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->'''Bane:''' Oh God!\\
'''Smith:''' "Smith" will suffice.
-->-- ''Film/TheMatrixReloaded''

A character exclaims, "Oh {{God}}!" Or "Jesus Christ!" or some other variation. Another character reacts as if they have been addressed. Can be used by heroes or villains, and is usually an indicator of [[PhysicalGod great power]], [[AGodAmI great insanity]], or [[WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity both]]; otherwise, it's PlayedForLaughs.

Originally named after the dialogue exchange quoted above, when Smith starts copying himself over Bane.

If a CardCarryingVillain, he will wryly comment that he's [[{{Satan}} quite the opposite.]]

Compare AGodAmI and BlasphemousBoast. SisterTrope to BlasphemousPraise, which doesn't require a response. See also OhMyGods, if alternate deities are invoked.



* [[TheEmperor Yhwach]] of ''Manga/{{Bleach}}''. It's right there in his name: When he was just born, the people considered him a holy child due to the miracles he could perform. The first thing he ever heard was of them chanting "YHWH" (Yahweh), one of the ancient Hebrew names for God. He took that name for himself, and tweaked it just a tad to promote his own identity, thus resulting in Yhwach.
* [[LightIsNotGood Light]] [[SerialKiller Yagami]] of ''Manga/DeathNote'' does this from time to time (particularly when talking to [[KnightTemplar Mikami]], who actually is addressing him). It does indicate both power and insanity, but [[BlackAndWhiteInsanity mostly insanity]].
-->'''Mikami''': God!\\
'''Light''': Yes?
** In another variant, God is the name he most commonly uses to address ''himself''.
* In ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar'', the ruthless savior Kenshiro invades the Land of God, a fortress where mad soldiers plan to rule over the post-apocalyptic world. While a DrillSergeantNasty forces a rookie to kill his own brother, this exchange ensues:
-->'''Serge''': In the country of God, only superior beings will have the title of ''Golan''! If you wish to be chosen, kill your opponents! You must survive to build the chosen's country! God chose us to lead this war!\\
'''Kenshiro''': I don't remember choosing you.\\
'''Serge''': Wha- What?! Who said that?!\\
'''Kenshiro''': The God of Death!!\\
'''Mooks''': What do you think you're doing, bastard?!\\
'''Kenshiro''': ([[OffhandBackhand backhanding them]]) ''I told you that I'm the God of Death!''
* The dorm leader of ''Manga/MariaHolic'', a short menacing cat eared lady whose name is in fact ''God.''
* In the Oneshot ''Manga/ShamanKingFlowers - Hana's Epoch'', Hana is complaining that his life is boring and miserable and asks to God if he hates him. Cue Hao saying [[http://mangafox.me/manga/shaman_king_flowers/v00/c000/35.html "Did you call?"]]. Justified, as he is the current Shaman King who is one with the Great Spirit, so he ''literally is'' God.

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* A variant occurs in the Creator/MarvelComics miniseries ''[[ComicBook/CaptainMarVell Captain Marvel]]'': when Mar-Vell confronts the leader of a religion based on him, she says, "Oh my God!" and he responds, "I hope you don't mean that literally."
* Done in a ''ComicBook/ThePunisher'' special, where a serial killer says "I like that. Being called 'God'."
* There's an older ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' comic containing an exchange between Commissioner Gordon and ComicBook/TheJoker, after the Joker suddenly walks into the commissioner's office:
-->'''Commissioner Gordon:''' ''Oh my God!''
-->'''Joker:''' ''(spins to look behind him)'' Where?! ...Oh, I see. You were addressing ''me''.
** In an even earlier issue (''Laughing Fish'', which was the basis for the below episode of the Animated Series), Joker bursts into a patent office, and the clerk remarks "Good Lord!" After asking [[WhereWhere where the Lord was]] and looking around. He then says "Oh, were you addressing me? A term of endearment perhaps. Admit it, you've always secretly admired me."
* In volume 1, chapter 3 of ''ComicBook/TomStrong'', Tom Strong releases the artificial intelligence Quetzalacoatl 9 from his Aztech creators.
-->'''[[EvilOverlord Moctecuzoma]]:''' Oh God. Oh, great '''God'''...\\
'''Quetzalacoatl 9:''' [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Exactly. ]]

* Franchise/{{Batman}}, ''Under the Hood'':
-->'''Batman:''' ''Oh '''God'''...''\\
'''Red Hood/Jason Todd:''' ''No. Wanna guess again?''
* ''ComicBook/{{Empire}}'':
-->'''Lucullan:''' Oh dear God.\\
'''Golgoth:''' You may call me [[EvilOverlord Golgoth]].
* In the ''ComicBook/XXXenophile'' short ''Now Museum'', a statue of four ancient goddesses comes alive and they teach a female night guard that [[LesYay men aren't everything]]. During her ImmodestOrgasm she yells out "Oh My God!"... The goddesses reply "Yes?"
* ''ComicBook/{{Paparazzi}}'' features this exchange -- and consider that Wonderboy is stupid enough for this to actually be a mistake on his part.
-->'''Woman:''' Oh, sweet Jesus!\\
'''Wonderboy:''' It's Wonderboy, actually. Close, though!
* From ''ComicBook/TopTen'': The police get called to a crime scene, which turns out to be the murder of [[Myth/NorseMythology Baldur]].
-->'''Synesthesia:''' Oh, Jesus...\\
'''King Peacock:''' Actually, Baldur's more of a Teutonic antecedent of Jesus, but you're in the right ballpark.
* ComicBook/NickFury does this in an issue of ''ComicBook/TheWinterSoldier'', when interrogating an old "associate".
-->'''Russian politician:''' Oh God, oh God, oh God...\\
'''Fury:''' Close enough.
* A variation appears in ''ComicBook/MidnightNation'' -- Lazarus, who had been told by Jesus to [[FlyingDutchman wait until He returned from what turned out to be the Last Supper]], is still waiting two thousand years later. Anytime someone exclaims "Jesus!", he looks to see if Jesus has finally returned.

