->''"Oh my God... this movie '''exists."'''''
-->-- '''TheCinemaSnob'''

Can you believe that somebody paid the equivalent of $10 U.S. to see these movies in theaters (or paid about $30 U.S. to watch them at home)? Yeah, we couldn't, either.

Somebody made these films which, to put it kindly, "[[SoBadItsHorrible didn't turn out so well]]".

'''''Important Note''''': Merely being offensive in its subject matter is not enough to justify a work as So Bad It's Horrible. Hard as it is to imagine at times, there is a market for all types of deviancy (no matter how small a niche it is). It has to ''fail to appeal even to that niche'' to qualify as this.

'''''Second Important Note''''': It is not a Horrible film just because ThatGuyWithTheGlasses reviewed it. There needs to be independent evidence to list it. (Though once it is listed, he can provide the detailed review.)
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'''Examples: (more-or-less in alphabetical order by film name)'''

* ''[[ThreeNinjas 3 Ninjas]]: High Noon at Mega Mountain''. The previous ''3 Ninjas'' films were definitely GuiltyPleasures; this one, starring HulkHogan as a TV hero, falls flat. It features dated ''ToyStory'' and ''{{Seinfeld}}'' references ("No stew for you!"), a family-friendly DieHardOnAnX plot, and a character name ripped off from ''Dr. Strangelove'' (Lothar Zogg, played here by Jim Varney), Also featured is Loni Anderson [[{{FanService}} in a leather outfit]]. Other flaws the film had were the plot's FridgeLogic, the SpecialEffectsFailure, and bad acting compared to the first three films, which were decent in those cases. The film was a total flop; it grossed only $375,805.
* One day, EddieMurphy will look back on his career and ask what the hell he was thinking when he and the producers of ''The Adventures of Pluto Nash'' decided to pull that film out of DevelopmentHell. Bad acting, dull humor, [[SpecialEffectFailure worse special effects]]...yeah, this one takes the cake.
** In a ''RobotChicken'' sketch, 40-plus studio employees killed themselves the Monday after its weekend box office numbers came in.
** Over $100m had been invested in "Pluto Nash"; they had to try and get some money out of it sooner or later. Then again, considering that the film made the grand total of $5m (which film prints and advertising materials ''alone'' would have gobbled up) at the box office, maybe they would have been better off leaving it on the shelf.
* ''Film/AloneInTheDark''. Almost every movie by UweBoll belongs on this list, but this is without question the one that stands out. It has almost [[InNameOnly nothing to do with]] the [[AloneInTheDark video game series it's based on]] beyond a few names and basic plot elements. The movie features an impenetrable plot; CaptainErsatz computer-generated monsters called "[[{{Alien}} Xenos]]"; [[HotScientist Tara Reid as an archaeologist/museum curator]]; a sex scene that comes out of nowhere and that is [[IsntItIronic accompanied by a song that the director apparently didn't know is about]] ''[[IsntItIronic racism]]''; fight scenes consisting of a lot of guns firing, lights flashing, and CGI monsters roaring, which give you no hint of what is going on; and a '''ten minute''' opening monologue explaining the backstory, which is read aloud by Boll himself. [[http://www.thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/11343-alone Here's the Nostalgia Critic (speaking through Speakonia,) aided by Spoony and Linkara riffing on it]].
* ''American Werewolf In Paris''. All of the werewolf effects were [[SpecialEffectsFailure poorly done CGI]], and the script is a "werewolf love story." The female lead was supposed to be the daughter of the two leads of AnAmericanWerewolfInLondon; this doesn't help.
* ''Anatomy of Hell'', by Catherine Breillat. It's 77 minutes of an incomprehensible FauxlosophicNarration alledgedly about men's inherent fear and hatred of women and female sexuality, interspersed with some awkwardly shot unsimulated hardcore sex; which depending on who you ask is either coma-inducingly boring, [[{{Narm}} unintentionally funny]], and/or overtly [[UnfortunateImplications homophobic and misandrist]]. [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20041111/REVIEWS/41105002/1023 Here's]] [[RogerEbert Ebert's]] review; who says that critics [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible always look favorably on arthouse movies]]?
