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->''"You're on it right now? That's how you did the thing with the, uh, with the coins and the dream and all that earlier?"\\
"Yeah. I took some today. It's fading though."\\
"So the effects don't last that long."\\
"The ''side effects'' don't last that long. The effects will last the rest of my life, I think... Maybe longer."''
-->--'''David Wong,''' referring to the [[SuperSerum Soy Sauce]]

A web serial-turned-published-book by author David Wong (actually Jason Pargin, head editor of Website/{{Cracked}}), written in autobiographical style, narrated by [[AuthorAvatar a character named David Wong]] about his and his best friend's adventures featuring the paranormal.

Dave and John are two college dropouts living in the middle of an "Undisclosed" town in Illinois. John is a deranged, irresponsible, carefree, slacker/rocker/drug enthusiast. Dave is an apathetic, bored, snarky withdrawn young man with a traumatic past and the tendency to get dragged along with whatever John happens to be doing. After a run-in with a living hallucinogenic drug at a party, the pair gain the ability to see ghosts, demons, and into other dimensions. HilarityEnsues. So does violence. And Monsters. And weirdness. And swearing. And an ''unbelievable'' amount of dick jokes and ToiletHumor.

Once available for free at http://www.johndiesattheend.com, but now that it's being published, there's just a humorous promotional blog addressing the (supposed) rumors that the events of the story [[BasedOnAGreatBigLie really happened]][[note]]It's also an Alternate Reality Game with clues hidden in the blog images and filenames.[[/note]]

A sequel, titled ''[[Literature/ThisBookIsFullOfSpidersSeriouslyDude This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It]]'', has also been released.

The [[Film/JohnDiesAtTheEnd film adaptation directed by Don Coscarelli]] was released hit theaters on January 25th, 2013 and is also [[https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie/john-dies-at-the-end/id586527823 available on iTunes]]. Its trailer can be watched [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19477_john-dies-at-end-teaser-trailer.html here]] on Website/{{Cracked}}.

And [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-4848-tv-tropes/ hello to those of you from Cracked]]!
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!!Provides examples of:

* AbnormalAmmo: When John and Dave get somewhat famous due to the Sauce, people begin sending them bizarre things. One of them is a package of explosive bullets for David's pistol. Later, John uses the Soy Sauce's properties to convert a Super Soaker into a proper flamethrower. Finally, the heroes [[spoiler:blow up Korrok's universe with dog shit.]]
* {{Adorkable}}: Amy.
* AdventureDuo: Dave is more serious and literal-minded (to the point of missing blatant clues), a trait he credits to an array of negative character traits. John is flat-out crazy and rolls better with the insane crap pitched at them, but he also lacks some common sense.
* AFormYouAreComfortableWith: Subverted. The inhabitants of Korrok's world are concerned their manner of dress will upset John and Dave, and so go naked except for hoods. Many of them are noted as being elderly. The whole effect just makes the experience stranger and more alien, especially [[HeroicBSOD when John sees what's under them]].
* AliensInCardiff: Korrok invades our dimension in Undisclosed, an unnamed town in the American midwest.
* AlternateHistory:
** Other universes are often alternate histories where one or more important details have changed, resulting in often-cataclysmic differences from our own world. For example, [[spoiler:Korrok comes from a world where OrganicTechnology was fully mastered. He's an out-of-control supercomputer.]]
** The Shadow Men exist out of time and can make changes in history that echo in the present. Arnie mentions to Dave near the end of the book that he vaguely remembers false memories of John Paul II dying during the assassination attempt and being replaced by a black pope who adopts the name Leo. Much more threateningly, [[spoiler:the Shadow Men threaten to suddenly change the timeline to kill Amy if David does not back off]].
* AllThereInTheManual: The website and several forum comments by the author (and John Cheese, who, as the name suggests, is who John is based off of) detail the back story and side stories of the novel. Impressively, revelations in the novel make throwaway gags in the preview updates much, much creepier.
* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: Dr. Marconi, a rich and respected former priest, archaeologist, and ass-kicker of the demonic and undead. He [[ShoutOut resembles]] the typical Lovecraft protagonist, especially Prof. Armitage, and likely would be the hero in a traditional Lovecraftian take on the story.
* AIIsACrapshoot: [[spoiler:Korrok is a violent, tyrannical, evil, petty, narcissistic, sadistic, racist, homophobic, know-it-all organic supercomputer from another dimension, with the maturity of a 13-year-old playing an online game. It's a tower of flesh and nerves bigger than the statue of liberty, wants to rule the entire multiverse, and eats people wrapped in bacon.]]
* AndThenJohnWasAZombie: [[spoiler: Dave, in the ending, turns out to be the one who was dead - and he was killed halfway through the novel, to be replaced by a Korrok clone.]]
* AngelUnaware: Possibly [[spoiler: Molly]], if [[spoiler:"Fred Durst" in the end was really her.]]
* AntiAntiChrist: [[spoiler:When the pair finally get dragged to meet Korrok, it turns out they're Chosen Ones... for allowing Korrok to cross into their universe. They're definitely not down with that idea.]]
* AntiHero: Dave isn't the greatest guy, and he does some [[SociopathicHero pretty nasty stuff here and there]]. However, he does enough good to escape being a mere DesignatedHero, [[spoiler:even if many of his bravest deeds were performed by Monster Dave,]] and isn't too bad a guy at all when not forced into universe-threatening circumstances.