[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* Painfully popular in what we might call the amateur porn of the Internet, especially when it involves FoeYay being taken to its logical conclusion...
* This trope is a running joke in the WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic fandom. The Princesses Celestia and Luna are ancient, possibly immortal beings who directly control the sun and the moon and regularly and visibly wield enormous magical power, so the general [[Main/{{Fanon}} fan assumption]] is that the standard swear among residents of Equestria is something along the lines of "Oh my Celestia" or "for Luna's sake!" However, these beings of unfathomable power [[Main/{{Canon}} canonically]] are not above randomly visiting ponies for weddings, parties, festivals, and the like, which leads directly to this trope. Another term for those that wish to subvert the term with the sisters use something like "What in the name of Faust" or "Sweet mother of Faust!"
** ''FanFic/MyLittleAvengers'': The following exchange occurs when Big Mac reveals to his sister that he's Thor by transforming into him:
--->'''Applejack:''' [[OhMyGods Holy Celestia!]]\\
'''Big Mac/Thor:''' Not quite.
* ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/806768/1/Fun-with-Flying Fun With Flying]]'', an ''WesternAnimation/XMenEvolution'' fanfic, has Pietro Maximoff doing this. [[RunningGag Repeatedly]].
* Occurs in ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7530451/6/ Funny that Way]]'' when Loki is telling Darcy about the surveillance equipment Shield had set up in her apartment. When she starts freaking out and says "Oh my god!" he replies with a "Yes?"
* ''FanFic/{{Sight}}'': when Ichigo is too lazy to name his inner Hollow and tells him to name himself, Hollow!Ichigo mockingly tells Ichigo to call him "Kami."
* ''FanFic/ThePiecesLieWhereTheyFell'': Non-religious variant in the sequel ''Picking Up the Pieces'' - in chapter 5, Xvital has just entered the kitchen of their hotel penthouse suite and sees a mare working on a cake. From the smell, she deduces what kind it is, and asks "Mango cake?" The chef, who is still frosting the cake and knows exactly what she means, jokingly but truthfully responds with "That's my cousin's name, actually."
* In ''FanFic/ChildOfTheStorm,'' when actual PhysicalGod (and someone who was and is worshipped as one) Thor Odinson reveals that he used to be James Potter, the response from [=McGonagall=] is a stunned, "Good God." Thor grins and says, "you called?"
** Later, while discussing the Green Lantern Ring, Fury has a "Hell, no" reaction when Clint mischievously suggests giving it to [[BunnyEarsLawyer Hal Jordan.]]
-->'''Fury:''' God knows what he'd do with it.
-->'''Thor:''' I don't know. That's why I was asking you.

* [[http://youtu.be/AwIjrHceSr0?t=2m41s Brief example]] in the biopic ''Film/{{Jobs}}''.
* The aforementioned ''Film/TheMatrix'' example is the former TropeNamer.
** [[MeaningfulName Trinity]] also replies to Neo's surprised exclamations of "God!" and "Jesus!".
* ''Film/SupermanII'', when the President has just been forced to KneelBeforeZod, and is horrified.
-->'''President:''' Oh, God!\\
'''Zod:''' ''Zod''.
* ''Film/LAConfidential'':
-->'''Bud White:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Jesus Fucking Christ!]]\\
'''Patchett:''' No, Mr White, Pierce Morehouse Patchett.
* In ''Film/{{Chicago}}'', while discussing hiring a con-artist lawyer:
-->'''Roxie Hart:''' Jesus, Mary and Joseph!\\
'''Mama:''' You're talkin' to the wrong people, honey.
* In the ''Film/GhostRider'' movie based on the Franchise/MarvelUniverse character, the love interest shouts out "Jesus!" when discovering a body. The demonic villain [[HeWasRightThereAllAlong is suddenly revealed in the room]] as he says, "Not even close..."
** Specifically, the villain is TheDevil's son, meaning he's the exact opposite of Jesus.
* In ''Film/TheBigLebowski'', minor character Jesus Quintana makes an overblown threat to the Dude's friend Walter.
-->'''Dude:''' Jesus!\\
'''Jesus:''' You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
* ''Film/BruceAlmighty'':
-->'''Grace''': Oh my God.\\
'''Bruce''': You can call me Bruce.
** At this point in the movie, Bruce actually has been given God's powers, making this a play on the trope.
* ''[[Film/OhGod Oh God! You Devil]]'':
--> '''Bobby Shelton:''' Who are you?\\
''*The devil sticks up his thumb, and a flame comes out of it, like a cigarette lighter. He lights a cigar with the flame, then extinguishes the flame by blowing on his thumb. Bobby Shelton's reaction is a mixture of shock and disgust.*''\\
'''Bobby Shelton:''' My God!\\
'''Devil:''' ''(wry smile)'' Guess again.
** An inversion in the same film.
--->'''Bobby:''' You look like the Devil.\\
'''God:''' I haven't been well lately.
** An earlier entry in this series (''Oh God! Book II''), had God (Creator/GeorgeBurns) mess with the heads of several psychologists by [[RealityWarper toying with whether it was day or night]]. When he finally seemed to have stopped and departed, one sighed, "Thank God!" and his voice responded, "You're welcome."
* ''Franchise/{{Hellraiser}}'' series:
** ''Film/HellraiserIIIHellOnEarth'':
--->'''J.P. Monroe:''' Jesus Christ!\\
'''Pinhead:''' Not quite.
** ''Film/HellraiserBloodline'' features Pinhead responding to an "Oh my God"-type moment with "Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"
* ''Film/DeathMachine''. The villain, Jack Dante, is hamming it up, and the annoyed good guy rolls his eyes and remarks "Christ." Dante responses with "Not quite... but close."
* In ''[[Film/HistoryOfTheWorldPartI History Of The World, Part I]]'', the server at the Last Supper (played by [[CreatorCameo Mel Brooks]]) shouts, "Okay, okay! Jesus!" and Jesus himself replies, "Yes?"
* Classic variation from Creator/MaeWest, in the movie ''Night After Night'':
-->"Goodness, what beautiful diamonds."\\
"Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."
* ''Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet''
** The [[Film/ANightmareOnElmStreet1984 original film from 1984]] has this early exchange:
--->'''Tina:''' Please, God!\\
'''Freddy:''' ''(gesturing to his face with the claws) This'' is God.
** ''Film/ANightmareOnElmStreet2010'' has this in the trailer:
--->'''Jesse Braun:''' Oh, God!\\
'''Freddy Krueger:''' No. Just me.
* Inverted in ''[[Theatre/SeventeenSeventySix 1776]]'', where the obnoxious and disliked UsefulNotes/JohnAdams discovers that UsefulNotes/ThomasJefferson, after a week of writer's block, hasn't finished the Declaration of Independence.
-->'''Adams:''' Good GOD! A whole week! The entire earth was created in a week!\\
'''Jefferson:''' Someday, you must tell me how you did it.
* Played straight in the first ''Film/{{Wishmaster}}'' movie, when, after the Jerkass Genie has arranged something horrible to happen, the (unwitting at the time) wisher says "Oh my god!", with the JG replying "Not yet, mortal. Soon".
* When Fireball shows up in ''Film/TheRunningMan'', Amber exclaims "Jesus Christ!". Ben responds, "Guess again."
* In ''Film/DeathBecomesHer'', when Lisle displays the rejuvenating properties of the potion on Ernest's hand, he exclaims, "My god!" Lisle smiles and says, "Thank you."
* ''Film/TheProphecy'':
-->'''Katherine:''' Oh God...\\
'''Lucifer:''' God? God is love. I don't love you.
* Done in ''Film/TheRulingClass'', where the 14th Earl of Gurney (Peter O'Toole) believes he's Jesus.
* ''Film/ThirtyDaysOfNight''
--> '''Victim''': Please... God.\\
'''Leader vampire''': God? (looks around) No God.
* From ''Film/{{Arachnophobia}}'':
-->'''[[BadassUnintentional Ross]]:''' (After destroying the nest with his ImprobableAimingSkills) Thank God.\\
'''Delbert:''' Don't mention it.
* Played with in ''Film/BigMommasHouse'', when one of the undercover cops has just moved into a neighborhood as part of the operation and is greeted by his female neighbors. When asked if he has a wife, he replies that she's "gone". They sadly ask if she's with Jesus. He corrects them by saying that the guy prefers the Spanish pronunciation.
* After he had to [[StakingTheLovedOne destroy his vampirized daughter Mina]], Prof. Van Helsing in ''Film/{{Dracula 1979}}'' holds his hands to his face and proclaims, "Oh, the devil." Dracula, who has entered the room without him noticing, answers "I'm not as bad as that."
* In ''Film/AmazingGrace'', the abolitionists are surprised when Lord Charles Fox [[HeelFaceTurn walks in unexpectedly to join their side]], leading to the wry exchange:
-->'''Wilberforce:''' Dear God!\\
'''Fox:''' Well, almost.
* The Latin American dub of ''Film/{{Airplane}}'' had to change the "Surely/Don't call me Shirley" puns to "My God/I'm not God" since the original couldn't be translated directly to Spanish while keeping the pun.

