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[[caption-width-right:257:Candle Jack in a rare nighttime appeara[[spoiler:I still have the cameraman!]] ]]

->''"I'm [[GonnaNeedMoreX gonna need more rope]]."''

Describe Candle Jack here.[[spoiler: He is a very handsome guy.]]\\
[[spoiler:Well, that was fast.]]\\
As you can see, [[SpeakOfTheDevil speaking or merely typing the name]] of this ''{{WesternAnimation/Freakazoid}}'' villain (voiced by Creator/JeffBennett) will result in the speaker being abducted by said villain. Thus sentences tend to abruptly end when Candle Jack's name is spo[[spoiler:ke. Also, Spokane, Washington is a lovely city.]]\\
[[spoiler:This is going to be a busy day for me, isn't it? Hopefully not...]]\\
A notable villain in that he had very few appearances, but was so memorable that everyone remembers the one where everyone said "Candle Jack" and[[spoiler: goes offscreen for a couple of scenes.]]\\
[[spoiler: You guys just aren't that [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] bright, are you? Or just plain retarded?]] \\
For those of you who came here actually looking for information, not in-jokes, ''[[TheScottishTrope that guy]]'' is a villain from the cartoon ''{{Freakazoid}}.'' He looks a little bit like the ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' villain, the Scarecrow, or the ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}'' alien Ghostfreak, a bit like [[WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas Oogie Boogie]], and kind of like the ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' Dusclops (or Darkrai). He's [[DefangedHorrors pretty creepy for a children's cartoon]]. He only showed up in two episodes; in the first he would kidnap and tie up anyone who said his name, much to the annoyance of the hero (and ultimately [[DeliciousFruitPies defeated by his love of pie]]), and in the second he spent the majority of the episode scaring Professor Jones. MemeticMutation has popularized the Candle Jack [[SubvertedTrope abduction meme.]][[spoiler: Paula Abdul's very pretty, by the way.]]\\
[[spoiler:Seriously.]]\\
In the original toons nobody got kidnapped in the middle of a sentence, but [[PaintingTheMedium that's really the only way to make the joke funny in a written format]]. Though the general rule is that he's nice enough to hit Submit for you on the way out. And also spoiler mark it for you.\\
[[spoiler: Might as well be polite.]]\\
Oddly enough, on GameFAQs, there seems to be a bit of SeriousBusiness on whether Candle Jack deletes your signature or n[[spoiler:EVER! I'm not that cruel.]]\\
[[spoiler:I'm gonna need more rope.]]\\

Seriously, if you actually see someone complete their sentence after saying his name, it's a full six-pack in the [[TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame drinking game]]. The only thing worse is when someone posts in a thread about him and disappears without ever having said his name.\\
[[spoiler:24 months sober.]]\\
Candle Jack may or may not be a part of the [[SecretOrganizationCravingIntelligentEnigmaticTropersYonder SOCI]][[spoiler:ETY. You're lucky I can finish off your laziness. That was probably on purpose.]]\\
[[spoiler:Are we almost done here? I have an appointment to keep.]]\\
Now somewhat of a DiscreditedMeme, as can be expected if everyone who says 'Candle Jack' disap[[spoiler:Whoa, hey, not ''my'' fault.]]

[[http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jeff_Bennett&oldid=530032152 Has even infiltrated the]]{{Other Wiki}} - see the entry for {{Freakazoid}}

