->''"When I said you oughta marry me, when I said that we should settle down,''\\
''Well, I was pullin' your leg there, honey, I was just foolin' around!''\\
''I never meant to upset you, darling, I never meant to hurt anyone,''\\
''I was only kidding, baby, why don't you just put down that gun?"''
-->-- '''Music/WeirdAlYankovic''', "''I Was Only Kidding''"

For anyone who has burned out after one love song that TastesLikeDiabetes too many, the cure is obvious: the '''Anti-Love Song'''. This medicine comes in several flavors:

* The hate song, where you croon about your heart-breaking desire to kill somebody.
* [[StylisticSuck The overdone song]], where the lyrics get [[PurpleProse so purple]] you have to laugh.
* The subliminal message song, which sounds like a love song... at first.
* The weird context song, where you sing a straight love song, in circumstances that really don't fit.
* The mocking BaitAndSwitch song, where you sing to the person about how they are truly and wholeheartedly loved for all their character flaws by... well, someone who certainly isn't you.

It is likely that the subliminal song will be {{mis|aimedFandom}}understood by at least half of the people who hear it, who will think it's a straight love song. This is especially true of advertisers, who will often [[RepurposedPopSong use it without realizing what the lyrics mean]].

On the other hand, some people get the joke and love it so much that they still use it unironically.

'''Normal breakup songs do not belong here.''' They have [[BreakupSong their own entry]]. Look at Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone": it's a breakup song, and it talks about how happy and free she is now, so it must go here, right? Wrong. It's not humorous, and it's not a parody of a love song. This is about music with some humor about it, even if it's black humor.

Compare AntiChristmasSong, SpoofAesop. See also LyricalDissonance. Contrast SillyLoveSongs.



[[folder:Comedy / Parody]]
* Music/TomLehrer was the pioneer and undisputed master of the AntiLoveSong. In the late 1950s and early 1960s, in his albums ''Music/SongsByTomLehrer'' and ''Music/AnEveningWastedWithTomLehrer'', he traumatized generations with songs like:
** "When You Are Old and Gray":
--->''Since I still appreciate you\\
Let's find love while we may\\
Because I know I'll hate you\\
When you are old and gray''
** "I Hold Your Hand in Mine":
--->''My joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here\\
But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir''
** The bleeding-purple "The Masochism Tango":
--->''At your command\\
Before you here, I stand\\
My heart is in my hand--Ecch!''
* Virginia O'Brien sang the dysfunctional torch song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLNql9aAjf0 "Say That We're Sweethearts Again",]] later covered by Dorothy Shay (the "Park Avenue Hillbillie") and [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries Harley Quinn.]]
* Music/WeirdAlYankovic does at least one of these on every album, such as "I Was Only Kidding" and "I'm So Sick of You". He's parodied every sub-genre, too, from Prince's leers in "Wanna Be Ur Lover" (''I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?'') to break-up songs in "You Don't Love Me Anymore" (''I still remember the way that you laughed / when you threw me down the elevator shaft''), "One More Minute" (''I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue / Than spend one more minute with you''), and "Since You've Been Gone" (''I feel almost as bad as I did / when you were still here''). He also wrote a mild-affection-song, "Good Enough For Now."
** Possibly the funniest one of these is "Do I Creep You Out?", a [[StalkerWithACrush stalker-related]] parody of overblown love songs (and specifically ''Series/AmericanIdol''-winner Taylor Hicks' song "Do I Make You Proud"):
--->''I like to feel the warm spot on your chair\\
Sometimes I drool\\
And usually I stare\\
My precious one\\
I saved that gum\\
That you threw in the garbage!''
** From the same album ''Confessions Part 3'' continues the theme of confessions by being way too honest with his significant other.
** "Melanie" was an earlier StalkerWithACrush style love ballad that ends with [[spoiler: him jumping out of the 16th story window above her apartment to get her attention. He may be dead but he still loves her]].
** "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cBcSok7K5Y Pancreas]]", about...well...a guy who loves his pancreas.
* The Arrogant Worms wrote the weird context "Log Into You," about a computer geek with pick-up lines like ''I gotta open up your motherboard -- put my Pentium inside''.
* TheAxisOfAwesome's "How to Write a Love Song" is a parody of R&B love ballads, right down to commenting on a [[AWildRapperAppears random spoken word section]], a [[TruckDriversGearChange key change]] and the various elements in the music video.
* Music/MotleyCrue wrote a song called "This Ain't A Love Song" in their ''Saints of Los Angeles'' album
* The Capitol Steps did exactly the same joke as the Arrogant Worms in "Nerd Perfect Blues" and "Yuppie Love".
* Da Vinci's Notebook has the weird-context "Window-Washing Cowboy," which is by far the most tragic tale about doomed love you will ever hear, if you only hear songs about window washers. They also wrote "Title Of The Song," the perfect generic love song for all occasions.
* There's a good reason Music/StephenLynch rebuffs enthusiastic female applause when he announces he's going to sing a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4bdqF5gwVw "song for the ladies..."]]
* Music/MitchBenn does a lot of these. In "Imagine You Were Mine" the singer is a StalkerWithACrush, and the final verse reveals he's composing this in prison, having broken the restraining order. "Now He's Gone" is a parody of 1950s TeenageDeathSongs songs like "The Leader of the Pack", about a girl who kills her boyfriends before they can cheat on her. "These Ghoulish Things" is a gothic song with a man describing somebody as various horrible things in a complementary way, and then getting confused when she takes offense.
* Creator/SamKinison's infamous "You Fucking Whore" (preceded by his equally infamous "emotional tampon" rant) expresses how every guy has felt after a bad break-up, but wouldn't admit for fear of seeming like a {{Jerkass}}.
* Bill Bailey's love ballad, which "encompasses all aspects of love; betrayal, hatred and depression." It shifts from a traditional ballad to a vitrolic parody halfway through, (and the cute moment of watching a duck in the park comes back):
--> The duck lies shredded in a pancake / Soaking in the hoi sin of your lies...
* The works of Music/PDQBach include a few such songs, such as "My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth", "The Queen To Me A Royal Pain Doth Give", and "Jane, My Jane" (''For your hair is your crown (which you remove when you retire) / and your breath is like down (wind of a compost heap on fire)...'')
* Also in the classical genre is Paul Sjolund's "Love Lost," settings of four great(?) anti-love poems.
--->''When you're away\\
I'm restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected.\\
Only here's the rub, my darling dear:\\
I feel the same when you are here.''
* On the album for ''[[Series/TheColbertReport A Colbert Christmas]]: [[ChristmasSpecial The Greatest Gift of All]]'', there's the song "A Cold, Cold Christmas". Colbert sings about a breakup wishing death upon the girl who broke up on him to extreme degrees. Sample lyrics:
-->''You hung up my heart like a stocking/Then went and stuffed it with coal/Now I want a cold, cold Christmas/To gnaw at the depths of your soul''.
** There's also Stephen and the Colberts' [[{{Main/Retraux}} 80s hit]] "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)", which has the subtext of being a song about a girl Colbert is stalking.
* Wilco's "Via Chicago" begins: "I dreamed about killing you again last night/ and it felt alright to me."
* Robby Roadsteamer's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uTm7vDtoVY "I Hope You Get Ugly In Heaven"]] is a power-ballad duet where Robby offers up some already skewed romantic sentiment ("I hope you get ugly in heaven/ 'cause you might love someone, someone like me"), which guest vocalist Heidi Lee bluntly rebuffs:
--> ''I hope you don't call me in heaven\\
'Cause you were '''creepy''' back on earth\\
I hope they have counseling in heaven\\
'Cause maybe that'd help you take it down a notch''
** Even his complete non-sequitur reference to Pee-wee Herman is followed by her impassioned cry of "I love Pee-wee Herman/ but I doooooonnnn't love yooooooooouuuuu!"
* Lily Tomlin and Music/BarryManilow released the appropriately titled "Last Duet" as seen by the introductory lines:
--> '''Lily''': You [[{{Jerkass}} creep]]\\
Into my heart\\
And make my heart burn\\
'''Barry''': You [[YourCheatingHeart sneak]]\\
Into my mind\\
And make my head ache\\
'''Both''': [[CannotSpitItOut There are things I long to tell you]]\\
'''Lily''': You're much [[DumbBlonde too blond]]\\
'''Barry''': [[CatchingSomeZs You snore]]\\
'''Both''': Look \\
It's time to face the music\\
'''Barry''': Bye bye\\
'''Lily''': Don't [[StockSoundEffects slam the door]]\\
And I don't want\\
'''Barry''': I don't want\\
'''Lily''': I don't want\\
'''Barry''': I don't want\\
'''Both''': [[FinishingEachOthersSentences No, I don't want your flowers anymore]]!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 "Jizz In My Pants".]] Anybody?
** Music/TheLonelyIsland also have "Dreamgirl", which starts out as a love song about an ugly, insane girl with bad fashion sense ("Yo, you're a vision in sweats with the neon pouch, half-eaten squirrel hanging out of your mouth"), and by the end suddenly becomes a love song about ''Chex Mix''.
** "Dick In A Box" may also be an example.
* "Happy Birthday Fungus Face" by Music/DaYoopers.
* Music/TimMinchin assures his love that if he didn't have her, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xu-eXl1XYQ he'd probably have someone else]].
** Although this one is less "anti-love" (he's at pains to express that he does love his wife, to whom the song's addressed) as it is "anti-stupid ideas about love like that everyone has exactly one soulmate with whom they fall in love instantly and permanently instead of forging a powerful connection over time with shared experience".
** Minchin himself insists that the song is not about love at all, but about math. The lyrics are based on statistics, not cynicism.
*** Then of course there's his very genuine love song ''to an inflatable sex doll''. And two-thirds of his other songs...
*** "Nothing Can Stop Us Now" is particularly effective thanks to the refreshingly realistic final line.
** "You Grew On Me" might seem like this, but gets [[SubvertedTrope subverted]], and you have to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEdBIbE_x2U listen to it]] to see how comparing love to a ''tumor'' can describe true love and not come over as an AntiLoveSong.
* The German artist [[PunnyName Farin Urlaub]] has a song titled "Phänomenal Egal", which narrates the singer's phenomenal indifference the singer feels towards his girlfriend.
** Though if you read between the lines, it becomes clear that this is actually a true-blue love song in disguise. WordOfGod says Farin wanted to write a straightforward love ballad, but thought he couldn't make it sound cool enough, hence the denying lyrics.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngRq82c8Baw It's the one-semester-of-Spanish, Spanish love song!]]''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6hiKSJvHl4 This song]] compares a boy's laugh to a "constipated monkey".
* On Series/{{SCTV}}, Dave Thomas and Catherine O'Hara do a brilliantly caustic, chipper impression of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM_igxqu3n4 Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme]].
* Amy Rigby's "Cynically Yours", pretty much what it sounds like: "At the end of the day / I've got nothing good to say / But you don't suck / So I'm cynically yours".
* A possible UrExample of this type of song was written in 1913, "And The Green Grass Grew All Around", not to be confused with the similarly titled nursery rhyme "The Green Grass Grew All Around", although it's also somewhat a spoof of the latter, which was written just a year before. The song involves little Johnny Green and little Sally Brown, starting out all innocently enough like a cute little Edwardian era love song before we see hints of what's to come. Wealthy little Johnny promises to take care of Sally and share his wealth, seeing as how he already gave her a lot of gold. The second verse is a BigLippedAlligatorMoment discussing Johnny and Sally buying a "Ford machine" and getting into a violent hit and run accident with a butcher cart. Instead of "green grass grew all around" it's "lamb chops/spare ribs flew all around", and the accident injured the poor butcher quite graphically possibly even killed him, apparently they heard his kidneys rupture, and his ribs were broken and his heart was physically damaged (although "broke his ribs and heart" could have been a heartbreak metaphor, although in the context it's unlikely). Third verse rejoins our lovebirds after marriage, and we find out that the meal they cook together isn't so tender of a moment when she poisoned his biscuits which kills him. The end is a sad version of the chorus with the last line an inappropriately happy version. So we have gold digging black widows, vehicular homicide, and graphic deaths described in great detail.[[SarcasmMode Yeah, that's really a clean, wholesome innocent song about the 1910s.]]
* [[OlderThanTheyThink Just a couple of years before]] "And The Green Grass Grew All Around", H. H. Munro imagined [[http://www.classicreader.com/book/1896/1/ a song writer who was so bored with writing endless glurge]] that he penned the following:
-->How you bore me, Florrie,
-->With those eyes of vacant blue;
-->You'll be very sorry, Florrie,
-->If I marry you.
-->Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,
-->This I swear is true,
-->I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,
-->If I marry you.
* The immortal Creator/AnnaRussell recorded "Miserable", a TorchSong parody in which she sings of how awful it is to be happy ''without'' her lover and how she'd much rather be miserable (or as she renders it, "mizz-urr-ubb-ull") ''with'' him.
* "U Stink But [[CardiovascularLove I (Heart) U]]" by Mucky Pup, which was originally credited to [[ComicStrip/BloomCounty Billy And The Boingers]], appearing on a flexidisk record along with "We're The Boingers" in ''Billy And The Boingers: Bootleg''.
* John Forster's "Way Down Deep (You're Shallow)" deserves a mention, as it's ostensibly a love song between two utterly-superficial people who claim to love one another ''because'' there's nothing in the other to love.
* Australian comedian Music/KatMcSnatch's "Love" is a song of hatred towards love itself. She even wonders "why everybody wants it".
* Creator/BoBurnham's "Repeat Stuff", which is all about taking the piss out of vapid commercialized "appeal to as general an audience as possible" pop love songs.
* Music/BigBadBosses has two examples:
** "Angel" starts out as a typical love song with Sephiroth picking up a woman at a club, [[spoiler: but everything is sent completely off the rails when he summons Meteor to destroy the planet.]]
** "Capture You" seems normal at first, but near the end it's revealed that the song's about Ganon [[spoiler:[[FoeYay wanting to have sex with Link]].]]
* The song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmbLB4OIuao "Settle for Me"]] from ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend'' is all about how Greg knows that he's not what Rebecca ''really'' wants, but that she should settle for him anyway. "I know I'm only second place in this game. / But like 2% milk / Or Seitan beef / I almost taste the same!"

