[[TheCynic One thinks life sucks]], [[TheIdealist one wants to do what's right]], [[TakeAThirdOption one considers their options]], and [[BystanderSyndrome one doesn't care]] (if there's a fifth, [[TheDitherer he just doesn't know what to do]]).
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