This wave of abduction leads to an interesting question : [[FridgeLogic Who clicked on the 'save' button to validate all those unfinished messages?]]
* Candle Jack himself, of cou[[spoiler:ld conceivably go on forever if you guys don't learn, soon.]]
** Oh, that's very polite of him! Thank you, kind Candle Jack, that's very kind of y[[spoiler:ou're welcome.]]
*** This is getting ridiculous; I refuse to pretend that every time I say Candle Jack he c[[spoiler:uts you off? Okay then!]]
*** When are people going to learn that saying Candle Jack is asking for tro[[spoiler:lling coming your way? You're making my job easy.]]
*** I still don't see what's so wrong about ending a sentence with Candle Jack[[spoiler:. -Don't forget the full stop on the way out.]]
*** You guys are all idiots! At this rate, Candle Jack is going to have to char[[spoiler:ter a bus? Good idea.]]
*** I wonder what Candle Jack does to the tropers he ki[[spoiler:ndly takes out for a drive? Why, we go for a nice brunch! I even pay for the little ones, too.]]
*** Will I be okay if I refer to his name as a foreign one? Like Candle Jacque or som[[spoiler:ething similar? No, that won't help.]]
*** Okay, this is getting ridiculous. The cartoon this guy appeared in stopped airing years ago. I honestly don't think that Candle Jack is still[[spoiler: ...I stand corrected.]]
*** [[NiceJobBreakingItHero I'm out of rope. Good going.]]
*** Alright, I think it's safe to say Candle Jack everyb[[spoiler:ody. Nope.]]
*** Dear Mr. Jack, I would like to take this opportunity to inform you of an offer my company would like to make: Candle Jack Brand Ro[[spoiler:pe.]]
*** What if I end my sentence with Candle Jack [[spoiler: nope.]]
*** You know what? This is ridiculous. There's no such thing as Candle Jack. See? I finished my senten[[spoiler:ce. You definitely had that coming to ya.]]
*** I actually think he is a nice guy, he takes people to a nice tour around holding everyone tightly to him. Thanks Candle Jack. [[spoiler: No problem buddy.]]
*** Oh come on, you really think i'd say Candle Jack- Son of a- [[spoiler: Next word that comes out of your mouth better be gun.]] -[[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch -bi]][[SubvertedTrope tch!]]
*** I can say it perfectly fine. Candle Jack. See[[spoiler: that he's pretty handsome]]
*** This is killing me. Cabdle Jack could be right behind me. OOH! I typed "Cabdle" not Candle! Now he will never get me ev[[spoiler:er? Sorry poor fellow. Cabdle is close enough. You tropers are like lemmings. It-]] I escaped hi[[spoiler: No you didn't]]
*** Guy seems nice. Hi, Jack Candle [[spoiler:. Hi there, thanks]]
*** He is only a guy doing his job. Kinda silly but all in good fun. Light the Candle, Jack. [[spoiler: Said candle is lit. You're welcome.]]\\

[[spoiler:You just don't learn, do you? At this rate, you're all gonna be with me.]]
[[http://media.photobucket.com/image/candlejack%20batman/NaturallyUnlucky/candlejack_oh_shi-png.jpg Wanna bet? I brought help.]]
[[spoiler:Holy Cra]]

Proving that even Candle Jack is scared of the Goddamn Bat[[spoiler:man that Bale guy has a gravelly voice!]]

* Guys, come on, seriously? Candle Jack doesn't exist. See? I finished the sentence and n[[spoiler:ever should have done that]]

* Candlejack can't get me. I'm finishing this sentence riiiiiiiiiiiiiii [[spoiler:ght after this break]]





[[spoiler:iiiiiight now]]
** Nope, finished this sentence right now. Candlejack. Finish [[spoiler:your feeble attempts to circumvent the Candlejacking so I can go to bed. Wait, if I say my own]] [[{{VideoGame/Fallout2}} Navarro]] [[RunningGag is not an okay place to live.]] [[DefiedTrope Huh, I think we might have gotten him beat!]] Just make Candlejack say Can[[spoiler:-openers [[CaptainObvious make opening cans easier.]]]]

* Candlejac- [[{{Main/Futurama}} ALL GLORY TO THE ]][[spoiler: [[{{WesternAnimation/Futurama}} what, a mind-altering frog or something?]] [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you.]]]]
* Can I think your name Mr. Jack?
* What if we called him Taperjohn? It basically means Candlejack, but we wou[[spoiler:ld almost get away with it.]]
[[VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas All we had to do was follow the damn train, Candle Jack!]] [[spoiler: My rope leaving San Fierro with the yay again, right?]]
* Right, Candle Jack, but they use bikes and [[spoiler: go cross-country? I got this. DIE PUNY PUNK-ASS BALLA FOOL!]]
* Can't be summoned when I say Cndlejck. [[spoiler:No]] A's [[spoiler:m]]a[[spoiler:ke no difference, buddy.]]
** [[{{Main/SouthPark}} I'm not your buddy, guy.]]

Hey Candle Jack? Is your birth name [[spoiler: John Candle? Candle is my mother's maiden name. Try again.]]

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[[spoiler:[[AtomicFBomb FFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!]] ]]

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* How about we just call him Mr. Jack?
** Or at least Candle?
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At least we're safe from Candle Jack in TheStinger area[[spoiler:ctually not really. Darn it, [[GonnaNeedMoreX I'm out of rope again.]] ]]
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>That does it, I'm calling [[Creator/ChuckNorris Chuck Norris]].
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Forget Chuck Norris. Someone call Cosgrove. He'll point his finger at Candle Jack and tell him to [[spoiler: Or, you know, you could just... stop typing my name. Seriously, people.]]