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!!By Category
[[folder:Animal Names]]
* aardvark
** aardwolf
* alewives
* [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment alligator]]
* anemone
** [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo aneminemineminemane]]
* [[Magazine/{{MAD}} axolotl]]
* badger
** [[WeeblAndBob badger badger badger badger badger]]
** Honey badgers just don't give a shit !
* banana slug.
* bandicoot
* baboon
* Beagle. According to ''{{Peanuts}}'' creator Charles M. Schulz, Snoopy is a beagle because [[RuleOfFunny it's a funny word.]]
* Bear
** [[ChristopherWalken This is not over... bears!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic As soon as one of you birds, or monkeys or BEARS touches this net, you'll be mine!... MINE!]]
* beaver
* [[BeeBeeGun bees]]
* blue-footed boobies (a kind of bird)
* boll weevil
* ''Bubo bubo'', a.k.a. Eurasian eagle-owl.
* bonobo (a species of chimpanzee)
* booby (duh)
* buffalo
** [[MixAndMatchCritters beefalo]]
* bullshih. This is what the offspring of a Shih-Tzu and a bulldog is actually called.
** And here I thought Cockapoodle was bad!
** ''Lots'' of designer-dog names were specifically designed to invoke this trope.
** Not bad, not bad. But as for the crowning dog breed name, I give you the Chiweenie, half chihuahua, half dauschund (weiner dog). Made funnier considering they are just about [[UglyCute the most hideous, most blindingly adorable animals you will ever see.]]
* bumblebee
* bunnies
* bunting
* camel
* caribou [[Creator/MontyPython nibbling on the croquet hoops]]
* [[DwarfFortress carp]]
* cebu
* chachalaca
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk chicken]]
* chihuahua
* chinchilla
* cockatoo
* coelacanth (See-la-canth)
* [[EverythingsBetterWithCows cow]] ([[TheFarSide Gary Larson]] said so)
* crab
* crappie
* dickcissel
* dickey-bird
* dik dik (A type of antelope. [[Series/XPlay Adam Sessler]] once made a CatchPhrase out of it).
* dingo
* dodo
* donkey
* [[MorallyAmbiguousDucktorate duck]]
** Scientifically proven to be true in most languages - duck jokes even translate well even when they rely on language-specific puns.
** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb "And so the duck says, 'Got any grapes?'"]]
* dugong
* dung beetle
* echidna. just try to say it out loud. It's weird AND funny.
* [[{{Dwarf Fortress}} elep]][[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic hant]]
* emu
* frog
* gerbil
* geoduck (A type of burrowing clam, pronounced "gooeyduck")
* gibbon
** [[Radio/ImSorryIllReadThatAgain WOAH, stuff that gibbon!]]
* goats
** Except in Orleans County, [[{{Eagleland}} USA]], where "goat" was [[SeriousBusiness officially pronounced]] Not Funny... by Judge ''[[PunchAndJudy Punch]]'' (no, [[RealityIsUnrealistic really]]).
* gopher
* gnu
** don't forget, GNU's not UsefulNotes/{{Unix}}!
* goose (see also "oo" sounds, but "geese" is just as funny)
** [[TheLonelyIsland "Boiled goose"]] combines the "oi" and "oo" sounds for double hilarity.
* great tit
** really, any kind of tit (it's a bird)
* hamster
* hartebeest (particularly when mentioned in the Music/FlandersAndSwann song as an animal the gnu is g-not)
* herring
* hippopotamus
-->"Your Majesty, if you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?"\\
"Not nobody! Not nohow!"\\
"How about a hippopotamus?"\\
[[Film/TheWizardofOz "Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottom-us!"]]
* horned toad
** or better still, "horny toad"
* [[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike horse]]
** [[VideoGame/Left4Dead2 "Ah loove horses."]]
* humuhumunukunukuapua`a (Hawai`i's State Fish)
* iguana
* kangaroo
* kiwi
* koala (especialy if they come from [[TheNoozles Koala Walla Land]].)
* kukaburra
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunekune Kunekune]]
* liger (the offspring of a lion and a tiger)
* lizard
* [[EverythingsBetterWithLlamas llama]]. It's got to be the double L.
** alpaca
** guanaco
** vicuña
* lobster
* lumba-lumba (Malaysian for dolphin)
* [[ManateeGag manatee]]
** [[FundayPawpetShow seacow]]
*** both got nothin' on Dugong
* mandrill (a kind of old-world monkey; separate the two words with a hyphen [[FreudWasRight for full effect]])
** ...mand-rill?
*** [[SarcasmMode Yeah, just like that. Hilarious, innit?]]
** "Mandrill [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann is the drill that will pierce the Heavens!!!]]" ... ...sorry, couldn't resist.
* marmot
* marmoset ([[BlindIdiotTranslation optimal for craunching]])
* mongoose
* [[EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys monkey]]
** Even more inherently funny than duck. Especially when used as an Adjective. Go ahead, add the word "monkey" to any verb or nn-proper noun you can think of.
*** So, what about "duck-monkey"?
** It's also useable as a handy verb. Or an expletive. [[GoshdangItToHeck Especially as an expletive]].
** There's a type of flower called the Sticky Monkey Flower, apparently because its sticky and it looks like the face of a monkey. Try thinking about sticky monkeys without laughing.
* ''Mola mola'', or the ocean sunfish.
* [[RockyandBullwinkle moose]] (...[[FunWithSubtitles once bit my sister...]])
** This has led to something of a fundamental difference in the perception of the animal in the US and Europe; it's hard to remember sometimes that the "majestic elk" in folklore isn't the larger animal in the Pacific Northwest, but the goofy animal that Americans, and increasingly the rest of the Anglophone world, know as the "moose."
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}} narwhal]]
** [[http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Narwhals/ Swimmin' in the ocean cuz they are so awesome]]...
* ocelot, according to [[WhoseLineIsItAnyway Greg Proops]]
** Proops is quite the funny name too.
* orangutan
* otter. Try inserting it into an average sentence.
* [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins penguin]]
* [[PorkyPigPronunciation pig]]
* [[EverythingsBetterWithPlatypus platypus]]
** [[PhineasandFerb "He's Perry, Perry the platypus!"]]
* polliwog
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic pony]]
* porpoise
* Pudu. This ''is'' a real creature (look it up!), the world's smallest deer. Scientific name? ''Pudu Pudu.''
** [[http://www.whatarebirds.com/images/pudu3.jpg Aww!]]
** But what do you call it when one of those breeds with a bantha?
*** [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Very confused?]]
* Puggle (the proper term for a baby platypus or echidna, and the nickname for a pug/beagle crossbreed dog)
* [[PumaMan puma]]
* quagga (an extinct subspecies of the plains zebra - scientific name: Equus quagga quagga)
* Quokka.
* sheep (known to [[BaaBomb blow up real baaaaaad]])
** [[EvanAlmighty Sh-SHEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!]]
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus The sheep are not what they seem]].
** [[TheTonightShow Siss boom bah]].
* sea pig (a species of sea cucumber, also a funny animal name)
* skink (a type of lizard)
* [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid SNAAAAKE!!]]
** [[SnakesOnAPlane I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes in this motherfuckin' tropes!]]
* sperm whale
* ''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic SPIIIIIIDERS!]]''
** ''[[SpongeBobSquarePants SPIDER!!! SPIDER!!!!]]
* spotted shag [[spoiler:(actually a kind of seabird)]]
* squid
* [[EverythingsNuttierWithSquirrels squirrel]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} Squirrel!]]
* stallion
* titmouse (which is neither a tit [breast], nor a mouse. It's a bird)
** And one variety, the tufted titmouse.
* Tits! [[spoiler: They're actually cute little birds.]]
** Pictures of them make surprisingly good offerings when people online ask for tits without specifying which kind.
* Tree sloth
* trout
--> [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Anything goes in]]\\
Anything goes out\\
fish, bananas, old pajamas\\
mutton, beef and trout
** Or, if you prefer:
--> Often thinks that travel widens\\
"Stay at home," the [[BrianEno trout obliges]]
** [[VideoGame/EarthBound Trout-flavored yogurt]] (it exists in Japan, in frozen form)
* tsetse fly
* [[Funny/FamilyFortunes tur]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw key]]
* [[TurtlePower turtle]]
* [[Music/TheBeatles walrus]]
** [[LolCats bukkit!]]
* weasel (one of Dave Barry's favorite words, the other one being "booger")
* weimaraner (a breed of dog)
* wombat (actually a very dangerous animal, but a funny name to be sure). And even their dangerousness is in a very KillerRabbit way; since they have a similar ecological niche to rabbits and look like them, though they are rather larger than any rabbit.
* woodcock
* woodchuck
* yak
** just [[http://www.google.com/search?q=%22never+knock+the+yak%22 never knock it]], as the song advices.
* yellow-bellied sapsucker
* Most if not all animal ''noises'' as well, some of which have already been listed.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Food Names]]
* applejohn
* [[Franchise/MyLittlePony applejack]]
* artichoke
* arugula
* [[BaconAddiction bacon]]
* [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld bagel]]
* banana (especially for those who can spell it but [[OverlyLongGag don't know where to stop]], like [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Nanny Ogg]])
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzyODgWRp4 Especially when combined with potato.]]
* bangers and mash (sausages and mashed potatoes)
* beef jerky
* beer
* bouillabaisse
** [[Literature/HarryPotter Bless you.]]
* [[Series/JeevesAndWooster Brussels sprouts]]
* burger
** [[SantaClausIsCominToTown Burgermeister Meisterburger]]
* butternut
* [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} cake]]
* chalupa
* [[BlessedAreTheCheesemakers cheese]]
* chicken (at least LeeroyJenkins has it)
* cinnamon
** "ciminiminiminiminiminon"
** "''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUULIs_UWE Cinnamon, no!!]]''"
* cookies
* corn
** [[BeavisAndButthead Cornholio]]
** [[WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad Corn is no place for A Mighty Warrior!]]
* [[Series/FakingIt croquembouche]]
* crumpet
* cucumber - funny in multiple languages. Look it up on a translator. I dare you.
** "Cucumber" in Croatian is "Krastavac", and on Google Translate it sounds like "Clusterfuck".
*** It's pronounced "cruss-tuh-vatch". Still funny.
* [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic cupcakes]]
** Even though sometimes it has [[{{Fanfic/Cupcakes}} nightmarish implications]].
* egg
* eggnog
* eggplant
** And the British word for eggplant, aubergine
* falafel
* flan
* Fishfingers
** [[Series/DoctorWho AND CUSTARD]]
** [[ChameleonCircuit The worst thing is its actually kind of tasty...]]
* garbanzo
* gherkin
* ham (especially the [[LargeHam large]] kind)
** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist hambone]]
** [[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia rumham!]]
* head cheese (it's neither head nor cheese; it's actually jellied, cured meat [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese]])
* jelly (especially in the context of brains)
* ketchup (and you can't because you're TooSlow)
* [[Theatre/OnAClearDayYouCanSeeForever kippered herring]]
* kumquat
* lasagna
** As in [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy "Ow! My lasagna!"]]
* leblebi (roasted chickpeas). Come to think of it, "chickpea" is sort of, um, funny.
* lollipop
* macadamia
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner marzipan]]
* meatball
* meringue
* muffin
** the only thing more funny than a muffin, is an Otis Spunkmeyer Muffin
* mustard
* nachos
** [[SweetBroAndHellaJeff nanchos]]
* nuts
* pancake
* pasta
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPJZ4YZnqI Peanuts!]]
* pickle
** tickle
** motorsickle
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kG7rUUoUwA/ pie]]
* pineapples
* pizza
* pork
** Especially ''pulled'' pork.
* [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings potatoes]]
* [[Creator/BillCosby pud]][[TheFairlyOddparents ding]]
* [[Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures pumpkin]]
* [[WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends raisins]]
* quandong (a kind of fruit)
* scone (at least when pronounced as "scon")
* [[HotelMario spaghetti]]
** "pasghetti"
* Spam, even before it was widely used for Internet junk mail. Whether it was funny before the Series/{{Monty Python|sFlyingCircus}} sketch is left to historians.
* spotted dick
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick "Hey Lindsay, want some dick?"]]
* squab
* tangelo
* taco
--> There was aphids on the lettuce\\
and I...ate every one
* [[AttackoftheKillerTomatoes tomato]]
* turducken
* turnip
* waffle
* yam
* yoghurt
--> Just try saying it. YO''GHURT''. It's a gross food word.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Given Names]]
* [[Literature/HarryPotter Aberforth]]
* Abernathy
* Albert
* Algernon
* Aloysius
* Archibald
* Archimedes
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Archimedes, no, it's filzhy on TVTropes!]]
