The TopGod is actively malevolent.
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-->[-Thou shalt visit unabridged version [[GodIsEvil HERE]], lest God sendeth plagues and boils to ye people and the descendants of ye people and [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment the descendants of the descendants of ye people]], [[KillItWithFire smiteth thee with divine fire]] and [[FateWorseThanDeath eternally torment thy body and soul]] in {{Hell}} where the worms dieth not and thou art to wailest and cryest and screamest and chokest and and gnashest thy teeth in agony day and night [[AndIMustScream for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever]]........ while [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment listening to the banjo]] and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking being denied candy]].......... [[Creator/GeorgeCarlin But He loves you! He loves you! He loves you and he needs money.]]-]
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