-->''[[FanDisservice "Intriguing, but highly disturbing..."]]''

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Gamer Poop is a Machinima series by [=MANS1AY3R=] which edits video and audio from various video games to create humorous (and quite often disturbing) scenes very, very loosely based in and around the games' plotlines. So far the following games have been Gamer Pooped:

* VideoGame/{{Fallout 3}}
* VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas
* VideoGame/ResidentEvil5
* VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion
* VideoGame/LANoire
* VideoGame/MassEffect3
* VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim
* VideoGame/TheWalkingDead
* VideoGame/TheWolfAmongUs
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!!It looks something like this:
* AffectionateParody
* AllJustADream: "Well, soldier? Are you up for this ''ass''?" Much to the annoyance and depression of the man having it. "It's just a dream," he sighs...
** BedmateReveal: ...At which point, a near-naked man stands up and walks off.
-->"Nope. ''Better.''"
** [[RunningGag The same thing happens with]] [[Franchise/MassEffect Commander Shepard]] [[spoiler: and Garrus.]]
** [[BedmateReveal A Cellmate Reveal]] occurs when the Dragonborn gets arrested for trying to sell crack to Whiterun guards. He was thrown into jail... with an amorous hagraven.
-->"Do you like... my pretty pussy?"
* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: ''Everyone'' is given this treatment in-universe:
** Shepard is now a cross-dressing nymphomaniac with a fetish for steak.
** Garrus gives little children drugs and wants to have Shepard touch his rectum.
** Liara is a [[spoiler:Reaper Doomsday Device.]]
** Jarl Balgruuf was a little girl in France.
** Azura commands an entire realm [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext inside Nelacar's anus.]] The rest of the tavern [[TheAllSolvingHammer encourages him to sh!t her out into a cauldron]], much to his chagrin.
** Ulfric Stormcloak wants to steal Elisif's recipe for nachos.
* AnythingThatMoves: Their take on Commander Shepard veers into MemeticMolester territory.
** Various Skyrim [=NPCs=] ascribe to the motto of "any hole is a goal". Even if it belongs to a hagraven.
* ArentYouGoingToRavishMe: Nazeem seems disappointed that a guard doesn't want to rape him.
* AscendedMeme: [[Franchise/MassEffect MaleShep]] voice actor Creator/MarkMeer [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYT66ALUUss is fully aware of MaleShep's catchphrase from the Mass Effect videos]].
* AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever A giant chicken attacks Whiterun.
* AxCrazy: In Oblivion #2, an orc on the streets gives us the following, [[spoiler:which turns out to be [[OrWasItADream not actually a dream]], when the guy wakes up to find him feeding a kitten in the middle of the city's flaming ruins]]:
--->'''Orc:''' A little bird told me "Go, go! Socialize! Talk to those fine people! And then '''''KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!''''' Plunge your knife into their throats when they ain't looking and then burn 'em to the ground!" Well that's silly, isn't it? Hahahaha[[EvilSoundsDeep HAHAHAHA]]'''[[EvilSoundsDeep HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....!]]'''
* BestialityIsDepraved: The Dovahkiin eagerly awaits an attractive female pleasuring him. In the morning, it turns out a goat was sucking him off.
** [[ButYouScrewOneGoat But You Screw One Hagraven]]: The Whiterun guards really like their hagraven meat.
-->"Of course. I caught a glimpse of that captured hagraven's ''beautiful tits''."
** They also implore Dovahkiin to indulge.
-->"Dovahkiin. ''You''. Better work ''work'' '''WORK.''' That hairy coochie."
** Emperor Titus Mede is a cow fucker.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Cicero has one that's apparently been predicted by sages... [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext and turns Balgruuf into a giant walrus]].
** "You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved... penises. '''BIG'''... curved. Penises."
* BleepDammit: Words are censored with a total lack of consistency. Or rather, they're bleeped only when the maker [[ManipulativeEditing couldn't find the right syllables to stitch together]].
-->'''Hammerfell Warrior:''' Fuck all that singing and sh[[spoiler:i]]t.
* BrickJoke: Diana ends up regretting her battle tits due to Shepard's MaleGaze.
** In ''Skyrim'', the kids operating a drug cartel.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: When Shepard offers his squadmates some icebreakers to talk tot the females at a party:
--> '''Shepard''': "You could say, 'Hey,' 'What's your name?' 'Would you like something to drink?' 'What sounds will you make when my cock destroys your pusssieeeeee?'"
* CallBack: In the first ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' Gamer Poop episode, we see Shepard talk to Diana about joining the crew to work on her "Battle Tits" show. In the fifth installment of the series, we are finally treated to a broadcast of said program.
