''LaCelestina'' or [[LongTitle ''The tragicomedy of Calisto and Melibea and the old prostitute Celestina'']] is a Spanish book written in 1499 by the converse jewish writer Fernando de Rojas.

The plot starts with Calisto being rejected by Melibea. Calisto then turns into an EmoTeen, until his servant, Sempronio, presents him to TheMatchmaker Celestina, who offers him Melibea's love. She uses [[ManipulativeBastard her knowledge of human behaviour]] and sorcery to acomplish her goal. Soon after getting her payment from Calisto, Celestina is murdered by Calisto's servants, Sempronio and Parmeno, who wanted their part of the payment but didn't get it. Sempronio and Parmeno are caught by the local justice and executed on the spot.

Once together, Calisto and Melibea enjoy their love secretly without knowing that there's a plot against them by two prostitutes, Elicia and Areusa, who blame them for the death of Sempronio and Parmeno. Two thugs, Centurio and Traso, are hired by Elicia and Areusa to murder Calisto during one of his nocturne dates with Melibea, but what actually causes Calisto's death is slipping off a ladder and falling head first to the ground when he hurries to help his servants. After discovering his death, Melibea commits suicide. The work ends with Melibea's father, Pleberio, crying for the death of his daughter.

The book is considered one of the best novels ever written in the Spanish language, and it's a staple in any Spanish literature class. It was also a big hit, specially the character of Celestina, who is considered one of the best characters ever created in Spanish literature, and her name is nowadays an official synonymous of "matchmaker" in the Spanish language. As in, her name literally appears in the dictionary.


!!This book contains examples of:

* AllWomenArePrudes: Deconstructed trope. Melibea refuses at first to have sex with Calisto, but she's actually dying for it.
* AmbiguouslyJewish: It's often discussed that the huge difference Calisto mentions between him and Melibea might be that he's Jewish while Melibea is Catholic.
* ChivalrousPervert: Calisto.
* CoolOldLady: Celestina.
* DaddysGirl: Melibea.
* DeathByMaterialism: Celestina is murdered by Sempronio and Parmeno after refusing to share his part of Calisto's reward with them. Just after that the two servants are killed by justice.
* DeathOfAThousandCuts: Celestina's ultimate end.
* {{Deconstruction}}: Of CourtlyLove. Calisto breaks with the traditional role of the lover hiring Celestina.
* DirtyCoward: Parmeno and Sempronio abandon Calisto when they hear a noise.
* DirtyOldWoman: Celestina.
* DrivenToSuicide: After hearing that Calistro died from falling off the wall, Melibea decides to jump from the tower to join him in death.
* DownerEnding: Just about everyone dies and Melibea's father is left to look over the disaster.
* FemalesAreMoreInnocent: Played straigh with Melibea. Inverted with Celestina and the prostitutes, Elicia y Areusa.
* GoodBadGirl
* GreenEyes: Melibea has them, and they're considered very sexy.
* IronicName: Celestina means 'heavenlike'. She makes pacts with the Devil.
* ItsPersonal: Calisto indirectly causes the death of the prostitutes' lovers, which causes them to seek revenge.
* KillEmAll: No one among the main characters survives.
* LineageComesFromTheFather: This is the case for Melibea's father, but, after all, it ''is'' the Middle Age.
* ManipulativeBitch: Celestina tricks every one to do what she wants them to do, making Melibea fall in love with Calisto, fooling Parmeno to help her and getting money from Calisto.
* TheMatchmaker: Celestina is the TropeCodifier for this trope in the Middle Age, and also the TropeNamer in Spanish.
* MyGirlIsNotASlut
* NeverASelfMadeWoman: Celestina averts this trope, since she reached the spot she now occupies in life using her skills.
* PurpleProse: A [=XVth=] century illiterate prostitute speaking like a poet?
* {{Revenge}}: The motivation to the story's climax.
* RevengeBeforeReason.
* RoaringRampageOfRevenge.
* SecondaryCharacterTitle: Celestina is not the main character, but she's the {{Chessmaster}} who causes the start of everything.
* ThoseTwoGuys: Pármeno and Sempronio.