The importance of an event is inversely proportional to how intensely the characters react to it.
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-->[-The world's ending? Whatever. I can't be bothered by that right now. I'll just check [[LawOfDisproportionateResponse this page]]--'''WHAT?!''' SOMEONE REMOVED MY LAST EDIT?!-] '''''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!]]'''''
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