''And that was how our party ended up being a dwarven fighter with a piece of broccoli for a head, a chick in a chainmail bikini, two wizards, the luckiest fighter in the world and a ninja brandishing the dreaded halfling on a stick.''

[[http://albruno3.blogspot.com/p/the-binder-of-shame-rpg-rants.html Al Bruno III]]'s series of [[LifeEmbellished allegedly-autobiographical]] stories about the TabletopGames group he endured throughout his college years. Al himself, known as [=Ab3=] on RPG.Net, is led to the group by his friend Weasley Crusher and rapidly finds himself forced into the role of the OnlySaneMan of the group. Arguments, dysfunction, and {{Total Party Kill}}s abound as they systematically ruin every game they can find, from ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' to TabletopGame/CallOfCthulhu to {{TabletopGame/Rifts}}.

The title of the series comes from the philosophy of the KillerGameMaster Psycho Dave: "Every D&D game has many binders but each D&D game must have a Binder of Shame and a Binder of Glory. The player characters that die heroic deaths are saved forever in the page protectors of the Binder of Glory. The characters that suffer, humiliating, soul-crushing deaths go into the Binder of Shame. It's a sign of quality [=GMing=] to have a Binder of Shame three times the size of your Binder of Glory."

!!This provides examples of:

* AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle / FunetikAksent: Biff Bam is an [=exCELLerant=] example of this [=trOUPe=].
* AlwaysChaoticEvil: Most of the session's player characters are either Chaotic Neutral done specifically be malicious to the GM, which would technically make them Chaotic Evil eventually, or straightforwardly Chaotic Evil simply because they commit heinous acts and have no regard for the law. Because of their active malice, they are not even remotely close to ChaoticStupid.
--> '''El Disgusto:''' “We’re Chaotic Neutral, that’s practically a get out of plot developments free card.”
* AmbiguouslyGay / ArmoredClosetGay: Biff Bam; the one time he runs a game at his house he suggests that they deal with the heat by removing their shirts (and he's quite insistent on that); and he deals with players not liking his rulings by wrestling them to the ground; and he rules that failed SAN checks make the character act [[CampGay increasingly swishy]].
* AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent - Vaguely, in "The Good, The Bad, and The Feces." [[spoiler: The entry centers around [=Ab3=] testing out a different group, only to cause a problem with one of the other people's toilets and feel guilty about it. Later, he realizes that the plumbing in the house has had to be fixed numerous times, when he goes back to apologize to the present Game Master.]]
* {{Angrish}}: Surprisingly, an averted trope. While it's clear that anger is a dominant emotion within the group, everyone is still linguistically comprehensible when they're in such a state.
* AnotherSideAnotherStory: Subverted, by proxy of another blog series done by Al Bruno III himself known as "Price Breaks and Heartaches." On top of it retelling "First Edition: The Prequel" through bits and pieces of "Creep on the Borderlands," "Price Breaks and Heartaches" reveals information about the other people in the DysfunctionJunction group through previous snippets, which show how well Al Bruno III knows some of the people involved.
** [[spoiler: "Price Breaks and Heartaches" reveals Cheating Bastard to be named Orville. [=Ab3=] was regarded to be TheUnfavorite by the people at Nice Shopper, in favour of Orville, who sexually harassed [=Ab3=] as a scare tactic and who was a TheRival wannabe for the affections of the author's ChildhoodFriend, Lilly. While Lilly stopped dating either of them, Orville kept going out of his way to be a Jerkass to [=Ab3=], even when the fate of the latter's job was at stake.]]
** [[spoiler: "Price Breaks and Heartaches" reveals El Disgusto to be named Daniel. [=Ab3=] gamed with Daniel back when they had mutual friends such as Adrian, who was the Game Master at the time they had first met. Daniel's gimmick back then had been to file the serial numbers off of pre-establishing characters and rob them of their gimmicks otherwise. It is still unknown what drew him to Ninjutsu before [=Ab3=] re-encountered him.]]
** [[spoiler: "Price Breaks and Heartaches" reveals Annoying Girl / Special Girl to be named Joanna. She shows up a lot more frequently in "Price Breaks and Heartaches" than she ever does in "Binder of Shame," even helping [=Ab3=] out of significantly tight jams.]]
