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[[caption-width-right:350:Because everything you need for an authentic medieval feast is a shitload of industrially made sausage spread.]]

->'''John Connor:''' We got company.\\
'''Miles Dyson:''' Police?\\
'''Sarah Connor:''' How many?\\
'''John Connor:''' Uh, [[OhCrap all of them]], I think.
-->-- ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay''

A StockPhrase joke used to indicate that giving a number, even a vague estimate, would be pretty useless at this point--yeah, [[NotHyperbole the entirety of Europe just stormed your base]]. Commonly overlaps with an OhCrap moment, or comes just before or after one. Or a HeartwarmingMoment--which should we save? AllOfThem.

Note that this trope is a joke, normally in response to a question that would usually be answered with a number. Don't put every single example of someone using the words 'all of them' on this page -- in general, if it's not funny or at least {{gallows humor}}, it isn't this trope. Usually, if the phrase is being used in a literal manner, it's not this trope, either, though sometimes the sheer implausibility of having literally every single cop in the world raiding your house or somesuch can be used as a joke itself. But seriously answering that [[FinalSolution you want every member of a population killed]], for instance, doesn't qualify. Compare GonnaNeedMoreX, another trope about situations involving overwhelming quantities.

'''Note for Examples: This trope only applies if "All Of Them" is a response to a direct question about quantity.'''
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[[folder:Advertisements]]
* The picture above is from a TV ad that has become somewhat of a meme in Germany, which features a horseman in medieval garments who enters a modern day butchery and buys the shop's entire stock of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W1JO8S5yWA Rügenwalder tea sausage]].
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[[folder:AnimeAndManga]]
* In ''Manga/KenichiTheMightiestDisciple'', this is what Chikage (a girl with SweetTooth) answers when Ukita asks her how many sugar cubes she put into her tea.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In ''ComicBook/{{Bone}}'', after the Crown of Horns incident.
--> '''Fone Bone:''' How many dragons did we wake up?\\
'''Thorn:''' All of them.
* In ''ComicBook/{{Cerebus the Aardvark}}'':
--> '''Regency Elf:''' If you could have any amount of money... how much would you want?\\
'''Cerebus''': [[YouFailEconomicsForever All of it.]]
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[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
* ''WesternAnimation/ChickenRun'': Mrs Tweedy asks Mr Tweedy to get the chickens to test out their new pie-making machine. "[[KillThemAll All]]" [[KillThemAll of them]].
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/IronMan2'': When Justin Hammer shows off a wide selection of weapons to stick on Rhodes' newly-acquired Mk II suit. There's a ''very'' good reason it became known as War Machine.
* ''Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay''. Occurs when the protagonists have broken into the Cyberdyne building and are preparing to blow it up, as seen in the page quote.
* ''Film/TheProfessional''
-->'''Stansfield:''' Bring me everyone.\\
'''Benny:''' What do you mean "everyone"?\\
'''Stansfield:''' '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk EVE-RY-ONE!!!]]'''''
* A [[MathematiciansAnswer technically correct]] (assuming inclusive) one from ''Film/LittleManTate'':
--> '''Elementary School Math Teacher:''' "How many numbers between 1 and 10 are divisible by 2?"
--> '''Tate:''' All of them.
** Of course, if you want to be [[ExactWords especially pedantic]] about it, she should have asked, "How many whole numbers between 0 and 11 are evenly divisible by 2?"
* There's a particularly [[SciFiWritersHaveNoSenseOfScale ridiculous]] one in ''Film/{{Stealth}}'' that happens once the AI plane [[LightningCanDoAnything becomes sentient after getting struck by lightning.]]
-->'''Tech Guy''': EDI just downloaded some music from the internet.
-->'''Ben Gannon''': How much?
-->'''Tech Guy''': All of it.
* ''Film/{{Contagion}}''. Two pathologists are doing an autopsy on Patient Zero -- the moment they take a look at what's left of her brain, the older pathologist tells his colleague to back away from the table.
-->'''Younger Pathologist:''' (backing away) You want me to call somebody?
-->'''Older Pathologist:''' I want you to call everybody.
* ''Film/BatmanBegins'': Bruce Wayne, after giving his coat to a homeless guy and deciding to secretly leave Gotham:
--> '''Bruce Wayne:''' Be careful who sees you with that. They're going to come looking for me.