* ''Baby Geniuses'' and its sequel ''Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2.'' The ''Baby Geniuses'' movies are pretty much a sustained fart and poop joke done with horribly grating voices and with grotesque-looking CGI work to make babies seem like they are talking. The only way it could look worse is if they used wires to flap the babies' jaws open and shut. The second film was worse than the first. A Malaysian bootleg of ''Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2'' has an ad blurb stolen from [=FilmCritic.com=] savaging the movie because there was not even a ''fake'' positive blurb to slap on the back cover... The sad part of all this is that a ''third'' film is in production. CrystalDragonJesus help us all.
** And this was the last thing Bob Clark, of ''{{A Christmas Story}}'' fame, directed! What a way to go!
* ''Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever'' is all about StuffBlowingUp and nothing else, and somehow even manages to screw ''that'' up. Calling it an IdiotPlot would be a [[InsultToRocks disservice to idiots everywhere]]. It's currently rated as the worst movie on the meta-review site [[http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ballistic_ecks_vs_sever/ Rotten Tomatoes]], with 102 "rotten" (negative) professional reviews, and absolutely ''zero'' "fresh" (positive) ones. When a movie is outclassed by its ''GameBoyAdvance tie-in game'', it has failed.
** The GBA adaptation came out long before the movie because it was based on an [[WhatCouldHaveBeen earlier, non-shit version of the script]].
** Just read [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20020920/REVIEWS/209200302/1023 Roger Ebert's review]] of the movie. It's some of his finest work.
** The DVD of this film has no blurbs of positive reviews, meaning that there were neither positive reviews nor phrases in the reviews that could be twisted to look positive. The distributors resorted to describing one of the scenes in the movie to make it seem interesting.
* ''BasicInstinct 2''. A leaked trailer for the film promised the level of sleazy entertainment so prevalent in the first film, with images of lurid and deviant sexual encounters. Not only did the final print [[NeverTrustATrailer not have these scenes]], but it also was boring, had painful acting, and had an ending that boggled the mind.
** Oh, and you don't get to see Sharon Stone's snatch, in case you were wondering.
* ''Film/BattlefieldEarth''. Perhaps the least PragmaticAdaptation of a book ever, and since [[BattlefieldEarth the book]] was a pulp SciFi {{Doorstopper}} written by the founder of the Church of Scientology, L. Ron Hubbard.... One wonders if Scientologists use it as CoolAndUnusualPunishment for its more recalcitrant members. Another movie whose reviews are better than the movie itself.
--> "Battlefield Earth's primary colors are blue and gray, adding to the misery. Whenever we glimpse sunlight, the screen goes all stale yellow, as though someone had urinated on the print. This, by the way, is not such a bad idea." --The Rhode Island Providence Journal
* All three films in the ColemanFrancis oeuvre. ''{{The Beast of Yucca Flats}}'' has [[strike:no dialogue]] an insane, rambling narrator, ''TheSkydivers'' consists of nothing but stilted dialogue and stock footage, and ''RedZoneCuba'' doesn't go anywhere.
** To clarify on ''The Beast of Yucca Flats'': The movie was shot without sound. To get around this, [[DontLookAtTheCamera the characters' mouths are always offscreen or covered up when they're talking]]. It's ''very'' noticeable.
* The cut of ''The Brown Bunny'' that was shown at the 2005 Cannes Film Festival. Roger Ebert described it as the worst film he had ever seen. When the director Vincent Gallo tried a TakeThat by calling Ebert a "{{fat bastard}}," Ebert responded coolly, "One day, I shall be thin... but Mr. Gallo will always be the director of ''The Brown Bunny''." Gallo later [[KickTheDog mocked Ebert's battle with colon cancer]]. Ebert responded by mentioning that his most recent colonoscopy was more interesting to view than ''The Brown Bunny''. Ebert eventually watched the final cut of the film and gave it a good review, though he stood by his opinion that the Cannes cut was unwatchable. The final cut is a long, slow, solemn, and largely plotless meditation on yearning and denial, capped with a jarringly unsimulated sex scene; one can only imagine what the original cut was like.