** [[spoiler: "Price Breaks and Heartaches" reveals that one of [=Ab3=]'s "worse" non-gamer friends, Skippy Vanderhausen, was met at Empire Burger. The basis for Skippy working there had been getting a culinary degree from a prestigious institution only to not find work anywhere except Empire Burger. When Skippy gets promoted to manager, it leads to [=Ab3=] eventually leaving that job.]]
** [[spoiler: "Price Breaks and Heartaches" reveals Psycho Dave to be named Norm. Norm was conversed with by [=Ab3=] early on when they were both "new" to Empire Burger. The conversation never went far, but Norm thought [=Ab3=] was hitting on him. Additionally, while people at Empire Burger were tasked with going to a sexual harassment seminar after Natalie was harassed by Cyril and Stuart, Norm joins the two twins in making disparaging comments about the woman from human resources they had to confront.]]
** [[spoiler: "Price Breaks and Heartaches" reveals The Amazing Boozehound / Rehab Boy to be a guy named "Buddy," or Bud. Some "blink-and-you-will-miss-it" {{Foreshadowing}} winds up occurring, where Bud and Daniel meet as a result of [=Ab3=] working at Paper Shredder. Bud's habit of poorly-made [[StealthPun Stealth Puns]] comes to light as having been a part of his character all along, once you read on both "Price Breaks and Heartaches" and "Binder of Shame."]]
** [[spoiler: "Price Breaks and Heartaches" reveals Weasly Crusher to be named Will. Will was one of [=Ab3=]'s friends at Scotia Community College, and was noted as having a fascination with karaoke as a hobby. It seemed like the two of them got along, so it was unknown why the "Binder of Shame" 1st Edition's finale ended on such a sour note for Will in particular.]]
** [[spoiler: "Price Breaks and Heartaches" reveals Johnny Tangent to be named Eddie, and Deviant Boy to be named Curtis. As of yet, it is unknown what makes [=Ab3=] know either of the two, though it's implied he's met them the first time in "Creep on the Borderlands."]]
* {{Anticlimax}}: What normally happens within each entry of the Binder of Shame. Oftentimes, it's because [=Ab3=] decided to eject himself from the session completely, and other times it's because the campaign or session of note had to be destroyed in the most simple, efficient way possible. Sometimes, that efficient way leads to an ApocalypseHow; more often than not, however, it doesn't.
* ArrogantKungFuGuy: True to form for El Disgusto. [[spoiler: In "The God Trip," it's explained he had been discharged from Harvey Whitstein's Martial Arts Emporium with a black belt. Of course, it's also explained that he was discharged because the rest of his clothes also became black from biological festering. Rather than acknowledge the black belt as being given out of pity and a want for El Disgusto to never return to the Emporium, it became an ego twist and El Disgusto legitimately thinks himself to be the reincarnation of a long deceased ninja: "Shinobi."]]
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Johnny Tangent, and Short Attention Span Larry.
* AwesomeMcCoolname: El Disgusto's character "Lord Baron Whoopass Von Badass".
* BerserkButton: The author, when he [=GMs=], doesn't care for Monty Python quotes, and now twitches violently every time someone mentions the word "ninja".
* BigBad: Implied to be Psycho Dave. When his presence from the group is no more, the tabletop group as a whole begins [[DwindlingParty dwindling,]] [[spoiler: up until the finale, where [=Ab3=] departs.]] It's noted in Second Edition that most of the time spent with Psycho Dave and the others was almost exclusively told in flashbacks.
* BigEater: Blobert Smith; in spite of it being hazardous for him to continue a largely gluttonous diet, he continues more or less due to wanting to be free to eat as he chooses.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Cheating Bastard compares stealing milk crates to "tearing the tags off of mattresses, trading bootleg videotapes and bestiality."
* ButtMonkey: Weasley Crusher, and possibly [=Ab3=] himself. El Disgusto's dog Lamont gets this treatment as well.
* CanonDefilement: In-universe, any and every game based on an established setting.
* CloudCuckooLander: Most of them have their moments, but Johnny Tangent is probably the winner.
-->'''[=Ab3=]:''' Music/NightRanger was a bitchin' band.\\
'''Johnny:''' Really? I hate them, I just wear the T-shirt to remind me of my character class.