* CatchPhrase: Shepard's "We'll bang, ok?"
* ChicAndAwe: After someone brags about his wealth, house and sexual prowess, a character dressed in a revealing tavern clothes walk by, accompanied by sensual music. As this is Gamer Poop...[[spoiler: it's a man]].
* CommanderContrarian: Hilariously inverted in a sketch set in the final level in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3''. In this case, Anderson is the one making insane plans that would result in massive civilian and friendly casualties for no net gain, and Shepard is the one protesting. Anderson continuously shuts him up.
* CreepyCrossdresser: The entire population of Bruma, much to the player character's horror.
* CurseCutShort: "Shepard, I'm a Reaper doomsday device." '''"Oh, SHI-"''' *cut to next sketch*
* DanceBattler: A particularly camp Blade who manages to dodge every attack from an opponent during their training session in Ep.1 of the Oblivion poop.
* DCupDistress: Ashley Williams in the sixth ''Mass Effect'' poop. Shepard reassures her [[AnythingThatMoves in his usual way]]:
-->'''Ashley:''' I hate my titties.
-->'''Shepard:''' Hey. They're fine, Ash. They're so ''damn'' fine. I think they're just stuck in those super-tight clothes.
* DragQueen: A recurring motif. To drinking game levels.
** [[Franchise/MassEffect Shepard]] is the official Alliance Drag Queen, although Tali objects.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: An elf asks Nazir (the Dark Brotherhood without the "hood" part) how to use his manhood. Cut to Nazir's face bent near the elf's crotch, as something white splatters all over his face while they both groan in exertion to pound out [[spoiler:sweetrolls, which is a perfectly good way to be manly. The white stuff was glazing.]]
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The earlier episodes focused more on surrealism and non sequitur, while the newer episodes have gone for lots of innuendo and HoYay.
** Earlier Fallout 3 entries were also devoid of text, making it somewhat hard to follow what is being said by characters. The addition of subtitles and Title Cards greatly improved the jokes.
* EscalatingPunchline: "Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRR [[spoiler:fruits.]]"
* EveryoneIsBi / EveryoneIsGay
* FanDisservice: [[JailBait Braith in a really, really slutty outfit and whore makeup.]] As put succinctly by the witnesses:
-->'''AAARGH IT BURNS.'''
** "''I love...'' '''''LOVE...''''' ''moist towelettes.'' They feel so '''GLORIOUS''' upon my sweet ass. [[NauseaFuel Watch.]]" You're treated to the sight of asscheeks being wiped. (the screen even says "SHIELD YOUR EYES", with the text on the background displaying "cannot be unseen")
** Most of the drawings of Jarl Balgruuf like one of the French girls.
* FandomRivalry: In-universe example:
-->''"For Skyrim!"''
-->''"For Skyrim!"''
-->''"For Skyrim!"''
-->''"For Franchise/DragonAge!"''
-->*Everyone stops and turns around with a RecordScratch*
-->''"Uh... for... for Skyrim?"''
-->*Everyone chases after the poor Franchise/DragonAge fan, [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl girly screaming]] ensues*
* FreezeFrameBonus: During the "What about the rest of your ass?" "You're lookin' at it!"]sketch, where an action prompt usually is in Mass Effect is the action "Flat Ass - Abandon".
** Similarly, when one man in Skyrim attempts to purchase eight- no, NINE divine sluts, the interface flashes up "[[{{Anime/DragonBallZ}} 9001]] Gold Removed" as he pays the stewardess.
** In ''Oblivion 2'', during the private dance, "'''why are you watching this you nasty freak!'''" pops up for a split second.
** In ''Oblivion 3'', during Thaedil's "juggling" number, a card pops up reading "WATCH AGAIN IN '''3D!!!!!!!!!'''" In the bottom right-hand corner is the text '''*may or may not be real 3D and yes you still have to pay extra if you brought your own 3D glasses'''.
* FreudianSlip: "I care about you, Ash- MIRANDA!"
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: During the second part of Jarl Baalgruf's rap as TheStinger, [[Film/LordOfTheRings Sauron]] can be seen off to the side dancing.
* GenreSavvy: Shepard has apparently caught on to one of the main RunningGags of the series, as one of the things he asks Traynor when she asks him to play with her breasts is if she's a man.
** MediumAwareness: He also notes that, in the actual game, this would never happen.
* HAHAHANo: When the Champion of Cryodiil asks Obama if he can be Emperor.
* HarmfulToMinors[=/=]TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior: [[ManipulativeEditing Manipulating the lines of children]] to produce this is where a significant amount of the humor comes from, such as selling their bodies or selling drugs. Said children usually wind up dead, as well.