* AnyoneCanDie: As a result of CloningBlues, almost every named character [[spoiler: including John, though, ironically, at the beginning, not the end, and he comes back anyway]] dies at one point in the novel, most of them onscreen.
* ArbitrarySkepticism:
** Somewhat justified, since the majority of the mail that John and Dave get are from bona fide crazies who give them nothing useful.
** Arnie still seems very dubious of David's story even after David shows him a Wig Monster. It takes David a good deal of luck to convince him from ''not'' turning and leaving. It turns out that Arnie really wanted to believe him all along and was just looking for Dave to provide a strong case.
* ArmorPiercingQuestion: "Describe yourself to me, [[spoiler:Arnie]]. Physically. Tell me what you look like."
* AsciiArt: John is proficient with it. Also used in the story to depict the pi-symbol [[spoiler: Korrok uses to mark cloned humans and animals]]. There's a short segment in which there's a passage quoted by a tribe about Korrok - the reasoning is that it's supposed to be Korrok angrily projectile vomiting and pissing at the same time. (Turn the pi symbol on its side, so the curvy part is down.)
* AssholeVictim: [[spoiler:Billy Hitchcock, David's tormentor and possible rapist, who Dave clawed the eyes out of and caused him to commit suicide later. Sealing a dog's eyes and mouth shut with a glue gun is the LEAST assholish thing about him...]]
* AuthorAvatar: David Wong. In a book written by David Wong. Yeah.
* BadassPreacher: Definitely Dr. Marconi.
* BerserkButton: Dave snaps and brutally beats down a guy who describes Amy as a liability that he should abandon.
* BetterThanABareBulb: Part of the plot when Arnie realizes that DeanKoontz has been writing fiction about Shadow Men lately, much like the ones in Dave's story, and calls out Dave on it. [[RealLifeWritesThePlot This is done in part]] because the early versions, according to the author, were a little too close to Dean Koontz's style of plot, down to Molly being an intelligent golden retriever instead of an "Irish rust dog".
* BigDamnHeroes: Happens offscreen to four college students. Dave and John are unimpressed.
* BioPunk: Shit Narnia is an alternate Earth where technology branched off into this.
* BlackComedy:
** The universe imminently ending is no reason to keep from laughing at the sheer ridiculous horror of the circumstances.
** David notes early on that the otherworldly forces plaguing him have a very dark and juvenile sense of humor
* BlueAndOrangeMorality - Robert North and [[spoiler:Korrok's worshipers, who, as a result of [[OmniscientMoralityLicense Korrok's calculations and predictions of events]], have adjusted their morals - for example, stealing is okay in certain circumstances of his predictions, since the stolen object could hurt the owner or be used by the owner to hurt someone else. Doesn't apply to Korrok himself, however. He's just an enormous cock.]]
* BigBad: Korrok.
* BodyHorror:
** Kicking off with the cop in the interrogation room [[spoiler:whose body parts can detach and animate]] and remains a constant throughout the novel, culminating in [[spoiler:alternate-universe humans who can instantly mutate victims from people to animals]] and [[spoiler:whatever is behind those mask-wearing humans at Shit Narnia.]]
** There's also the first chapter, in which Dave describes [[AnAxeToGrind decapitating a neo-nazi cannibal with an axe, who comes back to life a year later for round two.]]
* BondOneLiner: John goes a bit overboard with chair puns when he gets the chance, even deliberately going into battle again after escaping just because he thought of one more and couldn't bear to leave it unsaid.
* BookSafe: Dave keeps his gun in a hollowed-out Koran.
* BreatherEpisode: The time between the trip to Las Vegas and returning to Undisclosed... until the Shadow Men show up to be irritating again.
* BrownNote: The prelude has John attempting to subdue a meat monster by playing "Here I Go Again" by {{Whitesnake}} on a boombox, with Dave comparing it to David's harp (which was once used as a tool of exorcism) in the Old Testament.
* CanonDiscontinuity: The original, free, online sequel, ''John and Dave and the Temple of X'al'naa"thuthuthu'', is being rewritten and expanded into the true, published sequel, and Dave has stricken the original from canon.
* CatScare: Not in the story, but for the ''reader''; while viewing the partially finished sequel (now available online again) on the website, [[NightmareValley highly disturbing]] faces pop onscreen unexpectedly at random intervals.
* ChainsawGood: Subverted. Dave asks himself if he could have gotten stuck in such a situation with a dumber weapon. He does, however, [[spoiler:manage to slice off a guard's fingers with it, but drops it due to the kickback when it hits the guard's rifle.]]
* ChekhovsGun:
** Many examples, and most of them don't play out the way you expect them to. For example, the footsteps and missing bullet in David's gun.
** "Would you describe your own appearance to me?"
** [[spoiler:David seeing Todd in the broken TV at the fake Jamaican's place.]]
* ChekhovsGunman:
** [[spoiler:The dead person in the shed. Not only is there a mighty anticlimax (wherein Dave promptly drops investigating ''and just locks the shed''), but the next chapter is a single paragraph [[LampshadeHanging lampshading]] that if he looked then, he would have killed himself on the spot (and hinting at its return).]]
** Also, [[spoiler:Robert North, who, after fleeing following a brief encounter, returns late Act 3.]]
* ChickMagnet: John doesn't really try, but Dave mentions his numerous girlfriends and ability to attract women over the book and in the blog. It makes sense, John is a pretty fun guy.
* ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve: Invoked and discussed in an odd manner. Dave mentions at one point that he's not sure if crosses and holy water repel the monsters because their wielders believe in them, or because the monsters do.
* CloningBlues: [[spoiler: Dave discovers near the end of the book that ''he'' is the clone, rather than the dead Dave in his tool shed. He becomes depressed enough to contemplate suicide, but eventually gets over it with support from Amy and John (who jokingly refers to him as Monster Dave).]]
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: John. Dave explains a number of his eccentricities and affectations, and we see dozens more throughout the story. David (badly) hides this fact for most of the first chapter, where John is acting oddly professional to a "client" who needs their services... if only so he can get in her pants. The main appeal of the story is the main characters' warped personalities interacting with ridiculous situations. And, of course, he answers his phone with random gibberish, claiming to throw off anyone who calls him, but is really just being a whacko.
-->"I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, VINNY!"
* ClusterFBomb: "Fuck that. Fuck that idea like the fucking Captain of the Thai Fuck Team fucking at the fucking Tour de Fuck."
* CityWithNoName: Dave always refers to his town as "Undisclosed." Interestingly, the city was originally called Rockville until the author learned that there was a real city with that name, and his book was leading people to vandalize it.
* TheCollectorOfTheStrange: David Wong eventually gets a garden shed full of things that simply should not exist. For instance, an issue of TIME magazine about the assassination of Bill Clinton.
* ContinuityNod: To earlier versions of the story. The wide release finally reinstates the fan-favorite Badgerconda.
* CrapsaccharineWorld: Shit Narnia, [[spoiler: Korrok's home dimension.]] The inhabitants live in peace and harmony, harness biotechnology, are very welcoming and kind... [[spoiler:and serve a psychopathic eldritch abomination who seeks to conquer the multiverse, are horribly disfigured, and like to feed people to said abomination.]]
* CrapsackWorld: The setting of the world is such that anything or anyone could suddenly appear for no explained reason, and 90% of the time it wants to kill you. 10% of the time it's actually friendly but you're so used to the other 90% you shoot it anyway.
* CrazyEnoughToWork: Many of John's plans. Lampshaded when the heroes decide to fight a ballroom full of wigmonsters [[ThePowerOfRock by playing musical instruments]].
--> '''John''': Guys, ''this is just retarded enough to work.''
* CruelAndUnusualDeath: Anyone who is slain by the Shadow Men get erased from existence. The people who knew them can't even grieve because they've forgotten they knew them. [[spoiler:Poor Todd.]]
* DangerTakesABackseat: This is how Robert North introduces himself.
* DeadAllAlong:
&& We don't get to see all of the stuff that happens to them, but it apparently occurs enough that the main duo's attitude to this is "I hate it when they do that." [[spoiler:Especially when it happens to Dave and Arnie.]]
** While this isn't true from the reader's perspective, it applies to [[spoiler: Amy's perception of Dave]], as noted by John.
* DeadlyBath: Invoked in the prologue to (lamely) try and get any monsters in the house John and Dave are investigating to attack them.
--> '''John''': “Oh, no! It’s dark in here and here I am in the shower! Alone! I’m so naked and vulnerable!”
* DeadpanSnarker: John and Dave and Dave's subconscious, who constantly berates himself and interjects into the action. At times, Dave's subconscious seems like its own character.
* DemonicPossession: Which turns out to actually be [[spoiler:PuppeteerParasite using Korrok's OrganicTechnology]].
* DevilButNoGod:
** It is alluded to in the first half, though as the main monsters featured in the story [[spoiler:were created in an alternate timeline]] it may not be an actual example. The only reference to a God or something related is a letter from Khrissy after the first half of Book Two, saying an Angel told her to send a cross necklace to David.
** Early in the book, Dave seems to subscribe to this worldview himself, though it's notable that at the time his experience with "demonic" entities was all but non-existent.
--> '''Morgan''': You believe in Hell, Mr. Wong?
--> '''Dave''': Uh, yeah. I guess.
--> '''Morgan''': Why? Why do you believe in Hell?
--> '''Dave''': Because it's the opposite of what I want to believe.
** And used more explicitly here:
--> '''Amy''': Are you scared?
--> '''David''': Pretty much all the time, yeah.
--> '''Amy''': Why? [...]
--> '''David''': Because I sort of looked into Hell, but I still don't know if there's a Heaven or not.
* DoingInTheWizard: [[spoiler:Most of the fleshy creatures turn out to be genetically-engineered bio-weapons,]] but averted with [[spoiler:the Shadow Men, who are dead spirits helping Korrok in turning the world into his personal shithole.]] [[ReligionIsMagic Holy objects still affect them and whatever form they take]], like most ghosts and demons. The only [[HandWave explanation]] is that they are "agents of discord" who find ordered things like music and formalized prayer or iconography ''extremely irritating''.
* DogsAreDumb: Molly, at first. It eventually goes to blatantly self-serving, to the point David thinks it's out to get him killed. [[spoiler:Turns out, it was helping him.]]
* {{Earworm}}: Some of the evil racist remixed songs are quite catchy, even InUniverse. Just don't try to sing along...
--> Let's send 'em aaalllllll ba-ack to Aaaaafrica...
* EatTheBomb: [[spoiler: Molly eats the bomb that John and Dave make towards the end of the book, and they feed her some burritos in order to speed up its evacuation. The bomb reappears just in time for their escape from Shit Narnia.]]