* [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Ash]]. [[EvilDead Alternately]]...
* [[ManiacMansion Bernard]]
** [[{{Blackadder}} Especially if you're a girl]]
* Bert, or Bertram
** If your name happens to be Bertram, do not marry a woman named Gertrude, or else [[Series/JeevesAndWooster you will be known to all and sundry as "Bertie and Gertie". Like some bad music hall act.]]
*** Speaking of which, "Wooster" is a very funny name.
* Bertha
* The ever-classic Bob (especially if Edmund {{Blackadder}} says it. That has a lot to do with the fact that Creator/RowanAtkinson has a stutter when he tries to pronounce the letter B)
* [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Brian]]
** I want to cwucify Bwian and wealease Wodewwick.
* [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Caboose]]. Actually his last name, but his full name is Michael J. Caboose. Though, Grif might be funnier.
* Chesterdrawers
* Cos Dashit, the original name for the equally funny-named [[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Palpatine]].
* Cluck was my Grandmother's maiden name. I also knew a few Gobbles growing up.
* [[Franchise/AssassinsCreed Desmond]]
* Deutch
* [[Series/AreYouBeingServed Dick]]
* [[TheBigLebowski Donny]]
* Dora, particularly when combined with allusions to 'explorer'.
* [[Literature/TheBible Dorcas]]
* Durwood
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Dwayne!]]
** Jerome
** Gregor (is a weird name)
* Dumas, what a unfortunate last name.
* Elmer
* Ernie
* Ethel (particularly funny to organic chemistry students)
* Ethelbert
* Eugene
* Ezekiel
* [[Film/{{Downfall}} Fegelein]]
* Filbert
* Fillmore
* Flaherty
* [[WaynesWorld Gar]][[Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace th]]
* [[MeetTheParents Focker]], alternately spelled Fokker (it's Dutch)
* Fred
* Gaylord
** Also, just Gay.
* [[Series/ICarly Gibby]]
* [[FullHouse Gibbler]]
* Gladys
* Any variation of those German surnames that sound like the call of a turkey.
* Hank
* Hans (especially in the context of [[MagicTheGathering "Ach! Hans, run! It's the lhurgoyf!"]])
* Heatholaf
** When I first saw that, it looked like Heathloaf.
* Hogarth
* Hortense
* Hubert
* Huckabee
* [[SweetBroAndHellaJeff Jeff]]
* Jehosephat
* Jethro
* [[Film/TheRoom Johnny]]
* Josh
* [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Karkat]]
** Most of the dancestors' names, particularly Horuss and Meenah.
* Lamar
* Lester
* Lipschitz, and variations
* Logan
* Louise
* [[{{Planetes}} Lucie Ascam]]
* Lulu
* Hey, Mac!
** Sticking Mc in front of anything, too
--> [[WhoseLineIsItAnyway Brad]]: "Hello and welcome to the 6 o'clock news, I'm Chester Snapdragon [=McFisticuffs=]..."
* [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Madanach]]
* [[Music/{{Tool}} May]][[Music/APerfectCircle nard]]
* [=McCool=] (an Irish surname, anglicized from Mac Cumhaill)
* Melvin (one of the most common names in ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'', from the first issue on)
* [[Film/RobinHoodMenInTights Mervin]]
* Morag
* Morton
* [[Disney/TheLionKing Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!!]]
* [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou Neku]] (say it 10 times fast)
* [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Neji]]. Rhymes with both "Reggie" ''and'' "wedgie". Go on, repeat it to yourself over and over.
* [[MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha Nanoha]]
* Ned (or Neddy)
* [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory MRS. NESBIT.]]
* Norbert
* Oonagh (alternately spelled "Una")
** Is she [[FamilyMatters from Altoona?]]
* Percy, [[RatchetAndClankFutureToolsOfDestruction Percival]]
* [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Patchouli]]
* Penelope
* CeCe Peniston which is her real name. Why she didn't go with a stage name and how record producers took her seriously, I have no idea.
* Phinneas
** and [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Ferb]]
* [[Film/{{Goldfinger}} Pussy]], especially paired with the last name "Galore"
* [[Series/TheHoneymooners Ral]][[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons ph]]
* Rupert
* Rutigar
* Seymour
* [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Shel]][[TheBigBangTheory don]]
* [[DawnOfWar Sindri]]
* Surname example: Snodgrass.
** Note on that, Chitty. And Beaglehole.
** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Seckendorf]]
** Semprini
*** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus "Semprini?"]]
*** OUT!
* Stan
* [[OneSteveLimit Steve]]. Stretch it out. Steeeeve.
* Strunk
* Sven (and Ole)
* Tarquin, the metonym of pretentious child-naming.
* Thaddeus
* [[MeaningfulName Thistle]][[AvenueQ twat]]
* [[TheTick "Thrakazog! With a 'K'! Boy are you ever rude!"]]
* Tiesenhausen
* Todd
* [[{{Archer}} Tunt]].
* Turtletaub
* Waldo, Wally (particularly when combined with allusions to [[WheresWaldo "where's"]])
* Walter (especially when combined with [[TheBigLebowski Sobchak]])
* Wilberforce
** Bathsheba
** Elvendork (it's unisex!)
* [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory Woody]]
* [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration Worf]]
** You really shouldn't laugh at a Klingon...
* Yogi
* [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Zu-Zu]]
* ...And, of course, just about anything to be found at the Pophangover site [[http://awkwardnames.com/ Awkward Names]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Place Names]]
* Abitibi Temiscamingue, Canada
** The pronunciation is important: Ah-bee-tee-bee Teh-miss-kah-meng.
* [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Albuquerque, NM]]
** Not only Weird Al, Characters/BugsBunny knew it was funny ("I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque.") Made funnier by his Brooklyn accent that toined it into Albecoikie.
*** It even shows up in a Franchise/{{Halo}} fanfic, of all places, narrated by a Covenant Elite: "...we had landed on the UNSCDF orbital platform Albuquerque. I had no idea which was more bizarre: The platform's name, which tied my mandibles in knots..."
* Aloha, Oregon (whether you pronounce it as A-lo-wa as the city's name is supposed to be pronounced or as A-low-ha as the word "aloha" is pronounced otherwise)
* Altoona, PA
* Antananarivo, Madagascar
* Antwerp, Belgium
* Attawapiskat, ON, Canada
* Assawoman, VA. Perfectly paired with Manassas, VA.
* Assawompset Pond, MA
* Azerbaijan
* Baden-Baden, Baden-Württemberg, Germany.
** Even funnier when you know that "Baden" means "Baths."
*** So it's German for "tub-tub"?
*** Actually, no. "Baden" is a German verb which translates to "to have a bath" and "to bathe". The correct German word for "Baths" would be "Bäder".
* Bald Knob, AR/WV/VA
** "Knob" here is a dialect word for "hill/mountain", which explains why there are not one but three cities named after a nearby summit with exposed rock.
* Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei
* Bangor, Maine[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} -ey]]
* Bangkok, Thailand
** which is just down the road from Phuket
** Oh, and its ceremonial name? * deep breath* [[OverlyLongName Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathon Amon Piwan Awatan Sathit Sakkathatiya Witsanukam Prasit]]. Longest place name in the world, people! (For those curious, it means "The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous royal palace that resembles the heavenly abode where above reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarm".)
* Batman, Turkey. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2OZdjiaQxY Apparently they've tried to sue Warner Bros.]]
* Beaver County, PA. With two boroughs called Beaver and Big Beaver and a city called ''Beaver Falls''...
* Belchertown, MA
* [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Belgium]]
** "Things were getting pretty [[GetFuzzy Belgium]], so..."
** [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CiNSTimeCrash "That's a paradox. Could blow a hole in the space-time continuum the size of...(computer gives a readout)...well actually the exact size of...Belgium."]]
* Bend, Oregon
* Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
** Located near the towns of Beaver Lick and Rabbit Hash...
** Heck, "Kentucky" itself becomes somewhat funny after saying it enough times.
* Bird-in-Hand, PA
* Blue Ball Lane, Surrey
* Blue Ball, PA
* Bong Recreation Area (I-94, Exit 340 in Wisconsin)
* Boring, OR. Whenever a resident makes the newspapers, the headline always reads something like: "Boring man arrested for..."
** One freeway sign in Clackamas says "Boring Sandy"
* Boogardie, WA, Australia
* Booger Hollow, Arkansas. Look it up.
* Booger Mountain, North Carolina. Known for Christmas trees; their marketing campaign is "Always Pick a Booger!"
* Botswana
** Bophuthatswana
* Bora Bora
* Bruce Rock, WA, Australia
* Bundaberg, QLD, Australia
* Buttzville, NJ
* Camas, Washington
* Caniapiscau, Quebec, Canada.
* Cape Foulwind, New Zealand
* Cape Horn. If you don't get it, just yell "I really like Cape Horn!" really loudly and quickly in front of all your friends.
** ... K-porn? Oh dear. [[strike: Ain't the same thing as K-pop, is it?]]
* Chattahoochee River
** Chattahoochee, Florida
* Chattanooga, Tennessee
* Chappaquiddick, MA
* Cheesequake State Park, New Jersey
* Chicken, AK
** So named because they couldn't spell Ptarmigan.
* Chicken Rock, Isle of Mann
* Chittagong, Bangladesh.
* Clackamas, Oregon
* Cleveland.
* Climax. One in Michigan, one in North Carolina.
* Clitheroe, Lancashire, England (the middle syllable is pronounced like "the", but still)
* Cockalofty, Hereford, England
* Cockburn Town, capital city of the Turks and Caicos Islands.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockermouth Cockermouth]], Cumbria, England
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockfield,_County_Durham Cockfield]], County Durham, England
* Cockfosters (a [[UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground Piccadilly Line]] destination)
* Cocklebiddy, WA, Australia
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom,_Gers Condom]], France. Where you can find the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom_Cathedral Condom Cathedral]]. No, it's not made of rubber.
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador#See_also Along with Pussy, France and Anus, France.]] It really is the home of the city of love.
* Cooma, NSW, Australia
* Cox Bight, TAS, Australia
* Cuba, Missouri
* Cucamonga, CA (Animated characters are required by law to pronounce it "[[JackBenny KOOK... aMUNga!]]")
** The full name is "Rancho Cucamonga", which might be even funnier.
* Cut and Shoot, TX. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut_and_Shoot,_Texas No, really]].
* Czechoslovakia
* Darjeeling, India
* Denial Bay, SA, Australia (I have no idea why)
* Dike Access Road, Washington (if you've ever driven north on I-5 from Portland to Seattle, you couldn't have missed the sign)
* Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada
** [[TheArrogantWorms "I know the name's misleading, that's quite a problem here..."]]
* Dingle Peninsula, Kerry, Ireland
* Diss, Norfolk, England
* Djibouti (congratulations, you just laughed at thousands of starving people.)
** Sheik sheik sheik, sheik sheik sheik, sheik djibouti...oh yeah!
* Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine
** "[[TomLehrer His friend in Alexandrovsk has friend in Petropavlovsk, whose friend, somehow, is solving now the problem in Dnepopetrovsk!]]"
* Dookie, Australia.
* Dooomadgee, QLD, Australia (yes, with three o's, I checked)
* Dubbo, Australia
* East Taphouse, Middle Taphouse and West Taphouse, Cornwall, UK
*** The same county has the village of Greenbottom
* Embarrass, Minnesota, USA
* Eromanga Basin, Australia. Hope they like hentai!
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fazakerley Fazakerley]]
* Fernando Poo (see entry above on "poo")
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fingringhoe Fingringhoe]]
* Fishkill, New York, a place that PETA actually protested ("kill" is Dutch for stream)
* Flin Flon, Manitoba, Canada
* Floyds Knobs, Indiana, USA
** And in the same state, French Lick.
* Flippin, Arkansas, USA
* Fort Gay, West Virginia
** Microsoft didn't think it was funny (that, plus they didn't know there really was such a place). An Xbox Live user from there got banned for it. The user had to fight to keep his account. Even the mayor got involved, and MS only reinstated his account when it started making national news.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Lick,_Indiana French Lick, Indiana.]]
* Fucking, Austria; which has problems with British tourists stealing their signs.
** Same country: Oberfucking, Unterfucking, and Fuckersberg.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Cockup Great Cockup and Little Cockup]]. These are the genuine names of two hills in England.
** Both are near the town of Cockermouth, which itself belongs on the list.
* Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany
* The Gliese 581 System
* Going Street and Failing Street, Portland, Oregon
* Gosh, Armenia
* Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico (this is funnier to Spanish speakers than English, mind you.)