* Music/NataliaKills' song "Break You Hard". The opening lyrics are: "This is not a love song, honey if you want one better turn it off."
* Future Bible Heroes, "I'm Lonely (And I Love It)." ''I'm lonely and I love it / If only I'd dreamed of it / I'd have broken up with you so long ago...''
* "Only This Moment" by Röyksopp can be interpreted in many ways, but these lyrics stand out:
--> I know I might lose you by taking the chance
--> But love without pain isn't really romance...
* La Roux's song "Tigerlily" is sung from the perspective of a StalkerWithACrush, though this might not become apparent until you get to the ''very creepy'' spoken-word section:
-->[[ParanoiaFuel Have you ever felt like you're being followed?]]\\
[[ParanoiaFuel Or watched the ones that held your stare?]]\\
[[ParanoiaFuel Turned around to see who's behind you to find there's no-one there?]]\\
Lurking in the dark, there's someone who breathes you night and day\\
There's a friend who wants so much more\\
[[IfICantHaveYou And if they can't have you, they'll never let you walk away...]]
* Music/FrouFrou, "Close Up"
* Music/{{IAMX}}'s song "Missile" is about a destructive relationship.
* Music/TheCrystallineEffect, "When You're Asleep".
* Music/MarkusSchulz's "Nothing Without Me", which is sung from the perspective of a {{Yandere}} who claims her 'beloved' is [[TitleDrop nothing without her]].

* The Flemish folk group Laïs had the very upbeat song "'t Smidje" (The Blacksmith) that chronicles the memories of a blacksmith who wants to get married but ends up with a worse deal than being alone:
-->''She's the most beautiful of all women
-->''but she's such a serpent''
-->''She never shuts her yap''
-->''She's never content''
-->''I've had it with being married''
-->''Why can't I be a widower''
-->''I'll stay in a corner''
-->''And keep myself out of danger.''
* Ben Taylor's [[http://www.daytrotter.com/dt/ben-taylor-concert/20030408-3737746.html "Wicked Way"]]
* Surprisingly averted by Music/TomWaits with the song "I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You" about a lonely bar patron who falls for a woman who is also there alone.
** Many of Waits' songs from his early years skit the edge between this trope and tender or touching love songs. His songs are often sad or gritty, depicting couples in rough points in their relationships, sadness after a relationship has ended, or lamenting what could have been.
* "Poison & Wine" by Music/TheCivilWars is a rather poignant song about being in a caustic relationship with someone you can't help but love anyway. The majority of the song is just the mantra "''I don't love you, but I always will''" repeated over and over.
** They did it again with "The One that Got Away", in which both parties wish they could go back in time and make it so that they'd never met.
* "Lemon Tree", written by Will Holt and performed by many other singers. (It was based on the Brazilian folk song "Meu limão, meu limoeiro".)
* "The Errant Apprentice" by Bill Watkins and Andy M. Stewart is about a man who becomes a soldier to impress his girl, only to learn [[AbsenceMakesTheHeartGoYonder she married another]]. He gets into a fight with the other guy, but on learning he's outmatched quickly decides ScrewThisImOuttaHere His conclusion:
-->For there's many things worth tryin' for,\\
And occasionally worth lyin' for,\\
But there's bugger all worth dyin' for,\\
So I'll stick to the single life.
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi_mSrvy52Q Don't Get Married, Girls]]" written by Leon Rosselon and most famously performed by Music/TheDubliners, warns women against marriage in general.

[[folder:Hip-Hop / Rap]]
* The Music/InsaneClownPosse can arguably be said to have ''never'' done a straight-up love song. One rather notable example is "Another Love Song", which features Violent J singing, in full "romantic" style, about how he plans to murder his girlfriend because she cheats on him.
* The Rondo Brothers' "Still Your Ghost" features a sultry female vocalist and an up-tempo beat. Only a few lines in, it's clear that the singer is an obsessed StalkerWithACrush for a guy she didn't mean anything to.
* Music/{{Eminem}}'s "Superman" certainly sounds like a love song until you listen to those words. "Crazy In Love" fits too.
** Eminem actually has several of these, most of which were directed at his ex-wife, Kim.
* [[OneHitWonder Eamon's ''Fuck It'']].
* Likewise, Music/CeeLoGreen's ''Fuck You'' has a similar vibe.
* Tyler, the Creator from Music/{{OFWGKTA}} made the ode "Sarah" from ''Bastard''
-->I wanna tie her body up and throw her in my basement\\
and keep her there, so nobody could wonder where her face went...
** 'She' might also count. Frank Ocean's vocals in the chorus make it sound like a slow jam, but Tyler's rap is about stalking the object of his affections:
--> One, two, you're the girl that I want\\
Three, four, five, six, seven, shit\\
Eight is the bullets if you say no after all this\\
And I just couldn't take it, you're so motherfucking gorgeous.\\
Gorgeous, baby you're gorgeous\\
I just wanna drag your lifeless body to the forest\\
And fornicate with it but that's because I'm in love with you, cunt..
* Music/{{Cage}}'s "I Never Knew You", about a man who falls in love with a woman he sees across the street and proceeds to stalk and murder her.
* Reggae rapper Snow has a song called "[[TropeNamers Anti-Love Song]]".
* [=CunninLynguists'=] "Enemies with Benefits" is about a friends-with-benefits scenario that has turned sour because the parties have developed feelings towards one another, but don't want to admit it and potentially destroy the setup, so they have largely adversarial interactions aside from the sex.
* [[Music/MFDoom Madvillain's]] [[Music/{{Madvillainy}} "Fancy Clown"]] is a song featuring DOOM's Viktor Vaughn persona railing at his (ex-)lover after finding out she had an affair... with DOOM.