* A variation occurs in ''Literature/GoodOmens'' when the Hell's Angels realize the foursome that just walked into their bar are the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. One of them exclaims, "Jesus Christ!" while another, who had paid some attention to Revelation, says, "He's probably looking for somewhere to park his bike."
* In ''[[Literature/JackRyan The Bear and The Dragon]]'' people keep reacting to President Jack Ryan's presence unannounced with "Jesus!" He eventually responds, towards the end of the book, with "That's not my name!"
* Variation: in ''Literature/TheMasterAndMargarita'', a Soviet bureaucrat shouts, "The devils take me," having been thoroughly exasperated by [[ThoseTwoBadGuys Behemoth and Korovyev]]. Being more or less devils, they enthusiastically agreed and promptly "took" him, leaving behind his empty animated suit. (One English translation has him saying "Damn me", with the same result).
** Similarly, in ''[[Literature/TheOnceAndFutureKing The Sword and the Stone]]'' the curse "Castor and Pollux blow me to Bermuda!" is more effective than planned.
* In the short story ''Young Goodman Brown'', one character exclaims "The Devil!" (somewhat akin to "What the hell?") when startled by a character who later actually turns out to be the Devil.
* In the ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' novel ''Discworld/SmallGods'', where Brutha, the protagonist, carries his god (currently in the form of a tortoise) around with him:
-->'''Brutha:''' Oh, my god...\\
'''Om:''' What now?
** Inverted earlier in the novel: Brutha sees an eagle and remembers Om, who ended up in his vicinity due to an eagle's failure to turn said god into lunch. The people who are traveling with him at the time mistake this for a general exclamation.
--->'''Brutha:''' Oh! My God!\\
'''Others:''' What? What is it?\\
'''Brutha:''' Er, has anyone seen my tortoise?
** Inverted in ''{{Discworld/Hogfather}}'', where the God of Hangovers actually considers himself the oh god of hangovers, because people always invoke him with "oh god...".
* A running gag in-story in the ''[[Literature/BetsyTheVampireQueen Undead]]'' series by Mary Janice Davidson. Vampires cannot bear to hear Christ's name or any prayer, as it causes them physical pain. Betsy's tendency to take the Lord's name in vain is therefore unfortunate given her relationship with the vampire Sinclair. So every time she exclaims, "Jesus Christ!" Sinclair winces and says, "I've asked you not to call me that."
* In Creator/PoulAnderson's ''Literature/AMidsummerTempest'', when Jennifer exclaims, "Dear God," Will says another Person holds that post.
* In [[TabletopGame/ForgottenRealms Curse of the Azure Bonds]]. Paraphrased:
-->'''Alias:''' Oh [[FantasyPantheon Gods]]...\\
'''[[GodOfEvil Moander]]:''' Just one. Only me.
* Non-religious variant in ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince'':
-->'''Severus Snape:''' Do you remember me telling you we were practising non-verbal spells, Potter?\\
'''Harry Potter:''' Yes.\\
'''Snape:''' Yes, ''Sir''.\\
'''Harry:''' [[DeadpanSnarker There's no need to]] [[MomentOfAwesome call me 'sir,' Professor.]]
* Many of the swears and oaths used in ''Literature/CodexAlera'' revolve around "furies," elemental beings that give people [[ElementalPowers control over the elements]]. When Amara sees the full power of Garados and Thana, a massive mountain and his "wife," the cold winds from the Sea of Ice, she expresses her shock in the standard Aleran swear of "great furies." Placidus Aria simply responds with "two of them."
* In ''Literature/TalesOfKolmar'', a character once exclaims, "Goddess, Rella!" and Rella lightly responds, "Not yet, but I'm working on it." She isn't; she just has a very irreverent sense of humor.
* In ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'', Harry gets through explaining about necromancy to Butters, and then:
-->'''Butters''' Jesus Christ!\\
'''Dresden''' I don't think they had anything to do with that one.
** Dresden does immediately clarify that it's a joke, after Butters gets flustered.
*** At another point, he mutters, "Jesus Christ. Son of a bitch," and [[ReligiousBruiser Michael]] hastily adds, "He didn't mean it, Lord."
* In ''Literature/MemorySorrowAndThorn'', in one book a [[OurElvesAreBetter Sithi]] randomly shows up in a human war camp. Most humans have never seen a Sithi and they're believed to be nearly extinct, leading one human to exclaim "Blessed Elysia, Mother of our Ransomer!" [[note]] The dominant human religion in this setting, Aedonism, is essentially Catholicism with the names changed; this expression is equivalent to "Mary Mother of God!"[[/note]] The Sithi replies that no, actually her name is Aditu. Note that Sithi are very alien to humans (and vice-versa), but also that Aditu has a playfully mocking sense of humor, so it's unclear if she honestly believed she was the one being addressed, or was just making a joke.
* Played with in ''Literature/TheGreatDivorce'', when a ghost in heaven exclaims "God!" to his SpiritAdvisor, who replies, "God what?" The ghost is confused until his guide explains that [[YouKeepUsingThatWord in heaven's grammar]] [[{{God}} God is a noun]]. The ghost is embarrassed and explains that he only meant something like "[[GoshDangItToHeck By gum]]."