* EveryCarIsAPinto: The good guys shoot at a car's gas tank to kill some nasty little Soy Sauce bugs biting their faces. [[spoiler:[[SubvertedTrope This simply puts a hole in the gas tank, and they have to light the gas manually]].]]
* EverytownAmerica: The unnamed, ugly little town where John and Dave live.
-->"Welcome to Undisclosed. Dreams Interpreted for Beer."
* EyeScream: When he was a kid, Dave relates to Amy why he was in the special ed school: [[spoiler:He stabbed out the local JerkJock's eyeballs in revenge for what's heavily implied to be rape]].
* ForegoneConclusion: [[spoiler: Subverted: John doesn't die at the end, just toward the beginning, but he gets better. Dave dies about halfway through the book, although we don't realize it until after the climactic showdown. Amy's clone dies at the end, though, and it saves John and Dave's home dimension from invasion, as her body was infected.]]
* FirstPersonSmartass: David Wong is a snarker to the Nth degree.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: You will die alone, with shit in your pants. [[spoiler: He's talking to the Real Dave, who is killed by a doppelganger who replaces him halfway through the novel. When Monster Dave finds his original corpse, it stinks to high heaven, meaning he really DID shit his pants.]]
* FramingDevice: The first book is framed as Dave telling his story to a reporter.
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* GenreSavvy: Dave and John, after the initial shock of seeing ghosts has worn off. One exception: they are apparently compelled to deliver inappropriate one-liners at every opportunity.
--> "A key. Good. Now, if I know what's going on here, and I think I do, we'll have to wander around looking for that door. Behind it we'll meet a series of monsters or, more likely, a whole bunch of the same one. We'll kill them, get another key, and then it'll open a really big door. [[SuspiciousVideoGameGenerosity Now right before that we'll probably get nicer guns.]] It may require us to backtrack some and it might get really tedious and annoying."
* GlamourFailure: If Molly is drinking out of the toilet, what just licked Dave's hand? Also one of the abilities conferred by the Sauce, as John and Dave gain the ability to see through supernatural disguises.
* AGoodNameForARockBand: Three Arm Sally. Another: "Fat Jackson's Flap Wagon," which is still spraypainted on the band van even though they've changed their name.
* {{Gorn}}: An inordinate number of living things explode throughout the book.
* GroinAttack:
** Shitload unleashes a torrent of these; apparently, during the fight, it doesn't occur to him to do anything else other than exploit this one weakness.
** John claims he "dick whipped" some guys during a fight, though Dave wonders briefly if he meant that he whipped them ''in'' the dick, or ''with his'' dick. Later, in the final chapter, he clarifies this and threatens to whip a HeroOfAnotherStory with his schlong.
* {{Hellgate}}: [[spoiler: Shit Narnia Gate, actually.]] The elevator in the mall [[spoiler:technically counts, as it leads to a multiversal bazaar of sorts.]]
* TheHero: John. Dave has a few moments, too.
* HeroOfAnotherStory: PlayedForLaughs in the end, where John and Dave get dragged off to another universe ''again'', but leap out before they can get wrangled into saving the day. Four random college kids (whom Dave depicts, in his brief glimpse of them, as a thuddingly cliché FourTemperamentEnsemble) come along and save that universe instead.
* HeroesWantRedHeads: Molly is a red-furred Irish... dog of some sort, but the love interest is her red-headed owner, Amy Sullivan.
* HeroicBSOD:
** Dave, when he realizes that he's killed someone, stuffed their body in his tool shed, and now can't remember any of it. Ironically, being too freaked out to get a good look at the body actually saves Dave's life.
** John, when [[spoiler:he gets a look under Largeman's mask in Shit Narnia.]]
** [[spoiler:Arnold when he realizes he may not be real.]]
* HeroicSelfDeprecation: Dave constantly berates himself for all manner of negative character traits, some true, some exaggerated.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: John and Dave, definitely.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Korrok's followers use [[spoiler:perfect clones of humans, filled with flesh-eating parasites, to take over worlds.]] Robert North [[spoiler:promptly shoots an Amy clone dead, which John and Dave toss into Korrok's followers, just as it bursts into parasites.]]
* HumansAreBastards: A recurring theme in the novel. It's the apparent motivation of the Shadow Men, as Shitload gives an impassioned speech on why Earth is the most terrifying place in existence.
-->"Dude, I can't believe you ain't all paralyzed by the pure, naked horror of this place."
-->After a long, long pause John said, "Uh, thank you."
* HurricaneOfPuns: While the main heroes exist in a WorldOfPun, John's chair-smashing rampage is punctuated by a hurricane of chair-related puns. After slamming the door on the wig monsters, he thinks up one more and opens the door back up to use it.
* HyperAwareness: One of the side effects of Soy Sauce. It actually goes beyond even that, bordering on selective omniscience.
* IAmLegion: The human hive in Book 1 refers to itself as Shitload because 'there's a shitload of us in here.'
* IKnowMortalKombat: At the mall, John starts acting like they're literally in a video game, down to advising the others to pick up any mushrooms with green dots they find.
* ImprovisedWeapon: "[=TestaMints=]," little mints that have Bible verses on them to be given to unsuspecting demons, a baseball bat with a Bible and tape recorder strapped to the end, a flamethrower made from a water spray gun, and after taking the Soy Sauce John and Dave make a bomb from ordinary household objects by ''analyzing their molecular structures''.