* The 1979 film ''Caligula'', which had among its creators Bob Guccione, the founder of Penthouse Magazine. It is quite possibly the worst treatment of the life of the [[TheCaligula infamous Roman emperor]] ever put to celluloid. The [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligula%20%28film%29 Wikipedia article on the movie]] should tell you all you need to know about it without having to go see it; in particular, it details the many, many problems that the people involved had to deal with during the making of the movie. It was so bad that writer-turned-politician Gore Vidal and director Tinto Brass [[OldShame have both disowned the movie]]. FanDisservice is the kindest way of putting what you're in for. RogerEbert put it best:
--> "It is not good art, it is not good cinema, and it is not good porn."
**Mind you, there have been at least '''two''' sequels...enjoy that nightmare, kids!
* ''The Cat in the Hat''. A 90-minute live-action adaptation of material that was previously filmed, with {{padding}}, as a half-hour cartoon. Imagine the padding here. In addition, Mike Myers and the script combine to derail the character of the Cat in the Hat. The Cat in the book is a jerk, but in the book he comes off as naive, someone who doesn't understand the consequences of his playfulness. In the film, the added off-color humor kills any hopes of naivete; in the film, he's a creepy, insensitive [[strike:man]]cat-child who seems intent on ruining lives.
** You forgot to mention some of the...less than satisfactory jokes that take the movie even further from the plot than usual, used in the padding. Admittedly, they aren't all bad, though few are better than average; but the ones that are bad... are '''bad.'''
** This film is so bad that Audrey Geisel, the widow of Ted Geisel (aka Dr. Seuss) and the one in charge of all licensing of Seuss properties, stated that [[FranchiseKiller she would never approve another live-action adaptation]] of any of Dr. Seuss's works. Any future adaptations will be animated or CGI.
* Probably the worst part of ''Christmas with the Kranks'' is how the main characters are flat out terrorized by their fascist neighbors who don't like that they are not blowing thousands of dollars on Christmas like they did every other year. You can tell the whole town's priorities are truly screwed up when the couple ends up on the front page for [[WorstNewsJudgmentEver planning on going on a cruise during the holidays]]. [[SarcasmMode God forbid anyone do that]]. And then the movie has the gall to [[BrokenAesop side with the neighbors at the end]].
* ''Club Paradise'', starring your friend and ours, RobinWilliams. With a title like that, you'd think it would be a typical mid-eighties R/NC-17 romp with hot half-naked jiggly girls and plenty of sexual hijinks. But if it had, then that would have given it a redeeming quality, so no. Instead, it's a PG-13 "comedy" (if this passes for comedy) with a plot that involves its protagonists opening a club that is advertised to be something much better and sexier than it is. (What a time for life to imitate art...) And if you think Robin is hairy, then you have not suffered through [[FetishRetardant shirtless Rick Moranis and Eugene Levy]].
* ''Daddy Day Camp''. This sequel to ''Daddy Day Care'' [[TheOtherDarrin replaces]] all of the cast, including EddieMurphy, whose role was taken over by Cuba Gooding Jr. It relies too much on ToiletHumor and stale, humorless gags. It got a Razzie for "Worst Prequel or Sequel." Richard Roeper said that he had a [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean finger he could use]] to review this movie.
* ''The Devil of Blue Mountain''. A "horror" film with [[NightmareRetardant zero scare value]]. [[IdiotPlot What little plot there is relies on the two main characters being ten times as moronic]] as the (non-villain) protagonists of most horror films. [[LeaveTheCameraRunning Approximately an hour of the film is nothing but silent footage of the characters walking through the woods.]] The film's main selling point was that it was shot during Hurricane Ivan; but the hurricane weather is only seen in the first four minutes of the film and serves little purpose but to drown out the dialogue. Oh, and the 'Devil' of the title, supposedly the point of the film, was [[SpecialEffectsFailure a guy in an obvious fursuit]] who shows up in the last ten minutes of the film and then does nothing but run around, roar a bit, and get shot. SomethingAwful, as always, says it best here: [[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/devil-blue-mountain.php]].
