As an EvilOverlord, you have many things to decide. [[MyBrilliantEvilPlan How]] will you TakeOverTheWorld? You're probably still busy reading the EvilOverlordList. But beware: you might be forgetting an important task..

Forming a QuirkyMiniBossSquad, of course! Will your EvilMinions be FacelessGoons, EliteMooks or are MechaMooks your solution to any upcoming {{Heroes}}? Read this list of possible minions before deciding who should be on your squad.

Don't pick too many: this trope is supposed to be a solution to the problem known as ConservationOfNinjitsu. If you think DeathOfAThousandCuts is a healthy tactic then you have no need for this trope.

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[[folder: Note -- Please refrain from adding Main Characters or other unfitting servants. Ax Crazy is allowed though. ]]

* ChuckNorris.
* Creator/SamuelLJackson
* An [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Eva unit]].
* At least [[Manga/{{Bleach}} 3 Espada]].
* A LevelFiveOnix to make the [[{{Heroes}} protagonist]] feel at ease. Then, when he thinks he's safe.. [[FanFic/AlternateRealityDBZ POW! Right in the kisser!]].
* A [[Manga/OnePiece Devil Fruit user]].
* [[Manga/{{Gintama}} A giant dog]]
* [[Manga/{{Gintama}} A freedom fighter]].
** It's Katsura.
* [[RanmaOneHalf A Chinese amazon]].
* An LightNovel/{{Akikan}}.
* A Shinigami, preferrably one like [[Manga/DeathNote Ryuk]].
** [[Manga/{{Bleach}} Although one like]] [[MadScientist Mayuri Kurotsuchi]] or [[BloodKnight Kenpachi Zaraki]] fits the bill pretty well too.
** Same with [[VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou Koki Kayira]].... [[BrilliantButLazy if you can motivate him]].
* [[BadassGrandpa Master Roshi]]
** Broli. His power level is maximum!!!
* The [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas New California Republic]] [[BadassLongcoat Veteran Rangers]].
* A [[Manga/ElfenLied Diclonius]] or two.
* [[AxCrazy Jack Nicholson in The Shining]]. Just for the heck of it.
* [[Anime/CodeGeass The Knight of Zero]].
* [[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist A state alchemist]].
* [[YakitateJapan A breadbaking samurai]].
* A [[Manga/HayateTheCombatButler combat butler]].
* A [[VisualNovel/SchoolDays psychotic depraved schoolgirl]].
** Or [[Film/KillBill two]].
* One ninja. [[ConservationOfNinjitsu No more, no less]].
** [[Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail Is five right out?]]
*** [[ThePsychoRangers Five can work.]]
** Or a couple of [[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra equalists]] might do the trick.
* [[Disney/{{Hercules}} A greek God]], preferably [[HijackedByJesus Hades]].
** Any greek god, even the good ones, so long as they have been [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight rendered insane]].
** Are there any good Greek Gods? There are Gods on the hero's side, but in their antics the prove themselves to be neutral at best.
* A squad of [[SpaceMarine SpaceMarines]], maybe four, tops. I'll be sure to treat them to the finest luxuries I can afford to prevent a HeelFaceTurn.
* A [[Series/DoctorWho Time Lord]], probably TheMaster.
* '''[[MorallyAmbiguousDucktorate A duck]]'''.
** No, '''[[RegularShow A bunch of BABY ducks]]!'''
** Screw that, '''''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda a chicken]]'''''
*** Especially if it's '''''[[SwordOfTruth EVIL INCARNATE]]'''''.
** I'm picking [[KungPow A COW!]]
*** A [[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt Laser Cow]]!
* [[ExquisiteCorpse A shedim or two]].
* Can't forget the [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}} Daemons]] of [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Chaos]].
* And A [[MegaManBattleNetwork Net Navi]], maybe Protoman.EXE
* A few [[Anime/DarkerThanBlack Contractors]], preferably ones with [[GameBreaker game breaking]] powers like time manipulation.
* [[Manga/MahouSenseiNegima Jack]] [[CrazyAwesome Rakan]].
* A NinjaMaid.
** And a [[KamenNoMaidGuy Maid Guy]]. Just because.
* Any girl from [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Gensokyo]] that is past [[WhatAnIdiot ⑨]] status.