[[folder:Inside Fiction]]
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmOuvh0I0ZE&feature=related Icky Vicky]]" from ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''.
* [[Literature/HarryPotter Wizard Rock]] band Split Seven Ways has a song called "Sour Grapes" which may or may not fit into this. In it, Draco Malfoy complains about Harry with lines like: ''It takes more to win the war than sheer dumb luck / If he's not got his friends around to think for him then he's stuck''. But the song's full title is "Sour grapes, or a [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation Passive-aggressive Love Song]]".
* Harley Quinn sings "Say That We're Sweethearts Again" (see Comedy/Parody) in the ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'' episode "Harlequinade".
* Bart writes a quick one in ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Stark Raving Dad", quoted above.
** To the music of the "Colonel Bogey March" (AKA "The song from ''Film/BridgeOverTheRiverKwai''")
* On ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', Doctor Doofenshmirtz and Perry the Platypus have sung multiple songs about their FoeRomanceSubtext. Doofenshmirtz also did a song (called "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72_AwLOUT8g Evil Love]]") about falling in love with another supervillain.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/SpaceGhostCoastToCoast'' spinoff ''WesternAnimation/TheBrakShow'', Zorak suddenly acquires a singing voice in the episode "War Next Door". He uses it to croon out such tender ballads as "I'm Gonna Kick Your Ass" and "My Heart Is Full Of Hatred And Loathing". And the audience loves it. After the former song, he even tells the audience outright that "I mean it! I hate you all!"... and they ''still'' eat it up!
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P20SluuGGz8&feature=related Free Love Freeway]]" by Ricky Gervais (or possibly David Brent, his character on the British version of ''Series/{{The Office|UK}}'') is a bona fide and incredibly enthusiastic love song... and also an incredibly silly one.
* Adam Sandler's character in ''Film/TheWeddingSinger'' explains that he wrote the first half of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTnq268y2ms this song]] when he was with his ex, and the second half after she left him at the altar:
-->''You don't know how much I need you.''
-->''While you're near me, I don't feel blue.''
-->''And when we kiss I know you need me too.''
-->''I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.'' \\
[key change]\\
''But it all was bullshit!''
-->''It was a goddamn joke!''
-->''And when I think of you, Linda''
-->''I hope you fucking choke!''
-->''I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.''
-->''I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.''
-->''You left me here, all alone, tears running constantly.''
-->''Oh would somebody kill me please? Somebody kill me please!''
-->''I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please!''
-->''Kill me!''
-->''I want to die!''
-->''Put a bullet in my heeeeaaaad!''
** Not to mention "Casualties of Love" in the musical version.
-->''Cause, trust me, love always ends''
-->''You'll be fat, divorced, and broke''
-->''While she has sex with all of your friends''
* In the ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' episode "Christian Rock Hard" Cartman embarks on a quest to get rich writing Christian Rock songs, using the formula of taking ordinary pop songs and [[CriticalResearchFailure replacing the word "Baby" with the word "Jesus"]]. The result is a series of [[GodIsLoveSongs creepy songs that make it sound like the singer is]] ''[[GodIsLoveSongs physically]]'' [[GodIsLoveSongs in love with Jesus]], with lyrics like "Crawl into my bed, Jesus, and let's keep each other warm tonight."
* Jason once wrote one of these to his sister Paige in ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot.'' HilarityEnsues when it gets mixed up with a love poem his father wrote to his wife.
* On ''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}'', Pickles the Drummer's old band Snakes 'n Barrels recorded the song "Don't Make Me Kill You", which is on the special edition ''Dethalbum''. The lyrics make it sound like it's about a guy who is horribly, horribly abusive, and is constantly ''this'' close to straight up killing his girlfriend. The ''music'', however, makes it sound like your typical 80s-Early 90s love ballad.
* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' has a tie-in website [[http://tedmosbyisajerk.com here]] with one of these on the home page. The singer alternates between seething hatred and being Barney's [who was masquerading as Ted] StalkerWithACrush. Oh, and it goes for twenty minutes, getting progressively crazier as it goes along.
* In ''Series/That70sShow'' Hyde tells Jackie an Anti Love Haiku:
-->My heart aches with pain.\\
When I see you, I vomit.\\
Die away from me.
* Most of the songs in ''VideoGame/{{Xenosaga}}'' are like this, which is quite appropriate, given that pretty much every member of the main cast has had their lives royally screwed up by love in the past one way or another.
* The film ''Film/TeamAmericaWorldPolice'' features the song "The End of an Act". It's half love song, half dissing of Creator/MichaelBay's ''Film/PearlHarbor''.
-->I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark\\
When he made Pearl Harbor\\
I miss you more than that movie missed the point\\
And that's an awful lot girl\\
And now, now you've gone away\\
And all I'm trying to say is\\
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you.
* "Still Alive," the now-famous ending theme of ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'', is an unusually passive-aggressive example.
* PlayedWith in ''Disney/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar''. [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Iago]] sings "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMrbT4Ycv1A Forget About Love]]," but it's actually [[ReversePsychology a ploy]] to get Jasmine to forgive Aladdin for lying to her. Naturally, it's transformed into a legitimate love song between the couple by the end.
* Inverted in Disney's ''Disney/{{Hercules}}'', where Meg's song "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_bEWXs_FX4 I Won't Say (I'm In Love)]]" is meant to angrily indicate she's not only not interested in Hercules, but in men in general, but naturally by the end of the song she finally admits to herself she is.
-->''At least out loud / I won't say I'm in love.''
* The VillainSong "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k32VKO-YZfk Don't Fall in Love]]" from the ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeastTheEnchantedChristmas''.
* In ''Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall'', the protagonist sings [[SelfDeprecation one to himself.]]
--> Everybody hates you.../everybody wishes that you were dead/ 'Cause Peter you suck,/ Peter you suck/ Peter your music is fucking terrible...
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0ciSjthE6M title song]] for ''Film/DiamondsAreForever'' is an ode to love sucking and [[MoneySong jewelry being awesome]].
* Music/TheJGeilsBand's "Love Stinks" is a clear example. It was even sung by Adam Sandler in ''Film/TheWeddingSinger'', mentioned above!
* In Creator/{{Saki}}'s short story, "The Secret Sin of Septimus Brope," the protagonist writes the following:
-->How you bore me, Florrie,\\
With those eyes of vacant blue;\\
You'll be very sorry, Florrie,\\
If I marry you.\\
Though I'm easy-goin', Florrie,\\
This I swear is true,\\
I'll throw you down a quarry, Florrie,\\
If I marry you.
* In one ''Series/TheDickVanDykeShow'' episode when his usually-shy brother performed songs while sleepwalking, one of his personas was the teen rock 'n roll singing sensation Skid Row. One of his "ballads" was this song:
-->My heart told me that I should get a wife\\
My heart told me I was in a rut\\
My heart told me I should get a wife\\
I wish my heart would keep its big mouth shut!.
* "Dumped Over a Text Message" from WebVideo/LookAVlog.
* ''WesternAnimation/RockAndRule'' features Omar's band singing one of these at a talent night.
* ''WesternAnimation/FernGullyTheLastRainforest'' features a lizard singing a highly sexualised song about devouring a shrunken man. [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment With no reason. And it never comes up again.]]
* In ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'' the Libram of Love Songs allows you to create love songs of Disturbing Obession, Icy Revenge, Naughty Innuendo, etc.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheLooneyTunesShow'': "We Are In Love", aka the Ode to Stalking, alternates between StalkerWithACrush Lola singing about how in love they are, and OnlySaneMan Bugs singing about how it's ''friggin' creepy'' that she taps his phone lines and spends all night outside his house staring in through the windows with a [[SlasherSmile terrifying grin]].
* The musical numbers in ''{{Series/Galavant}}'' thrive on LyricalDissonance, so it's no surprise that ''every'' love song in the first season comes in some flavor of this. To list a few, there's one where Galavant and Isabel affectionately list each other's flaws, another where Madelena sings about how she loves Galavant as much as any sociopathic narcissist can, and a third where Gwynne and the Chef cheerfully plot to murder their bosses:
-->Let's spike the soup with some arsenic!
-->Just a few droplets like thus.
-->Serve, and each Blueblood will die as they spew blood,
-->A happy ending for us!
* WebAnimation/HomestarRunner
** In the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "making out", Strong Bad has apparently composed a make-out jam called "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)".
** In "marzipan", Marzipan sings a song about Strong Bad... with the lyrics "I really don't like him at all".
* ''{{Film/La La Land}}'s'' "A Lovely Night" is basically a BelligerentSexualTension song with lyrics about how said night is wasted on two people who have no feelings for each other.
* "Love is an Open Door" from ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'' ''sounds'' like a typical upbeat Disney love duet, but it becomes this due to later revelations: [[spoiler:Anna is genuine but so desperate for affection that she's not thinking straight, while Hans is just sucking up to her until he can claim her kingdom]].

* Music/{{Skyclad}}'s "Little Miss Take":
-->You can't be accused of procrastination,\\
one brief separation - the dream went stale,\\
You sever all ties with a swift laceration.\\
leave so many loose-ends- (thereby hangs my tale).\\
Were you scared that the truth could have made you fatter?\\
The Queen of Hearts - you dealt me a pack of lies,\\
then laughed in my face like it didn't matter,\\
that you'd crossed my head and I hoped to die\\
Both sickened to learn (and yet glad to discover).\\
that Venus once held me with (ch) arms so fake\\
I'd have once sold my soul for this faithless lover,\\
now I couldn't give a damn for my little Miss Take.
* Music/TypeONegative has a fair amount of these, the best known of them being "Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity".
* Music/SonataArctica have done four songs that tell the tale of a stalker, 3 of which are straight examples. "The End of This Chapter" is the original one, explaining why in "Caleb" he's stalking the woman and exploring his feelings. In "Don't Say a Word" he finally decides to kill his former love. In "Juliet" he has killed her, rejoices and takes a poison so that they can be together in the afterlife, only to find that she is NotQuiteDead.
** Aside from that, there's "Letters to Dana" which is a SlutShaming song (his childhood crush grew up to be a Playboy model), "Shy" which is also a stalker song (he references Dana), "Misery" about an unhealthy relationship, "Paid In Full" about realizing and leaving an unhealthy relationship, "San Sebastian" which ends in breakup, "My Selene" which ends in ''suicide''... Sonata Arctica likes this trope almost as much as they like wolves.
* Music/DreamTheater's "Light Fuse and Get Away" portrays a cynical man who has been dumped so many times that he considers relationships a waste of time and one-night stands a more attractive option ("No gain no pain / When it's lust to dust you can crawl from the wreckage").
* Music/{{Apocalyptica}}'s "Anything But Love" doesn't even pretend for a moment to be a love song. lyrically the song details a female character talking to the man who is going to rape her. She essentially tells him to be as cruel and evil as he wants ("Go on infect me, go on and scare me to death.") and make sure she is traumatized and scared. Because she'd rather that than have him love her.
* Does Music/AvengedSevenfold's "A Little Piece of Heaven" count (certainly a case of LoveMakesYouEvil anyways)? Considering it's about a necrophiliac that kills his girlfriend, eats her heart and then gets killed by her resurrected corpse. Includes such lovely lines as
-->She was never this good in bed even when she was sleeping\\
now she's just so perfect I've never been quite so ***ing deep in
* Music/{{Anthrax}} did a mock love-ballad, "dallabnikufesin", complete with the twelve-string acoustic and the tortured bridge that were stereotypical of the hair bands of the time. There was a line in there about "I didn't mean to hurt you / or sleep with all your friends..." and it ends with the couple reunited just before she gets hit by a truck, to which the singers start mock-sobbing and asking for tissues.
* Music/WithinTemptation: "What Have You Done Now" is both a LoveSong and an Anti-Love Song, about two lovers who are now mortal enemies, but still in love with each other.
* Music/{{Overkill}} wrote a song called "I Hate" about a disgruntled worker's utter contempt for his colleagues, bosses, and customers, and anyone else he comes into contact with.
--> Think I know how you got this far
--> Think I know how you got where you are
--> Think I'll hate ya when you're dead? I know I'll hate ya!
--> Smile to my face, know you'll lie
--> Say I got problems? Ask yourself why!
* Music/{{Testament}} cranks this up to eleven and beyond with their song, "Leave Me Forever." The lyrics end on possibly one of the most venomous and hate filled rants against an ex-girlfriend ever.
-->I can't get away
-->I hope you suffer
-->I won't let love ever drive me insane
-->Unleash the pain laugh as you suffer
-->You turned our love into my ugly shame
-->Sick of your ways sick of the future
-->I take my life back to live it my way
-->Just walk away leave me forever
-->You can't erase all the damage you've done
* "Love?" by [[Music/DevinTownsend Strapping Young Lad]] all but states that love is just a way to avoid loneliness and get sex.
* Where to start with Music/{{Avantasia}}? The Scarecrow Saga has tons of these, such as "What Kind of Love" about rejection and "Your Love is Evil". A dominating theme in the trilogy is the inability of the protagonist to find love or acceptance.
* Psychostick has a couple of these, Throwin' Down is about an obsessive girlfriend, and Orgasm = Love is pretty self explanatory.
* Music/{{Megadeth}}'s song "The Hardest Part Of Letting Go" according to Dave Mustaine ""While everyone writes cheesy love songs, mine are a little different....boy meets girl, girl doesn't like boy, boy kills girl."
** Also done with some humor in "1000 Times Goodbye".
* "One More Fucking Time" by Music/{{Motorhead}} is about a man who is left bitter and cynical after being dumped by his woman.
* Music/{{Halestorm}}'s "Miss the Misery" is an rather angry song about how you don't miss your ex but all the pain and misery they caused you. "It's Not You" is basically a song in which the singer is taunting their ex about they're in a new relationship now.
* "Shallow Grave" by Music/APaleHorseNamedDeath is about a man who murders his girlfriend and buries her in a nameless grave.

