->''"One of the things we tried to do with [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus the show]] was to try and do something that was so unpredictable that it had no shape and you could never say what the kind of humor was. And I think that the fact that 'Pythonesque' is now a word in the Oxford English Dictionary shows the extent to which we failed."''
-->-- '''Terry Jones''' at the US Comedy Arts Festival, 1998

You're sick of all of those TropeOverdosed stories. It's getting on your nerves. Why doesn't anybody do anything ''original''? You know! You're going to write one yourself! So now you compose a list of tropes, and cross out what you can't have in your story. Work something out afterwards.

# You can't have a [[HeroTropes hero]] or a [[{{Villains}} villain]]. That's okay, [[DecoyProtagonist there have been works]] [[NoAntagonist that did that.]]
# You can't have an [[Main/{{Badass}} Action Guy]] ''or'' a NonActionGuy - nor can you have [[ImprobablyFemaleCast only women]].
# [[AuthorAppeal You can't like anything you write about]]. That's okay, you will write about what you hate-- No, wait! [[PetPeeveTrope You can't do that, either]].
# You will not go [[PurpleProse overboard with your descriptions]], but you can't [[BeigeProse limit those descriptions either]].
# You will not have a [[NarrativeTropes narrative]] in your story. That means no {{Dialogue}}, no {{Conflict}}, no {{Characters}}, no {{Plot|s}}. Your story will be about nothingness. [[SceneryPorn Just a page or two describing the non-existent scenery]] that is [[IncrediblyLamePun utropeia]]. [[PurpleProse Or maybe just describing nothingness]]. [[SeinfeldianConversation Aww, nuts, that won't work either...]]
# You cannot avert any tropes, but you can't use AvertedTrope either. Sound like some sort of LogicBomb? [[MindScrew Well, you have to avert that now too]].[[note]][[OverlyLongGag And you have to avert]] MindScrew as well, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment and]] OverlyLongGag, and [[ShapedLikeItself Department of Redundancy Department]] and...[[/note]]
# Finally, let's say that you actually do it, somehow, despite all the other issues we've mentioned. You manage to create a story that is well and truly tropeless. Now let's say that other people like your ideas enough to [[FollowTheLeader copy them many, many times]]. Now your tale is no longer tropeless, but the TropeMaker for an entirely new set of tropes, because that's what a trope is -- a pattern of elements meant to convey meaning.

Due to the virtual impossibility of writing a story without tropes, it is generally not to be undertaken except as an artistic challenge, and attempting to not use tropes is not necessarily intelligent writing; instead, an easier end toward intelligent writing is to take old tropes and [[TropesAreTools use them in a new way]]. ''{{ComicBook/Watchmen}}'' is considered a masterpiece, even though nothing in it was new. It just used the old in a fascinating way. Creator/WilliamShakespeare lifted all of his plots from other works. ''Literature/TheBelgariad'' is one of the most critically acclaimed fantasy series in modern fiction, and was deliberately filled with every trope, convention and cliche that the writer could think of.

It's important to note that this page is not meant as a smug, pop-psychology attack on the stupidity and unoriginality of the human brain, but rather a testament to how many tropes authors and artists have created, including some pairs of tropes that are exact opposites and even some that necessarily occur whenever others don't. In contrast, the message here is that writing a tropeless tale is impossible because writers long ago have thought of so much, often in deliberate attempts to avoid using tropes. So don't take it personally.

The closest thing to a Tropeless Tale is TV static from a channel you can tune to, but don't get -- SnowyScreenOfDeath! ''Curses!'' YouAreTooLate!

Some works have come close to reaching this nebulous quality such as ''Film/AfterLastSeason'', ''{{Koyaanisqatsi}}'', ''MyDinnerWithAndre'', ''The Man with the Movie Camera'', ''RussianArk'', ''Decasia'' and quite a few TrueArtIsIncomprehensible works, although all of these are arguable and subjective, and well... they tend to come up with tropes anyway. Also, ''Literature/FinnegansWake''. No, wait, that's a MindScrew... Arguably, the closest thing to it is the film ''Film/RoundhayGardenScene'' which is 2 seconds long and depicts no real action, but it's questionable if it can even be considered a "work". [[note]]Even so, aside from JustForFun/TheTropelessTale being a trope itself, its brevity inverts EpicMovie.[[/note]]

To put it another way, TheTropelessTale is [[SelfDemonstrating/TheTropelessTale this]]. [[note]][[EmptyRoomPsych Oh wait.]][[/note]]

Or this: ∞

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!!Look, even this page uses tropes:

* AnAesop
* AwfulTruth: Let's face it...
* BreakThemByTalking: That's right, [[TakeThatAudience go ahead]]. Try and make a tropeless tale. It is impossible.
* PoesLaw: Is this serious, or is it a challenge to all you writers out there with a bit of guts?
* SecondPersonNarration
* SelfReferentialHumor
* SchmuckBait: Both the link to the Self Demonstrating page and the challenge to write something tropeless seem appealing.
* UnpleasableFanbase: Even if you manage to create a tropeless tale, someone will still find something in your work to bash and/or criticize.
* YouCantFightFate: Even if it would be possible to succeed any work created that way would act as a trope maker for new tropes. If you found a way around that, "tropeless tale" itself would become a trope. Worse yet, since you're reading this it already is.

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-->...and that, folks, is the reason why we say TropesAreNotBad around here. Even the mere ''concept'' of a Tropeless Tale has {{trope}}s.

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