--> '''Homeless Man:''' Who?
--> '''Bruce Wayne:''' Everyone.
* From ''Film/{{Battleship}}'':
-->"Prepare to fire."
-->"Sir, which weapons?"
-->"All of them."
* ''Film/AlienVsPredator''. Two Weyland Industries personnel are looking at thermal satellite images showing a pyramid buried under the ice of MysteriousAntarctica.
-->'''Supervisor:''' Wake them up.
-->'''Tech 2:''' Who?
-->'''Supervisor:''' Everybody.
* ''Film/{{Contact}}''. After figuring out a radio signal encoding prime numbers is coming from Vega.
-->'''Willie''': Who are we going to call now?
-->'''Ellie Arroway''': Everybody.
* ''Film/IntoTheStorm'': Used in George and Churchill's first conversation, regarding the movement of the British Army ("How many of them (will go to France)?" "All of them. The entire British army.")
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[[folder:{{Literature}}]]
* ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'':
** In ''Literature/SummerKnight'' between a member of the Alphas and Dresden himself as they prepare to go into the Summer vs. Winter battle:
--> '''Billy:''' How many faeries are we talking about?\\
'''Harry:''' All of them
** Once more in ''Literature/ProvenGuilty'' of the same series.
--> '''Harry:''' Uh. How many of them?\\
'''[[spoiler:Lea]]:''' Why, all of [[spoiler:Winter]], child. All of us.
-->'''Harry:''' Crap.
** Also in the novella ''Aftermath'':
-->'''Murphy:''' Dresden killed the [[spoiler:Red Court]].\\
'''Billy:''' You mean... those [[spoiler:vampires]] in the basement?\\
'''Murphy:''' I mean the [[spoiler:Red Court]]. All of them.
** In ''Literature/ColdDays'', Harry comments about how his actions in ''Literature/ProvenGuilty'' pissed off the fairies. All of them.
* In ''Literature/HaloGhostsOfOnyx'', the protagonists are on the run from the titular "ghosts": [[spoiler:Forerunner Onyx Sentinels]], which are much more dangerous than standard ones found in the games. Late in the book, it leads to this:
-->"We've got incoming," Fred's static-filled voice crackled over the COM. "Sentinels."
-->"How many?"
-->"Sir, all of them."
* Literature/{{Discworld}}:
** Related joke: In ''Discworld/GuardsGuards'', Nobby, in a panic, leaves the Mended Drum to report to Vimes that Carrot was fighting ''in'' the Mended Drum. Vimes asked to clarify "All by himself?" "No. With everyone!"
** In ''Discworld/{{Jingo}}'' after repeated scenes of Vimes ordering things to be thrown overboard, Reg Shoe wonders, with a storm approaching, "how far the barometer's sunk" and Detritus replies "All der way."
* At one point in ''Literature/{{Shatterpoint}}'', sidekick Nick Rostu gets a little fed up with Mace Windu's dual habits of a) having apeshit insane plans and b) never telling Nick about them, leading to this exchange (paraphrased):
-->'''Nick''': "And now the droid starfighters are targeting ''[[OhCrap us]]''..."
-->'''Mace''': "How many?"
-->'''Nick''': "Was I unclear on this? '''All of them!'''"
-->'''Mace''': "Nick."
-->'''Nick''': "Um. Two hundred and forty-three."
-->'''Mace''': "Good. [[BatmanGambit That should be enough]]."
* In ''Literature/MonsterHunterInternational'', Owen asks how many gun laws his new, custom-made [[CoolGun shotgun]] breaks. The response is "All of them."
** Earlier, Owen asks how much blood he lost in a fight: "most of it".
* In ''Literature/InstrumentOfGod'', David is talking to someone who informs him that the Supervisors have quit. "How many? All of them? ... Oh shit, that's bad."
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[[folder:LiveActionTelevision]]
* ''Series/BabylonFive'':
** From one discussion:
--->'''Sheridan''': Sorry to drag you out here in the middle of the night, but I thought you should see this. Here, come on over here. This is the Imphili homeworld. They've recently been victims of attacks by Raiders that have decimated their world. They've asked for membership in the Alliance and protection. We've asked the Drazi to provide ships to help with the defense, because the Imphili are on the edge of Drazi space. Isn't that correct, Ambassador?"\\
'''Drazi Ambassador''': "Yes, but what are those dots around the planet?\\
'''Delenn''': Those are [[CoolStarship White Stars]], Ambassador.\\
'''Drazi Ambassador''': How many?\\
'''Londo''': All of them.
* ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'': In Season 8, after Xander kills the vampire that killed Renee, Buffy goes to comfort him, ordering the other slayers to kill the members of the Japanese cult. Every last one of them.
* ''Series/GameOfThrones'': Beyond the Wall:
-->'''Lord Commander Mormont:''' How many wildlings have joined him?
-->'''Qhorin Halfhand:''' From what we can tell, all of them.
* ''Series/WhiteCollar'': In the pilot, when Peter hunts down Neal after his prison break:
-->'''Neal:''' We surrounded? (Peter nods) How many?
-->'''Peter:''' Including my agents, and the marshals? All of them, I think.
* ''Series/Studio60OnTheSunsetStrip'': Zhang Tao has just spoken English to Jack Rudolph after spending about 10 episodes using a translator:
-->'''Jack''': You speak English?
-->'''Tao''': I speak a few words.
-->'''Jack''': How many words?
-->'''Tao''': All of them.
* In the ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' episode "The Mentalists", Sam and Dean are investigating the deaths of "[[PhonyPsychic mediums]]" in a town full of them.
-->'''Sam''': How many crystal balls do you figure there are in Lily Dale?
-->'''Dean''': Somewhere between 50 and, uh, all of them.
* A slightly different version from ''Series/MyHero'':
-->'''Ella''': I asked him how much TV he watches, and he said "The whole screen"!
* ''Series/TheFinder''. Walter has tasked Willa to sort through a big mess of security footage and has given her lots of sugar and coffee to help her do it.
-->'''Willa:''' [[CaffeineBulletTime Isitmorningalreadyitcan'tbemorningwhyisthesunup?]]
-->'''Leo:''' Willa, how much coffee did you drink?!
-->'''Willa:''' Allofit. [=ButIfoundCarlos=].
* At the end of the Dominion War in ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', the female changeling orders the death of the Cardassians for their betrayal. Weyoun, used to making examples, asks who he is supposed to be killing. When told they are ALL to die, Weyoun merely remarks that carrying out that order could take some time.
* In ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle'', Reese tries to make some money by volunteering as a medical test subject. Unfortunately, he starts to have some very unpleasant side effects from all the drugs he's mixing. Eventually, he calls Francis in tears over the phone:
-->'''Reese''' Francis! You've gotta help me! I don't wanna take drugs anymore!
-->'''Francis:''' Oh geez! Okay, Reese, I want you to tell me very specifically; what kind of drugs did you take?
-->'''Reese:''' ''All of them!''
* In ''Series/{{Community}}'', when Pierce's invention for a "chairless chair" fails, and looks to have [[AssShove injured]] Pierce, as he starts to collapse, he quietly says "Someone please call ''all'' the ambulances."
* On ''Series/{{Smallville}}'', when {{Darkseid}} manipulates the people to fear and hate heroes, [[LoisLane Lois]] asks her cousin to hack news websites so they can place pro-hero videos on them. [[CanonImmigrant Chloe]] asks: "How many?" - "All of them!"
* ''Series/TheMentalist'' - In a CrowningMomentOfFunny, the psychopathic VillainOfTheWeek tries to mow down dozens of bystanders [[spoiler: and fails because Jane had filled his gun with blanks.]] Cue [[DeadpanSnarker Cho]]:
-->'''Cho:''' Hey, how you doing. You're under arrest for the attempted murder of... *gestures at the terrified crowd* everybody.
* ''Series/CriminalMinds'' has this discussion between David Rossi (who is divorced three times) and Aaron Hotchner from "Omnivore":
-->'''Rossi:''' My wife said I have a flair for the dramatic.
-->'''Hotchner:''' Which one?
-->'''Rossi:''' All of them.
* ''Series/TheVampireDiaries'' - When Jeremy asks Bonnie how much of the dead witches' energy she'll need to kill Klaus, this is her answer.
* In ''Series/StargateAtlantis'' John is asked how many enemy soldiers there are:
-->'''John Sheppard:''' If I had to guess I'd say all of them
-->'''Rodney [=McKay=]:''' So, a lot of them?
-->'''John Sheppard:''' Yes, Rodney. A lot.