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'': A subversion in ''Back Talk'', when Frasier is dealing with severe back pain. Everyone is trying to give him advice.
-->'''Frasier:''' That sort of exercise only helps people who lack self awareness. I for one am... ''(back pain hits)'' '''''God almighty!''''' \\
'''Niles:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Well, no wonder you're stressed, you've got a whole Universe to run!]]
* One joke on ''Series/NeverMindTheBuzzcocks'' has this to say about a dinosaur being named after Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits.
** "The dinosaur was quoted as saying, 'Jesus -- haven't you got anything more current?'"
** "Another dinosaur then said, '[[FridgeLogic Who's Jesus?]]'"
** "And then Jesus said, 'There were no dinosaurs!'"
* ''Series/{{Charmed}}'' does this a lot, especially in the early seasons.
** After freeing a seemingly innocent group of children from a seemingly evil ice cream truck...
--->'''Prue:''' Oh my god.\\
'''Little boy:''' (complete with [[RedEyesTakeWarning Red]] GlowingEyesOfDoom and [[EvilSoundsDeep deep voice]]) Actually, quite the opposite.
** Later, in the season 5 finale ''Oh My Goddess'', where the sisters get turned into the Greek gods and have to battle titans:
--->'''Paige:''' So much for the titans.\\
'''Phoebe:''' Thank God.\\
'''Piper:''' You're welcome.
** Season 4's "Charmed and Dangerous", where the sisters are ambushed by the Source of All Evil himself:
--->'''Paige:''' Oh my God!\\
'''Source:''' Not quite.
* In ''Series/YesPrimeMinister'', young civil servant Bernard has been instructed to confiscate all the keys to the door between the Cabinet Office and Number 10, to keep his senior, Sir Humphrey, out. Sir Humphrey had a spare unofficial key however and appears, apoplectic with rage, before a terrified Bernard.
-->'''Bernard:''' Oh my God!\\
'''Sir Humphrey:''' No Bernard, it's just your boss.
** From a ''Series/YesMinister'' episode:
--->'''Hacker:''' How did Humphrey know where I was?\\
'''Bernard:''' God moves in a mysterious way.\\
'''Hacker:''' Let me make one thing clear. Sir Humphrey is not God. Okay?\\
'''Bernard:''' Will you tell him or shall I?
** In the episode "Doing the Honours", while discussing the Order of St Michael and St George: The Order has three grades: Companion (CMG), Knight Commander (KCMG) and Knight Grand Cross (GCMG). Bernard explains what the abbreviations mean in the Civil Service:
--->'''Bernard:''' ...Of course, in the Service, CMG stands for "Call Me God". And KCMG stands for "Kindly Call Me God".\\
'''Hacker:''' What does GCMG stand for?\\
'''Woolley:''' "God Calls Me God".
* This was also done in an episode of ''Series/SpinCity'', where guest star Christopher Lloyd's character thought he was God.
-->"Thank God!"\\
"You're welcome!"
** In another episode, James is showing off his chocolate Nativity diorama:
--->'''James:''' Look! Chocolate Jesus!\\
'''Carter:''' Please! At work just call me Carter!
* In the ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' episode "Fear Itself", Xander came dressed as James Bond for Halloween, just in case they get turned into their costumes like they were in a previous Halloween episode. Willow dressed up as Joan of Arc, because of their similarities, like the time she was almost burned at the stake for being a witch, or her close relationship with God. Her boyfriend, Oz, reveals his costume as a simple name tag sticker: "Hello. My name is God".
--> '''Xander:''' Why didn't I think of that? I coulda been God!\\
'''Oz:''' Blasphemer.
::Later, after having to listen to annoying "spooky" sound effects in a haunted house, the noises finally stop[=:=]
--> '''Buffy:''' Thank God!\\
'''Oz:''' ''(holding power lead)'' You're welcome.
* In an early episode of ''Series/JoanOfArcadia'', Joan, who is still reluctant about her new mission and frustrated with the lack of clarity, has this exchange.
-->'''Joan''': God!\\
'''God''': Yes?\\
'''Joan''': No, I... I was taking your name in vain. To be technical. Sorry.
* In the fourth episode of ''Series/{{Blackadder}} Goes Forth'', Flashheart, a popular British aviator enters Blackadder's dugout. Private George and Private Baldrick are aghast
-->'''George:''' MY GOD!\\
'''Flashheart:''' Yes, I suppose I am.
** And from the second series:
--->'''Baby-eating Bishop of Bath and Wells:'''' Drugged, by God!\\
'''Blackadder:''' No, by Baldrick actually, but the effect is much the same.
* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' likes this trope:
** Episode 2.16:
--->'''Molly:''' Oh, thank God!\\
'''Dean:''' Call me Dean.
** Episode 4.15:
--->'''Dean:''' ''(after seeing Alastair disappear in a bright flash of light)'' What the Hell?\\
'''Castiel:''' Guess again.
** And, from season 4's finale:
--->'''Ruby:''' Now guess who's coming to dinner ...\\
'''Sam:''' Oh my God ...\\
'''Ruby:''' Guess again. [[note]]She's just succeeded in tricking him into opening Lucifer's cage, thereby setting the Devil loose on the world. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Whoops]].[[/note]]
** The Web episode in which the Ghostfacers meet Cas.
--->'''Ed:''' *reacting to Castiel's sudden appearance* JESUS CHRIST!\\
'''Castiel:''' *slightly confused* No...I'm Castiel.
* ''Series/{{MASH}}'' occasionally played with a twist of this set-up with Father Mulcahey;
-->'''Mulcahey:''' Good news, Colonel, that was the last of the wounded.\\
'''Potter:''' Thank God.\\
'''Mulcahey:''' I did, sir.
* In the episode "Devil's Due" of ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', a woman who may be the devil transports Picard off the ''Enterprise'', toys with him for a while, transports him back to the bridge in his bathrobe, and causes him to paraphrase Mae West (above):
-->'''Crewman:''' Captain! Thank goodness you're all right!\\
'''Picard:''' Goodness had nothing to do with it.
* In the ''Series/{{Bones}}'' episode, "The Witch in the Wardrobe", Hodgins gives Angela a neck massage, which she [[NotWhatItLooksLike enjoys a little too much.]]
-->'''Angela:''' Oh God, oh thank you God!\\
'''Hodgins:''' "God" is a little formal. "Hodgins" will do.
* In Episode 524 of ''Series/TheMuppetShow'', the Newsman reads a news story about a black-and-yellow striped mackerel getting elected king. At first he thinks it's a prank (especially since he had also read a story about a spy ring attempting to sneak ridiculous stories into the news), but then one of the guards in the theater escorts the new king into the news room:
-->'''[[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep The Newsman]]:''' ''[amazed]'' Holy mackerel!\\
'''King:''' No, "Your Highness" will do.
* The ''Series/RedDwarf'' episode "Lemons" features this:
-->'''Lister''' Really? Jesus!\\
'''Man Sat Behind Him''' Yes?
** Partially justified in that the man's name is actually Jesus. Not the famous one, but the crew manage to convince him that he is for a while.
* In the ''Series/BeingHumanUK'' episode "Being Human 1955", when the pawn shop owner says "Jesus Christ" in response to Hal returning to his shop after freaking him out, Hal [[GameFace shows his fangs]] and says "Not quite."
* A variant upon the introduction of Sherlock's brother in Season 2 of ''Series/{{Elementary}}'':
-->'''Sherlock:''' My God.\\
'''Brother:''' My''croft''.
* In an episode of ''Series/MurphysLaw'' where Murphy reveals he's an undercover cop to a suspect he's been working:
-->'''Richard Mooney:''' Oh my God.\\
'''Tom Murphy:''' Well, Tommy will do for now.
* ''Series/TheFlash2014'': "Not God. ''Grodd.''"
* ''Series/WynonnaEarp'' has this exchange from the first season finale:
-->'''[[BigBad Bobo Del Rey]]:''' ''(annoyed)'' Jesus Christ...\\
'''[[MysteriousWatcher Juan Carlo]]:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Right initials, wrong guy.]]
* When Sherlock first appears to John and Mary in "The Empty Hearse" episode in season 3 of ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'':
-->'''Mary Morstan: '''Oh, my god.\\
'''Sherlock: '''Not quite.
* ''Series/DoctorWho''. In "The Pyramid at the End of the World", the TARDIS materializes inside a laboratory in LockDown and the Doctor steps out, intent on saving the world as usual.
-->'''Lab technician:''' Oh my god!\\
'''The Doctor:''' No, I'm the Doctor, but it's an easy mistake to make.

