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!!By Category
[[folder:Animal Names]]
* aardvark
** Even funnier when you [[Recap/ArthurS1E2ArthurAndTheRealMrRatburnArthursSpellingTrubble spell it out in song]]!
** aardwolf
* [[Creator/MontyPython albatross]]
* alewives
* alligator
* anemone
* ape
* armadillo
* axolotl
* badger
** [[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob badger badger badger badger badger]]
** Honey badgers just don't give a shit!
* banana slug.
* [[VideoGame/CrashBandicoot bandicoot]]
* baboon
** [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheGobletOfFire Babbling bumbling band of baboons.]]
* Beagle. According to ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' creator Charles M. Schulz, Snoopy is a beagle because [[RuleOfFunny it's a funny word.]]
* Bear
** ExitPursuedByABear.
* beaver
* bees
** [[VideoGame/PumpItUp Bee Another Nightmare]]
* bird. No context, just..."bird".
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy It's the word]]
** birb
* blue-footed boobies (a kind of bird)
* boll weevil
* ''Bubo bubo'', a.k.a. Eurasian eagle-owl.
* bonobo (a species of chimpanzee)
* booby (duh)
* buffalo
** [[MixAndMatchCritters beefalo]]
** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo]]
* bull
* bullshih. This is what the offspring of a Shih-Tzu and a bulldog is actually called.
** cockapoodle (Cocker Spaniel - poodle hybrid)
** ''Lots'' of designer-dog names were specifically designed to invoke this trope.
** There's also the Chiweenie, half chihuahua, half dachshund (wiener dog). Made funnier considering they are just about [[UglyCute the most hideous, most blindingly adorable animals you will ever see.]]
* bumblebee
** For that matter, "[[Literature/HarryPotter dumbledore]]" (yes, it's an actual word)
* bunnies
* bunting
* buzzard
* camel
* caribou [[Creator/MontyPython nibbling on the croquet hoops]]
* [[CuteKitten calico]]
* [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress carp]]
* [[CuteKitten cat]]
* [[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales cebu]]
* chachalaca
* chickadee (name for north american species of tits)
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yL_-1d9OSdk chicken]]
** [[Film/TheSocialNetwork You did it, I knew you did it! You planted that story about the chicken!]]
* chihuahua
* chinch bug
* chinchilla
* clam
* cockapoo
* cockatoo and cockatiel (both start with "cock", though "cockatoo," with the "oo" sound, is probably a bit funnier.)
* cockroach
* coelacanth (See-la-canth)
** '''[[VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons Blast from the past!]]'''
*** Think positive! Be a coela-CAN!
* cow ([[ComicStrip/TheFarSide Gary Larson]] said so)
* crab
** [[WesternAnimation/AnimalMechanicals NAUGHTY CRAB!!]]
** Even better if it's a GiantEnemyCrab.
* crappie
* [[VideoGame/DeeeerSimulator deer]]
* dickcissel
* dickey-bird
* dik dik (A type of antelope.)
* dingo
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dipper dipper]], a small bird known for diving underwater
* dodo
* donkey
** [[WesternAnimation/Shrek2 (with the voice of]] Creator/EddieMurphy[[WesternAnimation/Shrek2 ) DONKEY!]]
** VideoGame/DonkeyKong
* duck
** Scientifically proven to be true in most languages - [[{{Duck}} duck]] jokes even translate well even when they rely on language-specific puns.
** Speaking of other languages, the Spanish word for "duck" is just as funny: ''pato!''
** [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo "That's not a duck, it's a PELICAN!"]]
** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb "And so the duck says, 'Got any grapes?'"]]
* dugong
* dung beetle
* echidna. just try to say it out loud. It's weird AND funny.
* [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress elep]][[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic hant]]
* emu
* flapling (baby pterosaur)
* flea
* frog
* ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gasosaurus Gasosaurus]]'' (so named because it was discovered at a gas station, not because of... [[{{Gasshole}} well, you know what]])
* gerbil
* geoduck (A type of burrowing clam, pronounced "gooeyduck")
* gibbon
** [[Radio/ImSorryIllReadThatAgain WOAH, stuff that gibbon!]]
* [[VideoGame/GoatSimulator goats]]
** Except in Orleans County, [[{{Eagleland}} USA]], where "goat" was [[SeriousBusiness officially pronounced]] Not Funny... by Judge ''[[Theatre/PunchAndJudy Punch]]'' (no, [[RealityIsUnrealistic really]]).
** [[VideoGame/Spyro2RiptosRage I'm a faun you dork !]]
* gopher
** [[WesternAnimation/GoGoGophers "Go Go Gophers, watch them go go go!"]]
* gnu
** don't forget, GNU's not Platform/{{UNIX}}!
* goose (see also "oo" sounds, but "geese" is just as funny)
** [[Music/TheLonelyIsland "Boiled goose"]] combines the "oi" and "oo" sounds for double hilarity.
** geese ([[VideoGame/FatalFury PREDICTABLE!]])
* gorilla, especially ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_lowland_gorilla Gorilla gorilla gorilla]]''
** Even better if it's a [[Anime/SmilePrecure Cure Gorilla]]!
* great tit
** really, any kind of tit (it's a bird)
** mousetit
* hamster
* Handfish are [sefulNotes/{{Australian|Wildlife}} fish that walk along the ocean floor. [[https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fc1.staticflickr.com%2F3%2F2444%2F5740600377_d1ec139efc_z.jpg&f=1 And they're adorable]].
* hartebeest (particularly when mentioned in the Music/FlandersAndSwann song as an animal the gnu is g-not)
* herring
** ...WithThisHerring!
* hippopotamus
-->"Your Majesty, if you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?"\\
"Not nobody! Not nohow!"\\
"How about a hippopotamus?"\\
[[Film/TheWizardofOz "Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottom-us!"]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans Let's just say a little...hippo told me!]]
* horned toad
** or better still, "horny toad"
* [[Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike horse]]
** [[VideoGame/Left4Dead2 "Ah loove horses."]]
** [[Series/TheThickOfIt "Are you a horse? Are you a fucking horse? You've got a pretty fucking horsey face. And a bit of a horsey wife. Are you a fucking horse?"]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUl9_5kK9ts Look at my horse! My horse is amazing!]]
* humpback whale
* humuhumunukunukuapua`a (Hawai`i's State Fish), [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reef_triggerfish better known as the Reef Triggerfish]]
** [[Film/HighSchoolMusical Makihiki malahini-who!]]
* iguana
* jackelope
* jellyfish
* kangaroo
* kakapo (a flightless New Zealand parrot)
* kiwi
* koala (especialy if they come from [[Anime/TheNoozles Koala Walla Land]].)
* kukaburra
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kunekune Kunekune]]
* labradoodle
* liger (the offspring of a lion and a tiger)
* lizard
* llama. It's got to be the double L.
** The one-L lama, he's a priest.\\
The two-L llama, he's a beast.\\
And I will bet a silk pajama: there isn't any three-L lllama!
** alpaca
** guanaco
** vicuna
* lobster
** [[Music/TheB52s Rock Lobster!]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Iraq Lobster]]
** [[VideoGame/KirbySuperStar Heavy Lobster, away!]]
* lumba-lumba (Malaysian for dolphin)
* manatee, the reason for the [[CutawayGag former trope name]].
** [[WebVideo/TheFundayPawpetShow seacow]]
*** both got nothin' on Dugong
* [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark man-bear-pig]]
* mandrill (a kind of old-world monkey; separate the two words with a hyphen for full effect)
** ...mand-rill?
*** [[SarcasmMode Yeah, just like that. Hilarious, innit?]]
** "Mandrill [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann is the drill that will pierce the Heavens!!!]]" ... ...sorry, couldn't resist.
** [[WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime "I am able!]] [[MythologyGag Just ask]] [[http://www.unicron.us/tf1998/characterpages/bantor.htm Bantor]]! [[WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime He was all mandrill before I...]] [[ShoutOut put a tiger in his tank!"]]
* marmot
* marmoset ([[BlindIdiotTranslation optimal for craunching]])
* mongoose
* [[SillySimian monkey]]
** Even more inherently funny than duck. Especially when used as an Adjective. Go ahead, add the word "monkey" to any verb or nn-proper noun you can think of.
*** So, what about "duck-monkey"?
** It's also useable as a handy verb. Or an expletive. [[GoshdangItToHeck Especially as an expletive]].
** There's a type of flower called the Sticky Monkey Flower, apparently because its sticky and it looks like the face of a monkey. Try thinking about sticky monkeys without laughing.
** [[Film/SuperMarioBros1993 Monkey!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Purple monkey dishwasher]]
* ''Mola mola'', or the ocean sunfish.
* [[WesternAnimation/RockyAndBullwinkle moose]] (...[[FunWithSubtitles once bit my sister...]])
** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball AAAHHH! MY WIFE! SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim "A room... WITH A MOOOOSSEE!!"]]
** This has led to something of a fundamental difference in the perception of the animal in the US and Europe; it's hard to remember sometimes that the "majestic elk" in folklore isn't the larger animal in the Pacific Northwest, but the goofy animal that Americans, and increasingly the rest of the Anglophone world, know as the "moose."
* morepork (it's a species of owl)
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}} narwhal]]
** [[http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Narwhals/ Swimmin' in the ocean cuz they are so awesome]]...
** [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 BAHAHAHA! What?! You think narwhals are real?! Like there are just whales with magical horns poking out of their heads? HAHAHA! Are y'all hearing this right now?!]]
* ocelot, according to [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Greg Proops]]
** Proops is quite the funny name too.
* Octopus, especially when you consider the fact that its grammatically correct plural is 'octopuses.'
* orangutan
** [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/FawltyTowersS1E2TheBuilders "You are a hideous orangutan."]]
* ostrich
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Why are there so many ostriches?]]
* otter. Try inserting it into an average sentence.
** An [[{{Pun}} otterly]] good time to be had!
* Oyster. Oy!
* pangolin
* peacock
* penguin
* [[PorkyPigPronunciation pig]]
* pigeon
** [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/FawltyTowersS2E6BasilTheRat "Pigeon! Pigeon! Like your English!"]]
* [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} pipis]]
* platypus
** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasandFerb "He's Perry, Perry the platypus!"]]
* polliwog
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic pony]]
* poodle
* porpoise
* Pudu. This ''is'' a real creature (look it up!), the world's smallest deer. Scientific name? ''Pudu pudu.''
** [[http://www.whatarebirds.com/images/pudu3.jpg Aww!]]
** But what do you call it when one of those breeds with a bantha?
*** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Very confused?]]
* puffin
* Puggle (the proper term for a baby platypus or echidna, and the nickname for a pug/beagle crossbreed dog)
* [[Film/ThePumaman puma]]
** [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue What in Sam Hell is a puma?]]
* quagga (an extinct subspecies of the plains zebra - scientific name: Equus quagga quagga)
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFcKV42U3wA pupa]]
* [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy quahog]]
* quokka.
* Rhinoceros, so much so that it may even soften the emotional blow of having [[Literature/JamesAndTheGiantPeach your parents eaten by one.]]
** [[Creator/OgdenNash Farewell, farewell, you old rhinoceros,]]\\
I'll stare at something less prepoceros.
** The [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_Party Rhinoceros Party]], a Canadian political party[[note]]Their platform: repealing the law of gravity, improving higher education by building taller schools, and tearing down the Rockies so Alberta can see the Pacific sunset... just to name a selection[[/note]]
* sheep (known to [[BaaBomb blow up real baaaaaad]])
** [[Film/EvanAlmighty Sh-SHEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!]]
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus The sheep are not what they seem]].
** [[Series/TheTonightShow Siss boom bah]].
** [[WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} Beep beep, I'm a sheep, I said beep beep I'm a sheep.]]
* sea pig (a species of sea cucumber, also a funny animal name)
* ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinusonasus Sinusonasus]]''
* skink (a type of lizard)
* [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid SNAAAAKE!!]]
** [[Film/SnakesOnAPlane I've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes in this motherfuckin' tropes!]]
** snek
* sperm whale
** Literature/MobyDick
* ''[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic SPIIIIIIDERS!]]''
** ''[[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SPIDER!!! SPIDER!!!!]]
* spoonbill
* spotted shag [[spoiler:(actually a kind of seabird)]]
* squid
** [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} You're a kid now, you're a squid now...]]
* squirrel
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Up}} Squirrel!]]
* stallion
* [[CuteKitten tabby]]
* titmouse (which is neither a tit [breast], nor a mouse. It's a bird)
** And one variety, the tufted titmouse.
** And the Creator/BeatrixPotter character "Mrs Thomasina Tittlemouse".
* Tits! [[spoiler: They're actually cute little birds.]]
** Pictures of them make surprisingly good offerings when people online ask for tits without specifying which kind.
* Tree sloth
* trout
--> [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Anything goes in]]\\
Anything goes out\\
fish, bananas, old pajamas\\
mutton, beef and trout
** Or, if you prefer:
--> Often thinks that travel widens\\
"Stay at home," the [[Music/BrianEno trout obliges]]
** [[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 Trout-flavored yogurt]] (it exists in Japan, in frozen form)
** [[WesternAnimation/MakingFiends "And your feet will smell like trout!"]]
* tsetse fly
* [[Funny/FamilyFortunes tur]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2AWKfMvDtw key]]
* turtle
* wallaby
* [[Music/TheBeatles walrus]]
** [[WebOriginal/LOLCats bukkit!]]
** [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue Didn't I tell you to stop makin' up animals?]]
* weasel (one of Dave Barry's favorite words, the other one being "booger")
* weimaraner (a breed of dog)
* weiner dog
* wildebeest
* ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiwaxia Wiwaxia]]'' (an extinct spiky mollusk)
* wolf
* wombat (actually a very dangerous animal, but a funny name to be sure). And even their dangerousness is in a very KillerRabbit way; since they have a similar ecological niche to rabbits and look like them, though they are rather larger than any rabbit.
* woodcock
* woodchuck
** How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
* yak
** just [[http://www.google.com/search?q=%22never+knock+the+yak%22 never knock it]], as the song advices.
* yellow-bellied sapsucker
** [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes These idiots]] [[https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1993/09/16 make you write real small.]]
* Most if not all animal ''noises'' as well, some of which have already been listed.
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[[folder:Food Names]]
* applejohn
* [[Franchise/MyLittlePony applejack]]
* artichoke
* arugula
* asafoetida
** Its alternate name, "devil's dung", is funny for different reasons.
* [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared aspic]]
* bacon
* [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld1991 bagel]]
* banana (especially for those who can spell it but [[OverlyLongGag don't know where to stop]], like [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Nanny Ogg]])
** [[Series/KamenRiderGaim BARON DA!]]
** [[Franchise/DespicableMe "BANANAAAAAAAAAAAA!"]]
** [[Series/{{Psych}} "When I go to Albertson's, I like to buy Mitchum Ice Blast. And bananas."]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzyODgWRp4 Especially when combined with potato.]]
** [[VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies2ItsAboutTime BA-Ba-BA-BANANA!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Rejected}} I AM A BANANA!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball I say ba-nah-na, and I say ba-nana...]]
** [[WebAnimation/FriendshipIsMagicBitch Do you like mmmmmmmmm bananas?]]
** [[Film/LifeOfPi "But buhnuhnuhs don't float!"]]
** [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 OHHHHHHHHHHHH BANANA]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} Kris Get The Banana]]
** [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Banananananananananananananananana......]]
** [[Music/TallyHall You do not banana all de time]]
** [[Creator/TylerSederwall This shit is bananas! B-Q-L-U-F-E-T!]]
* bangers and mash (sausages and mashed potatoes)
** [[Series/ArrestedDevelopment Who wants a banger in the mouth?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo 'Ello, guvnor. Care for a spot of tea, or bangers and mash?]]
* beans
* beef
** beef jerky
** bully beef
** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E8HurricaneNeddy wadded beef]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eZyspecXJE I smell like beef]]
* beer
* biltong
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kala_namak bire noon]] (to me it always sounded like something an angry Scottish person would say)
** [[VideoGame/OverWatch It's bire noon...]]
* booze
* bouillabaisse
** [[Literature/HarryPotter Bless you.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} Booyah Base]]
* boysenberry
* bread
* [[Series/JeevesAndWooster Brussels sprouts]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Let's get some muscles and score some girls from...Brussels! ...Or something.]]
* bubble-and-squeak
* burger
** [[WesternAnimation/SantaClausIsCominToTown Burgermeister Meisterburger]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsYxAz7KddA Grilled Cheese Burger]]
* burrito
** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E17LastExitToSpringfield Where's my burrito!? Where's my burrito!?]]
* butter
* butternut
* cabbage
** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender MY CABBAGES!!!]]
* [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} cake]]
* cantaloupe
* casaba
* capicola, whether you pronounce it "ghaba-ghoul" or otherwise.
* chalupa
* cheese
** [[WesternAnimation/WallaceAndGromit I'm just crackers about cheese!]]
* chicken (at least LeeroyJenkins has it)
** [[Film/TheRoom2003 You're just a chicken! CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEEEEP!]]
* Chimichanga
* chip butty, which was funny-sounding enough to make the sandwich a coveted power-up in ''VideoGame/EarthwormJim 2''
* churro
* cinnamon
** "ciminiminiminiminiminon"
** "''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEUULIs_UWE Cinnamon, no!!]]''"
* cock-a-leekie soup [In case you're wondering, it's made with chicken, leeks, rice, barley, and sometimes prunes].
* coffee
* cookies
* corn
** [[Recap/TheSimpsonsS8E8HurricaneNeddy corn nog]]
** [[WebAnimation/TeenGirlSquad "Corn is no place for A Mighty Warrior!"]]
** [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce "Gentlemen, BEHOLD! CORN!"]]
** [[http://i.imgur.com/icLuHAu.png?1 order corn]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans "Don't you love corn?" "Yep, sure do!"]]
** Film/ChildrenOfTheCorn
** [[{{LetsPlay/Slimecicle}} "Come today, try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn! AAAAU-"]]
* crepe
** [[WebAnimation/TheMostPopularGirlsInSchool Wait, did someone say crepe?]]
* [[Series/FakingIt croquembouche]]
* crumpet
* cucumber - funny in multiple languages. Look it up on a translator. I dare you.
** "Cucumber" in Croatian is "Krastavac", and on Google Translate it sounds like "Clusterfuck".
*** It's pronounced "cruss-tuh-vatch". Still funny.
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic cupcakes]]
** Even though sometimes it has [[Fanfic/CupcakesSergeantSprinkles nightmarish implications]].
** [[Music/CupcakKe If you add another K...]]
* cumin
* cumquat
* demiglace
* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames din]][[YoutubePoop ner]]