* The Reduced Shakespeare Company's ''Millennium Musical'' had "The Hitler/Khan Duet", a spoof of the obligatory Broadway love song by, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Adolf Hitler and Ghengis Khan]].
-->'''Hitler''': I guess that every show needs a song like this.\\
'''Khan''': Fine by me, as long as we don't have to kiss.
* In the musical version of ''Theatre/{{Wicked}}'', Elphaba and Glinda sing a song about one another (titled "What is This Feeling?" but [[RefrainFromAssuming frequently referred to as]] "Loathing") which could almost be a love song if only a few words were tweaked.
--> What is this feeling, so sudden and new?\\
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you\\
My pulse is rushing\\
My head is reeling\\
My face is flushing!\\
What is this feeling? Fervid as a flame\\
Does it have a name?\\
Yes... yes\\
Loathing! Unadulterated loathing!\\
For your face\\
Your voice\\
Your clothing!
* ''Subverted'', weirdly enough, by "Yesterday I Loved You" from ''Once Upon A Mattress'':
-->Yesterday you seemed as lovely to me\\
As anyone ever could be.\\
Now I see what tricks my eyes can play.\\
Yesterday I must have been totally blind,\\
Or else I was out of my mind,\\
For you seem so much lovelier today!\\
My heart cannot be trusted,\\
I give you fair warning.\\
I openly confess\\
Tonight I love you less\\
Than I will tomorrow morning.
** Similar to a line from the [[OlderThanSteam Renaissance poet]] Creator/JohnDonne: ''Methinks I lied all winter when I swore / My love was infinite, if spring makes it more.'' He also wrote some Anti Love Poems, such as "The Apparition".
** Another subversion is Music/JonathanCoulton's "You Ruined Everything", which sounds like it's going to be one of these for the first verse or so, except that it's an unironic song of parental love.
* In the musical ''Out Of This World'', "Cherry Pies Ought To Be You" is first sung by Mercury and Chloe as a perky love duet in ListSong format. It is soon reprised by Nikki and Juno, but with lyrics of a different mood:
-->'''Nikki''': Shooting pains ought to be you.\\
'''Juno''': Addled brains ought to be you.\\
'''Nikki''': Florida, when it rains, ought to be you.\\
'''Juno''': [[TheChikan Pinchers in subway trains]] ought to be you.
* Thou Shalt Not's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LKcjsRkgs0 "True Love"]] is initially a Gothic cabaret-style depiction of former flames meeting for what would appear to be innocent drinks and reminiscences for old times' sake, picks up into [[IfICantHaveYou a drunken, menacing waltz,]] and then, well, [[FromBadToWorse gets worse from there.]]
-->I'll burn with your love like I was Birkenau,\\
I'll conquer your love like you were Poland.\\
I'll act on my love like Pontius Pilate,\\
I'll give you my love like I was Brutus,\\
I'll radiate love like Three-Mile Island,\\
I'll prove you my love like I was Judas.
* The CutSong "Happily Ever After" from ''Company''.
--> Someone to hold you too close\\
Someone to hurt you too deep\\
Someone to love you too hard\\
Happily Ever After\\
Someone to need you too much\\
Someone to read you too well\\
Someone to bleed you of all the things you don't want to tell\\
That's happily ever after\\
Ever, ever, ever after-\\
In hell.
* "Love Song" from the musical ''Love Life'' is a strangely downbeat number sung by a hobo about nobody to nobody.
* Music/LeonardBernstein's ''Literature/Candide'' has "Ring-Around-A-Rosy" (incorporated into the "Auto-Da-Fé" number in the Final Revised Version), a song for the syphilis-stricken Pangloss. Its lyrics are along the same lines as Music/TomLehrer's "I Got It From Agnes," only with a refrain saying love makes the world go round.
* Rodgers and Hart's "To Keep My Love Alive" is not the sentimental torch song one might infer from its title (and that it was one of the last song lyrics Hart wrote before he died), but a ListSong sung by a lady about [[BlackWidow the many, many husbands of hers she's murdered]].
** Rodgers and Hart wrote a few other {{Anti Love Song}}s, one being the duet "Ev'rything I Got" from ''By Jupiter'', which has lines like "I'm not yours for better but for worse." (The reprise is a more standard sort of love song, though a highly martyred one.)
* ''Theatre/AvenueQ'''s "The More You Love Someone (The More You Want To Kill Them)"
* ''Theatre/{{Chicago}}'' has The Cell Block Tango, a song about six "murderesses", detailing their crimes. Their six reasons were, in order, "Popping" gum, Lying about being single, A reaction to a 'jealous rage', (an innocent Hungarian woman whose lover was killed), Cheating on her with her sister, and Cheating on her with random people. Some of the scenarios start out rather romantic.
* In ''Theatre/BloodBrothers'', Eddie serenades Linda with how, if he were [[CannotSpitItOut Mickey]], he'd easily be able to tell her how much he loves her and show how much he cares... but "I'm Not Saying A Word".
-->'''Eddie:''' "Because I'm not."\\
'''Linda:''' "Who?"\\
'''Eddie:''' "''Mickey''."
* "No One Will Ever Love You (Like You Do)" from ''Goldilocks''.
* "Ooh, Do You Love You!" from ''It's a Bird... It's a Plane... It's Superman''.
* "Without You" from ''Theatre/MyFairLady'' has Eliza Doolittle telling Henry Higgins [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin that she's better off without him in her life]]. [[SubvertedTrope Although]], [[MaybeEverAfter the play does end on an ambiguous hint that they may get back together after all]].
* "I'll Never Fall in Love Again", written by Burt Bacharach for the musical ''Promises, Promises'', and famously covered by Dionne Warwick, in which the singer bemoans her own love-life and warns other women off the topic.
* ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'' has "You'll be Back", a song where the singer gloats about how their love interest will regret trying to leave them and come back to them eventually, which is already rather Anti-Love Song-ish enough, but with the added twist that the singer is King George III and the love interest is ''the American colonies''.
-->You'll be back, soon you'll see\\
You'll remember you belong to me\\
You'll be back, time will tell\\
You'll remember that I served you well\\
Oceans rise, empires fall, we have seen each other through it all\\
And when push comes to shove\\
I will send a fully-armed battalion to remind you of my love!
* "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" from ''Gentlemen Prefer Blondes'' is an upbeat but ''amazingly'' cynical, misogynist, ''and'' misandrist song, stating that a man's romantic gestures and words mean nothing; as soon as his fortunes change or the woman he's with loses youthful beauty, he will dump the woman he's with, either for the next pretty mistress or to crawl back to their wife. Therefore, a woman should ask for tangible, appreciating assets (like diamonds) from her male admirers so that she can sell them to make the rent when she is too old to be considered attractive.

* In Spanish language, Paquita la del Barrio seems to be the embodiment of this trope. "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G03edz_1DmE Rata de dos patas]]" is the most notorious example.
* {{Subverted}} in ''Literature/TheBible'' (no, really), though you have to know the context. The Song of the Vineyard in [[http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=is%205&version=NIV Isaiah 5]] speaks of a vineyard that's just no good, even though its owner does everything he's supposed to, so he's advised to just ditch it. Apparently, the people of Jerusalem were supposed to understand this as an ironic metaphor with the vineyard being a wife. When the metaphor is explained in the end, it turns out that the man is actually God and the vineyard is the nation of Israel. Oops.
* ''The Baddest Girl,'' an original song by ACappella group {{Music/Pentatonix}}:
-->Do you really love me? (Tell me that you love me, say it)\\
Do you really care? (I won't hold you to it, put me through it)\\
Do you really want me? (Don't worry, my heart is made of steel)\\
Do you really.. at least pretend to love me girl,\\
I don't care if that love is real.
* "If Your Heart Isn't In It" by Atlantic Starr. Here's the chorus:
-->If your heart isn?t in it,\\
Why can't you tell me so\\
If my heart wasn?t in it,\\
I'd have gone long ago\\
If your heart isn?t in it\\
Why keep me hanging on\\
Just tell me and I?ll be gone\\
From your life
* LTD's "Holding On (When Love Is Gone)" seems to be directed towards someone who is unhappy in their relationship, telling them to just give it up and leave.
-->''I betcha you’re unhappy''\\
''I know you gotta be''\\
''‘Cause it can drive you outcha mind''\\
''There ain’t no sense in crying''\\
''It's time for you to leave''\\
''And baby that’s the bottom line''\\
''I betcha lie awake nights, and never rest a bit''\\
''And wish it all would disappear''\\
''But still the bottom line is you got to deal with it''\\
''And to yourself at least be fair''\\