[[folder:Oral Tradition/Jokes]]
* There's an old joke where a man gets hit by a car while committing a bank robbery. He wakes up in a fiery pit.
-->'''Thief:''' Good heavens!\\
'''Devil:''' Not quite...
* An old Harvard anecdote tells of a Theology professor nearly getting run down by a truck driver.
-->'''Driver:''' Jesus Christ!\\
'''Prof:''' ''(calmly)'' No, just his servant.
* A joke that is told about many statesmen:
-->'''Wife of statesman:''' Oh, my god!\\
'''Statesman:''' [his first name] will suffice while we're among us.
* One story about UsefulNotes/CharlesDeGaulle states that his wife walked in on him while in his bath, and promptly exclaimed "Oh my God!" To which Charles replied "You may call me Charles, dear, I've learned to remain humble."
* The head psychiatrist of an asylum is reading the weekly progress reports. On seeing one of the inmates had [[NapoleonDelusion suddenly declared himself to be Napoleon]], because God had said so. The psychiatrist exclaims, "I said no such thing!"
** In some versions of the joke, the inmate proclaims this out loud, and another inmate is the one who says "I said no such thing!"
** A Spanish version has two inmates arguing, each of them claiming to be the King of Spain "because God told me so"; a third inmate cuts in: "I've never talked to you guys in my life."
* A [[RussianHumour Russian joke]] about a [[UsefulNotes/TheNewRussia New]] [[NouveauRiche Russian]] has a similar sentiment:
--> A New Russian's daughter comes to introduce her new boyfriend to her father. The father takes the boyfriend to his study for a private chat.\\
'''New Russian''': So, do you own your apartment already?\\
'''Boyfriend''': Umm... no... but I believe God will help me!\\
'''New Russian''': OK, a job? Do you have a job?\\
'''Boyfriend''': Ummm... no... again... but I believe God will help me!\\
'''New Russian''': Hmm. Interesting. So how do you expect to support my daughter and your children, should you decide to have any?\\
'''Boyfriend''': Ahh... I don't really know yet... but... I believe God will help me with that, as well!\\
After a little more of this exchange, the boyfriend leaves to go to the bathroom. The New Russian summons his daughter, who asks him:\\
'''Daughter''': So, Daddy, what do you think of him?\\
'''New Russian''': Well, he's a bit of a loser, but he's honest and I really like what he calls me.
* There's a joke that takes the trope name literally, where a robber breaks into someone's house and there's a parrot that keeps repeating "Jesus is watching you!" The robber decides to ignore the parrot and continue with his job, until it transpires that "Jesus" is the name of the family's Rottweiler (or similar aggressive breed of dog).
* A Silicon Valley joke (also used for surgeons, fighter pilots, etc.):
--> What's the difference between God and Larry Ellison? \\
God doesn't think he's [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Ellison Larry Ellison.]]
* And of course the smartass response if anyone takes the Lord's name in vain.
-->"Yes, my son?"
* A joke about an shockingly-looking girlfriend:
-->'''Guy:''' Everybody says my girlfriend looks like Virgin Mary. ''(shows a photo)''\\
'''Friend:''' Sweet mother of God!!!
* [[GodNeverSaidThat So goes the legend]], Stalin was once asked at Yalta (or Potsdam, take your pick) how he knew that he would become ruler of the Soviet Union. Stalin says that God came to him in a vision and told him so ([[CriticalResearchFailure let's forget he was a staunch atheist for the purpose of the joke]]). Franklin Roosevelt turns to Stalin, and says, "Now wait a minute Joe, I never said any such thing!"
* "I ran into a woman who mistook me for Jesus. She said 'Oh, my God, where do you think you're going?'"
* "Jesus" being a not-uncommon name for men in Spanish-speaking countries leads to this kind of humor.
-->'''Girl:''' I'm in love... with Jesus.\\
[Vine cuts to her boyfriend tackling the neighbor] ''JESUS, LEAVE MARIA ALONE!''

