[[StrictlyFormula Heavily formulaic]] and [[{{Melodrama}} melodramatic]] drama show with daily {{Cliffhanger}}s.
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-->[-Will [Friend of Hero] wake up from his [[OverusedRunningGag 67th]] [[ConvenientComa coma]]? Will [Generic Doctor] find a cure for [Friend of Heroine]'s [[SoapOperaDisease vaguely defined disease]]? Will [Heroine] have the balls to actually say something to [Hero]!? (No, she won't) Tune in next time '''[[SoapOpera HERE]]'''-]
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