''In the Matter of: Instrument Of God'' was an long unpublished comedy book by Paul Robinson. It's a story about an Afterlife, operated in a computer system like Film/TheMatrix, only everyone knows they're dead and they are aware they are inside of a computer system.

As a special '''free''' offer to readers of TVTropes, you can read the complete book, as a [[http://www.paul-robinson.us/instrument.pdf three megabyte PDF.]] It's said it "was unpublished" but it has since been released for publication on http://freeebooks.net .

Through the story, the star, Supervisor 246, ends up being reincarnated out of the afterlife into another universe, crosses into a third, back into his own, dies, is re-reincarnated along with a friend, is killed by the friend who then blows up a hotel room to commit suicide, is visited by another friend who temporarily dies, plus waits for the death of his best friend who was a man but decided to go back to earth and be born as a woman so that when he died he could have regular sex with his friend Supervisor 246, who isn't into gay sex.

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!!Tropes used by the book include:
* AllOfThem: David gets a call telling him some supervisors have quit in protest over Administrator Marilyn's treatment of Supervisor 246. "How many? All of them? ... Oh shit, that's bad." All 4,306 of them, which means the courts grind to a halt and they can't handle disputes. Actually, it's only 4,305, which is worse than all of them quitting. One supervisor didn't quit, that way Marilyn can't simply replace everyone.
* AltumVidetur - "I was, am, and always will be, ''primus inter pares'', your friend."
* AmusementParkOfDoom - "If you go through this door, you will die."
* AndThisIsFor
** Another man picks up a chocolate cream pie, hurls it at the picture, and says, "Tom, this is for you, you son-of-a-bitch." Gobs of chocolate goo fall off the picture and onto the floor. A woman picks up two wormy apples, throws them at the picture, and says, "This is for not telling us you decided to live yourself, asshole!" The worms crawl around and start eating pieces of the other apples. When they run out of apple pieces, they begin to cannibalize each other. The last remaining worm eats its own tail and vanishes.
** "So I haul off, kick him in the kneecap to distract him, then when he's screaming in pain, I bust him one with a fist to the nuts, saying 'This is for Luann!' Then I kicked him in the face."
* AuthorAppeal
* AuthorFilibuster
* AuthorTract
* BadGuyBar - "It was the typical bar like you'd find on earth, with big guys looking like bikers."
* BaitAndSwitchTyrant - Marilyn, the deputy Administrator and later Administrator of the Welcoming Department is initially a vile boss. But it's okay, she's only like that [[FreudianExcuse because she was molested as a child]]! Once she gets some IntimatePsychotherapy, she's much more reasonable. Somehow.
* BarBrawl - "Two guys in the back were beating the crap out of each other, and nobody was noticing."
* BlackComedyRape
* ColonCancer: The full title is "In the Matter Of: Instrument Of God", but the preceding book it is a sequel to is called "In the Matter Of: The Gatekeeper: The Gate Contracts".
* DeadpanSnarker: \\
'''Marilyn''': There you are! Do you know how much of an embarrassment you are today?\\
'''246''': Not yet, but I have this very strong suspicion you are about to tell me.
* DeadToBeginWith: \\
'''Leroy''': Are you ''trying'' to tell me that I'm fucking dead?\\
'''246''': No I'm not. I'm ''telling'' you that you're fucking dead.
* DeathTakesAHoliday: "If the queue backups get too much, people on earth stop dying. Someone is bound to notice."
* {{Doorstopper}} - 167 chapters, over 700 pages.
* ExplosiveInstrumentation: The female orgasm meter.
* FacingTheBulletsOneLiner - "Kill me right now before I [deleted] sue you."
* FinishingEachOthersSentences - A woman has sex with a guy, and mentions over the phone how "he looked so happy, like, well, you know..." and 246 and Joan do know, since they're dead in an afterlife, they both simultaneously finish the punch line, "like he'd died and gone to heaven!"
* FreeLoveFuture
* GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex
* TheGrimReaper - "Calm down, Grim, you didn't do anything wrong."
* HowDoIUsedTense - Tenses shift between the past and present frequently and without warning (with the present-tense sequences often reading more like a movie script -- "We see so-and-so doing such-and-such" -- than a novel).
* {{Hypocrite}} - "Somehow, 246, you seem hypocritical." "It took you this long to figure that out? You're not as bright as I thought you were."