* From ''Radio/ImSorryIllReadThatAgain'':
-->'''Jo Kendall:''' Oh my God!\\
'''Director-General:''' Very close! I am, in fact... ''the Director-General of Creator/TheBBC! (Hallelujah Chorus)''
* Crops up in the ''AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho'' audio drama "[[Recap/BigFinishDoctorWho058TheHarvest The Harvest]]," when new companion Hex blunders into the TARDIS and meets the Doctor for the first time.
->'''Hex:''' [[{{Catchphrase}} Oh my god]]. Oh my god!
->'''The Doctor:''' No, I'm the Doctor. But hello just the same.

[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
* Inverted in an Creator/EddieIzzard skit:
-->'''God:''' Jesus ''Christ'', what on Earth is that!?\\
'''Jesus:''' Don't take my name in vain, Dad!\\
'''God:''' Jeezie Chreezie, what on Earth is that!?\\
'''Jesus:''' Don't call me Jeezie Chreezie!
* Inverted in the Creator/BillCosby concert film ''Bill Cosby: Himself''.
-->'''Bill Cosby:''' It was because of my father that, from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ, and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. "Dammit, will you stop all that noise?" And, "Jesus Christ, sit down!" One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, "Dammit will you get back in here!" I said, "Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
** Hilariously inverted in his Noah's Ark routine. When God reveals himself and explains his plan, a skeptical Noah responds, "Who is this really?"
* Played with by Creator/RobinWilliams in his Broadway special:
-->'''Mary:''' Joe,I'm pregnant.\\
'''Joseph:''' ''(stunned)'' Holy mother of God...\\
'''Mary:''' You're right!\\
'''Joseph:''' Oh, Jesus ''Christ'', Mary!\\
'''Mary:''' That's a ''great'' name, Joe! It's so much better than Shmuel!
* Creator/JimGaffigan has a similar routine to Williams, when he discusses how awkward it must have been for Mary to tell Joseph she was pregnant and he ''wasn't'' the father.
-->'''Mary:''' Joseph? Do you remember how we've never made love?\\
'''Joseph:''' ''(eagerly)'' Yes?\\
'''Mary:''' Well, last night an angel visited me, and now I'm pregnant.\\
'''Joseph:''' Jesus Christ!\\
'''Mary:''' ''(relieved)'' Oh, you already know about it?

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* Given their usual level of power over the ''game'' world (and responsibility for keeping it running), {{Game Master}}s responding in this way to appropriate utterances at 'their' table with varying degrees of seriousness isn't exactly unheard of.

