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* All three main characters in ''ComicStrip/{{Candorville}}'' do this from time to time--Susan and Lemont because their problems are so great, Clyde because he's just self-centered. None of them have ''anything'' on [[ClingyJealousGirl Roxanne]], though--she has never shown concern for any individual human being other than herself and her son with Lemont, and the latter is more a means of guilt-tripping Lemont than someone she really cares about.
* [[ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes Calvin]], taking it to extreme levels in his six-year-old naivete. It comes up all the time, but perhaps the clearest example was when he used advanced cardboard box technology to create multiple identical copies of himself and was amazed and outraged when instead of doing all his work for him they all did whatever they damn well pleased and got him into trouble repeatedly. He has also remarked that the world owes him everything for the simple fact that he made it a better place by being born; that he's tired of everyone being so selfish and only thinking about themselves [[HypocriticalHumor when they should focus on him]]; and that he's figured out his purpose in life, and it's that everyone do as he tells them to.
** What may set some kind of a record is when two time-travelling versions of Calvin decide to gang up on the Calvin between themselves in time, blaming him for being lazy and not doing the homework assignment neither of them is going to do either because they want to get it by time travel. They threaten to beat him up to make him do it until he points out they're going to suffer from it too because they're him. In other words, it's not even just all about me at the expense of everyone else, it's all about me ''at this moment'' at the expense of me at other times. (It also works great as a metaphor for the procrastinator who delegates everything to their imaginary future self.)
** One strip illustrates this succinctly.
--->'''Hobbes''': [[TheSeventies The Me Decade]] left without its poster child.\\
'''Calvin''': Maybe we can call this the "Calvin Decade!"
** Calvin's attitude is sometimes (possibly even usually) a satire of people's attitudes in real life. An obvious example of this is when he uses a bunch of corporate and economics concepts to justify why his lemonade stand is selling a terrible product at an exorbitant price. For example, he justifies the price by supply and demand, where the demand boils down to his demand for the customers' money. When Susie refuses to buy, he accuses her of ruining the economy and then goes to his mother asking for subsidies.
** Calvin's entire attitude can be summed up in two lines of dialog from a story arc in which he tries to lure Suzie into a trap by dropping a "secret" note for her to find and read. When she refuses to do so...
--->'''Hobbes:''' She didn't seem to notice us.\\
'''Calvin:''' Impossible! How could anyone ''not'' be interested in everything we do?
* ComicStrip/AndyCapp is about as bad in this respect, as if it isn't bad enough he leeches off everyone else. There's a [[MeaningfulName reason]] why [[PunnyName his name sounds like "handicap"]].
* ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}. Just Garfield. Of course, he ''is'' a cat.
-->'''[[ButtMonkey Jon]]''': Do you have ANY idea what I have to put up with because of you!?\\
'''[[CatsAreMean Garfield]]''': *[[BeatPanel thinks]]* No, I've never thought of that before.
* ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'':
** Lucy van Pelt is nothing but cruel to the other kids, yet expect them to treat her like a queen at all times. If she does something wrong, then it's NeverMyFault. If there's a grievance against her, either real or perceived and usually perceived, she responds with a MegatonPunch. Most people, no matter how self-centered, would deny that they think the world revolves around them, but when Lucy is told in so many words that it does not, she is shocked at such an absurd suggestion.
** At one point, studying history, Sally Brown is astonished to learn how many people existed before she was born. She feels sorry for them, because it can't have been much fun without her in the world. When Charlie Brown comes back from being lost in the woods, her reaction is "[[IfYouDieICallYourStuff I suppose you'll want your room back?]]"
** Snoopy is often prone to this.
* The title character of ''ComicStrip/BigNate'' is OBSESSED with himself.
* J.J. of ''ComicStrip/{{Doonesbury}}'' - to the point where she somehow made the funeral of Widow Doonesbury (Mike's mother and her former mother-in-law) all about her forgiving Mrs. Doonesbury for the mean things she said about her over the years. For bonus points, she says this in front of Alex, her daughter (and Mrs. Doonesbury's granddaughter).
* Bucky from ''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy''. It's even lampshaded in one strip.
-->'''Rob''': You think everything's about you, don't you?\\
'''Bucky''': I don't follow. As opposed to what?
* Tiffany from ''ComicStrip/{{Luann}}'' has a bad case of this, as does the title character herself (to a slightly lesser extent.)
* Marigold in ''ComicStrip/PhoebeAndHerUnicorn'' is a full-blown narcissist. Unicorns in general are prone to self-obsession - to the point where the unicorn most famous for humility is the one who has managed to work his way around into ''ego-tripping about how humble he is'' - and Marigold is considered impressive even by unicorn standards.
-->'''Phoebe:''' Why does a magic spell need maintenance?\\
'''Marigold:''' To annoy ME. Me personally.\\
'''Phoebe:''' Really?\\
'''Marigold:''' No, I just take great comfort in making everything about me.
* ''ComicStrip/{{Mafalda}}'':
** When Susanita reads the famous phrase [[TheGoldenRule "Do not do unto others as you do not wish they would do unto you"]], what is her reaction? "What a shame."
** In another strip, she read a book of Christian prayers and noticed how frequently the expression "mea culpa" was used. She then proceeded to stay up reading it all night trying to find a prayer that allowed her to pass guilt on to other people to no avail.
** In yet another strip, she is shown reading about grisly murders and crimes on the newspaper and referring to it as "reading about what a good person [she] is" (by comparison).
** When Mafalda reads some statistics about what will happen in the event of nuclear war, particularly how many people will die indiscriminately, Susanita laments how disgusting it would be to die with random strangers, essentially comparing it to sex.
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