* IndyPloy: The ''entire'' book. Lampshaded with “Do we really strike you as the type to plan things out ahead of time?”
* InfantImmortality: The dog version, with TeamPet Molly, who survives a miraculous amount of things. The ending strongly hints that [[spoiler:Molly is actually a disguised [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angel]], who takes on the form of Fred Durst to explain this (and a bunch of other stuff) to the narrator. Note when he says he's been "dogging" Dave around. Quotes included in the original text.]] [[{{Cliffhanger}} May or may not be the case]] in the sequel.
** Averted in the middle of the novel where John and Dave witness a little boy painfully melt, ''in graphic detail'', and be turned into a pig for slaughter. It is so shocking that [[CloudCuckoolander John]] lets out a "Mother. Fucker."
* InvokedTrope: John and Dave decide (very loudly) to split up while trying to lure out a ghost that has eluded them. John takes a shower while loudly proclaiming that he hopes he does not get attacked while he is naked and vulnerable. Dave decides to take a nap because ghosts love to sneak up on sleeping people.
* JumpedAtTheCall: John. Though, in the epilogue, even he thinks [[spoiler:the world on the other side of the gate on the basketball court]] is too lame to save. Don't worry, some kids do it for them.
* KillItWithFire:
** While being held prisoner by Shitload, John and Dave and crew think up a plan to douse him with Molotov cocktails. They're caught off guard his eyes popping out of his sockets, like snail eyes, and sort of stare... or, in Jennifer's case, meekly hurl it with so much force, it... rolls away harmlessly.
** [[spoiler:Later, when the hateful worm things are trying to burrow into Dave's arm, John douses it with booze and lights it, killing them.]]
** John makes a flamethrower and uses it while spouting fire-based puns.
--> [[spoiler:'''John''': GENTLEMEN, I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST!]]
** EveryCarIsAPinto is also subverted when [[spoiler:they shoot the gas tank, and...gas spills out harmlessly while they wait for the trope to kick in. Then they light it.]]
* KillUsBoth: Subverted. [[spoiler: Monster Dave becomes suicidal when he realizes he is a TomatoInTheMirror, but John and Amy conspire to prevent that.]]
* KilledOffForReal: Interspersed with CloningBlues so that nearly every named character can die onscreen, often violently.
* LampshadeHanging: Lots, for various reasons. A popular one ("You heard me" and "Hey, why not?") is to call out the sheer ridiculousness of the story.
* LargeHam: The possessed pile of meat. A Large Ham in more ways than one.
* LivingShadow[=/=]TheHeartless: The Shadow Men are [[spoiler:the ghosts of dead hateful beings from billions of alternate dimensions, who seek to add to their ranks by erasing people from time.]]
* LovecraftLite: Much of the book features the same themes as Lovecraft: ungodly horrors screwing with hapless humans in a cruel, uncaring, malicious universe, filled with other malicious, cruel, uncaring humans. However, [[spoiler:it's implied that this viewpoint is something the Shadow Men force upon people to get them to attempt to kill people working against them, and then themselves, and that they add to their ranks by instilling hatred in humans. And despite Korrok being an evil, Lovecraftian deity... in the end, he's more or less a whiny teenager obsessed with being "edgy". Who then gets blown up with dogshit. Literally.]]
* MagicVersusScience: Played with. See trope entry.
* ManicPixieDreamGirl: John, for Dave, though his life, love or otherwise, is noticeably ''not'' improved.
* MixAndMatchCritters: The Wigmonster.
* MoneySpider and CrateExpectations: Parodied at the mall. John embraces the situation to the extent to mention the possibility of finding mushrooms resembling the 1up mushroom from SuperMario. Played down quite a bit from the original version, which was essentially a chapter-long parody of {{First Person Shooter}}s and Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda. Justified because the demon who is [[RealityWarper creating the monsters]] is riding around in their friend, who they presume is mimicking a game in order to help them along.
* MonsterClown: The Ronald [=McDonald=] decal that Dave sees.
* MoodWhiplash: A bizarre and creepy sequence with Dave getting attacked by a non-existent [[MindScrew (maybe)]] policeman is immediately followed by him buying a bratwurst and attempting to talk to John through it like a cell phone. Even the attack itself goes through this once the policeman's mustache detaches and starts flying and trying to bite Dave.
* MoreDakka: John and Dave first face down evil with whatever weapons they have on hand, but by the climax they're stocked to the nines with proximity explosive pistol rounds and a flamethrower made out of a Super Soaker. Though the improved firepower is somewhat selectively effective...
* TheMultiverse: Played straight, and with a lot of confusing jargon from the people/creatures who know the score.
* MysteriousWatcher: North, who is actually [[spoiler:an alien jellyfish who tried to make love to a chandelier and stops the infected, dead Amy from crossing over into David's world.]]
* NamesTheSame: Jennifer Lopez, in a BaitAndSwitch comment. Subverted with "Morgan Freeman", who John notes doesn't look, sound, or is even named anything like his namesake (his real last name is "Appleton"). John admits he has a habit of naming random people he comes across after famous celebrities, regardless of actual resemblance.[invoked]
* TheNicknamer: Dave comes up with humorous nicknames to describe various people and creatures he meets along the way. It's played for drama with Amy, whom he gave the cruel nickname "Cucumber" to in high school and comes to regret it.
%% Nightmare Fuel entries go on the specific page.
