->''"[[ArcWords These are strange times to be a Jew]]."''

''The Yiddish Policemen's Union'' is an AlternateHistory detective novel by Creator/MichaelChabon published in 2007. It received the Hugo Award for best novel, as well as other awards.

The year is 2007 and nobody in the Federal District of Sitka knows what the future will be made of. The rain-soaked territory in the Alaska Panhandle became the last refuge of the Jews after the state of Israel was stillborn in 1948, and the United States is going to reclaim it in a few months. Meanwhile, [[HardboiledDetective hard-boiled]] and chronically depressed detective Meyer Landsman of the District Police has a murder case on his hands. In the very rathole of a hotel where he has washed up, a man with a false identity has been executed, contract-style.

Teaming up with his long-time partner Berko Shemets, a Tlingit Native American and convert to Judaism, Meyer tries to elucidate the case before the deadline of Reversion, when the entire district will cease to exist and he'll likely be out of a job. The investigation takes him into the reclusive world of an ultra-Orthodox Jewish sect, where word had it that the murder victim might have been the Messiah of prophecy...

Creator/TheCoenBrothers are currently working on a [[TheFilmOfTheBook film adaptation]] of the novel.

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!!''The Yiddish Policemen's Union'' contains examples of:

* AchievementsInIgnorance: Landsman spends much of the novel trying to figure out how the perp entered the victim's hotel without being seen, and ultimately concludes [[spoiler: that he entered through some underground tunnels.]] It turns out [[spoiler:that the perp simply walked through the front door and, when presented with the accusation, has no idea what Landsman's talking about.]]
* AllJewsAreAshkenazi: Sitka society is almost entirely based on Ashkenazi culture, to the point that Yiddish is the common language. This is because other Jewish cultures such as the Separdim, Mizrahim, Habashim, etc. remained in their home countries after Israel was crushed. Having won the war, the countries had no need to expel the remaining Jews.
* AlternateHistory: The point of divergence occurred in 1940, when Alaskan Delegate Anthony Diamond died in a car crash, this allowed the US congress to implement the Slattery Report which opened Alaska to Jewish immigration, 4 million of the 6 million Jews who would have been killed in the Holocaust fled to Alaska, creating a vibrant and sprawling community centered around Sitka. Also, Germany was nuked in 1946 and Israel was destroyed after only 6 months during the first round of the ArabIsraeliWar. Other minor examples include the fact that OrsonWelles [[DifferentWorldDifferentMovies made his film]] of ''Literature/HeartOfDarkness''.
* AlwaysNight: It ''is'' Alaska in November, which really is dark most of the time.
* AntiHero: Landsman, big time. Being a classical anti-hero, not a DarkAge one: a normal person, fundamentally good, but hardly heroic and with numerous flaws.
* ArcWords: "Strange times to be a Jew."
* AuthorAppeal: Chabon usually focuses on Jews and Jewish subjects.
* BadAssGrandpa: Alter Litvak, a broken down old man with a long history of wetwork. He's still got enough spunk to [[spoiler:help orchestrate an attempt to retake Israel and bring about the Messianic Age.]]
* BadAssIsraeli: Transfered onto Sitka due to Israel being crushed while still a few months old. Sitka seems to be almost entirely populated by gangster-scholars, chessmasters, retired spooks, information traffickers, cowboy cops, giants and the odd super-genius.
* BagOfHolding: Bina's bag contains the necessary items in any given situation.
* BeardOfEvil: [[spoiler: Aryeh Baronshteyn's long Orthodox beard with a fake SkunkStripe to give the impression he's OlderAndWiser than he is]]
* BilingualBonus: You'll get a lot more out of the puns and subtext if you understand Yiddish.
* BrokenMasquerade
* BuryYourGays: [[spoiler:Mendel Shpilman]]
* ByTheBookCop: Bina Gelbfish. She even has a conversation about it with Meyer, adding, "I believe in the book."
* ChekhovsGun: [[spoiler:the Tunnels, the Red Heifer.]]
* TabletopGame/{{Chess}} in general, to the extent that Caissa the goddess of chess is name-checked.
* TheChessmaster: Itzik Zimbalist and Hertz Shemetz (literally and figuratively).
* ChessMotifs
* TheConsigliere: Baronshteyn to Rebbe Shpilman. He's even a lawyer.
* CowboyCop: Landsman.
* DaChief: To make matters even worse for Landsman, his superior happens to be his ex-wife.
* DeadManWriting / KilroyWasHere: Landsman is thrown into a cell, [[spoiler:and chillingly finds a snarky comment written by his dead sister carved on the wall.]]
* DeadpanSnarker: Landsman. In his case, it's a coping mechanism.