* dillweed; [[HehHehYouSaidX "You said dillweed, heh-heh-heh]].
* donut (especially for the British, who traditionally spell this as "doughnut")
* egg
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons You better run, egg!]]
** [[WebAnimation/TwoMoreEggs Two more eggs, two more eggs!]]
** [[{{Theatre/Macbeth}} Why, you egg! Young fry of treachery!]] *kills him*
*** He has killed me, Mother! Run away, I pray you!
** [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil5 You will give me an egg!]]
** [[Literature/GreenEggsAndHam EGGS! EGGS! E-DOUBLE-G-S EGGS!]]
** [[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?]]
** [[VideoGame/TheImpossibleQuiz Egg>28]]
** [[spoiler:Harrumph!]] [[VideoGame/MonsterHunter4 Egg-cellent work! I knew you had the eggs to pull it off!]]
* eggnog
* eggplant
** And the British word for eggplant, aubergine
* [[WesternAnimation/SausageParty firewater]]
* Fajitas
* falafel
** Especially if you're [[WesternAnimation/ReadyJetGo Jet Propulsion]].
* farfalle
* flan
** [[WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog Flan, flantasy flan...]]
** [[WebVideo/SchaffrillasProductions Metro Flan (idk what that means)]]
* [[VideoGame/TownOfSalem flummery]]
* Fishfingers
** [[Series/DoctorWho AND CUSTARD]]
** [[Music/ChameleonCircuit The worst thing is its actually kind of tasty...]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark fishsticks]]
* [[Series/TheSopranos gabagool]]
* garbanzo
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} gazpacho]]
* gherkin
** [[VideoGame/Splatoon2 Are you gherk-IN or gherk-OUT?]]
* Gorditas
* gukbap
* gumbo
* haggis, Och mon!
* ham (especially the [[LargeHam large]] kind)
** [[Radio/TrueCapitalist hambone]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/RegularShow Hamboning will save your life!]]
** [[Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia rumham!]]
** [[LetsPlay/RabbidLuigi IT'S A GENUINE]] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 HAM SHANK!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSpiritOfChristmas NO, NOT HAM, YOU FAT FUCK!]]
* head cheese (it's neither head nor cheese; it's actually jellied, cured meat [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese]])
* hot dog
* ''in vitro'' meat
* jelly (especially in the context of brains)
* jellybean
** [[Fanfic/JuniorOfficers Especially if you're drunk off your ass and you can't stop thinking that your girlfriend looks like one.]]
* jerk beef
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} "Jerk chicken, jerk beef, jerk pork... is there any meat this man can't jerk?"]]
* kebab
* ketchup (and you can't because you're TooSlow)
* kimchi
* [[Theatre/OnAClearDayYouCanSeeForever kippered herring]]
* kumquat
** [[Film/ItsAGift KUMQUATS!!]]
* lasagna
** As in [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy "Ow! My lasagna!"]]
** [[WebVideo/{{Garfielf}} lasaga]]
* leblebi (roasted chickpeas). Come to think of it, "chickpea" is sort of, um, funny.
* [[VideoGame/Portal2 lemons]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Every villain is lemons! Otherwise known as EVIL!]]
* lollipop
* macadamia
* mangosteen
* marmalade
* [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie marmite]]
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner marzipan]]
* [[WesternAnimation/SuperMarioWorld1991 meatball]]
* [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark meecrob]]
* [[VideoGame/Facade2005 melon]]
--> '''Trip:''' [[GameOver Okay, Troper, I think this evening is over; you've gotta leave.]]
* meringue
* muffin
** [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie "Hey Joey, you wanna eat me?" "No thanks, Mr. Muffin!"]]
* mustard
* mutton
* nachos
** [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff nanchos]]
** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Batman does not eat NACHOS!]]
* natto
* noodle
* nuts
* [[WesternAnimation/Shrek1 onion]]
* orzo
* [[VideoGame/Persona5 pancake]]
** But is it a [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vought_V-173 flying]] [[VideoGame/Strikers1945 pancake]]?
* pasta
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMPJZ4YZnqI Peanuts!]]
* ''[[Series/{{Nanalan}} peepo]]''
* [[{{VideoGame/Pepsiman}} Pepsi]], [[MemeticMutation especially when permuted into "Bepsi" and "Bepis"]].
* pickle
** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty I turned myself into a pickle, Morty!]]
** tickle
** motorsickle
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kG7rUUoUwA/ pie]]
** pot pie
** [[WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail Ooohh-oooh. Thank you once again for my pies. I spent particular effort on the Crème Bernard.]]
* pineapples
* pistachio
* pizza
** [[https://youtu.be/20musPh8lXI?t=35 PIIIIZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!]]
* pomegranate
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlI8r3nNUVw NO POMEGRANATES!]]
* pork
** Especially ''pulled'' pork.
** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_barrel Pork-barrel project]]: an expensive PointlessCivicProject that only exists to bring money to a politician's own district
* porridge
* [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings potatoes]]
** [[WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter Because... potatoes!]]
* [[MooseAndMapleSyrup poutine]]
* [[Creator/BillCosby pud]][[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents di]][[WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}} ng]]
** [[Music/PinkFloyd If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"]]
* [[Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures pumpkin]]
** What pumpkin?
** [[WesternAnimation/ItsTheGreatPumpkinCharlieBrown Every year, the Great Pumpkin visits the pumpkin patch he believes is the most sincere, bringing candy and toys...]]
* pumpernickel
* quandong (a kind of fruit)
* quiche
* quinoa
* [[WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends raisins]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans "Tyrone, what are you eating?"]]
* rambutan (and it looks even funnier than it sounds)
* rhubarb
** [[Film/Batman1989 Never rub another man's rhubarb.]]
** From [[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Retsupurae's]] video on Dahir Insaat's "vertical farming technique":
---> '''[=TieTuesday=]:''' It's like building an entire city ''around'' your city, but instead of people - ''rhubarb'' lives there.
* [[WesternAnimation/TheNewAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh rutabaga]]
* salami
* [[SatiatingSandwich Sandwich]]. For added hilarity, a [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Sandvich]].
** Or "sammich"
* sauerkraut
* sausage
* scone (at least when pronounced as "scon")
* schnitzel
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Chowder}} Radda radda radda radda ra!]]
* [[Series/TheBigBangTheory shnapps]]
* snickerdoodle
* soup
* souvlaki
* [[VideoGame/HotelMario spaghetti]]
** "pasghetti"
** [[Creator/{{Terrytoons}} SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!]]
** [[WebOriginal/FluffyPony FWUFFY WAN SKETTIES!!]]
* Spam, even before it was widely used for Internet junk mail. Whether it was funny before the Series/{{Monty Python|sFlyingCircus}} sketch is left to historians.
** OK, because we have to. *Deap Breath* SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BAKED BEANS SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM...
*** "♫Spam spam spam spam spam spammity spaaaaaam, wonderful spaaaaaaam! Lovely spaaaaam, wonderful spaaaaaam!♫"
* spotted dick
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick "Hey Lindsay, want some dick?"]]
** [[Series/{{Psych}} Spotted dick? Spotted dick? Spotted dick? Three spotted dicks.]]
* Sprite Cranberry
** Want a Sprite Cranberry?
* squab
* tangelo
* taco
--> There was aphids on the lettuce\\
and I...ate every one
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie TACO TUESDAY!!!!]]
* tapioca
* [[VideoGame/HotelMario toast]]
* [[Film/AttackOfTheKillerTomatoes tomato]]
* tuna
** [[VideoGame/{{Darius}} I always wanted a thing called tuna sashimi]].
* turducken
* turrón
** [[WebAnimation/{{ENA}} TURRÒN! TURRÒN! TURRÒN!]]
* turnip
* waffle
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDU0CTDMk2g Do you like waffles?]]
* whiskey
* yam
* yoghurt
--> Just try saying it. YO''GHURT''. It's a gross food word.
** [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Yogurt, Yogurt! Oh I hate yogurt, even with strawberries!]]
* zucchini
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Given Names]]
* Abercrombie
* [[Literature/HarryPotter Aberforth]]
* Abernathy
* Aiken Drum, a.k.a. TheManInTheMoon [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aiken_Drum who played upon a ladle]].
* AlanSmithee
* Albert
* Aldo
* Algernon
* Aloysius
* Archibald
** [[WebVideo/ProZD He thinks that enemy got...]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=688z-4SWxOQ the point!]]
* Archimedes
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Archimedes, no, it's filzhy on TVTropes!]]
* [[Anime/PokemonTheSeries Ash]]. [[Franchise/EvilDead Alternately]]...
* [[Literature/FateApocrypha Astolfo]]
* [[Music/{{Beyonce}} Becky]]
* [[Franchise/{{TheFlash}} Bartholomew]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Bart]]
*** [[UsefulNotes/BayAreaRapidTransit The doors are closing. Please stand clear of the doors.]]
* [[VideoGame/ManiacMansion Bernard]]
** [[Series/{{Blackadder}} Especially if you're a girl]]
* Bert, or Bertram
** If your name happens to be Bertram, do not marry a woman named Gertrude, or else [[Series/JeevesAndWooster you will be known to all and sundry as "Bertie and Gertie". Like some bad music hall act.]]
*** Speaking of which, "Wooster" is a very funny name.
* Bertha
* [[Literature/LordoftheRings Bilbo Baggins.]] But ONLY in combination.
** Balbo Baggins.
** Bungo Baggins.
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 DOMINATED, Bizmo Bittins!]]
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boaty_McBoatface Boaty McBoatface]]
* The ever-classic Bob (especially if Edmund Series/{{Blackadder}} says it. That has a lot to do with the fact that Creator/RowanAtkinson has a stutter when he tries to pronounce the letter B)
* [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian Brian]]
** I want to cwucify Bwian and wealease Wodewwick.
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Encanto}} Bruno]]
** [[Film/Bruno2009 Brüno]] (with an [[HeavyMetalUmlaut umlaut thrown in for good measure]])
* Candace
* Carl ([[WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats especially if you stretch out the "ar"]])
** [[VideoGame/Dota2 Behold before you, the illustrious, the imperious, ingenious archmage… CARL.]]
** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ!]]
** [[{{WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb}} Carl Karl]]
* [[WebAnimation/RedVsBlue Caboose]]. Actually his last name, but his full name is Michael J. Caboose. Though, Grif might be funnier.
* Chesterdrawers
* Chloe
* Chuck
* [[ComicStrip/TheFarSide Clarence]]
* Cos Dashit, the original name for the equally funny-named [[Franchise/StarWars Emperor Palpatine]].
** His official name "Sheev" still counts.
* Cleatus, the NFL on Fox's animated mascot
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Cletus]]
* Clive
* Clowney
* Cluck was my Grandmother's maiden name. I also knew a few Gobbles growing up.
* [[Music/RayStevens Clyde]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Cosmo]]
* [[Website/SCPFoundation dado]]
-->-- [[CallingCard by]] [[AllLowercaseLetters dado]]
* Dagmar
* [[ComicStrip/Blondie1930 Dagwood Bumstead]], known for making super-stacked double, triple, and multiple level sandwiches.
* [[Music/ClaudeDebussy Debussy]]
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Sometimes all I can think about is Debussy!]]
* [[Franchise/AssassinsCreed Desmond]]
** [[WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}} Desmond the moon bear!]]
* Deutch
* [[Series/AreYouBeingServed Dick]]
* [[Film/TheBigLebowski Donny]]
* Dora, particularly when combined with allusions to [[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer 'explorer']].
** [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable DORARARARARARARARARA!]]
* [[Literature/TheBible Dorcas]]
** [[VideoGame/FireEmblemTheBlazingBlade I put poison in his mutton.]]
* [[Series/{{Bewitched}} Durwood]]
* Douglas
** Doug. Especially if it's [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome]]
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Dwayne!]]
* VideoGame/{{Darius}}
* Darren.
** Jerome
** Gregor (is a weird name)
* Dumas, what an unfortunate last name.
* Ed
** [[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/28/ed-balls-day-how-the-former--shadow-chancellor-became-twitters-f/ Ed Balls]]
** [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy Edd and Eddy]]
* Egbert
* Elmer
** [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Elmer Fudd]]
** [[Franchise/SesameStreet Elmo]]
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engelbert_Humperdinck_(composer) Engelbert Humperdinck]] (a Late Romantic ClassicalMusic composer who lived about the same time as Music/JohannesBrahms)
* Ernest
* Ernie
* Ethel (particularly funny to organic chemistry students)
* Ethelbert
* Eugene
* Ezekiel
* [[Film/{{Downfall}} Fegelein]]
* Fernando
* Filbert
* Fillmore
* Flaherty
* [[Film/MeetTheParents Focker]], alternately spelled Fokker (it's Dutch)
* Fortescu
* Francisco, [[Film/{{Elf}} that's fun to say!]]
* Fred
** [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Freddy]]
*** [[https://youtube.com/shorts/xA1s4GYf9Cg?feature=share feddy]]
* [[Film/WaynesWorld Gar]][[Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace th]]
* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]]
* Gary ([[Anime/PokemonTheSeries was here! Ash is a loser!]]
* Gaylord
** Also, just Gay.
** [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Gaylord Robinson]]
* Gaynor
* Geordie
* [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} George]]
* [[Series/ICarly Gibby]]
* [[Series/FullHouse Gibbler]]
* Gladys
** [[VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon Gladion]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Portal}} GLaDOS]]
* [[WebVideo/LetsGameItOut Grace]]
* [[Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid Gregory]]
** [[Memes/FiveNightsAtFreddysSecurityBreach Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of Among Us, Gregory?]]
** [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/DiaryOfAWimpyKid Greg]]
* Any variation of those German surnames that sound like the call of a turkey.
* Gruoch, better known as Lady Theatre/{{Macbeth}}
* Gus
* Hank
** [[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill BWAAH!]]
** [[WebAnimation/MadnessCombat HAAANK]], [[SayMyName HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK]]!!!
* Hans (especially in the context of [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering "Ach! Hans, run! It's the Lhurgoyf!"]])
* Harold
* Heatholaf
** When I first saw that, it looked like Heathloaf.
* Herb
** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Ferb]]
** [[VideoGame/CookieRun Hoo hoo!]]
* Herschel
* Hogarth
* [[Film/{{Babe}} Hoggett]]
* Hortense
** [[Literature/{{Matilda}} Hortensia]]
* [[Literature/HortonHearsAWho Horton]]
* Hubert
* Huckabee
* Huey
* Humphrey
* Iggy
* Jedediah (or [[Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies Jed]])
* [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff Jeff]]
** [[Film/TwentyTwoJumpStreet My name's Jeff]]
* Jehosephat
* [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Jer]][[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} ry]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry I would disagree.]]
* Jemima, occasionally used alongside Tarquin as pretentions child-naming.
* Jethro
* [[Film/TheRoom2003 Johnny]]
* Josh
* [[VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles1 Juju]]
* Kafka
** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Kefka]]
* [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Karkat]]
** Most of the dancestors' names, particularly Horuss and Meenah.
* [[Film/MeanGirls Karen]]
** [[MemeticMutation She took the kids!]]
** [[ObnoxiousEntitledHousewife She wants to speak to your manager]].
* Kermit (no, [[Franchise/TheMuppets the frog]] wasn't the first)
* [[https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp Kevin]]
** [[Film/HomeAlone McCallister]]
* Kranwinkle
* Lamar
* Larry
** [[Series/ImpracticalJokers LARRYYYYYY]]!
** [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Larry Koopa]] just [[https://supersmashbros.fandom.com/wiki/Koopalings looked like a Larry]].
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Livin' like Larry]]!
* Lester
* Lipschitz, and variations
** I loved Al Lipschitz more than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy...sensitive...a painter...But he was always trying to find himself...
* Logan
* Lloyd
** Lloydie could be used as a "pet-name"
** [[WesternAnimation/TheLEGONinjagoMovie L-loyd]]
* Louise
* [[Manga/{{Planetes}} Lucie Ascam]]
* [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Luigi]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15nNY7uofNw&ab_channel=J.T.Sexkik Luigi board]]
* Lulu
* Hey, Mac!
** Sticking "Mc-" in front of anything, too
--> [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Brad]]: "Hello and welcome to the 6 o'clock news, I'm Chester Snapdragon [=McFisticuffs=]..."
* [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Madanach]]
* Marina
--> '''[[VideoGame/MischiefMakers Professor Theo]]:''' HEEEEEELP MEEEEE MARINAAAAAAA!!
** [[VideoGame/AnimalCrossing Blurp.]]
* Maurice
* [[Music/{{Tool}} May]][[Music/APerfectCircle nard]]
* [=McCool=] (an Irish surname, anglicized from Mac Cumhaill)
* Melvin (one of the most common names in ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'', from the first issue on)
** [[Franchise/{{Madagascar}} Melman]]
* [[Film/RobinHoodMenInTights Mervin]]
* [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Mike Wazowski!]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Milhouse]]
* Morag
* [[Film/Morbius2022 Morbius]]
** [[MemeticMutation IT'S MORBIN' TIME]]
* Morton
** [[Series/TheMclaughlinGroup Mor-Ton?]]
*** [[VideoGame/PaperMarioColorSplash MORE LIKE... LESTON!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty Morty]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 Mufasa, Mufasa, Mufasa!!]]
* [[Franchise/D4DJ Muni]]
** [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Municipal_Railway Please hold on.]]
* Murgatroyd
* [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou Neku]] (say it 10 times fast)
* [[Manga/{{Naruto}} Neji]]. Rhymes with both "Reggie" ''and'' "wedgie". Go on, repeat it to yourself over and over.
* [[Franchise/LyricalNanoha Nanoha]]
* Ned (or Neddy)
* [[WesternAnimation/ToyStory1 MRS. NESBIT.]]
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus FIRE MRS. NESBITT!!]]
* Nigel
** [[WesternAnimation/TheWildThornberrys SMASHING!!!]]
* [[Literature/TheBible Nimrod]] (thank you, WesternAnimation/BugsBunny)
* [[VideoGame/EarthboundBeginnings Ninten]]
* Norbert
* Norman
* Olaf
** [[Series/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents It's the count, it's the count, it's the count!]]
* Oonagh (alternately spelled "Una")
** Is she [[Series/FamilyMatters from Altoona?]]
* Oppenheimer
* [[Franchise/TouhouProject Patchouli]]
* Penelope
* [=CeCe=] Peniston, which is her real name. Why she didn't go with a stage name and how record producers took her seriously, I have no idea.
* Percy, [[VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureToolsOfDestruction Percival]]
* Peregrine
* [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter,]] or just Pete
* Phineas
** and [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Ferb]]
*** [[Series/{{Voyagers}} Oh... Bat's breath!]]
* [[Film/{{Goldfinger}} Pussy]], especially paired with the last name "Galore"
* [[Series/TheHoneymooners Ral]][[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons ph]]
* [[WesternAnimation/DespicableMe2 Rams]][[HehHehYouSaidX bottom]] (yes, it's a real surname)
* Rebecca
** [[WebAnimation/BravestWarriors "REBECCA!"]]
* Rika
** [[VisualNovel/HigurashiWhenTheyCry Nipaa~]]
** [[Franchise/D4DJ SAI & KOU!!]][[note]]Combining the previous two characters is ill-advised[[/note]]
* Rupert
* Rutigar
