->''"To all those who wish to jump into a glowing pool of light and end up in another universe."''
-->-- '''The author'''

->'''Nasha:''' Iím being silly? Youíre the one talking to yourself.
->'''Also Nasha:''' Fine, you know what? Iím ending our conversation.
->'''Nasha:''' This isnít a conversation, youíre talking to you!!
-->-- ''Chapter 27'', "A Good Conversation Is One You Have With Yourself"

''SPAZ'' (standing for '''S'''pace '''P'''olice '''A'''fter '''Z'''anna) is a WebOriginal written by Nasha-Yakushi on deviantart. Described as "The Ultimate Fan-Fic", it's melding of characters from all sorts of different works, from ''Literature/ArtemisFowl'' to ''{{Naruto}}''. Also features a more and more important cast of original characters, some of whom draw their basis from the author and her friends. Full of action, romance, adventure, technology, nerdiness (lots of nerdiness) and plenty of ass-kicking, you can read it here: [[http://nasha-yakushi.deviantart.com/gallery/#SPAZ]]

Not to be confused with ''SpacePiratesAndZombies''.
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!!''SPAZ'' provides examples of:
* AbuseIsOkayWhenItIsFemaleOnMale: Seen with [[{{Tsundere}} Kin-ti]] and [[StalkerWithACrush The Doctor]].
* ActionGirl: Katana definitely qualifies, as do Sora and Kin-ti. Really, all of the SPAZ have some qualities of this.
** Later, Izzy becomes one.
* AlternateUniverse: The SPAZ can travel to these.
* AmazonBrigade: Six girls who kick ass.
* AuthorAppeal: There's a reason these series/characters keep showing up. Especially [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Data]]
* BerserkButton: Do ''not'' mess with Nasha's friends. Just don't.
** Also, [[{{Naruto}} Orochimaru]]
* BigBad: Zanna
* BrainyBrunette: Kin-ti, on occasion
* CloudCuckooLander: Nasha and Sora, generally. Leads to:
-->'''Nasha:''' Yo!
-->'''Sora:''' Yo?
-->'''Nasha:*nods*'''Yo.
-->'''Sora:''' Yo! Yoyo!
-->'''Nasha:*shakes head*'''Yo.
-->'''[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Data]]:'''Why do the two of you keep repeating the word yo?
* CuteBruiser: Sora
* CuteClumsyGirl: Also Sora.
* Literature/{{Discworld}}: Kin-ti returns from a mission there, and Vetinari and Drumknott show up.
* DoggedNiceguy: The Doctor. OH so much.
* {{Dojikko}}: Sora. She trips on ''air''.
* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: No one seems to know if the Doctor even ''has'' a real name.
* EvilVersusEvil: [[spoiler:Zanna and The Beast]]
* FeminineWomenCanCook: Yumi can. Kin-ti can't.
* GenkiGirl: Sora. She's cheerful around ''the being trying to take over the world.''
* HyperspaceMallet: Two, in fact. One is a real mallet, and one is Sora's squeaky inflatable one. Both are used liberally.
* {{Jerkass}}: Kin-ti. To quote:
-->'''Doctor''': How do you even have friends again?
-->'''Kin-ti''': I honestly don't know... I think they might all be on drugs or something.
** And he's one of the people who ''like'' her.
** Could be a JerkWithAHeartOfGold
* LockedInARoom: Happens to the Doctor and Kin-ti with the Blank room, a magical room that, once the door is shut, can't be opened for twenty-four hours.
* MostFanficWritersAreGirls
* {{Naruto}}: Orochimaru is Nasha's BerserkButton.
* NoPeriodsPeriod: You'd think that, in a base filled with sprited women, this would have come up by now...
* OurZombiesAreDifferent: [[ThemeNaming Inky, Pinky, Dinky, Binky]] and [[OddNameOut Bob]] seem to be type C.
* RedHeadedHero: The Doctor, though he's not exactly a hero...
* {{Retcon}}: The Doctor used to be eight years older than Kin-ti--she was 14, he was 22. Ten chapters later, he's only five years older than her. Justified because it's less {{Squick}}-tastic this way
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: Happens quite a bit.
* ScheduleSlip: It updates every Thursday... except when it doesn't. The author's pretty good about it, though.
* SecretGovernmentWarehouse: The SPAZ live in an abadoned version of one of these. Compete with portals.
* {{Shorttank}}: Katana. A short tomboyish girl who's willing to hold her own.
* SlapSlapKiss: Kin-ti and the Doctor, noticeably here: [[http://Nasha-Yakushi.deviantart.com/art/SPAZ-Part-42-132154275]]
* StalkerWithACrush: The Doctor, but less evil than your typical stalker.
* TeamMom: Yumi, "who made sure everyone ate their vegetables."
* ThemeNaming / OddNameOut: see OurZombiesAreDifferent above.
* {{Tsundere}}: Kin-ti is Type A pretty much all the time, especially around The Doctor.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Katana and Kin-ti are the most obvious example.
* WrenchWench: Nasha, who is often found elbow-deep in machines.
* YaoiFangirl: Yumi
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