* DefectiveDetective: Landsman is an alcoholic mess with massive issues about family, guilt, religion, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking chess]].
* {{Determinator}}: Landsman is shot, gets the crap beaten out of him multiple times, chased through the snow in his underpants, and faces a lot of emotional and political turmoil on a case he shouldn't even be investigating.
* TheDon: Reb Shpilman, the patriarch of the Verbover crime syndicate/religious sect.
* DropTheHammer: Berko's warhammer, a homemade replica of a tribal Tlingit weapon.
--> ''"He carries in his right hand the uncanniest hammer any Jew or gentile is ever likely to see. It's a replica of the one that Chief Katlian is reported to have swung during the Russian-Tlingit war of 1804, which the Russians lost... The head is a thirty-five-pound block of [[ThunderboltIron meteorite iron]]..."''
* DrowningMySorrows: What Landsman's doing at the beginning of the novel.
* EnterStageWindow
* EvilPlan: [[spoiler:The plot to destroy the Dome of the Rock.]]
* FilmNoir
* FoodPorn: Chabon's description of Filipino-style Chinese donuts (which Sitka is apparently famous for) comes off like this.
* FutureSlang: AlternateHistory slang, more accurately. Chabon invents a few terms and creates new idiomatic meanings for several Yiddish words/phrases:
** "Sholem," literally meaning ''peace'', is Sitka slang for a gun, derived from the slang "piece" for gun in English as well as the name "peacemaker."
** Also, mobile phones are called "[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shofar shofars]]," after the traditional ram horns used to announce holidays.
** Beat cops are called "latkes" because their flat-topped caps resemble pancakes.
** Sitka Jews are slangily referred to as "Icebergers" by American Jews, while Sitka Jews call American Jews "Mexicans" because they live South of the border (the ''Canadian'' border, that is).
* GentleGiant: Berko.
* GladToBeAliveSex
* GodwinsLawOfTimeTravel: A rare [[InvertedTrope inversion]]. In this world's alternate timeline, Hitler got his ass kicked even ''harder'' that he did in our world. Among other changes, Germany was nuked in 1946 and the Holocaust killed only a third as many Jews as it did in RealLife. The book explores how these events (coupled with the collapse of Israel) complicate the lives of surviving Jews.
* GoodGirlsAvoidAbortion: Averted; although Bina doesn't appear to be psychologically damaged by the difficult decision she and Landsman made, it was the impetus for their divorce. In fact, Landsman feels far more guilty about it than Bina.
* GoodScarsEvilScars: Alter Litvak's body is a horrorshow of scars from his many decades as a brutal spook.
* HeroesWantRedHeads: Bina Gelbfish
* JustBeforeTheEnd: Not in the apocalyptic sense typical for the setting (being a non-lethal and highly localized variant), but in an emotional sense for (almost) every Jewish character. The upcoming Reversion means the end of the Jewish district and most (if not almost all) residents will not be able to stay in the US once the territory is under their control, but neither do they have any emigration alternatives. Thus, many Jews don't know what exactly they are supposed to do and what will happen in a few months at all, and the book portrays the resulting feeling of all-pervasive uncertainty, emotional collapse and resignation very effectively. The best example is the police force itself, which is disintegrating rapidly as the events of the novel take place, so that, for instance, a report by the forensic pathologist is left uncompleted because said pathologist leaves the District, open cases are "blackflagged", i.e. closed without resolution, by police chiefs and no one besides Landsman actually cares about solving the mystery of Shpilman's murder (not even Berko, who's in it out of loyalty to Landsman rather than an actual interest in solving the case).
* KilledToUpholdTheMasquerade [[spoiler: Naomi Landsman]]
* KnightInSourArmor: Landsman.
* KnowledgeBroker: Landsman meets one to get some info.
* LargeAndInCharge: Rabbi Shpilman, the leader of the Verbover crime syndicate/sect, is grotesquely overweight, apparently due to a health disorder rather than overeating.
* LegitimateBusinessmensSocialClub
* MakeItLookLikeAnAccident: [[spoiler: Naomi Landsman's plane crash]]
* MaleGaze: Done textually. When Meyer is crawling down a tunnel behind Bina, Chabon spends a good-sized paragraph describing his reactions upon gazing at her ass for the first time in years. With Chabon's characteristic PurpleProse, it comes of sounding like a religious experience.
* MeaningfulName: So many. Landsman himself, as the central character in a novel obsessed with the question of the Jews having a land of their own. Melekh Gaystik, the former chess champion, has a name meaning 'intellectual king'. The American agent Mr. Cashdollar. And many, many more (most of them disguised by being in Yiddish).
