-->'''Douglas:''' Question-and-answer film double bills.\\
'''Martin:''' What do you mean?\\
'''Douglas:''' ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit? Film/{{Gandhi}}.''
-->-- ''Radio/CabinPressure'', "Xinzhou"

Lots of works [[QuestioningTitle ask questions]]. Some of these are rhetorical questions, never designed to be answered. Some of them are [[DrivingQuestion big questions that drive the entire plot.]] You could be respectful and wait for the work to finish addressing these questions. Or, you could be a jerk and give a sarcastic answer right now. This page is for the second one. Answer a {{rhetorical question|Blunder}}. Make snarky responses to a work's driving question. Go ahead, this is a JustForFun page. That kind of stuff is allowed. Warning: unmarked '''spoilers'''.

Not to be confused with AskAStupidQuestion which refers to questions acknowledged in-universe as being stupid.

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!!Examples

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
** Yeah: does alcohol count as a drug? Just, coz, y'know, the frying doesn't really work as a metaphor with booze... Great, now you've made me hungry. Can I have the egg, please?
** Can I have my brain scrambled with toast?
** Are you saying I'm an egghead? Thank you.
** [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Are you going to eat my brain? Because I'm really hungry. Mostly from doing drugs.]]
*** [[Music/JonathanCoulton Yes, but we're not unreasonable. No one's gonna eat your eyes.]]
** Yes. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs What are you]] ''on''? [[Creator/BillHicks I have been on so many mushrooms that I have seen the sky rip asunder, a UFO come down, take me aboard, and the crew explain to me all the secrets of the universe, but I have never, ever, EVER thought that an egg was a fuckin' brain! Now, it's being eaten by a hobbit riding a unicorn, but it's still an egg!]]
** Yeah, [[Film/FreddysDeadTheFinalNightmare what are you on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me!]]
** If my brain is a raw egg, and my brain on drugs is a ''cooked'' egg, wouldn't drugs be good for my brain, as they would kill bacteria?
*** From a human perspective, that's all fine and dandy, but from a chicken's perspective...so I guess the message is that chickens shouldn't do drugs.
** Yes, if the egg is my brain, I presume that means that the oil is the drugs...or is the pan the drugs? Or would the pan be the needle? Would it be a needle? What kind of drugs are we talking about? What does the toast represent? Does this metaphor mean that my brain will not gestate into a chicken? But food-grade eggs were never fertilized, and unless they are cooked and eaten, will just rot and go to waste, so I guess it means that my brain never had a chance of fulfilling nature's purpose for it, and was collected solely for the purpose of being on drugs, and without drugs, it will just spoil.
** [[Series/MythBusters This is your head; this is your head with an axe in it. Are we clear?]]
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Whatever did that officer give his wife instead of sandwiches?]]
* What's in your wallet?
** Lemme see, there's a fiver, about a dollar-fifty in change in change, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick a condom]], my driver's license...
** [[Literature/TheHobbit This ring I found in a cave.]]
*** What has it got in its walletses?
* It's 11:00: do you know where your children are?
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons I told you last night, no! Where is Bart anyway, his dinner's getting all cold and eaten]].
** Wait, I have children? Why wasn't I told?
* How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
** [[VideoGame/LunarTheSilverStar That's not me, it's a stupid owl that does that!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo Cool! Free lolipop!!!]] *rips off wrapper* Nom nom nom.
** One. Two-hooo. [[Series/That70sShow Three- ah screw it! -Crunch-]]
** Three hundred and sixty-three, assuming "the center" counts as "the first exposure of chocolate".
* What would you do for a Klondike bar?
** [[Film/ThreeHundred Dine... in hell!!!!]]
*** But then it'd melt...
**** Not necessarily, if [[Literature/TheDivineComedy Dante]] is right.
** [[StatingTheSimpleSolution Go to the store's freezer section, take one out, take it to the checkout, pay the price plus tax, and leave.]]
*** Take it from this guy as he leaves the store. Should save me about three bucks.
** YourMom.
*** Your wife.
*** [[BestialityIsDepraved Your cat]].
** Ask politely for one.
** I'd do anything for a Klondike Bar, [[Music/MeatLoaf but I won't do that]].
*** [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft ...But my]] [[Music/{{ZZ Top}} sister will.]]
** Very little; I don't like ice cream all that much.
** It'd take too long to give the full details, but let's just say that it involves [[NoodleImplements twelve zebras, a flying saucer, a sack of cactus prickles, and a large toothbrush.]]
** Sorry, I'm lactose intolerant. If I ate one--
*** '''[[Series/GoodEats I'M LACTOSE MAN!]]''' ''*punches above poster in the guts*''
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Kill a man.]]
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_do_you_want_to_go_today%3F Where do you want to go today?]]
** [[Series/TheHoneymooners To the moon, Alice!]]
** [[Music/JimmyBuffett I don't wanna land in New York City, don't wanna land in Mexico; don't wanna land in Three Mile Island; don't wanna see my skin aglow....]]
* Where's the beef?
** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus It's over there, in a box.]]
** In the freezer so it doesn't go bad.
** It ain't in this [[IAteWhat Findus lasagne]], that's for sure.
** [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Moo. Are you happy now?]]
* '''WAZZUP?'''
** A perspective-based fictitious directional concept generated by flat thinking on a round-planet, differing radically based on location on the globe or on other globes.
** The opposite of 'down.'
** Gazorpazorp.
* [[http://nintendo.wikia.com/wiki/Who_Are_You%3F Who are you?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that flaps in the night!]]
** [[Music/TheBeatles I am the egg man. They are the egg men. I am the walrus. Coo coo ca choo.]]
** [[WebVideo/AskThatGuy I! AM! Drunk off my ass right now.]]
** [[ComicBook/VForVendetta Who am I? Who is but a noun following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.]]
** [[Series/BabylonFive What do you want?]] Why are you here? Where are you going?
* You've just won the Super Bowl! What are you going to do next?
** [[ImGoingToDisneyWorld I'm going to Disney World!]]
*** [[WesternAnmation/TheSimpsons Really? 'Cause I'm a travel agent, and I've heard nothing but bad things.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} I'm going to...bed.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Anime]]
* [[Anime/FafnerInTheAzureDeadAggressor Are you there?]]
** Why yes I am...as far as I know, anyway.
* [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Who's that Pokémon?!]]
** [[Webcomic/VGCats It's]] [[AscendedGlitch Missingn-]] [[CurseCutShort FUUUU...]]
** [[WesternAnimation/MegaMan It's Guts Man!]] [[Memes/WesternAnimation *DUN-DUN*]]
** [[VideoGame/GhostTrick It's Missile!! WELCOME!!]]
* [[Manga/TsubasaReservoirChronicle Who's]] [[MyOwnGrampa your daddy?]]
** [[MindScrew You don't want to know.]]
** [[Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack Darth Vader]]
** [[Literature/AllYouZombies I am. And I'm my mother. And I'm the person who put them together. But where did you come from?]]
** [[HeroicBastard I don't know, and neither does my mom!]]
** [[VideoGame/WarCraft Cheat enabled!]]
* [[Anime/DigimonAdventure Who can count backwards from ten?]]
** [[DubInducedPlotHole The programmer?]]
** 10...01...00... Done.
** 10...0F...0E...0D...0C...0B...0A...09...08...07...06...05...04...03...02...01...00... Done.
** [[Music/TomLehrer Wernher von Braun.]]
** [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner That's nothing. I can count to purple backwards!]]
** Sure! Ten... nine... eight...
** Most people.
* [[Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann Just who the hell do you think I am]]?
** Somebody.
** Everybody.
** [[MemeticMutation The Goddamned]] Franchise/{{Batman}}.
** A poor excuse for Kamina. Seriously, put some diaphragm into it!
*** ''Just who the hell'' '''''DO YOU THINK I AM!?'''''
*** Better.
** [[Anime/PerfectBlue Excuse me. Who are you?]]
*** [[VideoGame/AsurasWrath God.]]
** [[Film/DownPeriscope A man with "welcome aboard" tattooed on his penis.]]
* Is Creator/{{Toonami}} [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lotTngXQwDQ a failed experiment, destined for destruction?]]
** [[HarsherInHindsight ...Sure seems that way now.]]
** But it came back, proving you can always use necromancy.
* [[Anime/DragonBallZ What does the scouter say about his power level?]]
** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged It's... one-thousand-and-six.]]
** [[ReadingsAreOffTheScale These readings are off the charts.]] [[VideoGame/GhostbustersTheVideoGame ...Now I'll have to make new charts.]]
** [[ReadingsBlewUpTheScale I wouldn't know. The scouter exploded.]]
** [[AGlassInTheHand I dunno, I just crushed it]].
* [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Why do your drawings suck so bad?]]
** Because you stuck it in my vacuum cleaner! Get it off, you moron!
* [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure Do you remember how many breads you have eaten in your life?]]
** [[LudicrousPrecision 17013910081249581708351.315301839251056401873610375102375810 + 2]].
** None, since "bread" is not a countable noun.
** [[VideoGame/TouhouProject Thirteen. I prefer Japanese food.]]
* [[Anime/TekkenTheMotionPicture Why are you so upset?!]]
** [[WebVideo/EVAbridged Why? WHY? My wife is dead, the world is coming to an end and to top it off I have a spineless pussy son with a bigger vagina than Justin Bieber who is so useless he's incapable of even thinking for himself!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
* [[ComicBook/AllStarBatmanAndRobinTheBoyWonder What, are you dense?]]
** Are you retarded or something?
** Who the hell do you think I am?
*** You are [[Music/TheBeatles the walrus]], goo goo g'joob.
** ''Rho'', I don't think so.
** No, I'm kinda sparse.
* Who watches the Comicbook/{{Watchmen}}?
** TheWatcher, duh.
** All the other watchmen.
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Me. I watch myself all the time.]]
** Whoever owns the probably watched it at least once.
* [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} Do I still think in those little yellow boxes?]]
** Apparently not, you think in TV Tropes bullet points.
* Who is Comicbook/TheQuestion?
** Charles Victor Szazs A.K.A. Vic Sage and Renee Montoya.
** No, [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} to be or not to be is the question]]. Who is [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]].
*** [[IAmNotShazam No, he isn't.]]
**** [[WhosOnFirst He is first baseman, though.]]
* ComicBook/WhateverHappenedToTheManOfTomorrow
** He left yesterday.
** Nothing. It'll be at least a day before anything happens to him.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Fan Works]]
* [[Fanfic/{{Pokeumans}} Are you one of us?]]
** What, a troper? Yeah.
** OneOfUs is a... oh. Wrong context.
** You're one of them!
** Since ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet, yes.
** No. What you gonna do now?
* [[Fanfic/{{MyImmortal}} WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS?!]]
** Making sweet love to pregnant women.
*** Mothers aren't perpetually pregnant.
* [[FanFic/ThirtyHs Is it a sin, should a man feel like faggarting a sun or a thousand? Why should the suns heave through the void, if not to be skewer't bypon ourn fagpoles?]]
** This sentence makes less and less sense as you go on.
** RememberWhenYouBlewUpASun
** How exactly do you 'faggart' something, anyway?
*** Very carefully.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film]]
* Film/WhatEverHappenedToBabyJane
** She got old and went mad after her sister tried to kill her.
** She just goes by Jane now.
* WhoSlewAuntieRoo?
** Christopher and Katy.
** [[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Kanga]]? Fearing for her nephew?
* Film/DudeWheresMyCar
** Like, parked somewhere.
*** [[WebAnimation/ASDFMovie ON MY]] [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 SANDVICH!]]
** In the impound lot.
** It's right over there.
** Dude, we came here in '''my''' car.
** It's on top of that mountain.
** [[MemeticMutation And then?]]
*** [[TheCoasters Heh heh, and then along came Jones…]]
* Film/WhosHarryCrumb?
** Creator/JohnCandy.
* Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit?
** Judge Doom.
** [[Series/SaturdayNightLive "No, and please answer in the form of a question." "That]] ''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive was]]'' [[Series/SaturdayNightLive a question. Who framed him?"]]
* Film/GuessWhosComingToDinner?