* Guam
* Guggenheim. Also fun to say.
* Gwangju, South Korea.
* Hackensack, NJ (mentioned in many {{Joisey}} jokes)
* Hahatonka State Park (in the Ozarks in Missouri)
* Ha Ha Road, London
* Hamtramck, Michigan
* Happy Valley-Goose Bay, Labrador, Canada
* Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta, Canada. So called because First Nations hunters used to chase buffalo off the cliff.
** DaveBarry: "I have called the centre, and when they answer the phone, they say, very politely--[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I absolutely swear this is true]]--'Head-Smashed-In, may I help you?'"
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Michigan Hell, Michigan]] (which does tend to freeze over in the winter)
* Hialeah, Florida (''Theatre/BellsAreRinging'' has Handel's [[IncrediblyLamePun Hialeah Chorus]])
* Hoboken, NJ. "[[MegasXLR Yeah, but that's Hoboken.]]"
** [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes OOOOOOOOHH, I'M DYING AGAIN!!]]
* Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ
* Hooker County, Nebraska
* Hot Coffee, Mississippi
* Humptulips, WA. (Yes, it's said like you think.)
* Humpybong, QLD, Australia
* Ii, Finland
* Illibilli, Sudan (which is also the longest palindromic place name)
* [[IntercourseWithYou Intercourse]], Pennsylvania, right around Amish country.
** When the town was named it referred to a rail road crossing.
** In case you didn't know, Intercourse is right near some other towns named Gap, Bird-in-Hand, Paradise, and Blue Ball. I'll let your dirty mind fill in the rest.
*** Though, sadly, there appears to be no [[TopGear Foreplay]].
*** Don't forget Virginville, PA!
* Idaho
** [[DudeNotFunny You da ho,]] [[IncrediblyLamePun We all da ho!]]
** [[AlphaAndOmega Ida-who?]]
* Inaloo, WA, Australia
* Islamabad, Pakistan
* Jackson Hole, Wyoming
* Jalalabad, Afghanistan
* Kalamazoo, Michigan (that "zoo" is the crucial syllable is ably demonstrated by the song "I've Got A Gal In Kalamazoo")
** Ironically, there is no zoo in Kalamazoo. There is, however, an aircraft museum called the "Air Zoo".
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BQZ3gt7hUI "Della and the dealer and a dog named Jake and a cat named..."]]
* Kazakhstan
* Kapuskasing, ON Canada
** Robert Munsch even ''[[http://www.amazon.ca/Where-Gah-Ning-Robert-N-Munsch/dp/1550379828 wrote a story about]]'' a girl who just wanted to go to Kapuskasing because the name was so awesome.
* Kennebunkport, Maine
** If we're doing unusual Native American-derived town names, try this: ''Mooselookmeguntic, ME''.
** Heck, half of Maine towns, rivers, etc.
** Or how about [[OverlyLongName Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg]]? (Allegedly it means "I fish on my side, you fish on your side, nobody fish in the middle," but that's just an urban myth from the 1920s. TheOtherWiki says it means [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Chaubunagungamaug "Englishmen at Manchaug at the fishing place at the boundary."]])
*** That's why locals, among themselves at least, refer to it as Lake Webster.
* Keokuk, Iowa
* [[GroinAttack Kiek in de Kök]], Tallinn, Estonia
* Kokomo, Indiana. Sadly, nothing like the BeachBoys song.
* Kola Superdeep Borehole, Russia (which happens to be in the ''Murmansk Oblast'')
* Kush (now known as the less funny but still so "Sudan")
* Lahaina, Hawaii
* Lackawanna, New York
* Lajitas, Texas [[ItsPronouncedTroPay (La-HE-tahs)]] and its neighbor Terlingua.
* Lake Merrimu
* Lake Minnetonka [[PurpleRain (where you have to purify yourself)]]
* Lake Okeechobee
* Lake Titicaca
** To the point where ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' had an ''entire song'' about it - just because, as the Warners put it [[IJustLikeSayingTheWord "we really like saying its name!"]]
** [[EarthTheBook "The 'Uranus' of Lakes!"]]
*** The best part is that it crosses many language barriers, as "caca" means the same thing in most Romance languages. So the Spanish conquistadors much have just kept the name because it was so funny. It's actually for this reason that chocolate took awhile to catch on (not great marketing when something brown comes from the cacao plant. Hey there! Try this tasty liquidy brown stuff! It comes from the poop plant!)
* Lake Winnipesaukee (''WhatAboutBob'')
** Lake Made-Of-Winnipesaukee!
* Liechtenstein
* Lizard Lick, North Carolina
* Ljubljana, capital of Slovenia
* Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales
* Loachapoka, Alabama ([[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loachapoka,_Alabama another real place]], pronounced "low-cha-POKE-ah")
* Los Banos, California
** From the same place, Los Gatos. Yes, "The Cats" (probably from the local mountain lions). Spanish missionaries were creative ones.
* Lucky Slap, Angus, Scotland
* Luxembourg
* Manly, NSW, Australia, home of the [[RugbyLeague Manly Sea Eagles]].
* Medicine Hat, AB Canada
* Meat Camp, North Carolina
* Mill Plain Boulevard, Vancouver, Washington
* Minnehaha Falls, Minneapolis, Minnesota
* Mississippi
** Pascagoula, Mississippi
* Monkey Mia, WA, Australia
* Moose Factory, ON Canada
** Similarily, Kostroma Moose Farm, Russia. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Exactly what it sounds like]], but still funny.
** Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan CA
* Moose Lake, Minnesota
* Muff, County Donegal, Ireland
* UsefulNotes/NagornoKarabakh, [[strike: Azerbaijan]] [[strike: Republic of Artsakh]] [[RuleOfCautiousEditingJudgment It's Complicated...]]
** Oh, come on, it's only recognized by Russia anyway.
* Nempnett Thrubwell, England
* Nicaragua
* Nizny-Novgorod, Russia
** And for that matter Novgorod.
* Ngorongoro, Tanzania
* Nob End, Lancashire, England
* Nome, Alaska
* Normal, Illinois
** Oblong, Illinois (hence the headline "Normal man marries oblong woman")
* Norway, or is that just me?
** [[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob Forget Norway!]]
* Okefenokee Swamp, Georgia
* Oktemberyan, Armenia
* Olongapo, Philippines (Known to anyone who's served in the [[YanksWithTanks US Navy's]] Pacific Fleet as the host city of U.S. Naval Base Subic Bay)
* Oonadatta, SA, Australia
* Opa-Locka, Florida
* Orlando, Florida.
* Orly, France ([[OminousOwl "NO WAI!"]])
* Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
** In fact, Burkina Faso itself is a pretty funny name.
* [[Studio60OnTheSunsetStrip Pahrump, Nevada]]
* Relating back to funny animals, Penguin, TAS, Australia
* Peculiar, Missouri
** Allegedly named because the first two or three names submitted for the town were already in use elsewhere in the state; they were reportedly told to "choose something peculiar".
* Pee-Pee Town
* Penistone, Yorkshire, England. ''Not'' pronounced how it looks, but with a short E. Suffers from the ScunthorpeProblem nevertheless.
* Perm, Perm Kial, Russia
* [[{{Peanuts}} Petaluma]], California
** [[ParrotExposition "Petaluma?"]]
* The River Piddle, England, near the towns of Puddletown, Tolpuddle, Piddlehinton, Piddletrenthide, Affpuddle, Briantspuddle and Turnerspuddle. How I love being British.
** And the demonym, Liverpudlian! (from Liverpool)
* [[RainbowPimpGear Pimp]][[PimpedOutCar erne]], Dorset, England. Just let that imagery simmer for a little while.
* Pismo Beach, CA.
* Pollepel Island, New York.
* Pratts Bottom, London
* Primm, Nevada
* Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
** [[Film/GroundhogDay Gobbler's Knob]]
*** Knob means penis in English slang, which makes it even funnier.
* Qatar. Looks strange enough to English-speakers because it violates the q-u rule, but it's pronounced like "cutter".
** Made all the funnier by the fact that it also sounds like "catarrh".
* [[Radio/CabinPressure Qikiqtarjuaq]], Nunavut, Canada.
** How the heck do you pronounce that?
*** Badly.
* Ramsbottom, Lancashire, England.
* Regina, SK, Canada. Innocent enough if you don't know how to pronounce it (rhymes with 'vagina').
* Ringarooma, TAS, Australia
* Romanshorn, Switzerland (recently featured in ''IrregularWebcomic'')
* Santa Claus, Indiana
* Saratoga Springs, NY
* Saskatchewan, Canada, but that may be because of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd2e0Sv2J9k this song]].
** Also, nothing rhymes with Saskatchewan.
** Not to mention its biggest city, Saskatoon.
* Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England. (Possibly even funnier when [[ScunthorpeProblem rendered as "S!!!!horpe" by internet censorware]].)
** If pages related to it are not just blocked.
* [[TheSimpsons Seattle, WA]]
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint-Louis-du-Ha!_Ha!,_Quebec Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!]] PQ, Canada. Exclamation points and all.
* Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines (sadly, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasmuan,_Pampanga nerfed]])
* Sheboygan, Wisconsin
* Shitterton, Dorset, England. [[http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/shitterton-the-village-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-831420.html The village that dare not speak its name.]]
* Six Mile Bottom, Cambridgeshire, England [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Mile_Bottom (this is honestly a real place)]]
* Smackover, Arkansas [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smackover,_Arkansas]]
* Snohomish County, Washington
* South Kumminin, WA, Australia
* Sparta (or [[ThreeHundred SPAAAAAAAAARRTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!]])
* Stampersgat ("stomper's hole"), the Netherlands.
* Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England
* Tallahassee, Florida.
* Termonfeckin, County Louth, Ireland. "Feck" means "fuck" in Irish slang.
* Tierp, Sweden
* Timbuktu, Mali, Africa
** Which inspired the name of the OneHitWonder group Timbuk3 (of "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" fame)
* Tippecanoe, Indiana
** "Tippecanoe and [[UsefulNotes/JohnTyler Tyler]] too"
* Tittybong, Vic, Australia
* Tlaquepaque, Mexico
* Toad Suck Ferry (near Conway), Arkansas
* Toast, North Carolina
* Togo. Formerly the European colony Togoland.
* Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico
* Tuckahoe, Pennsylvania
* Truckee, California
* Tumbarumba, NSW, Australia
* Turkey Scratch, Arkansas (birthplace of Music/TheBand's Levon Helm)
* Tuskaloosa, Alabama
* Tuzigoot, Arizona (pronounced too-see-goot)
* Twatt, Shetland, Scotland
* Two Egg, Florida
* Upper Volta
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur Ur]] (not related to UrExample) and Uruk
* Uruguay (which is most certainly NOT pronounced "You are gay")
* Uryupinsk, Volgograd Oblast, Russia
* Useless Loop, WA, Australia
* Versailles, MO doesn't look so funny, but [[AdaptationDecay it's pronounced "versaylz"]].
* Vladivostok, Russia
* Vulcan, Alberta, Canada
* Wagga Wagga, Australia
* Wahoo, Nebraska
* Walla Walla, WA.
* Wanglik (AKA Hengli,) China
* Wankdorf Stadium, Bern, Switzerland, [[http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5901 Home of the Young Boys.]]
* Wanker's Corner, Oregon.
* Waterloo, either because of the -oo or the bathroom implications. Or both.
** ''WaterlooRoad''.
** Or the Music/{{ABBA}} song.
** [[Music/SpikeJones "Drip, drip, drip."]]
* Wawa, ON Canada
* Westward Ho!, Devon, England.
* Weed, CA. Mentioned earlier, but too briefly. They like to lampshade it, too: one of the town's mottoes is "Try ''legal'' Weed!"
* Wetumpka, Oklahoma
* Wetwang, England
* Whakatane, New Zealand
* What Cheer, Iowa.
* Windpassing, Austria.
* Winnipeg, MB Canada
* [[HaveIGotNewsForYou Wolverhampton, England]]. It doesn't seem like it'd be that funny, but believe me, it is.
* Wooloomooloo, Sydney, Australia. Yep, eight O's! And it's pronounced like "Woolly Mulloo", to boot.
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Do they happen to have a university?]]
* Woonsocket, Rhode Island (and South Dakota)
* Wooster, Ohio
* Wonthaggi, Australia (known locally as Wonni or The Thag, often depending on your [[PlaceWorseThanDeath opinion of the place]])
* Worms, Germany (famous in history for the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of_Worms Diet of Worms]])
* Yazoo City, Mississippi
* Yeehaw Junction, Florida
** Former name was Jackass Junction, Florida
* Yemen
** Joey from ''{{Friends}}'': [[GlobalIgnorance "It almost sounds like a real place!"]]
* Yonkers, New York ("What are Yonkers?")
* Yreka, California
* Zanzibar (and its fictional counterpart [[VideoGame/MetalGear2SolidSnake Zanzibar Land]], home of deadly poisionous Zanzibar hamsters).
* [[http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020109.html Zimbabwe]]
* [[http://www.pprune.org/jet-blast/206818-great-british-place-names.html It'd probably be easier to list the British hamlets whose names don't qualify.]]
* Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä, Finland
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[[folder:General]]
* Absquatulation
* [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/MoonbaseAlpha aeiou]]
* alfalfa
* {{antidisestablishmentarianism}} (often used in parodies of {{Spelling Bee}}s)
** [[{{Blackadder}} "Antidistibblincemin... Antimistilinstid... Anti-"distinctly-minty"..."]]
* antipope (it was a real job description at one point in time, when there were also two other popes)