* In the Dark Comedy play ''The Ruling Class'', The 14th Earl of Gurney, Jack (played marvelously in the film version by Creator/PeterOToole) is convinced that he is Jesus Christ, the Messiah. When one character exclaims "Jesus Christ" he calmly answers, "Yes?"
** He also originated the quote "How did you realize you were God?" "Well, I was praying one day and then realized I was talking to myself."
* Related: In the 2010 stage revival of ''Series/YesPrimeMinister'', After Jim Hacker says, "Oh God!" The lights go out due to the thunderstorm & Humphrey appears in the doorway, illuminated from behind.
* A variation: In the Larry Shue play ''The Nerd'', a character once swears "Jesus!" loudly, but Rick Steadman (the eponymous nerd) thinks the character is addressing him. Rick comments that the name would make him sound like he came from the Bible, or at least be a baseball player: "Jesus Steadman!" He then responds to the name for the rest of the show.
* In ''Theatre/TheBibleTheCompleteWordOfGodAbridged'', John the Baptist [[AudienceParticipation asks the audience]] to give him "an amen for the way of the Lord." When the audience responds sufficiently loudly, he says, "Thank you, Jesus!" Jesus thereupon enters, comes right up to him and says, "You're very welcome." John gasps.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights2'':
-->'''Grobnar:''' And we could look, at last, for the Wendersnaven!\\
'''Sand:''' Oh, Gods.\\
'''Grobnar:''' No, they're not gods. They're the Wendersnaven...
** Although such obliviousness is pretty well par for the course wherever Grobnar is concerned.
* ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRenegade'':
-->'''Mobius:''' (to Sydney) Thank God you're alive!\\
'''Parker:''' You're welcome.
* Inverted in ''VideoGame/FarCry3.'' When you follow Willis Huntley into his home:
-->'''Huntley:''' You have ten seconds to tell me who you are before I blow you to hell.\\
'''Jason:''' ''[[OhCrap Jesus]]!''\\
'''Huntley:''' [[SarcasmMode I highly doubt it.]] Five seconds.

* Done rather frighteningly in ''Webcomic/TheFancyAdventuresOfJackCannon''.
-->'''Frankie:''' Oh god, oh god, oh god...\\
'''Gavin:''' Please stop calling me that.
* In ''[[http://www.uponatable.com/comic/2002/12/03/damnation-in-the-den-of-elemental-sin-part-2/ Once Upon a Table…]]'', after having another player take his name in vain, Jesus responds in kind:
-->'''Mark Jones:''' Jesus Christ!\\
'''Jesus:''' ...Mark Jones!\\
'''Mark:''' Jesus Christ!!\\
'''Jesus:''' MARK JONES!!!
* Slightly more understandable variation in ''Webcomic/CaseyAndAndy'':
-->'''Jenn:''' Oh my God!\\
'''{{Satan}}:''' What's your second guess?
* ''Apathy Adventures'': [[http://www.awesomepedia.org/journal/index.php?view=29#a "Eh, Satan, hiii... OK, look, it's not that I don't WANT to talk, it's just that I'm kinda busy right now. And I was really just sorta cursing, and not actually... evoking... you..."]]
* ''Webcomic/AlienLovesPredator'':
-->'''Abe:''' Jesus Christ! Do you know who that is? Wait, I think I said that backwards.
* ''Webcomic/BecomingBlizzard'' has a scene where the devil suddenly appears to offer Rufus a [[DealWithTheDevil deal]]:
-->'''Rufus:''' Oh my God!\\
'''Lucibear:''' Wrong deity, dumbass.
* A non-religious variant appears in ''Webcomic/ExterminatusNow''.
-->'''Lothar''': I trust him, Schaefer.\\
'''Schaefer''': ''Sir.''\\
'''Lothar''': "Lothar" will do fine.\\
'''Schaefer''': You ''insolent'' [[CurseCutShort son of a--]]
* ''Webcomic/TheUnspeakableVaultOfDoom'' uses this on at least two occasions. Once on a [[http://www.goominet.com/unspeakable-vault/vault/74/ book cover]] and once in a [[http://www.goominet.com/unspeakable-vault/vault/316/ strip]].
* [[spoiler:Dark Star]] from ''Webcomic/LsEmpire'' does this, although he has more of a right to do this, since he's not just a PhysicalGod, but also [[spoiler:[[AuthorAvatar an author]]]].
-->'''Whacka''': Oh God have mercy. \\
'''[[spoiler:Dark Star]]''': No... I wont.

[[folder:Web Animation]]
* Used often in the ''VideoGame/MetalGear [[AffectionateParody Awesome]]'' series of Flash shorts:
-->'''Snake:''' Shut up, for Christ's sake, I know how to climb a ladder, Jesus ow my EAR!!\\
'''Jesus:''' Sorry, bro. (''heals Snake's ear'')\\
'''Snake:''' Thanks, Jesus.\\
'''Jesus:''' It's coo'.
** Taken to its logical extreme when Snake, disgusted by Otacon's pantswetting, calls out Jesus' name. Jesus appears, is also disgusted, and calls out God's name. Subsequently, ''God'' appears, and is disgusted to the point of regretting ever creating piss.
* One of the shorts in the collaborative ''Film/TheMatrix'' parody, ''The Matrix Has You'' involves a scene where a carpenter accidentally puts a nail in his thumb and shouts: "Jesus '''CHRIST'''!" Cue Jesus sighing and asking "Whaddya want?"
* In chargesdotcomdotbr, there's a vertically-challenged interviewer named Tobby who interviews well-known people (or their [[{{Expy}} expies]]). While interviewing Romário, Tobby asked how Romário would define himself. Romário arrogantly asked how to define such a wonderful, perfect and talented person and Tobby's response led Romário to congratulate him for making a good definition.
* During the ''WebAnimation/CampCamp'' Christmas special, Max yells "Jesus Christ!" upon seeing Preston dressed up for his one-man Nativity play. Take a wild guess as to what costume he was wearing.