* ConspiracyTheorist: Part of the CloudCuckooLander nature in most of the people, with the surprising exception of Johnny Tangent, stems from this:
** Collateral Darren, who believes resumes are useless except to make the paper manufacturers more money. Distressingly, ''no one can actually think of any reason why his logic is wrong''.
** Psycho Dave indulges in conspiracies against his would-be foes should they be of a minority or a group against his Neo-Nazi beliefs. This has led to him mocking [=Ab3=]'s [=NPC=]s.
* DelusionsOfEloquence: Multiple people in [=Ab3=]'s [[spoiler:ex-]]group:
** Biff Bam likes to think himself eloquent when, in reality, his quirk of phonetic pronunciation comes off as incorrect and tryhard.
** El Disgusto masks his simplistic spite of Weasley Crusher and [=Ab3=] with "ninja eloquence."
** Blobert Smith comes off as someone who abuses a thesaurus, without irony.
* DirtyCoward: Ol' Yellowbelly is aptly named. [=Ab3=] lampshades it by mentioning how Yellowbelly's personality does not fit with any system that the group plays.
* DrillSergeantNasty: Psycho Dave turns ''[[Franchise/StarWars Yoda]]'' into one of these in "Trapped in Jedi Academy."
-->"Yoda force chokes you until you black out."
* DudeNotFunny: [[InUniverse In-universe]], [=Ab3=] gets up and walks out once he realizes that Psycho Dave expects the group to help Hitler.
* DungeonmastersGirlfriend: ''Never Leave Your Nads Behind'' is set up so that Asenath, who was Deviant Boy's girlfriend at the time, can Mary Sue some alien slavers to death. The other players get turned into a pet baby (Psycho Dave), a hairless castrato (Weasley Crusher), and a trophy wife ([=Ab3=]), and have to hold out for her to come save them. Luckily, The Amazing Boozehound gets drunk and goes on a one-man LARP session, inadvertently getting the police to save them from it.
* DysfunctionJunction / VitriolicBestBuds: The entire damned group, including [=Ab3=] himself. It mentions that [=Ab3=] went into deep denial and actually convinced himself that this was just what a roleplaying group looked like, that this is how friends treated one another. That was the first reason he stuck with them, the second being he did not have better hobbies at the time on account of having worse friends (such as Kid Snotrocket) with worse pasttimes like going to crappy strip clubs. [[spoiler:He comes to his senses and kicks them out when they start badmouthing his new girlfriend. The fact that they allegedly slipped him acid that same day probably didn't help]].
** The epilogue and the extra chapter, both happening several years later, reveals that he's come to his senses and has found a group of supportive, likeable people to play with instead.
* EmbarrassingSlide: Deviant Boy and Asenath's photos from a gaming convention include some of these. Though [=Ab3=] seems to be the only one who's actually embarrassed by them.
* EverythingTryingToKillYou: Psycho Dave's games.
** El Disgusto's house, too. It's littered with bottles of Mountain Dew filled with urine. And one day the group comes in and notes that the walls are a completely different color, which El Disgusto mentions is because his parents had them cleaned; apparently the previous color was the result of ''toxic mold''.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: One player is known as "Cheating Bastard". He is.
* ExtremeDoormat: Weasley Crusher is bullied by El Disgusto into buying pizza with the money he needed for insulin.
* FauxAffablyEvil: Psycho Dave. At the start of [=Ab3=]'s tabletop adventures, Psycho Dave was seen as someone who, while eccentric, was relatively decent at [=GM=]ing. When the session proper actually starts, it's made known that Psycho Dave is a white supremacist by The Amazing Boozehound. While during the first game Psycho Dave seemed to be affably awful, the facade was dropped in every other session since.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: Comes up from a discussion on homophobia, no less.
-->Cheating Bastard: "...and that's how Biff Bam got thrown out of the Gen Con tournament."\\
El Disgusto: "He was so robbed."\\
Me: "Robbed? He was being offensive."\\
El Disgusto: "Here goes Mister Politically Correct!"\\
Me: "He said that Homosexuals should show up when you cast a DETECT EVIL spell. Does that Whack-A-Mole game you use for a brain register what that means?"\\
Cheating Bastard: "Well he may have a point, I mean after all that kind of behavior goes against cultural norms."\\
Me: "So it's OK to hack and slash non human races but it's evil for people for the same sex to fall in love?"\\
El Disgusto: "Works for me."\\
Psycho Dave: "Except for chicks. It's OK for chicks to make out."\\
Cheating Bastard: "As long as they're hot."
