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->"Of course young people don't vote. It's a right handed to them, and therefore they don't appreciate it. Young people care about two things, and two things only: Those things they have to fight for, and those things they're told not to do. Going around telling teens to vote: that's your problem right there. You're telling them to ''do'' something. ... 'Every young person hearing this or watching this, listen to me now and tell all your friends I said this: Don't vote! Come election day, you are absolutely ''not'' to vote! I forbid it! I flatly ''forbid it!''"
-->King Arthur "Penn" in a mayoral debate, ''Knight Life''

''Knight Life'' is a series of novels written by Creator/PeterDavid. The books are comic political fantasies about King Arthur returning in the twentieth century to become President of the United States. First, however, he must become mayor of New York City, which was covered in the first title, ''Knight Life''. The original ''Knight Life'' was published in 1987 and since then, copies of the title became scarce. Peter David considered developing a movie of the book, but responding to demand, he published a revised version in 2002. The new version removes some of the more dated references in the original title (such as Republicans not being a major political force in New York City) and adds nearly 30,000 words of new material. The success of the new volume resulting in two more titles, making it a trilogy, though the later volumes never gained quite the attention of the original title.

The story of the original novel focuses on King Arthur running a political campaign to become mayor of New York as Arthur Penn. As very few can know that he is actually the original King Arthur, much of the campaign must consist of simply getting his name out there. Arthur sets himself apart from the other candidates by making a vow to never lie, no matter what anyone may ask him. He is aided by Merlin and Percival, as well as Gwen (Queen Quinevere reincarnated), but dark forces are working against him, including Morgana (Morgan le Fey) and his bastard child Mordred "Mo Dreskin."

The titles in the series are:

* ''Knight Life'' (1987/2002)
* ''One Knight Only'' (2003, working title was ''Dead of Knight'')
* ''Fall of Knight'' (2006)

!The original ''Knight Life'' provides examples of the following:

* TheAgeless: Percival, who made the extremely poor choice of drinking from the Holy Grail while completely healthy.
* AuthorTract: When not espousing certain positions that would only seem logical to someone of his era, Arthur seems to express a generally libertarian viewpoint in his political views.
* AxCrazy and BigBad: Morgan le Fay
* CassandraTruth: When confronted about the fact that he is actually King Arthur during a debate, Arthur simply admits it and launches into a "Camelot speech." Everyone that doesn't know the truth believes the speech to be some sort of metaphor.
* {{Determinator}}: Gwen becomes this after she is tricked by Morgan
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: A male reporter comments that he's almost tempted to turn gay for Arthur.
* TheJester: Percival declares Buddy and Elvis to be Arthur's jesters for better or worse
* KingArthur: Duh
* KingIncognito: Very few learn that Arthur is actually ''the'' King Arthur
* LukeNounverber: Merlin is called "Merlin Demonspawn" derisively by his enemies...and Miss Basil.
* AManIsAlwaysEager: Gwen notes that having been in a cage for a thousand years, Arthur must be the "horniest man on the planet." Arthur consults a dictionary, then agrees.
* [[spoiler:NotQuiteDead: Arthur is killed at the end of ''Knight Life'', but it was only his heart that was stopped; they revived him.]]
** [[spoiler:Happens to Gwen in ''One Knight Only''; this causes Arthur to resign the Presidency (yes, you heard right) and seek the Holy Grail.]]
* OlderThanTheyLook: Merlin, who due to his reverse aging looks and sounds like a nine-year-old boy
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Buddy and Elvis, who were so wiped out on drugs before meeting Arthur that they don't remember their real names
* RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething: King Arthur
* SequelGap: The original ''Knight Life'' was released in 1987. The sequel, ''One Knight Only'', was released in 2003 (after the original got an UpdatedRerelease in 2002).
* TakenForGranite: Miss Basil, a basilisk in disguise. Forced to serve Merlin during ''Knight Life'', she was released from her servitude before ''One Knight Only'', taking her vengeance out on Merlin by turning him to stone.
* ThoseTwoGuys: Buddy and Elvis, two drugged-out muggers who end up working for Arthur's campaign and become jesters of a sort for him after witnessing him receive Excalibur ("the day-glo sword") from the Lady of the Lake.
* TookALevelInBadass: Gwen takes one within the course of the book, starting out as an ExtremeDoormat. She is then rescued by Arthur and gains confidence, but takes a dive when she is tricked by Morgan le Fay. She then goes on a spree, gaining knowledge and power to confront Morgan.
* UrbanFantasy
* YouHaveNoIdeaWhoYoureDealingWith: When Gwen summons a demon, it tells her that she has no idea what she's screwing with. She says just enough to prove she knows exactly what she's screwing with and then binds it to her will.
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