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* Music/{{NSYNC}}'s "Bye Bye Bye" is a rare example of an anti-love song sung by a boy band:
--> Don't wanna be a fool for you
--> Just another player in your game for two
--> You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
--> Baby, bye, bye, bye
--> Don't really wanna make it tough
--> I just wanna tell you that I had enough
--> It might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie
--> Baby, bye, bye, bye
** "Bye Bye Bye" was the first single from the band's first album after an acrimonious breakup with their previous manager and record label. Whether there is real-life subtext to the song is debatable, but if there is the video makes it ''really'' obvious, with a woman playing with the boys as marionettes.
* Music/PetShopBoys' "I'm With Stupid"--on the surface, a fun little pop song about being in love with someone perceived as a dim bulb. The hidden meaning (cheerfully admitted by the Boys)? A satire of the relationship between Tony Blair and George Bush, sung from Blair's point of view. Contains the gem "Is stupid really stupid, or a different kind of smart?"
* Mika's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6md5RSnVUuo "Lollipop"]] is a happy little pop song about how love will ruin your life. "Erase" sounds like a regretful breakup song until you realize he's actually taunting his former lover, and suggesting they they kill themselves in order to get over him:
-->''When the pain won't go away''
-->''You might as well put your finger on the trigger''
-->''Erase my love''
-->''I bet you can't erase my touch''
* Ludo's "Good Will Hunting By Myself" starts as a standard whiny breakup song and quickly devolves into a spiteful rant about how awful the ex-girlfriend in question actually was. The spoken-word climax must be heard to be believed, but the final chorus is pretty great as well:
-->''You can watch Good Will Hunting by yourself (you bitch, please die)''
-->''You can waste your life without my help (you bitch, please die)''
-->''You can hang out with your friends, that is if you '''have''' any friends''
-->''You can watch Good Will Hunting by yourself ‘til your eyes fall out''
-->''You can watch Good Will Hunting by yourself – I hope your eyes fall out''
-->''Why don’t you go watch it by yourself?''
-->''Go to hell!''
* Arguably, everything Music/FallOutBoy have ever written, or at least about 90% of it.
** An example from "Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying":
-->''I used to obsess over living''
-->''Now I only obsess over you''
-->''Tell me you'd like boys like me better''
-->''In the dark lying on top of you''
** Another from “The Music or the Misery”:
-->''I got your love letters, corrected the grammar, and sent them back''\\
''It's true, romance is dead''\\
''I shot it in the chest then in the head''
* Music/BelleAndSebastian's "You Don't Send Me" is upbeat and peppy, but is all about how happy the singer is that his girlfriend broke up with him:
-->''Since you went away, everything is looking great''
-->''I'm a little bored''
-->''When I see you out, maybe walking in the street''
-->''You always cross the road''
-->''Listen, honey, there is nothing you can do to offend me any more''
-->''You don't send me any more...''
** So despite the suggestion that "''the key is change, getting over all your problems''", we're left thinking that he's maybe protesting a ''little'' too much.
* Most of what Music/ReelBigFish writes, [[WriterRevolt when they're not mad at their label.]]
** Perhaps the best example is "Your Guts (I Hate 'Em)"; The opening lines say it all:
-->''I wrote this song about you''\\
''I wrote this song about you''\\
''just to let you know... that I hate your guts''\\
''and I think... you suck.''
** They also have "Suckers" Which at worst is mildly amused that there are still "Suckers who still believe in love. This one's for you!"
* A lot of Music/HelloProject songs.
* The Music/DropkickMurphys' song "The Dirty Glass" starts out sounding like a "lost love" song, but before the guitars even kick in Darcy gives herself away.
--> "Murphy, Murphy, darling dear, I long for you now night and day./Your pain was my pleasure, your sorrow my joy./I fear now I've lost you health and good cheer."
** Except that as the song goes on, it becomes apparent that it's not even a breakup song at all; "Darcy" is the AnthropomorphicPersonification of a ''pub''.
* Music/TheOffspring's [[TheCoverChangesTheMeaning rewrite of the song]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnhoIf8dDVE "Feelings"]], changing it from a sappy love song to someone singing about another person they absolutely hate.
* Music/TheMagneticFields. Examples include "I Don't Really Love You Any More" (self-explanatory) and "I Don't Believe You", which contains the lyric "You seemed to be / In love with me / Which isn't very realistic."
** Much, if not all, of their three-album set ''69 Love Songs'' falls under this trope.
*** In fact, it includes all four of the sub-categories listed in the trope description, and probably makes up a few more.
** "I Don't Believe You" strikes me more of a song about someone with such low self-esteem that they can't believe the person actually loves them. It's what I get from quotes like
--> You say you quote unquote love me
--> Well, stranger things have come to be
--> But let's agree to disagree
--> Cause I don't believe you
--> [...]
--> You tell me of what once was
--> And all about Buck, Butch, and Buzz...
--> And how I'm not like them because...
--> But I don't believe you
--> [...]
--> So you may set your charm on stun
--> Say I'm delightful and fun
--> But you say that to everyone
--> So I don't believe you
*** And don't forget 'I Can't Touch You Anymore', with lines like
--> I can't touch you anymore
--> There's so much to hate you for
--> You're asking the wrong questions
--> You're opening wrong doors
--> I love you, but I can't touch you anymore
** Also, "You Must Be Out Of Your Mind" - A hate song about an ex including the lines:
--> I want you crawling back to me
--> Down on your knees, yeah
--> Like an appendectomy
--> Sans anaesthesia
** "100,000 Fireflies" is, for the most part, an earnest (if bleak) love song, but then you get to the coda:
-->You won't be happy with me
-->But give me one more chance
-->You won't be happy anyway
* Music/{{Lit}} - "Miserable" has a series of lyrics which suggest this.
--> You make me come.
--> You make me complete.
--> You make me completely miserable.
* And of course, Music/GoodCharlotte's "[[strike:I Don't Want to Be in Love]] [[RefrainFromAssuming Dance Floor Anthem]]".
* Feargal Sharkey of The Undertones has a good one: "You Little Thief". With lyrics like, "How does it feel to make a grown man wanna die", it definitely qualifies.
* "Gunning Down Romance" by Music/SavageGarden.
* "Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend" by The Mr. T Experience.
* Before writing the many romantic hit songs of Music/{{ABBA}}, Benny Andersson and Bjorn Ulvaeus wrote "Det Dar Med Karlek" ("That Thing With Romance"), mocking the amount of love songs dominating the top ten list. (A bad translation of the chorus follows.)
-->That thing with romance
-->Who invented it?
-->We're never left in peace
-->It's advertised everywhere
-->That thing with romance
-->What's so great about it?
-->How can we all stand it anymore?
-->Most of it's just a big pile of crap!
* "Goodbye Good Guy" by Frente starts off sounding like the typical pining-for-a-lost-lover-please-take-me-back number, but by the end of the song the singer has realised they've been tricked all along.
-->Something was hovering over you boy, just then
-->you scolded me, told me don't bother, and vanished again
-->and everything perfect you said was just mirrors and wires
-->you look left, I was right
-->Here with my feet in my fire
* "Possession" by Music/SarahMcLachlan. An intense, highly erotic song... based on mash notes from an insane stalker fan. (Who tried to sue her for plagiarism, then killed himself when he lost the case.)
* Music/ZombinaAndTheSkeletones' "Counting On Your Suicide."
-->Baby, I hate you, I hate to tell you that I hate you
-->I tell you, I hate you, baby
-->'Cos I'm counting on your suicide
-->I can't be happy while you're still alive
-->And as the minutes crawl slowly by
-->I'm counting on your suicide
* "Don't Bother" by Music/{{Shakira}}. The video has her destroying her boyfriend's Ford Mustang.
* Many Only Ones songs fall under this, particularly "No Solution": "Some girls say they're loving ya/but love is just destruction disguised under another name...you stand for everything I despise, but when you hold me and look in my eyes I know I can't let you go..."
* Music/FionaApple's "Get Him Back" is pretty much a hate song in its first two verses, then ricochets into an upbeat love song in verse #3.
* "Polly" by Captain Dangerous is an AntiLoveSong in which the singer gleefully describes how utterly unenamoured he is with the titular young lady. It features the classic line "By the way: I'm gonna kill you", as well as the chorus:
-->''I've got condiments in my kitchen\\
That kill people like you in the evening\\
You look like something I've never seen before, see\\
I've got three words, and they're "fuck you, Polly".''
** We can't mention Captain Dangerous in this section without mentioning "Boozehounds" either.
* 20 Fingers' "Short Dick Man" (also known as "Short Short Man" due to censorship) is a song about a woman turning down a man with micropenis.
--> Isn't that cute an extra belly button\\
You need to put your pants back on honey
* "Where Is The Love" by Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway - a song about a couple having an affair with each other, each demanding to know when they were going to have the other to themselves, and both refusing to answer.
* How Kirk Thatcher's "I Hate You" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX8kKEh8DGU took so long to be mentioned]]
* Music/TheDivineComedy had one called 'Frog Princess', in which the singer recounts on a girl from his past who didn't actually believe in love, and drifted from partner to partner. His true feelings for her shine the most in these lines:
-->''And now I'm rid of her, I must confess\\
To thinkin' 'bout what might have been...\\
And I can visualise my frog princess\\
Beneath a shining... [[spoiler: guillotine.]]''
* "It's Yer Money I'm After Baby" by The Wonder Stuff includes the adorable "Don't worry 'bout your heart/it's your bank I want to break"
* "Wind It Up" by the Music/BarenakedLadies:
--> I can't believe that you'd believe that I would fake it...\\
Wait! Unless you count the things I said when we were naked.
* "I Hate Love Songs" by Music/{{GWAR}}. ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
* "Hate Your Guts" by {=McBusted=}.
--> I hate your guts and I wish I didn't love you anymore
* Music/{{Madonna}} and Music/{{Prince}}'s "Love Song" from ''Like A Prayer'' has it right in the words that it ''isn't'' a love song.
* Music/{{Space}}'s approach to songwriting was summed up by one of their members as 'boy kills girl, falls in love'. 'The Ballad Of Tom Jones' ([[TheMasochismTango couple keep trying to kill each other]]), 'Bastard Me Bastard You' (boy loves girl so much he wants to kill her), 'Me And You Versus The World' (boy meets girl, they wind up dead), 'Begin Again' (boy keeps getting dumped), 'Influenza' (boy compares girl to various diseases), 'Drop Dead' ([[StalkerWithACrush boys stalks girl]]), 'A Liddle Biddy Help From Elvis' (boy meets girl, Music/ElvisPresley accidentally shoots them), 'I Love You More Than Football' (boy abuses girl), Pretty Suicide' (couple kill themselves), 'Kill Me' (boy wants girl to [[TitleDrop kill him]]), 'Diary Of A Wimp' (DoggedNiceGuy can't move on)...the list goes on.
* Oops I Did It Again by Music/BritneySpears
---> ''It's just a crush''
---> ''Doesn't mean that I'm serious''
---> ''I'm not that innocent''
* Little Voice by Music/HilaryDuff is this
---> ''I know I sound insane''
---> ''Like I'm playing games''
---> ''cuz all I really want is you''
---> ''But there's some things a girl won't do''
* "In the Dark" by Music/{{Jojo}}
* Crush by Jennifer Paige is this UpToEleven.
---> ''say the word forever more''
---> ''that's not what I'm looking for''
---> ''All I can commit to is..maybe''
* Music/BarbraStreisand sang a couple of these. "Down With Love" suggests giving it back to "the birds and the bees and the Viennese," while "Love is a Bore" compares it to a number of useless and/or little-desired things.
-->Love is a bore\\
Love is a ball game without a score\\
Love is a sail boat without a sail\\
The lock on the candy store
* "I Saw Her Again" by The Mamas and the Papas. A song about someone who's stuck in a relationship with a girl who he doesn't love but keeps stringing along because "I'm lonely, too."
* Music/JoeJackson's LP's are chocca with this sort of song. The two most famous examples are ''Is She Really Going Out With Him?'' and ''It's Different For Girls''. But the ''Look Sharp'' album is one where you could play ''any'' track and it will be an anti-love song. ''Happy Loving Couples'' is quite possibly the most misanthropic and embittered of the lot.
-->Happy Loving Couples make it look so easy,
-->Happy loving couples make it seem so fine;
-->But if I can't do my dancing with a partner -
-->Love ain't a friend of mine!
* Masked Intruder's primary schtick is {{Obsession Song}}s played for humor... But since "Heart Shaped Guitar" is a duet between their lead singer Blue and special guest vocalist Maura Weaver, this time we hear the kind of response these romantic entreaties tend to get:
-->Dude, you're freaking me out, seriously
-->What the fuck's wrong with you?
-->I don't even know you
-->I'm calling the cops
-->Why are you standing there
-->At 3 am out in my front yard
-->Singing stupid love songs on a heart shaped guitar?
-->And I don't want to hear it, 'cause I don't even care
-->The police are on their way, so just stay right there
* Music/CarlySimon's "That's the Way I Always Heard It Should Be" is, at minimum, an Anti Marriage Song.
* "Easy" by the Commodores overlaps this with the BreakUpSong; the singer's actually pretty relaxed about his impending break-up because the relationship has been unhappy for quite a while.
* Betty Blowtorch's ''I Wish You'd Die'' is a punk ''hate'' song where the singer voices her desire to see the other party dead.
* KirstyMacColl's "England 2 Colombia 0" is about the singer's anger at being deceived by a guy she met in a bar:
-->You lied about your status
-->You lied about your life
-->You never mentioned your three children
-->And the fact you have a wife
-->Now it's England 2, Colombia nil
-->And I know just how those Colombians feel
:: It ends with "Now you can go to '''HELL'''... I'm going to Brazil / Still it's England 2, Colombia nil"
* A Camp tend to the darkly cynical at the best of times, but see especially "Stronger Than Jesus":
-->Who told you love is the Alpha and Omega?\\
And that your heart will lead you to the only one?\\
It's a curse, it's the hammer that will break you\\
It's a poison hidden in a bon bon\\\
Don't you know love is stronger than Jesus?\\
Don't you know love can kill anyone?\\
Bring it on; wars and diseases\\
You know that love can do you like a shotgun...

