An AudienceSurrogate[=/=][[TheEveryman everyman]] is presented as some combination of [[ButtMonkey unlucky]], [[TheDitz unintelligent]], [[TheKlutz incompetent]], [[TheSlacker slothful]], and [[{{Gonk}} unattractive]].
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