* GirlfriendInCanada: El Disgusto. [[spoiler:It turns out she does exist—in fact, she's [[ReallyGetsAround Asenath]].]]
* GodModeSue: In-universe (or in-game, rather) Biff Bam's favourite NPC, "Dick Marvil".
** El Disgusto maintains that his ninja survives attacks because it hides in the shadows. Every. Single. Time. ("There are shadows in the afternoon!")
* GratuitousNinja: El Disgusto's philosophy.
* GrievousHarmWithABody: The Amazing Boozehound's wizard character used a cat on a string as a weapon, and El Disgusto's ninja used Weasley's character.
* GroinAttack:
** El Disgusto apparently lost the tip of his penis when he frightened the dog into biting him.
** Biff Bam's "[=PinchUrPeePee=]!", which is exactly as painful as it sounds.
* HairTriggerTemper: El Disgusto's temper flares up at perceived slights at the beginning. These moments culminate in spiteful aggression towards [=Ab3=], the only person to normally be defiant with his ninja characters (on principle of them being the only type of character normally played). Said temper is exacerbated after "Reservoir Torgs," where it's learned exactly how bitter he is about [[GroinAttack his injury,]] to where he perceived the phrase "cut off" as a jab against him.
* HelicopterBlender: In "Reservoir Torgs," everyone has derailed the campaign and is on the run from the law. El Disgusto's ninja finds his path blocked by a police helicopter and attempts to jump his motorcycle over it using a crashed police car as a ramp.
-->"But my character's a ninja!
-->"Correction. Your character was a ninja. Now he's confetti, [[LudicrousGibs wet red confetti]].
* IAmBigBoned: Biff Bam was kicked out of the army because he was "a little too manly" and they were "[[DelusionsOfEloquence intimidimated]]" by him. He's not fat, it's untoned muscle, and he's as strong as Olympic weightlifters...honest!
* ICallItVera: The "Stick of Pain". WordOfGod is that the Stick of Pain was a wooden yardstick.
* ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne: Psycho Dave couldn't deny being "crazier than a crapfight in a monkey house" but objected to being called a "lousy Dungeon Master".
* IncestIsRelative: On a few occasions, Deviant Boy has gotten away with KissingCousins as an excuse for perversions. At least two instances were cited: The first was with Weasly Crusher's character, and they had matching toe rings; the second was with Asenath during the "Trapped In Jedi Academy" episode and was mentioned as merely a footnote of the campaign.
** In "Trapped in the Jedi Academy," Psycho Dave had mentioned bloodline purity regarding the Force when explaining why Darth Vader would [[ParentalIncest want to marry Princess Leia.]] While it's possible this was just a reoccuring jape at the expense of Psycho Dave's Nazism (and Asenath's flipper arm when she "understood" Psycho Dave's version of Darth Vader), this and Deviant Boy's cousin-type characters suggest that [=Ab3=]'s group had no regard for the negative repercussions of incest.
* IntoxicationEnsues: The Last Straw trilogy features two moments where this was emphasized, in a fashion that extends beyond the escapades of The Amazing Boozehound:
** The first was in the first part of the trilogy, where Weasly Crusher [=GM=]s the game but drinks more and more to the point of vomiting. The entire campaign's surprising co-operativeness was [[spoiler: revealed to be part of a social experiment concocted on [=Ab3=] by the rest of the group, at his complete expense.]]
** The second was in the final part of the trilogy. It leads to a MusicalEpisode, most notably, where [[spoiler: [=Ab3=] realizes just how horrible the people he was playing with actually are, and evicts them from his place of residence at the time. What's more, not only was he intoxicated, but also drugged by Collateral Darren to see what would happen when someone was slipped LSD.]]
* ItTastesLikeFeet: El Disgusto apparently smells "like clowns crying."
* JackassGenie: Discussed during "A Night at the Inn, a Day at the Racists," when discussing how Psycho Dave (ab)uses his authority as a Game Master.