* ''Series/GuysWithKids'', "Gary's Day Off": Marny takes their son Clark to the emergency room due to stomach pain. Gary the father arrives later...
-->'''Gary:'''what did you eat?
-->'''Clark:'''Grape jelly.
-->'''Gary:'''How much?
-->'''Clark:'''All of it.
* ''PeeWeesPlayhouse'': Santa Claus says this to Pee-Wee, whose Christmas list was so expansive that the other children in the world wouldn't have any presents.
* ''DoctorWho'': This forms the BigDamnHeroes climax of "The Day of the Doctor." "No sir...[[TheNthDoctor ALL THIRTEEN!]]"
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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* In ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'', Sally gave this answer when Charlie Brown, teaching her how to count, asked how many sailboats she saw in a book illustration.
* Parodied by Swedish cartoonist [[http://cdn08.dayviews.com/1/_u1/_u9/_u6/u1963/37920_1141050931.jpg Jan Stenmark]].
-->It wasn't a lone madman. It was the entire city of Härnösand.
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[[folder:Music]]
* In Music/WeirdAlYankovic's song "JerrySpringer" has an interlude much like a typical Springer ep that starts this way:
-->'''Man''': Baby, I've been sleepin' with your sister!
-->'''Woman''': Which one?
-->'''Man''': All of 'em!
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[[folder:VideoGames]]
* From the flashback mission "Project Nova" in ''VideoGame/CallOfDutyBlackOps''[[note]]And a CastingGag, since Reznov's voice actor, Gary Oldman, said the last line in ''Film/TheProfessional'' (see example above)[[/note]] :
-->'''Reznov''': Keep moving! This is not our war!\\
'''Nevski''': Then who do we fight?\\
'''Reznov''': '''EVERYONE'''!
* From the first Brotherhood of Nod mission in ''[[VideoGame/CommandAndConquer Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun]]'':
-->'''CABAL:''' ''"The probablility of a favorable outcome can be increased if we can return to your main base and engage the enemy as we move.''\\
'''Slavik:''' Define "favorable outcome", CABAL.\\
'''CABAL:''' ''"They all die."'' [[note]]'''Slavik''': That'll do.[[/note]]
* ''VideoGame/NeedForSpeed: Most Wanted'' has a ShoutOut to ''Film/TheProfessional'' just before the final chase.
--> '''Cross:''' You mean to tell me the most wanted street racer ''happened'' to get away?
--> [...]
--> '''Cross:''' I want every single unit after the guy.
--> '''Partner:''' Everyone?
--> '''Cross:''' [[ChewingTheScenery EVEREEEOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]]
* ''In VideoGame/LegacyOfHeroes'' When Moxie is asked how much she benches, she replies "everything".
* A crazed Nightkin you can find in VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas starts this conversation (paraphrased):
--> '''Nightkin:''' You buy wind-brahmin?
--> '''Courier:''' Um, what?
--> '''Nightkin:''' Wind-brahmin, you buy one.
--> '''Courier:''' How much?
--> '''Nightkin:''' All.
--> '''Courier:''' All of my caps?
--> '''Nightkin:''' Yes.
* A variation on this plays out between Admiral Hatchet and Warlord Torok in [[WorldOfWarcraft Silverpine Forest]]:
--> '''Hatchet:''' Torok, how many of our men are sober right now?
--> '''Torok:''' Including me, Admiral?
--> '''Hatchet:''' Yes.
--> ''Torok considers.''
--> '''Torok:''' Um... none of them, Admiral.
* There is a variation on this in VideoGame/TheElderScrolls Oblivion: Shivering Isles after completing a quest for Sheogorath:
--> '''PC reports a completion of his quest.'''
--> '''Sheogorath:''' Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone!
** Though he immediately changes his mind and plays a different variation of this:
--> '''Sheogorath:''' Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese. True?
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[[folder:WebComics]]
* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', when Grace [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2002-12-03 first transforms into her first legion form]] this conversation occurs:
-->'''Sarah:''' Um... Uh, what form is this?
-->'''Grace:''' ...Well, If I had to guess I'd say... all of them?
* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-10-30 "How many casualties were there?"]]
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-04-04 "How much more of my fleet do I need to put on this?" "Let's be safe, and say 'all of it'."]]
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2005-05-02 "Who else is coming?"]]
** [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-04-21 "There's room in there to dock battleplates.]] '''All''' [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2013-04-21 of the battleplates."]]
