''Mandy''': Irwin? But I saw that bug swallow you. How did you get out?
-->'''Irwin''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Try not to think about it too hard, yo.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible:'' Hego reacts to encountering an old enemy:
-->'''Hego:''' Electronique? You broke out of the [[TailorMadePrison specially constructed non-conductive plastic prison]]?\\
'''Mego:''' No, she's still there. ''Of course'' she broke out, you big dolt!
* In one ''Astronut'' cartoon, "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Telestar" Astronut accidentally brings down a satellite. Two crooks get it and decide to hold the satellite for ransom. Astronut solves the problem by using his ship's tractor beam to pull the satellite back into orbit…''while the crooks are holding it.'' The short ends with the crooks sitting on the satellite as it floats through space, whereupon one crook asks the other, "I know this is a stupid question, Clyde, but, how are we gonna explain this to our parole officer?"
* In ''WesternAnimation/CowAndChicken'', Cousin Boneless claims that he few recon kites in 'Nam. Though given [[SurrealHumor how silly the show is]], his response could be construed as completely sincere.
-->'''Cow & Chicken:''' Vietnam?\\
'''Boneless:''' No, Nam, Wisconsin.
* Shaggy and Scooby while investigating a gypsy camp in ''WesternAnimation/TheScoobyDooAndScrappyDooShow'':
-->'''Shaggy:''' Like, what are we supposed to find in a gypsy camp?
-->'''Scooby:''' Rhypsies?