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI Like a lion kills an antelope! Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe!]]
** If applied to a real Pope, does it explode?
** For that [[IncrediblyLamePun matter]], what about pasta and [[strike:antipasta]] antipasto?
* aplomb
* appendage
* artisanal, mainly for [[TheProblemWithPenIsland looking like the phrase]] "art is anal".
* [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd ass]]
** [[WebComic/{{xkcd}} ass-car]]
** Assclown
** [[BrentalFloss (balding)]] assface
** [[Series/{{Supernatural}} ass]][[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment butt]]
* autogyro
* avuncular
* [[WebComic/AxeCop baby]]
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald_Knobbers Bald Knobbers]]. Actually, not hailing from the town of Bald Knob.
** And they were first organized to fight the funny-named menace of bushwhackers.
* ballcock
* balls
-->"Hope Rob don't say balls nasty!"
-->[[TheDarkKnightReturns "Balls nasty."]]
** [[Anime/DragonBallZ They're inert]].
* ball washer
* Balzac
* barf
* [[{{Pewdiepie}} barrels]]
* bauble
* [[Anime/CowboyBebop bebop]]
* beige. Say it the way NicolasCage would.
* [[http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/12/03/funny-pictures-a-bendy-straw/ bendy straw]]
* [[RowanAndMartinsLaughIn "bippy"]][[note]] As in "you bet your sweet..."[[/note]]
* billion with [[Series/CosmosAPersonalVoyage emphasis on the "B"]]
* bimbo
* bladder (and gallbladder too)
** [[Manga/HidamariSketch Nutbladder]]
* blastocyst
** blastospore
** trophoblast
* blimp
** Zeppelin
* blog
* blubber
* blunderbuss
* boffo
* bog
* bogus
* bong
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 bonk]]
** Sound effect or euphemism, either way.
** see also boink.
*** Because [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Scientific Progress Goes Boink]].
* borborygmus
* bosom
* boy
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Mah boi]].
* bozack
* [[BrainFood braaaaaaaains]]
** medulla oblongata
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subarachnoid_space subarachnoid space]]
** superchiasmatic nucleus of the anterior hypothalamus
* ''Series/BrassEye''
** The title itself, and every last one of its made-up words and character names.
* brobdingnagian (started off as a fictional word from ''Gulliver's Travels'', meaning someone from the giant island of Brobdingnag; now an actual dictionary word meaning "large")
* bubble
* bug
* bulbous bouffant
* [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Bullywug]]
** [[WesternAnimation/DungeonsAndDragons "I'm telling you the Bullywugs are coming!"]]
** Flumph
** bum
* bumming
* [[TheImportanceOfBeingEarnest Bunbury]]
* bunion
* [[BeavisAndButthead bunghole]], and yes, it's a real word. Generally, a bung is any hole you pour stuff out of (heh heh), but it's mostly used in reference to wine barrels. The bunghole is the hole you put the cork in.
* burble
** babble burble banter bicker brouhaha balderdash ballyhoo...it's all talk: [[KingCrimson Back Talk]]
* butt
** Also, any of the other words used in ''[[http://www.ferin.com/words.mp3/ Bulbous Bouffant]]'' by The Vestibules (warning: link contains sound)
** Try and say the phrase [[ScunthorpeProblem "President Abraham Lincoln was buttbuttinated by an armed buttailant"]] and not break into fits of laughter.
** butler
*** buttle
** ButtMonkey
** Butt-pirate
*** Also known as Arse-bandit
** buttress
*** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb "I]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext don't give a flying buttress."]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender "We just like]] [[HehHehYouSaidX buttresses."]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Postal}} buttsauce]]
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy buttscratcher]]
*** mmmmmmmBUTT-SCRATCHAAAAAA??
**** mmBUTT-SCRATCHAAAA!!
** butt-touch
** Butt as a prefix to just about anything is hilarious. Just try going through the list at Urban Dictionary without cracking up.
*** Buttfurious. Anally devastated. Rectally wrecked.
* buttery (this adjective can be combined with anything)
* [[AllDesertsHaveCacti cactus]]
* callipygian (a SophisticatedAsHell way of saying "DAT ASS")
* cantankerous
* cattywampus (or catawampus)
* caucus
* caulk
* chainsaw
* cheat
* cillia
* claven
** [[OhGodWithTheVerbing glavin]]
** [[{{Cheers}} Clavin]]
* ''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Clavicus majorus]]''
* cloaca (RobinWilliams's favorite word, according to Series/InsideTheActorsStudio)
** [[LoreSjoberg Lore Sjöberg]] [[http://badgods.com/mm-leprechaun.html likes it too.]]
** Judging by how often [[QuestionableContent Yelling Bird]] talks about his, it's quite probable that Jeph Jacques feels the same way.
** [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls Also, Clavicus Vile.]]
* cockamamie
* cock, as in a hill.
** cock-of-the-walk (or simply "cock"; a rooster)
* cockle
** [[NurseryRhyme "cockleshells"]]
* cockpit
* cocksure
* condom, when pronounced with a British accent
* copacetic
* cosine (DaveBarry's favorite word for poking fun at math teachers)
* cowpoke
* [[GroinAttack crotch]]
** On a related note, say "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/disastrous-attempts-at-creative-sex-ed/ crotch pox]]" without giggling. I dare you.
* cuckold
* Cuisinart
* [[MoreDakka dakka]]
** [[PacMan wakka wakka!]]
** [[TheMuppetShow wocka wocka wocka]]!
* [[BlackComedy dead]]
* debenture
* defenestrate. Partly because of the word itself, and partly because it means "to throw someone/something out a window."
** Which is why teaching about the all-important [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague Second Defenestration of Prague]] can be so difficult. How can you take the fact that people freaked out so much that they took to throwing people out windows seriously? (It started the UsefulNotes/ThirtyYearsWar, so it's pretty SeriousBusiness.)
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEcZtunL3yg derp]]
** herpy derp
* dexterous
* [[Memes/{{Advertising}} diabeetus]]
* [[ToiletHumor diarrhea]], which was ironically rated as one of the prettiest sounding words by non-English speakers.
** Although probably not so funny if you've actually suffered from it.
* dickbutt
* dickey ([[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy "They still make those?"]])
* dickweed
* dillweed
** "...So, in the words of A. A. Milne, '[[{{Friends}} Get out of my chair, ''dillhole''.]]'"
* dingleberry
* dingus
* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames din]][[YoutubePoop ner]]
* diphthong
* dipstick (what you use to measure how much oil a car has)
* discombobulated
* [[CopyProtection dongle]]
* donniker
* [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom Doom]], [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} doom]], and [[InvaderZim doom]].
* doppelgänger (yes, it comes from German, but in English it's another way of saying "Evil twin")
* [[DorkTower do]][[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy rk]]
* douchebag
** Douchenozzle
* dowel
** [[HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw Haha! Cookies on dowels.]]
* {{Dracula}}
* duodenum, jejunum
* dung (it's [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus brown and sounds like a bell]])
* [[BarkleyShutUpAndJamGaiden dunk]]
* [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame dwarf]]
** [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress dorf]]
* [[VideoGame/TheOregonTrail dysentery]]
* ego
** SmallNameBigEgo
* ejaculate
** on a related note, ejecta
* endoplasmic reticulum
** Golgi apparatus
* epidermis - it sounds dirty to grade schoolers; "your epidermis is showing". Say it to anyone who you think won't know any better.
** [[TheSimpsons "You see, epidermis means your hair. So technically it's true."]]
* epididymis - It's part of the male reproductive system, so it's even sort of dirty.
* epiglottis
* [[Franchise/StarWars ewok]]
* face, and anything that happens to it, especially, for some reason, if it's violent. This is why comedic characters [[NotInTheFace don't want to be hit there]].
* fart
* fartlek
* fatuous (as in [[{{Film/Lincoln}} "You fatuous nincompoop!"]])
* feckless
* feet
* fickle
* filibuster
* finger
** C'mon; As a noun, it's a simple, everyday word describing in non-silly and non-vulgar language one of our most important body parts. As a verb, it means manual sex. And now, you're going to think of that the next time you hear the word.
*** Unless you're in a marching band or similar, where "finger through your part" is a perfectly reasonable command from the guy on the podium. We're well aware of the irony.
*** College bands tend to lose even the last bit of clarification and just say "everyone finger your parts". [[LowestCommonDenominator Expect the saxes to take this literally every time]].
** ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': "They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing."
*** Oh, there they go.
*** Made even funnier by "fing" being the Hungarian word for "fart".
** Creator/DemetriMartin: "It's funny how 'fingerpuppets' sounds okay as a noun..."
** Combined with the above to create "Pull my finger"
** Also used to refer to "Looking over someone's stats" in MU* . As in: "Jesus + fingered you".
*** All guitarists know the dangers of [[ItMakesSenseInContext breaking a g-string while fingering a minor.]]
* flabbergasted
* flaccid
* flagon
* flange
** flange lubricator
* flatus/flatulence
* flibbertigibbet
* floccinaucinihilipilification
** The longest nontechnical word in the English language. And it actually means nothing ([[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/floccinaucinihilipilification sort of]]).
* floss
* flotilla
* fluffy
* [[SuddenlySusan foibles]]
* follicle
* fork
-->[[Film/MysteryMen "Your boy's a limey fork-flinger, Mother. What 'will' the bridge club say?"]]
* Franchise/{{Frankenstein}}
** [[Film/YoungFrankenstein Fronkensteen]]
* frick
** And [[Series/BattlestarGalacticaReimagined frak]], [[Series/{{Farscape}} frell]], and, all from ''Franchise/StarWars'', kriff, [[HoYay frotz]] farkle, [[ADateWithRosiePalms frap]], [[OverlyLongGag ferglutz, frag, ferg, and frizz]]. But my favorite are Ben Skywalker saying "We're boned." and "Lubed if I know." If not for ''Legacy'', I'd think he'll need to have a [[ComingOutStory talk]] with his father soon.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucitol fucitol]]
* fulcrum
* fungus
* fustilarian
* gargle
* gargoyle
* [[TheSmurfs Gargamel]]
* gasoline
* [[http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.html gazebo]]
** Even funnier if pronounced [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner "gaze beau"]]
* gazumping
* giblets
* (appropriately) giggle
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy giggity]]
* gimp
* [[TheGlomp GLOMP!]]
* gnome
* goblin
* goggle (including [[MyImmortal Professor McGoggle]])
* {{Gonk}}
* gonorrhea
* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker G]][[TheMuppetShow on]][[{{GONZO}} zo]]
** Even funnier in the phrase [[Creator/HunterSThompson gonzo journalism]].
* gormless
* gourd
* [[Creator/MontyPython Gorn]]
* {{Glee}}
* [[TheWhitestKidsUKnow Grapist]]
* gremlin
* grommet
* guano
* gumption
* [[Comicbook/{{Doom}} guts]]
* half-baked
* harpies/herpes
* the Hawley-Smoot Tariff
* highfalutin
* hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (the fear of overly long words)
* hobnob
* hogwash
* [[TheAreasOfMyExpertise hobo]], or indeed, [[TheLateLateShow hoboes]].
* hoity-toity
* ''[[Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace Homo erectus]]''
** Guess what? A famous gay bar in Brussels is named like this. They had it coming.
* hornswoggled
* [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Horribifuckus]]
* Hottentot
* [[Literature/HarryPotter Hufflepuff]]
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}} Huggbees]]
** ''[[RunningGag HUGGBEES!!]]''
* [[Literature/AChristmasCarol humbug]]
* hurdy-gurdy
* idiot (Pronounced IYYYY-DYOT)
** [[RenAndStimpy YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!!!]]
* [[Literature/OneHundredYearsOfSolitude iguana]]
* inexplicably (this one gets bonus points for both sounding funny ''and'' having an implicitly hilarious definition)
* innuendo (it's an example of itself)
* [[MixAndMatchCritters jackalope]]
* [[TheAllegedCar jalopy]]
* Jam (A favorite word of EddieIzzard)
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Jarate]]
* [[GoodNewsWeek jet sparrow]]
** [[Anime/DigimonXrosWars Shoutmon + Jet Sparrow]]
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner jibblie]]
** [[RunningGag A-JIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIIIiiieeee...]]
** StudioGhibli
* [[MemeticMutation jimmies]]
* jingo (including ''Discworld/{{Jingo}}'')
* jockstrap
* John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
* joint
* [[SpaceMutiny Kalgan]]
* Kaputnik. (Actually "Sputnik" itself sounds sort of funny.)
