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''The Usopp and Sanji Show'' is a comedy television series that is a ShowWithinAShow in the adventures of JustForFun/FredTheRedRubberBall. The show is a long-running series which showcases the antics of comedy screwballs [[Manga/OnePiece Usopp and Sanji]] and their equally-wacky rotating cast of characters.

The general premise of the show: Usopp comes up with a ZanyScheme; Sanji tries in vain to talk him out of it; Usopp goes through with it anyway, dragging along an unwilling Sanji; and HilarityEnsues. Of course, there are also a few stand-alone sketches within the show, such as Zoro being a deliberate walking AnachronismStew or Doflamingo TemptingFate one too many times.

The show is currently in its seventh season, and in Fred's universe proper, the li'l rubber ball and his pals never miss a single episode.

''[[note]]All this is in the extremely fertile imagination of Tropers/JusticeReaper. There is no actual show carrying this name...that we know of.[[/note]]''

!!Stuff that happens in ''The Usopp and Sanji Show'':
* AccidentalKiss: One sketch puts Boa Hancock into a series of events that cause her to somehow trip and fall into other people at inappropriate times, resulting in this every time. [[WorldsMostBeautifulWoman Not]] [[MaleGaze that]] [[TheVamp anyone's]] [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer complaining]]...
* AnachronismStew: Every sketch where Zoro is the focus character in a historical setting results in him being this. Making the voyage to the then-unknown West Indies in 1492? Zoro uses a cell-phone to call ahead to San Salvador. Chronicling the wars of feudal Japan? Zoro posts about every major related event on Twitter. The inaugural showcasing of Henry Ford's Model T? Zoro replaces the car with a ''BMW X6''.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: In one sketch, Eustass Kidd conspires to aggravate Trafalgar Law by puncturing his car tires, spreading malicious rumors about him, suffocating his pet hamster, and making ugly faces at him. Turns out for naught, however, as Law was already looking for an excuse to change the tires and get new ones installed, the rumors have netted him a bad-boy status that has [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys all the girls swooning]], he didn't like the hamster anyway, and [[LaserGuidedKarma he's managed to upload Kidd's ugly expressions onto Facebook]].
* BerserkButton:
** Do not eat Mihawk's croissants without his express permission. In one episode, when Luffy makes the mistake of eating one without asking, Mihawk's response is to take a baking pan and beat Luffy unconscious with it. Later in the same episode, Doflamingo boldly eats a few more croissants...and Mihawk sics Doflamingo's mother on him.
** Buggy's as sensitive about his big red nose as ever, although this show actually gives him a decent reason for it: when he was a child, he got stung on the nose by a hornet, the nose swelled uncontrollably, and then it got stuck looking that way.
* TheBet: The subject of many a sketch.
** In Season 1, Sanji bets that Zoro can't land a date with Tashigi, betting $300 to that effect. [[spoiler:Zoro wins the bet]].
** In Season 2, Buggy bets Shanks $200 that Shanks can't paint Buggy's living room in less than three hours. Shanks proceeds to one-up Buggy by painting the living room in an hour and a half. [[spoiler:Only to then discover that Buggy had made a separate bet with Eneru, for $10,000, that he could get Shanks to paint his living room without charging the usual workman's fee]].
** In Season 3, Moriah bets Doflamingo $1000 that he, Doffy, can't go a whole day without using his String-String ability to make people do what he wants. [[spoiler:Doffy loses after he uses his powers to humiliate Moriah by [[FanDisservice stripping him naked]] in front of a whole crowd of people; but Doffy considers the uproar and the laughs he gets from it all to be WorthIt]].
* BigBallOfViolence: Every time Luffy and Blackbeard fight.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Happens often. Even the usually-serious characters, like Mihawk and Dragon, get in on it from time to time.
--> '''Dragon:''' We had a fourth wall?
* ButtMonkey: Sanji constantly suffers humiliation from any of Usopp's schemes. Also, any time Doflamingo declares that today's going to be a fine day, expect something horrible to happen to him. In the latter case, by the beginning of the show's fourth season, everyone's become so GenreSavvy about this that, the moment Doflamingo makes any such declaration within earshot, everybody puts on helmets and ballistic vests.
* CatFight: One sketch has Usopp setting up a mud-wrestling ring specifically tailored for this kind of fighting...only Luffy and Blackbeard find it and decide to fight in it to settle their ongoing rivalry. Usopp and Sanji are not amused.