* HoYay: Pretty much the basis of most of the humor, especially in the more recent installments. [[invoked]]
** Get your groove on, soldier! These boys work hard, ''but they play harder''.
* InnOfNoReturn: A barmaid in Oblivion keeps some of her rooms stocked with fresh zombies for customers she doesn't like.
* InterspeciesRomance: Shepard once romanced a woman with a unicorn's head. He still thinks of her fondly enough that he freaked out when Jack says she knows about it.
** Javik seems to freak Shepard out at first with his "human mating calls", but then Shepard says, "Stop that, you're making a scene...whisper that. Softly. In my ear."
* ILoveTheDead: Lee and company screw zombies.
** Commander Shepard screws reapers. Dead reapers.
* JigglePhysics: A certain woman in Tamriel is complemented for this. [[spoiler: As is a certain Orc.]]
** "Let's get to training these double-D's!"
* LargeHam: "[Moist Towelettes] feel so '''''GLORIOUS!!!!''''' upon my sweet ass!"
* LeaningOnTheFourthWall: "This is insane! Oblivion's being trolled!" "Damnit [=MANS1AY3R=]!"
* LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand: What happens when one man realizes that Sheogorath has already purchased every available piece of ass on sale.
** The opening sketch of the second Skyrim video does this on the phrase, "*sigh*...son, your mother [[StayInTheKitchen will pay for this]]."
* LOLCats: Commander Shepard spent 20 minutes- '''''(BZZZT)''''' A few hours- '''''(BZZZT)''''' [[BadLiar Okay!]] All day on the internets downloading footage of cats.
* LovableSexManiac: Shepard.
* ManipulativeEditing: Almost all the series' humor comes from this. The one time it doesn't... it's from [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion Sheograth.]] Highly fitting, considering [[MadGod what Sheograth is]].
* ManlyGay: "Go fiddling with any cocks here, or we're going to have a ''real...'' '''''BIG''''' ''party.''" A dance party completely made of up of random guards and Thalmor start. Jon Battle-Born suggests that they invite some women, and gets body slammed for his troubles.
** One asks that you call him "Princess" and lost his manhood years ago.
** Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts!
* MeaningfulName: [[TheNameIsBondJamesBond Mrs. Slut. Gloria Slut.]]
** '''[[HappyDays EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]]''
* MistakenForGay: The guards dragged Cicero before Balgruuf because one of them thought he was a lady. Just because he takes care of his ''pretty, pretty body... oils it...'' '''PRESERVES IT...''' '''''[[TooMuchInformation MASTURBATES IT...]]'''''
* MisterSeahorse: One man in Skyrim unfortunately becomes this, and fears that he might end up in some holy book.
* MomentKiller: It turns out the Catalyst created the Reapers to solely cockblock Maleshep.
** It's a [[BlackComedyRape different kind of moment]], but killed nonetheless, by the [[Videogame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim vampire lord]] some know as [[MeaningfulName Cock Blockula]].
* MoodMotif: Whenever [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbXSvgzq76Q "The Wires"]] by Cheezrus plays, something ostensibly naughty is happening or is about to happen. DJ Dela's "I Love My Sex" and "Bleed" are getting popular, though.
* MoodWhiplash: A lot of the humor comes from this.
** In the sixth Skyrim video, there's not enough crack to provide the Stormcloaks with. In a heartwarming moment, everyone else in the shack donates their own crack to Ysolda, including the crack making girl who swiped some for herself. Ysolda reacts differently to that one, though.
--> ''You crack-hoarding bitch!''
--> '''[[VideoGame/StreetFighter HOSENKA!]]'''
--> '''K.O.'''
--> {{Beat}}
--> ''But thank you. I'll never forget you.''
--> ''[takes crack from dead kid's corpse]''
* NightmareFace: "Have you seen my cute little monkey?"
* NobodyPoops: Averted in the [[VideoGame/TheWalkingDead The Walking Dead]] poops-Lee soils himself when fighting one of the zombies.
* NoFourthWall: The YouTube buffer symbol stops the video during a brief moment in the first Walking Dead video. Unfortunately, it happens to stop like this:
--> ''"And then, I screwed that precious little girl'''''[BUFFERING]'''[[spoiler:'''s duck.'']]
** GP Oblivion #4 inserts a direct address to viewers during the Emperor's bathing scene. "So I take it you like watching men bathe?"
** Happens as a BrickJoke in Oblivion #5 where a character addresses the viewer ''twice'':
--> "Why aren't you playing Skyrim? Why are you... ''watching me?''"
-->*a few sketches later*
--> "Seriously? You're still here?"
* OedipusComplex: According to one sketch, Kaidan wants to "take his mother out to the streets and celebrate [the victory over the Reapers], dancing and f*cking!" [[IncompatibleOrientation Shepard is very upset]].
