In [[http://www.amazon.com/Worst-Shots-West-E-Castle-ebook/dp/B00DKCDQSI/ "The Worst Shots in the West"]], two old, nearly blind gunslingers, take on a hundred man bandit gang, and its chieftan, Dirty Dirk Dunegid. Without even ''realizing'' it. No, seriously.

An online short story by Creator/EGCastle.
----
!! "The Worst Shots in the West" contains examples of:
* AccidentalAimingSkills: Ridiculously random shots are how Tim and Tom manage [[spoiler: to kill every single bandit in Dirk Dunegid’s hundred man gang, as well as Dirty Dirk himself]]. ''All without even noticing they were doing so.''
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: The bandits are mentioned as having robbed a whole list of various people and business, then finally:
--> ''…and, most difficult of all, had managed to steal candy from a baby without losing a man.''
* BlastingItOutOfTheirHands: Tim and Tom shoot the guns right out of bandits' hands a few times, [[spoiler: particularly to Dirty Dirk himself at the end]].
* BottomlessMagazines: Tim and Tom, despite only using revolvers and not reloading, manage to [[spoiler: kill just over a hundred men]].
* TheGunslinger: Tim and Tom are gunfighters… Sort of.
* PinballProjectile: Bullets constantly bounce and reflect right into their targets without any rhyme or reason whatsoever.
* ShootTheBullet: Bullets hitting each other happens several times.
* TallTale: The sub-title specifically states it’s a tall tale; although it's obvious enough from the story itself.
* TheWestern: Cowboys, bandits, guns… And the title clinches it.

----