* TheMenInBlack: Cashdollar and his men fit the trope, but they're not BadassInANiceSuit, they wear thick sweaters, occasionally with a tacky penguin motif.
* MundaneWish: [[spoiler:Rather than kill Landsmen and his friends because YouKnowTooMuch, Cashdollar offers to buy their silence instead. All Landsman wants is his gun and badge back. When he's duly reinstated as a detective he says: "I should have asked for a million dollars. They'd have given it to me!"]]
* MysteriousInformant
* TheNapoleon: Willie Dick, the 4'7" tall Tlinglit cop, [[BadassBiker rides a 2/3 scale motorcycle]] and is generally described in terms that qualify him as a {{Badass}} of tall-tale proportions. Berko even {{Lampshades}} this, calling Dick "the emperor of the French."
* NeverSuicide: [[spoiler:Inverted. It never occurs to anyone that Mendel's death was (assisted) suicide until the very end.]]
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Unusually for an AlternateHistory story the incumbent President of the United States is not named, nor is any description given. The reader is left to make up their own mind which conservative politician or Christian fundamentalist religious figure has risen to the top in this reality.
* NobleBigotWithABadge: Willie Dick, though he claims to hate everyone equally.
* NoodleIncident: A lot of the details of the AlternateHistory the novel is set in are alluded to, but not actually described.
* NWordPrivileges: Since almost everyone in Sitka is Jewish, the slur "yid" has become commonplace. Willie Dick, though a gentile, is also granted privileges due to growing up with Berko.
* OminousFog: Alaska in November
* OnlySaneMan: Naomi was this for the Landsman family; Bina also qualifies.
* PresentTenseNarrative: Used.
--> "Landsman lives in 505, with a view of the neon sign across Max Nordau Street." (from the first page)
* RummageFail: Bina's purse full of random stuff.
* [[RunawayBride Runaway Groom]]: [[spoiler:Mendel Shpilman.]]
* SacredLanguage: Landsman thinks that Yiddish is for talking to people, and that Hebrew is for talking to God.
* ShoutOut: In one scene, Berko's son watches an unnamed Yiddish-dubbed cartoon that's clearly meant to be ''DragonTales''.
* SinisterMinister: The Verbover crime syndicate is also an Orthodox religious sect, lead by the powerful Rebbe Shpilman.
* SmartPeoplePlayChess: a DiscussedTrope
* StealthPun: Plus BilingualBonus. When Batsheva Shpilman realizes that her son [[spoiler:is gay, the text uses metaphors comparing him to a bird. This is because ''feygele'', the Yinglish slang word for 'gay', literally means 'birdie' in Yiddish; but the word ''feygele'' is never used.]]
* StylisticSuck: Alter Litvak's written messages are light on punctuation and feature the occasional grammatical error, because they're hastily jotted down while in conversation.
* ThoseTwoBadGuys: Flingler and Dr. Roboy
* TitleDrop
* TranslationConvention: Most characters are actually speaking Yiddish, which is translated into English. For this reason, certain word choices sound odd, such as referring to perfect strangers as "darling" and "sweetness." [[note]]Translated from the common Yiddish word "bubeleh"[[/note]] Slang Yiddish words, however, are presented unstranslated. When a character swears, it's usually noted as spoken in "American."
* TurnInYourBadge: Landsman, as a predictable consequence of his being a CowboyCop.
* TheVoiceless: Alter Litvak, whose voice box was crushed in an auto accident, and must communicate by written messages.
* TheWarOnTerror: Although an AlternateHistory, it's very strongly a post-9/11 commentary.
* WildHair: Bina's hair is always getting in her face; all efforts to restrain it fail miserably.
* WithFriendsLikeThese: Seen when Willie Dick, Berko Shemets and Meyer Landsman are in the same room together. There's a lot of antagonism due to personal and historical reasons, but it's obvious their work as policemen gives them a stronger bond than anyone.
* WorkingWithTheEx
* WorldHalfEmpty: So it feels to the Jews in the story.
* XMeetsY: Imagine TheShivah crossed with {{Fargo}}
* YiddishAsASecondLanguage: [[InvertedTrope Inverted]] into Yiddish as a Primary Language. In a true flip of the trope, they use "American" phrases and [[ClusterFBomb curses]]. There's a handy Yiddish glossary in the novel, particularly helpful with the Sitka slang.
* YourTerroristsAreOurFreedomFighters
* ZeppelinsFromAnotherWorld: No actual Zeppelins appear, but early in the novel Landsman finds "a windup zeppelin" amongst other junk in a basement, in keeping with the AlternateHistory setting.

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