** One brother has a Skyrim citizen express sexual interest in his mother. His brother tells him that's disgusting, and to [[BrotherSisterIncest try sis instead.]]
* OnTheNextEpisodeOfCatchPhrase: "Find out between the Battle Tits."
* PissTakeRap: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmscq4C41xo Jarl Ballin'.]]
** Garrus Vakarian and Three-Dawg both do this with the same backing track in earlier episodes, albeit with Garrus receiving [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand reduced enthusiasm]] when he points out his rectum.
* RealMenEatMeat: Ulfric shouts Anoriath off a ledge for suggesting that he eat fruits and vegetables.
* RelaxOVision: The "SHIELD YOUR EYES" card that appears when a bard wishes to demonstrate how moist towelettes feel upon his ass. [[SubvertedTrope It disappears]], [[FanDisservice unfortunately.]]
* RoboticReveal: After complaining how Benezia hid her Transformers toys from her, Liara reveals she has also become '''[[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]]!''' [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight Shepard doesn't bat an eye and tells her to quit showing off]].
* RunningGag: Shepard's "we'll bang, OK?" line from the Mass Effect 3 poops is the most classic example of this trope, though "butt pirates" are mentioned occasionally throughout the series.
** Shepard not shutting up about steak.
** Three Dog's famous "Sometimes being bad feels pretty damn good" snippet (from Gamer Poop Fallout 3 #7) with Three Dog's catchphrase howling has made numerous comebacks in his Gamer Poops. Particularly with Garrus Vakarian. GP Skyrim #6 makes this a full feature, this time with Balgruuf, assisted with Nazir (who shares a voice actor with Three Dog).
** "ARGH, IT BURNS!"
** "Now dance!"
** A woman turning out to be a man is common. Lampshaded when Commander Shepard starts suspecting that Traynor, who's coming on to him, could be a man.
** The GIF of someone jiggling their buttocks is used to represent the word "ass" or "butt" in the subtitles.
** [[MemeticMutation The awesome face]] is used to censor words or private parts. In one of the ''Skyrim'' episodes, the coin design even seems to resemble an Awesome Face. [[invoked]]
** At one point, subverted: it could have become a running gag in the Mass Effect poops that a Grissom Academy student would, in a deep voice that Reapers would love, go [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: What the fuck? ]]
, in response to whatever nonsense Shepard subjects them to. The student tries it a second time, only to be told to shut up by Shepard.
** Garrus Vakarian's rectum.
** '''ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:''' 150G - Private Dance. Cue the FanDisservice.
* SignsOfTheEndTimes: Nearly quoted verbatim by a priest at the sight of Cicero's [[BiggerIsBetterInBed large penis]].
-->"IT'S THE END TIMES! THE END TIMES HAVE COME!"
* SorryImGay: After much egging from Tali, Femshep finally gets on the dance floor and "shake[s] that perfect ass" to attract a stranger. Unfortunately:
-->"Uhm, excuse me... I like men."
-->"[[FlatWhat What.]]"
* StalkerShrine: Legate Rikke has one dedicated to General Tullius.
* StayInTheKitchen: A common attitude towards females, especially in the Skyrim videos.
* TooMuchInformation: Cicero's [[ADateWithRosiePalms body-preserving habits]] that not only got him MistakenForGay, but nearly arrested.
** Thanks, bard, for showing the viewers that you love your moist towelettes on your ass.
** The conversation at the start of the fourth Skyrim video concludes in this way.
-->"My nips are wet and have been in the air. Cold won't be good for my crotch, either, never is."
-->({{Beat}})
-->"I think we're done talking."
-->"Yep."
-->"Mm-hmm."
** One gets foisted on the man in the intro to the eight Skyrim window: the pub patrons all agree his wife is a [[YourCheatingHeart very nice woman]], but once he begins talking about how he needs a little [[HoYay man ass]] every once in a while, the pub goes silent, much to his disappointment.
-->"It was just a joke!"
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Shepard stays focused, because of how much he f*cking loves steak.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: Balgruuf is apparently female in Skyrim Poop, much to the horror of his guards and a grab-happy Stormcloak soldier.
-->"By the Gods, you're a man!"
** Done again in many instances, like the Skyrim #6 example above.
** See BedmateReveal above.
** Lampshaded in ''Mass Effect #5'' when Shepard starts suspecting that Traynor could be a man. [[spoiler: She says she is. Mostly.]]
* UnusualEuphemism:
--> '''EDI''': "I kissed Joker last night. But when I removed his jeans, I detected a very short anomaly."
--> "Feel free to stick money in the Old Glory Hole!"
--> '''Ashley:''' Whatever generates your "Mass Effect field"...
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