* Operation "Giant Smoking Crater" in ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists''.
* ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan'', [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2010-02-08 here]]. Spoilers ahoy.
* Happens in ''Webcomic/{{Chainsawsuit}}'' when [[http://chainsawsuit.com/2011/08/15/humans-and-habitats/ Cthulhu plays Humans and Habitats]] and asks how many rounds his character is dead for.
* In ''Webcomic/HijinksEnsue'', when [[http://hijinksensue.com/2010/02/22/tonights-forecast-snow-and-ice/ Eli is about to propose to Denise]]:
-->'''Denise:''' How much did you have to drink?
-->'''Eli:''' All? Is ''all'' a number? All of beer.
* Characters in ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' frequently use this for emphasis, usually in the form "All (of) the X. ''[[MemeticMutation All of them.]]'' There were no more X for anyone to Y."
* ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/07/16 used this joke]] to parody HollywoodHacking that borders on a CriticalResearchFailure.
* ''Webcomic/HyperboleAndAHalf'' does it twice in the [[http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html same comic]]: "CLEAN '''ALL''' THE THINGS!"; later, "clean ''all'' the things?"
* In the "Dark Science" arc of ''Webcomic/DresdenCodak'', Balthasar asks Kim how much food she ordered and she replies "All of it."
* In ''Webcomic/TheWhiteboard'', when [[http://the-whiteboard.com/autowb628.html Swampy is phoning a window repair company]] after yet another bout of explosive [[HilarityEnsues hilarity]]:
--> '''Swampy''': Hey, Rog, they want to know how many windows got damaged this time.\\
'''Roger''': Um...\\
'''Swampy''' ''(to the receiver)'': I don't even know why I asked. He's just gonna say "all of 'em".\\
'''Roger''': No, I think the one in the bathroom hasn't broken...
* ''Webcomic/FlintlockesGuideToAzeroth'' gives us this little gem from everyone's favorite hyper-violent, less-than-clever dwarf when in control of a dirigible steered in the direction of Stormwind (for non-players, this means he is aiming at ''the capital city of friendly territory'').
--> '''Flintlocke:''' [[RammingAlwaysWorks RAMMING SPEED!]]\\
'''Bloodrose:''' What are we ramming?\\
'''Flintlocke:''' '''EV'RYTHING!'''
* In ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'', during the Mohkadun arc, Kozaku the Destroyer summons scorpions to poison the city's aqueduct. Specifically, ''all'' the scorpions.
* [[http://www.systemcomic.com/ The System]] lists All of them as an [[http://www.systemcomic.com/2011/12/26/the-system-550-orders-of-magnitude/ order of magnitude]]

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[[folder:WebOriginal]]
* In ''WebVideo/TheGuild'', Vork irritably responds like this [[{{Omniglot}} when asked how many languages he speaks]]. (He may have meant it literally, since so far he's been able to understand and respond in every language spoken in his presence, including Korean, Hindi, and possibly Spanish.)
* A [[http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506 "leaked" version]] of Michael Bay's script for ''Film/TheDarkKnight'' [[spoiler: (It's fake)]] contains a hilarious version of this:
-->'''Bruce:''' We [[HollywoodHacking hack the internet]].
-->'''Alfred:''' Hack the internet?
-->'''Bruce:''' Yes, hack the internet.
-->'''General:''' Nobody's ever hacked the internet before.
-->'''Bruce:''' Well, there's a first for everything.
-->'''General:''' Okay, I like it, but which one of the internets do we hack?
-->'''Bruce:''' All of them.
* In a recent ''{{Neopets}}'' event, you can get [[http://i.imgur.com/TTQeaj6.png an achievement]] which references ''Webcomic/HyperboleAndAHalf'''s use of this trope, although there are only five challengers you have to fight to earn it.
* In the NerdCubed [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL0Uc8ZdmTs Skate 3 video]] (go to 9:55 for the moment in question), after a rather unpleasant looking fall:
-->'''Nerd Cubed:''' Oh, I hope you're wearing ''all'' the cups.
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[[folder:WesternAnimation]]
* In "The Rebirth," the MultiParter that comprises the final season of ''WesternAnimation/TransformersGenerationOne'', when Optimus is asked how many Decepticons are approaching Cybertron his answer is an emphatic "''All of them!''"