-->"As you can see I soon realized that Psycho Dave ran a game in roughly the same way that Warwick Davis in the film Leprechaun granted wishes. Everything you said your character did was scrutinized for some way to screw you over and the dice ruled all. He was the only guy I know who used a random monster encounter chart for Call of Cthulhu. You haven't lived until you've had a character go mad because he saw a nightgaunt sitting in a restroom stall reading a copy of the Necrnomicon (''sic'')."
* JarPotty: The end of "A Night at the Inn, a Day at the Racists" reveals that El Disgusto has stashed a whole collection of bottles of Mountain Dew under the stairs, except it's not Mountain Dew in the bottles -- as he explains, he doesn't like to go upstairs to the bathroom when he's watching TV, so he just goes in the bottles with the intention of throwing them away later. He hasn't thrown away a single one -- some of them are crusted with age and other substances, which is exactly as disgusting as it sounds. This revelation, which capped off a truly nasty bit of gaming, was the "rock bottom" moment for [=Ab3=].
* {{Jerkass}}: Everyone. Arguably the [=Ab3=] himself, with a hint of UnreliableNarrator, since it's clear his mindset wasn't [[NotSoDifferent too different]] before the end and he seems similarly willing to look down Asenath for her appearance. He has stated in a comment that he now views his past self as sometimes "worse than Blobert".
** JerkWithAHeartOfGold: What ultimately separates [=Ab3=] from the rest of the tabletop group, outside of him being the point of view in each story, is that he actively tries to do good. He always had a delusion that maybe there was some good in the group he was with after all, only to be repeatedly proven wrong as even some of the more tame individuals - notably Blobert Smith and Weasly Crusher - show that they're ultimately unpleasant people in the finale.
* KickTheDog: Literally. El Disgusto is neglectful of and abusive toward his dog Lamont.
* KillerGameMaster: Everyone gets their turn, but the two commonmost Killer [=GM=]s are:
** Psycho Dave: Given Psycho Dave's personality as a Neo-Nazi, it's implied his Killer [=GM=] tendencies are reflective of a SocialDarwinist philosophy. Whomever can't keep up with the brutality of the campaign is likely looked down upon in his eyes, especially when he frowns upon there not being difficult things to do when anyone else manages the campaign/session.
*** "It's a sighn of quality GM'ing to have a [[TitleDrop Binder of Shame]] at least three times the size of the Binder of Glory."
** [=Ab3=] has shown tendencies of Killer [=GM=], though his mannerisms indicate more of a "RocksFallEveryoneDies" method to killing off characters. Given everyone (except maybe Weasly Crusher) deliberately acts as TheMillstone to his campaign in comparison to everyone else's, the nature of [=Ab3=]'s Killer [=GM=]ing is more him being fed up with people bullying him when he is supposed to be in charge. Most notably, [[http://albruno3.blogspot.com/2010/06/rpgnet-rant-2-day-i-killed-entire-party.html "The Day I Killed The Entire Party Before The First Combat Encounter"]], [=Ab3=]'s Killer [=GM=]ing is best-reflected with an incident involving a character's motorcycle.
* LameComeback
-->'''Blobert Smith:''' "Your xenophobic gibes grow wearisome."
-->'''Psycho Dave:''' "And your ass smells like cheese, what’s your point?"
* LargeHam: A majority of the tabletop ensemble act overly melodramatic, whether they're [=GM=]ing or not. Blobert Smith himself is more emphatic about vocalizing his woes and authority whenever he makes characters.
* LaserGuidedKarma: Collateral Darren's exits out of each campaign are commonly the result of him being arrested for something, to where the police recognize the tabletop group that he is a part of. The only exception to this exit modus operandi is the [[spoiler: finale. [=Ab3=] just kicks him out after he admitted to slipping acid in his drinks to see what would happen.]]
* LifeEmbellished: Admitted. The first page of the Binder explains that some of the campaign sessions were far too traumatic for him to accurately remember everything, so when a lot of it is abridged as it is in later installments, [=Ab3=] has to fill in the blanks himself from either the muddled memories of his or from what he assumes happened.
