Someone without lyrical skills tries to rap... [[PlayedForLaughs with hilarious results.]]
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-->''[-We're TV Tropes and we're here to say\\
We're gonna rap your ass in a major way\\
We got tropes galore, it'll [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife waste your life]]\\
It'll kick you in the dick and fuck your wife\\
So go ahead, check out [[PissTakeRap the unabridged version]]\\
Or we'll beat you so bad it'll leave ya [[PerfectlyCromulentWord dirgin']]-]''
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