** '''WARNING!''' - If allowed to become bored, she ''will'' [[BloodKnight pick fights]] with [[OmnicidalNeutral anyone and everyone in the area]]. Be sure to supply her with an unceasing supply of cakes, tea, hot baths, maybe [[LesYay another Tou Hoe]] or whatever else she's interested in. At least for [[PhysicalGod ancient monsters of unstoppable power]], they're cheap dates.
* [[BoboboboBobobo A Wiggin' Fist Master]], in case we need to defy even logic itself.
* An EldritchAbomination, preferrably [[GameBreaker M]]
* [[VinlandSaga A viking or two]].
* Any character played by Vinnie Jones that wasn't the protagonist of the Mean Machine remake.
* GoddamnedBats to drive the enemy insane.
* [[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Seto Kaiba]], to screw the rules with his money, in case we're about to lose.
* As many [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Servants]] as can be fueled by the collective despair of our captured orphans. As a [[IntimateHealing back up energy source]], we should make sure they are the opposite gender. Or [[MrFanservice Archer. Or Lancer. Or Gilgamesh.]]
* A DrillSergeantNasty to [[TheSpartanWay weed out the wannabes]].
* YourMom.
* An Army of [[MagicTheGathering Darksteel Colussus]]. If funds allow it, [[GameBreaker a Darksteel Colossus]] or more will also be employed.
** And while the army was under production, add x1 Navi to follow the Protagonist around just to stop said Protagonist from completing his or her mission.
*** Psychological Warfare is alright!
* [[Film/InglouriousBasterds The Bear Jew]]
* [[LightNovel/{{Baccano}} Claire Stanfield]].
* [[Webcomic/CaseyAndAndy Bob will be there too]].
** Preferably as an [[{{Deadpool}} agent of HYDRA]].
* [[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} Lotsa' Orks.]]
** And Tyrranids. And Necrons. And whatever else you can find, anything from TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} will do, really.
** Don't forget to bring plenty of [[MadnessMantra BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!]][[note]]not to mention SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE![[/note]]
* [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCP-682]]. But beware, to get him to join you probably need to be an OmnicidalManiac.
** [[Wiki/SCPFoundation Speaking of SCPs]], why not include [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 173]] to keep 682 in check?
*** While we're at it, let's just add [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-076 Able]], [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-953 953]], and Dr. Clef just for the hell of it.
* [[LordOfTheRings Nazgul & Balrogs]]
** Speaking of which, let's add [[StreetFighter Balrog]] and [[VideoGame/CaveStory Balrog]].
*** [[OverusedRunningGag And just for the heck of it]], [[MapleStory Balrog]]. Jr. and Crimson optional.
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Evil Lincoln]]
* [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft Lor'Themar Theron.]]
* The ultimate squad will be Creator/ChuckNorris, Creator/SamuelLJackson, Creator/MrT, Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger, HulkHogan, [[TheLegendOfKoizumi Junichiro Koizumi]] and [[BadassGrandma a little old lady]].
* [[http://tigrisisa.deviantart.com/art/Spectrobes-Crossover-Complex-2-0-289478484?q=boost%3Apopular%20guy%20fieri%20homestuck&qo=0 This]].
* [[Videogame/PokemonGoldAndSilver Whitney's]] [[ThatOneBoss Miltank.]]
* Either [[LadyOfAdventure River Song]] from ''Series/DoctorWho'', or [[CrouchingCrazyHiddenBadass River Tam]] from {{Firefly}}. Or just any sci-fi character named River. They all seem to be pretty {{Badass}}.
* A ShamelessFanserviceGirl. Why? Because that pesky {{Mentor}} is so often a DirtyOldMan. No more humiliating way to [[AvertedTrope avert]] an ObiWanMoment than through [[ImAManICantHelpIt base urges]]. Not to mention anyone else DistractedByTheSexy. AllMenArePerverts, remember? Often [[AManIsNotAVirgin especially]] [[CovertPervert the]] [[ChivalrousPervert "hero"]]. And then [[HypocriticalHumour after hours]]... Just watch out for the ChasteHero.
** Better yet: BodyguardBabes. In {{Stripperific}} [[CustomUniformOfSexy uniforms]].
** Alternatively, make sure that your ninja knows [[AttractiveBentGender the Sexy no Jutsu]]. It's surprisingly effective.
* [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Queen Chrysalis]], for infiltration and spying, and a squad of Changelings, if only for confusion warfare.
* Creator/GaryOldman. He can do that. ''You can't!''
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