->''Due to overwhelming reader response, I have added breasts to the space dinosaur cowboy.\\\
This was not a statement I was expecting to make today (or ever), but your logic is irrefutable and I am not above admitting my own mistakes.''
-->-- Editorial comment on [[http://nonadventures.com/2011/09/02/das-reboot/ this strip]], ''Webcomic/TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella''c

This is when [[ItMakesSenseInContext odd]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext conditions]] prompt someone to say something utterly crazy-sounding, and someone else (usually the local DeadpanSnarker) comments that "I doubt that's ever been said before" or "Now there's a sentence that doesn't get used much", or similar. Essentially a StockPhrase, but hard to name as such since it can be formulated in a ton of different ways.

Usually involves ItMakesSenseInContext or MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext.

Contrast: IWouldSayIfICouldSay, when an ordinary expression is factually inapplicable; and INeedToGoIronMyDog, in which a flimsy, improvised excuse results in a bizarre sequence of words, but everyone just accepts it.

See also MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels, in which mistranslation between languages can lead to this trope.

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!!Examples

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[[folder:Comedy]]
* One of Creator/JeffFoxworthy 's "You might be a redneck" jokes involves the rare ''nonoffensive'' use of the words "nipple" and "beaver" in the same sentence. [[note]]The headline "Local man gets nipple bitten off by beaver"[[/note]]
* Creator/GeorgeCarlin had a list of "things nobody would ever say."
** They included "Hand me that piano," which actually was used in an episode of ''Series/TheGoonShow''. One of his books features a paragraph-long sentence entitled, "No One Ever Wrote This Sentence Before." It starts off: "On the feast of St. Stephen, I was driving my hearse to the wholesale liverwurst outlet when suddenly a hermaphrodite in a piano truck backed out of a crackhouse driveway..."
** He had another bit that utilized this. It started off talking about things you never see, then transitioned into things you never hear. At that point he declared that he would say a sentence that no one before him had ever said. Ever. The sentence? "Right after I put this red hot poker in my ass I'm going to go chop my dick off!" He then moved on to yet more rare sentences, like "Honey, let's sell the children, move to Zanzibar, and begin taking opium rectally."
** From Carlin's abovementioned book: "THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR: 'Please stop sucking my dick or I'll call the police.'”
* From Creator/LewisBlack: "[[OrphanedPunchline If it weren't for my horse,]] [[NoodleIncident I wouldn't have spent that year in college]]." The bit is about how crazy he went trying to figure out what specific circumstances would make that sentence make sense. And then you realize that someone who went to an institution of higher learning apparently said something that nonsensical and your eyes close and they find you dead in your bathroom.
* Creator/RayRomano has a routine in which he mentions that when he is driving at night and needs to stay awake, he tries to think up sentences that no one has ever said (followed by a situation in which they ''would'' be). Examples include "Give me back my fudge suitcase" and "If hernias were rainbows, I'd be Raymond Burr".
* Creator/BrianRegan has a bit about how parents get to say things that people without kids would never get to say. "Buddy, don't try and balance your fruit juice between your chest and the table". Cue hypothetical exchange between two grown adults with the same sentence. "You know, it does seem rather precarious. You know, when I set that on the table, that ''does'' seem more solid underneath. Thanks for your help." "You're welcome. Continue with your proposal."
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* One issue of ''Comicbook/{{Daredevil}}'' has a superhero team up against Doc Ock that includes this line:
-->'''Comicbook/{{Spider-Man}}:''' White Tiger, Daredevil. Daredevil, White Tiger. And I ''have'' to be the first person on the ''planet'' who has ever said that out loud.
* ''Comicbook/DemonKnights'' #10:
-->'''Comicbook/VandalSavage''': Look! It's a ''pirate'' sea serpent! That is something I have ''never'' shouted before!
* From ''AtomicRobo: The Ghost of Station X'':
-->'''Tucker:''' This is such an honor. I wanted to be a robot when I grew up! You were my hero! Hell, you're the reason why I'm a trucker.
-->'''Robo:''' That's a sentence I've never heard before.
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[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'':
-->'''Jon''': (munching on a salad) [[http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1995/ga950429.gif Hmm, interesting lettuce.]]\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Garfield:''' There's a phrase you don't hear every day.
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* From ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'':
--> '''Earl:''' Thanks, Earth Potentate! ''*{{beat}}*'' Boy, there's three words I never [[RougeAnglesOfSatin though]] I'd say in a row.
* ''Fanfic/GensokyosHeart'' has [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Remilia]] point out the strange thing she just said to [[VideoGame/StarCraft Abathur]].
--> '''Remilia''': "I'm not accusing you of anything. You just ate her hair and used it to turn that strange monster of yours into a girl."
---> '''Remilia''': "...That sounds strange when you explain it aloud."
* From ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'', even if the comment on the sentence's strangeness isn't voiced:
--> Ichiro raised a hand to his face and sighed. ''"My apologies for their behavior"'', he said, bowing his head. ''"Good help is hard to keep from being thrown away in a pointless attack on your ... fiance."'' What a strange thing to say!
* In ''Fanfic/FiveScoreDividedByFour'', a farmer panics violently when it's pointed out that [[GenderBender "he's" having transformation issues...]]
-->''"Jack, it’s not a spider, it's a vagina"'', my brain confirming that yes, yes that was the strangest sentence I had ever said.
* In ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm'', the weirdness of [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Equestria]] brings some weird sentences [[FirstPersonSmartass snarkingly commented on]] by [[Franchise/AceAttorney Phoenix]]
-->'''Judge''': ''*To Apple Bloom*'' Maybe you're a... '''''OH!''''' A cutie mark crusader witness testifier!\\
'''Phoenix''': ''(Your Honor, how much shame do you have left after saying something like that?)''\\
\\
'''Trixie''': The zebra told us she was making herbal ointments and medicines. Nothing out of the ordinary.\\
'''Phoenix''': ''(I've heard it all... a zebra brewing potions is "nothing out of the ordinary"...)''
* ''FanFic/TheTwilightChild'': "Oh, that's just mom. She wants to destroy time so it won't be Tuesday." Said by a magical unicorn to a time-lord presently in the form of a pony. The "she" in this sentence is a younger alternate version of the aforementioned unicorn's mother, currently in the grips of temporary SanitySlippage. Tellingly, there's an awkward pause immediately after that statement.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* In ''Film/ShaunOfTheDead'', a reporter reminisces on the advice he gave earlier in the film on how to handle the unfolding ZombieApocalypse [[note]]In a metaliscious twist, the reporter is not an actor, but an actual newsreader in real life. If you watch closely during his scenes, he's working very, very, very hard to maintain a straight face. (In an even ''more'' metaliscious twist, cracking up on screen is known as {{Corpsing}}.)[[/note]]:
-->"It's just not something you ever expect to have to say on air: 'RemovingTheHeadOrDestroyingTheBrain'."
