A compilation of short stories by David Lubar. The title of the book comes from one of the short stories featured inside--all of which are childrens' horror stories, some of which are quite...[[NightmareFuel disturbing.]]

Several compilations following this were called ''The Invasion of the Road Weenies," "The Curse of the Campfire Weenies," "Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies," "Attack of the Vampire Weenies," and "Beware the Ninja weenies".

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!!This work provides examples of:

* AdultFear
* AndIMustScream
* BatmanGambit: sometimes used by a main character. Sometimes by someone else.
* BodyHorror
* CreepyChild
* ExactWords: In the titular story, the protagonist says that his family isn't a "typical" one...[[spoiler: it's his ''mom'' that's brainwashed, not his ''dad'' like most families.]]
* FateWorseThanDeath
* ForegoneConclusion
* ImAHumanitarian
* InfantImmortality: Very rarely played straight and usually averted.
* PrimalFear
* OurWerewolvesAreDifferent
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: played different ways depending on the story.
* TransformationTrauma
* TwistEnding
** CruelTwistEnding
** KarmicTwistEnding: The story about the substitute teacher may qualify to some, seeing as it ends with [[spoiler: the revelation that he's an escaped lunatic who electrocutes the entire class...except for the one bullied girl, who'd been chased out in tears earlier.]]
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