* Music/ElectricSix have "She's White", "Rubber Rocket", "Kukuxumushu", "I Don't Like You", "Waste of Time and Money", "Simulated Love", "We Use the Same Products"... "Steal Your Bones" and "Watching Evil Empires Fall Apart", however, are SillyLoveSongs in ridiculous settings.
* Post-punk band Music/PublicImageLtd's "This is Not a Love Song"
* Bright Eyes' "I've Been Eating (For You)":
--> Yeah, you were just some song I wrote
--> A poem on a page
--> [...]
--> But now you're more of a basketball
--> Boys just pass you around
--> They bounce you hard on the ground and dribble
--> And then we all get high fives
--> And you may think I'm an asshole now
--> Well, that's probably right
--> But at least I'm not blind to the facts
--> [...]
--> But I still hope you get everything
--> That you care to possess
--> And unbelievable sex with him
--> Or any one of my friends
* Music/{{Devo}} love these kinds of tropes, and evoke this one pretty well on "Gut Feeling (Slap Your Mammy)" from their debut album:
--> Something about the way you taste makes me want to clear my throat
--> There's a method to your movements that really gets my goat
--> I looked for sniffy linings but you're rotten to the core
--> I've had just about all i can take, you know, I can't take it no more!
--> Got a gut feeling!
* Music/{{Placebo}}'s "A Song to Say Goodbye":
--> You are one of God's mistakes
--> You crying, tragic waste of skin
--> I'm well aware of how it aches
--> But you still won't let me in [...]
--> Now I'm breaking down your door
--> To try and save your swollen face
--> Tough I don't like you anymore
--> You lying, trying waste of space
* Music/TheKillers has a few, namely "Forget About What I Said":
--> We used to tear it down
--> But now we just exist
--> The things that I've done wrong
--> I bet you got a list
--> Now I know how you remember
--> All those moments that you choose
--> Will define me as a traitor
--> Stealing everything you lose [...]
--> Forget about what I said
--> The lights are gone and the party is over
** "For Reasons Unknown":
--> But my heart, it don't beat, it don't beat the way it used to
--> And my eyes, they don't see you no more
--> And my lips, they don't kiss, they don't kiss the way they used to
--> And my eyes, don't recognize you no more.
--> For reasons unknown
** "All the Pretty Faces" (though, to be honest, he seems bothered by it)
--> Help me out, I need it
--> I don't feel like loving you no more [...]
--> Well how did it happen
--> I spent two years in a strange strange land
--> Well how did it happen
--> I'd do anything just to be your man
** They also have the Murder Trilogy, inspired by the real story of a man who killed the girl he was having an affair with. It starts with "Leave the Bourbon on the Shelf", that tells the man's reaction to his lover leaving:
--> Jennifer, tell me where I stand
--> And who's that other boy holding your hand?
--> Oh, Jennifer, you know I've always tried
--> Before you say goodbye [...]
--> And I've never liked your hair or those people that you lie with
--> But I'm not satisfied until I hold you tight
--> And I love you endlessly
--> Oh, darling, can't you see? -> That I'm not satisfied untill I hold you tight
** "Midnight Show" has him killing her:
--> I took my baby's breath under a chandelier
--> Of star and atmosphere
--> And watched her disappear
--> Into the midnight show
** And "Jenny Was a Friend of Mine" is him lying to the police about her murder (''Ain't no motive for this crime / Jenny was a friend of mine'') with the lines 'She couldn't scream when I held her close' being changed to 'She kicked and screamed while I held her throat' in live performances.
* "Every Breath You Take" by Music/ThePolice is a classic subliminal AntiLoveSong, which was written during Sting's divorce -- but [[MisaimedFandom lots of people only listened to the chorus]] and thought it was a love song, when it's actually about a guy stalking the woman who scorned him.
** British parody group The Barron Knights did a version of this with the same lyrics but with the ''delivery'' altered, to turn it into a song about the KGB watching someone.
** Music/MotleyCrue wrote "You're All I Need" in ''Girls, Girls, Girls'', that sounds like a typical love ballad, but in reality is about obsessively killing a woman and ending in jail.
*** They also wrote "Too Young to Fall in Love" which describes a bitter relationship (This song would be mentioned in their song "Don't Go Away Mad")
* For all of their straight-up love songs, Music/{{Queen}} wrote a surprising number of these, ranging from "I'm in Love with My Car" to "You Don't Fool Me".
--> "Told my girl I'd forget her\\
Rather buy me a new carburetor"
* "Heavy In Your Arms" by Music/FlorenceAndTheMachine is a pretty vicious AntiLoveSong about how the narrator is a dead weight around her lover's neck, always dragging him down until he decides to just let her drown in a river. It contains this lyric:
-->This will be my last confession: "I love you" never felt like any blessing
-->Whispering like it's a secret only to condemn the one who hears it
** Either [[SoundtrackDissonance weirdly]] or [[StalkerWithACrush fittingly]], this song was featured on the soundtrack of one of the ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' movies.
* "Up The Hill Backwards" by Music/DavidBowie, immediately after leaving Angela.
** Years earlier (in his OldShame days before ''Space Oddity'') he had [[http://www.teenagewildlife.com/Albums/DB/LYTT.html "Love You Till Tuesday"]], a deliriously cheerful pop number in which a StalkerWithACrush speaker implores a girl to return his endless love, and by "endless" he means "it will last for ''two days''".
* Who could forget Music/MeatLoaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"?
** "I swore that I would love you to the end of time! [...] So now I'm praying for the end of time!"
** How about another Meat Loaf/Steinman contribution:
-->How do you abuse me - let me count the ways
-->How many hours in how many days
-->How does it amuse you - let me count the pain
-->How many rules breaking how many games