* In ''Film/TeenBeachMovie'', the lead characters utter this exchange:
-->'''Brady:''' I'm looking to see if Les Camembert is building his diabolical weather machine!
-->'''Mac:''' How often do you hear ''that'' sentence?
-->'''Brady:''' Remember, I told you about the maniacal real estate developer?
-->'''Mac:''' Or that one!
* When Inigo first meets Wesley in ''Film/ThePrincessBride'' (before he relates his past, where he explains he has an ''excellent'' reason for asking this):
-->'''Inigo:''' I do not mean to pry... but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
-->'''Wesley:''' Do you always begin conversations this way?
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Creator/CharlieBrooker, in his "Screen Burn" column: "Downright heartwarming. That's a phrase I don't use very often. I don't have a heart." Also comes up after a description of something absurdly weird on TV "... which is a sentence I never thought I'd write."
* Played with in ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''. During ''White Night'', Dresden is explaining how he managed to get Thomas into the Deeps on Raith Manor. Paraphrased:
-->'''Harry:''' I knew Thomas could find his way there, because he was almost killed there by a cult of porn-star sorceresses.\\
'''Molly:''' Hold up. I could have sworn that you just said "cult of porn-star sorceresses" just now.\\
'''Harry:''' I did.\\
'''Molly:''' Oh. ''({{beat}})'' Continue.
* ''The Power of Babel'' has the statement, which MakesSenseInContext, "Languages are chock-full of Charlie Brown heads", and lampshades it with a [[FootnoteFever footnote]]: "Never again will that sequence of words be used in the English language."
* One of the Top 10 Lists in Creator/DavidLetterman's first book of them has rarely used adjectives, including "owl-flavored" and "Hitleriffic."
* In [[GentlemanBastard "The Lies of Locke Lamora"]], Calo says, "Rejoice! The Sanza brothers are returned!", and Jean uses this as an insult, wondering "if that particular combination of words has ever been uttered by anyone, before now."
* The Creator/StephenKing memoir/writing guide ''On Writing'' notes that any noun and any verb, put together, make a legitimate sentence. This includes even the strangest ones, his example being "Plums deify" (which becomes a RunningGag).
* Christopher Moore's ''Literature/FlukeOrIKnowWhyTheWingedWhaleSings'' contains this gem:
-->"Shoes off inside the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus." Two things that, if asked about an hour earlier, Nate might have said with conviction he'd never hear in a lifetime of conversation.
* In the first ''Literature/TroyRising'' book, "They can take our maple syrup when they pry it from our cold, dead hands." ItMakesSenseInContext.
* In ''Discworld/MakingMoney'', Moist von Lipwig tries to prevent Lord Vetinari from being publicly humiliated by a clown gone mad, and does a mental double-take on hearing himself use the phrase [[HesGotAWeapon "Look out! He's got a daisy!"]]
* In one of the ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' books, the group travels back in time to various eras, one of which is the night George Washington crossed the Delaware river. They immediately come to the (correct) conclusion that the time-traveler they're following is going to try to assassinate the Father of the United States.
-->'''Jake''':
-->'''Marco:''' There's three words you never thought you'd say.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', ''Film/SantaClausConquersTheMartians'':
-->'''Voldar:''' No one on Earth will ever know that Santa Claus was kidnapped by Martians!\\
'''Joel:''' Do you realize what you just said?
* ''{{Coupling}}'':
-->'''Susan:''' But I want you to remember, I intend this breast satirically!\\
'''Patrick:''' Now there's a sentence that can't come up too often.
** In another episode, following an offscreen incident at a pregnancy seminar where Steve compared a fetus to a jelly baby, which he then ate.
-->'''Steve''': I don't bite the heads off live fetusus!
-->'''Susan''': Words never before uttered at a pregnancy seminar.
* ''Series/{{Friends}}''
** "The One with the Holiday Armadillo"
-->'''Monica:''' Okay, Ben, why don't you come open some more presents? And Santa, the armadillo and I will have a little talk in the kitchen. There's a sentence I never thought I'd say.
** "The One with the Cake"
-->'''Ross:''' Ask them if it would be faster if we cut the baby's face off the penis so we can put it on the bunny... That was a weird sentence.
* ''HaveIGotNewsForYou'':
-->'''Paul Merton:''' You come along here with your bowl of fruit and you think you're IsaacNewton!... And how many times has that sentence been uttered in anger?
* From the ''ICarly'' episode "iGive Away a Car":
-->'''Freddie:''' Well, you better throw that cupcake hard and hope it's sticky.\\
'''Carly:''' That's not something you hear every day.
* ''Series/{{QI}}''
** In the "Health and Safety" episode (The answer, in case you're wondering, is [[spoiler:to cure hiccups]].):
-->'''StephenFry:''' Speaking as a health and safety officer, why would I stick my finger up your bottom if you couldn't name seven bald men apart from Yul Brynner? That is one of the oddest questions I've ever asked in my life.
** One correction ends up being like this.
--> '''StephenFry:''' The language of the Flowerpot Men is actually called Oddle-poddle. "Flobbadob" means "flowerpot" in Oddle-poddle. I cannot believe I just said that.
* In an episode of ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'', the unit is investigating a case where a man was attacked and had his genitals cut off and stolen. Munch makes a remark about a "penis-ectomy" and follows that up immediately with "a term I don't get to use every day."
* In ''TopGear'':
-->'''Clarkson:''' I've shoved my anarchy flag through my water lilo!\\
'''Hammond:''' Nobody's ever said that before.
** Similarly:
-->'''Hammond:''' You've just pulled the wobbly head off the former president of Nissan USA!\\
'''Clarkson:''' Nobody's ever said that before.\\
'''Hammond:''' No, I don't suppose they have.
** And:
-->'''Clarkson:''' Look. Do you want to go out there with a hippopotamus or do you want to stay in here with a horse's head?\\
'''Hammond:''' That's not a question that's ever been asked.
* From ''Series/WouldILieToYou'':
**
-->'''Marcus Brigstocke:''' I'd quite like to see some of MC Hammer's curlies in a Regals packet.\\
'''Lee Mack:''' No one has ever said that before in the history of the world.
