->''"Koizumi... I mean Itsuki, is not a person that you can control! I'll protect him with all I've got!"''
-->-- '''Mikuru'''

''The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina, Episode 00'' is an independent film starring Mikuru Asahina, Yuki Nagato, and Itsuki Koizumi, directed by LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya, and narrated by chore boy Kyon.

Mikuru Asahina is a battle waitress from the future. Her job is to protect Itsuki Koizumi, an esper with dormant powers. Yuki Nagato, an evil witch who's also an alien, wants to control Itsuki and use his powers.

This film premiered at the North High SchoolFestival in Nishinomiya City.

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!! This show provides examples of:
%% Please don't add tropes relative to the series, like Stylistic Suck. The joke here is that this page is written from the POV of a viewer from within the Haruhi Suzumiya universe.
* AsHimself: Mikuru Asahina, Yuki Nagato, and Itsuki Koizumi play themselves.
* CherryBlossoms: The final scene between [[spoiler:Itsuki and Mikuru]] has a part where he takes one out of her hair.
* {{Corpsing}}: Ms. Tsuruya bursts into laughter in the middle of saying that she trusts Mikuru.
* DoItYourselfThemeTune: ''Koi No Mikuru Densetsu''.
* DramaticWind
* DudeShesLikeInAComa: Itsuki attempts to kiss Mikuru while she's passed out after falling into a lake. He is interrupted by Yuki.
* DullSurprise: When Itsuki first sees Yuki, he pauses, gasps, and plainly asks who she is.
* EpisodeZeroTheBeginning
* EyeBeams: Mikuru's super power.
--> Mi... mi... MIKURU BEAM!
* {{Eyecatch}}: [[http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu200/rotomRASENGAN/MikuruAdventures.jpg A completely hand-drawn one, at that.]]
* GoKartingWithBowser: Yuki is seen working with Mikuru in selling electronics at the mall. No explanation for this is given at all.
* GratuitousEnglish: Come on, let's dance! Come on, let's dance, baby~!
* HumanAliens: Yuki.
* InformedAbility: Mikuru is a time traveler. We never see her in other time periods.
* JiggleShow
* LampshadeHanging: By the narrator.
* LemonyNarrator
* MagicWand: Yuki's Starring Inferno is supposed to be one.
* MsFanservice: Mikuru.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: Mikuru the time traveling waitress and Yuki the alien witch.
* NoBudget
* OneEpisodeWonder: Though there is a possibility of a second episode...
* OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent: Itsuki.
* PantyShot: Of Mikuru, in the final battle.
* PanUpToTheSkyEnding
* PlayboyBunny: Mikuru dresses as one while working at the mall. The narrator wonders why a waitress would wear one, and says it screams "trying too hard".
* ThePresidentsDaughter: Itsuki Koizumi, who is wanted for his dormant esper powers.
* ProductPlacement: Mikuru is seen working at stores in a mall. They are Morimura Produce, Kumai Meat Shop, Suzuki Stationery, Ohmori Electronics and Yamatsuchi Model Shop.
* PsychicPowers: Itsuki is an esper, yet he doesn't realize it.
* SexyDiscretionShot: As soon as Mikuru starts taking off her PlayboyBunny outfit, the screen turns blue and cuts to Mikuru post-changing. The narrator claims that they don't have the footage and it's useless to ask for it. Later, when Mikuru changes from her waitress outfit and changes, it cuts to her walking down the stairs outside her room.
* {{Stripperiffic}}: Mikuru, oh so very much. Her clothes have included a PlayboyBunny suit and a short-skirted waitress dress.
* TalkingAnimal: Subverted with Yuki's cat. After delivering advice to Yuki, she hits him with the Starring Inferno, and says that that was ventriloquism.
* ThisIsAWorkOfFiction: Over the ending credits.
--> ''This story is a work of fiction. All character names, organizations, incidents and any other names, phenomena and such, are fictional as well. It's all made up. Even if it resembles someone, it's probably just a coincidence. Oh, except for the commercials! Shop at Ohmori Electronics and Yamatsuchi Model Shop for great deals. Stop by and buy! Huh, I gotta say it again? This story is a work of fiction. All character names, organizations, incidents and any other names... Hey Kyon! Why do I have to say all this stuff anyway? I mean, it's totally obvious.''
* ThisIsThePartWhere: Unintentionally, the director gives out a stage instruction in the middle of a scene.
--> '''Director:''' This is when you're supposed to faint!
* {{Toku}}
* TransformationSequence: A lampshaded aversion.
* TropeOverdosed
* ATwinkleInTheSky: [[spoiler:Yuki]] is sent flying into the sky, spinning, after [[spoiler:Itsuki]] blasts her.
--> Curses.
* TwoGirlsAndAGuy: Mikuru and Yuki are the two girls, and Itsuki is the guy.
* VictoriasSecretCompartment: Mikuru places her paycheck in her PlayboyBunny outfit.
* AWizardDidIt
--> '''Narrator:''' Uh, some kind of electromagnetic waves coming out of the so-called Starring Inferno wand has turned Tsuruya and the guys into a trio of mindless puppets.
* WraparoundBackground: A rare live action example. There are shots of Mikuru running through the same part of the mall, getting more exhausted by each clip.
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