-->You got your ass out of gear and your soul out of whack
-->Go on and take all your stuff - don't even bother to pack
-->In every way I want you out of my life -
-->But I'll kill you if you don't come back
-->I'll kill you if you don't come back
** We also seem to be missing ''Two Out of Three Ain't Bad''
-->I want you, I need you
-->But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
-->Now don't be sad
-->'Cause two out of three ain't bad
* Music/FrankZappa's first album, ''Music/FreakOut'', is almost fifty percent Anti Love Songs, with each one parodying a different sub-genre of doo-wop. "I Ain't Got No Heart," or "Go Cry On Somebody Else's Shoulder," anyone?
* Music/PaulMcCartney actually made fun of this, possibly to the point of [[SubvertedTrope subversion,]] in "Silly Love Songs":
-->You'd think that people would have had enough of SillyLoveSongs
-->But I look around me/And I see it isn't so
-->Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs
-->And what's wrong with that?
-->I'd like to know, 'cause here/I go/Again!
* "Every Day I Love You Less and Less" by the Music/KaiserChiefs. The title is pretty self-explanatory, really.
* Even Music/TheBeachBoys did this. "Here Today" starts off ''sounding'' like a conventional love song, but the lyrics take a turn for the worse ''real'' fast, with lines like:
** ''"A brand new love affair is such a beautiful thing / But if you're not careful think about the pain it can bring..."''
** And more relevantly: ''"Right now you think that she's perfection / This time is really an exception / You know I hate to be a downer / But I'm the guy she '''left''' before you found her..."''
** Well, it was from ''Pet Sounds'', the album where their subject matter got DarkerAndEdgier.
* Music/{{Pulp}} seem to have at least one of these on each of their albums.
* [[Music/{{Tencc}} 10cc]]'s "I'm Not in Love" [[MindScrew messes with the listener's head]] - on the surface it sounds like an anti-love song, but on another level it sounds as if the narrator is unsuccessfully trying to convince himself that he isn't in love. The entire lyric is a SuspiciouslySpecificDenial, which according to WordOfGod was done deliberately.
** About half of the band's output was "weird love"/stalker songs, very often featuring extremely odd symbolism
* One up-and-coming genius in this field is Music/JonathanCoulton. For example, from his evil-genius-in-love song ''[[http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Skullcrusher%20Mountain Skullcrusher Mountain]]'':
-->''I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you''\\
''But I get the feeling that you don't like it''\\
''What's with all the screaming?''\\
''You like monkeys, you like ponies''\\
''Maybe you don't like monsters so much''\\
''Maybe I used too many monkeys''\\
''Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?''
** There's also "A Laptop Like You," which is a country ballad-style love song sung to...a [=MacBook=] Pro.
** And "Someone is Crazy":
-->''The world's against you so you think or maybe wish it was''\\
''And at least that way someone would care but baby no one does''\\
''Not even you''\\
''Baby someone is crazy and it's you.''
* The Beautiful South song "Song For Whoever" sure ''[[LyricalDissonance sounds]]'' like a love song, but it's actually a parody; the song is about a songwriter gleefully describing how he uses his relationships with women -- [[LoveSong good]] and [[CreatorBreakdown bad]] -- as inspiration, and how this brings him loads and loads of cash and critical acclaim.
** This hits its peak where it becomes clear that he loves making his girlfriends cry, because that always leads to great materials for songs. ("Deep, so deep, the number one I hope to reap/Depends upon the tears you weep, so cry, lover, cry...")
** They've done a fair few. "I'll Sail This Ship Alone" is essentially about a man accepting his ex-partner's decision to leave him, while still trying to win her back. However, the song ends with the line "''Well they said if I burned myself alive/That you'd come running back.''" Another is "We Are Each Other", which sounds, on the surface, like a song about an intensely close lyrics, until it becomes clear that the relationship was suffocating for them and is now over.
** Their most straightforward anti love song is probably "Something That You Said":
---> The perfect love song it has no words; it only has death threats.
---> And you can tell a classic ballad by how threatening it gets.
* A part of the reason why Music/{{REM}}'s "The One I Love" became the band's first hit was because [[MisaimedFandom many people]] saw it as a love song: "this one goes out to the one I love". Their ears didn't pick that not only the particular loved one has been left behind, but the narrator also calls her "a simple/another prop to occupy my time".
* "[[MurderBallad Used To Love Her]]" by Music/GunsNRoses is a fairly blatant and obvious example. Sure is fun to sing after a breakup, though.
** It's a subversion: it's actually about [[spoiler:Axl's Dog]].
** "Locomotive", '''and how!'''
** Also "Back Off Bitch".
** "My Michelle" is this because Axl thought a straight-up ballad was not an homage that fit the titular Michelle (in fact, she loved the song because it was honest!).
* Music/ThePogues', "Fairytale of New York" (also an AntiChristmasSong, of course):
-->''You're a bum''\\
''You're a punk''\\
''You're an old slut on junk''\\
''Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed''\\
''You scumbag, you maggot''\\
''You cheap lousy faggot''\\
''Happy Christmas your arse''\\
''I pray God it's our last''
* Music/SaraBareilles has become famous for songs of this nature. Her portfolio includes "Bottle It Up", about the downside of love and obsession; "Gravity", about destructive love; and the ironically titled "Love Song", which was heavily influenced by her label trying to force her into writing a peppy love song in order to become more successful. Ironically, it is her biggest-selling single to date.
-->I'm not gonna write you a love song\\
Cause you've asked for it\\
Cause you need one\\
Yeah, you see...I'm not gonna write you a love song\\
Cause you tell me it's make or break in this\\
If you're on your way...I'm not gonna write you to stay\\
If all you have is leaving, I'm gonna need a better reason\\
To write you a love song today\\
* Also "Fairytale", about fairytale love and how it doesn't work.
* Music/TheSistersOfMercy did this one in "I Was Wrong:"
-->I was wrong
-->I was wrong to ever doubt
-->I can get along without
-->I can love my fellow man,
-->But I'm damned if I'll love yours
** And "Ribbons", too, depending on how you interpret it.
* The Cardigans "Lovefool" (of ''[[Film/WilliamShakespearesRomeoAndJuliet Romeo + Juliet]]'' fame) is mistaken for a love song because of the upbeat tempo but the song is actually a woman begging her boyfriend to just pretend that he loves her even if he doesn't because she can't stand to be alone. There is the line
--> I don't care if you really care as long as you don't go
** And of course, the chorus:
--> So I cry and I pray and I beg
--> Love Me, love me
--> Say that you love me
--> Fool Me fool me
--> Go on and fool me
--> Love Me love me
--> Pretend that you love me
--> Leave me leave me
--> Just say that you need me
** Most of their songs actually tend to come under this heading, if you look at the lyrics more closely. And even the ones that look like straightforward lovesongs lyrically tend to be undermined by Nina Persson's delivery, e.g. the [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] [[CreepyMonotone monotone]] in which she sings "And now I've found a partner, no one could be happier than I am" (it doesn't help that the song is called "Happy Meal", which suggests less the anticipation of a romantic dinner the lyrics overtly deal in than cheap fast food)
* Music/{{Maroon 5}} songs fall victims to this sometimes. "If I Never See Your Face Again" is about an unhealthy relationship about two that kind of hate each other but have sexual chemistry that keeps them coming back to each other.
** ''Songs About Jane'' and ''Hands All Over'' have heaps of these types of songs.
** "Payphone" is a BreakupSong, but it also has SillyLoveSongs bashing. Radio version lyrics:
--> If happy ever after did exist\\
I would still be holding you like this\\
All those fairytales are full of it\\
One more stupid love song, I'll be sick
* Music/LinkinPark's second album ''Meteora'' has as a common lyrical theme which links psychological damage to staying in an unhealthy relationship.
** Played more straight in ''Music/MinutesToMidnight'' with the song "In Pieces", which could be a description of Chester Bennington's divorce. It's essentially the speaker telling his partner to do her worst, because he will endure and not "be the one" to abandon his vows before she does.
** Also "Valentine's Day", about a person ''literally dying'' because they can't get a date.
* "Where Were You When I Needed You", by the Grassroots (also done by the Bangles).
* Richard Thompson's "Shane and Dixie" seems to be fairly sweet love song about a [[OutlawCouple Bonnie and Clyde-type bank robbing couple]]- until the guy in the couple decides to perpetrate a murder-suicide with the girl so he can get his name in the paper. [[spoiler: He dies and is quickly forgotten, she lives and marries the reporter who comes to cover the incident.]]
* Music/LedZeppelin's "Fool in the Rain": the "fool" is stood up and stands in the rain wondering where he went wrong...[[spoiler:other than waiting on the wrong block]].
** Another anti-love song by Led Zeppelin is "Your Time Is Gonna Come", in which the singer tells his lying and cheating ex-girlfriend that one day she's going to reap what she sows.
** "Bron-Y-Aur Stomp" is a genuinely sweet song about Robert Plant's love and friendship... for his dog.
* We've gotten a long way down this list without Ludo's "Love Me Dead":
-->You suck so passionately\\
You're a parasitic psycho, filthy creature \\
Finger-bangin' my heart\\
You call me up drunk\\
Does the fun ever start?
** Their "The Horror of Our Love" fits a different part of this trope, being a completely serious love song... from a murderous stalker to a girl he kills midway through the song.
* The Turtles' "Eleonore" is an example of the overdone sort of parody, complete with a line in the chorus lampshading how cliched everything is ("You're my pride and joy, et cetera"), though it's often mistaken for a straight [[SillyLoveSongs silly love song]]. The band felt they were being forced to churn out simple pop songs by their record company when they wanted to go in a more progressive direction, and intentionally wrote the lyrics to be as cliched, cheesy, and behind the times as possible, hoping the result would point out how out-of-fashion this kind of song was. Of course, this [[SpringtimeForHitler backfired spectacularly]]: The record company loved it, and it became one of their biggest hit singles.
* Also, Good Charlotte's song "Bloody Valentine" is about a man who kills a girl's boyfriend to show that he loves her. It has to be heard to be believed.
** The beginning of the song:
--> Oh my love
--> please don't cry
--> I'll wash my bloody hands and we'll start a new life.
--> I ripped out, his throat
--> And called you on the telephone to
--> take off my disguise
--> Just in time to hear you cry...
* The Mountain Goats' "No Children:"
-->I hope I lie\\
And tell everyone you were a good wife\\
I hope you die\\
I hope we both die
** Used to great effect in ''WesternAnimation/MoralOrel'' to highlight the hate-filled and miserable relationship between StepfordSmiler Bloberta and Clay Puppington.
** Actually, just about every song by The Mountain Goats qualifies.
* The Smiths' bitter song "Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before" features this memorable lyric:
-->Nothing's changed,
-->I still love you, oh, I still love you
-->Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love.
* Music/TheWho had "The Kids Are Alright," which is a fairly catchy, upbeat song about [[LyricalDissonance a man leaving his girlfriend]]. In a similar vein (and on the same album) there's "A Legal Matter", about a man who's been forced into marriage now that his girlfriend is knocked up.
* "Anthrax" by Gang of Four features two vocal tracks. One is a typical set of anti love lyrics. The other is (largely) this monologue:
-->Love crops up quite a lot as something to sing about, most groups make most of their songs about falling in love or how happy they are to be in love, you occasionally wonder why these groups do sing about it all the time - it's because these groups think there's something very special about it either that or else it's because everybody else sings about it and always has, you know to burst into song you have to be inspired and nothing inspires quite like love. These groups and singers think that they appeal to everyone by singing about love because apparently everyone has or can love or so they would have you believe anyway but these groups seem to go along with the belief that love is deep in everyone's personality and I don't think we're saying there's anything wrong with love, we just don't think that what goes on between two people should be shrouded with mystery.
** And it doesn't get much better in "Damaged Goods" or "We Live as We Dream, Alone", though at least the latter is marginally less caustic.
* Music/{{Rammstein}} revels in songs like these. Most of their lyrics have hidden meanings and most of those tend to be cynical or sadistic in the extreme.
** ''Du Hast'', literally, is about a woman asking a man to marry her, with the man refusing to reply. However, the chorus is a pun - "Du hast, du hasst mich, du hast mich gefragt" should be translated "you have, '''you hate me''', you've asked me".
** ''Stein um Stein'' is about possessive love of the worst kind. It seems sweet enough at times, with lyrics like "I will build us a home with a garden outside" and "I will always be with you" - but then the details of the house are described... "No windows, no door, inside will be darkness", "with your feet in the concrete, you will beautify the foundations" - "Stone by stone I wall you in, and no one will hear you scream."
** ''Amour Amour'' is an outright damnation of love itself, likening the feeling to a predator who cannot be tamed. At the end of the song the singer begs for a way out:
---> Please, please. '''Give me poison!'''
** ''Amerika'', a cynical song about American commercialization around the world set to an upbeat melody, with a platonic example in the bridge:
---> This is not a love song!
---> This is not a love song!
---> [[LossOfIdentity I don't speak my mother tongue!]]
* "All Sparks" by the Editors:
-->Be careful angel, this life is just too long, all sparks will burn out in the end...
* "Die, Die My Darling" by Music/TheMisfits.
-->Die die die my darling
-->Don't utter a single word
-->Die die die my darling
-->Just shut your pretty eyes
-->I'll be seeing you again
-->Yeah I'll be seeing you in hell...
** Many of their songs are pretty anti-love (like "Angelfuck") and pro...erm...old horror movies, really.
* Music/{{Trio}} ** "Da Da Da" Those crazy Germans. The refrain is "Ich liebe dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht". It is only at the end of the song that they say it in English: "I don't love you you don't love me".
* Music/{{GWAR}} has a few songs like this: "Sick of You" ("It's just your luck/You really suck/That's all--I'm sick of you") and "Hate Love Songs, which is about, well, hating love songs, among other things.
* Music/ElvisCostello:
-->Sometimes I wish that I could stop you from talking when I hear the crazy things that you say
-->I think somebody better put out the big light, cause I can't stand to see you this way
** Pretty much every other song he wrote for the first ten years or so after that first album was this.
* "Telephone Line" by Electric Light Orchestra
* Bowling For Soup's "A Friendly Goodbye" fits this trope perfectly, [[GoshDangItToHeck along with another]].
-->Ain't that a "B" with an itch
-->Ain't that a mother trucker
-->You can go to H-E-Double-Hockeysticks and F yourself
-->'Cause I'm so flippin' gosh darn
-->Sick of all the S-word you put me through
-->So F-U
** As does "Here's Your Freakin' Song"
** The Bitch Song ultimately subverts it, the entire song is about how much the singer hates his girlfriend but ends with
-->You're a bitch
-->but I love you anyway
-->so why don't you stay
* Music/TheCoasters "Poison Ivy" is also about [=STDs=], and the song was released in the 50's.
* Music/SteelyDan: to name a few, "Dirty Work", "Reeling In The Years", "Rikki Don't Lose That Number", "Hey Nineteen".
* Breaking Benjamin's song "Topless" is a sexually charged hate song. "I love your face/Just Get away/ I'm on my knees/ fuck you fuck me"
* Music/FaithNoMore's album closer on ''The Real Thing'', called "Edge of the World." It starts out sounding lounge-swing romantic and heartfelt right up until "Come here little girl, would you like some candy . . ."
* Music/AndrewJacksonJihad has a lot of songs like this, most notably "I Love You" off of the album ''Candy Cigarettes and Capguns'', which contains lyrics such as "I love you like the moon and stars, when little kids get hit by cars, girl you know its true," and "but I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone. I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun. I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too. But darling, I love you."
* Most Arab Strap songs.
* Music/JonathanCoulton is known for this enough that Music/PaulAndStorm imitated him for a competition (and doing so very well) by writing a song ("Live") about a mad scientist trying to create the perfect girl by making a female Franchise/{{Frankenstein}}'s monster.
** ''Will she be friendly? / Or will she break free? / Will she terrorize the villagers? / -- Will she notice me?''
** Paul and Storm also wrote a song called "Your Love Is (Love Song With Metaphor)" featuring a really demented view of unrequited love.
*** ''Your love is Creator/ChristopherWalken...''
* "My Future Ex Girl Friend" by Music/{{Voltaire}}.
** Voltaire also has "Stuck With You," about a married couple complaining about how their vows force them to stay together despite the fact they can't stand each other. [[spoiler: Though after they die, they decide they prefer moldering in the ground together to alone.]]
* As a non-American example: the Ukrainian band Skryabin made several of those. Among the most memorable ones:
** "Vidstan'" ("Let me be") , a song released in 2003 where the singer basically characterizes his girlfriend as bipolar and aggressive, and the chorus includes the lines "You moron, let me be, I'll kill you... I'll put poison in your tea". All that set to a lovely piano tune.
** "Shmata" ("Whore") released in 2007 where the singer accuses his girl of cheating on him while he was away on his military service.
** "Mumitroll", a song released on the same album as the above that starts as a love song... until its third line, then for the remainder of the song the singer threatens to mutilate his girl if she even disobeys him or cheats on him (basically a creepy song about domestic violence).
*** To add irony to that, the two songs were released on an album called "Pro lubov" ("About love") . Meanwhile, in real life, the singer/songwriter was happily married.
* "Taxidermy" by Erin Murray starts out as a normal lost-love ballad, until the singer starts explaining how she's going to keep him.
* Just about any song about relationships, sex or romance by The Buzzcocks.
* "Love comes in spurts" by Richard Hell and the Voidoids ("and it murders your heart/they didn't tell you that part")
* Psychobilly/Gothabilly bands seem particularly fond of singing terms of endearment at corpses, zombies, vampires, and other nasties, with tongues planted firmly in cheeks.
* Grace Potter and the Nocturnals' "Ah, Mary," which sounds enough like a normal love song, albeit a conflicted one to a terrifyingly disturbed woman, except is that the name is only used in the chorus, where it's always "Ah, Mary"... [[PunnyName that's right]]. It's made clear in the last refrain:
-->"Ah, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary-[[{{Eagleland}} kaaa!]]"
* Music/TheBeatles have a soft, lilting ballad called "Norwegian Wood" [[DisproportionateRetribution about burning down a girl's apartment for being a cocktease.]] Apparently Music/JohnLennon was writing about an affair while trying not to let his wife know he was having one, and Music/PaulMcCartney thought it was a laugh to burn the place down at the end.
%%* Music/MyChemicalRomance's "I Don't Love You"
* Music/NickCave and the Bad Seeds have "Where the Wild Roses Grow", which is about a tragic love affair. Of course, it's tragic because Nick Cave's character in the duet bashes Kylie Minogue's head in... Adding to the weirdness is the duet he and PJ Harvey recorded on the same album, "Henry Lee", where Harvey's character slits Cave's throat and dumps the corpse down a well mostly for spite. Depending on who you ask, this fits their brief relationship rather too well.
** His album ''Music/LetLoveIn'' has the songs "Do You Love Me?" and "Loverman" (the latter even covered by Music/{{Metallica}}), which are sung from the perspective of [[ObsessionSong an obsessive, almost murderous man. ]]
* "Fool" by EverythingElse is a good example. What makes it better is that it's a SequelSong to [[FollowYourHeart "If You Loved Her"]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf90wjabKi0 "The Final Cut"]] by Music/CoheedAndCambria:
-->In the final curtain call, / You left me here with the coldest of feelings,
-->Weight, kind, depression, / Blessing the floors with the places you've stepped in.
-->Will they ever measure up, / To the way you left me here by the roadside,
-->The bloodiest cadaver, / Marked in your words, I'm the joke, I'm the bastard.
-->Here, wait, so I guess that you knew, / That you're a selfish little whore,
-->I'm the selfish little whore, / If I had my way I'd crush your face in the door.
-->This is no beginning, / This is the final cut, open up.
-->This is no beginning, / This is the final cut, I'm in love.
* A large portion of Xiu Xiu's back catalogue has made great use of this trope, covering many, if not all, of the various angles mentioned above.
** Jennifer Lopez is a sort of open letter to the eponymous singer, asking if she ever gets upset about the fact that her music soundtracks so many mens broken hearts and sexual frustration in (presumably gay) bars around the world every Friday night.
** Sad Pony Guerilla Girl is surely in the running for "creepiest love song ever". Best case scenario is it's about a woman having a one sided affair with a married man, and being unhappy with the arrangement, but too in love with him to break it off. The song also alludes to him beating her up, and the line "I am your little girl" may or may not be intended literally.
** Perhaps the ultimate example is Fabulous Muscles. It's about a young gay man with a muscle fetish who unromantically fellates a closeted jock, who then freaks out and kills him. However, the song is delivered in a tone that suggests he's relatively ok with this scenario. Sample lyrics: "cremate me after you cum on my lips, honey boy. Place my ashes in a vase beneath your workout bench".
* Music/TheCult's "Love Removal Machine" is about the protagonist finding a quick hookup as a way of purging himself of his former SO.
* "The Truth Is...", the 2011 album by Theory Of A Deadman, is about 3/4 this. Mostly songs that are rather explicitly either "I hate my girlfriend I wish she'd leave" or "[[BreakupSong I hate that bitch, why did she treat me so bad before she left?]]"
* Music/TheRollingStones, "Stupid Girl", spits vitriol over a particular type of female
--> I'm not talking about the way she gets her dough (Look at that stupid girl/Well I'm a talking about the way she grabs and holds! (Look at that stupid girl)
* "She is the New Thing" by the Horrors is one of these.
--> I wonder how long it will be
--> before I'm sick of her
--> and I no longer care
--> where she goes or has been.
** "Little Victories" counts as well, and also crosses over into LoveMakesYouCrazy and ObsessionSong territory:
--> I press your hand in mine however cautiously
--> I keep a smile right to myself
--> and I lapse into the grasp of an overriding obsession
--> and I get sick as I watch my interests fall in deep suspension
* Shellac's "Prayer to God", which is about a person begging God to kill his ex and her lover. The narrator pleads for a delicate, painless death for her, but asks for an unsympathetic murder of the other guy.
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ You Give Love a Bad Name]]" by Music/BonJovi is basically a denunciation of TheUnfairSex.
** No mention of their song actually called [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin "This Ain't A Love Song?"]]
* The Format's "Inches and Falling" sounds at first like an overly sappy affair - it starts with the line "I love love, I love being in love" - but it soon becomes clear that the lyrics are incredible facetious.
-->I love love, I love being in love.
-->I don't care what it does to me.
-->These pills are fine to pass the time 'til I find my new drug and
-->We'll take advantage, I'll claim that's what I want! To be the new statistic!
-->How I love being in love!
* [[Music/GunsNRoses Axl Rose's]] friend Michelle Young told him while both heard [[Music/EltonJohn "Your Song"]] that she always wanted a song about her. He tried writing a pretty ballad... but then decided to write a rocker that translated her carefree life (with only a somewhat romantic message in the bridge), "My Michelle". She approved as it was honest.
* Music/{{Garbage}} have a few, like the ObsessionSong "#1 Crush", the {{Tsundere}}-in-love "Vow" and the self-explanatory "I Hate Love".
* Local H's "Lovey Dovey", although it's implied that the narrator hates seeing loving couples so much because of jealousy:
-->Don't you hate it
-->when people are in love?
--> they're so...
--> They're so happy
--> So fucking happy
* Brett Anderson's "The Empress" is may be a strange and melancholy song about a failed love affair, or it may describe some weirder sort of bad relationship. The first line is definitely "Didn't I try to love her?"
* Music/DeathCabForCutie has quite a few songs that could qualify. Some notable examples:
** "You Can Do Better Than Me" is a jangly, cheerful-sounding tune about someone who clings to an unhappy relationship because he knows he'll never find anything better.
** "The Sound of Settling" is an upbeat anthem about, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin settling]] for less than the best.
** In "Someday You Will Be Loved," the narrator leaves a girl an encouraging note about how she will find love in time... [[NotStayingForBreakfast as he abandons her after a one night stand.]]
* "Flowers of Flesh and Blood" by Music/NicoleDollanganger. Whole song, but a single line says it all:
--> How come no one ever told me love was like\\
Being fucked with a knife?
* Music/TheReignOfKindo has their song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rVEy0zDh6E "Romancing a Stranger"]], about the futility of unrequited love. From the second line, the singer is already fully aware that "She doesn't love me," yet he still wastes a lot of time and effort on the girl, which eventually leads him to realize, "How pathetic that I care for the romance of a stranger's wanting eyes/Oh, she doesn't love me..."
* "Everything About You" by Ugly Kid Joe fits this quite well.
-->I... get sick when I'm around\\
I... can't stand to be around\\
I... hate everything about you
* Music/TheCars' "Just What I Needed", upon closer inspection, comes off as being about being happy with a friends-with-benefits setup ''because'' neither party is in love and can have casual sex while not having to worry about the setup being complicated by one or both parties developing actual feelings.
* The Music/JoanJett song ''Jezebel'', about a woman who's angry at her ex [[ThisIsUnforgivable something awful they did]] and dosn't want to see them ever again.
* Music/{{BIGMAMA}}'s "Thank You is Fxxk You" starts out as a gentle song about the virtues of saying "thank you" instead of "I'm sorry"... until the narrator changed his mind about it when he met a girl who said "thanks" in response to his multiple love confessions. [[AtomicFBomb He curses her out for it once it's all said and done.]]