* LiterallyMinded:
-->Blobert Smith: "I am afraid that I am still lost in my considerations of these damnable drama cards. Please explain it to me again."\\
Me: "Look. It works like this. The cards let you do things that give a little extra 'oomph' to the game. They help your character to do things they might not be able to do ordinarily. Remember that scene in INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE where Indy shoots through like 8 nazi's? If that had been a role-playing game he might have done that by playing a Coup De Grace card... or rolling a heck of a lot of twenties."\\
Blobert Smith: "So what your saying is- the Indiana Jones Movies had no scripts? That Steven Speilberg and George Lucas utilized drama dice and d20's to make story decisions?"\\
Me: "That's not what I said! I said that if the movie had been a role-playing game those events might have happened because of Drama cards."\\
Blobert Smith: "But it wasn't a role playing game. It was a movie."
* MonochromeCasting: Outright stated during "Achy Breaky Mythos," which hinted that everyone there was "pasty-skinned."
** Given Psycho Dave's proclivities, there would have been some commotion if any member of the cast was non-white.
* {{Munchkin}}:
** El Disgusto wants to play a {{Ninja}} with a motorcycle in every damn game he's in, regardless of appropriateness for setting or theme. The type of Munchkin that he represents is "The Troll." His eccentricities and wanting to play a Ninja would ordinarily just be harmless and an extreme case of TheLoonie, but El Disgusto's inflated sense of self-worth have constantly put him at odds with Weasly Crusher and [=Ab3=]. El Disgusto never thinks of himself as in the wrong, instead surmising Weasly as just an easy target, whilst [=Ab3=] being rational just infuriates him. Whenever it's El Disgusto's turn to get comeuppance, he tries to RulesLawyer his way through the problem and, when he can't, says Hastur's name or whines about it.
** Cheating Bastard has an obvious nickname; as a Munchkin in practice, he was a supreme mixture of Gamebuster and RulesLawyer. When he was exposed as a cheater, he pretty much was just not allowed to be in the group anymore since he refused to co-operate with the other player characters.
** [=Ab3=] himself has had to Metagame his way in some of the more painfully brutal sessions. Of course, when such sessions involve ''Homebrew Hell,'' he doesn't seem like much of a Munchkin in comparison to Cheating Bastard or El Disgusto.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: See above. Most of the RP characters have at least a dash of this - see Deviant Boy and Weasley's incestuous lesbian stripper naval officers with matching toe-rings.
* NoodleImplements: "Weasly had recently been expelled from college due to a freak accident involving a moped with faulty brakes, a Take Back The Night rally and an inflatable bath pillow."
* NoodleIncident: "I don't owe you anything, I told you not to eat that damn salad in my car."
* NoseShove:
-->"My character deals with his post-traumatic stress disorder by putting porridge up his nose on moonlit nights."
-->"Why would he-"
-->"[[DontAsk Don't! Just don't.]]"
* OccidentalOtaku: El Digusto's habit of playing ninjas implies this. When not allowed to play a ninja directly, as long as it relates to martial arts (such as a professor of occidental mythology) or at least the delusion of being a ninja in El Disgusto's character's mind, he does not seem to mind. Given El Disgusto's affinity for martial arts extends to outside of the tabletop game, one can assume he relishes in Japanese culture (or, at least, the Western perception thereof).
* OffscreenKarma: El Disgusto is a genuinely awful person who treats his friends like garbage, beats his dog, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking will play as a ninja no matter the system or setting]]. Despite the comeuppance he gets in-tabletop, we only hear of what happens to him through casual exposition: his college money is spent on vet bills for the oft-victimized dog, Lamont, and his parents dislike his abhorrent behaviour so much they kicked him out of their house with a court order.
* OffTheRails: "The God Trip."
** In "The Dammed Treasure of Lord [=DeGreasey=]", the first installment of The Second Edition, Psycho Dave's character, a [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos Deep One]] thief with 18/00 Strength, snaps the ribbed staff that used to be Weasley's character in half in order to destroy the tower and put a decisive end to Deviant Boy's utterly creepy campaign.
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: To protect the author.
* OnlySaneMan: [=Ab3=] is supposed to be the main person who is the only sane one.
** Weasly Crusher himself would have been this before [=Ab3=] was introduced to the group, as evidenced by some of his comments in various episodes. With how most sessions went, he was almost always the TokenGoodTeammate to some extent.
** Asenath also counts as zig-zagged variant of OnlySaneWoman, if we discounted the fact she often encouraged Deviant Boy; she tried to tell him about her previous relationship with El Disgusto but only got the chance during "Reservoir Torgs," seems to react appropriately to Blobert Smith saying the wrong name in bed when they were a couple, and brought cleaning supplies to one of the tabletop games El Disgusto was hosting.