* [[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Schwarzenegger]]
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Scootaloo]]
* Seymour
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Skinner]] or [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Asses?]]
*** [[Theatre/LittleShopofHorrors Krelbourn.]]
*** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Guado.]]
* [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Shel]][[Series/TheBigBangTheory don]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Splatoon}} Shellendorf]]
* [[Creator/MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]]
* [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Sindri]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Sneed]]
* Surname example: Snodgrass.
** Note on that, Chitty. And Beaglehole.
** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Seckendorf]]
** Semprini
*** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus "Semprini?"]]
*** OUT!
* Stan
* [[OneSteveLimit Steve]]. Stretch it out. Steeeeve.
** [[WesternAnimation/CloudyWithAChanceOfMeatballs STEEEVE!]]
** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner EH! STEVE!]]
** [[WebAnimation/BowsersKingdom HI GUYS!]]
** [[LetsPlay/{{Chuggaaconroy}} STEVE'S A TROOPER?!]]
* Strunk
* Sven (and Ole)
* Tarquin, the metonym of pretentious child-naming.
* Ted
* Thaddeus
* [[MeaningfulName Thistle]][[Theatre/AvenueQ twat]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheTick "Thrakazog! With a 'K'! Boy are you ever rude!"]]
* Tiesenhausen
* Timothy or just [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark TIMMY!]]
* Todd
* Trixie, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Great and Powerful]] or otherwise
* [[VideoGame/NekoAtsume Tubbs]]
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Tunt]].
* Turtletaub
* Tyrone
** [[WesternAnimation/TheBackyardigans "MY NAME'S TYRONE!"]]
* Waldo, Wally (particularly when combined with allusions to [[Literature/WheresWaldo "where's"]])
* Walter (especially when combined with [[Film/TheBigLebowski Sobchak]])
** [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Memes/BreakingBad waltuh]]
* Wilberforce
** Bathsheba
** Elvendork (it's unisex!)
* [[Series/MrEd Wilbur]]
** [[Music/WilburSoot Soot]]
* Wilkie
* Willy
* [[Franchise/ToyStory Woody]]
* [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Worf]]
** You really shouldn't laugh at a Klingon...
* Yogi
* [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball Zach]]
* Zan
** [[VideoGame/KirbyStarAllies Zan Par...? Jaway majaja! Japologa vun...]][[note]] Translation: Zan Par...? I forgot again! I am very sorry! [[/note]]
** [[VideoGame/KirbyStarAllies Zan Par! Jif Majaja Ji Bastion Konjy… Janno.]][[note]] Translation: Zan Par! If my heart goes crazy again... No, never mind.[[/note]]
** [[VideoGame/ZeroRanger Big Zan has been eliminated. Proceeding with the mission.]]
* [[Series/PowerRangersRPM Zig]][[Series/LazyTown gy]]
* [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Zu-Zu]]
* ...And, of course, just about anything to be found at the Pophangover site [[http://awkwardnames.com/ Awkward Names]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Place Names]]
* Abitibi-Témiscamingue, Canada
** The pronunciation is important: Ah-bee-tee-bee Teh-miss-kah-meng.
*** There is a lake in Abiti-Témiscamingue called "Lake Duparquet". The biggest island on the lake is called '''Mouk-Mouk Island'''. It has reached [[MemeticMutation memetic]] status in French-Canadian culture as a synonym for "ass-end of nowhere", but few know it really exists.
* Accident, MD
* [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Albuquerque, NM]]
** Not only Weird Al, WesternAnimation/BugsBunny knew it was funny ("I knew I should've taken a left turn at Albuquerque.") Made funnier by his Brooklyn accent that toined it into Albecoikie.
*** It even shows up in a Franchise/{{Halo}} fanfic, of all places, narrated by a Covenant Elite: "...we had landed on the UNSCDF orbital platform Albuquerque. I had no idea which was more bizarre: The platform's name, which tied my mandibles in knots..."
* Aloha, Oregon (whether you pronounce it as A-lo-wa as the city's name is supposed to be pronounced or as A-low-ha as the word "aloha" is pronounced otherwise)
* Altoona, PA
* Antananarivo, Madagascar
* Antwerp, Belgium
* Attawapiskat, ON, Canada
* Assawoman, VA. Perfectly paired with Manassas, VA.
* Assawompset Pond, MA
* Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä, Finland
* Azerbaijan
* Baden-Baden, Baden-Württemberg, Germany.
** Even funnier when you know that "Baden" means "Baths."
*** So it's German for "tub-tub"?
*** Actually, no. "Baden" is a German verb that translates to "to have a bath" and "to bathe". The correct German word for "Baths" would be "Bäder".
* Bald Knob, AR/WV/VA
** "Knob" here is a dialect word for "hill/mountain", which explains why there are not one but three cities named after a nearby summit with exposed rock.
* Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei
* Bangor, Maine[[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} -ey]]
* Bangkok, Thailand
** which is just down the road from Phuket
** Oh, and its ceremonial name? * deep breath* [[OverlyLongName Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathon Amon Piwan Awatan Sathit Sakkathatiya Witsanukam Prasit]]. Longest place name in the world, people! (For those curious, it means "The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous royal palace that resembles the heavenly abode where above reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarm".)
* [[UsefulNotes/BayAreaRapidTransit BART]]
* Batman, Turkey. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2OZdjiaQxY Apparently they've tried to sue Warner Bros.]]
** Interestingly, one of the [[WhatCouldHaveBeen proposed names]] for central UsefulNotes/{{Melbourne}}, Australia, was "Batmania", named for a local explorer John Batman.
* Beaver County, PA. With two boroughs called Beaver and Big Beaver and a city called ''Beaver Falls''...
* Belchertown, MA
* [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Belgium]]
** "Things were getting pretty [[ComicStrip/GetFuzzy Belgium]], so..."
** [[Recap/DoctorWho2007CiNSTimeCrash "That's a paradox. Could blow a hole in the space-time continuum the size of...(computer gives a readout)...well actually the exact size of...Belgium."]]
* [[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Belmont]], California
* Bend, Oregon
* Benderloch, Argyll and Bute, Scotland
* Bendigo, Vic, Australia
* Big Bone Lick State Park, Kentucky
** Located near the towns of Beaver Lick and Rabbit Hash...
** Heck, "Kentucky" itself becomes somewhat funny after saying it enough times.
* Bird-in-Hand, PA
* Blue Ball Lane, Surrey
* Blue Ball, PA
* Boise, Idaho
* Bong Recreation Area (I-94, Exit 340 in Wisconsin)
* Boring, OR, "The Most Exciting Place To Live". Whenever a resident makes the newspapers, the headline always reads something like: "Boring man arrested for..."
** The sister city of Dull, Scotland.
** If you're looking for something interesting in Maryland, you can check out the Boring Gas Engine Show and Flea Market.
** There's also a Boring, Tennessee in Sullivan County, southeast of Kingsport...
** One freeway sign in Clackamas says "Boring Sandy"
* Boogardie, WA, Australia
* Booger Hollow, Arkansas. Look it up.
* Booger Mountain, North Carolina. Known for Christmas trees; their marketing campaign is "Always Pick a Booger!"
* Botswana
** Bophuthatswana
* Bora Bora
* Braintree, Massachusetts and Braintree, England
* Brokenwind, Aberdeenshire, Scotland
** Same county as Backside!
* Bruce Rock, WA, Australia
* Budgewoi, Australia
* Bugtussle, the fictitious hometown of [[Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies the Clampetts]], before Jed struck oil and became a multimillionaire, moving out to Beverly Hills...
** There are two real-life unincorporated communities: one in Oklahoma, home of former House Speaker Carl Albert
** ....and Bugtusssle, Kentucky
* Bundaberg, QLD, Australia
* Burkina Faso
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_Hole_Road Butt Hole Road]], Doncaster, England
* Buttzville, NJ
* Camas, Washington
* Caniapiscau, Quebec, Canada.
* Cape Foulwind, New Zealand
* Cape Horn. If you don't get it, just yell "I really like Cape Horn!" really loudly and quickly in front of all your friends.
** ... Anime/{{K}} porn? Oh dear. [[strike: Ain't the same thing as K-pop, is it?]]
* Chattahoochee River
** Chattahoochee, Florida
*** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries "You nearly blew us to Chattahoochee!"]]
* Chattanooga, Tennessee
* Chappaquiddick, MA
* Cheesequake State Park, New Jersey
* Chicken, AK
** So named because they couldn't spell Ptarmigan.
* Chicken Rock, Isle of Mann
* Chittagong, Bangladesh.
* Clackamas, Oregon
* Cleveland.
* Climax. One in Michigan, one in North Carolina.
* Clitheroe, Lancashire, England (the middle syllable is pronounced like "the", but still)
* Cockalofty, Hereford, England
* Cockburn Town, capital city of the Turks and Caicos Islands.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockermouth Cockermouth]], Cumbria, England
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockfield,_County_Durham Cockfield]], County Durham, England
* Cockfosters (a [[UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground Piccadilly Line]] destination)
* Cocklebiddy, WA, Australia
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom,_Gers Condom]], France. Where you can find the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Condom_Cathedral Condom Cathedral]]. No, it's not made of rubber.
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dildo,_Newfoundland_and_Labrador#See_also Along with Pussy, France and Anus, France.]] It really is the home of the city of love.
* Cold Christmas Lane, England
* Cooma, NSW, Australia
* Corfu
* Cox Bight, TAS, Australia
* Crackpot, North Yorkshire
* Cuba, Missouri
* Crapstone, Devon
* Cucamonga, CA (Animated characters are required by law to pronounce it "[[Radio/TheJackBennyProgram KOOK... aMUNga!]]")
** The full name is "Rancho Cucamonga", which might be even funnier.
* Cut and Shoot, TX. [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cut_and_Shoot,_Texas No, really]].
* Czechoslovakia
* Dahomey
* Darjeeling, India
* Deaf Smith County, Texas
* Denial Bay, SA, Australia (I have no idea why)
* Dike Access Road, Washington (if you've ever driven north on I-5 from Portland to Seattle, you couldn't have missed the sign)
* Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada
** [[Music/TheArrogantWorms "I know the name's misleading, that's quite a problem here..."]]
* Dingle Peninsula, Kerry, Ireland
* Dingwall, Scottish Highlands
* Diss, Norfolk, England
* Djibouti (congratulations, you just laughed at thousands of starving people.)
** Sheik sheik sheik, sheik sheik sheik, sheik djibouti...oh yeah!
* Dnepropetrovsk, Ukraine
** "[[Music/SongsByTomLehrer His friend in Alexandrovsk has friend in Petropavlovsk, whose friend, somehow, is solving now the problem in Dnepopetrovsk!]]"
* Dookie, Australia.
* Dooomadgee, QLD, Australia (yes, with three o's, I checked)
** Actually, it only has two o's, but it's still funny regardless.
* Dorking, Surrey
* Dubbo, Australia
* East Taphouse, Middle Taphouse and West Taphouse, Cornwall, UK
*** The same county has the village of Greenbottom
* Easter Kinkell, Ross-shire, Scotland
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Eau Claire, Wi]]sconsin, USA. And, for that matter, Chippewa County.
* Embarrass, Minnesota, USA
* Eromanga Basin, Australia. Hope they like hentai!
* Fart, Konya, Turkey
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fazakerley Fazakerley]]
* Fernando Poo (see entry above on "poo")
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fingringhoe Fingringhoe]]
* [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Finland!]]
* Fishkill, New York, a place that PETA actually protested ("kill" is Dutch for stream)
* Flin Flon, Manitoba, Canada
* Floyds Knobs, Indiana, USA
** And in the same state, French Lick.
* [[OnlyInFlorida Florida]]
--> Florida man goes into a giggling fit upon seeing his own state mentioned
* Flippin, Arkansas, USA
* Fort Gay, West Virginia
** Microsoft didn't think it was funny (that, plus they didn't know there really was such a place). An Xbox Live user from there got banned for it. The user had to fight to keep his account. Even the mayor got involved, and MS only reinstated his account when it started making national news.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Lick,_Indiana French Lick, Indiana.]]
* Fucking, Austria; which has problems with British tourists stealing their signs.
** I would steal that sign.
** Same country: Oberfucking, Unterfucking, and Fuckersberg.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Cockup Great Cockup and Little Cockup]]. These are the genuine names of two hills in England.
** Both are near the town of Cockermouth, which itself belongs on the list.
* Music/{{Gangnam|Style}}, Seoul, South Korea
* Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany)
* The Gliese 581 System
* Golden Balls, Oxfordshire
* Going Street and Failing Street, Portland, Oregon
* Gonzaga University, Spokane,WA
* Gosh, Armenia
* Great Snoring, Norfolk
* Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico (this is funnier to Spanish speakers than English, mind you.)
* Guam
* Guggenheim. Also fun to say.
* Gwangju, South Korea.
* Hackensack, NJ (mentioned in many {{Joisey}} jokes)
* Hahatonka State Park (in the Ozarks in Missouri)
* Ha Ha Road, London
* Hamtramck, Michigan
* Happy Valley-Goose Bay, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada
* Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, Alberta, Canada. So called because First Nations hunters used to chase buffalo off the cliff.
** Creator/DaveBarry: "I have called the centre, and when they answer the phone, they say, very politely--[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer I absolutely swear this is true]]--'Head-Smashed-In, may I help you?'"
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell_Michigan Hell, Michigan]] (which does tend to freeze over in the winter)
** For that matter, [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell%2C_Norway Hell, Norway]] (which, with ISO codes, shortens to Hell NO)
* Hells Halfacre, Kentucky
* Helsinki, Finland
* Hialeah, Florida (''Theatre/BellsAreRinging'' has Handel's [[IncrediblyLamePun Hialeah Chorus]])
* Hoboken, NJ. "[[WesternAnimation/MegasXLR Yeah, but that's Hoboken.]]"
** [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes OOOOOOOOHH, I'M DYING AGAIN!!]]
* Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ
* Homosassa Springs, Florida
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Homsar]], Iran
* Hooker County, Nebraska
* Hot Coffee, Mississippi
* Humptulips, WA. (Yes, it's said like you think.)
* Humpybong, QLD, Australia
* Ii, Finland
* Illibilli, Sudan (which is also the longest palindromic place name)
* [[IntercourseWithYou Intercourse]], Pennsylvania, right around Amish country.
** When the town was named it referred to a rail road crossing.
** For a while, [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Superintendent Gary Chalmers]] lived in the town of Intercourse, PA
** In case you didn't know, Intercourse is right near some other towns named Gap, Bird-in-Hand, Paradise, and Blue Ball. I'll let your dirty mind fill in the rest.
*** Though, sadly, there appears to be no [[Series/TopGearUK Foreplay]].
*** Don't forget Virginville, PA!
* Idaho
** You da ho, We all da ho!
** [[WesternAnimation/AlphaAndOmega Ida-who?]]
* Inaloo, WA, Australia
* Islamabad, Pakistan
* Jackson Hole, Wyoming
* Jalalabad, Afghanistan
* Jim Hogg County, Texas
* Kalamazoo, Michigan (that "zoo" is the crucial syllable is ably demonstrated by the song "I've Got A Gal In Kalamazoo")
** Ironically, there is no zoo in Kalamazoo. There is, however, an aircraft museum called the "Air Zoo".
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BQZ3gt7hUI "Della and the dealer and a dog named Jake and a cat named..."]]
* Kamloops, BC, Canada
* Kazakhstan
* Kapuskasing, ON Canada
** Creator/RobertMunsch even ''[[http://www.amazon.ca/Where-Gah-Ning-Robert-N-Munsch/dp/1550379828 wrote a story about]]'' a girl who just wanted to go to Kapuskasing because the name was so awesome.
* Kennebunkport, Maine
** If we're doing unusual Native American-derived town names, try this: ''Mooselookmeguntic, ME''.
** Heck, half of Maine towns, rivers, etc.
** Or how about [[OverlyLongName Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg]]? (Allegedly it means "I fish on my side, you fish on your side, nobody fish in the middle," but that's just an urban myth from the 1920s. Website/TheOtherWiki says it means [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Chaubunagungamaug "Englishmen at Manchaug at the fishing place at the boundary."]])
*** That's why locals, among themselves at least, refer to it as Lake Webster.
* Keokuk, Iowa
* [[GroinAttack Kiek in de Kök]], Tallinn, Estonia (The name actually means “peek in the kitchen”, which is adorable)
* [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Kilkenny]], Ireland
* Kokomo, Indiana. Sadly, nothing like Music/TheBeachBoys song.
* Kola Superdeep Borehole, Russia (which happens to be in the ''Murmansk Oblast'')
* Koochiching County, Minnesota
* Kush (now known as the less funny but still so "Sudan")
* Lahaina, Hawaii
* Lackawanna, New York
* Lajitas, Texas (La-HE-tahs) and its neighbor Terlingua.
* Lake Merrimu
* Lake Minnetonka [[Film/PurpleRain (where you have to purify yourself)]]
* Lake Okeechobee
* Lake Titicaca
** To the point where ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'' had an ''entire song'' about it - just because, as the Warners put it [[IJustLikeSayingTheWord "we really like saying its name!"]]
** [[Literature/EarthTheBook "The 'Uranus' of Lakes!"]]
*** The best part is that it crosses many language barriers, as "caca" means the same thing in most Romance languages. So the Spanish conquistadors much have just kept the name because it was so funny. It's actually for this reason that chocolate took awhile to catch on (not great marketing when something brown comes from the cacao plant. Hey there! Try this tasty liquidy brown stuff! It comes from the poop plant!)
* Lake Winnipesaukee (''Film/WhatAboutBob'')
** Lake Made-Of-Winnipesaukee!
* Liechtenstein
* Lizard Lick, North Carolina
* Ljubljana, capital of Slovenia
* Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales
* Loachapoka, Alabama ([[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loachapoka,_Alabama another real place]], pronounced "low-cha-POKE-ah")
* Los Altos, California (The Heights, but if you want to invoke BlindIdiotTranslation, you can call it The Talls)
* Los Banos, California
** From the same place, Los Gatos. Yes, "The Cats" (probably from the local mountain lions). Spanish missionaries were creative ones.
* Lucky Slap, Angus, Scotland
* Luxembourg
* Manly, NSW, Australia, home of the [[UsefulNotes/RugbyLeague Manly Sea Eagles]].
* Medicine Hat, AB Canada
* Meat Camp, North Carolina
* Meeteetse, WY
* Mianus, Connecticut
* Mill Plain Boulevard, Vancouver, Washington
* Minnehaha Falls, Minneapolis, Minnesota
* Mississippi
** Pascagoula, Mississippi
* Monkey Mia, WA, Australia
* Moose Factory, ON, Canada
** Similarily, Kostroma Moose Farm, Russia. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Exactly what it sounds like]], but still funny.
** Moose Jaw, SK, Canada
* Moose Lake, Minnesota
** [[WesternAnimation/VeggieTales Moose Lake?]]
* Morrow, Ohio (Expect confusion if you try to order a ticket to Morrow and return tomorrow night)
* Mount Buggery, Victoria, Australia
* Mud Lick, Kentucky, home of Wrestling/HillbillyJim
* Muff, County Donegal, Ireland
* UsefulNotes/NagornoKarabakh, [[strike: Azerbaijan]] [[strike: Republic of Artsakh]] It's Complicated...
** Oh, come on, it's only recognized by Russia anyway.
* Nanty Glo, PA
* Nempnett Thrubwell, England
* [[VideoGame/SuperMarioOdyssey New Donk City]]
* UsefulNotes/NewJersey
* Nicaragua
** [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead Agua for my bunghole!]]
* Nizny-Novgorod, Russia
** And for that matter Novgorod.
* Ngorongoro, Tanzania
* Nob End, Lancashire, England
* Nome, Alaska
* Normal, Illinois
** Oblong, Illinois (hence the headline "Normal man marries oblong woman")
* Norway, or is that just me?