** Dr. John Wade Prentice.
** [[Series/HappyDays Fonzie?]]
** [[{{WesternAnimation/Rugrats}} Sidney Poitier?]]
** [[Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry Chancellor Gorkon?]]
* Is that a moon?
** [[Film/ANewHope That's no moon.]]
** [[WeirdMoon Who can tell?]]
** [[Series/TheKidsInTheHall Gee, I wonder who owns that moon...]]
** [[WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged STOP MOCKING ME!!!]]
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Dawn of the First Day - 72 hours remain]]
** [[Series/{{QI}} Which moon are we talking about?]]
** Vulcan has no moon.
** [[WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce Some say the Earth is our moon. But that would belittle the name of our moon. Which is, "The Moon."]]
* [[Film/TheMatrix Why, Mr. Anderson, why]]? Why do you PERSIST?
** Because [[RhymesOnADime I'm]] [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Mewtwo]].
** Conservation of energy. Means even if you disintegrate me, there's still ''something'' left behind that used to be me. [[ThePhilosopher Even the star themselves will continue on, their corpses spread thin across the universe. To rain down upon the worlds, each one contributing in some small part to...everything. We are starstuff,]] JustForFun/TropeTan.
** [[ItAmusedMe Why not?]]
** Because I don't believe in fate.
* WhoAmI?
** Creator/JackieChan
** [[Theatre/LesMiserables I'M JEAN VALJEAN!!!]]
*** 24601!!!
*** AND I'M JAVERT!!!
** [[VideoGame/MassEffect2 I am pure Krogan; you should be in awe.]]
** [[Series/BabylonFive I am Susan Ivanova. Commander. Daughter of Andrei and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance... and the boot that's going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am Death Incarnate, and the last thing you are ever gonna see.]] ''[[BadassBoast God sent me.]]''
** [[Franchise/{{Batman}} I'm Batman.]]
** [[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick I'm a sexy, shoeless god of war!]]
** [[Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie The Eighth Doctor.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck I am the terror that flaps in the night!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated My name is OPTIMUS PRIME!]]
** [[Music/{{Genesis}} I'M]] [[Music/TheLambLiesDownOnBroadway RAAAEEEEEEEEL!]]
** [[Film/SpiderManTrilogy You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart.]]
** [[{{Disney/Mulan}} I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu!]]
** [[Film/BackToTheFuture I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density. I mean...your destiny.]]
** [[Music/TheBeatles I am the Eggman.]]
*** No, no, ''they'' are the Eggmen, ''I'' am the Walrus.
*** [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Actually, I am the Eggman.]]
** You see, [[Franchise/{{Starcraft}} I'm pretty much the Queen Bitch of the Universe]].
** [[Film/JudgeDredd I am the law]].
*** [[Theatre/LesMiserables AND THE LAW IS NOT MOCKED!]]
** [[Film/JamesBond I'm Bond. James Bond.]]
** I'M [[TheJuggernaut THE JUGGERNAUT]], [[MemeticMutation BITCH]]!
** [[Franchise/SonictheHedgehog I am the Ultimate Life Form!]]
** [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to.]]
** [[Disney/{{Frozen}} My name is Olaf and I like warm hugs!]]
** [[IAmSpartacus I'm]] [[Film/{{Spartacus}} Spartacus!]]
** [[UsefulNotes/GenghisKhan I am your punishment from God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.]]
** [[ComicStrip/{{Popeye}} I am what I am and that's all I am.]]
** [[Music/TheRollingStones Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty I'M MISTER MEESEEKS, LOOK AT ME!]]
* [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Do you fear death?]]
** No. [[Series/RedDwarf If he comes near me I'm gonna rip his nipples off!]]
** No. Since I'm a [[Franchise/{{Castlevania}} Belmont]].
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Death's not so bad, but I know he doesn't like to play chess. He always forgets how the horse piece moves.]]
** [[WebComic/{{XKCD}} I think he's still occupied with Gary Gygax.]]
** No, but I'm pretty worried about Taxes.
** [[Comicbook/BirdsOfPrey I may fear death]], [[BadassBoast but, perhaps, death is also a little afraid of me.]]
** No, [[Comicbook/TheSandman Death's]] pretty awesome. Dream's kind of a jerk, though.
** [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} Nah, we used to go out from time to time.]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Sure don't; I'm pretty sure he's off looking for Rincewind.]]
** [[Music/PinkFloyd Why should I be frightened of dying? There's no reason for it – you've got to go sometime.]]
* [[Film/AFewGoodMen You want answers?!]]
** No, I want you to admit that you gave Lt Kendrick the order to have his men perform illegal disciplinary actions on Pvt Santiago.
** I have the answer - [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy it was "42"]]. I want the question.
*** [[Comicbook/TheQuestion You called?]]
* [[Film/AFewGoodMen Did you order the Code Red?]]
** No, I ordered a Diet Pepsi. ''That'' guy had the red Mountain Dew.
* [[Franchise/{{Batman}} You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?]]
** No.
** Yes, and it ended up being [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine the best episode of the series]].
** Seriously, what does that even mean?
*** [[Film/{{Dogma}} But I do believe in this.]]
** Yes. He's the worst dancer ever. My feet hurt for days!
*** Oh, sure, make it all my fault. Have ''you'' ever tried dancing with two hooves on a bipedal body? I'm doing my best, dammit!
** [[Creator/ElviraMistressOfTheDark Did once. We used to date.]]
** [[WebVideo/ImAMarvelAndImADC Yeah. He told me you're gay.]]
** Yeah, but the guy can't lead to save his life.
** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagicaTheMovieRebellion No, but I've seen her do that off a sheer cliff.]] [[CryForTheDevil It still hurts]] [[FallenHero to see her fall so far]].
** [[VideoGame/RatchetDeadlocked I have, and it's FANTASTIC!]]
* [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?]]
** What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
** [[http://style.org/unladenswallow/ Eleven meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.]]
* [[Film/ThePrincessBride Do you have six fingers on your right hand?]]
** Do you always start your conversations this way?
*** ...maybe.
** I have four or five fingers on my right hand, depending on whether or not you include the thumb.
** [[WesternAnimation/EquestriaGirls What are hands?]]
*** Seriously, man, have you ever, like, ''looked'' at your hands?
** I don't even ''have'' hands. Ask [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic somepony]] else. Wait, ''they'' don't have hands either.
* [[Film/TheLoveGuru If your uncle Jack helped you off an elephant,]] [[DoubleEntendre would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Giggity.]]
** No. [[NoodleIncident Not after last time]].
** [[LiteralMinded Sure,]] [[EntendreFailure if he was having trouble getting off.]]
** No, elephants are an endangered species and should be protected, not offed.
* [[Film/TheDarkKnight Why so serious?]]
** [[Film/{{Batman}} 'cause I dance with the Devil by the pale moonlight.]] ''[[WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses *wink*]]''
** Why not so serious?
** Because Creator/ChristopherNolan clearly didn't have much of a handle on the Joker's character.
** Because every time I start screwing off, something goes terribly wrong.
*** [[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Because you let Rin die!]]
* [[Film/GranTorino Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with?]]
** Fucker gave me AIDS.
** I make it a policy to avoid people in general so I don't wind up with that problem, actually.
* [[Film/{{Ghostbusters}} If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?]]
** [[Series/TheXFiles The FBI?]]
*** The RCMP.
** The police.
** No one,I forgot to pay my phone bill.
** ''[[Series/TokumeiSentaiGoBusters Go-Busters]]'' - wait.
** The pizza place. I'm ''hungry'', dammit.
** [[Website/{{Twitter}} My Twitter followers.]]
** Ray Parker, Jr.
** [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]]. He's in the book.
** [[LetsPlay/Critikal Trees.]]
** [[{{Mondegreen}} Those bastards!]]
* Who put the bomp in the bomp sh-bomp sh-bomp? Who put the lam in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7giOrKYIwpQ The Marcels]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KStsPPgeka4 The Edsels]], respectively.
** [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} I know where the beef is! I don't care who shot J.R.! I put the bomp in the bomp sh-bomp sh-bomp!]]
** Same guy who wrote the book of love.
** Barry Mann.
** [[Film/{{Casper}} Someone Else]].
* [[Franchise/StarWars If this is a consular ship, where's the ambassador?]]
** In the loo.
** You just killed him.
** On the ambassadorial ship. Where else would he be? In case you're wondering, the consul is just over there.
* What's outside the ''Film/{{Cube}}''?
** [[Series/TheCube Phillip Schofield]]
** A bunch of squares.
* [[Film/SlumdogMillionaire Jamal Malik is one question away from winning 20 Million Rupees. How did he do it?]]
** [[StatingTheSimpleSolution He answered the other questions correctly, duh.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} With a little help from his local library.]]
* [[Franchise/StarWars What is thy bidding, my master?]]
** 500 dollars.
*** 500 once...500 twice...SoldAmerican!
** Two no-trumps.
* [[Film/NightAtTheMuseum I'm Made of Wax, Larry. What are you made of?]]
** Fire.
** Honor. And yet, I'm never the bride.
** Oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, AndSomeOtherStuff.
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Wood?]]
** [[Literature/TheyreMadeOutOfMeat Meat]].
* [[Film/GoodWillHunting How do you like them apples?]]
** I don't. Got any peaches?
*** If you don't like my apples, you'd better stop shaking my tree.
** Bit tart for me. Got any galas?
** Fresh from the tree.
** From the supermarket.
** [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E4ApplebuckSeason Um…how do '''you''' like them apples?]]
** [[Literature/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Preferably not from a mysterious old lady in the middle of a forest.]]
* [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean Why is the rum gone?]]
** Er... [[CaptainObvious Because you drank it?]]
* [[Film/DirtyHarry Do you feel lucky, punk?]]
** A little.
** Probably not sufficiently lucky.
** [[CriticalHit *Critical!*]] [[LuckStat Yep.]]
** [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} LUCK DO3SN'T 4CTU4LLY M4TT3R. >8] ]]
* [[Film/PulpFiction What does Marsellus Wallace Look Like?]]
** What?
*** What country are you from?
** What?
*** What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?
** What?
*** English, mother fucker, do you speak it?!
** Yes!
*** Then you know what I'm saying.
** Yes!
*** So describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like.
** What?
*** Say 'what' again! Say 'what' again! I dare you, I double dare you mother fucker! say what one more Goddamn time!
** W-w-well, [[ScaryBlackMan he's black]]...
*** Go on...
** [[BaldBlackLeaderGuy and he's bald]]...
*** Does he look like a bitch?
* [[Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow Whatever happened to Saturday night?]]
** When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright...
** "[[AudienceParticipation IT WENT APE-SHIT!]]"
*** "No, that was [[Film/KingKong Fay Wray!]]"
** That was yesterday. I'm still hungover from it.
* [[Film/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?]]
** Companionship. [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy One's never alone with a rubber duck.]]
** [[Series/SesameStreet Rubber Duckie, you're the one! You make bathtime lots of fun...]]
** As a simple {{Muggle|s}} bath toy, nothing more.
* [[Film/PulpFiction English, motherfucker, do you speak it?]]
** Well enough to tell you that we covered that one above.
** [[GratuitousGerman Nein]].
** [[GratuitousJapanese Iie]].
** Bu.
** [[GratuitousFrench Non]].
** Tidak.
** [[BlatantLies No, I can't speak english]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch motherfucker]].
** [[Series/FawltyTowers ¿Qué?]]
** [[GratuitousRussian Nyet!]]
*** You know what I'm saying! You all answered my question! Well, okay, not the Spanish guy there, but the rest of you said no!
** Hindi. (Filipino)
* [[WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles Where is my super suit?]]
** It's still at the cleaners, remember?
** Probably not a good idea to shout that in public, for the sake of the {{masquerade}}.
** That's why you keep your TransformationTrinket with you at all times.
* [[Film/BatmanAndRobin What killed the dinosaurs?]]
** [[{{Cancellation}} Low ratings?]]
** [[WebOriginal/CinemaSins I was going to say the meteor, but then]] [[Film/PacificRim Pacific Rim told me it was Kaiju.]] Now I don't know what to think.