* The scene from ''Film/TheProfessional'' is parodied in ''WesternAnimation/DanVs'' "The Salvation Armed Forces." Dan tells Crunchy, employee of Greatwill (rival to the SAF) to "assemble the troops."
-->'''Crunchy''': What troops?\\
'''Dan''': EVE-RY-ONE!!\\
'''Crunchy''': ''turns to the left'' Uh, hey, everyone?
* From ''WesternAnimation/MegasXLR''
-->(During an intergalactic, giant robot pro-wrestling match)\\
'''[[Franchise/EvilDead Magnanimous]]''' (coordinator): Send...in...everyone.\\
'''Assistant''': Which one?\\
'''Magnanimous''': EVERY ONE!!! (hits a button labeled "EVERYONE")
* In the ''WesternAnimation/ThunderCats2011'' episode "Between Brothers", when discussing the Lizard army that has surrounded the Elephants' village.
-->'''Panthro:''' Bad news. The entire village is surrounded.\\
'''Cheetara:''' How many troops?\\
'''Panthro:''' If I had to guess, I'd say "All of them."
* At the end of ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' ChristmasEpisode "Christmas Everyday":
-->'''Easter Bunny''': How many more houses do we have to hit?
-->'''Timmy''': All of them?
* Used parodiously in ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' when Zapp's ship gets cut in half, dumping a... ''considerable'' number of [[{{Redshirt}} his troops]] into the vacuum of space:
-->'''Zapp:''' How many did we lose?
-->'''Kif:''' All of them.
-->'''Zapp:''' Well, at least they won't have to mourn each other.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' Season 3 Episode 11. A German company have bought Springfield's nuclear plant and is talking with Homer (the safety inspector) for a "brief exchange of ideas".
-->'''German Guy:''' You have been safety inspector for two years. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?
-->'''Homer:''' Uh... all of them?
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[[folder:RealLife]]
* Seems like on [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII D-Day]] dawn a German soldier (Major Werner Pluskat) looked out at the English Channel and phoned his superiors that the allies had ten thousand ships coming right at him. At first they thought Pluskat had [[GetAHoldOfYourselfMan lost his mind]] because there was no way his claim could possibly be true, until he assured them that the exact number wasn't important but there was clearly a massive fleet out there. His exaggeration wasn't much of one, either, as the Allies did have ''several'' thousand ships involved in Operation Overlord.
-->'''Soldier:''' Allied ships in the Channel!\\
'''Command:''' How many?\\
'''Soldier:''' All of them!
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[[folder:Other]]
* Creator/EddieIzzard:
--> '''Paris:''' Dad, found [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_of_Troy this woman]]!
--> '''Priam:''' Whoa, where's she from?
--> '''Paris:''' She's from Sparta!
--> '''Priam:''' ...Agh, you twit. Nip upstairs, see if there are any ships on the horizon.
--> '''Paris:''' Right. [''he does''] Uhh... Ships. Yeah, yeah, there's ships.
--> '''Priam:''' Well, how many?
--> '''Paris:''' -thinking noises- ...all of them.
* A UsefulNotes/SarahPalin interview:
--> '''CBS Correspondent:''' What newspapers and magazines did you regularly read before you were tapped for this, to stay informed and to understand-
--> '''Palin:''' I read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media-
--> '''CBS Correspondent:''' But like, what ones specifically, I'm curious that you-
--> '''Palin:''' Um, All of them.
* This Staredad Meme image: [[http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/756u/ All of them]]
* An old joke that pops up in numerous places is some variation of the following (also counts as a MathematiciansAnswer).
-->Q: How many bodies are buried in this cemetery?
-->A: All of them.[[note]]Not always true if a funeral is currently being held or if the cemetery staff are attending to the grounds, or if the cemetery includes things like above-ground tombs. Nobody is buried in Grant's tomb, but President Grant and his wife Julia are entombed therein.[[/note]]
* Another joke (said in a piratey accent):
-->Q: How many Rs in '[[OverlyLongGag Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr]]!' [[note]]Of course, due to the joke's answer, this is just shorthand.[[/note]]
* A common physics joke:
-->Q: How much energy does it take to destroy the universe?
-->A: All of it.
* A Star Trek joke:
-->Q: How many Borg does it take to change a lightbulb?\\
A: [[HiveMind All of them]]!
* A Chuck Noris fact:
-->Q: How many push-ups can Chuck Noris do?
-->A: All of them.
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