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%%There's not much point in having this laconic entry if it's going to keep randomly changing into something completely different every few weeks. No matter how relevant you think potholes and comparisons to Neon Genesis Evangelion or Faust or whatnot are, keep a lid on it and let's keep this laconic entry short and witty like it's supposed to be.
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%%And don't shoehorn in the "Being Meguca is Suffering" meme. That'll just confuse people who aren't familiar with it.
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Five girls ask [[MentorMascot an alien cat]] to [[MakeAWish grant their wish]] and become {{Magical Girl Warrior}}s as a price, [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor only to get way more than what they bargained for]].
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