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A 2009 Gay Teen ComingOfAge Novel by Nick Burd, tells the story of Dade's metaphorical Last Summer.

The story begins with a short description of Dade's life since childhood ranging from his mother's transformation from a Hippie to an average housewife who sips martinis and gardens things other than weed, his father's interest in life in a cul-de-sac, and his secret relationship with football player Pablo *The Sexican* Soto. It establishes Dade's life as average, until one day he decides to admit his feelings to Pablo and things start going crazy.

In the correct order it goes relationship drama, gay drama, divorce drama, [[ShapedLikeItself drama drama]], and finally the Climax which ties up the novel in a satisfying way, but solves most of the drama in a very anticlimactic way.

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!!Tropes:

* TheBeard:
** Judy for Pablo. It's a story about gay people, what did you expect? A Moustache?
** GenreSavvy: She also suspects her status and in her few appearances tries to keep Dade away from Pablo
* BittersweetEnding: Bordering on complete downer: [[spoiler: Dade learns things aren't always as perfect as you make it out to be no matter how perfect your boyfriend is, his parents divorce (Which is a good thing), he finally gets friends of his own, and Alex decides to break the mold his father and sister set before him and not run away and stays in town to help his grandma, but Pablo kills himself by crashing his car into a tree after all the gay confusion he went through, Dade and Alex mutually break up, and Lisa moves back to L.A.]]
%% * BoomerangBigot: Pablo to a minor extent.
%% * CastFullOfGay
* ComingOutStory: An odd one since Alex and Dade both don't care who sees who doing affectionate things, and when Dade finally tells his parents he's gay, they're a bit shocked but are still loving and supportive, and actually be more so than before.
%% * DarkAndTroubledPast: Alex has one.
* DeathByNewberyMedal: The main reason why the summer this book covers is considered by Dade to be his last real summer. It's certainly not forgettable.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: [[spoiler: Pablo decides life isn't worth living and has a heartbreaking in hindsight goodbye with Dade, which is a bit unexpected.]]
%% * FirstPersonPeripheralNarrator: Pablo.
%% * IJustWantToBeNormal or ArmoredClosetGay: Pablo again.
%% * [[ImportantHaircut Semi-Important Haircut]]: An entire party filled with shirtless guys about it.
%% * IncompatibleOrientation: Fessica and Dade.
%% * JerkJock: Several of these form Pablo's group of friends. Pablo himself.
%% * LittleJimmy: The Jenny Moore sublot
* LoveHurts: Pablo initially rejects Dade but for the rest of the novel, Pablo comes to regret it.
%% * LoveTriangle
* [[ManicPixieDreamGirl Manic Pixie Dream Duo]]: Alex and Lisa take turns playing this to Dade.
* NoAntagonist: One of the {{Jerk Jock}}s might count if he had appeared in more than the few pages he had.
%% * NostalgicNarrator
* RomanticRunnerUp: Pablo [[spoiler: Until the end of the novel we find out it was actually Alex, but then Pablo dies]]
%% * SorryImGay: When Fessica tries to come on to Dade a second time.
%% * TheStoner: Alex's friends.
%% * StraightGay: Pablo, Alex, and Dade.
* TheStoryTeller: Alex reveals close to the end he's writing a book called "The Vast Fields of Ordinary."
%% * TimeToMove: Except Dade's dad succeeds in moving.
* TitleDrop: Happens twice; once in the middle when Fessica mispronounces song lyrics, and again in the end. It gets explained on the last page, though the reader always gets a vague idea about it.
%% * TokenLesbian: Lisa can come off as this.
* TroubleFollowsYouHome: A main theme of the novel is that no matter where you go, the trouble you were trying to escape will always follow you because you are always going to be the same person.
%% * TheTwink: Lisa Takes Dade to a local gay bar to introduce him to the scene. The results are underwhelming.
%% * YaoiFangirl: Lisa.
* WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong: While reading this you may sarcastically say/think "Wow treating the guy who is trying to reconcile with you like shit and rubbing your new happy relationship in his face. What could go wrong?" the answer? [[spoiler: He kills himself.]]
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