** [[WebAnimation/WeeblAndBob Forget Norway!]]
* Nothing, Arizona
* Okefenokee Swamp, Georgia
* Oktemberyan, Armenia
* Olongapo, Philippines (Known to anyone who's served in the [[UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks US Navy's]] Pacific Fleet as the host city of U.S. Naval Base Subic Bay)
* Oman
* Oonadatta, SA, Australia
* Opa-Locka, Florida
* Orlando, Florida.
* Orly, France ([[OminousOwl "NO WAI!"]])
** YA RLY
* Oshkosh, Wisconsin
* Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
** In fact, Burkina Faso itself is a pretty funny name.
* [[Series/Studio60OnTheSunsetStrip Pahrump, Nevada]]
* Relating back to funny animals, Penguin, TAS, Australia
* Peculiar, Missouri
** Allegedly named because the first two or three names submitted for the town were already in use elsewhere in the state; they were reportedly told to "choose something peculiar".
* Pee-Pee Town
* Penistone, Yorkshire, England. ''Not'' pronounced how it looks, but with a short E. Suffers from the ScunthorpeProblem nevertheless.
* Perm, Perm Kial, Russia
* [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Petaluma]], California
** [[ParrotExposition "Petaluma?"]]
* The River Piddle, England, near the towns of Puddletown, Tolpuddle, Piddlehinton, Piddletrenthide, Affpuddle, Briantspuddle and Turnerspuddle. How I love being British.
** And the demonym, Liverpudlian! (from Liverpool)
* [[RainbowPimpGear Pimp]][[PimpedOutCar erne]], Dorset, England. Just let that imagery simmer for a little while.
* Pismo Beach, CA.
* Plumpton, East Sussex
* Pollepel Island, New York.
* Pratts Bottom, London
* Primm, Nevada
* Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania
** [[Film/GroundhogDay Gobbler's Knob]]
*** Knob means penis in English slang, which makes it even funnier.
* Puyallup, WA
* Qatar. Looks strange enough to English-speakers because it violates the q-u rule, but it's pronounced like "cutter".
** Made all the funnier by the fact that it also sounds like "catarrh".
* [[Radio/CabinPressure Qikiqtarjuaq]], Nunavut, Canada.
** How the heck do you pronounce that?
*** [[MathematiciansAnswer Badly.]]
* Rancho Cucamonga, California
* Ramsbottom, Lancashire, England.
* Regina, SK, Canada. Innocent enough if you don't know how to pronounce it (rhymes with 'vagina').
** [[Film/Deadpool2016 Also rhymes with fun!]]
* Revelstoke, BC, Canada
* Ringarooma, TAS, Australia
* Romanshorn, Switzerland (recently featured in ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'')
* Rooty Hill, Sydney Australia.
** Especially given that "root" is Australian slang for "having sex".
* San Diego, California, also known as "Sandy Eggo"
* Santa Claus, Indiana
* Saratoga Springs, NY
* Saskatchewan, Canada, but that may be because of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd2e0Sv2J9k this song]].
** Also, nothing rhymes with Saskatchewan.
** Not to mention its biggest city, Saskatoon.
* Scunthorpe, North Lincolnshire, England. (Possibly even funnier when [[ScunthorpeProblem rendered as "S!!!!horpe" by internet censorware]].)
** If pages related to it are not just blocked.
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Seattle, WA]]
** Fully a quarter of all place names (and quite a few lakes and rivers, too) throughout Washington state fall under this trope. Seriously, go look at a map.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint-Louis-du-Ha!_Ha!,_Quebec Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!]] PQ, Canada. Exclamation points and all.
* Sexmoan, Pampanga, Philippines (sadly, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasmuan,_Pampanga nerfed]])
* Sheboygan, Wisconsin
* Shitterton, Dorset, England. [[http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/shitterton-the-village-that-dare-not-speak-its-name-831420.html The village that dare not speak its name.]]
** Same county as Scratchy Bottom ''and'' Happy Bottom.
* Six Mile Bottom, Cambridgeshire, England [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Mile_Bottom (this is honestly a real place)]]
* Smackover, Arkansas [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smackover,_Arkansas]]
* Smiggin Holes, NSW, Australia
* Snohomish County, Washington
* Snoqualmie Pass, WA
** Becomes its own epithet in winter.
* South Kumminin, WA, Australia
* Sparta (or [[Film/ThreeHundred SPAAAAAAAAARRTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!]])
* Stampersgat ("stomper's hole"), the Netherlands.
* Swadlincote, Derbyshire, England
* Tagaytay, Cavite, Philippines (Pronounced like ta-''guy''-tie))
* Tallahassee, Florida.
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand]][[note]]One of the world's longest place names, alongside Llanfair mentioned above[[/note]]
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarlac%E2%80%93Pangasinan%E2%80%93La_Union_Expressway TPLEX]][[note]]Tarlac-Pangasinan-La Union Expressway[[/note]], Philippines. Sounds like a variant of the ''suplex'' wrestling technique. There's also NLEX[[note]]North Luzon Expressway[[/note]], SLEX[[note]]South Luzon Expressway[[/note]], and SCTEX[[note]]Subic-Clark-Tarlac Expressway[[/note]].
* Tegucigalpa, Honduras
* Termonfeckin, County Louth, Ireland. "Feck" means "fuck" in Irish slang.
* Tierp, Sweden
* Timbuktu, Mali, Africa
** Which inspired the name of the OneHitWonder group Timbuk3 (of "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" fame)
* Tippecanoe, Indiana
** [[IncrediblyLamePun "Tippecanoe]] and [[UsefulNotes/JohnTyler Tyler]] too"
* Tittybong, Vic, Australia
* Tlaquepaque, Mexico
* Toad Suck Ferry (near Conway), Arkansas
* Toast, North Carolina
* Togo. Formerly the European colony Togoland.
* Tooting, London
* Torquay, England. Best known from ''Series/FawltyTowers'', but also because of the similarity to "Turkey".
* Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico
* Tuckahoe, Pennsylvania
* Truckee, California
* Tumbarumba, NSW, Australia
* Turkey Scratch, Arkansas (birthplace of Music/TheBand's Levon Helm)
* Tuscaloosa, Alabama
* Tuzigoot, Arizona (pronounced too-see-goot)
* Twatt, Shetland, Scotland
* Two Egg, Florida
* Ugley, Essex
* Upper Volta
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur Ur]] (not related to UrExample) and Uruk
* Uruguay [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons (which is most certainly NOT pronounced "You are gay")]]
* Uryupinsk, Volgograd Oblast, Russia
* Useless Loop, WA, Australia
* Utica, NY ([[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons where people have never heard of the phrase "Steamed Hams"]])
* Versailles, MO doesn't look so funny, but [[AdaptationDecay it's pronounced "versaylz"]].
* Vladivostok, Russia
* Vulcan, Alberta, Canada
* Wagga Wagga, Australia
* Wahoo, Nebraska
* Waipu, New Zealand
* Wampee, South Carolina (pronounced 'wompee')
* Walla Walla, WA.
* Wanglik (AKA Hengli,) China
* Wankdorf Stadium, Bern, Switzerland, [[http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5901 Home of the Young Boys.]]
** There's also a mountain called "Mount Wank" in southern Germany, home to the Wankhaus (actually a restaurant) and the Wankbahn cable car (for which you can buy a "Wankpass" for year-round access).
* Wanker's Corner, Oregon
* Waterloo, either because of the -oo or the bathroom implications. Or both.
** ''Series/WaterlooRoad''.
** Or the Music/{{ABBA}} song.
** [[Music/SpikeJones "Drip, drip, drip."]]
** Be careful not to confuse "Waterloo" in Belgium with "London Waterloo" station. When trains through the Channel Tunnel used to terminate at London Waterloo, a few unsuspecting tourists in Brussels met their Waterloo by ending up at the wrong Waterloo.
* Watersmeet, Michigan
* Wausaukee, Wisconsin
* Wawa, ON Canada
* Westward Ho!, Devon, England.
* Weed, CA. Mentioned earlier, but too briefly. They like to lampshade it, too: one of the town's mottoes is "Try ''legal'' Weed!"
* Wetumpka, Oklahoma
* Wetwang, England
* Whakapapa, New Zealand (especially given that "wh" is pronounced as "f").
* Whakatane, New Zealand
* What Cheer, Iowa.
* Wigan (pronounced Wiggin), England.
* Windpassing, Austria.
* Winnipeg, MB Canada
* [[Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou Wolverhampton, England]]. It doesn't seem like it'd be that funny, but believe me, it is.
* Wooloomooloo, Sydney, Australia. Yep, eight O's! And it's pronounced like "Woolly Mulloo", to boot.
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Do they happen to have a university?]]
* Woonsocket, Rhode Island (and South Dakota)
* Wooster, Ohio
* Wonthaggi, Australia (known locally as Wonni or The Thag, often depending on your [[PlaceWorseThanDeath opinion of the place]])
* Worms, Germany (famous in history for the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diet_of_Worms Diet of Worms]] – no, not ''[[EatThat that]]'' kind of diet!)
* Y, France, pronounced "ee". ("Y" means "there")
* Yazoo City, Mississippi
* Yeehaw Junction, Florida
** Former name was Jackass Junction, Florida
* Yemen
** Joey from ''Series/{{Friends}}'': [[GlobalIgnorance "It almost sounds like a real place!"]]
* Yolo County, California
* Yonkers, New York ("What are Yonkers?")
** "[[WebVideo/{{Vinesauce}} That sounds like a made up, uh, like a medieval role-playing game village. Yes, get the Crystal of Strength from Yonkers, the village of the elves!]]"
* Yreka, California
* Zanzibar (and its fictional counterpart [[VideoGame/MetalGear2SolidSnake Zanzibar Land]], home of deadly poisionous Zanzibar hamsters).
** Zucchabar
* Zilwaukee, Michigan.
** Yes, that's ''Zilwaukee'' with a Z. Apparently the town was [[ShoddyKnockoffProduct named "Zilwaukee" in the hopes of confusing people]] who actually wanted to go to ''Milwaukee, Wisconsin''.
* [[http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020109.html Zimbabwe]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster Zuma Beach, Malibu, California to Yuma, Arizona.]]
* [[http://www.pprune.org/jet-blast/206818-great-british-place-names.html It'd probably be easier to list the British hamlets whose names don't qualify.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:General]]
* Absquatulation
* accolade
* [[VideoGame/MoonbaseAlpha aeiou]]
* [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb aglet]] (Don't forget it!)
** [[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueUnlimited Their true purpose is sinister.]]
* alfalfa
* ambush
* amok
** [[Film/HocusPocus "Amok! Amok, amok, amok, amok...!"]]
* amphibole
* {{antidisestablishmentarianism}} (often used in parodies of {{Spelling Bee}}s)
** [[Series/{{Blackadder}} "Antidistibblincemin... Antimistilinstid... Anti-"distinctly-minty"..."]]
** [[Music/{{Eminem}} "Dick"'s too short a word for my dick! Get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick!]]
* antipope (it was a real job description at one point in time, when there were also two other popes)
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI Like a lion kills an antelope! Like a hammer hits a cantaloupe!]]
** If applied to a real Pope, does it explode?
** For that [[IncrediblyLamePun matter]], what about pasta and [[strike:antipasta]] antipasto?
* aplomb
* appendage
* argle bargle
* [[HehHehYouSaidX arse]]nic
** [[WesternAnimation/RubyGloom Did you know that's arsenic you're drinking?]]
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arsole arsole and benzarsole]] (both are real compounds)
* artisanal, mainly for [[TheProblemWithPenIsland looking like the phrase]] "art is anal".
* [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd ass]]
** [[WebComic/{{xkcd}} ass-car]]
** Assclown
** [[Music/BrentalFloss (balding)]] assface
** [[Series/{{Supernatural}} ass]][[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment butt]]
** [[WebVideo/NostalgiaCritic ass-balls]]
* Ataxia–telangiectasia may sound like a ecstatic televangelist, but it's actually a genetic neurodegenerative disease causing severe disability; "ataxia" is a lack of coordination, "telangiectasia" refers to dilated blood vessels.
* autogyro
* avuncular
* [[WebComic/AxeCop baby]]
** [[VideoGame/MetroidOtherM THE BABY]]
* bailiwick
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bald_Knobbers Bald Knobbers]]. Actually, not hailing from the town of Bald Knob.
** And they were first organized to fight the funny-named menace of bushwhackers.
* ballcock
* balloon ([[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus which is a word you should never call a zeppelin]])
* balls
-->"Hope Rob don't say balls nasty!"
-->[[ComicBook/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns "Balls nasty."]]
** [[Anime/DragonBallZ They're inert]].
** ...[[VideoGame/DukeNukem of steel!]]
* ball washer
* Balzac
** "Balloon ball", the generic term, also qualifies.
* bamboozled
* bank
* baptist
* barf
* barn
* [[WebVideo/PewDiePie barrels]]
* bassoon
* bastard
* [[BatteringRam battering ram]]
* bauble
* bazooka
* [[Anime/CowboyBebop bebop]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 and Rocksteady]]
* beige. Say it the way Creator/NicolasCage would.
* [[http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/12/03/funny-pictures-a-bendy-straw/ bendy straw]]
* [[Series/RowanAndMartinsLaughIn "bippy"]][[note]] As in "you bet your sweet..."[[/note]]
* bicuspid, as referenced in ''Radio/HancocksHalfHour''.
--> "It's a funny word, bicuspid. Bi-CUS-pid! Bicus-PID! By Cuspid, he's a handsome fellow!"
* billion with [[Series/CosmosAPersonalVoyage emphasis on the "B"]]
* bimbo
* bite ([[Franchise/D4DJ NO! BITE ME!]])
* bitumen (especially when pronounced "bittamin", or "bitchumen")
* bladder (and gallbladder too)
** [[Manga/HidamariSketch Nutbladder]]
* blast
* blastocyst
** blastospore
** trophoblast
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleb bleb]]
* blimp
** Zeppelin
* blob ([[Franchise/{{Splatoon}} lobber]])
* block
** [[Music/KnifeParty You blocked me on Facebook, and now you're going to die!]]
** [[Website/TwitterX You are blocked from following _____ and viewing _____'s Tweets/posts]].
* blog
* blotto
* bloviation
* blow
** blower
** blow-up
** blowout
* blubber
* blunderbuss
* boffo
* bog
* bogus
** [[VideoGame/PunchOut It has been released!]]
* bollocks
* bomb
** [[VideoGame/ShmupsSkillTest Pull off "Nice Bombs!"]]
* bonehead
* bong
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 bonk]]
** Sound effect or euphemism, either way.
** see also boink.
*** Because [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Scientific Progress Goes Boink]].
* boobs
* boobies
* boondoggle
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boonty Boonty]]
** Boonty Box
*** [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/Funhaus "This is the first time I am calling out a future series, but with Boonty Box, I just feel it. It doesn't matter what it's about, it's how I feel. It kind of feels like heartburn, or when you really have to poop but you know there's no poop inside you."]]
* bootleg
* booty
* borborygmus
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons bo]][[Manga/LandOfTheLustrous rt]]
* bosom (appears a lot in Creator/RoaldDahl's books for children).
* bottom, especially if Creator/RowanAtkinson says it.
* boy
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Mah boi]].
** [[VideoGame/PokemonSunAndMoon It's ya boy, Guzma!]]
* boycott
* bozack
* [[BrainFood braaaaaaaains]]
** medulla oblongata
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subarachnoid_space subarachnoid space]]
** superchiasmatic nucleus of the anterior hypothalamus
* ''Series/BrassEye''
** The title itself, and every last one of its made-up words and character names.
* [[BrickJoke brick]]
* brobdingnagian (started off as a fictional word from ''Gulliver's Travels'', meaning someone from the giant island of Brobdingnag; now an actual dictionary word meaning "large")
* brochure (made especially funny by repeated mispronunciation in an episode of ''Series/KeepingUpAppearances''.)
* [[FearofThunder Brontophobia]] (which is not [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant the fear of dinosaurs]])
* Brouhaha
* bubble
** [[VideoGame/BubbleBobble bobble]]
* buckyballs
** The full name, buckminsterfullerene, is kind of funny too.
* bug
* bulbous bouffant
* [[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons Bullywug]]
** [[WesternAnimation/DungeonsAndDragons1983 "I'm telling you the Bullywugs are coming!"]]
** Flumph
** bum
* bumf, or bumfluff (as in, "It's all a lot of bumf, anyway")
* bumming
* [[Theatre/TheImportanceOfBeingEarnest Bunbury]]
* bungalow
* [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead bunghole]], and yes, it's a real word. Generally, a bung is any hole you pour stuff out of (heh heh), but it's mostly used in reference to wine barrels. The bunghole is the hole you put the cork in.
** [[Series/TheSuperMarioBrosSuperShow GIVE ME A FACE,]] [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic YOU FUCKING BUNGHOLES!]]
* bungle
** Music/MrBungle [[Music/JethroTull in the Jungle]]?
* bunion
* burble
** babble burble banter bicker brouhaha balderdash ballyhoo...it's all talk: [[Music/KingCrimson Back Talk]]
* burgle
** [[WesternAnimation/PennZeroPartTimeHero Flurgle Burgle]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NhmcNf7wcE burn]]
* bust
* butt
--> '''[[Film/TopGun "Air Boss" Johnson]]:''' I WANT SOMEBODY'S ''BUTT!'' I WANT IT ''NOW!'' I'VE ''HAD IT!''
** Also, any of the other words used in ''[[http://www.ferin.com/words.mp3/ Bulbous Bouffant]]'' by The Vestibules (warning: link contains sound)
** Try and say the phrase [[ScunthorpeProblem "President Abraham Lincoln was buttbuttinated by an armed buttailant"]] and not break into fits of laughter.
** butte (pronounced "byoot", not "butt")
** butler
*** buttle
** ButtMonkey
** Butt-pirate
*** Also known as Arse-bandit
** Butthole. The word is usually abandoned in favor of the saltier-sounding "asshole" once most people enter their teens. Which is a pity, because it's a funny enough word to occasionally derail conversations when spoken by an adult.
** buttress
*** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb "I]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext don't give a flying buttress."]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender "We just like]] [[HehHehYouSaidX buttresses."]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls "Ha ha ha, say it again!" "Buttress!"]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Postal}} buttsauce]]
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy buttscratcher]]
*** mmmmmmmBUTT-SCRATCHAAAAAA??
*** mmBUTT-SCRATCHAAAA!!
** butt-touch
** Butt as a prefix to just about anything is hilarious. Just try going through the list at Urban Dictionary without cracking up.
*** Buttfurious. Anally devastated. Rectally wrecked.
** [[WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead Butt-Head]]
* buttery (this adjective can be combined with anything)
* caboose
* [[AllDesertsHaveCacti cactus]]
* cahoots
* [[LetsPlay/TheRunawayGuys calibrary]]
** Is that "ca-library" or "cali-brary"? [[note]]They said it "cali-brary".[[/note]]
* callipygian (a SophisticatedAsHell way of saying "DAT ASS")
* Cannabis
* cantankerous
* cardboard
** Especially when used as a comparison for food, e.g. "This pizza tastes like cardboard."
* cattywampus (or catawampus)
* caucus
* Caucasian. It sounds like "cock Asian", which sounds silly.
* caulk
* cavorting
* chainsaw
* chaos
** [[Memes/SonicTheHedgehog You mean the Chaos Emeralds?]]
** [[VideoGame/AntiIdleTheGame CHAOS]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Darius}} CHAOS]] ~ [[VideoGame/D4DJGroovyMix BOSS SCENE 7]]
* [[LowerClassLout chav]]
* cheat
** [[WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd That's right, we're gonna cheat.]]
* chicanery
* chintzy
* chode
* chow
* chunder (a pirate euphemism for throwing up)
* [[Webcomic/PennyArcade chuwero]] (click [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/10/ here]] for context)
* cillia
* claven
** [[OhGodWithTheVerbing glavin]]
** [[Series/{{Cheers}} Clavin]]
* ''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Clavicus majorus]]''
* Clavicle
* cloaca (Creator/RobinWilliams's favorite word, according to Series/InsideTheActorsStudio)
** [[Creator/LoreSjoberg Lore Sjöberg]] [[http://badgods.com/view/mm-leprechaun/ likes it too.]]
** Judging by how often [[Webcomic/QuestionableContent Yelling Bird]] talks about his, it's quite probable that Jeph Jacques feels the same way.
** [[Franchise/TheElderScrolls Also, Clavicus Vile.]]
* [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse clod]]