* Klopman, as in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klopman_Diamond the Klopman Diamond]], which, as one beautiful lady found out to her dismay, comes with a [[DontExplainTheJoke terrible curse]]. (Used as a RunningGag on GarfieldAndFriends).
* [[Series/JeevesAndWooster knees]]
* knickers
* knobby knees
* [[PrinceOfSpace Krankor]]
* Krebs Cycle
* lagomorph
* lacquer, and by extention, lacquer thinner
* lallation (Ironically, it describes the inability to make the "L" sound. How cruel!)
* lepton
* lesbian (Go on, try it--preferably loudly. LESBIAN!)
** As in one Boston Legal episode, where Alan gets an entire conference room to chorus "LESBIAN!" just to annoy Brad.
** [[TheGoldenGirls What's funny about that? Wasn't Danny Thomas one?]]
* lickety-split
* [[WebVideo/JacksFilms liginamite]]
* lingum (A copper necklace worn by Mesopotamian priests, in the shape of a dong.)
* Linoleum
** And linolenic acid.
* LOL, appropriately given what it means.
** Similarly, ROFL and ROFLMAO when pronounced as actual words.
*** WTF? OMG!!!
*** ROFLMAO-TSE-TUNG
*** "My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi..."
* [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness loquacious]]
** [[ComicStrip/{{Asterix}} "I'll be loquacious all right! I'll loquace like no one ever loquaced before!"]]
* lozenge
* luggage
** It's what you ''lug''.
* macropterous (thank you PennyArcade!)
* [[DwarfFortress magma]]
* malaise
* manly, or man- as a prefix (as in [[Series/{{Dollhouse}} man-reaction]])
** Manbag, Mangina, Manboobs.
** [[Anime/CowboyBebop Man Faye]]
** "[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Man tits,]] [[WesternAnimation/ThePebbleAndThePenguin AWAY!]]"
* [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Mahogany.]]
** But not just any mahogany! Mahogany from the trees of planet Malchior 7! Where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire!
*** ...[[VerbalTic Mahogany.]]
* Mansquito
* masterpiece
* [[MyImmortal masticate]]
* matriculate
* mauve
* [[http://www.boardgamegeek.com/ Meeple]]
* Menards
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a83PLYXqiIk Meow]].
* [[TheyMightBeGiants Mesopotamian]]
* Midget.
* millinillion (that's 10^3003)
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohorovicic_discontinuity Mohorovicic discontinuity]]
* [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingalongBlog moist]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Moist von Lipwig]]
* [[HighClassGlass monocle]]
* monopoly
* mop
* [[TheEyeOfArgon mrifk]]
* mukluk
* [[GodDamnedBats Murloc]]
* mushroom
* muumuu
* [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=106473 nabob]]
* nadir
* {{Nerf}}
* niblets
** [[Franchise/HannahMontana Sweet niblets!]]
* nipple
** [[ABitOfFryAndLaurie Nippl-e]].
* noisome, which means smelly.
* [[{{Noob}} n00b]]
* nosegay
* nostril
* nubbin
* [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Nude]], either [[TheLeagueOfGentlemen with]] or [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce without]] the diphthong
* nugget
* nunchuck
* oblong
* Ogopogo, which is even more fun because it's a palindrome.
* ointment
* onomatopoeia
** onomatopoeic
* orifice
* [[KidIcarus Palutena]] (actually a misromanzation of "Parthena", but has since become the official English spelling of her name)
* pamprodactyly
* pancreas
** As aptly demonstrated by the Beach Boys pastiche "Pancreas" on Weird Al Yankovic's 2006 CD ''Straight Outta Lynwood''.
** [[Anime/ExcelSaga "Ow, my pancreas!"]]
* [[http://www.healthbolt.net/2006/12/20/232-star-wars-lines-improved-by-substituting-the-word-pants/ pants]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRq1nqkmCtE&feature=related Nice pants.]]
** And on that subject, [[VideoGame/ApeEscape Monkey Pants]].
** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner "Some would say 'in my pocket'. I choose to say 'in my pants']].
*** [[http://hrwiki.org/wiki/pants We could go on.]]
* pantaloons
* [[PantyShot panties]] (''Anatomy of a Murder'' even lampshades this)
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus "Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, panties... I'm sorry..."]]
* pantyhose
* parcheesi
* peacock
* pianist
* peewee
* [[TheLeagueOfGentlemen pegs]]
* penis ([[http://xkcd.com/95/ "HAHA, PENIS"]])
** [[YouTubePoop pingas]]
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 PAINIS]]
** phallus
* [[VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} peon]]
* persnickety
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Pfargtle]]
* phlegm
* philatelist
* piano
** Pianist, due to it sounding like 'penis'.
* piblokto
* [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]]
** Often used by Chelsea Handler on her show as a reference to a woman's private parts, thus ensuring that nobody aware of this will watch ''Anime/{{Pokemon}}'' in quite the same way ever again (although she spells it "Peekachoo").
* pimp - There's just something about the short I + M + double P that gets me. A high school friend would once torture me to distraction by saying "pimpin' pope" and sending me into paroxysms of laughter.
* pipsqueak
* piscene
* philtrum (It's that little groove in the middle of your upper lip, just under your nose.)
** Not [[TheImpossibleQuiz Psychadelic Boogiechild?]]
* plinth
* [[Literature/BraveNewWorld pneumatic]]
* Plumbum, the Latin word for lead.
* plump
* pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' made the mistake of abbreviating this 45-letter word to "pneumonoconiosis," but its definition of this as "a disease miners get" is priceless)
* [[VideoGame/CommanderKeen pogo]]
* polyp
** Not if you have to get one removed (or worse yet, if it can't be removed)...
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner polymascotfoamalate]]
* ponce
* Pond.
* poop
* [[ThePope Pope]]
** Popemobile
*** Papalmover!
*** ANYTHING-mobile is pretty funny, actually
* popery (rarely used, but incredibly funny)
** Papist is kind of a funny word too, if still kind of offensive. Come on. Say it.
* porn
* [[SayonaraZetsubouSensei pororoca]]
* power cycle
* pox
* punch
* puppet
* Series/{{quark}} (the particle is named after one of the many made-up words in ''Literature/FinnegansWake'')
* [[WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether queef]]
* quid
* '''[[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou RAM CROTCH!!!!]]'''
* Recidivist
* rhombus, or rhomboid (what makes it funny...is it the [[IncrediblyLamePun Rh factor]]?)
* [[TheFinalSacrifice Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower.]]
* rubber dinghy
** Hell, both "rubber" and "dinghy" are just as funny separately.
* rubbish
* rucksack
* ruckus
* [[ProblemSleuth rump]]
* Rumplestiltskin
* rumpus room
* sackbut (a musical instrument similar to the trombone)
* sacroiliac
* savvy
* scabies
* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar schist]] (as in [[BigApplesauce Manhattan schist]])
* schwa
* scoliosis
* scrotum (not '''that''' inherently amusing, but when abbreviated to the first syllable ''only''...)
** scrote (a British insult based on the above)
* sebaceous
** sebum, "[[{{Rifftrax}} the dirtiest non-dirty word there is]]"
* [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy sextant]]
* shagpile
* sheeple - See "meeple," above.
* shenanigans
* shimmying
* [[Theatre/TheMusicMan shipoopi]]
* shuttlecock (the thing you use in Badminton)
* skinnamarink
* sleaze
* [[Webcomic/SluggyFreelance Slorddly]]
* [[{{Squick}} smegma]]
* [[Literature/GoodOmens smite]]
* [[BloomCounty snugglebunnies]]
* [[{{Deadpool}} spatula]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY Spatula City!]] [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Spatula City!]] [[Film/{{UHF}} Spatula City!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb "I.. know... what.... we're.... going.... to do...]] '''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb spatula!]]''' [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Oh,]] ''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb today.]]'' [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb I really should have known that from the context. Oh, here's another one. Hey... where's.....]] '''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb spatula!]]''' [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Oh, context again."]]
* [[{{Metroid}} Spazer]]
* spelunk (as [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Calvin]] demonstrates, it makes a good onomatopoeia for throwing a rock into a body of water)
** {{Spelunky}}
** spelunker
* sphincter ([[WaynesWorld "Asphinctersayswhat?"]])
* splanchnic
* [[{{Catscratch}} Splee]]
* [[UselessSpleen spleen]]
** ''[[NoMoreHeroes "My spleen!"]]''
** [[InvaderZim AAUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! MY SPLEEEEN!!!]]
** [[GangsOfNewYork "The liver!" "The heart!" "THE SPLEEN!!"]]
*** "My squeedlyspooch!"
** It's doubly funny when used in the phrase "venting one's spleen", which sounds like something [[{{Squick}} really gross]].
* {{spork}}
** sporf - a combination of spoon, fork and knife
* sporran
* spunk
* squalid
* {{Squee}}
* squeegee
* {{squick}}
* squirm
* [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo squishy]]
* Sticklebricks
** They make a fabulous backscratcher too!
* stickler
* sundry
* Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
* supercilious (not in any way to be confused with "super silly", it means "arrogant superiority")
* swag
** [[NonePiece "You got the stuff?" "Yeah I got some swaaaaag for ya!"]]
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 SWORD VAN]]
* syllogism
* syphilis
* {{syzygy}}
* tarnation
* teepee
* thingamajig
* thrice
* thwart and all variations (thwarted, thwarting, etc.)
* titillate
* tittle (the dot at the top of a lowercase I or J)
* [[http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=4293 titular]]
* [[VideoGame/HotelMario toaster]] (especially if it shoots ProjectileToast)
* [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate Torgo]]
* trampoline
* tree
** George, George, WesternAnimation/GeorgeOfTheJungle, WatchOutForThatTree
** [[Disney/BrotherBear I spy something... green.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaQ7Kfg9Us Tree.]]
* triangular (but only when pronounced with a broad "a")
* [[HatShop tri]][[VideoGame/ChzoMythos lby]]
* {{Troll}}
* trope ([[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife if you've been hanging out here long enough]])
* trousers
* trundle
* truss
** [[HelloCheeky Hannigan's truss boutique]]
* [[{{Lemon}} tumescence]]
* turban
* turgid
** turgidity
* tutee (someone being taught by a tutor)
* [[TheMarxBrothers tusks]]
* twee
* udder
* ukelele
* ululate
* underpants
** Ken Keeler, one of the head writers of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', declared that the word underpants is 20% funnier than the word underwear.
** Perhaps this is due to the fact that the term "pants" is also quite funny.
* ungulate ("a hoofed mammal", though it would make a darn fine verb as well)
* unguent
** "[[{{Fargo}} Unguent! I need unguent..."]]
* [[UranusIsShowing Uranus]]
* Urectum
* urinal
** urinal cakes are also much more hilarious than just regular cakes
* uvula (the funny-looking thing that dangles at the back of the mouth)
** [[SaturdayNightLive "Dear Sis: It'll behoove ya to care for your uvula."]]
* varlet
* vestigial
* vegetable (Cite: Edmund Blackadder declaring himself to be "[[TitleDrop the Black]]...Vegetable", the name "[[Manga/{{Naruto}} Land of Vegetables]]". QED.)
* [[Memes/{{Advertising}} Volcanicityyyyyyyy]]. Of course, it's a known fact that Matt Berry can make ''anything'' sound funny. Including the word "[[Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace customer]]".
* voluptuous
* vulva
* wacky
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner wad]]
* [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins waddle]]
** Or even [[TheFastShow Chris Waddle]]
* [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Wankel rotary engine]]
* [[{{Kismet}} wazir]]
* [[BlandNameProduct WcDonald's]]
** [[LookAroundYou cDonald's Theorem]]
* weenie
* welshp
* wenus
* [[FauxtivationalPoster whaargarbl]]
* whirligig
* whatchamacallit
* Widdly Scuds?
* wiener
** [[Film/WelcometotheDollhouse Wiener Dog]]!
* wiggle
* {{Wii}}
* [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Wrinklefucker]]
* wizard
* [[Franchise/StarWars Womp Rat]] (am I spelling that right?)
* [[TheWoobie Woobie]]
* Woy Woy
* Wumpus
* Wuzzle
* [[Narm/StarWars youngling]]
* yurt
* ziggurat
* zaftig
* zamboni
** Almost sounds like a Russian Bond villain, doesn't it? "You'll never get away with this, Zamboni!"
* Anything made up by Creator/SpikeMilligan (''TheGoonShow'', for example, got a lot of mileage from "Ying tong iddle i po".)
* InherentlyFunnyWords can quickly derail a spelling bee:
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWJ3UlW3C50 Sardoodledom]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzrNWPul9E Numnah]]
* Say it with me: [[Film/MaryPoppins Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!]]
** Homaged and made funnier by WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's review of ''Batman and Robin''. How bad was it? Only one word could describe it: "Iiiiiit's super-crap-a-fuck-a-rif-ic-ex-pi-al-a-bull-shit!"
[[/folder]]