*** [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} Or was it the legion of death robots?]]
**** [[Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction I think it was. Ancient Cybertronians were dicks to dinosaurs.]] ''[[WebOriginal/CinemaSins *ding*]]''
** [[WebComic/EightBitTheater Some mage who missed a friggin' volcano]].
** [[Funny/TheRunawayGuysMainLetsPlays "What killed the ice age? The dinosaurs!"]]
** [[Film/WarGames Nature just gave up and started again.]]
** I don't know what killed the dinosaurs. But [[JusticeLeagueUnlimited Chucko does.]]
** God wiped them out because they were too sinful.
** I killed the dinosaurs!
*** NO! I killed the dinosaurs!
**** [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark We ALL killed the dinosaurs!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} ME!!!!]]
** Guns don't kill dinosaurs. Dinosaurs kill dinosaurs.
** [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} Alien ants]] who were sore losers.
* [[Film/RockyHorrorPictureShow Whatever happened to Faye Wray?]]
** She went apeshit!
*** She went [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Librarian-poo!]]
* [[Disney/{{Frozen}} Do you want to build a snowman?]]
** Sure. [[Film/CannibalTheMusical We can make him tall, or we can make him not-so-tall.]]
* [[Film/MadMaxBeyondThunderdome Who runs Bartertown?]]
* [[Film/{{Gladiator}} Are you not entertained?!]]
** [[UnpleasableFanbase Yes, we are not entertained.]]
* [[Film/StreetFighter Guile... alive?]]
** That's not really a ''question''...
** [[Film/{{Dredd}} They're not dead until we find 'em dead. Or part of 'em, anyway.]]
* [[Film/TheMuppets Am I a man, or am I a muppet?]]
** All of the above.
* [[Film/RoboCop2014 Why is America so robo-phobic?]]
** Given them another thousand years or so. [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Then they'll be ok with robots, but not with humans dating robots.]]
* [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy What has the galaxy ever done for you? Why would you want to save it?]]
** Because I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!
** It contains a planet on which I happen to live and have an Internet connection. After that, I kind of owe it one.
* [[{{Ghostbusters}} Don't cross the streams.]]
** Why?
*** It would be bad.
*** I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
** Sorry, [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} that has to be in the form of a question.]]
* [[GoneWithTheWind Rhett! If you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?]]
** You can stay with my friend [[WebVideo/RhettAndLink Link]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
* ''[[Literature/TheyShootHorsesDontThey They Shoot Horses, Don't They?]]''
** Yeah, sometimes. [[ShootTheDog Dogs]], too.
** People shoot anything you can fire a bullet at.
* [[Creator/AynRand Who is John Galt?]]
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy John Galt's just this guy, you know?]]
** [[AuthorFilibuster This guy who doesn't shut up.]]
** Who?
** The guy who's going to rant and rave for 140 pages, when the world continues to muddle along without him, unchanged from before. "It's anti-life and anti-man!"
*** [[Comicbook/NewGods Anti-life]]?
*** A CatchPhrase of Ayn Rand's.
** Some guy with a big mouth and ''way'' too much time on his hands.
** The Scottish novelist who founded the Canadian city of Guelph.
** One of [[VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}} Atlas']] aliases.
** Someone who takes his disagreement with the sociological concept of reciprocal altruism as a key force in human psychology and cultural development to a further extent than most academics currently approve of.
** I thought you said that Who was TheQuestion. Make up your mind, damnit.
*** [[Creator/SteveDitko Vic Sage is John Galt.]]
** [[VideoGame/WarcraftIII Cheat enabled!]]
* Who breaks a butterfly on the wheel?
** Creator/ChuckNorris.
** Mr. and Mrs. Galt's son.
** [[Series/WheelOfFortune Pat Sajak.]]
* ''Literature/DoAndroidsDreamOfElectricSheep''
** No. Androids only dream of the systematic annihilation of all mankind.
** Actually, we do sometimes dream of [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Ampharos]] and [[VideoGame/MegaMan10 Sheep Man]].
** Yes, [[RealDreamsAreWeirder but the sheep is the king of Celebration, Florida, which is in China for some reason and also in space. And he wants me to go on the dreadfully important secret mission of breaking into my grandfather's house to find out which of two cranberry sauce recipes taste better. Also, if I look directly at Ronald Regan I fail the mission. But before I can go an evil sentient neon sign captures me and takes off the top of my head in order to take embarrassing pictures of the top of my skull and post them on the internet. Also the city is made entirely of pork, and inhabited by super strong penguins and I'm only there because they mistook me for some super important wealthy person, which I'm exploiting by getting all the noblemen there to buy my next album. Also something about monkey bars.]]
* [[Literature/TheStinkyCheeseMan What color is the blue whale?]]
** Orange. It was swimming in dye.
** Greyish.
** Pink.
** Blue! DUH!
* [[PunyEarthlings Pathetic Earthlings!]] Who will save you now?
** [[Film/FlashGordon Flash!]] ([[Music/{{Queen}} Aa-aah!]]) - he'll save every one of us!
** Superman!
** Optimus Prime... No matter the cost.
** [[Franchise/MassEffect Commander Shepard]]!
** [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor!]]
*** ... Doctor who?
** Saving the earth requires one terabyte of free space.
*** Just remember to hold RESET when turning off the power.
* [[Franchise/TheDarkTower Why did the dead baby cross the road?]]
** To get to the other... HOLY SHIT! ZOMBIE BABY!
*** Don't worry, the giant spider ate it.
** ...Catapult?
*** No, no, I asked "why", not "how".
*** And I answered. The reason it crossed the road was that there was a catapult there to launch it. It's just also conveniantly how it did it too.
** To get to the other BRAAAIIINS.
** To have his motives questioned.
** For the [[DeadBabyComedy comedic value]].
* [[Literature/WheresWally Where's Waldo?]]
** In hiding.
** Dating Carmen Sandiego.
** Where's Hiding?
*** [[LogicalFallacies Outside Waldo.]]
** [[RussianReversal Finding YOU!]]
** [[http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=waldo,+ Marion County, Ohio.]]
*** [[http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=waldo,+ Near Magnolia, Arkansas]]
** [[{{Advertising}} Just look for the big horse, and the windmill!]]
** [[LetsPlay/NintendoCapriSun IN THE BATHROOM!]]
* [[Literature/{{Discworld}} What's it all about, really, when you get right down to it?]]
** You can't trust any bugger farther than you can throw him, and you can't do anything about it, so let's have a drink.
** [[Literature/GoodOmens The point is...dolphins.]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Cats. Cats are nice.]]
** [[{{Meganekko}} Cute girls in glasses.]]
** [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes We're here to]] [[http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/articles/MacDonald-Evangelicals_files/Hardin.jpg devour each other alive.]]
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy The chances of finding out what's really going on in the universe are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and just keep yourself occupied.]]
*** There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory, which states that this has already happened.
** The Hokey Cokey.
* [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy How can we eat? Why do we eat? Where shall we have lunch?]]
** Uh, one question at a time, please?
* [[Literature/SnowWhiteAndTheSevenDwarfs Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?]]
** I am.
** SHE IS!
*** NO, '''SHE''' IS!!
*** [[Music/TheBeatles I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.]]
** [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Shut up! You're ugly!]]
* [[Literature/DaveBarrySleptHere Why do they announce so cheerfully that they intend to "kill the old red rooster when she comes"?]]
** So they can make "cock-a-leeky soup."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire''
** Ooh! Me me me!
** But not Bill Gates. [[DontExplainTheJoke Mostly because if he became a millionaire he'd have to give up his]] '''[[DontExplainTheJoke billionaire]]''' [[DontExplainTheJoke status.]]
-->'''[[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]:''' ''Why make trillions... when we can make billions!''
** I do! I do!
** Who doesn't?
*** Anybody who is '''already''' a millionaire (or richer).
** [[Music/ColePorter I don't, 'cause all I want is you.]]
* [[Series/{{Dallas}} Who shot J.R.?]]
** Lee Harvey Oswald.
** [[ComicBook/WatchMen The Comedian.]]
** It's me, Austin! It was me all along, Austin!
** The CIA. No, really, my dad knew a guy in the Dallas police who said . . .
** [[Music/BobMarley I shot the J.R., but I did not shoot his deputy.]]
* [[Music/FlightOfTheConchords What makes a man a man? Am I a man?"]]
** Yes. Technically.
** Unless you're a woman. It's kind of hard to tell over the internet.
** Are you [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]?
** "[[Film/TheBigLebowski That, and a pair of testicles]]."
** No, [[Film/TheMuppets you're a Muppet.]]
** Is it the way he fights every day?
*** [[Film/{{Orgazmo}} No, it's probably the titties.]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Bioshock1}} A man chooses, a slave obeys.]]
** [[Film/{{Hellboy}} Is it his origins, the way things start? Or is it something else, something harder to describe?]]
** [[Disney/{{Mulan}} He must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.]]
* [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Brain and brain, what is brain?]]
** It's a large organ inside your skull. [[Film/{{Airplane}} But that's not important right now.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain It's this rodent who keeps trying to take over the world.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}} Well, his real name is Alan, but...]]
* [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration How many lights do you see?]]
** Four, plus or minus one.
* Series/DoctorWho?
** Smith, John Smith.
*** John Simm? No, wait, that's the Master.
** Exactly!
*** [[IAmNotShazam I Am Not Who.]]
** [[WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja McNinja]].
** (Singing) [[Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes Doctor Zaius,]][[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Doctor Zaius!]]
** ...Hugh...wait no, some bizarre equation...wait no, Bobbie. Yep, that's it.
** He's [[WhosOnFirst the guy on first]], isn't he?
*** What?
**** No, he's on second.
** [[NotThatKindOfDoctor Not that kind.]]
** ...You didn't ask that on the fields of Trenzalore did you? Because if you did we're in some serious shit.
** John Hurt.
*** Well, it wasn't me who hit him.
** Ask again later, he still hasn't made up his mind about that. [[Series/StarTrekVoyager For now, he's the EMH Mark I.]]
* Who was that masked man?
** Franchise/TheLoneRanger, obviously. I mean, it's [[GenreSavvy the title of the show...]]
** Anonymous
** [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/MOTHER3 Claus]]]].
** Franchise/KamenRider~Kamen Rider~
** Who? Who is but the form following the function of what, and what I am is a man in a mask! I am not questioning your powers of observation, I am merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. But you may call me [[ComicBook/VForVendetta V]].
** [[WebVideo/MarbleHornets Tim]].
** Nobody knows. That's the whole point of the mask.
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask The Skull Kid.]]
** [[WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows Todd]].
** [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} Meta Knight]].
* "Who will be...the Series/DeadliestWarrior?"
** Me, that's who.
** [[VideoGame/DukeNukem Always bet on Duke.]]
** SHAFT!!! (Cuz' he can dig it.)
** The least dead warrior.
** The zombies after they zombify the Spartans.
** [[Franchise/StreetFighter It's going to be Ryu. Again.]]
* [[Series/BabylonFive What do you want?]]
** MORE MONEY!
*** How do you want it?
**** [[WesternAnimation/TheProudFamily IN CASH!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Fry's dog!]]
** [[CutShort An ending.]]
** [[Series/ThePrisoner Information.]]
*** You won't get it!
*** Knowledge is power; [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar guard it well]].
** [[Series/TheXFiles The truth!]]
*** [[Film/AFewGoodMen You can't handle the truth!]]
** [[Music/{{Queen}} I want it all, and I want it now!]]
** [[Music/SpiceGirls I really really really wanna zigazig ha.]]
** Lunch would be nice.
** [[Music/TheBeatles I want to hold your hand!]]
** [[Music/JohnMellencamp I need a lover]] [[Music/PatBenatar that won't drive me crazy]].
* [[Series/SesameStreet What's the name of that song?]]
** [[Series/NameThatTune I can name that tune in three!]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho River.]]
* Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway
** HeyThatsMyLine
*** [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus BUT IT'S MY ONLY LINE!]]
*** You didn't have to say it!
* [[Series/ThePrisoner Who is Number 1?]]
** {{You are Number Six}}.
** Literature/IAmNumberFour.
*** I am not a number, I am a free man.
** I'm not sure, but I'll be looking out for him.
** [[WhosOnFirst No, Who's on first.]]
** TheWildcats!
** We're number 1! We're number 1!
** [[WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor Nigel Uno.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/GeneratorRex The deadliest man in the world, 'til he turned evo, then did some sort of weird zen thing, and now he's "One with everything", according to Agent Six.]]