** David Mitchell once asked Kate Humble "Where do you go in London to distribute your clippings?". When Lee Mack called him on this, he admitted it was not something he had ever asked before, but it was germane to the topic.
* ''Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie'':
-->'''Stephen Fry''': [[CharacterFilibuster "... Our language, tiger, our language, hundreds of thousands of available words, frillions of possible legitimate new ideas, so that I can say this sentence and be confident it has never been uttered before in the history of human communication:]] ''Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.''"
* In the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E5TheRebelFlesh The Rebel Flesh]]":
-->'''The Doctor:''' I have to get to that cockerel before all hell breaks loose! ({{Beat}}) "I never thought I'd get to say [[OhNoNotAgain that]] [[NoodleIncident again.]]"
* From ''Series/{{Wings}}'', after the gang has learned that {{Cloudcuckoolander}} Lowell's family possesses a huge family trust which all Mathers get a huge payout from upon turning 31 1/2 years old:
-->'''Antonio:''' God, if only I'd been born a Mather!\\
'''Joe:''' Now there's something you don't hear every day.
* In an episode of ''MurphyBrown'', the FYI crew is forced to work in a cheesy dating show. At one point, Murphy complains about having to say the word "Smooch-o-meter" which "is third in the list of things I would never say, right after 'How much for that Neil Diamond CD?' and 'I, Murphy, take you, Newt.'"
* ''Series/StargateSG1'', "Moebius":
--> '''General Hammond''': Now, this mission is recon only. You are being allowed the use of this ship because of the obvious tactical advantages it provides. Under no circumstances is it to be used to travel through time. [{{Beat}}] Never in my life did I imagine giving ''that'' order.
* From the ''Series/{{Monk}}'' episode "Mr. Monk and the Three Pies":
-->'''Stottlemeyer''': ''(to the suspect)'' Sir, do we have permission to search your pie?
-->'''Suspect''': What?
-->'''Stottlemeyer''': Please don't make me say that again.
* From an episode of ''Series/SpicksAndSpecks'':
-->'''Alan''': Can I just say something that I thought I'd never get to say in my life? So, you're about to have sex with Tom Jones, and then what happened?
* ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', regarding metaphorical "mermaids" (unattractive women who spontaneously seem extremely attractive thanks to a dearth of sex and their proximity in the workplace or social circle, as with sailors seeing mermaids on long voyages) and "manatees" (what the literal mermaids actually are, and the metaphorical mermaids are otherwise considered to be):
--> '''Marshall''': Once a mermaid gets pregnant, she becomes a manatee again. ''[{{beat}}]'' Never thought I'd say that sentence.
* ''Series/MockTheWeek'' built a whole round out of this trope with "Scenes we'd like to see", or "bad things/missing lines/things you wouldn't find a X". Where they take turns on coming up with odd phrases never before spoken at places/events. It's easily the funniest part of the show.
* This gem from ''Series/{{MythBusters}}'':
-->'''Kari:''' Now, go on — go back to whatever you're doing — I have an incredibly busy afternoon of stuffing dead birds into sexy lingerie ahead of me.
-->'''The Narrator:''' Now there's a sentence you don't hear very often...
** In another episode, the narrator remarks on Jamie and Adam's "sausage-based evidence"[[labelnote:*]]They were using sausages to test the myth whether it was safe to stick your finger into molten lead[[/labelnote]] and follows it up by saying "clearly, a sentence never before used".
* Given the unique nature of the people and situations that Mike Rowe often encounters on ''Series/DirtyJobs'', improbable sentences occur fairly regularly, and Mike never hesitates to point them out. During the "Exotic Nanny" episode, he tells his current host that he tries to make sure that every episode includes at least one sentence "never before uttered in the history of human time." (In this particular case it involved kangaroo milk and whack-a-mole.)
* From ''Series/TheNanny''.
-->'''Maxwell''': C.C.! I will not pass off Duraflame residue as the mother of my children!
* On occasion, Sam and Dean of ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' have to say things that baffle [[SeenItAll even them.]]
-->'''Dean:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I'm going to stop the big bad wolf,]] [[LampshadeHanging which is the weirdest thing I've ever said.]]
* ''Series/EverybodyLovesRaymond''
-->'''Frank''': I'm sorry [[MakesSenseInContext the check got stuck to the chubby hubby]].
-->'''Marie''': Oh, Frank. You've never said that to me before.
-->'''Robert''': No one's ever said that before.
* ''Series/PrettyLittleLiars'' has Hanna and Spencer discussing whether a mask-maker will notice that they've taken one of his masks:
-->'''Hanna:''' Please, that guy has so many heads, he'll never notice just one is missing.\\
'''Spencer:''' I may have to write that sentence down.
* Inverted in the premiere of ''Series/LastWeekTonightWithJohnOliver'', where John says the sentence "but first let's deal with Gandhi," then acknowledges that this is not the first time that sentence has been spoken with a British accent.
* ''Series/MrYoung'': "Here's a sentence I never thought I'd say: that clown is HOT!"
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[[folder:Music]]
* In the album recording out-takes for Creator/EmilieAutumn's ''Opheliac'', after singing a couple of lines of "The Art of Suicide" she remarks on how unusual it is for the word "ankles" to be used in a song, and challenges the listener to come up with other examples of its use.
* A Pitchfork review of a Music/GuidedByVoices album noted that many of the band's song titles, such as "Tractor Rape Chain" string together words that nobody had ever said or written in that order before.
* Discussed in the song "Bobby Fischer" by Lazy Susan: "Reyjavik, nobody ever says Reykjavik in a song".
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[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* After Jack Swagger and Zeb Coulter took one of Adam Rose's Rosebuds (who was wearing a lemon costume) hostage to force a confrontation between him and Swagger, Rose angrily said 'Nobody touches my lemon!' The commentators were extremely bemused that somebody had actually just said that.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* From the quest description of the ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' quest "A Wolf in Bear's Clothing":
-->"These Worgen take us for fools! One would think that only an idiot would mistake one of their druids in bear form as a real bear. Unfortunately, there are many idiots here at the Forsaken Front. We've already lost a few battalions to organized worgen bear attacks. Yes, it's even more idiotic than it sounds."
* ''[[VideoGame/RhythmHeaven Rhythm Heaven Fever's]]'' description of the "Tap Trial" minigame:
--> Think you've got what it takes to tap-dance with the monkeys? (Has anyone ever written that sentence before?)
* ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}'' gives us this gem when trying to break into the bank vault of the Sheriff of Lynchwood. He promises that the ingredients mentioned will have a situation that MakesSenseInContext, though it doesn't seem that way at the point stated:
--> '''Brick:''' "Now that you've got the laxative, it's time to find some explosives. That may be my favorite sentence I've ever said."
* From ''Bloodbowl: Chaos Edition'', Jim Johnson utterly freaks out when he sees the Daemons of Khorne take to the field so an almost equally nervous Bob Bifford tries to reassure him by saying "Now, now don't worry. They're not here to harm us... they're just here to play Bloodbowl, though I have to admit I never thought I would ever be saying that!"
* Hugh Bliss' reveal at the end of ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxSaveTheWorld''.
-->'''Hugh Bliss:''' Hi! I'm Hugh Bliss! [[spoiler: And I'm a sentient colony of spacefaring bacteria.]]
-->'''Sam:''' ...Was not a phrase I was expecting to hear today.
* In ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', the description for the effect "Full Bottle in Front of Me" (obtained from an adventure in a zone based on ''Alice's Adventures in Wonderland'') reads "Your magical ability is amplified because you're visualizing a mysterious bottle from the collection of an extinct alcoholic bird. I ''defy'' you to use that sentence on your way home from work today."
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[[folder:Visual Novels]]
* ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'' features an example of this in the third case. When talking to Gumshoe about the murder in court he says, "The basic outline is that the Steel Samurai murdered the Evil Magistrate using the samurai spear." to which Phoenix replies, "That's something I never thought I would hear uttered in a court..."
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
-->'''Wight #1:''' Did that halfling just hit me in the face with a pineapple?\\
'''Wight #2:''' I think he did. Also, I think no one has ever asked that exact question in the history of civilization, so BonusPoints there.
* ''Webcomic/DinosaurComics''
** [[http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=824 This strip]]:
-->'''T-Rex:''' I've allowed my love of gravy to distract from my prescriptivist linguistic crusade!\\
'''God:''' THAT'S THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS EVER SAID THAT\\
'''T-Rex:''' Seriously? Does that mean I get into heaven FOR FREE??\\
'''God:''' HONESTLY\\
'''God:''' IT HELPS
** Subverted in [[http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1765 another one]]:
--> '''T-Rex:''' My final wish is for all life to have developed either in or about my earthly remains.\\
'''Utahraptor:''' Hah! Is that the first time that sentence has ever been said?\\
'''T-Rex:''' Utahraptor, please! That sentence is BASICALLY my daily affirmation.
* The writers of ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' were pleased with using the phrase "[[TheScrappy Jar Jar]], [[RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap you're a genius]]", which got zero hits on Google before the strip went online.
* ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic''
** The comic joked about this in a rant that included the phrase, "Because I only have one radiation suit."
** Another one: "I bet nobody else in the history of the world has ever had cause to utter the word sequence, 'accidentally had their vital organs removed. [[OhNoNotAgain Again.]]'"
* A comic of ''FunnyFarm'' featured Ront describing the steps required to reach the town of Bucket, which involved going through the Phukket river and ends up summarizing it as "Going around the Phukket until they climax in Bucket." and, as his brother cracks up, remarks that he can't believe that sentence just came out of his mouth.
* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' has done this a few times, with Google searches rather than spoken sentences (since there's no way to verify the latter).
** Before [[http://xkcd.com/696/ this]] comic went online, there were no hits for "strip [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Poohsticks]]", "strip [[ThePhantomMenace podracing]]", "strip [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iterated_prisoners_dilemma iterated prisoner's dilemma]]", "strip [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correspondence_chess chess by mail]]", or "strip [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conways_Game_of_Life Conway's Game of Life]]".
** Similarly, as [[http://xkcd.com/458/ this]] comic's AltText points out, before it went up there were [[TakeThat no hits]] for "I'm glad I saw ''Film/EpicMovie''."
** See also under WebOriginal, when he checked a number of other rare phrases (this was a blog entry, not a comic).
** [[http://xkcd.com/798/ Crossed with]] SophisticatedAsHell: "Yes, the cabernet is piquant as ''shit'' this year."
* From ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive''
-->'''Sarah:''' Part of me just wants to "get a room" with her. But that's just crazy! I don't want to lose my virginity [[GenderBender as a guy]], and I sure as heck don't want to risk getting Elliot pregnant! Which, by the way, is a sentence I ''never'' thought I'd say.
* Following an edit made to [[http://nonadventures.com/2011/09/02/das-reboot/ this strip]] of ''TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella'', the author wrote:
-->''Due to overwhelming reader response, I have added breasts to the space dinosaur cowboy. This was not a statement I was expecting to make today (or ever), but your logic is irrefutable and I am not above admitting my own mistakes.''
* ''{{Homestuck}}'':
** This meta-example from Creator/AndrewHussie's [[https://twitter.com/#!/andrewhussie/status/195366116502142976 twitter]]:
-->''a line i seriously just wrote in reality: "People were less prepared for a double juggalo presidency than they ever imagined."''
** In act 6, during his altercation with Karkat, Dave himself says "i cant believe i seriously just said dude dont touch my cape to somebody and was serious about it"
** ''Homestuck'' is probably the only series on the planet that can make a sentence like the following ''actually make sense in context''.
-->'''Jade''': i never wanted to see my grandpa in [[{{Squick}} a sexy pair of underpants!!!]]
** The fandom also provides many examples, which sound ridiculous to anyone not familiar with the comic.
-->'''[[http://youdidnotseeme.tumblr.com/post/82772520494/oh-how-i-love-you-you-evil-space-goat-baby-with Blogger]]:''' Oh how I love you, you evil space goat baby with your little bow tie..
* ''WebComic/LookingForGroup'':
-->'''[[TokenEvilTeammate Richard]]''': [[http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/582 So...]] I'm going to need to kill [[GreatBigBookOfEverything that book]]. That was a weird thing to have to say. Even for me.
* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'':
** Mentioned by the artist in [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_379.php a strip]]:
-->'''Dan:''' My wings just tried to make me coffee!\\
'''Comic comment:''' This is probably the first time that line has been used... ever.
** [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_150.php An earlier strip]] notes that it is "The first and last time Dan will probably say Dude."
* ''WebComic/{{Narbonic}}'': [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic_plus/series.php?view=archive&chapter=51927&mpe=1&fromwhich=4&direction=f "I hope you enjoy the fish-ships."]]
** Also: [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/shaenongarrity/narbonic_plus/series.php?view=archive&chapter=43902 "Dr. Narbon - I'm so glad to see you!"]] is not something Dave ever thought he'd say.