!!By language

[[folder:Celtic languages]]
* '''Welsh:'''
** Newyddion
** Nodwedd
** Llandudno
** Aberdovey. Sounds lovely, doesn't it?
** Not to mention that "penguin", [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins one of the funniest of them all]], originally derives from Welsh.
** [[OverlyLongName Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch]] (punchline in a few films, like ''{{Barbarella}}''). [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNN3Cpnur1k Here is how you pronounce it.]]
** Eisteddfod
** Ystradgynlais (aka "why strangle us")
*** It's said "Us-Truh-GUN-lice".
** Bangor
** Abbeycwmhir
** Popty-ping (colloquial term for "microwave")
** Pili-pala ("butterfly")

* '''Irish:'''
** Scoite
** [[SimpleStaff Shillelagh]]

* '''Scottish'''
** [[ForeignQueasine Haggis]]
** Hogmanay (Slang for "New Years Eve)
** Wee (small)
** Neap (turnip, slang for idiot)
** Bahookie (A person's backside)
** Och (Oh)
** Tattie (Potato)
** And a great number of English words [[FunetikAksent spoken in the native accent]] (Aboot, Oot, Canne, Dinnae, etc.)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Yiddish]]
* Anything in [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage Yiddish]], or sounding ''like'' Yiddish, even (Note that about half of the examples are either Hebrew and German words, or very close to them. Yiddish practically mishes the rediculoucy of those two languages and takes it aup to eleven):
** AlterKocker
** blech (a metal sheet you place on your heated stove to keep food warm, especially during [[UsefulNotes/{{Judaism}} Shabbos]])
** bupkis
** cockamamie
** --dik, a common suffix which turns certain words into humorous ones. It's the Yiddish version of the German --dig, and it means "of a kind". For instance, food that is Kosher for Passover is pesachdik, which sounds filthy when you say it.
** ferkokter
** [[Magazine/{{MAD}} fershlugginer]]
** hoohah,
** veeblefetzer
** ganef
** [[RushHour gefilte fish]]
** gevalt
** kabosh
** [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=167645&title=daily/colbert-renounce kreplach]]
** kvetch
** matsess
** meshuggenah
** paskudnyik
** nogoodnik
** plotz
** putz
** schlemiel
** schlemazel
** schlepp
** schlong
** schmaltz
** schmegege
** schmuck
*** Which just happens to literally mean "[[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch penis]]". [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle Now You Know.]] [[BottomOfTheBarrelJoke Then again, that meaning probably just makes it funnier]].
*** That's how it evolved to its present meaning: "Oh, you think you're so big? Big shmig! You're just a little shmuck."
** schnook
** schnorer
** schvitz
** shmooze
** shpilkis
** tuchus
** verklempt
** vershpuket
** The classic and incredibly useful "Oy vey!"
** The word "Yiddish" itself.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:other Germanic languages (minus English)]]
* '''Afrikaans:'''
** Aardvark- literally "earth pig"
** (my personal favorite) Free Sample = Gratis Monster (Gratis pronounced Hratis)
** Hell, "Afrikaans" itself is pretty funny.
** Trying listening to someone with an Afrikaans accent speak English. They sound like some sort of mutant who bounces between Australia, the UK, and some alternate dimension on business regularly.
** For other examples, see the entire of the film Film/{{District 9}}.
*** For a further, greater example, see Lethal Weapon: "But... You're blick!"
** Klipspringer