* OnlySmartPeopleMayPass: Cheating Bastard's system from the chapter ''Monty Python Mishaps in the Deepest Pit of Homebrew Hell'', which involves inverse drag coefficients, slide rules, and algebraic calculators. It takes ''two hours'' for the group to finish one round of combat.
* PetTheDog / FridgeHorror: [[ThoseWackyNazis Psycho Dave]] mentions that "even with the sniveling and whining" [=Ab3=] has been his best player.
* PornStache: Deviant Boy has an "abnormally thick moustache".
* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Psycho Dave (an actual Neo-Nazi), full stop. Especially when he's playing [[NonPlayerCharacter NPCs]] as blatant stereotypes.
** Most of the other boys have their moments as well. [[spoiler:This is especially obvious in "The Last Straw Trilogy Part Three: Once More With Filking," where they go after the author's future wife for being chubby:]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Blobert Smith:''' "[[{{Hypocrite}} You must admit she is a girl of size]]."]]
-->[[spoiler:'''[=Ab3=]:''' "And you’re not a Goth of size?"]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Blobert Smith:''' "[[DoubleStandard My girth is a sign of epicurean experience and my wealth. Women see me as a man of experience and deep thought. When a girl is large, however, that is a sign of weak character, it warns of slothfulness and a lack of impulse control]]."]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Collateral Darren:''' "Women always put on weight when they’re in a relationship; this girl already has weight to spare. [[JerkAss Stick around too long and they’ll be taking off the side of her house to load her into a flatbed truck to take her to the hospital]]."]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Weasly Crusher:''' "Look I don’t mean to be mean but you know how it is. [[StandardHeroReward The hotness of the girl you end up with is a symbol of how well you’ve succeeded in life]]. If you end up with a model it means you’ve got it going on, if you end up with a plain Jane it means you’re middle management. A {{fat girl}}, [=Ab3=], that’s trailer park, man."]]
* {{Pun}}: [[ItMakesSenseInContext Schindler's Lich.]]
** Puns actually frequently used for titles of various entries.
* PunnyName: [[Literature/HarryPotter Weasley]] [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Crusher]], [[Music/TheCure Blobert Smith]], and Collateral Darren (named after his TabletopGame/{{Champions}} character Collateral Damage).
* RailRoading:
-->'''[=Ab3=]:''' “Anyway, I am not running a game where you run around like a bunch of kill happy lunatics.”
-->'''Blobert Smith:''' “In our defense it is what we do best.”
-->'''[=Ab3=]:''' “No. In fact the god Boccob appears before you and says that for your crimes you must go to the Tomb of Shartok the Unattractive and retrieve the Xenon Codex. If not he will destroy you and the world utterly.”
-->'''El Disgusto:''' “What’s in it for us?”
-->'''Deviant Boy:''' “Now let me get this straight, we’ve got the god Boccob ticked off at us.”
-->'''[=Ab3=]:''' “Yes.”
-->'''Deviant Boy:''' “That’s Boccob the Uncaring.”
-->'''[=Ab3=]:''' “For the last time yes. And he transports you all into the dungeon.”
-->'''El Disgusto:''' “Fine we leave.”
-->'''[=Ab3=]:''' “And he teleports you right back.”
-->'''Deviant Boy:''' “Again this is Boccob the Uncaring doing this.”
-->'''[=Ab3=]:''' “Must be having an off day I guess.”
* ReallyGetsAround: By the final installment, Asenath has slept with every member of the group except [=Ab3=] at least once.
* {{Rule 34}}: Deviant Boy's "Unified Porn Theory" involves attempts to find a single pornographic image which will appeal to everyone in the world. His first attempt:
-->"It's a green-skinned large-breasted elf chick dressed like a [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule Catholic schoolgirl]] ... and she's peeing on Mayor [=McCheese=]!"\\
"Yeah, but it's missing something, isn't it? Maybe if it was two elf chicks ..."
* RuleOfThree: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] in the titles for the last six entries of the First Edition: The Prequel and The Last Straw entries both come in three parts each.