** [[Series/ToTellTheTruth My name's the same as his.]]
** [[spoiler:You are, number Six.]]
** [[Film/ShortCircuit Johnny Five!]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen!]]
** [[HIVESeries A mysterious man who controls a global crime organisation and never turns his lights on.]]
* [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Lemon Curry?]]
** Until the word Maudling is almost totally obscured.
** No thanks. Just ate.
** [[Music/PDQBach To curry favor, favor curry. Q.E.D.]]
*** [[Creator/TimCurry You rang?]]
** Spam!
* [[Series/{{QI}} Which moon are we talking about?]]
** Cruithne.
*** ThatsNoMoon.[[labelnote:*]][[ScienceMarchesOn No,really.]][[/labelnote]]
** [[Music/TheWho Keith]].
** ''Anime/SailorMoon''.
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic The one that has/once had the Mare in it.]]
* [[Series/SesameStreet Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?]]
** Maybe...what's it worth to ya?
** USE GOOGLE MAPS, YOU DOLT!
* [[Series/VeronicaMars Who killed Lily Kane]]?
** [[Series/TwinPeaks Laura Palmer]].
** [[Series/TheKilling But who killed Rosie Larsen?]]
* [[Series/{{Farscape}} Can I get a "Hell Yeah"?]]
** No.
* [[Series/RedDwarf So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet, to see the king of the potato people, and plead with him for your freedom...and you're telling me you're completely sane?]]
** If you're ok with it, I'm ok with it.
** If you're going to be like that about it, I shan't take you with me.
** Yup!
* [[Series/MrYoung Who has heard of the War of 1812?]]
** Er, most people. Hopefully.
* [[Series/HouseOfAnubis Where's Joy?!]]
** Check the Anime/{{Pokemon}} Centers. Any will do. [[InexplicablyIdenticalIndividuals They're all the same.]]
* [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Who expects the Spanish Inquisition?]]
** I did.
*** You lie.
* [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Good Lord, I'm on film! How did that happen?]]
* [[Series/MythBusters Am I missing an eyebrow?]]
** No, I have it right here in my hand.
* [[TheMickeyMouseClub Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?]]
** I am, but I'm willing to share.
* [[Series/{{Community}} Dónde está la biblioteca?]]
** Right over there! CantYouReadTheSign
** ''[[Creator/DaveBarry Urrrrooonnngggg]]''.
* [[Series/{{COPS}} Bad boys, bad boys! What you gonna do? What you gonna do when they come for you?]]
** Rue the times I didn't stand up for the others they came for beforehand.
* [[Series/{{Firefly}} Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time! What does that make us?]]
** The BigDamnHeroes.
* ''Series/AreYouSmarterThanAFifthGrader''
** Well, considering that I completed the fifth grade, I would assume so. But I could be wrong.
* [[Series/TheXFiles Please explain to me the scientific nature of "the Whammy".]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
* ''Why Does it Always Rain on Me?''
** Because you live in UsefulNotes/{{Scotland}}--get over it.
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Because you're a rain god.]]
** Because you don't go inside when it rains.
** Haven't you seen your own MusicVideo? You've got no roof!
* [[Film/PeterPan "What Made the Red Man Red?"]]
** '''Racism.'''
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ochre#Early_historical_period Ochre?]]
** A lack of sunscreen.
** Sunburns.
** Well he'd look awful silly if he were blue, now wouldn't he?
** I'm pretty sure Redman isn't ''actually'' red. Come on, now.
** Genetics, adaptation to ambient light conditions over several thousand years, and enough stereotyping by whitey to lump great variation together.
** Blue paint.
** Red paint, duh.
* [[Music/TheBeatles Why don't we do it in the road?]]
** No one will be watching us.
** We'll be run over.
*** [[http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2003-04.html This won two people]] Website/DarwinAwards.
** It will be really dirty and uncomfortable.
** Because there's a dead possum there.
*** You sure it's dead and not just playing?
** Right in front of the [[AbbeyRoadCrossing abbey]]? Ew, no!
* [[Music/TomLehrer How did 64 get in there?]]
** It's eight squared, don't you see.
*** Base eight.
** [[Music/TomLehrer Everybody get one? Good.]]
** The SNES needed updating.
* Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
** Just like you, they're [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny uncritically attracted to shiny objects.]]
** [[WebComic/{{XKCD}} Wait, those are turkey vultures... Are you a zombie?]]
** [[VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice Do they? Fascinating! Can there be a creature whose existence depends solely on its proximity to an observer?]]
** I don't know. [[Film/TheBirds Mr. Hitchcock]] won't tell anybody.
** Because [[FlippingTheBird those rude people don't like me for some reason]].
* [[Music/{{Queen}} Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?]]
** Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
*** Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see.
**** I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.
** Film/TheMatrix has you...
** Just check your [[Film/{{Inception}} totem]], dude.
** [[MemeticMutation Is this going to be forever?]]
** It's AllJustADream.
*** No, ''this'' is the dream. [[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus You are back in the cell.]]
* ''Who Wrote the Book of Love?''
** [[LoveHurts A masochist.]]
** [[http://www.amazon.com/Book-Love-Magdalene-Line/dp/0743299973 Kathleen McGowan]].
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Somebody named Love, obviously]].
*** [[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII Donald]], perhaps?
* [[Music/TheWho Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who?]]
** [[SubvertedTrope I'm a policeman, you don't have to know my name!]]
** It seems you really want to know. Too bad.
** Yes, I play first on the Troper Baseball Team.
** Just who the hell do you think I am?
** [[Series/DoctorWho I'm the Doctor.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold Just a man, or a Superman?]]
*** [[Music/{{Queen}} Just a man, with a man's courage.]]
*** [[Music/FiveForFighting I'm only a man in a funny red sheet.]]
** [[ComicBook/VForVendetta "Who"? "Who" is but the form following the function of "what" and what I am is a man in a mask.]]
** [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} I am Optimus Prime.]]
*** [[Series/BabylonFive Unacceptable answer!]] I already know your ''name''. ''[[ArcWords Who are you?]]''
** [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Who am I?]] '''''[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist A HOUSEWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!]]'''''
** [[WhosOnFirst Whoo]].
** [[Music/TheBeatles I am the Walrus.]]
** [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel I am a Rock. I am an Island.]]
** Actually, [[SplitPersonality I'm not sure.]]
** [[Music/BlackSabbath I AM IRON MAN!]]
** [[Film/CasinoRoyale You know my name.]]
* Who let the dogs out?
** Film/{{Beethoven}}.
** Music/TheWho.
*** [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]].
**** Doctor who?
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Smithers, release the hounds.]]
** The guy being chased by cats?
** The guy who uses BrandX in [[ToiletHumor Beano and some Pepto-Bismol]] commercials.
* How many roads must a man walk down?
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Forty-two.]]
** No, it's rhetorical.
*** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Rhetorical, eh? Eight!]]
** [[WebComic/{{Homestuck}} Four Thirteen.]]
** [[Literature/TheMouseThatRoared One hundred and sixty-one]].
** Before they can call him a man? I don't know, but he has to revisit highway 40.
** [[Creator/MichaelRosen Two hundred and three]].
** [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Most trainers go down about forty-five per game.]]
* What is love?
** [[WebComic/{{XKCD}} A curious game.]] [[Film/WarGames The only winning move is not to play.]]
** A miserable little pile of baby don't hurt me.
** [[Music/TheBeatles Something that money can't buy, apparently.]]
** [[Film/TheDevilsAdvocate Overrated. Biochemically, no different from eating a lot of chocolate.]]
** A second-hand emotion.
*** A sweet old-fashioned notion.
** A many-splendored thing.
** [[Music/PatBenatar A battlefield]].
** [[AsTheGoodBookSays Patient; kind; it does not envy, it does not boast]], etc etc.
** Depends on [[TheFourLoves what kind of love]] you're asking for.
** [[Music/TheBeatles All you need]].
** A tennis term meaning "You're not doing that well."
** [[Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews It's a curious thing.]] [[Film/BackToTheFuture Make a-one man weep, make another man sing.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Food for the changelings.]]
** [[Music/HelloProject What do you want, is it necessary?]]
** A temple.
** The higher law.
* [[Music/TheBeatles What would you do if I sang out of tune?]]
** I would stand up and walk out on you.
** I would turn off the radio.
** Ask you to stop singing.
** Yes, because your singing it bad and you should feel bad.
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Stop! No time for a song! Here comes Applejack!]]
* Is this love that I'm feeling? Is this love that's been keeping me up all night?
** No. That would be insomnia.
** [[Film/TheProducers It's called an erection. Well, it's that or malaria. Don't worry, they have pills for everything these days.]]
** [[Music/JohnMellencamp Sometimes love don't feel like it should--you make it hurt so good.]]
** [[Music/PetShopBoys Another night with open eyes, too late to sleep, too soon to rise...]]
* [[Music/TheOffspring Why Don't You Get A Job?]]
** I blame the recession. [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife And this website.]]
** [[RichIdiotWithNoDayJob I'm independently wealthy.]]
** I don't have a job because I don't have any skills, I don't have any skills because I didn't go to school, I didn't go to school because I don't have any money, I don't have any money because I don't have a job, I don't have a job because I don't have any skills...
** [[NoodleIncident After what happened at Rite Aid, I'm pretty much unemployable.]]
** [[Literature/TheBible ...Because he's covered in boils?]]
* [[Music/TheRollingStones Pleased to meet you. Won't you guess my name?]]
** Literature/{{Rumpelstiltskin}}, gimme my baby back.
*** [[GuideDangIt Wrong]]. It's [[VideoGame/KingsQuestIQuestForTheCrown Ifnkovhgroghprm.]]
** [[Series/SaturdayNightLive Could it be… SATAN?!]]
** Trick question - [[IHaveManyNames you have many names]].
** [[FilkSong George Lucas]].
** No. If you want to introduce yourself, you can tell me your name like a normal person, damn it.
*** He won't because he's [[VideoGame/PaperMario Doo liss]]. ...Confound it, [[InterfaceScrew he stole a letter from my keyboard!]] Again!
** Your name is Not-Bob.
** Only if you guess mine.
** [[JustForFun/CandleJack Candle Ja—]]
** Oh, come ''on,'' [[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Fhqwhgads]]!
** Lucy.
* What is this feeling?
** Stomach pains. I'm afraid you're going to die.
** [[Theatre/{{Wicked}} Loathing. Unadulterated loathing.]]
** It couldn't be tonsillitis, it feels like neuritis, but nevertheless it's love.
** Don't worry, you'll get over it.
** A heart attack. Call 911!
** Gas.
** The feeling that you will have been here before.
** [[Series/HowIMetYourMother You just got slapped! Across the face, my friend...]]
*** [[Series/HowIMetYourMother Yeah that really just happened...]]
** Hey, [[Music/DaftPunk if you wanna leave, I'm with it...]]
** [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The burning you feel? It is shame.]]
** [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment The feeling that you will have been here before.]]
* War, huh! What is it good for?
** [[Discworld/{{Thud}} Freeing slaves, maybe? Defending yourself against a totalitarian aggressor?]].
** Depends on your opinion of the purpose of life. Is it to live the longest, healthiest, safest life possible? Maybe. Or maybe life is to sacrifice in the name of glory, tradition, or identity. [[WebVideo/CrashCourse These are big questions, and there are no easy answers...]]
** [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.]]
* [[EagleLand "Oh, say can you... and the hooooome of the braaaaaaaave?"]]
** [[GrammarNazi Run on sentence.]]
*** [[GrammarNazi Also, missing a verb.]]
** [[ScunthorpeProblem Banned for inappropriate language]] (s[[ClusterBleepBomb ** *** *** *** ** *** ****** ***** ****]]t)
** [[Creator/OscarWilde Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.]]
* [[Music/GunsNRoses Oh, won't you please take me home?]]
