"Entering the Playground..."

N.E.R.D.S: National Espionage, Rescue, and Defense Society by Michael Buckley.

There's a spy agency underneath Nathan Hale Elementary School. Its agents are five misfits, the kind of ultra-geeks that get bullied every day. They're nerds. And that's their cover for being N.E.R.D.S. (members of the National Espionage, Rescue, and Defense Society). They have been doing pretty well...until former bully Jackson Jones accidentally discovers their headquarters, and the director invites him to join the team. It goes downhill from there.

Examples of Tropes Founds in N.E.R.D.S Are:

* ADayInTheLimelight: Each book is told through a different team member"s point of view and expands on their home life.

* AdultsAreUseless: The reason the team was created in the first place. Kids are far more adaptable to new ideas and technology than adults who have become set in their ways.
* AlternateUniverse: In the Cheerleaders of Doom a girl builds a device that let's her travel to other universe. She goes on a robbery spree through the other universes to pay for radical plastic surgery. At the climax of the book, Matilda teams up with dozens of alternate versions of herself to battle the book's main villain.
* AmbiguousGender: The school lunch lady, who pilots the team's jet, is actually a guy dressed in drag. For some reason, nobody comments on this.
* AmbiguouslyJewish: Team leader Ruby Peet. It's mentioned that she's jewish, but the only visual sign is her poofy, blonde hair.
* BigOlUnibrow: Matilda Choi, A.K.A. Wheezer has one.
* BracesOfOrthodonticOverkill: Jackson Jones gets a pair of these, which radically changes his life and leads to him being recruited into the N.E.R.D.S. The braces are then enhanced into Doctor Octopus arms that can take just about any shape Jackson can think of.
* BrainwashedAndCrazy: The central plot of the villain virus. Rogue nanobots infect people's brains, causing them to become super villains.
* Brilliant but Lazy: Despite his jockish demeanor, Jackson has proven time and again to be just as smart as his teammates and a natural born spy. But has admitted that he prefers to coast on his looks and charm rather than put in the effort.
* TheFilmOfTheBook: An animated movie is set to be developed by EltonJohn's Rocket Pictures. The script will be written by the author, Michael Buckley himself.
* NeverSayDie: {{Averted}}. It's made very clear throughout the books that lives are really at stake with these cases. In fact, many people are killed throughout, both for [[PlayedForDrama drama]] ''and'' BlackComedy. And the books are intended for around [[WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids a fifth-grade reading level]]. It's later played straight when Duncan defeats the Nesbitts.
* PasteEater: Duncan Dewey: His enhancement allows him to make paste with his own body, so he can stick to any surface.
* PlotAllergy: Ruby is allergic to just about everything. Her special enhancement allows her to use her allergies almost as form of precognition.
* SlapstickKnowsNoGender: It's not stated outright. But in an early chapter of the first book it's heavily implied that Matilda Choi suffered an extreme wedgie at the hands of future team mate Jackson Jones.
* WakeUpGoToSchoolSaveTheWorld: The main premise of the books.