Describe ''Ubik'' here? Why, all you need to know is that you want it!

But if you really must know, it's a seminal science fiction novel by Creator/PhilipKDick, picked by Time Magazine as one of their Top 100 books of the last century. In the future, the proliferation of psychic talents has led, through the process of natural selection, to anti-psychics who can nullify psychic powers. Glen Runciter runs the foremost "prudence organization" in the world, sending his operatives out to protect his clients' secrets, while occasionally consulting his wife and partner in the firm, who just so happens to be a HumanPopsicle frozen at the moment of her death in "cold-pac". This allows him to occasionally consult with her before her half-life ends, whereupon she will begin reincarnating (hey, it was the mid-60s; the ''Bardo Thodol'' was all the rage back then).

Meet Joe Chip, our protagonist: a technician working for Runciter who's so perpetually broke he has to argue with his (coin-operated) [[InstantAIJustAddWater artificially intelligent appliances]] to get them to work. When one of Runciter's talent scouts comes to him with a MysteriousWaif named Pat Conley, he finds has what may be the most powerful anti-psychic talent the world has ever seen. She can [[{{Retcon}} rewrite the past itself]] to counteract precognitive predictions. Chip hardly has time to process this before Runciter whisks the two of them and a handful of others away to the moon for a lucrative operation against his rival, Ray Hollis, head of a psychic spy firm. But the operation quickly sours when an explosion grievously wounds Runciter. The team heads back to Earth, desperate to save their boss by putting him into cold-pac.

However, as the team licks their wounds and wonders what to do next, strange shifts in reality start to happen, seemingly connected to Pat Conley and her "talents". Objects and places regress to chronologically-earlier versions of themselves. Mysterious commercials from Runciter appear on the television that are timed specifically for when Joe is present. Anyone who wanders away from the group is found withered and dessicated, as if consumed by the force of entropy itself. But despite the world unraveling around them, there is still one constant in the chaos: the mysterious product called 'Ubik' that keeps appearing everywhere in time and space, carrying with it a dire warning: "Use only as directed".

And believe it or not, from there on out things get ''weirder''....

The novel was adapted into a PC and PlayStation game by Cryo in 1998.

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!!This novel has examples of:
* ArcWords: "Ubik".
* BenevolentBoss: Runciter.
--> "''I'm Glen Runciter, I'm your boss and I'm the one fighting to save all your lives''".
* BigGood: [[spoiler:Ella Runciter.]]
* BodyHorror
* BrokenMasquerade
* ChekhovsGunman: [[spoiler: Jory.]]
* DeadAllAlong: [[spoiler: ''Someone'' probably is. Maybe Runciter. Maybe the rest of the team. Maybe both. Have fun figuring out precisely who.]]
* EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory [[invoked]]
* GainaxEnding: Has to be read to be appreciated fully.
* HorrorHunger: [[spoiler: Jory]].
* HumanPopsicle: "Cold-pac", a sort-of mortuary service where dying people are frozen so that their loved ones or associates can talk to them while they live out their "half-life", what few moments are left to them, distended out into years. The process has also proven the ''Bardo Thodol'', the Tibetian Book of the Dead, is absolutely true.
* {{Jingle}}: All the chapters start with an Ubik jingle.
* TheLostLenore: Ella Runciter to her husband, Glen - though technically she's still in a state of "half-life" following her death several decades earlier, and the two can have limited contact in the form of technologically mediated psychic conversations. However, the fact that Runciter never remarried in the intervening five or six decades, and would still rather talk to Ella than anyone living, says a lot.
** [[spoiler:Wendy Wright]] to Joe Chip.
* MeaningfulName: '''J'''oe '''C'''hip.
** Also ArcWords "Ubik", which, as some characters fathom, is short for "ubiquity".
* MegaCorp: The Prudence Societies, such as Runciter Associates, the Beloved Brethren Moratorium, Stanton Mick's businesses, Ray Hollis' Psis.
* MindScrew: Layers of it.
* OurGodsAreGreater: There are strong hints that Ubik itself is [[spoiler:God]]. The last jingle makes it even more obvious.
** Dick's wife Tess is the closest we have as WordOfGod to confirm it: "Ubik is a metaphor for [[spoiler:God]]. Ubik is all-powerful and all-knowing, and Ubik is everywhere".
* PowerNullifier: Runciter Associates is an organization of anti-psychics.
** Also Ubik. [[spoiler: Jory cannot consume people that have used Ubik]].
* PsychicPowers: Telepaths (teeps) and precognitives (precogs) mostly. Some of Runciter's men are called "anti-parakineticist" and "anti-animator", meaning there're also "parakineticists" and "animators", whatever ''those'' do.
** And it's also hinted that there are psychics who can cure diseases.
* RealityBleed: Glen Runciter's image begins to manifest itself everywhere. And then, although the story is set in 1992, the year 1939 tries to get in on the action.
* RedHerringTwist: [[spoiler:Pat's power]].
* {{Reincarnation}}: When Runciter first talks to his wife in cold-pac, she says she'll soon be reincarnating.
* RetCon: Literally Pat Conley's power. As Runciter puts it, she has "An ability anyhow connected with time reversion; not, strictly speaking, the ability to travel through time for instance, she can't go into the future. In a certain sense, she can't go into the past either; what she does, as near as I can comprehend it, is start a counter-process that uncovers the prior stages inherent in configurations of matter".
* SchrodingersButterfly
* ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections: [[spoiler: Jory is able to "eat" all his victims in half-life without being removed from cold-pac or being put down due to his family paying very well to constantly keep him in his vegetative state.]]
* TechnoBabble: [[ParodiedTrope Parodied.]] Asking what Ubik is yields an incredibly long, complicated answer full of all sorts of technical jargon, which Joe interrupts because, if the person giving the answer uses the phrase "negative ions" [[note]]All ions are negative, so referring to specific ions as negative is redundant[[/note]], they probably don't know what they're talking about.[[note]]Ions can actually have positive or negative charges. Ions with an overall negative electric charge are anions, while ions with an overall positive electric charge are cations.[[/note]]
* TenLittleMurderVictims: [[spoiler:Pat Conley]] is strongly suspected of orchestrating the one-by-one death of Runciter's men - all whole ten of them.
* TheyDontMakeThemLikeTheyUsedTo: When Joe Chip is shunted back to 1939, he finds that the technology there feels sturdier and more dependable than that of his own time. Although, given that [[spoiler: "1939" may just be an illusion generated by cold-pac]], there's no telling how much of it is just in his head.
* ThroughTheEyesOfMadness
* TwistEnding: About five of them in the last few chapters.
* ValuesDissonance: InUniverse. Joe Chip is rather uncomfortable to realize that the average US citizens of 1939 has more in common with the Nazis than with them. He even remarks that he's never heard the N-word used before. Of course, he comes from ''1992'', the real-life year of the Rodney King riots. Dick's post-racial future is probably even more optimistic than the easy lunar travel.
* {{Yandere}}: [[spoiler:Pat Conley]], to the point she is willing to [[TimeyWimeyBall bend the time-space continuum]] to marry her mark.
* YourSoulIsMine: [[spoiler:Jory Miller has to consume other people in "half-life" to keep healthy]]. The results are [[BodyHorror not nice]].
* {{Zeerust}}
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