* '''Dutch:'''
** tentoonstelling
** sokken
** pannekoek
** daarna
** zeehond
** varken
** telefoon
** nieuw
** kinnesinne

* '''[[GermanLanguage German]]:'''
** Achtung
*** !
**** !!!
***** Gesundheit!
** Arschgeige
** [[VideoGame.TeamFortress2 Dummkopf]]
** Lederhosen
*** funny word for a funny garment
** [[KillItWithFire Flammenwerfer]]
** Pritschenwagen ("pickup truck", which is pretty funny itself)
** Wolpertinger, a mythical creature that is itself meant to be frightening but, seeing as it's a bunny rabbit with large antlers, ends up as adorable
** Kaninchen. In other words, a li'l fluffy bunneh!
*** Karnickel, a regional term for the same li'l bunneh! (But it is better because it has more k's!)
** Gegenüber
** Kampfflugzeug
** Kofferraumdeckel
** Kugelschlepper
** Mannschaft (which is simply the word for "team" but [[FreudWasRight sounds dirty]])
*** "Ich spiele gern mit meinen Mannschaft, jeden tag."
** Schwanz ("tail"; in slang it can mean what you think Mannschaft means)
** Ochsenschwanzsuppe (ox tail soup, but considering what the word above can mean...)
** Schnurrbart
** Dick (it means "thick" in the measurement-and-body-shape-senses)
** Schlange ("snake")
*** And a rattlesnake is a Klapperschlange! Which actually means basically the same thing, but is funnier.
** Siebenfacher Sonnenkreis (OK, so it's two words, but this phrase from ''Theatre/TheMagicFlute'' never fails to crack me up)
** Spinnenfinger ("spider fingers", unattactively long (often cold) fingers, that look like spiderlegs; especially funny if spoken in a Hessian dialect)
** Ausfahrt (highway exit)
** Gegengegangen
** Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. [[http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizit%C3%A4tenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft Longest-published word in the language,]] at 79~80 letters (nowadays, it would be written with a ''triple'' F).
*** [[CompletelyMissingThePoint FFF]]
** Ananas (pineapple, not bananas)
** Schmetterling (Butterfly. Interestingly, "schmettern" means to strike hard/violently)
** Schnauzer
** Schwippschwager (The brother in law of your brother or sister in law)
** Und (and), if said in the [[Film/YoungFrankenstein right]] [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome way]].
** Wienerschnitzel
** Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung ("speed limit")
** [[VideoGame/QuestForGlory Pferdefedern]] (literally, "horse feathers")
** Dirndl
** packen
** kaputt (which has been loaned to English)
** Mumpitz (which means something along the line of "balderdash")
** Ach!
** Vergnügt (pronounced "fair-gnyct." go ahead, try and say it without giggling.)
** Dudelsack, pronounced "doodle-zock". It means "bagpipe".
** Schmaltz
** Büstenhalter
** Pfannkuchen
** rumspringen
** Oddly enough, [[Theatre/AvenueQ schadenfreude]]. It means receiving pleasure at the pain of others.
** Fünfundfünfzig (Foonf-oont-foonf-zic. It means 55.)
*** See [[http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060209.html this]] ''{{Sheldon}}'' comic.
** Walpurgisnacht
*** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Except now it's also terrifying]]
** Schnupfen
** Besteckschublade
** vollgepfropft ("choked up")
** Spargel (Asparagus) (Pronounced "schpargel")
** Schweinhund
** hauptbahnhof
** jodeln ("to yodel" -- remember that J is pronounced as Y)
** Eichhörnchen (squirrel. This word is very hard to pronounce correctly if German isn't your first language. Try to say it several times in a row and not laugh.)
** Fagott (bassoon -- the accent goes on the second syllable)
*** Fagott?! Mein Gott!
** Zweitterion, a type of organic molecule.
** Kartofflewaffle
** Klappspaten

* '''Swedish'''
** Basically, anything at IKEA. One particular example, appleflarn, an oat cookie with [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin apple pieces baked in]].
** Another one is Malm. You can't say it without lapsing into meditation speak. Mallllllmmmmmmm
** 'Fart' means 'speed', as in 'velocity'. There are roadsigns in Sweden with words such as 'Infart', 'Utfart', 'Påfart' and 'Avfart'. [[CaptainObvious In]] = [[ShapedLikeItself In]]. Ut = Out. På = On. Av = Off. Also, 'Cruise control' is 'Fartkontroll'.
** slut ("end"; pronounced "sloot")
** Rymdkapsel (space capsule)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Italic and Romance languages]]
* '''Latin:'''
** The pronoun hic, haec (pronounce [haik]), hoc. Also works if you're a Francophone, as "hic" is the onomatopoeia for hiccups in both French and English.
*** The ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}'' comics went to town with this -- every time they showed a drunk Roman, they'd use all three pronouns for his hiccups.
** Not to mention, the verb 'facio'. (And to go with imperatives- 'Dic me! Dic me!' It ought to have some indicators for long vowels, but not in our textbook...)
** ambulabamus ("We were walking")
*** In fact, any verb ending in -bimus, -bamus, -bimini or -bamini is funny.
** desideraverant ("They had desired")
** plumbum (lead)
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutunus_Tutunus Mutunus Tutunus]], a phallic marriage deity.
** superbum (superb)
** ignis fatuus

* '''French:'''
** bibliothèque (library)
** ennui
** escargot (snail)
** fromage (cheese)
** ménage
** caoutchouc, especially in the song [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PITnJAnmjqw Ça Plane Pour Moi]]
** pamplemousse (used as a running gag in the webcomic BobTheAngryFlower)
*** Used ''incorrectly'', nonetheless; "pamplemousse" actually means "grapefruit".
*** There's even a band that derives it's name from this word, though they change the spelling to Pomplamoose.
** poisson (fish), especially because of its closeness in spelling to "poison" (the French word for which is spelled identically to the English--and, yes, the pun is exploited in French editions of ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}'')
*** "Who poisoned the poisson?"
** poubelle
*** plus belle qu'une poubelle
** merde, even better because it means poop (as well as made famous by Creator/MontyPython).
** phoque, pronounced like a certain English F word (elementary school French class was never the same when they came up with that silly zoo program where you clicked on the animals, and all you could hear was "phoque", "phoque"...)
** quinze
** harpe, and since the h is silent, it makes someone saying sound as if they are trying some strange seal bark. Try continually saying "arp arp arp arp" with a French accent and not laugh.
** hockey, especially when "au" is used before it.
** calculatrice
** le fromage est mort parce que le chat est dans l'aspirateur or: the cheese is dead because the cat is in the vacuum cleaner.
** agrafeuse, the lovely word for stapler
** affiche, or "poster" used in the same way with a French accent
** concombre, or cucumber
** raplapla, meaning tired
** roploplo, usually used as plural, [[MostCommonSuperpower roploplos]]
** {{Nimportequi}}
** Beau tchoc (means "pretty bird" in Cajun French)
** Tractopelle (backhoe)
** feuille (Means leaf and is pronounced like an "f" with the "oo" from "good" combined with a "y" sound").
*** Actually, any word with an "euille" sound is funny. �il, �illeton, feuille, fauteuil...
** grenouille (frog). As with the former, any word that ends with "ouille" is funny. The fact that a common French vulgar word ends with this probably doesn't help.

* '''Spanish:'''
** chimichanga (a Mexican dish)
*** [[Selfdemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} DID YOU SAY CHIMICHANGAS?!]]
** chicharrón (fried pork rinds)
** hablaba (I/he/she/it spoke)
** trabajaba (I/he/she/it worked)
*** And by association, trabajábamos (we worked)
*** Any past imperfect conjugation of any verb ending in -ar really...
**** jugaba (I/he/she/it played)
**** Except the irregulars
** mundo (world)
** Me Puse (I have) When you pronounce it correctly, it sounds like a cat.
** mofongo (a Puerto Rican dish)
** bufanda (scarf)
** jipijapa (Panama hat)
** galimatías (gobbledygook)
** Perú, emú, cebú, anticucho (according to the -oo phonetics)
*** Ñandú. Seriously, try to say it with a straight face.
** marmota (groundhog)
** panza (belly)
** salchichas (sausages)
** By extension, most words with the suffix "-ito" and "-ita" as a diminutive ("pancita")
*** Not to mention you can repeat the diminutive as many times as you like for emphasis, thus something extremely small could be ''chiquitititititito" or "chiquitiquitiquitico"
** pie (foot) (pronounced PEE-eh)
** sacapuntas (pencil sharpener)
** equipaje (baggage). Say it out loud.
** catorce (fourteen)
** yuxtaponer (to juxtapose) and all its conjugations: yuxtapusiste, yuxtapuesto, yuxtaponga...
** cacahuate (Mexican Spanish for peanut)
** marmita (cooking pot)
** limpiaparabrisas (windshield wipers)
** poner, pongo (to put, I put)
*** And puse ("I put" in the past)!!! Meow, meow...
** pescado (fish)
** atún (tuna)
** pez globo (blowfish)
** facón (a sword carried by Argentinian cowboys)
** quizás (perhaps)... again, say it out loud.
** desafortunadamente (unfortunately)
** guacamolè (avocado-based dip)

* '''Italian:'''
** squillante
** Adverbs which are formed by adding the suffix "-mente" to present participles ending in "-ente". Particularly the word ''indipendentemente'' ("independently"). More so if you ''still'' haven't grasped its proper pronunciation.
** words ending in -otto: salsicciotto, bambolotto, orsacchiotto...
** words ending in -one: bombolone, provolone, polpettone...basically, most Italian word endings are inherently funny
** aiuola (flowerbed)
** arzigogolato (tortuous)
** sghiribizzo (whim)
** scarabocchio (scribble)
** pisello (pea, but also means "willy")
** patata (potato, but also a nickname for a certain female part)
** pappa (pap, baby food)
** pupù (poop)
** rimbambito (senile)
** trottolino (lively child)
** marmotta (groundhog)
** culetto (little butt)
** dondolo (swing)
** cuculo (cuckoo)
** abbiocco (fit of drowsiness)
** abitabilità (habitability)
** cocomero (watermelon)
** patatrac (a crashing sound)
** chiappe (butt cheeks)
** stronzio (strontium, but it sounds almost identical to an Italian insult. EVERYBODY will giggle if you mention it)
** coccoloso (cuddly)
** acciaccatura (a musical ornament)
** [[Music/BeastieBoys Aglio e Olio]] (pronounced Ah-lee-oh-lee-oh-lee-oh)