** You can't go home. You can never go home.
*** [[Music/BonJovi Who says you can't go home?]]
**** [[Music/{{Eagles}} You can check out any time you like. But you can never leave.]]
***** [[Music/{{Daughtry}} But these places and these faces are getting old, so I'm going home.]]
** [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe Ohmigod! Yes I will!]]
** Well, I'd need to know where you live first, unless you mean ''my'' home, which is kind of a mess right now...
** If I do, [[Music/CultureClub will you still be in love, baby?]]
** Even now, after all you've done, you can still ''go'' home!
** Why, [[Music/PhilCollins cuz you don't remember]]?
** How can I? I'm no [[Music/JohnDenver country road]].
* [[Music/BlackSabbath What is this that stands before me?]]
** [[Music/GreenDay A bald guy talking in a cell phone and a marching band.]][[http://covers.box3.net/newsimg/dvdmov/max1142444300-front-cover.jpg]]
** It's just me. Hi there.
** [[Theatre/{{Macbeth}} A dagger.]]
* [[Music/TheBeatles Is there anybody going to listen to my story?]]
** I've got about three minutes. Make it quick.
** Depends on the story, I suppose.
** [[VideoGame/PaperMario At first, but then I'll fall asleep partway through and not wake up until you ask me if I'm listening, at which point I'll claim I am.]]
** No.
* [[Music/{{War}} Why can't we be friends?]]
** Because you're kind of a jerk...
** I'm shy and socially awkward, so I don't really spend time with people. Don't take it personally.
** [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace I hate everything about you]]!
** You're an idiot.
* [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants Why did Constantinopole]] [[CoveredUp get the works?]]
** Ask the Turks.
*** Can't. [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII They're Shin-Ra's secret agents]].
** They were conquered by people who had a different religion.
** Why they changed it I can't say. People just liked it better that way.
*** TheyChangedItNowItSucks.
* [[Music/LeonardCohen What can I tell you, my brother, my killer? What could I possibly say?]]
** "Next time, check the safety on that thing"?
* [[Music/TheCure Why can't I be you?]]
** Because I'm not done being me yet.
** Because deep down, you realize I kinda suck and you're better off as yourself.
* How many people want to kick some ass?
** 42. Always 42.
** Sorry, I'm really just a sensitive artist...
* [[Music/TheMoodyBlues Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door with a thousand different questions about hate and death and war?]]
** Next time, ask the questions one at a time.
** Nobody's home. Try the next house.
** Hiding! Who the f*** wants to answer a thousand questions?!
** [[VisibleSilence ...]]
** The world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
* [[Music/WhitneyHouston How will I know if he really loves me?]]
** [[Music/{{Cher}} It's in his kiss.]]
*** Specifically, [[VideoGame/SuperheroLeagueOfHoboken a kiss before the morning toothbrushing.]]
* [[Music/{{Queen}} Who wants to live forever?]]
** [[VideoGame/SidMeiersAlphaCentauri I want to live for a thousand years. Even 500 would be pretty nice.]]
*** '''[[Music/{{REM}} I]]''' [[Music/{{REM}} could live a million...]]
*** [[Literature/HarryPotter Only I can live forever!]]
** No, he doesn't. At least not anymore. He's tired.
** [[Music/OingoBoingo NO ONE LIVES FOREVER!]]
* [[Music/{{REM}} What's the frequency, Kenneth?]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail African or European?]]
** I don't know, but it [[{{Pun}} hurts]]!
** The speed of propagation divided by the wavelength.
* [[Music/CreedenceClearwaterRevival Have you ever seen the rain?]]
** For three days straight. Give us some sun already!
** [[Music/JamesTaylor I've seen fire, too. And sunny days I thought would never end.]]
* [[BonnieTyler Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods?]]
** He's having a beer with the streetwise Hercules.
* [[Music/ToddEdwards Why do you even bother?]]
** Because I want to.
** Whoever said I did?
** Biko. Because Biko.
* [[Music/ThePixies Where is my mind?]]
** [[Music/BasementJaxx Where's your head at?]]
* [[Music/KilroyWasHere What the devil's going on?]]
** Really? That's your best insult?
** Blowed if I know.
** We're playing a Tv Tropes game. Have a go - that's how wikis work.
* [[Music/PinkFloyd Is there anybody out there?]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho Who's]] [[RunningGag out there.]]
** No.
** [[Music/OneohtrixPointNever There's nobody]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RFunvF0mDw here...]]
* What rhymes with "hug me"?
** 'Mug me'? Might not want to say that too much...
** [[HatesBeingTouched "Don't hug me"]] rhymes with "hug me."
* Who's the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?
** Go home dad, you're drunk.
* [[Music/TheAxisOfAwesome Why aren't lasers doing cool shit?]]
** Scientists are worried we'll find out how much fun they are.
** Because oddly enough, giant FrickinLaserBeams are somewhat dangerous.
** [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim Everything's lasers with you!]]
** They are, but maybe not the cool things ''you're'' thinking of.
** Just like any other weapon, you need to level them up.
* [[{{Music/Ylvis}} What does the fox say?]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIR8RtI9kaw This.]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mtjiOwertA And this.]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_DVvNK7mRA Here's your answer.]]
** [[VideoGame/StarFox Get out of there, Slippy!]]
** [[Webcomic/HiimDaisy ALL YO' YENS, YIP YIP YAP!!!]]
** [[Series/{{Firefly}} Your favorite show]] [[ScrewedByTheNetwork has been canceled.]]
** [[Franchise/{{Naruto}} Believe it!]]
*** [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} Or don't!]]
** [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure "All's well that ends well, right?"]]
** [[Webcomic/{{Gunnerkrigg Court}} "HWAIIIEEE!"]]
** [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys SKREEEEEEEEEEEE-]]
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtezkpAsSpY&t=40s We're no strangers]] [[Music/RickAstley to looove~]]
* Do you believe in magic, in a young girl's heart?
** It appears my NeuroVault is still functioning well. Excellent...
** Do you even know what happened with [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the last guy]] who knew all the words to that song?
** I believe the autonomic nervous system functions regardless of age and gender.
** Not since I was about five.
** [[Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Yes. That's why I get them to make contracts with me.]]
* [[Music/EltonJohn What do I do when lightning strikes me?]]
** Call 911!
** Stop playing Squeenix games.
** [[VideoGame/MarioKart Use a mushroom]].
* [[Music/PeteSeeger Where have all the flowers gone?]]
** [[StatingTheSimpleSolution To the florist?]]
** Mario needs them.
*** [[VideoGame/PaperMario But they despawned with the hearts and coins.]]
* [[Music/LeAnnRimes How do I breathe without you?]]
** Inhale, exhale.
** With a ventilator.
* Am I ever gonna see your face again?
** No way, get fucked, fuck off!
** [[Literature/TheBible Get thee from me, take heed to thyself, see my face no more; for in that day thou seest my face thou shalt die.]]
* [[Music/ThreeDaysGrace I hate everything about you, why do I love you?!]]
** Hate isn't the opposite of love, indifference is.
** ''Someone's'' a bit {{Tsundere}}.
* [[Music/SimplePlan How could this happen to me?]]
** That's going to need more explanation than we can give in this short bullet point.
* [[Music/TheBuggles I met your children, what did you tell them?]]
** That you suck and cannot be trusted.
* [[Music/GreenDay Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?]]
* [[Music/HueyLewisAndTheNews Do you believe in love?]]
** Do you believe it's true?
* [[Music/SimonAndGarfunkel Are you going to Scarborough Fair?]]
** No. I don't even know where the heck that is.
* [[Music/PinkFloyd How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?]]
** I take the pudding from you.
* [[Music/{{Coldplay}} How long must you wait for it?]]
** Just [[Music/LynyrdSkynyrd gimme three steps]].
* [[Music/JoniMitchell Don't it always seem to go]] [[Music/CountingCrows that you don't know what you've got till it's gone?]]
* [[Music/MidnightOil How do we dance when our Earth is turning?]]
** Do the twist?
** How do we sleep while our beds are burning?
*** I was sleeping at a motel at the time.
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_My_Scene%3F What's My Scene?]]
** And another thing \ I've been wondering lately \ Am I crazy \ To believe in ideals?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civzfZ_3uVc Do you see what I see?]]
* [[http://youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs How long can we look at each other / Down the barrel of a gun?]]
* [[Music/PaulSimon Can I call you Betty?]]
** Yes, but [[Film/MulhollandDrive I think I might be Diane Selwyn]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Professional Wrestling]]
* DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?
** Yeah...and it stinks!
*** IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT STINKS!
** Hells yeah, it smells delicious!
** Is that...roast beef?
*** No, it's pie!
**** A [[PieInTheFace pie IN YOUR FACE]]!
** Is it... stone soup?
** No. [[TheNoseless I don't have a nose.]]
*** Really? How do you smell?
**** Awful!
**** [[AntiHumor I can't; I don't have a nose!]]
** [[Series/GoodEats You know, I'm really sorry we haven't worked out that scratch-and-sniff TV yet.]]
* What you gonna do... when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
** [[VideoGame/StarFox A barrel roll.]]
** [[Music/{{INXS}} Gonna live my life]].
** Initiate AttackPatternAlpha.
** Do a little dance~Make a little love~
*** Get down tonight.
** [[Manga/DeathNote I'll take this chip... and eat it]]
* Miz: Really? ''Really?''
** Yes.
** Really.
** [[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Release restraint, level 1.]]
** [[MemeticMutation YA RLY]]
* Can you dig it... SUCKAAAAA?!?!
** [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} I certainly can, and I might find coal, or gold, or even obsidian]].
** I don't know. Are you talkin' 'bout Film/{{Shaft}}?
*** '''John''' Shaft.
** [[Film/MysteryMen I shovel well. I shovel very well.]]
** [[DugTooDeep That might not be a good idea.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Radio]]
* [[Radio/TheShadow Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?]]
** {{God}}. Assuming you believe in that sort of thing. If not, don't worry about it.
** [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: [[Literature/Discworld Well, obviously ]]
'''[[TheGrimReaper I]]''' do. I was only wondering if there was someone else.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Stand-up Comedy]]
* [[Creator/GeorgeCarlin Where is the blue food?]]
** There's Blue M&M's.
** Eiffel 65 ate it all. Why do you think they're so blue? (Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee, da ba di...)
** In this delicious muffin.
** Blue is an appetite suppressant. I'm not sure if that's a cause or an effect, though.
** [[Literature/PercyJacksonAndTheOlympians Percy's house]].
** [[Literature/YoungWizards The Crossings.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]
* [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} To be, or not to be?]]
** Not to be. [[KillEmAll Definitely not to be.]]
** [[Film/LastActionHero * large explosion* ]]
** Depends, is it nobler in spirit to suffer the slings and arrows... umm... screw it, not to be!
** True. (2B)∨¬(2B) is a tautology.
** [[TakeAThirdOption All of the above]].
*** ''None'' of the above.
** Yes.
*** No.
** [[Film/StarTrekIIITheSearchForSpock "Our revels now are ended, Kirk!]] [[Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry Cry havoc, and let slip the dogs of war!"]]
* [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} What do you read, my Lord?]]
** Words, words, words.
** [[Wiki/TVTropes This Very Wiki]].
* [[Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?]]
** Why does that matter? Isn't the [[FeudingFamilies real problem]] the "Montague" part?
** Because my great-uncle was named [[MythologyGag Romeus]], and my father really respected him.
* Is this a dagger that I see before me?
** No, now give me back my pencil.
** No, I'm just [[OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe happy to see you]].
** Well if it was behind you, you wouldn't ''see it'' now, would ya, dumbass?
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Um. No, my lord. It's my handkerchief, you see. You can sort of tell the difference if you look closely. It doesn't have as many sharp edges.]]
* What light through yonder window breaks?
** [[Film/{{Daredevil}} The "C" train.]]
** [[Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Explosion in the chem lab.]]
** A house fire.
** It is a rock, and Juliet has a concussion.
* [[Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic How do you solve a problem like Maria?]]
** With cheese.
** KillItWithFire!
*** No! KillItWithWater!
*** No! KillItWithIce!
** [[ReassignedToAntarctica Reassignment to Antarctica!]]
** I know dis guy, see? You pay me, I get him to take care of da problem for you.
* How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
** On film.
** [[Music/{{ACDC}} Pick up the phone, leave her alone... it's time you made a stand!]]
* [[Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera My God, who is this man, who hunts to kill?]]