* cockamamie
* cock, as in a hill.
** cock-of-the-walk (or simply "cock"; a rooster)
** ...[[GroinAttack and ball torture]], from Website/{{Wikipedia}}, the free encyclopedia
* cockle
** [[NurseryRhyme "cockleshells"]]
** brockle (means either "speckled" or "malodorous")
* cockpit
* cocksure
* cockswain
* literally any word that starts with cock
* {{combo|s}}
** combo-wombo
** [[RhythmGame combo-based scoring]]
* condom, when pronounced with a British accent
** Everything sounds much more sophisticated with a British accent, which is why it's funny.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8HRTlkGD4Q conflict]]
--> zuorhi viyantas was festsu ruor proi \\
yuk dalfe suoivo swenne yat vu henvi nes \\
sho fu briyu praffi stassui tsenva chies \\
ien ryus sois nyat pyaro shennie fru
* conga line, especially in serious situations like TraumaCongaLine or [[WebVideo/CounterMonkey Conga Line of Death]]
* copacetic
* Cornobble [[note]]To smack someone with a fish. See also Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus[[/note]]
* corruption
** [[VideoGame/{{Arcaea}} Note design: ₸öα$†ε₹]]
** [[VideoGame/AntiIdleTheGame ...wait, what?]]
* cosine (Creator/DaveBarry's favorite word for poking fun at math teachers)
* costermonger
* cowpoke
** Someone who pokes cows?
* [[https://youtu.be/Tz8TT-pqF-8 cram]]
* cranky (as in the RhythmGame musician)
* credits ([[Film/ThePhantomMenace will do fine]][[note]]No, they won't.[[/note]])
* [[GroinAttack crotch]]
** On a related note, say "[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/disastrous-attempts-at-creative-sex-ed/ crotch pox]]" without giggling. I dare you.
* crummy
* crunk
* [[https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/croup/symptoms-causes/syc-20350348 croup]]
* cuckold
** [[DistaffCounterpart cuckquean]]
* Cuisinart
* [[MoreDakka dakka]]
** [[VideoGame/PacMan wakka wakka!]]
** [[Series/TheMuppetShow wocka wocka wocka]]!
* [[BlackComedy dead]]
* debenture
* defenestrate. Partly because of the word itself, and partly because it means "to throw someone/something out a window."
** Which is why teaching about the all-important [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague Second Defenestration of Prague]] can be so difficult. How can you take the fact that people freaked out so much that they took to throwing people out windows seriously? (It started the UsefulNotes/ThirtyYearsWar, so it's pretty SeriousBusiness.)
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Two_hundred_fifty-sixth_note demisemihemidemisemiquaver]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEcZtunL3yg derp]]
** herpy derp
* devious
** Are you devious enough to beat VideoGame/{{Xevious}}?
* dexterous
* [[Memes/{{Advertising}} diabeetus]]
* diaper
* [[ToiletHumor diarrhea]], which was ironically rated as one of the prettiest sounding words by non-English speakers.
** Although probably not so funny if you've actually suffered from it.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmYrTp-JdnY dickbutt]]
* dickey ([[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy "They still make those?"]])
** [[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S02E12GodzillaVsMegalon His covers up an Adam's Apple the size of a Toyota]]
* dickweed
* didgeridoo
* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames die]]
* dillweed
** "...So, in the words of A. A. Milne, '[[Series/{{Friends}} Get out of my chair, ''dillhole''.]]'"
* dingleberry
* dingus
* diphthong
* dipstick (what you use to measure how much oil a car has)
* discombobulated
** [[Music/{{Eminem}} Discombobulated!]] [[LeastRhymableWord Miss, you ovulating?]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons d'oh]]
* dolt
* [[CopyProtection dongle]]
* donniker
* [[WebAnimation/TwoMoreEggs Dooble, and dooble, and dooblie doo!]]
* [[DoomyDoomsOfDoom Doom]], [[VideoGame/{{Doom}} doom]], [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim doom]], [[VideoGame/AntiIdleTheGame DOOOOOOM]], and [[VideoGame/{{Ketsui}} DOOM]].
* doppelgänger (yes, it comes from German, but in English it's another way of saying "EvilTwin")
* [[Webcomic/DorkTower do]][[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy rk]]
* douchebag
** Douchenozzle
** douchecanoe
* dough
* dowel
** [[WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw Haha! Cookies on dowels.]]
* {{Dracula}} [[WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy doesn't suck! He licks!]]
* duodenum, jejunum
* dung (it's [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus brown and sounds like a bell]])
* [[VideoGame/BarkleyShutUpAndJamGaiden dunk]]
* [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame dwarf]]
** [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress dorf]]
* [[VideoGame/TheOregonTrail dysentery]]
* ears
* Ebola
* echolalia
* egregious, which means "outstandingly bad".
* ego
** SmallNameBigEgo
* ejaculate
** on a related note, ejecta
** [[EjectionSeat ejector seat]]
* elf
* embezzlement
* emergency
** [[VideoGame/LandingSeries LEFT TURN, LEFT TURN]]
** [[VideoGame/AlienSoldier READYYYYY...FIGHT!!]]
* endoplasmic reticulum
** Golgi apparatus
* epidermis - it sounds dirty to grade schoolers; "your epidermis is showing". Say it to anyone who you think won't know any better.
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "You see, epidermis means your hair. So technically it's true."]]
* epididymis - It's part of the male reproductive system, so it's even sort of dirty. And it sounds similar to "epidermis," so you can confuse people who don't know the difference.
** Any part of the male reproductive system, really.
* epiglottis
* escutcheon (a metal plate around a keyhole)
* eureka
* [[ShootEmUp euro]]
* [[Franchise/StarWars ewok]]
* expert
** [[VideoGame/TruxtonII Be a king rather than expert!]]
** [[VideoGame/DaytonaUSA LONG - 2 LAPS]]
* [[Website/SCPFoundation [EXPUNGED] ]]
* face, and anything that happens to it, especially, for some reason, if it's violent. This is why comedic characters [[NotInTheFace don't want to be hit there]].
* factory
* fanny
** [[WebAnimation/BattleForDreamIsland "I hate you!"]]
** [[Series/ChewinTheFat "YA COUPLE'A FANNIES!"]]
* fart
* fartlek
* fatuous (as in [[{{Film/Lincoln}} "You fatuous nincompoop!"]])
* feckless
* feet
** 0.305 meters
* feisty
* fickle
* fiddle
** [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolidVGroundZeroes THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!]]
** Bum-fiddle: a violin improvised from a stick, a string, and an inflated pig's bladder or balloon.
* fiddlesticks
** [[Videogame/LeagueOfLegends Something has awoken in Runeterra. Something ancient. Something terrible.]]
* filibuster
* finger
** C'mon; As a noun, it's a simple, everyday word describing in non-silly and non-vulgar language one of our most important body parts. As a verb, it means manual sex. And now, you're going to think of that the next time you hear the word.
*** Unless you're in a marching band or similar, where "finger through your part" is a perfectly reasonable command from the guy on the podium. We're well aware of the irony.
*** College bands tend to lose even the last bit of clarification and just say "everyone finger your parts". [[LowestCommonDenominator Expect the saxes to take this literally every time]].
** ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': "They call them fingers, but I've never seen them fing."
*** Oh, there they go.
*** Made even funnier by "fing" being the Hungarian word for "fart".
** Creator/DemetriMartin: "It's funny how 'fingerpuppets' sounds okay as a noun..."
** Combined with the above to create "Pull my finger"
** Also used to refer to "Looking over someone's stats" in MU* . As in: "Jesus + fingered you".
*** All guitarists know the dangers of [[ItMakesSenseInContext breaking a g-string while fingering a minor.]]
** [[Memes/BreakingBad Kid named]] [[FanNickname Finger]]
* flabbergasted
* flaccid
** [[VideoGame/JoJosBizarreAdventureEyesOfHeaven Flaccid Pancake]]
* flagon
* flange
** flange lubricator
* flatus/flatulence
* flibbertigibbet
* flip flop, which has several meanings:
** A beach sandal, for the sound it makes when walking.
---> What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillippe Phloppe.
** A reversal of a decision, especially by a politician. In Britain, usually called a U-turn.
** An electronic component, which "flips" on, and "flops" back off.
** [[Film/TheSocialNetwork FUCK-YOU FLIP-FLOPS]]
* [[VideoGame/{{Hellsinker}} floccinaucinihilipilification]]
** The longest nontechnical word in the English language. And it actually means nothing ([[http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/floccinaucinihilipilification sort of]]).
* flop
* floss
* flotilla
* flounce
* fluffy
* [[Series/SuddenlySusan foibles]]
* flugelhorn
* follicle
* foist
* foofaraw
* [[YouFool fool]]
* fork
-->[[Film/MysteryMen "Your boy's a limey fork-flinger, Mother. What 'will' the bridge club say?"]]
* Franchise/{{Frankenstein}}
** [[Film/YoungFrankenstein Fronkensteen]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Frankenweenie}} Frankenweenie]]
** "Frankenfood" (pejorative term for GMO food)
** Or Franken-anything, really.
* frick
** And [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 frak]], [[Series/{{Farscape}} frell]], and, all from ''Franchise/StarWars'', kriff, [[HoYay frotz]] farkle, frap, [[OverlyLongGag ferglutz, frag, ferg, and frizz]]. But my favorite are Ben Skywalker saying "We're boned." and "Lubed if I know." If not for ''Legacy'', I'd think he'll need to have a [[ComingOutStory talk]] with his father soon.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucitol fucitol]]
* fuckboy
* [[Music/JohannSebastianBach fugue]]
* fulcrum
* fungus
* [[ShapedLikeItself funny]]
* fustilarian
* ganja
* garbage
* gargle
* gargoyle
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs0xe9DQEPc&ab_channel=SBTRKT gargoyles gargling oil]]
* [[Franchise/TheSmurfs Gargamel]]
* gasoline
* [[http://www.duke.edu/web/DRAGO/humor/gazebo.html gazebo]]
** Even funnier if pronounced [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner "gaze beau"]]
* gazumping
* [[VideoGame/{{OMGWTFOTL}} genuflect]]
* [[WebAnimation/{{Eddsworld}} Giant Robot]]
* giblets
* (appropriately) giggle
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy giggity]]
* gimbal
* gimp
* glockenspiel
--> [[''Series/TheThinBlueLine'' I'm sorry to keep you waiting, Mr Glockenspiel.]]
* [[TheGlomp GLOMP!]]
* [[WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum Glopsnerch]]
* gnome
* goblin
* goggle (including [[FanFic/MyImmortal Professor McGoggle]])
* gold
** [[Film/AustinPowers I love goooold!]]
** [[VideoGame/{{beatmania}} IIDX GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!]]
* {{Gonk}}
* [[VideoGame/CrisisCore Gongaga]]
* gonorrhea
* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker G]][[Series/TheMuppetShow on]][[{{Creator/GONZO}} zo]]
** Even funnier in the phrase [[Creator/HunterSThompson gonzo journalism]].
* [[WebAnimation/MinilifeTV goobwaah]]
* googol (math term for 10^100), made infamous on the UK series of ''Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire'', being the final question answered by the contestant who cheated by having an accomplice who coughed.
** giggol (math term for 10^^100)
** gaggol (math term for 10^^^100)
** geegol (math term for 10^^^^100)
* gormless
* gourd
* [[Creator/MontyPython Gorn]]
* Series/{{Glee}}
* [[Series/TheWhitestKidsUKnow Grapist]]
* gravel
* gremlin
* grimace
* grommet
** [[WebVideo/JonTron Lets drop in on a grommet? The]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK]] [[WebVideo/JonTron does grommet mean!?]]
* grotty
* ground ([[Music/TheLonelyIsland You must think I'm a joke! I ain't gonna be part of your system, man!]])
* groupthink
* grout
* grub (especially when used to mean "food")
* guano
* gumption
* gun
** [[AmbiguousSyntax bear/elephant/whatever gun]][[note]][[DontExplainTheJoke Is it a gun made to kill whatevers, or one that fires projectile whatevers?]][[/note]]
* [[Comicbook/{{Doom}} guts]]
** [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan IT'S GUTS MAN!!]]
* half-baked
* harpies/herpes
* harpoon
** [[WebAnimation/{{Eddsworld}} I told you the harpoon gun would be useful.]]
* the Hawley-Smoot Tariff
* heave
* [[VideoGame/SuperHexagon hexagon]]
* higgledy-piggledy
* highfalutin
* hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (the fear of overly long words)
* hoax
* hobnob
* hogwash
* [[Literature/TheAreasOfMyExpertise hobo]], or indeed, [[Series/TheLateLateShow hoboes]].
* hoi polloi
* hoity-toity
* ''[[Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace Homo erectus]]''
** Guess what? A famous gay bar in Brussels is named like this. They had it coming.
* hornswoggle
** [[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory hornswogglers]]
* [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Horribifuckus]]
* Hottentot
* [[Literature/HarryPotter Hufflepuff]]
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Freakazoid}} Huggbees]]
** ''[[RunningGag HUGGBEES!!]]''
* [[Literature/AChristmasCarol humbug]]
* hurdy-gurdy
* idiot (Pronounced IYYYY-DYOT)
** [[WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!!!]]
** [[WebAnimation/{{Eddsworld}} You idiot, you shot the wrong Santa!]]
** [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid GAME OVER - (CONTINUE) (EXIT)]]
---> '''Revolver Ocelot:''' YOU ''IDIOT!!''
* [[Literature/OneHundredYearsOfSolitude iguana]]
* [[VideoGame/DynastyWarriors IMBECILE!]]
* imbroglio
* [[VideoGame/AmongUs imposter]]
* inexplicably (this one gets bonus points for both sounding funny ''and'' having an implicitly hilarious definition)
* inflatable
* innuendo (it's an example of itself)
* ipecac (it becomes a TongueTwister if you say it too many times)
* iridocyclitis
* {{jackalope}}
* [[TheAllegedCar jalopy]]
* Jam (A favorite word of Creator/EddieIzzard)
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Jarate]]
* jetsam
* [[Series/GoodNewsWeek jet sparrow]]
** [[Anime/DigimonFusion Shoutmon + Jet Sparrow]]
* jettison
* Jew
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner jibblie]]
** [[RunningGag A-JIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIIIiiieeee...]]
** Creator/StudioGhibli
* jigaboo (a racial slur similar in severity to "nigger", but it sounds like something out of a children's book)
* [[MemeticMutation jimmies]]
* jingo (including ''Literature/{{Jingo}}'')
** jingoism
* jockstrap
* John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
* joint
* jousting
* .jpg
--> '''[[WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill Hank]]:''' Do I look like I know what a "jpg" is? I just want a picture of a got-dang hot dog!
* [[VideoGame/StardewValley junimo]]
* kakistocracy (which has the inherently funny definition of "government where the ''least'' qualified people are in charge")
* [[Film/SpaceMutiny Kalgan]]
* Kaputnik. (Actually "Sputnik" itself sounds sort of funny.)
* kerfuffle, used a lot by Lou in ''Series/LittleBritain''.
* Khoikhoi
* kickboxing
* kidney
** [[VideoGame/{{Gradius}} Kidney stones cannot be destroyed.]]
* Klopman, as in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klopman_Diamond the Klopman Diamond]], which, as one beautiful lady found out to her dismay, comes with a [[DontExplainTheJoke terrible curse]]. (Used as a RunningGag on ''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'').
* [[Series/JeevesAndWooster knees]]
** kneebone
** knobby knees
* knickers
* Knickerbockers
* knock on (the rugby term for a fumble)
* [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Knuckles]] ([[MemeticMutation & knuckles]] [[RuleOfThree & Knuckles]] [[OverlyLongGag & Knuckles]])...
* [[Film/PrinceOfSpace Krankor]]
* Krebs Cycle
* [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} Kromer]]
* lagomorph
* lacquer, and by extention, lacquer thinner
* lallation (Ironically, it describes the inability to make the "L" sound. How cruel!)
* [[Creator/NigaHiga lamp]]
* leotard
* lepton
* lesbian (Go on, try it--preferably loudly. LESBIAN!)
** [[Series/TheGoldenGirls What's funny about that? Wasn't Danny Thomas one?]]
** [[ComicBook/ScottPilgrim I'm in lesbians with you.]]
* lickety-split
* [[WebVideo/JacksFilms liginamite]]
* lingum (A copper necklace worn by Mesopotamian priests, in the shape of a dong.)
* [[VideoGame/SuperHexagon line]]
** [[https://line.me/ (user) sent a sticker.]]
* Linoleum
** And linolenic acid.
* [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling little sister]]
* LOL, appropriately given what it means.
** Similarly, ROFL and ROFLMAO when pronounced as actual words.
*** WTF? OMG!!!
*** OMGWTFBBQ!
*** ROFLMAO-TSE-TUNG
*** "My [=ROFLcopter=] goes soi soi soi soi soi soi..."
* longitudinal
* [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness loquacious]]
** [[ComicBook/{{Asterix}} "I'll be loquacious all right! I'll loquace like no one ever loquaced before!"]]
* lozenge
* luggage
** It's what you ''lug''.
* lurgy
* macho
* macropterous (thank you ''Webcomic/PennyArcade''!)
* [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress magma]]
* mahoosive
* malaise
* mammogram
* manly, or man- as a prefix (as in [[Series/{{Dollhouse}} man-reaction]])
** Manbag, Mangina, Manboobs.
** [[Anime/CowboyBebop Man Faye]]
** "[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Man tits,]] [[WesternAnimation/ThePebbleAndThePenguin AWAY!]]"
** [[VideoGame/{{Phigros}} NO ONE YES MAN]]
* [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged Mahogany.]]
** But not just any mahogany! Mahogany from the trees of planet Malchior 7! Where the trees are 300 feet tall and breathe fire!
*** ...[[VerbalTic Mahogany.]]
* Mansquito
* Marijuana
* [[WebAnimation/{{hololive}} Marine]]
* masterpiece
* [[FanFic/MyImmortal masticate]]
* matriculate
* mauve
** [[WesternAnimation/HeyArnold Stinky, we are not calling our go-kart "The Mauve Avenger".]]
* Any word with "Mc" tacked on to the beginning (like "[=McMansion=]")
* measles
** [[Creator/JimmyDavis "God wants us to spread THE MEASLES!"]]
* measly
* [[http://www.boardgamegeek.com/ Meeple]]
* megalomaniac
* [[MemeticMutation meme]]
* Menards
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndsaoMFz9J4 Meow]].
* [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Mesopotamian]]
* Midget.
* millinillion (that's 10[[superscript:3003]])
** Or better yet, [[https://digitalcommons.butler.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1895&context=wordways millillesillillion]] (which is apparently much larger than a googolplex)
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohorovicic_discontinuity Mohorovicic discontinuity]]
* minimum
** On top of being a fun word to say, if you type it on your keyboard your fingers do a little dance!
* mischief
* miss
** [[Creator/{{M2}} TRY AGAIN!! 残りRETRY 19]]
** [[VideoGame/MarioParty D'OH I MISSED]]
** [[RhythmGame 1 miss]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Wacca}} Missless!]]
* mob
* [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingalongBlog moist]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Moist von Lipwig]]
* [[HighClassGlass monocle]]
* [[TabletopGame/{{Monopoly}} monopoly]]
* monster
** [[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa I NEED A MONSTA TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE KIRBEH!!]]
* monstrosity ( usually when used to describe an object )
* [[Franchise/FinalFantasy moogle]]
** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Mog]]
* moist
* mop
* moron
** The fundamental particle of stupidity, much like the photon is for light and the electron is for charge. [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant Well, that's what it sounds like, anyway.]]
* .mpeg
* [[Literature/TheEyeOfArgon mrifk]]
* mugwump
* mukluk
* [[GodDamnedBats Murloc]]
* mushroom
** [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender "It's a...giant...mushroom! MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!"]]
** [[VideoGame/DeepRockGalactic Mushrüm!]]
* muumuu
* mycelium (my celium!)
* [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=106473 nabob]]
* nadir
* naphtha
* {{Narm}}. Seriously, try saying that with the most serious expression on your face. You will (most likely) fail.
* Neanderthal
* {{Nerf}}
* niblets
** [[Series/HannahMontana Sweet niblets!]]
* Niggardly, which means to be miserly or reluctant to spend money. Why, [[NotWhatItLooksLike what did you think it meant?]]