* According to [[http://skin-horse.com/2008/a-little-ceramic/ this]] early ''WebComic/SkinHorse'' strip "Three cheers for [[AcceptablePoliticalTargets the government]]!" is one.
* ''Webcomic/{{Prequel}}'''s "About" page ends with the author's note "Thanks, and I hope you enjoy reading my story about an alcoholic cat who hears internet voices. That is a sentence I never thought I would type."
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Comes up from time to time on Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses:
** ThatDudeInTheSuede once described ''Anime/TheGirlWhoLeaptThroughTime'' as "[[XMeetsY Like]] ''Film/GroundhogDay'' if Bill Murray was a teenage girl." Apparently it's #145 on the list of things he never thought he would say.
** ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'': Spoony when he gets frustrated with Squall being TheStoic during the balcony scene with [[HotTeacher Quistis]].
--->"[[SelfDeprecation I don't often say this]], but I have so much better moves than this guy!"
** ''WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall'':
--->'''Linkara:''' I just said "heroic raisin". My dignity will never be the same.
** ObscurusLupa came across one in ''Mindwarp''.
--->'''Villain:''' I never thought I could deflower my daughter, but I can.\\
'''Lupa:''' That's not a line you hear every day.
** Nash came across one in the crime episode of ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', Nash said the following. There's a moment like this ''[[SerialEscalation Once every other episode]]'' often [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by "I can't believe I had to say that!"
--->'''Nash:''' You can debate the right or wrong of the police seizing his penis, and I never thought I would have to say those words.
** [[WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh Oancitizen]] reviews Art films. These come with the territory, although this one he had to point out.
--->'''Oancitizen:''' [[Film/SweetMovie Then an OB/GYN unicycles into the room and]] -- I just said that sentence out loud, didn't I?
*** In the commentary of his ''Film/ASerbianFilm'' review, he also calls this on "They raped a fictional baby!" (and adds how his neighbors reacted to him shouting said line in the middle of the night...)
*** During his review of ''Mister Lonely'', which is set in a commune populated by celebrity impersonators, Kyle describes what's going on in the plot: "There's a love triangle developing between Music/MichaelJackson, {{Music/Madonna}}, and Creator/CharlieChaplin... The sentences this film is making me say."
*** From the review of ''Goodbye Twentieth Century'': "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Nazi Harry Dumbledore just punched Santa in the face.]] Nazi Harry Dumbledore just punched Santa in the face. Let that sentence sink in. Nazi Harry Dumbledore just punched Santa in the face. Nazi Harry Dumbledore just punched Santa..."
** In the WebVideo/ObscurusLupa and WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob crossover, ''The Asylum's Sherlock Holmes'':
---> '''Snob''': I never thought I'd say this, but the climax of the movie involves ''Sherlock Holmes'' in ''a hot air balloon'' fighting ''Iron Man'' in a ''giant robot dragon'' while ''Watson'' rides on horseback to ''stop an android from blowing up '''Buckingham Palace'''''! I can't even make a joke about that!
** In the Snob's review of ''Elves'', we get this:
---> '''Protagonist''': I want to know the connection between the Elves and the Nazis!
---> '''Snob''': ...are you aware of the sentence that just came out of your mouth?!
** WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic had this from his Top Ten Nostalgic {{MindScrew}}s:
-->'''Critic:''' (''about the "Pink Elephants" sequence from Dsiney/{{Dumbo}}'') It starts with Dumbo getting drunk. I just realized how strange that sounds.
* Nash and his cohost on live Radio Dead Air version of ''WebVideo/WhatTheFuckIsWrongWithYou'', Tara, have to use these from time to time. In context. ''Based on real life events.'' The following was in response to putting a... [[UnusualEuphemism novelty item]] in your bosses coffee after a man was accused of using it on women.
-->'''Tara:''' And you will know, he is deep throating an invisible cock. [[note]]Such an item does not exist before you ask.[[/note]]\\
'''Headline:''' Woman dies from sex with dog.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dySUiUxqgew This]] LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/ManHunter'' (From Yahtzee, creator of ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' has a part in which they discuss and lampshade this effect ("ORBS! ORBS! ORBS!").
* ''Website/TheAgonyBooth''
** From the recap of ''{{Zardoz}}'': "Then we cut to a naked May explaining Marxist philosophy while mathematical formulae are projected on her breasts. And you know, sometimes you type a sentence that makes you stop and ask yourself, ''did I really just type that?''"
** A stand-out line in ''OverdrawnAtTheMemoryBank'': "Desirée! You could have gotten mustard all over his brain!"
-->'''Albert:''' Yeah, just take a second and stare at that line for a while. It's a beauty. Lines that insane only come along once every so often.
** In ''Myra Beckinridge'', but more related to how screwed the content of that movie is.
-->Then it's back and forth between the [[BlackComedyRape anal dildo rape]] (boy, who ever thought I'd type that phrase in a movie recap?)...
-->Then we cut to another old film where an old guy and a woman are cheering. Old Guy exclaims, "It's the first time in my whole life I've ever really enjoyed opera!" And this is the first time in my whole life I've ever had to type the phrase "anal dildo rape" four times, so I suppose we're even.
* ''Encyclopedia Obscura'' review of the terrible movie ''[[http://www.encyclopedia-obscura.com/moviesrobovampire.html Robo Vampire]]'':
-->''I would just like to point out that you just read about a ghost and a gorilla vampire trying to have sex when they suddenly are interrupted by a robot out to get a drug lord. You will ''never'' read that again in ''any'' other context, so cherish this moment before it's gone.''
* From a review of ''VideoGame/TrioThePunch - Never Forget Me'': "Colonel Sanders also has midget power. I hope to the gaming powers that be that this is the first time in the history of life that anyone has typed 'Colonel Sanders also has midget power'."
* The ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' blog had an [[http://blog.xkcd.com/2008/12/03/some-lists/ entry]] devoted to phrases that turned up no hits on Google ("ate a violin," "driver-side bidet") as well as phrases Randall had hoped would turn up no hits but actually did ("full-body glissando," "passenger-side bidet").
* [[http://www.qdb.us/300501 From QDB:]]
--> my cock is as big as snow leopard's :P\\
(i sure hope snow leopards have big cocks now that i said that)\\
I bet you're the first ever person to say "i sure hope snow leopards have big cocks"
* [[http://lparchive.org/Ultima-VII-The-Black-Gate/Update%2014/ This]] [[LetsPlay Let's Player]] spends an update going over the magic in ''VideoGame/UltimaVII''. When he gets to Cause Fear, he has this to say:
-->''Inferior to diapers. I never thought I'd type that, but there you go.''
