''[[CharacterTitle Harrison Bergeron]]'' is a dystopian sci-fi short story by Creator/KurtVonnegut, first published in October 1961. It is usually seen as a darkly satirical critique of forced egalitarianism, but it can also be interpreted as a StealthParody of the above, since ''both'' the forced egalitarianism ''and'' the {{Ubermensch}} who fights against it are depicted as completely over-the-top.

"The year was 2081, and everyone was finally equal. They weren't only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else." The U.S. Constitution has been amended to allow the [[BigBad Handicapper General, Diana Moon Glampers]], to physically handicap anyone with an advantage. The story centers on George and Hazel Bergeron and their fourteen-year-old son Harrison, who has been imprisoned because he constantly outgrows his handicaps. It begins with George and Hazel watching television when breaking news announces that Harrison has escaped from prison, followed by Harrison bursting into the TV studio. He is revealed as being not just above-average, but outright superhuman. Among other things, he can fly.

In many ways the book is an expansion of scenes from Vonnegut's earlier work ''Literature/TheSirensOfTitan'', where the theme of enforced equality was introduced; however, ''Harrison Bergeron'' takes a far more dystopian view of the concept.

There is also a 1995 made-for-TV movie based on the story, starring Sean Astin as Harrison. The movie follows his childhood and the consequences of a love affair with an illegally handicap-free woman.

A 25-minute long film based on the story, ''2081'', premiered at the Seattle International Film Festival in May 2009. The film was released on DVD on January 25, 2010.
!!This story displays the following tropes:

* AdaptationalHeroism: In the original short story, Harrison was a ParodySue and the story was ambiguous as to whether he was in the right. However, the movie and ''2081'' are unquestionably on Harrisonís side.
* AdaptationExpansion: One scene from an earlier novel into a short story, then the short story into a movie.
* TheBadGuyWins: [[spoiler:Diana kills Harrison and makes sure StatusQuoIsGod.]]
* BigBad: The Handicapper General, Diana Moon Glampers. Though, in the movie, Administrator John Klaxon is this, with Diana as a GreaterScopeVillain.
* BoomerangBigot: Diana, against extraordinary people; which she has to be in order to run her society.
* BureaucraticallyArrangedMarriage: In the film version, the government chooses spouses for people in order to increase the odds for breeding average children.
* CrapsaccharineWorld: A world where everyone is equal, at the cost of freedom and quality of art. And thatís if youíre average: if you are not - and neither Harrison nor Philippa were - itís a straight up CrapsackWorld.
* CharacterTitle
* {{Deconstruction}}: This is a United States where everyone is equal. A little ''too'' equal. Everyone is equal to the lowest common denominator with Mrs. Bergeron being easily forgetful, slow, and all around pretty weak while her husband is forced to have handicaps like headphones that play loud noises to disrupt his train of thought and glasses that give him terrible headaches while forcing his vision to be blurry.
** And although the society is supposedly run by the people, in practice [[PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny Diana and her secret organization of extraordinary people run everything]] [[RealityEnsues because unintelligent people canít be expected to cope with all the intricacies of government and society]].
* DoNotAdjustYourSet: When Harrison [[spoiler:takes control of the broadcasting stations to wake up the people]].
* DownerEnding: [[spoiler:Harrison dies, his parents forget about him almost instantly, and nothing about their world changes.]] But the movie, at least, [[BittersweetEnding implies that this may not last]].
* TheDragon: Klaxon to Diana.
* DumbBlonde: Hazel has perfectly average intelligence and doesn't need any mental handicaps, which translates to this.
* DystopianEdict: Everyone must be equal.
* {{Foreshadowing}}: At one point in the movie, Klaxon mentions that the broadcast station is protected by a nigh-impenetrable door. [[spoiler:Good for Harrison, who hides behind it as he hijacks the station to start his own rebellion.]]
* FullCircleRevolution: During the Great Recession, the people rebelled out of unsatisfaction for the state of America. They succeeded, only to end up even less free than before.
* GeniusBruiser: Harrison, supposedly.
* IndividualityIsIllegal: Because everyone has to be equal to be yourself means to be unequal.
* InformedAbility: Harrison is supposed to be a genius. But what he actually ''does'' isn't smart at all: he breaks into a TV studio, declares himself to be Emperor, picks a dancer to be his empress and dances with her [[spoiler:until the Handicapper General arrives and shoots them both.]] Though the psychological damage of imprisonment could have had an impact.
** The movie averts this, as heís an A+ student who rattles off trivia effortlessly.
* KarmaHoudini: [[spoiler:The Handicapper General kills Harrison and continues to be the leader.]]
* LaResistance: Harrison becomes a one-man version of this. Less idealistically, the society came about after an uprising during the Great Recession.
* ParodySue: Harrison, who "tore the straps of his handicap harness like wet tissue paper, tore straps guaranteed to support five thousand pounds."
* PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny: America becomes this under Dianaís rule. Everyone is equal, but no one outside the elite is free.
* PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad: The driving force of the work.
* RevealingCoverUp: The handicaps used are both visible and proportional to a person's abilities, which ironically makes exceptional people ''more'' obvious.
-->She must have been extraordinarily beautiful, because the mask she wore was hideous. And it was easy to see that she was the strongest and most graceful of all the dancers, for her handicap bags were as big as those worn by two-hundred pound men.
* ScrewTheRulesIMakeThem: The Handicapper General isn't subject to handicaps like the rest of the population, [[spoiler:as she shoots Harrison with perfect aim]].
* ShootTheShaggyDog [[spoiler: It turns out, Harrison [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim isn't bulletproof]]. And the government inadvertently wipes his death from his parent's memories.]]
** [[spoiler: And everybody else's memories. However inadvertent, it's still a favorable outcome which the government would no doubt support.]]
* TheSocialDarwinist: Inverted. The government arranges marriages in order to make it more likely for people to have average children.
* StealthParody: In certain circles, the book has been interpreted as a grossly over-the-top satire of ''Literature/{{Anthem}}'' and similar collectivist dystopias (and the individualist heroes that transcend them), or of Cold War-era American conceptions of egalitarian social goals. Used to support this is the argument that the society depicted in the story is a [[MarySuetopia Straw Dystopia]] based on flagrant misunderstandings of the goals of socialism. Vonnegut himself is not known to have publicly taken this position; as both a socialist and a noted anti-authoritarian, however, his politics could support either interpretation.
* StepfordSmiler: Most of the civils.
* StupidFuturePeople: Another deliberate dystopia example. Intellectuals are repressed for the simple reason that having some people smarter makes everyone else feel inferior.
* TallPoppySyndrome: Deconstructed. The "average" is extremely low as shown by Harrison's mother, most likely to how some people would be too hard to raise up and to make everyone "equal". It's easier to bring people down than it is to raise them.
* TechnologyLevels: The movie version.
* {{Thoughtcrime}}: Thinking is outlawed in these parts.
* WorldOfCardboardSpeech: Harrison, before he finally takes off his handicaps.
* YouCanSayThatAgain: At the end, where Hazel could tell that one was a doozy.