* nimbus
* nincompoop
* nipple
** [[Series/ABitOfFryAndLaurie Nippl-e]].
* nodule
* noggin
* [[VideoGame/FlightRising noggle]]
* noisome, which means smelly.
* nonce
* [[{{Noob}} n00b]]
** [[Creator/AlpacaHawk What, you think you're some kind of Jedi? You are a noob!]]
* noodle
* nosegay
* nostril
* nubbin
* [[NakedPeopleAreFunny Nude]], either [[Series/TheLeagueOfGentlemen with]] or [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce without]] the diphthong
* nudibranch
* nugget
* numpty
* [[NunsAreFunny nun]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheWildThornberrys NUNS think I'm a bad mother?!]]
* nunchuck
* oaf
* oakum
* object
** BigDumbObject
* oblong
* obstreperous
* Ogopogo, which is even more fun because it's a palindrome.
* The exclamation "Oi"
* ogre
* ointment
* [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros ok]][[VideoGame/EarthBound1994 ay]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark m'kay]]
* omnishambles
* onomatopoeia
** onomatopoeic
* orb
* .org
* orifice
* [[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared or]]''[[WebVideo/DontHugMeImScared gans]]''
* oscillate
* [[WebVideo/IDubbbzTV osteoporosis]]
* oust
* [[VideoGame/KidIcarus Palutena]] (actually a misromanzation of "Parthena", but has since become the official English spelling of her name)
* pamprodactyly
* pancreas
** As aptly demonstrated by the Beach Boys pastiche "Pancreas" on Weird Al Yankovic's 2006 CD ''Straight Outta Lynwood''.
** [[Anime/ExcelSaga "Ow, my]] [[Film/EncinoMan pancreas!"]]
** [[VideoGame/GartenOfBanBan "Your pancreas is mine!"]]
* Panopticon, especially [[VideoGame/{{Ultrakill}} Flesh Panopticon]]
* [[http://www.healthbolt.net/2006/12/20/232-star-wars-lines-improved-by-substituting-the-word-pants/ pants]], especially as in the United Kingdom, "pants" means underpants, with "panties" often being used for women.
** Especially when used as an adjective (e.g. "The film was utterly pants from start to finish.").
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRq1nqkmCtE&feature=related Nice pants.]]
** And on that subject, [[VideoGame/ApeEscape Monkey Pants]].
** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner "Some would say 'in my pocket'. I choose to say 'in my pants']].
*** [[http://hrwiki.org/wiki/pants We could go on.]]
** Depantsing
** Especially when [[VideoGame/KirbysEpicYarn the grass feels like them]].
* pantaloons
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Must... drop... pantaloons!]]
* [[PantyShot panties]] (''Film/AnatomyOfAMurder'' even lampshades this)
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus "Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, panties... I'm sorry..."]]
* pantyhose
* paradiddle (a drum pattern)
* parallelogram
** "parallelepiped" is probably funnier still.
* parapet
* parcheesi
* passable (Depending on your locality, it can sound like "possible" said in a peculiar accent).
* pianist
* [[Music/JackStauber peenids]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W0CQKvo-bE&pp=ygUHUGVlbmlkcw%3D%3D What was that last one?]]
* peent (the name for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Owj52XhoxI the call]] of the American woodcock, referenced further up on this page)
* peewee
* [[VideoGame/FarCry5 peggies]]
* [[Series/TheLeagueOfGentlemen pegs]]
* penis ([[http://xkcd.com/95/ "HAHA, PENIS"]])
** [[YouTubePoop pingas]]
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 PAINIS]]
** phallus
** peen
** peepnis
---> She [[GroinAttack bited my peepnis]]...YEOOOOOWCH
* [[VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} peon]]
* [[RhythmGame perfect]]
* persnickety
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Pfargtl]]
* pettyfogger
** Larsen E. Pettifogger, shady, unscrupulous attorney from ComicStrip/TheWizardOfId
** ''Film/{{Lincoln}}:
-->'''Abraham Lincoln''': Blood's been spilled to afford us this moment now! Now! Now! And you grouse so and heckle and dodge about like pettifogging Tammany Hall hucksters!
* phalange
-->[[Series/{{Friends}} "There's something wrong with the left phalange!"]]
* philatelist
* philtrum (It's that little groove in the middle of your upper lip, just under your nose.)
** Not [[VideoGame/TheImpossibleQuiz Psychedelic Boogiechild?]]
* phlegm
* [[IncurableCoughOfDeath phthisis]]
* piano
** Pianist, due to it sounding like 'penis'.
* piblokto
* pigdog
* [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Pikachu]]
** Often used by Chelsea Handler on her show as a reference to a woman's private parts, thus ensuring that nobody aware of this will watch ''Anime/PokemonTheSeries'' in quite the same way ever again (although she spells it "Peekachoo").
* pillock
* pimp - There's just something about the short I + M + double P that gets me. A high school friend would once torture me to distraction by saying "pimpin' pope" and sending me into paroxysms of laughter.
* pipsqueak
* piscene
* plenum
* plinth
** [[Series/Miranda2009 Imagine a moist plinth...]]
* [[Literature/BraveNewWorld pneumatic]]
* Plumbum, the Latin word for lead.
** [[VideoGame/TheSims plumbbob]]
** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty plumbus]]
* plump
* pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' made the mistake of abbreviating this 45-letter word to "pneumonoconiosis," but its definition of this as "a disease miners get" is priceless)
* [[VideoGame/CommanderKeen pogo]]
* poke (StopPokingMe!!!)
* polygon
* polyp
** Not if you have to get one removed (or worse yet, if it can't be removed)...
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner polymascotfoamalate]]
** Feed it to the babies!
* ponce
* Pond.
* Potty. Especailly when it's used in a context that ''doesn't'' mean "toilet" or "go to the bathroom"
* poop
** [[WesternAnimation/RobotChicken "Hello, Woody! ''(gasp)'' Do you know what my daddy did? … Poop! He pooped! Poop-de-doop doop poop! Ah, somebody left some poop in his pants."]]
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 pootis]]
* [[UsefulNotes/ThePope Pope]]
** Popemobile
*** Papalmover!
*** ANYTHING-mobile is pretty funny, actually
* popery (rarely used, but incredibly funny)
** Papist is kind of a funny word too, if still kind of offensive. Come on. Say it.
* popper
* porn
* [[Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei pororoca]]
* power cycle
* pouffe
* pox
* Praseodymium
* prawn
* preposterous
* pronk ([[https://derpibooru.org/125144 evidence]])
* punch
* puny
* puppet
* purple
* [[WebAnimation/TheDementedCartoonMovie Qrrbrbirlbel]]
* [[WebVideo/KingdomHeartsInANutshell quack]]
** [[Webcomic/Elwood2015 Quackenbush]], which is [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quackenbush actually a real surname]].
* Series/{{quark}} (the particle is named after one of the many made-up words in ''Literature/FinnegansWake'')
* [[WesternAnimation/DrawnTogether queef]]
** Especially when you take into account supersymmetry, in which the particle's hypothetical counterpart is just that particle's name with an s at the beginning. Squark, sneutrino...
* quid
* '''[[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou RAM CROTCH!!!!]]'''
* [[DynamicDifficulty rank]]
* ratio
* [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Ravioli]]
* Recidivist
* [[Website/SCPFoundation [REDACTED] ]]
* [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain repugnant]]
* [[WesternAnimation/StoryBotsSuperSongs Rhombus or rhomboid]] (what makes it funny is the [[IncrediblyLamePun Rh factor]]!)
** No idea, dude, but’s it’s a cool sounding word. Rhombus~
* [[Film/TheFinalSacrifice Rowsdower. Zap Rowsdower.]]
* riboflavin
* Ridiculous!
* robber
** rubber robber
* rubber dinghy
** Hell, both "rubber" and "dinghy" are just as funny separately.
* rubbish
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01vAsDZZzuA Rubbish Sorting]]
* rucksack
* ruckus
* [[Webcomic/ProblemSleuth rump]]
* Rumplestiltskin
* rumpus room
* sackbut (a musical instrument similar to the trombone)
* sacroiliac
* [[VideoGame/{{beatmania}} safari]]
* salty
* sandblasted
* sassafras
* savvy
* scabies
* [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius scapula]]
* schist (as in [[BigApplesauce Manhattan schist]])
* schooner
* schwa
* scoliosis
* scrobbles
* scrotum (not '''that''' inherently amusing, but when abbreviated to the first syllable ''only''...)
** scrote (a British insult based on the above)
* {{scrub}} ([[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames after you do that to all the floors in Hyrule]], ''then'' we can talk about mercy!)
--> [[Literature/TheVoyageOfTheDawnTreader There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.]]
* Seamen
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons I don't think women and seamen mix, sir]] - [[AmbiguouslyGay Waylon Smithers]].
* sebaceous
** sebum, "[[Podcast/RiffTrax the dirtiest non-dirty word there is]]"
* [[WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy sextant]]
* shagpile
* sheeple - See "meeple," above.
** [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse sneople]] - "snake people"... not to be mistaken for sne''e''ple "'''snail''' people"
* shenanigans
* {{ship|ping}}
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Enough! My ship sails in the morning.]]
** [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith Time]] to {{abandon ship|ping}}!
* shimmying
* [[Theatre/TheMusicMan shipoopi]]
* {{sh|ootEmUp}}mup
* [[GlamRock Showaddywaddy]]
** [[Series/MockTheWeek And the band was Showaddywaddy.]]
* [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail shrubbery]]
* shuttlecock (the thing you use in Badminton)
* simulator (of [[VideoGame/GoatSimulator goats]], [[VideoGame/DeeeerSimulator deer]], [[VideoGame/FarmingSimulator farming]], [[VideoGame/EuroTruckSimulator trucks]], and [[VideoGame/GranTurismo real driving]])
* skinnamarink
* sleaze
* [[WesternAnimation/HeyArnold Slippage]]
* [[Webcomic/SluggyFreelance Slorddly]]
* smacker, meaning kiss.
* [[{{Squick}} smegma]]
** Also ideal as a [[PardonMyKlingon futuristic curse word]]. "[[Series/RedDwarf Oh, smeg", "what the smeg", "smegging hell", etc.]]
* [[Literature/GoodOmens smite]]
* [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes smock]]
* [[LetsPlay/{{Lucahjin}} sni]][[VideoGame/{{Faxanadu}} eld]]
* [[ComicStrip/BloomCounty snugglebunnies]]
* sorority
* spackling (I don't know what it means, but it's funny.)
* [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} spatula]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XbCWmY0eqY Spatula City!]] [[Music/WeirdAlYankovic Spatula City!]] [[Film/{{UHF}} Spatula City!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb "I.. know... what.... we're.... going.... to do...]] '''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb spatula!]]''' [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Oh,]] ''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb today.]]'' [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb I really should have known that from the context. Oh, here's another one. Hey... where's.....]] '''[[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb spatula!]]''' [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Oh, context again."]]
** [[Creator/DaThings1 "It was a spatula, but he was keeping it"]]
* [[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Spazer]]
* spelunk (as [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Calvin]] demonstrates, it makes a good onomatopoeia for throwing a rock into a body of water)
** VideoGame/{{Spelunky}}
** spelunker
* sphincter ([[Film/WaynesWorld "Asphinctersayswhat?"]])
* splanchnic
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Catscratch}} Splee]]
* [[UselessSpleen spleen]]
** ''[[VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes "My spleen!"]]''
** [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim AAUUUUUUUUUUGH!!! MY SPLEEEEN!!!]]
** [[Film/GangsOfNewYork "The liver!" "The heart!" "THE SPLEEN!!"]]
*** "My squeedlyspooch!"
** It's doubly funny when used in the phrase "venting one's spleen", which sounds like something [[{{Squick}} really gross]].
* splendid
* spondonacles
* spooge
* [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon spoon]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Rejected}} My spoon is too big!]]
*** [[WesternAnimation/TheTick SPOOOOOOOOON!]]
* {{spork}}
** sporf - a combination of spoon, fork and knife
* sporran
* spunk
** [[WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife SPUNKY!!! SPUNKY!!!]]
* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames SQUADALA! WE'RE OFF!!]]
* squalid
* {{Squee}}
* squeegee
* {{squick}}
* squirm
* [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo squishy]]
* stagflation
* steeple
* Sternum
* Sticklebricks
** They make a fabulous backscratcher too!
* stickler
** [[WesternAnimation/StickinAround Real mature, Bradley.]]
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strangelet strangelets]]
* Strontium
* [[MemeticMutation succ]]
* sulphuretted
* sundry
* [[WesternAnimation/SouthParkBiggerLongerAndUncut super]]
** [[VideoGame/SuperHexagon hexagon]]
* [[Film/MaryPoppins Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious]]
* supercilious (not to be confused with "super silly", it means "smugly superior")
** "[[VideoGame/SNKVsCapcomSVCChaos Supercillious (sic) jester. You stick in my craw.]]"
* [[YouTubePoop sus]]
* suspenders
* swag
** [[WebVideo/NonePiece "You got the stuff?" "Yeah I got some swaaaaag for ya!"]]
** ''VideoGame/{{Radirgy}} Swag''
* swaggering (as an adjective)
* [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 SWORD VAN]]
* [[WebVideo/JonTron swood]]
* syllogism
* syphilis
* {{syzygy}}
* tango
* [[DirtyCommunist tankie]]
* tarnation
* teepee
* teeth
* telephony
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner tertiary]]
* testicles
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Attention, restaurant customers. Testicles. That is all.]]
* testify ([[VideoGame/{{Arcaea}} Beyond 12]])
* thagomizer: the spikes on a stegosaurus' tail. Even funnier if you know [[ComicStrip/TheFarSide the origin.]][[note]]which would be in memory of the late Thag Simmons[[/note]]
* thingamajig
* think tank
* thrice
* thong, which can mean underwear, or a flip flop, especially in Australia or New Zealand.
* thwart and all variations (thwarted, thwarting, etc.)
* Tiddlywinks, a game in which you use a squidger to squop your opponent's winks.
* '''''[[{{Pinball}} TILT]]'''''
* titillate
* tittle (the dot at the top of a lowercase I or J)
* [[http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=4293 titular]]
* [[VideoGame/HotelMario toaster]] (especially if it shoots ProjectileToast)
** [[VideoGame/{{Arcaea}} Note design: Toaster]]
* [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate Torgo]]
* toggle. For example: toggle the "Toggle Toggles" toggle to toggle the toggling of toggles on or off.
* toilet, when it means the act of grooming oneself, as in "completing one's toilet".
* trampoline
* [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooWhereAreYou treasure]]
* tree
** George, George, ''WesternAnimation/GeorgeOfTheJungle'', WatchOutForThatTree
** [[WesternAnimation/BrotherBear I spy something... green.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaQ7Kfg9Us Tree.]]
** [[Series/TheJoyOfPainting Let's paint some happy little trees.]]
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus And now... ''The LARCH''.]]
* [[Creator/DannyDeVito tresh]]
* [[VideoGame/AntiIdleTheGame triangle]]
** triangular (but only when pronounced with a broad "a")
** [[Series/{{Lazytown}} triagonal]]
* trilby
* {{Troll}}
* trope ([[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife if you've been hanging out here long enough]])
* trousers
* trundle
* truss
** [[Series/HelloCheeky Hannigan's truss boutique]]
** [[UsefulNotes/LizTruss Trussonomics]]
* tube
* tubercle
* [[{{Lemon}} tumescence]]
* turban
* turgid
** turgidity
* [[Creator/TheMarxBrothers tusks]]
* tutee (someone being taught by a tutor)
* tutu
* twee
* udder
* ugly
* ukulele
** The common pronunciation [=[/ˌjuːkəˈleɪli/]/(YOO-kə-LAY-lee) or the "correct" [ˈʔukuˈlɛlɛ]/(OO-koo-LEH-leh)=]
* ululate
* underpants
** Ken Keeler, one of the head writers of ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', declared that the word underpants is 20% funnier than the word underwear.
** Perhaps this is due to the fact that the term "pants" is also quite funny.
* ungulate ("a hoofed mammal", though it would make a darn fine verb as well)
* unguent
** "[[Film/{{Fargo}} Unguent! I need unguent..."]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqY3VHubd_g unitard]]
* unununium
* [[UranusIsShowing Uranus]]
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Urectum]]
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metabolic_waste#Uricotelism uricotelic]] (because it sounds bit like 'eureka'.)
* urinal
** urinal cakes are also much more hilarious than just regular cakes
** [[YouSayTomato you-RINE-ull]].
* uvula (the funny-looking thing that dangles at the back of the mouth)
** [[Series/SaturdayNightLive "Dear Sis: It'll behoove ya to care for your uvula."]]
** '''[[LetsPlay/ChuggaaConroy Who stares at my UVULA?!]]'''
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "And dry-clean my uvula!"]]
** [[WebVideo/VShojo "That sounds like a sex thing."]]
* varlet
* vestigial
* vegetable (Cite: Edmund Series/{{Blackadder}} declaring himself to be "[[TitleDrop the Black]]...Vegetable", the name "[[Manga/{{Naruto}} Land of Vegetables]]". QED.)
* [[Memes/{{Advertising}} Volcanicityyyyyyyy]]. Of course, it's a known fact that Matt Berry can make ''anything'' sound funny. Including the word "[[Series/GarthMarenghisDarkplace customer]]".
* voluptuous
* vulva
* wacky
* [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner wad]]
* waddle
** Or even [[Series/TheFastShow Chris Waddle]]
** [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls WADDLES]]!
** [[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa Waddle Dee!]]
* wagon
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFy0x_Uixo jackwagon]]
* [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Wankel rotary engine]]
* wax
* [[Theatre/{{Kismet}} wazir]]
* [[BlandNameProduct WcDonald's]]
** [[Series/LookAroundYou cDonald's Theorem]]
* weenie
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Weenie Hut Junior's?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Frankenweenie}} Frankenweenie]]
* welshp
* wenus
* [[FauxtivationalPoster whaargarbl]]
* wharf
* whirligig
* whatchamacallit
* widdershins (an old-fashioned Scottish word meaning "counter-clockwise")
* Widdly Scuds?
* wiener
** [[Film/WelcometotheDollhouse Wiener Dog]]!
* wiggle
* Platform/{{Wii}}
* willy-nilly
* wimp
* wizard
** AWizardDidIt
* [[VideoGame/PizzaTower Woag]]
** YEEEOOOWOWOWOWOW
* [[Franchise/StarWars Womp Rat]]
* [[TheWoobie Woobie]]
* wood
** [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog zone]]
* Woolly
* [[NWordPrivileges Woppie]]
* wowser
* Woy Woy
* [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Wrinklefucker]]
* Wumpus
* Wuzzle
* Yell
* Yippee!
* Yoctosecond
* [[Narm/StarWars youngling]]
* [[WebAnimation/BattleForDreamIsland Yoylecake]]
* yurt
* ziggurat
* zaftig
* zamboni
** Almost sounds like a Russian [[Film/JamesBond Bond villain]], doesn't it? "You'll never get away with this, Zamboni!"
** [[Film/DeadPool2016 "Hahahaha... you're ... you're about to be killed by a Zamboni!"]]
** [[VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies Zomboni]]
* [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou zetta]]
* zoo
** [[VideoGame/PuttPutt ZOOZOOZOO]]
* [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwitterion zwitterion]]
* Anything made up by Creator/SpikeMilligan (''Radio/TheGoonShow'', for example, got a lot of mileage from "Ying tong iddle i po".)
* InherentlyFunnyWords can quickly derail a spelling bee:
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWJ3UlW3C50 Sardoodledom]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjzrNWPul9E Numnah]]
* Say it with me: [[Film/MaryPoppins Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!]][[note]]Even though the sound of it is really quite atrocious![[/note]]
** Homaged and made funnier by WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic's review of ''Batman and Robin''. How bad was it? Only one word could describe it: "Iiiiiit's super-crap-a-fuck-a-rif-ic-ex-pi-al-a-bull-shit!"
* Most words ending in "-unge"
[[/folder]]