* Ken Tremendous, guestblogging on ''Deadspin'', does this in the middle of [[http://deadspin.com/#!5644755/little-man-gigantic-exaggeration-of-his-abilities a rant about how sportswriters overvalue David Eckstein]]:
-->''You should hear Clint Barmes play "April Come She Will" on the acoustic second-base-area. It'll bring a tear to your eye. (That might be the weirdest sentence I've ever written. Fuck it. I'm leaving it in. It's 12:25 a.m.)''
* LetsPlay/{{Slowbeef}}:
** In [[https://web.archive.org/web/20130109065400/http://www.slowbeef.com/MG2/index.html his playthrough]] of ''VideoGame/MetalGear2SolidSnake'', he [[https://web.archive.org/web/20130118112419/http://slowbeef.com/MG2/chap58.html takes time off in chapter 58]] to recount how he mentioned his use of the phrase "It's just not hamster stupid" to a friend.
** Much later, as part of WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}}, he once stated that "LetsPlay/ProtonJon was tricked into doing a Super Mario World ROM hack LP," and then noted that he had trouble believing he actually said such.
* [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=84652.msg2271836#msg2271836 This poster]] on the ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' forums is trying to save dwarves from bug-induced [[SpontaneousHumanCombustion spontaneous dwarven combustion]][[note]]If you turn off temperature and get your dwarves doused in magma or [[BreathWeapon breathed on by a fire demon]], they'll burst into flames when you turn it back on.[[/note]] by dropping the afflicted dwarves into a pool of water, which, as pointed out, is pretty much the only time you'll hear a DF player use the phrase "plummeted to their salvation".
* Website/{{Cracked}}:
** [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19207_the-7-most-terrifyingly-huge-things-in-history-nature_p2.html The 7 Most Terrifyingly Huge Things in the History of Nature]]:
-->''After all, you figure that surely the female must be a huge hulking example of the species to even be able to [[ItMakesSenseInContext fit a sperm longer than the freaking male of the species inside of]]... oh we can't even finish this sentence [[LampshadeHanging it's just too weird.]]''
** ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-needlessly-dangerous-jackie-chan-stunts/ The 6 Most Needlessly Dangerous Jackie Chan Stunts]]:''
-->''This is another film written and directed by Jackie himself. Maybe you can blame the following two sentences on the chunks of his brain that fell out during his ''Project A'' skull injury, but here goes: In Who Am I? Jackie Chan plays a character named both "[[TheDanza Jackie Chan]]" and "Who Am I?" He loses his memory after special forces attack a meteor, and he joins an African tribe and a rally car race before stopping an international space weapon smuggling operation staffed entirely by kickboxers. So crumple up that screenplay you're working on, awesome 8-year-olds. Jackie Chan already made it.''
** [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19558_the-7-dumbest-video-game-innovations-that-actually-exist.html In another article]], "Is it a law that all urine games must have a pee pun in their title? Are we the first people to ever type those words?"
** [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-hated-groups-that-are-going-out-their-way-to-be-awesome/ 5 Hated Groups That are Going Out of Their Way to be Awesome]], one of the comments:
--->'''chewie402:''' I think Calvin was talking about Franchise/MyLittlePony, not Music/InsaneClownPosse. (I think I'm the first person in history to write that sentence)
* ''Game Informer'', in an [[http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2011/07/01/prepare-yourself-for-the-baconing.aspx online article announcing an upcoming game]], stated: "The sequel will require Videogame/DeathSpank to enter the Fires of Bacon in order to bring peace back to Spanktopia. There's a sentence I never thought I would write."
* In his review of ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamAsylum'', [[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]] starts a sentence with, "But once I'd mentally adjusted for Batman's underpants", and captions the screen, "I bet no-one's ever said this sentence before".
* From [[http://szaleniec1000.livejournal.com/7471.html this sporking]] of ''Fanfic/{{Deserving}}'':
**
-->"Harry wants to deny Severus a magical epidural because he doesn't want to be soft on crime. Now there's a sentence you don't type every day."
** The same sporker, [[http://szaleniec1000.livejournal.com/30080.html concerning]] ''Hogwarts Exposed'':
--->"So Hermione hates Hooch because she ate her nipple. That's a sentence I never thought I'd type and I hope I never have to again."
* [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]] in general often have this, especially if the game in question has something like an AudienceAlienatingPremise, like ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac''. Northernlion, well-known for having a 120+ video-long Letsplay of The Binding Of Isaac, sometimes says things like "Okay, as soon as I clear these flies, I'm going to shoot that screaming fetus." or "Suck it, Diglett!" (in reference to a type of very annoying burrowing enemy that resembles the Pokemon Diglett). He often lampshades this.
* ''TheComicsCurmudgeon'', [[http://joshreads.com/?p=12532 in this post]]:
-->''Today’s ''[[BarneyGoogleAndSnuffySmith Snuffy Smith]]'' sent me on an etymological voyage of discovery, which is a sentence that I’m pretty sure has never been written before and will never be written again.''
* [[http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/03/08/bioshock-infinites-motorised-patriot-is-evil-robot-george-washington-with-a-gatling-gun/ An article]] on ''VideoGame/BioshockInfinite'' from ''PC Gamer'' bears the headline "Bioshock Infinite’s Motorised Patriot is evil robot George Washington with a gatling gun", and begins "I didn’t think I’d find myself writing that headline when I woke up this morning."
* In a textual review of ''TurkishStarWars'', [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] wrote:
-->''The scene ends gracefully by ramming the camera into the nostril of an ugly alien who looks like Linda Hunt dunked in turquoise paint and wearing a green Bozo the Clown wig and a black pinstriped suit. I'm fairly certain I've written about thirty sentences that have never been uttered before in the entire history of the English language just describing the total lunacy being displayed on the screen. I think I'm going out of my fucking mind.''
* In ep 6 of [[WebOriginal/AcquisitionsIncorporated Penny Arcade's D&D Podcast]], Creator/WilWheaton ends up giving a little speech about the absurdity of the situation he has found himself in.
-->'''Wil''': Dungeon Master, friends, assembled nerds. I'm forty years old. I have been playing Dungeons and Dragons since the Red Box set in 1981, 82, 83, somewhere around there in my life. It is safe to say that I have been playing Dungeons and Dragons for a minimum of 20 years, possibly longer, maybe closer to 30 years. I'm gonna say something I have never said. I have gone against the giants, I've been killed in the Tomb of Horrors, I have visited the Temple of Elemental Evil, and of course, there is not a single square in the Cave of Chaos that I have not crawled through. One time I talked to a wizard named Bargle, and I have never said the following words: [[ItMakesSenseInContext I will climb up the asshole.]]
