{{Machinima}} fans, take note: it all began here.

''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSGZOuD3kCU Diary of a Camper]]'' is a short machinima movie from 1996, made in ''VideoGame/{{Quake}}''. While ''Quake'' movies made with the demo-recording function were of course being released before, and some of them (such as ''Quake Done Quick'') featured an element of artistic expression in the form of fancy camera work, ''Diary of a Camper'' was the first movie to have an actual plot and dialogue rather than just being a gameplay recording.

Set during a [[CompetitiveMultiplayer team deathmatch]] game, the movie features a team of players who find themselves up against an enemy camper[[note]]in gamer slang, a "camper" is a widely reviled kind of player who sits hidden in a strategic location to kill anyone who happens by, instead of seeking out enemies actively[[/note]]. They lose two of their own to the camper, but then manage to blow him up and proceed to inspect his remains, concluding that he is/was none other than [[spoiler:JohnRomero]].
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!!Within the 98 seconds of the movie, one can spot the following tropes:
* BigNo: "CAMPER [=NOOOOOoooo=]!"
* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: The camper's chosen nickname is literally "[A]Camper".
* KilledMidSentence: "DIE CAMAAARGHH!!"
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: "[A]Camper", in the context of a multiplayer game.
* TheXOfY
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