!!By language

[[folder:Celtic languages]]
* '''Welsh:'''
** Newyddion
** Nodwedd
** Llandudno
** Aberdovey. Sounds lovely, doesn't it?
** Not to mention that "penguin", one of the funniest of them all, might originally derive from Welsh.
** [[OverlyLongName Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch]] (punchline in a few films, like ''Film/{{Barbarella}}''). [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNN3Cpnur1k Here is how you pronounce it.]]
** Eisteddfod
** Ystradgynlais (aka "why strangle us")
*** It's said "Us-Truh-GUN-lice".
** Bangor
** Abbeycwmhir
** Popty-ping (colloquial term for "microwave").
*** Literally translates as "ping bakery" which makes it even funnier.
** Pili-pala (butterfly)
** Rhiannon, a figure of Welsh mythology; Stevie Nicks of Music/FleetwoodMac discovered the name in a novel about a woman named Branwen possessed by another woman named Rhiannon. After writing the song, Nicks was later surprised to discover that the lyrics also applied to the legendary figure, and did further research on the Mabinogion story, unsure if further Rhiannon works would become a movie, musical, cartoon, or a ballet.
** Sboncen (squash)
** Sbigoglys (spinach)
** Nantycaws, a place name from Carmarthenshire meaning "stream of cheese".
** Pump, which means "five" and is pronounced "pimp".
** Igam-ogam (zigzag)
** The English word "whirlygig" is funny in itself, and in Welsh it becomes the equally amusing "chwyrligwgan".

* '''Irish:'''
** Scoite
** [[CarryABigStick Shillelagh]].
** Scíth, pronounced "shkee", means "wings".
** Fuch means "wasp". Irish pronounces 'ch' like a spitting 'kh sound', so it sounds like "fuck".
** A lot of words become this if you forget the fada (á,é,í,ó,ú) since féar (grass) turns into fear (man). Or a sweet cake becomes a poop cake.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Yiddish]]
* Anything in [[YiddishAsASecondLanguage Yiddish]], or sounding ''like'' Yiddish, even (Note that about half of the examples are either Hebrew and German words, or very close to them. Yiddish practically mishes the ridiculoucy of those two languages and takes it up to eleven):
** AlterKocker
** blech (a metal sheet you place on your heated stove to keep food warm, especially during [[UsefulNotes/{{Judaism}} Shabbos]])
** bupkis (might sound like a ForeignCussWord, though it literally means "beans," and sometimes can mean "nothing/worthless")
** cockamamie
** --dik, a common suffix which turns certain words into humorous ones. It's the Yiddish version of the German --dig, and it means "of a kind". For instance, food that is Kosher for Passover is pesachdik, which sounds filthy when you say it.
** ferkokter
** [[Magazine/{{MAD}} fershlugginer]]
** hoohah,
** veeblefetzer
** ganef
** [[Film/RushHour gefilte fish]]
** gevalt
** kabosh
** [[http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=167645&title=daily/colbert-renounce kreplach]]
** kvetch
** matsess
** meshuggenah
** paskudnyik
** nogoodnik
** plotz
** putz
** schlemiel
** schlemazel
** schlepp
** schlong
** schmaltz
** schmegege
** schmuck
*** Which just happens to literally mean "[[DidNotDoTheBloodyResearch penis]]". [[AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle Now You Know.]] [[BottomOfTheBarrelJoke Then again, that meaning probably just makes it funnier]].
*** That's how it evolved to its present meaning: "Oh, you think you're so big? Big shmig! You're just a little shmuck."
** schnook
** schnorrer: A mooching beggar, the equivalent of J. Wellington Wimpy approaching ComicStrip/{{Popeye}} and saying "I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today", or pretend to treat a guest with "Two hamburgers; I'm buying, he's paying", or "Let's have a duck dinner... you bring the ducks."
** In ''Theatre/AnimalCrackers'' featuring Groucho as Captain Spaulding:
-->'''Chorus''': Hooray for Captain Spaulding, the African explorer,\\
'''Capt. Spaulding''': Did someone call me schnorrer?\\
'''Chorus''': Hooray, hooray, hooray!
** schvitz
** shmooze
** shpilkis
** tuchus
** tummler
** verklempt
** vershpuket
** The classic and incredibly useful "Oy vey!"
** The word "Yiddish" itself.
** The WordSchmord trope makes things funnier.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:other Germanic languages]]
* '''Afrikaans:'''
** Aardvark- literally "earth pig"
** Free Sample = Gratis Monster (Gratis pronounced Hratis)
** Hell, "Afrikaans" itself is pretty funny.
** Trying listening to someone with an Afrikaans accent speak English sounds like some sort of mutant who bounces between Australia, the UK, and some alternate dimension on business regularly.
** For other examples, see the entire of the film Film/{{District 9}}.
*** For a further, greater example, see Lethal Weapon: "But... You're blick!"
** Klipspringer

* '''Dutch:'''
** tentoonstelling
*** hottentottententententoonstelling
** sokken
** pannekoek
** augurk
** daarna
** zeehond
** varken
** kakkerlak
** telefoon
** nieuw
** kinnesinne
** fietsverhuurbedrijf
** potverdekke
** geel
** ijsvrij
** knoeien
** meisje
** mergel
** schrikkeljaar
** sinaasappelsap
** spiegel
** tachtig
** winkel

* '''[[UsefulNotes/GermanLanguage German]]:'''
** Achtung
*** !
*** !!!
*** Gesundheit!
** Arschgeige (literally "ass violin"; used to mean "asshole" or "idiot")
** [[VideoGame.TeamFortress2 Dummkopf]]
** fuchsteufelswild
** Lederhosen
*** funny word for a funny garment
** [[KillItWithFire Flammenwerfer]]
*** [[MemeticMutation It werfs flammen]]
** Gedankenexperiment
** Pritschenwagen ("pickup truck", which is pretty funny itself)
** Wolpertinger, a mythical creature that is itself meant to be frightening but, seeing as it's a bunny rabbit with large antlers, ends up as adorable
** Kaninchen. In other words, a li'l fluffy bunny!
*** Karnickel, a regional term for the same li'l bunneh! (But it is better because it has more k's!)
** Gegenüber
** Kampfflugzeug
** Kartoffelsalat (potato salad)
** Kofferraumdeckel
** Kugelschlepper
** Mannschaft (which is simply the word for "team" but sounds dirty)
*** "Ich spiele gern mit meiner Mannschaft, jeden Tag."
** Schwanz ("tail"; in slang it can mean what you think Mannschaft means)
** Ochsenschwanzsuppe (ox tail soup, but considering what the word above can mean...)
** Schnurrbart
** Dick (it means "thick" in the measurement-and-body-shape-senses)
** Schlange ("snake")
*** And a rattlesnake is a Klapperschlange! Which actually means basically the same thing, but is funnier.
** Siebenfacher and Sonnenkreis (it's two words, but it still counts)
** Spinnenfinger ("spider fingers", unattactively long (often cold) fingers, that look like spiderlegs; especially funny if spoken in a Hessian dialect)
** Ausfahrt (highway exit)
** Gegengegangen
** Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft. [[http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizit%C3%A4tenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft Longest-published word in the language,]] at 79~80 letters (nowadays, it would be written with a ''triple'' F).
*** FFF
** Ananas (pineapple, not bananas)
** [[Music/KraftWerk Schaufensterpuppen]]
** Schmetterling (Butterfly. Interestingly, "schmettern" means to strike hard/violently)
** Schnauzer
** Schwippschwager (The brother in law of your brother or sister in law)
** Und (and), if said in the [[Film/YoungFrankenstein right]] [[ElmuhFuddSyndwome way]].
** Wienerschnitzel
** Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung ("speed limit")
** [[VideoGame/QuestForGlory Pferdefedern]] (literally, "horse feathers")
** Dirndl
** packen
** kaputt (which has been loaned to English)
** Mumpitz (which means something along the line of "balderdash")
** Ach!
** Vergnügt (pronounced "fair-gnyct." go ahead, try and say it without giggling.)
** Dudelsack, pronounced "doodle-zock". It means "bagpipe".
** Schmaltz
** Büstenhalter
** Pfannkuchen
** Haasenpfeffer
** rumspringen
** Oddly enough, [[Theatre/AvenueQ schadenfreude]]. It means receiving pleasure at the pain of others.
** Fünf
*** Fünfundfünfzig (Foonf-oont-foonf-zic. It means 55.)
*** See [[http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/060209.html this]] ''Webcomic/{{Sheldon}}'' comic.
*** Sechs (was the cause of much amusement in my German class)
** Walpurgisnacht
*** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Except now it's also terrifying]]
** Schnupfen
** Besteckschublade
** vollgepfropft ("choked up")
** Spargel (Asparagus) (Pronounced "schpargel")
** Schweinehund
** Hauptbahnhof
** jodeln ("to yodel" -- remember that J is pronounced as Y)
** Eichhörnchen (squirrel. This word is very hard to pronounce correctly if German isn't your first language. Try to say it several times in a row and not laugh.)
** Even funnier is the infamous "Oachkatzlschwoaf" (squirrel's tail) from many Bavarian dialects. If you plan a trip to Bavaria, be prepared to pronounce the word correctly, or else you'll be dismissed with an angry "Saubreißn".
** Fagott (bassoon -- the accent goes on the second syllable)
*** Fagott?! Mein Gott!
** Zweitterion, a type of organic molecule.
** Kartofflewaffle
** Klappspaten
** Kürbiskernsuppe
** Großen (especially if preceded by the word "mit")
** Backpfeifengesicht
** hirnamputiert
** Arsch mit Ohren
** Vollpfosten
** Qualle
** Meerschweinchen (guinea pig)
** Munitionschlepper (ammunition carrier). And yes, [[MemeticMutation it schleps munitions]].

* '''Scots'''[[note]]The sister language of English spoken in UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}}; not to be confused with Scottish ''Gaelic'', which belongs to the Celtic family of languages[[/note]]
** Cludgie (toilet)
** [[ForeignQueasine Haggis]]
** Hogmanay (Slang for "New Years Eve)
** Wee (small)
** Neap (turnip, slang for idiot)
** Bahookie (A person's backside)
** Och (Oh)
** Tattie (Potato)
** And a great number of English words [[FunetikAksent spoken in the native accent]] (Aboot, Oot, Canne, Dinnae, etc.)

* '''Swedish'''
** Basically, anything at IKEA. One particular example, appleflarn, an oat cookie with [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin apple pieces baked in]].
** Another one is Malm. You can't say it without lapsing into meditation speak. Mallllllmmmmmmm
** 'Fart' means 'speed', as in 'velocity'. There are roadsigns in Sweden with words such as 'Infart', 'Utfart', 'Påfart' and 'Avfart'. [[CaptainObvious In]] = [[ShapedLikeItself In]]. Ut = Out. På = On. Av = Off. Also, 'Cruise control' is 'Fartkontroll'.
** sex ("sex", but also "six")
** slut ("end"; pronounced "sloot")
** Rymdkapsel (space capsule)
** sjuksköterska (nurse)

* '''Norwegian'''
** besudle
** blaut
** blingse
** brakkvann
** brennkvikk
** brorpart
** brudulje
** byks
** dirre
** dog
** dolk
** doning
** dumrian
** dustemikkel
** dy
** dyd
** elendig
** endelikt
** eplekjekk
** fandenivoldsk
** fiffig
** fjompenisse
** fleis
** flintskalla
** flust
** forkvakle
** fusentast
** harnisk
** hendelig
** henslengt
** herpe
** hes
** hjå
** hytte
** høyesterettsjustitiarius (Try saying that one fast!)
** inkurie
** innertier
** jypling
** kaputt
** kimse
** klossmajor
** knagg
** knyst
** kurant
** kustus
** kverke
** latsabb
** lende
** ljå
** manko
** mannevond
** måfå
** neppe
** nusselig
** nyss
** nøtteskrike
** ordelag
** outrert
** pinadø
** pladask
** programforplikta
** propert
** putevar
** pølse
** radbrekke
** rotekopp
** ræl
** røkla
** saldo
** salig
** samt
** skeis
** skorte
** skvip
** skvulp
** slask
** slurv
** slåbrok
** spleise
** sporenstreks
** spurv
** sumlebukk
** tafatt
** tekke
** traktat
** traktere
** tufte
** tvert
** tyn
** tyst
** vanke
** vederstyggelig
** vonbroten
** vralte
** vranghals
** vræl
** vrøvl
** ydmyk
** åtgaum


[[/folder]]

[[folder:Italic languages]]
* '''Latin:'''
** The pronoun hic, haec (pronounce [haik]), hoc. Also works if you're a Francophone, as "hic" is the onomatopoeia for hiccups in both French and English.
*** The ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}'' comics went to town with this -- every time they showed a drunk Roman, they'd use all three pronouns for his hiccups.
** Not to mention, the verb 'facio'. (And to go with imperatives- 'Dic me! Dic me!' It ought to have some indicators for long vowels, but not in our textbook...)
** ambulabamus ("We were walking")
*** In fact, any verb ending in -bimus, -bamus, -bimini or -bamini is funny.
** desideraverant ("They had desired")
** plumbum (lead)
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutunus_Tutunus Mutunus Tutunus]], a phallic marriage deity.
** superbum (superb)
** ignis fatuus
** duodequinquaginta - "forty-eight". Math hatred probably started with this word.
** The word for "no one" is "Nemo". The accusative form is "Neminem".
*** [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo All right, all right, don't hurt yourself...]]

* '''French:'''
** agrafeuse, the lovely word for stapler
** affiche, or "poster" used in the same way with a French accent
** Beau tchoc (means "pretty bird" in Cajun French)
** bibliothèque (library)
** calculatrice
** caoutchouc, especially in the song [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PITnJAnmjqw Ça Plane Pour Moi]]
** chouchou (teacher's pet)
** concombre, or cucumber
** ennui
** escargot (snail)
*** [[Anime/KirbyRightBackAtYa ESCARGOON!!!]]
** harpe, and since the h is silent, it makes someone saying sound as if they are trying some strange seal bark. Try continually saying "arp arp arp arp" with a French accent and not laugh.
** hockey, especially when "au" is used before it.
** feuille (Means leaf and is pronounced like an "f" with the "oo" from "good" combined with a "y" sound").
*** Actually, any word with an "euille" sound is funny. Feuille, fauteuil...
** fromage (cheese)
** le fromage est mort parce que le chat est dans l'aspirateur or: the cheese is dead because the cat is in the vacuum cleaner.
** "[[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Omelette du Fromage]]."
** grenouille (frog)
** ménage
** merde, even better because it means poop (as well as made famous by Creator/MontyPython).
** WebVideo/{{Nimportequi}}
** pamplemousse (used as a running gag in the webcomic Webcomic/BobTheAngryFlower)
*** Used ''incorrectly'', nonetheless; "pamplemousse" actually means "grapefruit".
*** There's even a band that derives it's name from this word, though they change the spelling to Pomplamoose.
** phoque, pronounced like a certain English F word (elementary school French class was never the same when they came up with that silly zoo program where you clicked on the animals, and all you could hear was "phoque", "phoque"...)
*** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Cluster phoque]]
** piscine (swimming pool).
** poisson (fish), especially because of its closeness in spelling to "poison" (the French word for which is spelled identically to the English--and, yes, the pun is exploited in French editions of ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}'')
*** "Who poisoned the poisson?"
** poubelle
*** plus belle qu'une poubelle
** quinze (meaning fifteen: pronounced "kanz").
** raplapla, meaning tired
** "WesternAnimation/{{Ratatouille}}". It's a stew right? Why do they call it that? If you're going to name a food, you should give it a name that sounds ''delicious''! Ratatouille doesn't sound delicious. It sounds like "rat" and "patootie". "Rat patootie"!
** rikiki (which translates into English as "puny", itself a funny word)
** roploplo, usually used as plural, [[MostCommonSuperpower roploplos]]
** Tractopelle (backhoe)
** vraisemblablement
** Zut! (Blast!)
** If it were not a racist slur against people of North African descent, the word "bougnoule" could easily qualify.