* Happens several times for LetsPlay/TheStrawhatNO:
** ''Twilight Princess'':
*** Travis (as a very playful Midna to Wolf Link): "Would you like a tickle on the booty-boot?" He later says he never said "booty-boot" before.
*** Redundant says this of Epee Em's "Hey, Hitler-head!" when talking about Ashei's hair, which looks like a toothbrush mustache on her forehead.
*** Travis when Fyer repairs the Sky Cannon: "Words I never thought I'd say: 'clown repair montage'".
** ''Bomberman Generation''
*** Thorn describes Constructor-X as "awesome but embarrassing". Redundant notes that more things should be described as such.
** ''Ni no Kuni'':
*** Thorn: "Certain ingredients can only be bought from [[PunnyName Hootenanny]]. And I can't believe I just said that."
*** Then again when he mentions the "Cawtermaster".
*** When discussing the multiple tiers of Familiar food:
-->'''Travis''' while laughing: "That's such an odd statement. 'Sweetie Pie, the next generation of pie!'"
* Troy from ''Blog/BloggerBeware'' does this occasionally when reviewing a ''Literature/{{Goosebumps}}'' book. For example, in "In "Phantom of the Auditorium":
-->''The Corn Flakes aren't soggy yet, so the Phantom must be near''. I still can't believe that sentence needed to be written by me. Amazing.
* In the ''CinnamonBunzuh'' review of ''{{Animorphs}}'' #39, both Adam and Ifi agree that the plot is dumb and nonsensical. "That said, 'And then the Dracon beam blew up the buffalo' is one of the best lines I have ever read."
** One person in the comment section suggests K.A. Applegate just gave that line to the ghostwriter and said to construct a story around it.
* LetsPlay/ProtonJon's ''VideoGame/{{Superman 64}}'' playthrough has a "'Never Thought I'd Say That' Count". As of Stage 6, it's up to 2.
* [[AwkwardZombie Katie Tiedrich]] once mentioned on her {{Twitter}} feed, that whilst working a robotics final she said [[https://twitter.com/katietiedrich/status/325430995903995904 "someone stole the nerf gun off of our Roomba"]].
* Owing to the character succession mechanics in ''VideoGame/CrusaderKings II'', [=LPer=] Ulm notes this about him wanting to find his character's son a wife "[[http://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/content.php?1449-Ulm-plays-Crusader-Kings-II-The-Old-Gods-as-Someone-Chapter-V who might help with my rule once I become him]]".
* TVTropes itself has some, owing to the existence of WidgetSeries, [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs things that look like they're made on drugs]], [[ItMakesSenseInContext things that only make sense in context]], {{Fantasy Kitchen Sink}}s and other forms of weirdness in works. Even our titles can sound like rare sentences. Say BeethovenWasAnAlienSpy anywhere else and you'll be seen as a wacky conspiracy theorist.
* In The Cine Masochist review of ''Hell Comes to Frogtown'', we get this gem: "Tease triple [[GroinAttack dick-punts]] Toady... Wow, there are some words I'll never say again!"
* {{Subverted|Trope}} all the time on 4chan.These sentences may be rare to you, but, to 4chan, it's just another day. Such as ({{NSFW}} warning:)
** "[[http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Gay+blowjob_2361eb_4603958.jpg I recognize that gay blowjob!]]"
** "[[http://i.imgur.com/FNjJ131.png I recognize that pussy!]]"
** "[[http://i.imgur.com/6FDwkPi.jpg I recognize that bulge!]]"
* Often used by Zoey Proasheck of the ''LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}}'', who will say something unusual and follow it up with "That's a sentence..."
* WebVideo/StuartAshen gets these every so often. One nice, bemused one comes in TheStinger of his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1hYT_V8a-o 2014 Easter special.]]
--> "I just noticed...its eyes are tubes. It's not a phrase I ever thought I'd say."
* ''WebVideo/JonTron'' has the following, while playing ''Videogame/TakeshisChallenge'':
-->''"Never in my life have I said "Goddamnit, I shot the wind again", and ''meant'' it."''
* On the blog ''Polite Dissent'', the author found himself wondering how his blog had become the number one search result for "ComicBook/{{Zatanna}} culottes", before wondering why anyone would be searching for that term at all.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''
** Phineas and Ferb's crazy plans and those of Dr. Doofenshmirtz can easily lead to this:
-->'''[[IneffectualSympatheticVillain Doofenshmirtz]]:''' Oh, Vanessa, thank goodness you're here! A platypus has tied me up in my own pants!\\
'''[[MadScientistsBeautifulDaughter Vanessa]]:''' How did my life get to a point where that is not a strange sentence to me?
** In fact, the ClipShow "Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama!" has an entire montage devoted to odd sentences that have showed up at some point, prompted in turn by the line "Super-suit-generated egg renderings always make me a bit peckish":
-->"Nothing says 'mother's love' like a gigantic robotic platypus butt."\\
"Why am I wearing a turtle on my head?"\\
"I wanna float around! ...like ''men''."\\
"Am I sweating milk?!"\\
"Gotta go, Stacy. Good luck with that llama legislation!"\\
"Run for your lives! It's Gnome-a-geddon!"\\
"Stickiness is the most underrated of all the -nesses".\\
"[[NoodleIncident I knew I should have gotten the down payment on the elephant.]]"\\
"It looks a little like a rhesus monkey wearing a powdered wig."\\
"Oh no, you did ''not'' just tell me to hench."\\
"What, you think we should have ''more'' Bulgarian folk-related elements?"\\
"I'll be in the dairy section if you want to come yell at some cheese."\\
"Dad, you might want to wipe the Queen off your face."\\
"I too feel a certain element of kebab-ism."\\
"Definitely the giant floating baby head."\\
"I am to metaphor-cheese as metaphor-cheese is to transitive-verb crackers."\\
"I just discovered why cows and frogs don't date."\\
"Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Taffeta... make a note of that."\\
"I'm calling Mom... and I am ''not'' using the banana this time!"
** There's also this exchange from "I Was a Middle-Aged Robot", which sort of plays with the trope:
-->'''Candace:''' How many times have I told you to keep Perry out of my way while I'm balancing eggs on a spoon?\\
'''Phineas:''' Um... never?