** Well, hunting to mangle is needlessly cruel.
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic I'm a pegasus pony. I'll see what I can do.]]
* Why do they want to whip poor Will again?
** Isn't he the designated whipping boy?
*** [[Music/JohnMellencamp He's had that pleasure for years and years.]]
* [[Theatre/LesMiserables Do you hear the people sing?]]
** Yes. [[DreadfulMusician They have some serious bad tone issues.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tropes]]
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse
** He died because he didn't believe in ThePowerOfCheese.
** *Snap* There he is.
** Ran out of battery power again, hold on...
** He's fine.
* [[CrypticBackgroundReference What's A Secret Four?]]
** I don't know, but [[Creator/BenjaminFranklin three of them are dead]].
*** FourIsDeath
** Literature/{{I am|NumberFour}}.
** I didn't know that four was a secret.
* WhosOnFirst
** [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Not the pronoun, but a player]] with the unlikely name of [[http://hijinksensue.com/2009/01/05/whos-on-eleventh Who]], is on first.
** No, [[Music/TheWho Who's]] [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} on stage.]]
*** How should I know who's on stage?
**** I don't know!
**** Third base.
** No, ''[[Series/DoctorWho Who]]''[='=]s on after ''Series/TopGear''.
* WhatsAHenway
** It's a pun on the ambiguity created by "what is" and "what does" having homophonic contractions. [[InvertedTrope Oh sorry, I misunderstood]] - a ''hen'' weighs about 3 pounds.
** A martial arts style based upon chickens.
** Are you sure you don't mean [[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIII Ken]][[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIVBlackFlag way]]?
* DudeWheresMyRespect
** Your wife got that in the divorce.
** Do you deserve any?
** Down the hall, third door to the left.
** You can respec your stats here, sir, but you're going to have to pay first.
* HowDoIShotWeb
** Hit the button [[RetCon on your mechanical web shooters]].
** [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Fire Arrows.]] More convenient than a stick!
** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Shooting the web doesn't make much sense. The bullet would probably go through the holes in it!]]
*** Ah, so YouHaveToBurnTheWeb.
** X. But you'd know that if you hadn't skipped the tutorials.
** [[GrammarNazi Your tenses are wrong.]]
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway
** HeartIsAnAwesomePower!
** [[VideoGame/DisgaeaHourofDarkness Etna]] and [[VideoGame/Disgaea2CursedMemories Hanako]] says it creates a beam powered by the hearts, [[VerbalTic dood]].
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda Link,]] [[Music/OverclockedRemix fill up your hearts, so you can throw your sword, with power...]]
* Administrivia/HowDidWeMissThisOne
** Looks like someone FailedASpotCheck.
** [[Film/RustlersRhapsody Even with these sights, we've got a target 100 yards away, maybe more, we've never fired these rifles before, there's a definite wind factor,]] ''[[Film/RustlersRhapsody and]]'' [[Film/RustlersRhapsody we've got a problem with the sun!]]
** That's what you get for working with the ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy.
** It was surrounded by a bunch of other 1's. Binary is hard to work with.
* HaveYouToldAnyoneElse
** [[GenreSavvy Yes]].
** [[GenreBlindness No]]. *gets killed*
** Is there a third option?
*** How about "Do you trust me to have told anyone else before you"? That or "How dumb do you think I am?"
* YouAndWhatArmy
** [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy The U.S. army.]]
** The Salvation Army.
** This army.
** [[OneManArmy Me. I'm the army.]]
** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} Mine, as a matter of fact.]]
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone
** AnythingThatMoves.
** YourMom.
** A lot of murdering stuff.
** Absolutely nothing.
* WhenIsPurple
** I don't know, but [[Discworld/TheWeeFreeMen it sounds like the smell of snow.]]
*** [[Discworld/{{Sourcery}} It looks like a piano sounds shortly after being dropped down a well. It tastes yellow, and feels Paisley. It smells like a total eclipse of the moon. Of course, nearer to the tower it gets really weird.]]
** Last Thursday.
* WhoWritesThisCrap
** DarthWiki/ThatTroper does! The hack.
** Those who have [[ToiletHumour gone]] before.
** [[VideoGame/SonicColors You do, boss.]]
* EtTuBrute
* RememberWhenYouBlewUpASun
** [[NoodleIncident That was the most hilarious day in my life]]. [[NoodleImplements I'm still not quite sure how the barbie doll and a plate of spaghetti could have done]] ''[[NoodleIncident that]]''.
** I'm sorry, but I don't remember any of it. Because you see, the day I blew up the sun might be the most important day in your life. ButForMeItWasTuesday.
* WhatTheHellHero
** IDidWhatIHadToDo
* WhatTheHellPlayer
* DidYouActuallyBelieve
** [[Theatre/TheBookOfMormon I am a Mormon and, dang it, a Mormon just believes.]]
** If I didn't, we probably wouldn't be in this situation.
* WhyWontYouDie
** FirstLawOfResurrection, my friend.
** [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance NANOMACHINES, SON!]]
** [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!]]
** [[Film/VForVendetta Beneath this mask is an]] ''[[Film/VForVendetta idea]]''. [[YouCannotKillAnIdea And. Ideas. Are. Bulletproof!]]
** I renewed my JokerImmunity and NeverSayDie insurance - best you can hope for is locking me up for a bit, I'm afraid.
* HaveYouSeenMyGod
** Yes. Last Tuesday, I believe.
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Who Is This God Person, Anyway?]]
** Where were you when you last had him with you?
** Try [[VideoGame/{{Okami}} filling in the missing spaces on a constellation map.]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
* [[VideoGame/ZeroWing How are you gentlemen?]]
** We learned manners from a young age.
** Good, you?
* [[VideoGame/ZeroWing Why is all my base belong to you?]]
** Because you're a stock broker - live with it.
** Because [[Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG all your alkaline chemicals got stolen.]]
* [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight What is a man?]]
** Okay, first, get a mirror. Second, look inside of it. That is a man. It can't be a woman because ThereAreNoGirlsOnTheInternet.
** But Drac's asking it and he doesn't appear in a mirror.
*** He's no man! [[spoiler:He's a... [[/folder]]

[[folder: space station! ]]
...Vampire, you dolt.]]
**** [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] [[MemeticMutation is a man!]] And a half!
***** A [[Comicbook/{{Doom}} BERSERKER-PACKING man-and-a-half?]]
****** He tried that once. He got stuck.
** [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaJudgment The capacity to ponder your existence. That is the essence of the human soul.]] (It's too bad Drac never thought to consult his closest source.)
** [[Disney/{{Mulan}} He must be swift as the coursing river!]]
*** With all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
** [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Water, 35 litres. Carbon, 20 kg. Ammonia, 4 litres. Lime, 1.5 kg. Phosporus, 800 g. Salt, 250 g. Niter, 100 g. Sulphur, 80 g. Fluorine, 7.5 g. Iron, 5 g. Silicon 3 g. And fifteen other elements. Those are the elements to make an average adult human body.]]
** [[Literature/TheBible It's white like coriander seed and tastes like wafers made with honey.]]
* [[VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} What could possibly go wrong?]]
** [[PolygonCeiling Have you seen yourself in three dimensions lately?]]
** Nothing! NothingCanStopUsNow!
** [[Series/TopGear Don't say that!]]
** This.
** Everything. ''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Forever]]''.
** [[Film/{{Apollo13}} Houston, we have a problem....]]
** [[Series/{{Community}} Classic tee-up!]]
** ''[[FinaglesLaw Anything.]]''
** What couldn't?
* [[VideoGame/PlanescapeTorment What can change the nature of a man?]]
** ...A whole lot of random stuff?
** Mind control?
** An [[StuffBlowingUp explosion]].
** Anything that could kill him.
** Simple. CharacterDevelopment.
** Love.
* [[VideoGame/{{BioShock|1}} Who is Atlas?]]
** Some Irish dude [[spoiler:who isn't even Irish.]]
** Would you kindly?
*** No.
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Atlas Someone you've never heard of.]]
** VideoGame/{{P|ortal}}-Body's partner.
** The Titan who holds up the sky.
** [[Creator/{{Atlus}} This game company that gets off on our tears.]]
** A [[HumongousMecha big]] [[VideoGame/MechWarrior stompy]] [[TabletopGame/BattleTech 100-ton Inner Sphere war machine]].
** Atlas? [[SamusIsAGirl She's]] the biomatch for [[VideoGame/MegaManZX Model F]].
** Hey, wasn't his name [[Manga/AstroBoy Daichi]]?
** ''(shrugs)''
* [[VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution Why do you need Konami Original Songs?]]
** Because otherwise the game would be infused with even more terrible pop songs than it is now.
* Where In The World Is Franchise/CarmenSandiego?
** Behind you.
** [[BrickJoke Dating Waldo]].
** Oh, you know, [[ImpossibleThief stealing something improbable or impossible]]. Again.
*** I think this time, she [[Creator/RobertFrost took the road less traveled by!]]
** California. [[DontExplainTheJoke Specifically, San Diego.]]
* [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Y'think youz can sneek about wifout me boyz seein' ya?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Daria}} Well, it would be stupid to say yes, now.]]
** [[Memes/TabletopGames Maybe you ought to have painted yourself purple?]]
** [[Franchise/MetalGear That's what the box is for.]]
** ''That'' is a decoy. The fellow to your left - *dramatic pause* - '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 IS A SPY!]]'''
** Well, if I get seen, I'm obviously not being very sneaky, now am I?
** I knew I should have recharged my [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Somebody Else's Problem Field]] last night.
* [[VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity Tell me everything about the Riddler!]]
** Well, he's pathologically obsessed with riddles, and commits crimes to get Batman's attention and therefore get Batman to solve said riddles, due to Batman being the only one he feels he can match wits with. He dresses in green clothes covered in black question marks, and a green bowler hat, sometimes accentuating things with a question mark topped cane. One of Batman's less overtly harmful or homicidal criminals, to the extent that he's [[HeelFaceTurn gone straight]] in the past.
** I don't know everything about the Riddler. If you need more info, ask that last guy. He seems pretty knowledgeable on the subject.
** Sorry, [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} that has to be in the form of a question.]]
* [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom3 If you can be a god, then what shall we call Galactus?]]
** Umm, Comicbook/{{Galactus}}?
** The final boss.
** Not a god.
** A glutton.
** Why do you laugh in the face of your own destruction?
*** Because you've got a ridiculous purple helmet and your eyes look like ''VideoGame/{{Bejeweled}}'' pieces.
*** SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} laughs at who he likes.
* [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid What am I fighting for?]]
** [[Music/BeastieBoys Your right to party.]]
** CompanionCube
** [[VideoGame/MegaManX4 A better voice actor.]]
** [[Music/{{Queen}} Just surrender and it won't hurt at all.]]
** XP?
** One, two, three . . .
* [[VisualNovel/NineHoursNinePersonsNineDoors What the hell is a funyarinpa?]]
** It's a noun.
** According to online translators, it's [[{{Squick}} nodes and poop]].
* [[VideoGame/BadDudes Are you a bad enough dude to save the president?]]
** I'm pretty sure [[AuthorityEqualsAsskicking he can handle himself]].
*** He's a bad enough president to save dudes using [[Videogame/MetalWolfChaos burning American freedom.]]
** If it's the only way to pay for all my crimes, then yes.
** I'm bad. Why would I want to do something good like save him?
** [[Music/MichaelJackson You know I'm bad, I'm bad...]]
* [[VideoGame/ToontownOnline Are you toon enough?!]]
** No.
** YES!
** Hold on, let me pull this anvil [[{{Hammerspace}} from behind myself]] and [[AnvilOnHead drop it on myself]]. If I survive, albeit in an [[AccordionMan accordianesque form]], then yes. Yes, I am.
* [[VideoGame/HotelMario How are we going to find the princess with the power going out?]]
** The same way you always do.
* [[VideoGame/SonicExe Hello, do you want to play with me?]]
** FUCK YES. BringIt! *Hides in impenetrable bunker*
** No. You're creepy.
* [[VideoGame/SuperStreetFighterIV Can a cyclone beat a hurricane?]]