* NightmareFuelColoringBook:
** The tie-in blog features an entry in which John and Dave start appearing in [[http://www.johndiesattheend.com/updates/?p=170 the crayon pictures of a young boy that they've never met]].
** In a plan to get away from bullies David invokes this so he can be put in a special class.
* NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished: [[spoiler:Robert North; in Act 3 he undoes Korrok's plan by killing and throwing the infested Amy back to the other dimension on a whim because she's a clone, effectively saving Undisclosed from bug infestation and the universe from invasion. However, before he can explain, a furious John jams the Amy clone's spinal disc into him, painfully transforming him back into the chandelier-humping jellyfish.]]
* NoNameGiven: There are a number of recurring characters who receive no name, though Dave usually gives them some sort of nickname. We do eventually learn the black detective's name, but Dave still refers to him as "Morgan Freeman." The large man in Shit Narnia is called "the large man" for a while, then "Largeman," and finally "Largey Largeman."
* ObliviousToHints: At the end, the guy who looks suspiciously like Fred Durst tells Dave that [[spoiler:he's been "dogging" him the whole time]]. Dave is completely oblivious to the implication that [[spoiler:he is talking to Molly in human form]].
* OddCouple: Dave is a self-deprecating introvert, while John is a bombastic MilesGloriosus. Their shared irreverance for mainstream culture makes them TrueCompanions.
* OneParagraphChapter: Chapter 10 is: "Looking back, if I had gone in and seen what was in the toolshed, I would have put a bullet in my own skull one minute later."
* OrganicTechnology: [[spoiler:Turns out, Korrok is the result of one man who utilized and perfected organic tech. Worlds taken over by him, or worship him, use them, such as adorable little kittens that heal injuries and giant spiders that serve as vehicles.]]
* OurDemonsAreDifferent [[spoiler:They're either malevolent inter-dimensional ghosts of living shadow or humans turned into genetic experiments from the next door universe.]]
* OutrunTheFireball: Cited by a villain as the kind of unrealistic hope that humans invest into their heroes. [[spoiler:John actually manages to do it, but he's only a few feet from the dimensional portal and the explosion's distance ensured he had a few seconds of a headstart.]].
* PetTheDog: John is usually a pretty silly MilesGloriosus, but on a few occasions he reveals himself to be a caring guy. Dave reveals that John always referred to Amy by name rather than Dave's cruel nickname "Cucumber" or "that girl without a hand." John also accepts [[spoiler:Monster Dave as his friend without any hesitation]].
* PluckyComicRelief: John. He's also TheLancer, and, [[WordOfGod according to the real-life David Wong and John Cheese,]] the real hero of the story.
* PsychoSerum: The "soy sauce"-- if it doesn't kill you or drive you mad, it leaves you CursedWithAwesome (or BlessedWithSuck, depending on whether or not you liked what sanity you had before you took it) and able to see through the {{Masquerade}}.
* PsychopathicManchild: [[spoiler:The extradimensional conqueror Korrok is surprisingly juvenile. His representative Shitload has the personality of a 13-year-old who just discovered hip hop and cursing. Dave notes that the supernatural changes that follow him around seem to have an adolescent sense of humor. Korrok has the telepathic voice of a small child. Korrok's first words in person to Dave are, "Welcome. Your wiener is even smaller in person."]]
* PortalCut: [[spoiler: One of the monsters at the mall's elevator when the door closes.]]
* PostModernMagik: All the weird stuff that people send John and Dave, ranging from some sort of oil that can form the shape of a person's thoughts (and then attempt to kill them) to Scooby-Doo glasses from a Kid's Meal that let you see through the {{Masquerade}}.
* ThePowerOfRock: Demons hate music. Especially arena rock power ballads. Used at many points in the book, even when whatever music is being played barely counts as music.
* PowderTrail - [[spoiler:John lights a giant self-wrapped cigarette that acts as a PowderTrail to the bomb that destroys part of the building in Shit Narnia.]]
* PragmaticAdaptation: The movie loses a lot of subtlety but still delivers a movie that feels like the book.
* PuppeteerParasite: [[spoiler: The hooded assholes in charge in Shit Narnia, though they are just puppets of Korrok.]]
* ReactionShot: During the first climax in Las Vegas, Dave and friends play "Camel Holocaust" after they're informed that demons hate music. When they perform, there's a line about all the invading wig-monsters standing still and giving them ''incredibly'' annoyed looks.
* RapeAsBackstory: [[spoiler:Dave was held down by a number of bullies who did something unspeakable to him, which he refuses to elaborate. It drove him to brutal retribution]].
* ReallyGetsAround:
** John. He apparently [[AccidentalPornomancer attracts girls without having to do anything]], and doesn't seem to mind at all.
** Also Jennifer Lopez; when she, John, Dave, Big Jim and Fred are giving last requests to the others in case they die, her request is to find the loose floor board in her bedroom where she's hidden some marijuana, and also "a little notebook...with some guys' names in it", which she wants them to make sure her mother doesn't see. She also has no issue making out with a guy she just met, and later after having a relationship with Dave seems to come back to him whenever she gets "[[AllWomenAreLustful lonely]]".
* RedOniBlueOni: John is red, Dave is blue.
* RefusalOfTheCall: Dave has no desire to be the Chosen One, and actively fight against attempts to nominate him as such. A notable early example is when Molly starts barking and, after acknowledging that she wants them to follow her, Dave promptly climbs in his car and drives the other way.