* ClassTrip: One episode revolves around Usopp and Sanji being in high school and having to go on one of these. The duo conspires to get away from the rest of the student group on the morning of departure, and end up taking a road trip to Impel Down. [[spoiler:And then it turns out that was the class trip's destination anyway]].
* ComicalAngryFace: Everybody gets affected by this. Yes, EVERYBODY.
--> '''Usopp:''' Even Mihawk?
--> '''Sanji:''' ''Especially'' Mihawk.
* CoolCar: Zoro drives a neon-green Lamborghini, much to Sanji's jealousy. Unfortunately for Zoro, a common RunningGag is for Buggy to steal the car and go on joy-rides with it.
* CovertPervert: In one sketch, Sanji goes to great lengths to spy on two women who he's convinced are in a ''[[GirlOnGirlIsHot very]]'' [[GirlOnGirlIsHot loving relationship]]. Turns out they're sisters [[DidntThinkThisThrough and they get him arrested for criminal trespassing]].
* CripplingOverspecialization: One episode has Shanks accuse Mihawk of this, in that while he may be a good ''swordsman'', he's not a good ''hand-to-hand brawler''. [[SubvertedTrope Mihawk's response is to put away the sword and beat Shanks senseless with only his hands]].
* DealWithTheDevil: In one sketch, Luffy makes a deal with Chopper to exchange his soul for a burger--only Luffy declares that [[LoopholeAbuse Chopper can't claim it if he doesn't eat the very last bite of the burger]]. Later that night, though, Luffy sleep-walks to the fridge... [[note]]Based on a Halloween special on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', where it's Homer making a deal with Ned Flanders and the food item is a donut.[[/note]]
--> '''Luffy:''' Awww...forbidden burger... ''(eats it)''
--> '''Chopper:''' ''(suddenly appears)'' Hi, Luffy! Were you just eating something?
--> '''Luffy:''' [[OhCrap OH CRAP]]!!!
* TheDreaded: Doflamingo's mother. Just the mere mention that she's coming to visit is enough to make ''everybody'' in the cast piss their pants.[[note]]In real life, this entry was made long before the actual reveal that Doffy's mother was in fact a sweet-mannered DelicateAndSickly woman.[[/note]]
--> '''Shanks:''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Bye, guys]]. ''(flees)''
* EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas: Doflamingo is not a nice guy. Doesn't mean he won't bend over backwards to please his mother (if only because not doing so results in her conking him with a rolling pin).
* GetRichQuickScheme: Usopp regularly comes up with a number of these.
* NoodleIncident: Mihawk would much rather forget the time buying a burrito led to him and Shanks being put on the national terrorist watch-list. There was also that one dare Sanji put Usopp through that resulted in the latter's crippling fear of waterfalls...
* OhCrap: Any sketch that features Doflamingo's [[EvilMatriarch mother]] elicits this reaction from the rest of the cast.
* OnlySaneMan: Sanji sees himself as this, among the whole cast. Yes, even Mihawk and Dragon.
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: In any sketch where vampires are involved, they don't [[MustBeInvited need an invitation]] to come busting into your room. Robin finds this out the hard way in one particular sketch where Nami, having been turned by Hogback, stalks into Robin's room with no problem.
* RunningGag: Every episode, at least one sketch has Usopp coming up with a crazy scheme and Sanji being dragged into it (whether he wants to be involved or not).
* SerialKiller: In one sketch, the entire cast is stalked by one of these, with Chopper as the first victim and Robin becoming the FinalGirl. [[spoiler:Chopper himself is the killer, having faked his own death to throw off suspicion]].
* SitcomArchnemesis: Anytime Luffy and Blackbeard see each other, they're ''going'' to fight. No exceptions.
* TamperingWithFoodAndDrink: One episode has Usopp slip a laxative into Sanji's wine-glass as revenge for [[DopeSlap Sanji kicking him in the head over yet another stupid plan]]. Unfortunately for Usopp, Sanji [[GenreSavvy expected that method of revenge]] and [[HoistByHisOwnPetard force-feeds him the wine instead]].
* VoluntaryShapeshifter: One episode has Usopp and Sanji confront Bartholomew Kuma...only for Kuma to reveal he can actually transform into a bear. Usopp [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere promptly bolts]], leaving poor Sanji behind to get mauled.
--> '''Sanji:''' Oh, look, he became a teddy bear! Cute, huh, Usopp? ...uh...Usopp?
--> ''(turns to see Usopp is already several miles down the road)''
--> '''Sanji:''' [[OhCrap ...nuts]].
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Usopp is deathly afraid of waterfalls, after a NoodleIncident that involved a dare from Sanji.
* WorthyOpponent: One sketch has Brook challenge Mihawk to a sword-fight. Considering that this is [[MasterSwordsman Mihawk]] we're talking about, Brook goes down relatively quickly, but Mihawk acknowledges that, despite lacking physical strength, Brook had speed and experience on his side. It helps that Brook actually managed to ''nick Mihawk's beard''.