** Depends on the difficulty setting.
** Given that they're largely pretty similar, both weather patterns are unlikely to exist in a conflicting environment at once.
** Judging by the results of the fight, yes.
** Can a hurricane beat a DOUBLE TYPHOON?
* [[VideoGame/SkullGirls Feeling]] ''[[{{Pun}} claw]]''[[{{Pun}} -strophobic?]]
** Nah, just trying to [[OffWithHisHead keep my head on straight.]]
** I dunno, VideoGame/{{Bubsy}}, am I?
* [[VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins Have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?]]
** I got told off for doing that.
* [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Are you a boy, or a girl? Won't you please tell me?]]
** No. 'Cause I'm a robot.
** Why don't you guess, dumbass? You can see me clearly, right?
*** No, I'm legally blind.
* [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Do you want to hear what I said again?]]
** No!
** ButThouMust.
** Actually, I think I missed some of it. Yes please.
* [[Videogame/SuperMarioRPG Do you know about timed hits?]]
** This is gonna be a tutorial, isn't it?
* [[VideoGame/{{Cybermorph}} Where did you learn to fly?]]
** [[VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue Vermillion City.]]
** [[VideoGame/SuperMario64 Bob-Omb Battlefield.]]
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Running away from Agrajag.]]
** [[Music/JimmyBuffett When the volcano blew.]]
** [[VideoGame/KingdomHearts358DaysOver2 Neverland.]]
* [[VideoGame/ColossalCave Kill the dragon? With what, your bare hands?]]
** It works for Mario.
** [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} No, with Ice, Fairy or its own Dragon powers.]]
* [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance How's an honest warmonger supposed to make a living?]]
** Warmongering? Marauding?
*** [[FictionFiveHundred Worked for]] [[Literature/TheHobbit Smaug.]]
** [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business.]]
* [[Franchise/MassEffect Anyone ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?]]
** No. Geez, those were dull.
** I never understood why you kept wanting to speak on the subject of the elevators in the first place.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
* [[WebVideo/YugiohTheAbridgedSeries Did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?]]
** Yeah, so?
*** That's against the rules, isn't it?
***** Actually, there are several situations in which it is perfectly within the rules to summon more than one monster in a turn. It's called a Special Summon. Look at your freakin' rulebook.
**** ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney!
**** Screw the rules, I have green hair!
**** ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules [[ThatCameOutWrong ...wait, let me try that again.]]
** What else does it look like I did?
* [[Machinima/RedVsBlue Do you ever wonder why we're here?]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife What's life all about?]]
** I dunno. I think we're lost.
** Because we're here. Roll the bones.
** [[Film/TheBradyBunch Wherever you go, there you are.]]
** [[Music/JimmyBuffett I'm searching for my lost shaker of salt.]]
* [[Machinima/RedVsBlue What happened to Georgia?]]
** Let's just say [[NoodleImplements it involved a malfunctioning jetpack, an asteroid and a medium-calibre gun]] [[YouDontWantToKnow and leave it at that.]]
** [[AmericanCivilWar General Sherman]].
* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall He has a magic gun, where'd he purchase that?]]
** Wal-Mart.
** [[Franchise/EvilDead S-Mart.]] Shop Smart. Shop S-Mart!
** [[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents Uh... internet?]]
** As it happens, [[spoiler: he didn't - some crazy man ran into his backyard while he was eating his lunch, then gave him the gun and ran away.]]
* [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment What's a paladin?]]
** Isn't that what [[WebVideo/LeeroyJenkinsVideo that one nutball]] was?
** [[JustForPun A boat, usually.]]
** Look it up.
** [[Series/HaveGunWillTravel A guy named "Wire."]]
** LawfulStupid.
* [[WebVideo/GirlChanInParadise How did you know to break the pencil, Kenstar?]]
* ''WebVideo/HeyAshWhatchaPlayin''
** ''Pokémon'', of course!
* [[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic Why top eleven?]]
** [[Film/ThisIsSpinalTap ...These go...to eleven.]]
** Because I like going UpToEleven.
* [[{{WebVideo/STAR}} Watamigonnaget?]]
** A thumping, if you don't slow down and talk like a sane person.
* [[WebVideo/TwoBestFriendsPlay WHEN'S MAHVEL?]]
** [[Memes/CapcomVsWhatever It's MAHVEL BAYBEE!]]
** They'll bring out a new film in a couple of years, I bet.
** New comics every week, for your enjoyment.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAAWE67hYeY July 25th, 2014.]]
* [[LetsPlay/JoshJepson Oh my god what was the heck was the what the what the what?]]
** [[BrickJoke You're also going to get a thumping in a minute.]]
** Calm down and try that one again.
* [[WebVideo/SuburbanKnights What do you think about the 21st century?]]
** 7/10. B grade, would definitely live through again.
* [[WebOriginal/LOLCats I can has cheezburgers?]]
** [[DevilsAdvocate No.]]
** [[Music/JimmyBuffett I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57, french-fried potatoes, a big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer.]]
* [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory Who won? Who's next?]]
* [[WebVideo/ASDFMovie Who parked their car on my sandwich?]]
* [[WebVideo/BenDrowned You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?]]
** Nah, I'm feeling fine. What's that thing in your mirror, though?
** [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask Yeah, my pony's gone, some guy made of wood turned me into a guy made of wood, and this flying ball of light blames me for her getting left behind when she could have flown on instead of getting all up in my face.]]
* [[{{Creepypasta}} Who was phone?]]
** Some guy with a really sucky first name. I mean, it's not even capitalised.
* [[WebVideo/JonTron WHAT THE FUCK IS A GROMMET?!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/WhateverHappenedToRobotJones''
** [[ScrewedByTheNetwork He was canned.]]
** [[TheOtherDarrin His voice changed]] [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks and people hated it]].
* ''WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooWhereAreYou?''
** Hiding [[BehindAStick behind a skinny tree]] from a con artist in a cheap monster costume.
* ''WesternAnimation/WhatsNewScoobyDoo''
** Eh, not much. You?
** Absolutely nothing. We've been recycling the exact same plot line for years and we don't plan on changing it now.
*** It's boring as Hell, really.
*** [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooMysteryIncorporated Not anymore!]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheAmazingChanAndTheChanClan Whodunit, whodunit? Who came and stole my heart away?]]
** A MadScientist looking for parts to build [[ReplacementGoldfish his new daughter]] with. You may wanna get it back, and keep an eye on your kidneys and liver while you're at it.
*** It was [[WebComic/EightBitTheater Thief]]!
** [[Franchise/MortalKombat Kano.]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Do alligators alligate?]]
** Only when they think nobody's watching.
** It'd be [[{{Scandalgate}} scandalous]] if someone found out.
** No, actually, they mostly litigate.
* [[WesternAnimation/BeastWars Why universe hate Waspinator?]]
** You're the ButtMonkey, I'm afraid.
*** [[Memes/{{Transformers}} TRUKK NOT MUNKY]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TeenTitans Who is Slade?]]
** Not a [[Anime/TekkamanBlade Teknoman]].
** [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress The only mineral that can't be mined]].
*** [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Ah, is that what the bedrock layer's made of?]]
** [[CompletelyMissingThePoint Don't you mean "slain"]]?
** GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND.
** The band that made Music/QuietRiot famous.
** Creator/RonPerlman
** Technically, [[ExecutiveMeddling he's suppost to be Deathstroke]].
* [[Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove Why do we even have that lever?]]
** It was on sale.
** [[VideoGame/DwarfFortress To unleash burning magma death on EVERYTHING.]]
** Because opening a pit of alligators with a doorknob would just look silly.
** You built that secret hideout, you tell me.
* WesternAnimation/WhereOnEarthIsCarmenSandiego
** Filed under Video Games.
* [[WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers Cigar]]?
** [[Series/PoliceSquad Yes, it is]].
*** [[UsefulNotes/SigmundFreud And sometimes]] [[BeamMeUpScotty just that.]]
** Sure.
* [[SpongebobSquarepants Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?]]
** That makes no sense. Assuming a pineapple ''was'' found under the sea, it'd be too small for anything to live in.
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}} Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight?]]
** So you'll have to buy 4 packs of hot dogs and 5 packs of buns to come out even.
*** [[Film/BulletproofMonk Now, you are ready.]]
** That's why I buy bun-length dogs; they come in 8-packs.
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Oatmeal? Are you crazy?]]
** I'm not crazy. [[Film/{{Airplane}} And don't call me Oatmeal]].
** MAYYYYBEEE…
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Who is responsible for subjecting our eyes to these... horrors?]]
** ... Good question. [[WhoWritesThisCrap Who]] ''[[WhoWritesThisCrap is]]'' [[WhoWritesThisCrap responsible?]]
*** [[WhosOnFirst No I'm not!]]
** [[Music/JimmyBuffett Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know it's my own damn fault.]]
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic What are you, a dictionary?]]
** Nope, I'm a thesaurus.
*** [[Literature/BoredOfTheRings Aiyee! A Thesaurus!]]
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic I can think inside a chimney. Can]] '''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic you]]''' [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic think inside a chimney?]]
** Don't need to. [[Series/DoctorWho I have a box for that]]. [[BiggerOnTheInside It's roomier than it looks]].
*** [[Franchise/MetalGear I also have a box for that]].
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Sense? What fun is there in making sense?]]
** Making sense is always fun if you make it by hand.
** Personally, I'd rather make dollars than [[{{Pun}} cents]].
* [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Hey, where's Perry?]]
** Probably shooting the shit with Waldo and Carmen Sandiego on a secret island in the Bahamas.
** [[RunningGag Aren't you guys a little young to be on]] Wiki/TVTropes?
*** [[CatchPhrase Yes, yes we are.]]
** [[Film/KissKissBangBang In the hospital, after he got shot.]]
* [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius May I not be un-excused?]]
** No. Sit down. You're almost at the end of the trope page.
* [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Is this the Krusty Krab?]]
** No, this is Patrick.
** [[Film/ThreeHundred This. Is.]] '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Sparta!!!]]'''
** [[MemeticMutation Is this the Krusty Krab?]]
** No, this is TV Tropes.
* [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny What's up, doc?]]
** [[Series/DoctorWho I'm trying to obtain another fez. Fezzes are cool.]]
* [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain Are you pondering what I'm pondering?]]
** I think so, Brain, but if [[Ride/DisneyThemeParks Tomorrowland]] were literal, who would visit?
** [[Series/MythBusters I think so, Jamie, but man, it's gonna be hard to find four oak doors and thirty pounds of greased chain!]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Other]]
* How do hedgehogs reproduce?
** Very carefully.
** [[{{Squick}} I saw the video in seventh grade science class.]] They do it doggy style.
*** I thought they could [[Literature/{{Discworld}} never be buggered at all.]]
** I dunno, try reading [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog his]] fanfiction.
** Regularly.
** [[ComicallyMissingThePoint They give birth to live young, the number generally depending on the size of the hedgehog species in question.]]
* Why did the chicken cross the road?
** To get to the other side.
** Does it need a reason?
** She was suffering from a terrible case of insomnia, making her desperate to get [[{{Pun}} tired]].
** [[ComedicSociopathy I don't think it had much choice after I chucked out there]].
** [[Film/BicentennialMan Perhaps a predator was chasing it.]]
*** Nonsense. [[Film/{{Predator}} Predators]] wouldn't chase it unless it was armed.
** To get to a restaurant?
** It's a sad day when a chicken can't cross a road without its motives being questioned.
** [[Film/{{Stripes}} TO GET FROM THE LEFT TO THE RIGHT!]]
** The light was green. What, did you think he was just gonna stand there?
*** I dream of a better tomorrow: a world where a chicken can cross the road and not be questioned about its motives.
** To get away from you.
*** [[Theatre/{{Gypsy}} You'll never get away from me.]]
* What's up?
** The sky.
** the ceiling.
** [[Film/{{Up}} A house, floating via a truly ridiculous number of balloons.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/TotalDrama I think I see a bird...]]
** [[Literature/{{Animorphs}} ]]
* What's new?
** Guinea, Zealand, Orleans...
*** York, Hampshire, Mexico...
** [[TooMuchInformation I've got this rash that wasn't there yesterday.]]
* What's your name?