* '''Spanish:'''
** chimichanga (a Mexican dish)
*** [[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} DID YOU SAY CHIMICHANGAS?!]]
** chicharrón (fried pork rinds)
** hablaba (I/he/she/it spoke)
** trabajaba (I/he/she/it worked)
*** And by association, trabajábamos (we worked)
*** Any past imperfect conjugation of any verb ending in -ar really...
*** jugaba (I/he/she/it played)
*** Except the irregulars
** mundo (world)
** Me Puse (I have) When you pronounce it correctly, it sounds like a cat.
** mofongo (a Puerto Rican dish)
** bufanda (scarf)
*** [[MemeticMutation Yo sé. Billy la Bufanda es una bufanda]].
** jipijapa (Panama hat)
** galimatías (gobbledygook)
** Perú, emú, cebú, anticucho (according to the -oo phonetics)
*** Ñandú. Seriously, try to say it with a straight face.
** ñoño
** otorrinolaringólogo
** todopoderoso
** vehementemente
** marmota (groundhog)
** panza (belly)
** salchichas (sausages)
** By extension, most words with the suffix "-ito" and "-ita" as a diminutive ("pancita")
*** Not to mention you can repeat the diminutive as many times as you like for emphasis, thus something extremely small could be ''chiquitititititito" or "chiquitiquitiquitico"
** pie (foot) (pronounced PEE-eh)
** sacapuntas (pencil sharpener)
** equipaje (baggage). Say it out loud.
** catorce (fourteen)
*** [[Music/{{U2}} ¡Uno, dos, tres, catorce!]]
** yuxtaponer (to juxtapose) and all its conjugations: yuxtapusiste, yuxtapuesto, yuxtaponga...
** salto (leap)
** cacahuate (Mexican Spanish for peanut)
** marmita (cooking pot)
** limpiaparabrisas (windshield wipers)
** poner, pongo (to put, I put)
*** And puse ("I put" in the past)!!! Meow, meow...
** pescado (fish)
** atún (tuna)
** pez globo (blowfish)
** facón (a sword carried by Argentinian cowboys)
** quizás (perhaps)... again, say it out loud.
** desafortunadamente (unfortunately)
** guacamolè (avocado-based dip)
** ñiquiñaque (trash/junk)
** pedigüeño (beggar)
** huachinango (red snapper)
** chancla (sandal)
** albóndigas (meatballs)

* '''Italian:'''
** squillante (trilling)
** Adverbs which are formed by adding the suffix "-mente" to present participles ending in "-ente". Particularly the word ''indipendentemente'' ("independently"). More so if you ''still'' haven't grasped its proper pronunciation.
** words ending in -otto: salsicciotto, bambolotto, orsacchiotto...
** words ending in -one: bombolone, provolone, polpettone...basically, most Italian word endings are inherently funny
** aiuola (flowerbed)
** arzigogolato (convoluted)
** sghiribizzo (whim)
** scarabocchio (scribble)
** pisello (pea, but also means "willie", as in penis)
** patata (potato, but also a nickname for a certain female part)
** pappa (pap, baby food)
** pupù (poop)
** rimbambito (senile)
** trottolino (lively child)
** marmotta (groundhog)
** culetto (little butt)
** dondolo (swing)
** cuculo (cuckoo)
%%*** an old video (which, unfortunately has been deleted long ago) about Skyrim had the narrator fighting a dragon and screaming "NOOOO MI STA FACENDO IL CUCULO"
** abbiocco (fit of drowsiness)
** abitabilità (habitability)
** cocomero (watermelon)%%or anguria
** bufala (female buffalo, but is also used to mean "hoax")
** patatrac (a crashing sound)
** chiappe (butt cheeks. A similar word, but probably unrelated, is schiappa, "loser", which also is a funny word)
** stronzio (strontium, but it sounds almost identical to an Italian insult: stronzo, "turd". Everybody will giggle if you mention it)
** coccoloso (cuddly)
** acciaccatura (a musical ornament)
** [[Music/BeastieBoys Aglio e Olio]] (pronounced Ah-lee-oh-lee-oh-lee-oh)
** salsicciotto (small sausage)
** mozzarella (the famous type of cheese, but also sometimes used to mean... [[BuxomBeautyStandard Well...]])
** pigna (pinecone)
%%I've also read a story that used "pigne" to
%%descirbe big messy piles of clothing, but I
%%don't know if it's unique to that story, or if
%%it's a legitimate meaning
** cesso (either a rude noun, literally meaning "toilet", but also used for a {{Gonk}}... or a verb, meaning "I quit". But the latter meaning is more archaic)
** piccione (pigeon), and impiccione (a nosy person. The two words are unrelated, but puns are common nonetheless)
** puzza (stench)
** goffo ([[TheKlutz clumsy]])
** rospo (toad)
** fellone (felon)
** vetusto (archaic)
** fagiano (pheasant. They are sometimes referenced in Series/CameraCafe, seemingly for no other reason other than being a funny word)
%%they even made a song about them

%%* '''Romanian:'''
* '''Sardinian:'''
** cucumiao (barn owl)
** arrattapignata (bat)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Japanese]]
* [[Manga/RozenMaiden desu]] - if you don't think it's funny, say it five times fast without giggling.
* kyuukyuusha (ambulance)
* [[Manga/TheWorldGodOnlyKnows shouboushaaa~]] (fire engine)
* Chikatetsu (subway)
* koko/soko/asoko (here/there/over there)
* demo (but)
* eeto (um...), n, and other stopgaps and fillers
* In particular, "ano...," meaning "that..." (or, isolated, "hmm...") is popular as well, sounds slightly dirty in English and IS dirty in Spanish and Italian [[note]] it means "anus" in both languages[[/note]].
* moshimoshi (hello - specifically when you pick up the phone)
* haha (mother) and chichi (father)
* aso, because if one says it the right way...
* chin - while still a body part, it's not in the same region as the english one.
** Try below the belt. Actually, almost any euphemism for a penis is Japanese is hilarious. There's at least twelve.
* Nobuatsu Aoki.
* baka (largely thanks to [[Manga/RanmaOneHalf Akane]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QleyNcziqc0 Tendo]])
* bukkake (the smart bomb of dirty words. First off, few people know what it is - those who don't go home and look it up..."AAAAAAAAAAGH!" It also has a totally clean alternate meaning as a style of noodle preparation. Plus, it's ridiculously fun to say). And it can also be easily confused with "{{Bokukko}}".
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Shoekkake]]
* [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Yoshi]]
* Oppai
* bonkura
* "Cake" is pronounced as "ke-ki", or, coincidentally, "[[VideoGame/StarCraft KE KE KE KE]]".
* Itadakimasu (somewhat appropriately, sounds like "Eat a duck, we must")
* Nani?! Standard for any moe-blob.
** To westerners, the word is best known for its usage in Anime/FistOfTheNorthStar.
* [[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Dango]]
* [[Anime/FushigiYuugi No da!/Na no da!]]
* Gyūnyu (cow milk)
** Fun fact: [[Anime/DragonBallZ Captain Ginyu]]'s name comes from this word!
* Nemukunaru... (You are getting sleepy...)
** YOU try saying it over and over while you hold [[HypnoPendulum something that is swaying back and forth]] and not crack a smile.
* Saimin (Hypnosis)[[note]]Alternatively, Saiminjutsu[[/note]]
** [[{{Duck}} Say it around a boy named Simon and see what happens.]]
* Washi (how old men say "I" or "me"). Try saying it in an old man's voice.
* -tachi, a collectivizing suffix for all the various gender- and age- specific ways to say "I" (ore/boku/atashi/watashi/etc.), which can add a humorous nuance beyond the meaning of "we" ("Ore-tachi"="we [tough guys]...")
** The word "tomodachi" was originally made by applying the collectivizing "-tachi" to the word "tomo" (friend), but nowadays this word also means a single friend. How to make a noun which explicitly means "a group of friends"? Well, of course, add the same suffix once more: "tomodachitachi"!
* [[http://gai-gin.com/comic_0124.shtml Seieki]].
* 若干 (jakkan), despite being more or less synonymous with ちょっと (chotto) or 少し (sukoshi), is considered more inherently funny.
* Atatakai - warmish
** Even more fun in past tense, "Atatakakatta"
* Uso (lie).
* Midori means green and is insanely fun to say (though not as much as tokidoki)
* Wagamama (selfishness)
[[/labelnote]]
* {{Hikikomori}}, but probably not funny if you know one or ''are'' one.
* Hito is 'person', while hitobito is 'people'.
* [[EarCleaning mimikaki]]
* Ninki (popular)
* Nonki (easy going. Trying it and the above in rapid succession.)
* Shishunki (puberty). Especially funny for Russian speakers when transliterated (using the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrillization_of_Japanese Polivanov system]]) as "сисюнки", which is dangerously close to the Russian word for "titties".
* konnichiwa
* shiitake (as in the mushrooms)
** [[Series/TheCatherineTateShow "Shit ache mushrooms?!"]]
* Basically any by itself, especally "Pu" (see "Poo" above), and any other symbols ending in "U" (for the same reasons of he "oo" words).
* The sequence of numbers, 8-8-7-1 (hachi hachi nana ichi)
** Using the slightly less popular Japanese variation for "seven", the same sequence is "Hachi-Hachi-Shichi-Ichi.
* geso (squid tentacles for eating)[[note]]We have [[Manga/SquidGirl Ika Musume]] to thank for that, [[VerbalTic de geso.]][[/note]]
* sumo (a funny name for a funny sport)
* {{ninja}}
* Unputenpu (trusting something to chance). Fans of ''Manga/{{Kaiji}}'' will be familiar with this one.
* Kuuki versus Kukki: the first means "air," the second is the Japanese pronunciation of "cookie." [[HilarityEnsues You will get them mixed up.]]
** Similarly: chizu (map) vs. chiizu (cheese)
* Many Japanese ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' names qualify as this, with many of them being portmanteaus of existing words:
** Pikachu ([[MondegreenGag "Pick a chew, any chew!"]])
** Fushigisou (Ivysaur)
** Shizarigā/Shizariger (Crawdaunt)
** Roobushin/Roopushin (Conkeldurr)
** Būbā/Boober (Magmar) and Booby (Magby)
*** {{Heh Heh|You Said X}}, "booby".
** Matadogasu (Weezing)
** Ragurāji (Swampert)
** Kekkingu (Slaking)
** Bosugodora/Bossgodora (Aggron)
** Mukuhōku (Staraptor)
** Rejigigasu (Regigigas; fun to say in English as well)
** Gigaiasu (Gigalith)
** Gamageroge (Seismitoad)
** Darumakka
** Hihidaruma (Darmanitan)
** Rankurusu (Reuniclus)
** Baibanira (Vanilluxe)
** Shikijika (Deerling)
** Mebukijika (Sawsbuck)
** Tamagetake (Foongus)
** Gigigiaru (Klinklang)
** Shibishirasu (Tynamo)
** Shibibīru (Eelektrik)
** Ononokusu (Haxorus)
** Genosekuto (Genesect)
* wakuwaku
* ojama
* [[http://tangorin.com/#general/mushi mushi]]
** Even better for Germans, because "Muschi" (pronounced the same) means "pussy" (in both the cat and the... non-cat sense).
* Manga/{{Mushishi}}
* [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Sata Andagi!]]
* okonomiyaki
* sai (rhinoceros)
* i (stomach. Yes, that's only one letter in romaji)
* Tokyo and Kyoto, especially if close together. ("Tokyo and Kyoto" itself can be pretty funny in Japanese - the Japanese word for "and" is "to". Also, formally Tokyo is referred to as "Tokyo-to", meaning "Tokyo, the capital")
** The Japanese の ("no" to an English speaker and a Spanish speaker) and the English and Spanish "no" (の to a Japanese speaker) can cause hilarious misunderstandings. "Tokyo? No. Kyoto.", in English, and "Tokyo no Kyoto", in Japanese, mean ''very'' different things even though they are pronounced in almost the exact same way.
* otokonoko (young man)
* kabuki
* [[Franchise/{{Godzilla}} Gojira]]
** Which is also a [[NameToRunAwayFromReallyFast Name to run away from really fast]]. It's a combination of "gorilla" and ""''kujira''" (whale).
* Bangohan. (dinner)
* kuso. (shit)
** kusoge (shitty game, usually of the SoBadItsGood variety)
* Yamete! (Stop it!)
* Wani (crocodile/alligator)
* ''VideoGame/PuyoPuyo'' (an onomatopoeia for squishy, gooey things)
* Yopparatta (drunk)
* take (bamboo)
--> '''Choko:''' [[https://youtu.be/65Smh8rwdJI Ta-ta-ta ta-ke take take take...]]
* ron (Callout for winning a hand off someone's discarded tile in TabletopGame/{{mahjong}}. Often a JumpScare for the discarding player, too.)
* VisualNovel/{{umineko|WhenTheyCry}} (seagull, written as 海猫...which, separately, mean "sea" and "cat". In other words, seagulls are sea kittens.)
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[[folder:Other Languages]]
* '''Aboriginal Australian languages:'''
** kookaburra
** Woop Woop. Yes, it's a place.
** kangaroo
** wallaby
** Toowoomba
** Woomera
*** Although what went on in the place of the same name is [[http://www.green.net.au/humpsnotdumps/woomera.htm considerably]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Woomera_IRPC less funny]].
** Coonamble
** Wagga Wagga
** Goondiwindi
** didgeridoo
** Wollongong
** Wombat
** Bundanoon
** Tubbarubba

* '''Arabic:'''
** dhimmi ("people of the book", the term used in the Abbasid Caliphate to refer to followers of other Abrahamic religions)
** haboob ("blasting/drifting", a type of intense dust storm)

* '''Armenian:'''
** apoosh (meaning fool)
** chezarmanak (meaning "don't be suprised")
** duduk
** saganakagoyn ([[TranslationYes brown]])
** Germanatsi ([[AllGermansAreNazis A German person]]; the suffix "atsi" stands for "person of X national origin", but happens to rhyme with "Nazi")
** khakhogh (meaning "grape"; known for being one of the most unpronounceable words for beginners)

* '''Farsi'''
** Barf, meaning snow. What's funnier is that there is a laundry detergent in Iran and surrounding countries called Barf as well after the Farsi word, resulting in chuckles from English-speakers.

* '''Filipino -- Tagalog'''
** ate (sister -- pronounced "ah-teh", not as in the English homophone with "eight")
** chismis (gossip)
** [[VideoGame/AmongUs sus]]mariyosep (Jesus, Mary, Joseph -- the English equivalent would be "oh my God")
** tito (uncle) and tita (aunt)

* '''Finnish:'''
** saippuakuppinippukauppias (the world's longest single-word palindrome, 'meaning' "soap cup bunch merchant")
** Kalevala
** höpö-höpö! (meaning "nonsense!")
** lämpimämpi (meaning "warmer")
** saarikaari (meaning "arch of islands")
** hihhuli (meaning "fanatic" and also the [[WesternAnimation/{{Pasila}} only Finnish word with a geminate "h"]])
** perkele (at least for non-native speakers who happen across ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld'')

* '''Greek''':
** The bouzouki is a stringed musical instrument related to the lute and the mandolin; not to be confused with a bazooka.
** Gyros [pronounced hee-ros in Greek]: Beef and/or lamb, served on pita bread
** Souvlaki, the Greek equivalent of shish kebab
** Spanakopita
** Tzatziki sauce

* '''Hindi:'''
** "कबूतर" (kabootar), which just means pigeon.
** "बर्फ" (barph), pronounced similar to barf. Can be translated as "snow" or "ice".
** "चीनी" (cheenee), means sugar.

* '''Hungarian:'''
** féltégla
** goulash
** paprika
** sajt
*** [[DontExplainTheJoke This one is funny for English speakers as it's pronounced "shite" and means "cheese." See if you can walk into a McDonalds in Budapest and order a cheeseburger (sajtburger) with a straight face.]]
** hó (it means snow)
** rengeteg
** The surname Nemeth means "German" in Hungarian. Quarterback and Super Bowl III MVP Joe Namath's grandfather Anglicized his surname from Nemeth.
** Wrestling/DolphZiggler [Nicholas Nemeth]
** Gömböc

* '''Korean'''
** bibimbap (rice, vegetables, egg, chili paste, and sometimes meat mixed in a hot bowl)
** bulgogi: thin, marinated slices of beef or pork than can be grilled or fried
** hakmun/hangmun (One means "schoolwork" the other means "anus." Due to quirks of Korean pronunciation they end up sounding identical.)
** hojumeoni (pocket, sounds like "Hold you(r) money.")
** oksusu (corn)
** uyu (cow's milk, from the same Chinese root as Japanese "gyūnyu" listed above)

* '''Polish:'''
** fart ((good) luck)
** pies (dog, mostly funny due to the false friend)
** pierogi
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potrzebie potrzebie]]
** kielbasa
** kubełek (a small bucket, pronounced koo-BEH-wek)

* '''Russian'''
** балала́йка (pronounced bah-lah-lay-kuh), a stringed instrument with a triangular-shaped body
** бутерброд (sandwich) pronounced "booterbrod". Comes from the German word "Butterbrot" (''Butter bread'', aka Bread with Butter)
** глупый (stupid) pronounced "gloopyi"
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fobos-Grunt Phobos-Grunt]] (Фобос-Грунт), where "Grunt" is pronounced "groont".
** гофрированный (like, wrinkly metal. Damn, it got funnier) pronounced "gophrirovannyi"
** грымза (old hag, borrowed from Polish) pronounced "gryimza".
** кукуруза, pronounced "koo-koo-roo-za," emphasis on the "roo." It means "corn," and sounds a lot like "кукурику," (koo-koo-ree-koo), the Russian name for the cry of the animal who probably eats кукуруза, the rooster.
** бричка (chaise, again borrowed from Polish), pronounced "breechka".

* '''Turkish:'''
** [[Franchise/{{Tintin}} Bashi-Bazouk]]
** Ali Baba
** babaganoush
** sesame
** baklava
** Shish kebab
** sherbet
** yogurt
** Constantinople
*** Istanbul
** elele
** Fark etmez (means, "It doesn't matter.")

* '''Hebrew'''
** [[MindScrew 'Me' is who and 'hu' is he and 'he' is she]].
*** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint ...and we are]] [[Music/TheBeatles all together?]] "I am the eggman, they are the eggman, [[Music/MagicalMysteryTour I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob...]]"
** dag [[note]]pronounced "dug"[[/note]] (fish)
** Dikduk (grammar)
** Bakbuk (bottle)
** Lama (why)
** Melafefon (cucumber) - funny in pretty much every language
** Tarnegol (rooster)
** Timtum (stupidity)
** Tookie (parrot)
*** [[WesternAnimation/GeorgeOfTheJungle "AAH AAH, EEE EEE, TOOKIE TOOKIE!"]]

* '''Chinese'''
** 菠萝, Bōluó (pineapple)
** 蘑菇鸡片, Mógūjīpìan (sautéed mushroom and chicken slices, better known by the anglicized bastardization "Moo Goo Gai Pan", which is admittedly much funnier)
** 那个, Nèigè ("that", also used liberally in speech akin to "[[LikeIsLikeAComma like]]"). [[MistakenForRacist Yes, we know what it sounds like.]]
** Gong Hee Fot Choy (Cantonese pronunciation of 恭喜发财 Gōngxǐfācái, Chinese New Year greeting roughly meaning "happiness and wealth")

* '''Indonesian'''
** ''Kerbau'' (water buffalo), or its phonetic simplifying ''Kebo''.
** ''Kuda'' (horse)
** ''Burung'' (literally means bird, but it can earn you a few chuckles as it is basically the equivalent to 'cock' in every way)
*** The 'low' Javanese/Sundanese word ''manuk'' also applies.
** ''Dodol'' (a type of sticky sweets similar to toffee)
** Javanese-derived ''Peyang'' or ''Peyot'' (slanted/dented surface)
** ''Tinja'' (feces)
** And many more, exacerbated by the many and varied languages of Indonesia. Most often, an innocent-meaning word in one regional language [[InMyLanguageThatSoundsLike can turn one-eighty]] in meaning [[SeparatedByACommonLanguage in another]].
*** To name an language pair example: Javanese (spoken in Java) and Banjarese (spoken in South Kalimantan). ''Kaputing'' in Banjarese means 'death', while in Javanese (and Indonesian in general) it roughly means 'to the nipples'. ''Hancik'' in Javanese means 'footstool', in Banjarese it means 'to have sex'. You get the point.
** ''Kontol'' (penis -- doesn't help that it sounds like "control")

* '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marathi_language Marathi]]'''
** dabbawala (someone who delivers lunchboxes)
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