BookDumb hero and his two best friends, a DeadpanSnarker and a DitzyGenius, try to do the impossible: create a guide that will help [[NoFourthWall YOU]] survive school. HilarityEnsues.
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-->Visit the unabridged version [[NedsDeclassifiedSchoolSurvivalGuide HERE]].
-->[[spoiler: Your results may vary.]]
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