** Definitely played with in "One Good Scare Ought to Do It", even though it doesn't follow the mold. This episode is where the last example in the clip show list came from, and this was the response:
-->'''Phineas:''' ''({{beat}})'' You guys heard that, right? It ''wasn't'' just me?
** How about this one, from "The Temple of Juatchadoon"?
-->'''Phineas''': We've got to lead that corn colossus away from those back up singers!
-->'''Isabella''': OMG, coolest sentence ever! Somebody write that down.
** And one from "Der Kinderlumper", lampshaded:
-->'''Candace''': I've got the fennel pedal to the rutabaga metal! And yes, I know that's a weird sentence.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'' episode "Haylias", Hayley's TriggerPhrase is explicitly mentioned as being a combination of words that no-one in the world would ever say -- "I'm getting fed up with this orgasm!"
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', in "Spies Reminiscent of Us", with the phrase "[[AcceptableTargets Boy, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet.]]"
* From ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' episode "Make Room for Lisa", Marge assures Lisa, "It's only until we have to pay off your father's desecration of a priceless artifact". Then she moans and says, "Never thought I'd ever have to say ''that'' again..."
* In ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012'', Splinter says that Michelangelo is wise when he tries to befriend Leatherhead, and then admits that he never expected to say that.
* Used as a TakeThat in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
-->'''Professor Farnsworth''': I'm sure nobody's ever said this before, but I must get to Philadelphia as quickly as possible!
* ''WesternAnimation/CampLakebottom'': From "Fanboy Freakout":
-->'''Gretchen:''' "Squirt, don't eat our fake poop. There's a sentence I never thought I'd have to say. [[NoodleIncident Again.]]"
* A variant from ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'':
--> '''Archer''': That's good, because I've basically been waiting my entire life to say this... I'm commandeering this airboat!
* From ''TotalDramaAllStars:''
-->'''Sam:''' Well, no one else was gonna pee on me. ({{Beat}}, chuckles) Huh, [[LampshadeHanging that is a weird sentence]].
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* Noam Chomsky's sentence "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously" -- the point was that it had never been written/spoken before and makes no sense, but is still grammatical and therefore comprehensible. This one has been repeated enough that it no longer counts. Linguistics books usually use [[TextbookHumor weird and goofy sentences]] to make this same point. (These are usually known a WordSalad.)\\
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The term WordSalad is borrowed from medicine. Patients with a receptive aphasia or some other neurological disorders are often unable to comprehend language of any kind. They can neither understand nor control the words coming out of their own mouths, and will frequently produce WordSalad, clanging (repetition of words with similar sounds), or other nonsensical speech patterns. So a patient with Wernicke's Aphasia (the most common type of receptive aphasia) is making plenty of rare sentences - and other vocalizations. \\
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Another linguist's favorite is a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_path_sentence garden-path sentence]]. Such a sentence has unusual grammar. The more "natural" interpretation as you process it causes it to seem incorrect until you figure out the correct parsing. For example, "The aged man the boat." It sounds ungrammatical until you realize aged is not an adjective modifying man, but the noun. Man is a verb, as in, "Who mans the boat?" "The aged." Garden path sentences are ugly and generally avoided. The horse raced past the barn fell. "Which horse fell?" "The one which was raced past the barn." [[note]]Alternatively, "the horse raced past which [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fell fell]]?" "The one near the barn."[[/note]]
* "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo...]]": Which can be extended into... Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo. "Buffalo from Buffalo bullied by buffalo from Buffalo bully buffalo from Buffalo that buffalo from Buffalo bully." A photograph in that article is captioned "Bison engaged in a contest of dominance. This sentence supposes they have a history of such bullying with other buffalo, and they are from upstate New York." Which surely cannot have been uttered many times before.
* This [[http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=11122 Language Log]] post glories in the fact that our linguistic faculties allow us to instantly understand such rare sentences as these, using as its example a sentence it calls out from a real news report: "Last week a former Royal Marine who is the boyfriend of the model Kelly Brooks crashed into a bus stop while driving a van carrying a load of dead badgers."
* "Okay, so our choices of superpowers are Ice, Time and Snail." "Hopefully we'll never encounter such a set of options again." ~Two guys discussing how they would keep a snail in a restricted area on a forums game.
* ''[[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers The Daily Telegraph]]'''s cartoonist Matt said that if he's not sure about a cartoon he can end up roaming the ''Telegraph'' office asking people things like "Does this chicken look worried about monetary union?"
* [[http://www.zompist.com/thought.html This list]] of unlikely phrases found in real phrasebooks. Useful if you ever need to say "Because I was out buying a pair of wooden shoes" in Vietnamese.
** The Somali section might be a bit of a subversion, since you're probably ''all too likely'' to need (or at least need to recognize) those phrases.
-->Are the snakes here dangerous? \\
''Masaska halkaan khatar miyaa?'' \\
\\
I must operate on you. \\
''Waa inaan ku qalaa.'' \\
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We must bury her. \\
''Waa inaan duugnaa isaga.''
* Leo Rosten once decided to write an essay (reprinted in his book ''Passions and Prejudices'') about modern poetry and computers that wrote poetry. By (he said) writing down various forms of speech on slips of paper and then pulling the slips from various envelopes, he ended up creating odd short poems that would better be described as WordSalad. The crowning poem? ''Swish green albino dust/Through avatars unborn/And circumcise the circumscribed circumstance:/Juno stabbed the rooster.''
* Most videogame nicknames from multiplayer sessions force you to utter weird sentences. Example: "UNGH! Fucking flamingp00prub came from behind and killed me with a flamethrower."
** It gets even funnier in internet debating circles.
--->I have to say, [=MegaButtcrack69=], your comments were both well-thought-out and insightful.
--->Although [[http://i1328.photobucket.com/albums/w532/pinkie_hates_rock_farms/mrbuttcrackisntpleased_zps78d593c9.png MrButtcrack55]] is not so pleased.
*** [[TakeThat And even without the username, that's not a sentence you often see in an internet debate!]]
*** [[https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/q71/971932_10152131789784966_1303334144_n.jpg suckmywurst has a point!]]
* This trope can be invoked to find old fanfics, texts, articles and/or journals you read ''years'' before in some unknown corner of the internet but never remembered the name of. Just Google search a distinctive sentence, and chances are you'll find it!
* Some Internet authors also use this to detect plagiarism, which can be a problem when combined with the incredibly lax standards at Amazon's ebook publishing department. (Somebody once submitted the entire text of ''{{Dracula}}'' under their own name. Amazon let it through.)
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