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Most of Psycho Dave's sessions end in this from [=Ab3=]. Those that don't often have a hefty consequence of some sort, such as him being late for work.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Blobert Smith indulges a charade of cerebral enlightenment, with Biff Bamm offering something similar. While Biff's verbosity and mannerisms bestow a neat discrepancy entertaining the possibility he's being self-aware of his DelusionsOfEloquence, Blobert does not offer anything equivalent. Mr. Smith seems to have overloaded his cranium with radical liberalism which would, at least, put him at odds with Collateral Darren and Psycho Dave. Else, Blobert and [=Ab3=] seem like they would have engaged in camaraderie as [[OnlySaneMan diamonds in the rough]].
* TheScottishTrope: Invoked when El Disgusto's ninja summons Hastur when Cheating Bastard tries to kill him.
* SleepsWithEveryoneButYou: Asenath boinks everybody but [=Ab3=], notably telling him to get lost when she wants to do it with Weasly. This would imply that his hostile grievances with her are mutual, since neither of them likes each other and makes it plain to the other's face whenever it gets brought up. [=Ab3=] even uses the moment not to seduce Asenath, but confess that he finds her flipper arm creepy. She returns the favour earlier, by being among the many to imply that [=Ab3=]'s love life is virtually nonexistent.
* StealthPun: Weasley claims that if he met his D&D characters he would take them to Denny's [[spoiler:"to apologise for the terrible ''rolls'' I make"]].
** Most other people make these on the regular. An exaggerated instance of this was when [[spoiler: The Amazing Boozehound became Rehab Boy for a while, which led to his quirk in "The Great Gamma World Death March" being making these and going "Ha-Ha!" at the end of them.]] Most of the puns made aren't as hilarious.
* {{Stripperific}}: Asenath's outfit is described as "part schoolgirl outfit, part leatherwear".
* SuicideAsComedy:
-->"I trip and fall on my sword-"
-->"Roll for it."
-->"I fall on my sword again and again UNTIL THE HURTING STOPS!"
* TheFriendNobodyLikes: The basis of "With A Pinch Of Assault" was to play a D&D game without informing El Disgusto about it. Playing a game without him in the group seemed to be no small task, as he somehow knew where any game played within Albany was. With him, it goes even beyond the group [=Ab3=] was in:
-->"There was a time right after high school where he was involved in an rpg every night, and more frequently than not ruining them. He and his ninjas broke the faith of the Schenectady Christian Gaming Club yet also sent a group of guys that played Runequest in an old cemetery at night retreating to their church of choice. El Disgusto single handedly did so much damage to our the gaming community that some people suspected he was secretly a stamp collector trying to destroy our hobby from within."
** The way that Weasly Crusher was treated implies he was not liked by anyone in the tabletop group either. Whenever he got to play, his character would always be killed off early and he would be forced out of the room to do something, such as getting pizza. During the college days, it was implied that the foul treatment Weasly got started also affecting [=Ab3=], though to a lesser extent. Unlike with El Disgusto, however, there's nothing to show why anybody would logically hate Weasly Crusher.
* TheRoleplayer: Averted with everyone. No one puts any serious effort into their characters, and El Disgusto actively goes out of his way to show he does not care about the setting or fluff of whatever is going on in nearly any session he partakes in. The aversion to any of them being TheRoleplayer, even Blobert Smith, makes sense when both [=Ab3=] and Psycho Dave kill off characters before they can do much in the sessions they are a part of. What's more, the sessions not commonly [=GM=]'d by the main two usually wind up disastrous because the [=GM=] themself is someone who does not make a world which anyone can seriously integrate with (Deviant Boy, El Disgusto, Cheating Bastard) for a number of different reasons.
* ThoseWackyNazis: Psycho Dave is a downplayed example. Nothing about his Neo-Nazism is seen as comical.
* TooDumbToLive: "So you want to take a shortcut through the Desert of Certain Doom?"
* TotalPartyKill: Their record is three in one night - [=Ab3=] left when Psycho Dave suggested they try for a fourth time.
* AWizardDidIt
-->'''Psycho Dave, regarding the broccoli-head incident:''' "It's magic, I don’t have to explain it."
* WorkOffTheDebt: [=Ab3=] is forced to wash dishes in a restaurant after the other members of the group leave without paying.
* YouAllMeetInAnInn: It varies depending on the Game Master of each entry. In the first entry, the party meets at a Burger King.
* YouDoNOTWantToKnow: In regard to parts of Blobert's insane character backstories, among other things.