* ReplicantSnatching: [[spoiler: Done successfully with Dave's, but Amy's is foiled by North, though Dave doesn't know it at the time.]]
* RetGone: [[spoiler: The main form of attack of the Shadow Men.]]
* RippleEffectProofMemory [[spoiler: When the timeline is changed by the shadow men, some people will randomly remember how things used to be, although they'll typically remember it both ways, not just the original way.]]
* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: Dave took on a group of bullies and [[spoiler:literally gouged the eyes out of one of them]] for [[NoodleIncident what they did to him in the gym storeroom]]. The bully [[spoiler:later committed suicide, which was part of the reason why Dave had a bizarre upbringing and ran into John.]]
* RoomFullOfCrazy: Several different locations: Marconi's show room in Las Vegas, Robert Marley's trailer [[spoiler:and his hovel at the abandoned mall]], Dave's tool shed, and Big Jim's workshop. Each one is not only a Room Full of Crazy, but an insight into the personality and life [[spoiler:and often death]] of the owner.
* RuleOfCool: Dave's reason for bringing an improvised flamethrower while StormingTheCastle. They also bring a chainsaw and a battleaxe.
* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl - Every time David screams, he tries to convince the reader that he did it in a manly, gaspy way, and [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not like a little girl]].
* ShoutOut: Dave's narration is saturated with pop culture references:
** Music: Numerous 80's metal songs are referenced as being damaging to evil spirits, mostly by Guns 'n Roses. Dave makes his hatred of Limp Bizkit and Snow's song "Informer" very clear. The soy sauce dealer goes by Robert Marley and does a bad Bob Marley impression. Dave also sees a Music/TheDarkness shirt on a man, as part of a threatening message.
** Television: David and Amy watch a show about people making custom motorcycles and screaming at each other, a reference to ''American Chopper''.
** Literature: John calls the alternate dimension Shit Narnia.
** Celebrities: A cop reminds Dave of Morgan Freeman, so he calls him by that name in his narration. The large man in Shit Narnia looks like Michael Jackson in that his face is somehow wrong. "Fred Durst" makes an appearance. Dave dates a girl named Jennifer Lopez who doesn't look like Lopez except in the ass department.
** There are many subtle references to Wong's Pointless Waste of Time website: Wally's Videe-Oh!, getting an absurdly high score on a sports video game, etc.
** Film: When John attempts to interrogate Robert North after the latter suddenly appears in his car, he tries to scare him with [[Film/NewJackCity "Have you ever heard of the phrase, 'I wanna shoot you so bad, my dick's hard'?"]]
* SlidingScaleOfComedyAndHorror: Expect to have ToiletHumor and all the soul-sucking nihilism of a CosmicHorrorStory in the span of a few pages.
* SpiritAdvisor:
** While John's body is comatose, he manages to offer guidance to Dave. He speaks through a cell phone, a sausage, and eventually, a dog that ate the sausage.
** [[spoiler: Molly herself is one in hiding. She appears at the end in the form of Fred Durst to explain, but Dave doesn't really care]].
* SpotTheImposter: [[spoiler: Look for the π!]]
* SpySpeak: Parodied. When John and Dave talk on their cell phones during the prologue, the code they speak in case their phones are bugged with stuff like "tomorrow we kill the President" to mean "pick up a pack of cigarettes".
* StormingTheCastle: [[spoiler:John and David have no idea what they're getting into as they assault the mall's cover... which turns out to be some sort of multidimensional bazaar.]]
* StylisticSuck: Three Arm Sally's lyrics are total gibberish and have no regard for things like "rhythm" or "progression", giving credence to Dave'a assertion that they might be the shittiest band of all time.
* SuddenVideoGameMoment: The mall chapter becomes a lot like a FPS, with added references to classic games.
* TakeOurWordForIt: Only John gets to see what's [[spoiler: under the hood of the inhabitants of Shit-Narnia,]] [[HeroicBSOD his reaction]] hints that it's not a pretty sight.
* TakeThat:
** LimpBizkit is repeatedly referred to as a terrible band.
** Dave interrupts his narration to reiterate how terrible the song "Informer" by Snow is.
* TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat: [[spoiler: Using the Sauce, a local news sports anchor tapes one side of an entire conversation. John and Dave come across it before the intended viewer does, and the way it's so one-sided creeps Dave out. When it is played back to his intended audience, her initially-reluctant responses sync up perfectly, and the anchor in the video even waits for John and Dave to exit the room before continuing.]]
* TextualCelebrityResemblance: Subverted: Jennifer Lopez looks nothing like JenniferLopez, name aside. "MorganFreeman" is a detective in Book One, but David admits that he looks nothing at all like MorganFreeman, besides being black - Dave admits that the guy looks more like another black actor, but Dave can't think of that actor's name (or even remember what the man's real name was). So he sticks with Morgan Freeman.
* TheseusShipParadox: Like the film, the book begins with exploring this question. David beheads a body, but the handle breaks on the last swing. He replaces it. He later chips the head on another [[WeirdnessMagnet supernatural creature]], and replaces it. When the guy he beheaded comes BackFromTheDead, the reanimated corpse points to the axe and says "that's the same axe that beheaded me," to which David asks the reader "is he right?"
* TimmyInAWell: Subverted. Molly barks at the reality breaks that John and Dave encounter, but rarely does anything but that. Also invoked early on when she's trying to get back home.