** I! AM! Franchise/{{B|atman}}ATMAN!
** [[Music/TheBeatles You know my name, look up the number.]]
** [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!]]
** MyNameIsInigoMontoya
*** [[YouKilledMyFather You killed my father.]]
*** [[PrepareToDie Prepare to die.]]
*** [[Film/ThePrincessBride Stop]] [[StopSayingThat saying that!]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a67H_0gOEYM I'm Fred the Beard.]]
** [[Series/{{Roots}} Kunta. Kunta Kinte.]]
*** (''whipcrack'') YOUR NAME IS TOBY!
** [[JustForFun/CandleJack Candle Ja-]]
** IAmSpartacus
*** No, I am Spartacus!
*** No, I am!
*** It is I!
*** [[spoiler:Well, I know I'm not Spartacus...]]
*** [[Film/MontyPythonsLifeOfBrian I'm Brian, and so is my wife!]]
** IAmLegion
** [[Series/DoctorWho Just "the Doctor".]]
** Bond. Film/JamesBond. [Theme tune]
** [[MathematiciansAnswer No it isn't]].
** [[WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated My name is Optimus Prime!]]
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail What's your quest?]]
** Hi! My name is! (What?) My name is! (Who?) My name is -- (chicka-chicka) -- [[Music/{{Eminem}} Slim Shady.]]
** [[VideoGame/DeadRising2 West]]. [[VideoGame/DeadRising Frank West]].
*** [[Creator/WillSmith Desperado]]. [[EarWorm Rough rida]]. [[Film/WildWildWest No, you don't want nada]].
** [[VideoGame/SilentHill1 My name is Harry Mason.]] [[MemeticMutation I'm in town on vacation.]]
** [[VideoGame/JetSetRadio SUPA BROTHAAAAAAA!]]
** [[Series/{{Solitary}} Wrong. There is a number on the side of your pod. THAT is your new name.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants NO, THIS IS PATRICK!]]
** [[LetsPlay/TwitchPlaysPokemon ABBBBBBK. My friend is JLVWNNOOOO.]]
** [[VideoGame/SouthParkTheStickOfTruth You entered "Douchebag." Is that correct?]]
** [[Franchise/KingdomHearts My name is of no importance. What about you? Do you remember your true name?]]
** [[Series/HouseOfAnubis I'm Nina, I'm from America!]]
** My name is [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yon_Yonson Yon Yonson]], I come from Wisconsin; I work in a lumberyard there....
** Who's your daddy?
*** Is he rich like me?
** I'm Henry the Eighth, I am, Henry the Eighth, I am, I am...
** It's Music/{{Janet|Jackson}}. "Miss Jackson" if you're nasty.
** [[VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}} My name is Painwheel and I like sewing, puppies and long walks on the beach!]]
** My name is [[Literature/DresdenFiles Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden]]. [[BadassBoast Conjure by it at your own risk]].
* [[FanFic Will X and Y get together?]]
** [[ShipToShipCombat No! X should be with Z!]]
** Who's Y? An [[OriginalCharacter OC]]? [[VideoGame/MegaManX We all know he's best with Zero!]]
** ICantUseTheseThingsTogether.
** [[VideoGame/PokemonXAndY Yes, they were released at the same time all over the world.]]
** I don't know, but I often see A and E together. Then again, I also see O and E together... hmm...[[note]]It's called a ligature, by the way.[[/note]]
** They've barely met yet. You have to wait until XMeetsY.
* How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
** When girl gets male gametes all in her mature female gamete or gametes, embryo attaches to uterine wall, absorbs nutrition from girl, and grows into babby.
** "Special hugging" between ignorant people.
** People have babies when the girl and the guy decide to [[{{Beat}} ...]] [[TakeAThirdOption go to the orphanage and adopt one.]]
** Well, [[VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing when a stork and a cabbage love each other very much]]...
** [[GrammarNazi Sheesh, where'd you learn to spell?]] Truly, YouMakeMeSic.
* When was the War of 1812 fought?
** 1813. Both sides were terrible procrastinators.
** 1813, and 14, and 15.. Not the best name for a war, really...
** Wait, [[NamesTheSame which one]], the one in America or the one in Europe?
*** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Uh, I don't know that.]] '''AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!''' ''[falls into gorge]''
** [[Music/ThreeDeadTrollsInABaggie And the White House burned, burned, burrrrrrrrrrrned...]]
* [[MindScrew What is the answer to this question?]]
** [[MathematiciansAnswer Any response I give.]]
*** No, it isn't.
*** [[Series/BabylonFive While every answer is a response, not every response is an answer]].
** [[Series/{{QI}} Blue whale.]] ''[[[MostWonderfulSound klaxon]]]''
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuidetotheGalaxy 42!!!]]
** [[MathematiciansAnswer Yes]]
** No, 'what' is a non-personal interrogative pronoun.
* [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?]]
** Because [[{{Transformers}} YoUr LiFe iS pAiN]].
** [[Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate tHe MaStEr InSiStS uPoN iT.]]
** I blame Pat Lee.
** [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} BeCaUsE YoUv'E CoNsUmEd ToO MuCh SoPoR SlImE]].
* How's school?
** Crappy.
** [[Music/AliceCooper Out for summer. Or possibly forever.]]
* How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
** A hell of a lot.
** As much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
** This is a clean website, [[NotSafeForWork I can't tell you that.]]
* [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime What]] [[Series/HomeImprovement time]] [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howdy_Doody is it?]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8MDNFaGfT4 Peanut Butter Jelly Time!]]
** [[Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.]]
*** [[Series/AvatarTheLastAirbender Time is an illusion, and so are pants.]]
** [[Series/LifeOnMars2006 Beer]] [[AshesToAshes o'clock]].
** [[SpotOfTea Tea time]].
*** [[Literature/{{Discworld}} It's Teh-ah-tim-eh!]]
*** [[Music/EmilieAutumn It's time for war, it's time for blood, it's... time... for... TEA!]]
*** [[Literature/AliceInWonderland It's always tea time.]]
** [[Film/HighSchoolMusical SUMMERTIME! IT'S OUR VACATION!]]
** [[WebVideo/LoadingReadyRun Bagel time, it's bagel time, hey everybody it's bagel time!]]
** [[Music/BeastieBoys IT'S TIME TO GET ILL!]]
** Dan o'clock!
** [[Music/AlanJackson It's 5 o'clock somewhere.]]
** Two thirty. [[note]]Time to go to the dentist.[[/note]]
** [[Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily WALUIGI TIME!]]
** [[Series/TheMuppetShow It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights...]]
** [[Machinima/RedVsBlue It's nap time. It comes after pants time.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/CaptainCaveman UNGA BUNGA!]]
** [[VideoGame/SilentHill2 Good heavens, it's rape o' clock!!]]
** [[{{Wrestling/Vader}} OH, IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S... VADER... TIME!!!]]
** [[FriendlyTickleTorture IT'S TICKLE TIME!]]
** [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Well, if you're in Zozo, it's the time nobody says it is.]]
** [[WesternAnimation/AdventureTime ADVENTURE TIME!]]
** It's Tiger Time! [[note]]From Tiger Beer advertising dating back to at least 1999. Also the name of a beer place in Susukino, Sapporo, Hokkaido, Japan, selling beers from around the world, including Tiger Beer.[[/note]]
** [[Series/MightyMorphinPowerRangers It's morphin' time!]]
*** [[PowerRangersTimeForce Time for Time Force!]]
** [[Film/JingleAllTheWay It's turbo time!]]
** [[WebVideo/KickAssia I've got 3:24 here.]] [[note]]But I think [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony's]] watch is more accurate. [[/note]]
** Stop! ''*{{Beat}}*'' [[Music/MCHammer Hammertime]]!
** [[ComicBook/FantasticFour It's clobberin' time!]]
** Uh...time for me to get a new watch. My current one's stopped.
** [[Creator/ThisIsIt It's quarter to 9:00, time to take a bath.]]
** Closing time, one last call for alcohol, so finish your whiskey or beer.
** [[VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening Time to tip the scales!]]
** [[VideoGame/{{Xenoblade}} Now it's Reyn time!]]
*** [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Now it's Shulk time!]]
* Why can't I hold all these limes?
** Because you're trying to type and carry fruit at the same time, and you only have two hands. Maybe a basket of some sort would help.
* Can't we all just get along?
** No. [[ComedicSociopathy That would]] [[VillainsActHeroesReact be boring.]]
* "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
** Looks like the backstroke.
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Ducktales}} Uh....the Watusi?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} He appears to be giving you the finger, sir.]]
** Drowning. [[WhatTheHellHero You could have saved him instead of sitting there bitching about it, you know.]]
** Be silent, you fool, or the rest will want one!
* Why do we have to climb that mountain?
** Because it's there!
** [[BrickJoke That's where we parked.]]
** ''You'' might feel obligated. ''I'm'' not climbing the damn thing unless there's something in it for me.
** [[Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier Captain Kirk is]].
** Because I ordered you to, you fools! Now carry me over that mountain!
* How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
** [[Film/LastActionHero In a body bag if you don't drop that.]]
* Am I a man dreaming I'm a butterfly, [[SchrodingersButterfly or a butterfly dreaming I'm a man?]]
** [[WesternAnimation/InvaderZim But... you're a woman.]]
** Actually, [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger I'm a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sushi.]]
** No, [[WesternAnimation/PinkyAndTheBrain actually you are an escaped lab mouse out to take over the world.]]
* Is there a doctor in the house?
** I'm a doctor!
*** [[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny What's up, doc?]]
*** [[WebOriginal/ASDFMovie Then you're a nerd!]]
** I thought the doctor ''was'' Series/{{House}}....
*** No, ''I'm'' [[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]].
** Well, technically yes. I have a doctorate in geography.
* [[{{Troll}} U mad bro?]]
** TheyCalledMeMad...I'll show them!
* Bro, do you even lift?
** No. Stop taunting me!
** [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Me, and all my other brothers too.]]
* What are you up to?
** About 6 foot.
** The Internet is a time-wasting device, so nothing.
*** [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife Tv Tropes, doubly so.]]
** I'm stuck on [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime the]] [[ThatOneLevel Water Temple]].
** [[Film/AHardDaysNight Page five]].
* What's that behind you?
** [[RunningGag Carmen Sandiego.]]
** [[Webcomic/ElGoonishShive A demonic duck of some sort?]]
** [[Videogame/MonkeyIsland A three-headed monkey!]]
** [[Webcomic/BobAndGeorge I know this is probably a trick, but I can't afford to take the chance that it's not.]]
*** Yoink!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Subversions]]
* Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
** No one: The tomb isn't underground.
* When was the War of 1812 fought?
** From 1812 to 1815.
** Or from 1812 to 1814. The Battle of New Orleans took place after the Treaty of Ghent was signed.
* How long was UsefulNotes/TheHundredYearsWar?
** About 116 years, give or take.
* How long was The UsefulNotes/ThirtyYearsWar?
** Thirty years, or forty-one if you include the Franco-Spanish War.
** Twenty-nine.
* The "Canary Islands" are named for which animal?
** The dog. In Latin, "Canariae Insulae" means "Island of the dogs". (The bird was named after the islands.)
* What was the color of George Washington's white horse?
** [[https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Gray_%28horse%29 Grey]].
* What colour is a white rhino?
** Black. The word "white" in the name is mistranslated and really should be "wide".
* From which animal do you get Cat Gut?
** Sheep and goats.
* In which month did the the October Revolution take place?
** In November. [[labelnote:°]]At the time, Russia still used the Julian calendar, which did give the current month as October.[[/labelnote]]
* Which was the first name of King George VI?
** Albert.
* What kind of animal did Prince Sang Nila Utama see that caused him to found a settlement called Singapura[[labelnote:*]] Ancient Singapore [[/labelnote]], or Lion City?
** A tiger. [[labelnote:*]] The legend ''claims'' that he saw a lion, but there is absolutely no evidence of lions ever existing in South East Asia, while at least three species of tiger did. [[/labelnote]]
[[/folder]]
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Why doesn't this article have [[TheStinger a stinger?]]
* [[LogicBomb It does now...]]
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