* IncrediblyLamePun -- 246 says "no pun intended" pretty much ''every time'' he uses the word "come" in a sentence. If you're a ten-year-old boy, this will be funny the first few times. By the end of the book, though...
* InsideAComputerSystem
* InstitutionalApparel: Barney the rapist is paraded around in public in a standard prison jumpsuit. Lime green with the words "Prisoner of the Welcoming Department" on his back in orange.
* IronicEcho: Arlene to 246: ''Sir, you didn't answer my question.'' Later, 246 to Arlene: ''To quote something you said to me, "Ma'am, you didn't answer my question."''
* TheLawsAndCustomsOfWar - From ''The Sign By the Right of the Road'': From time to time someone may have [the Chairman's] Authority to be [in the Frontier]. I refer to them as a Wizard, because they ''will'' have computer support and may use magic. Wizards will wear clear and obvious indications of same under the provisions for Lawful Combatants in the ''Third Geneva Convention'': Article 4.A(2) of the ''Geneva Convention Relative to the Treatment of Prisoners of War'' of Terra Calendar Date 12 August 1949.
* LevelAte: There's a place where 246 punches in a wall, and it's made of vanilla wafer; later, it mentions there are swimming pools filled with soda, with jello, and with alcoholic beverages.
* TheLifestream
* MasterComputer
** Uh, not quite. Page 542 (PDF page 582) makes it clear, the system consists of billions of interconnected sub processors, something equivalent to a beowulf cluster of several billion [=PCs=]. So while people refer to the system as if it were a single large machine, it's actually a gigantic cluster of ''lots'' of computers networked together.
* TheMultiverse
* NeverTrustATrailer: The blurb blatantly lies about several aspects of the world - for instance, the rapist is most definitely not a victim of a horrible crime.
* NoNameGiven - We don't learn 246's real name.
* PedestrianCrushesCar - In this case, it's a semi truck that tries to run down 246's boss David. But he's in a wizard's cloak, which gives him invulnerability...
* PortalCut - The red square 246 will stand within to return to the real world in his universe.
* RapeIsLove -- well, maybe not love, but lust, at least.
* ReadingsAreOffTheScale - The female orgasm meter, again
* RefugeeFromTVLand - "More about the star of the TV show ''Instrument of God'', Supervisor 246."
* RousingSpeech - "This is how a man, ''lives''. This is how a ''man'', dies."
* SchmuckBait - "But he had you give him five gross favors. Five times ''a gross'', 144."
* ShamingTheMob - "I'm going to stop this mob with a piece of paper."
* ShoutOut - "Have you ever seen 'Star Trek'? We have transporters here, just like they do."
** This is only one example; there are tons of shout-outs to the author's favorite books/movies/TV shows, perhaps most frequently Heinlein, Creator/AynRand, Franchise/StarTrek, and Film/TheMatrix.
* ThatsGottaHurt - David watches in horrid fascination as the [roller coaster] train reaches the top, the last car detaches as the rest of the train roars on towards the drop while the single car veers off to the right, continues on about 10 meters before coming to the end of the track and flying off into space. The occupant screams out in terror as the car falls.\\
George looks at 246. "I'll bet that's gotta hurt."
* ThereAreNoRules - From ''The Sign by the Right of The Road'': "There is no law except the Law of the Jungle in the Frontier, anyone may do anything to anyone out there. Rule #1 doesn't apply there, there are no rules."
* TitleDrop - Each chapter is titled from a line of dialog in that chapter.
** Usually [...] with lots of ellipses [...] QuoteMine style [...] which make the chapter [...] titles look [...] as though they ought [...] to be read [...] by Creator/WilliamShatner.
* TranslationConvention - "What are guys like me, who don't speak or read English, supposed to do?"
* TwoGuysAndAGirl
* UnstoppableRage - "I will come down on all of you worse than [[Film/TheUsualSuspects Keyser Soze]]..."
* VaginaDentata
* WallSlump - After Leroy is shot, his body falls backward and slumps to the floor.
* WishFulfillment
* YoureInsane - Mias 808's response to the bet that 246 suggests in Chapter 22 (details on the bet in question are best read on the PDF):
-->“You’re out of your mind! That’s nothing but... but... but legal... legalized entrapment! You are a fucking lunatic, you son of a bitch!”
* YourUniverseOrMine - 246 has sex in more than one universe other than the one he came from.
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-->'''[[ThoseTwoGuys Statler]]''': You know why Paul had to name his book "Instrument of God"?\\
'''[[StatlerAndWaldorf Waldorf]]''': Because getting people to finish it would require Divine Intervention!\\
'''[[MemeticMutation Both]]''': Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!