* TomatoInTheMirror: [[spoiler: Monster Dave, as well as Arnie Blondestone, who turns out to have been powered by David's (and to an extent, the reader's) expectation of what he'd look like. The real Arnie was murdered by the Shadow Men and stuffed into the trunk of his car.]]
* TrophyRoom: David's tool shed is half this and half ChekhovsArmory.
* {{Tsundere}}: As a way of gently parodying typical teen adventures to other lands, the four kids who save yet another world in the final chapter (after John and David pretend to need something back home to avoid saving it) are led by a bickering boy and a girl, but the nagging seems to be good-natured. When they come back from saving the world (almost instantaneously), they're kissing.
* UncannyVillage: [[spoiler:Shit Narnia, the world that Dave and John visit, appears to be peaceful at first. It's the home universe of Korrok.]]
* {{Unperson}}: What the Shadow Men can (and will) do to you if you get in the way.
* UnspokenPlanGuarantee: When the heroes plan even slightly ahead, things go wrong in as fast and messy a fashion as possible. Rolling with the punches and grasping on what little luck they get winds up saving the universe. Also the source of the most terrifying phrase John can say: "Dave, I have a plan."
* UnreliableNarrator:
** Dave admits that he might not be 100% accurate in his retelling. He also says he plans to publish the most fantastical, ridiculous, and made-up version possible, just to mess with people.
-->I did it according to this equation:
-->@@l = E x ∞ @@
-->Which can be translated as "One small lie saves an infinite amount of explanation." I use it all the time. I've used it on you already.
** There are also small parts where Dave wasn't present and John tells the story instead. These parts have a suspiciously high occurrence of backflips. John also resolves a chase scene by "stealing a nearby horse" in spite of driving a car before and after the scene. As David points out early on, "If you know John, you'll take the details for what they're worth. Please also remember that, where John claims to have "gotten up at three-thirty" to perform this investigation, it was far more likely he was still up and somewhat drunk from the night before."
** Also, when Dave is talking to Arnie, he gets called out on the fact that he [[spoiler: changes the number of people in their group as they head to Vegas, which is actually due to one of them becoming an Unperson.]]
* ViralTransformation: The effect of various worm creatures and/or a sufficiently large dose of Soy Sauce, if not outright possession.
* TheVirus: Horrifying sapient worm-things from another dimension that will burst you apart and spread more worm things. [[spoiler:They're used by Korrok and the Shadow Men to subjugate universes.]]
* WakeUpGoToSchoolSaveTheWorld: Dave works at a video rental store and needs to use his sick days carefully if he wants to save the world without ending up homeless. John also works, but never seems to hold the same job for long.
* WhatDidIDoLastNight: Used twice, once after Vegas, where Dave couldn't remember entire months (he eventually began to remember, and John uses it to dick with Dave by claiming they were gay porn stars), and again around the time [[spoiler: Amy went missing]], where Dave couldn't remember what he was doing during a particular half-hour. He thinks he murdered someone, due to some suspiciously bloody snow, a warm gun, and footprints everywhere. [[spoiler:No, it's not Amy]].
** Amy herself. She'd disappear for hours on end with no memory. [[spoiler:It's because Korrok's forces take her away to make clones out of her, to infiltrate John and Dave's earth.]]
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: The Wig Monster that hangs around John after Las Vegas, and is shown to Arnie to make him stay and listen to the rest of the story, isn't mentioned afterwards.
* WhatHaveWeEar: Done by Robert the Fake Jamaican to Dave [[{{Squick}} with a live centipede.]] But that's not the end of it...
* WorldHalfEmpty - Shitload gives a speech about how he's amused by the fact humans constantly lie to themselves that they will not die any moment, for no reason, and not without someone there for them. After Vegas, David occasionally monologues like this, especially when he investigates the mall. He knows it's an attempt by the Shadow Men to make him kill John and Chrissy in a fit of nihilist-driven rage, though. The ending also ends with an in-universe AuthorTract by Dr. Marconi about how humans are nasty little shits.
* WorldOfPun:
** John unleashes a HurricaneOfPuns while smashing wig monsters with a chair.
** The meat monster says, "Prepare to meat your doom!" David assumes it took the pain of possessing every piece of meat in the house to make that awful pun.
** When David shoots a decapitated head, he shouts, "You should have quit while you were a-" but gets cut off before he can finish the pun.
* TheWormThatWalks:
** Shitload
** At one point there is a man made of ''cockroaches''.
** The prelude has an evil spirit eventually creating a physical form out of a freezer full of meat, resulting in a meat monster with a frozen turkey for a head.
* XMeetsY:
** Creator/StephenKing meets ''[[Film/HaroldAndKumarGoToWhiteCastle Harold and Kumar]]''.
** For a nerdier comparison: TabletopGame/CallOfCthulhu + TabletopGame/UnknownArmies[=/=]{{Toon}}.
** A review describes it as Creator/StephenKing meets Creator/DouglasAdams.
** Less so as the WorldOfWeirdness elements slowly slide into a more consistent cosmology, but Creator/HPLovecraft + UglyAmericans would also be accurate.
** ''{{Series/Supernatural}}'' meets ''FearAndLoathingInLasVegas''.
** The sequel is sort of like if ''AConfederacyOfDunces'' was a terrifying zombie thriller.
** SamRaimi meets DavidLynch
* YoungerThanTheyLook: Robert North looks like an adult human, but is only a few weeks old.
** [[spoiler: Monster Dave is even younger.]]
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