[[folder:Web Originals]]
* Used in ''Literature/SailorNothing'', with the variant that the villain responds to the word Hell as opposed to God.
* Cthulhu [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DsgZ4JXXB8#t=252s objects]] to being called "Jesus Christ."
* In ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ug3YkVhkemg Prop 9: The Musical]]'', the fundamentalists and pro-gay groups are debating, when Jesus appears.
-->'''Everyone:''' (Surprised) Jesus Christ!\\
'''[[Creator/JackBlack Jesus]]''': Hey, how's it goin'?
* WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged has this little bit in the Cooler's Revenge retelling:
-->'''Sauza:''' (just after Piccolo takes a breather from kicking his ass) You won't be so tough when ''he'' gets done with you!\\
'''Cooler''': ''[oneshots Piccolo from offscreen]'' That's "He" with a ''capital H'', by the way!
** Also Kami, to Goku, in "Dead Zone Abridged". Since Kami is literally the God of Earth, it's not blasphemous:
--->'''Kami:''' Listen, Goku. Just go after your son. I'll handle Garlic Jr.\\
'''Goku:''' Thank God.\\
'''Kami:''' You're welcome.
** Spoofed again with Guru on Namek, right after he mocks Kami's name [[AGodAmI for its pretentiousness.]]
--->'''Guru:''' Nail... I will henceforth be known as [[HypocriticalHumor Super Kami.]] No, wait! Super Kami ''Guru.''\\
'''Nail:''' [[InSeriesNickname Can I just call you Guru for short?]]\\
'''Guru:''' [[ThirdPersonPerson Super Kami Guru allows this.]]
** Things get really funny when Kami and King Kai (both of whom have a claim on being "gods") do this to each other:
--->'''Kami:''' Are you sure this will work?\\
'''King Kai:''' Are you questioning God?\\
'''Kami:''' Are ''you?''
** After Piccolo first absorbs Kami:
--->'''Vegeta:''' The f*ck's a "Kami?"\\
'''Krillin:''' Basically God.\\
'''Vegeta:''' But I'm still here!
** Also used as a BadassBoast by Piccolo. After fusing with Kami and knocking 17 around, 16 informs him of the fusion.
--->'''17:''' Seriously, What the hell's a Kami?\\
'''Piccolo:''' It means God. Now bow.
** Cell gains this attitude after gaining his perfect form. Best showed when he announced the Cell Games to the world on live television.
--->'''Cell:''' So...keep that in mind, and I'll see you next Sunday! Also: feel free to pray to your god. But — spoilers! - I won't be listening.
** Played for laughs in "Plan to Eradicate Christmas"
--->'''Piccolo:''' ''(to Gohan)'' You know I do actually celebrate Christmas.\\
'''Gohan:''' Really?\\
'''Piccolo:''' Yeah, when you think about it. I'm basically the Son of God.\\
'''Kami:''' ''(in Piccolo's mind)'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Oh, Jesus Christ.]]\\
'''Piccolo:''' ''(to Kami)'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint KINDA!]]\\
'''Nail:''' ''(also in Piccolo's mind)'' Wait, does that make me the Holy Spirit?\\
'''Piccolo and Kami:''' ''(to Nail)'' [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike KINDA!]]
* [[http://weknowmemes.com/2012/01/thanks-jesus-for-this-food-de-nada/ Spoofed here]] (for those who [[DontExplainTheJoke don't get the joke]], [[spoiler:"Jesus" is a common Catholic name in Latin American countries.]]
* In ''WebVideo/SwordArtOnlineAbridged'', Kibao says he doesn't need evidence and asks Jesus to back him up. One player with the name Jesus responds "It's pronounced 'Hay-soos', and I don't know you."

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* A variant occurs in the ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' short "Noah's Lark":
-->'''Noah:''' Ma, is that you? Your voice changed.\\
'''God:''' I'm not your mother, Noah.\\
'''Noah:''' Oh, my God.\\
'''God:''' Precisely.
* A short cartoon shown in the early days of ''WesternAnimation/SpikeAndMike'' involved the main character interrupting, among other things, a brain surgery in progress...
-->'''Surgeon:''' God! Oh God!\\
'''Rick:''' Oh please, let's not be formal. Call me "Bishop".
* In every ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' episode that features Jesus, some character will exclaim "Jesus!", prompting Jesus to inquire, "Yes?"
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', where Peter has convinced others that he has healing abilities and is the Messiah.
-->'''Lois:''' (sees a giant golden idol in Peter's image) Oh my God!\\
'''Peter:''' Yes?\\
'''Lois:''' That's not funny.
** And another:
--->'''God:''' (''after accidentally burning down a bar'') Jesus Christ!\\
'''Jesus:''' What?\\
'''God:''' Get the Escalade, we're out of here!
** Yet another:
--->'''Peter:''' (''seeing that their bar hasn't been destroyed by the hurricane'') Thank God!\\
'''God:''' (''on horseback'') You're welcome!
* Subverted in ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''.
-->'''Bender:''' ''Oh my God.'' Are you...God?\\
'''God?:''' Possibly.
* In ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries'', the Joker pulls of a more family-friendly version on a copyright official.
-->'''Mr. Francis:''' Great Scott!\\
'''Joker:''' ''Actually'', I'm Irish.
* In ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries'', when Jimmy and Lois see the demon Superman is fighting:
-->'''Jimmy:''' Holy...\\
'''Lois:''' Not the word I would use.
** A variation occurs in another episode where Bruno Mannheim finds himself on Apokolips and asks "Where in God's name are we?" to which Kanto replies, "That depends. [[{{ComicBook/Darkseid}} Which god are you talking about?]]"
* ''WesternAnimation/BromwellHigh'' has an episode where one of the teachers build a robotic Jesus. Obviously, when said teacher says Jesus in dismay, the robot went "...Yes?".
* A RunningGag in ''WesternAnimation/SheepInTheBigCity'' is whenever a character exclaims "Great Scott!", a stereotypical Scotsman by that name appears and says, [[BigYes "YEEESS?!"]]
* Played with in ''WesternAnimation/TheOblongs''.
-->'''Pristine:''' When things look their darkest, and I'm not sure there's a reason to go on, there's always one person I turn to.\\
'''Pickles:''' Jesus?\\
'''Pristine:''' Yes, but he pronounces it 'Hey-Zeus.' He's the best facialist in Hill Valley.

[[folder: Real Life]]
* Fairly sinister example -- ProfessionalKiller Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski once said this:
-->I don't believe in God. People have called me God, though-- "Oh God, no! Oh God, no!"
* Marie: God, your feet are cold!
-->'''Vince Lombardi:''' When we're in bed, just call me "Vince".
* ''[[Website/NotAlwaysRight Not Always Learning]]'' had a teacher use [[https://notalwaysright.com/answering-to-a-high-school-er-power/33000/ this.]]
* In the book, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Christs_of_Ypsilanti The Three Christs of Ypsilanti]], a patient said, "Jesus Christ, stop that snoring," when a man was snoring in his dorm. The patient who thought he was Jesus replied, "That wasn't me who was snoring, it was him!"