* Subverted by Music/TraceAdkins' "This Ain't No Love Song". Although he says that he's driving by her house and can't sleep at night but ''isn't'' in love, the song's tone and lyrics make it obvious that he ''knows'' he's in love, and [[IKnowYouKnowIKnow she knows he knows, and he knows she knows he knows]].
* "You're the Hangnail in My Life" by Hoyt Axton.
* Music/JohnnyCash sang a touching lost love ballad titled "Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart" (written by his producer Jack Clement). You can hear the convicts laughing during the song.
* Roy Clark's "Thank God and Grayhound (You're Gone)" starts as if the singer is sorry to see his former love leave. The lyrics soon make it clear that he's anything but.
* Music/AlanJackson's "Three Minute Positive Not Too Country Uptempo Love Song" is a parody of... well, ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin.
* Jaron and the Long Road to Love (really Jaron Lowenstein of Evan and Jaron) wrote a country song called "Pray for You". Though very few would mistake its meaning once the chorus starts.
-->I haven't been to church since I don't remember when
-->Things were going great til they fell apart again
-->So I listened to the preacher as he told me what to do
-->He said you can't go hatin' others who have done wrong to you
-->Sometimes we get angry but we must not condemn
-->Let the good Lord do his job, you just pray for them

-->I pray your brakes go out runnin' down a hill
-->I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
-->And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
-->I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
-->I pray you're flyin' high when your engine stalls
-->I pray all your dreams never come true
-->Just know wherever you are, honey, I pray for you
* You might think just from the title that Jack Ingram's "Love You" is a love song, but the first verse makes it plain that it's not ("the heck with this, the heck with us"), and then the chorus starts: "Love you, love this town / Love this motherlovin' truck that keeps breakin' lovin' down."
* Jessica Lea Mayfield's song, "For Today" is a subliminal anti love song:
--> And while these words may sound so sweet
--> I could care less about you
--> Care less about you
--> And I love the sound of you walking away
* "Goodbye Earl" by the Dixie Chicks, which is a lighthearted, peppy song about an abusive husband and his [[MurderBallad deservedly unpleasant end]].
* Kelsea Ballerini's "I Hate Love Songs", which has a traditional romantic melody but the lyrics are all about how "I hate [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare Shakespeare]] and [[Creator/RyanGosling Gosling]] and cakes with white frosting; two names in a heart-shaped tattoo./I think cupid is stupid and [[RosesAreRedVioletsAreBlue violets are purple, not blue]]." She declares that she ''does'' love who she's singing to at the end of the chorus, but it's a weird way of showing it.