* '''Romanian:'''
** The surname of Romanian singer (of Hungarian ethnicity) [[http://www.radicalonline.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Daniela-Gyorfi.jpg Daniela]] [[http://www.click.ro/bbtcontent/clipping/CLIIMA20110926_0118/5.jpg Gyorfi]] has similar pronunciation with Romanian words for "rag" and "hooker". Add some scandal over her past love affairs and [[DudeNotFunny cue twenty years of rough jokes on her sex life]].
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[[folder:Japanese]]
* Japanese has a good bit of reduplication, usually used to indicate some degree of vagueness; there's even a character used to indicate repetition of the previous kanji (々). As such, you end up with words like 時々 "tokidoki" (sometimes, "time-time"), 黙々 "mokumoku" (mute, "silence-silence"), 中々 "nakanaka" (rather) or 我々 [[JapanesePronouns "wareware"]] (we "I-I").
* [[RozenMaiden desu]] - if you don't think it's funny, say it five times fast without giggling.
** kyuukyuusha (ambulance)
** [[Manga/TheWorldGodOnlyKnows shouboushaaa~]] (fire engine)
* Chikatetsu (subway)
* koko/soko/asoko (here/there/over there)
* demo (but)
* eeto (erh...), n, and other stopgaps and fillers
* In particular, "ano...," meaning "that..." is popular as well, sounds slightly dirty in English and IS dirty in Spanish.
* moshimoshi
* haha (mother) and chichi (father)
* aso, because if you say it the right way...
* chin - while still a body part, it's not in the same region as the english one.
** Try below the belt. Actually, almost any euphemism for a penis is Japanese is hilarious. There's at least twelve.
* Nobuatsu Aoki.
* baka (largely thanks to [[RanmaOneHalf Akane]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QleyNcziqc0 Tendo]])
* bukkake (the smart bomb of dirty words. First off, few people know what it is - those who don't go home and look it up..."AAAAAAAAAAGH!" It also has a totally clean alternate meaning as a style of noodle preparation. Plus, it's ridiculously fun to say). And it can also be easily confused with "{{Bokukko}}".
* Moshi moshi
* Yoshi
* [[GagBoobs Oppai]]
* bonkura
* "Cake" is pronounced as "ke-ki", or, coincidentally, "[[StarCraft KE KE KE KE]]".
* Itadakimasu (somewhat appropriately, sounds like "Eat a duck, we must")
* Nani?! Standard for any moe-blob.
* [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Dango]]
* [[FushigiYuugi No da!/Na no da!]]
** [[{{Tamayura}} na no de]]
* Gyūnyu (cow's milk)
* Washi (how old men say "I" or "me"). Try saying it in an old man's voice.
* -tachi, a collectivizing suffix for all the various gender- and age- specific ways to say "I" (ore/boku/atashi/watashi/etc.), which can add a humorous nuance beyond the meaning of "we" ("Ore-tachi"="we [tough guys]...")
** The word "tomodachi" was originally made by applying the collectivizing "-tachi" to the word "tomo" (friend), but nowadays this word also means a single friend. How to make a noun which explicitly means "a group of friends"? Well, of course, add the same suffix once more: "tomodachitachi"!
* [[http://gai-gin.com/comic_0124.shtml Seieki]].
* 若干 (jakkan), despite being more or less synonymous with ちょっと (chotto) or 少し (sukoshi), is considered more inherently funny.
* Atatakai - warmish
** Even more fun in past tense, "Atatakakatta"
* Uso. It means "Lie".
** Uso da! (Liar!)
* Midori means green and is insanely fun to say (though not as much as tokidoki)
* Wagamama (selfishness)
* {{Hikikomori}}, but probably not funny if you ''are'' one.
* Hito is 'person', while hitobito is 'people'.
* [[EarCleaning mimikaki]]
* Ninki (popular)
* Nonki (easy going. Trying it and the above in rapid succession.)
* Shishunki (puberty). Especially funny for Russian speakers when transliterated (using the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrillization_of_Japanese Polivanov system]]) as "сисюнки", which is dangerously close to the Russian word for "titties".
* konichiwa
* shiitake (as in the mushrooms)
** [[Series/TheCatherineTateShow "Shit ache mushrooms?!"]]
* Basically any by itself, especally "Pu" (see "Poo" above), and any other symbols ending in "U" (for the same reasons of he "oo" words).
* The sequence of numbers, 8-8-7-1 (hachi hachi nana ichi)
** Using the slightly less popular Japanese variation for "seven", the same sequence is "Hachi-Hachi-Shichi-Ichi.
* geso (squid tentacles for eating)[[note]]We have [[ShinryakuIkaMusume Ika Musume]] to thank for that, [[VerbalTic de geso.]][[/note]]
* sumo (a funny name for a funny sport)
* {{ninja}}
* Unputenpu (trusting something to chance). Fans of ''{{Kaiji}}'' will be familiar with this one.
* Kuuki versus Kukki: the first means "air," the second is the Japanese pronunciation of "cookie." [[HilarityEnsues You will get them mixed up.]]
** Similarly: chizu (map) vs. chiizu (cheese)
* Many Japanese ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' names qualify as this, with many of them being portmanteaus of existing words:
** Pikachu ([[{{Mondegreen}} "Pick a chew, any chew!"]])
** Fushigisou (Ivysaur)
** Shizarigā/Shizariger (Crawdaunt)
** Roobushin/Roopushin (Conkeldurr)
** Būbā/Boober (Magmar)
** Matadogasu (Weezing)
** Ragurāji (Swampert)
** Kekkingu (Slaking)
** Bosugodora/Bossgodora (Aggron)
** Mukuhōku (Staraptor)
** Rejigigasu (Regigigas; fun to say in English as well)
** Gigaiasu (Gigalith)
** Gamageroge (Seismitoad)
** Darumakka
** Hihidaruma (Darmanitan)
** Rankurusu (Reuniclus)
** Baibanira (Vanilluxe)
** Shikijika (Deerling)
** Mebukijika (Sawsbuck)
** Tamagetake (Foongus)
** Gigigiaru (Klinklang)
** Shibishirasu (Tynamo)
** Shibibīru (Eelektrik)
** Ononokusu (Haxorus)
** Genosekuto (Genesect)
* wakuwaku
* ojama
* [[http://tangorin.com/#general/mushi mushi]]
** Even better for Germans, because "Muschi" (pronounced the same) means "pussy" (in both the cat and the... non-cat sense). I once had to translate a threat along the lines of "from what stone did you crawl, worm" - growled in the best Yakuza voice the [[CoolTeacher teacher]] could manage, of course - and the moment he said "mushi", there was no holding back.
* Manga/{{Mushishi}}
* [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Sata Andagi!]]
* okonomiyaki
* Tokyo and Kyoto, especially if close together. ("Tokyo and Kyoto" itself can be pretty funny in Japanese - the Japanese word for "and" is "to")
* kabuki
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[[folder:Other Languages]]
* '''Aboriginal Australian languages:'''
** kookaburra
** Woop Woop. Yes, it's a place.
** kangaroo
** wallaby
** Toowoomba
** Woomera
*** Although what went on in the place of the same name is [[http://www.green.net.au/humpsnotdumps/woomera.htm considerably]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woomera_IRPC less funny]].
** Coonamble
** Wagga Wagga
** Goondiwindi
** didgeridoo
** Wollongong
** Wombat
** Bundanoon
** Tubbarubba

* '''Arabic:'''
** dhimmi ("people of the book", the term used in the Abbasid Caliphate to refer to followers of other Abrahamic religions)

* '''Armenian:'''
** apoosh (meaning fool)
** chezarmanak (meaning "don't be suprised")
** duduk
** saganakagoyn ([[TranslationYes brown]])

* '''Finnish:'''
** saippuakuppinippukauppias (the world's longest palindrome, 'meaning' "soap cup bunch merchant")
** Kalevala
** höpö-höpö! (meaning "nonsense!")
** lämpimämpi (meaning "warmer")
** saarikaari (meaning "arch of islands")
** hihhuli (meaning "fanatic" and also the [[{{Pasila}} only Finnish word with a geminate "h"]])

* '''Hungarian:'''
** féltégla
** sajt
*** [[DontExplainTheJoke This one is funny for English speakers as it's pronounced "shite" and means "cheese." See if you can walk into a McDonalds in Budapest and order a cheeseburger (sajtburger) with a straight face.]]
** hó (it means snow)

* '''Korean'''
** bibimbap (rice, vegetables, egg, chili paste, and sometimes meat mixed in a hot bowl)
** hakmun/hangmun (One means "schoolwork" the other means "anus." Due to quirks of Korean pronunciation they end up sounding identical.)
** hojumeoni (pocket, sounds like "Hold you(r) money.")
** oksusu (corn)
** uyu (cow's milk, from the same Chinese root as Japanese "gyūnyu" listed above)

* '''Polish:'''
** fart ((good) luck)
** pies (dog, mostly funny due to the false friend)
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potrzebie potrzebie]]
** kubełek (a small bucket, pronounced koo-BEH-wek)

* '''Russian'''
** бутерброд (sandwich) pronounced "booterbrod". Comes from the German word "Butterbrot" (''Butter bread'', aka Bread with Butter)
** глупый (stupid) pronounced "gloopyi"
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fobos-Grunt Phobos-Grunt]] (Фобос-Грунт), where "Grunt" is pronounced "groont".
** гофрированный (like, wrinkly metal. Damn, it got funnier) pronounced "gophrirovannyi"
** грымза (old hag, borrowed from Polish) pronounced "gryimza".
** кукуруза, pronounced "koo-koo-roo-za," emphasis on the "roo." It means "corn," and sounds a lot like "кукурику," (koo-koo-ree-koo), the Russian name for the cry of the animal who probably eats кукуруза, the rooster.
** бричка (chaise, again borrowed from Polish), pronounced "breechka".

* '''Turkish:'''
** [[Franchise/{{Tintin}} Bashi-Bazouk]]
*** Along with the rest of Captain Haddock's vocabulary. Captain Archibald Haddock, to give his full name...
** Ali Baba
** babaganoush
** sesame
** baklava
** Constantinople
*** Istanbul
** elele
** Fark etmez (means, "It doesn't matter.")

* '''Hebrew'''
** [[MindScrew 'Me' is who and 'hu' is he and 'he' is she]].
*** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...and we are]] [[Music/TheBeatles all together?]]
** dag [[note]]pronounced "dug"[[/note]] (fish)
** Dikduk (grammar)
** Bakbuk (bottle)
** [[EverythingsBetterWithLlamas Lama]] (why)
** Melafefon (cucumber) - funny in pretty much every language
** Tarnegol (rooster)
** Timtum (stupidity)
** Tookie (parrot)
*** [[GeorgeOfTheJungle "AAH AAH, EEE EEE, TOOKIE TOOKIE!"]]

* '''Chinese'''
** Bōluó (pineapple)
** Moo Goo Gai Pan

* '''Indonesian'''
** ''Kerbau'' (water buffalo), or its phonetic simplifying ''Kebo''.
** ''Kuda'' (horse)
** ''Burung'' (literally means bird, but it can earn you a few chuckles as it is basically the equivalent to 'cock' in every way)
*** The 'low' Javanese/Sundanese word ''manuk'' also applies.
** ''Dodol'' (a type of sticky sweets similar to toffee)
** Javanese-derived ''Peyang'' or ''Peyot'' (slanted/dented surface)
** And many more, exarcebated by the many and varied languages of Indonesia. Most often, an innocent-meaning word in one regional language can turn one-eighty in meaning in another.
*** To name an language pair example: Javanese (spoken in Java) and Banjarese (spoken in South Kalimantan). ''Kaputing'' in Banjarese means 'death', while in Javanese (and Indonesian in general) it roughly means 'to the nipples'. ''Hancik'' in Javanese means 'footstool', in Banjarese it means 'to have sex'. You get the point.

* '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathi_language Marathi]]'''
** dabbawala (someone who delivers lunchboxes)
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