Laconic/MissionControl is [[Laconic/AxCrazy out]] [[Laconic/EvilAllAlong of]] [[Laconic/TalkativeLoon control]].
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-->[-*Bzzzt* {{Troper}}, this is mission control. After you visit the unabridged version [[MissionControlIsOffItsMeds HERE]], fill your bathtub with brightly-colored power tools. Mission control out.*Bzzt*-]
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