* ''Dirty Love'', starring ex-Playboy Playmate Jenny [=McCarthy=]. A gross-out comedy with a female viewpoint may be unusual (though not unprecedented), but the novelty of the movie's premise quickly foundered under a bad script (by [=McCarthy=] herself), bad acting and wretched cinematography. [=McCarthy=]'s tasteless turns such as dancing topless with her breasts covered in vomit and carpeting a store with her menstrual blood made the movie seem outright misogynistic, while Carmen Electra played her BlackBestFriend as an EthnicScrappy.
* ''Disaster Movie'' by Hollywood's favorite SnarkBait, [[SeltzerAndFriedberg Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer]]. While their other movies are widely hated, they were still inexplicably successful (most likely amongst kids). Not so with ''Disaster Movie''. Like their other films, it displays both a total lack of awareness of the distinction between referencing something and parodying it and a lack of research beyond watching the previews. The rest consists of long running gags that were never funny to begin with and RefugeInVulgarity. What makes ''Disaster Movie'' special is that it goes BeyondTheImpossible on all of this, managing to be more aggressively unfunny, more pandering, more vapid, and even cheaper looking than their films before it. The film shot up (down?) to the number one spot on the [=IMDb=] worst film list in less than a day and bombed in theaters.
** Have you ever seen the "[[SpringtimeForHitler Wacky Delly]]" episode of ''[=~Rocko's Modern Life~=]''? Maybe {{Seltzer and Friedberg}} suffer from a similar effect.
* ''Dracula 3000''. What stands out is all the ways it ''could'' have been SoBadItsGood:
## The [[ApocalypticLog Intro speech]] mentions EnergyWeapons; not one is present in the movie.
## The rampant use of familiar names can lead one to believe it's [[{{Dracula}} Bram Stoker's Dracula]] InSpace; it isn't. The vampire isn't even Dracula; his name is Orlock. (And yes, that is a MythologyGag attempting to use the vampire from Film/{{Nosferatu}}).
## The room full of coffins can fool you into thinking that the protagonists are going to face down a vampire army like that in FromDuskTillDawn; there are at most three vampires in the whole movie.
## You might be expecting space vampires to be some kind of grotesque alien evil; instead you'll find a silly old man in a vampire costume that was probably bought at Wal-Mart and [[http://foywonder.com/current_columns/gfx/foy_1204_08.jpg looks it]].
## You might expect a decent final showdown; instead, the protagonists slam a door shut on Orlock's arm, cutting it off, and he breaks down crying and screaming like a bitch.
## You will be expecting a sex-scene after the last human carries the sex-droid towards the bedroom; instead, the ship [[RocksFallEveryoneDies explodes from getting too close to the sun in order to kill Orlock]].
* ''Eragon'', the adaptation of the first book of champion YourMileageMayVary victim TheInheritanceCycle. Even those who defend the books refuse to defend the movie - it rather badly maims the original text (the Ra'zac become Not-LOTR-Orcs-We-Swear, for one example), is studded with actors that either don't know what they're doing or don't care (and features Jeremy Irons, who apparently didn't learn his lesson after ''Dungeons and Dragons''... and who ripped the book in interviews), and features some remarkably shoddy special effects. Any saving graces? Well, baby Saphira is adorable, and Murtagh's actor makes him the best part ''again''.
* ''Freddy Got Fingered'', written, directed by and starring Tom Green. If the title didn't tell you all you needed to know about it; the movie features Green masturbating a horse, masturbating an elephant, skinning a dead deer and prancing around in its carcass, licking the open wound of his character's friend, shoving his hand up a pregnant woman's vagina to rip the baby out and then swinging it around his head by its umbilical cord, and falsely accusing his character's father of sexually molesting his character's younger brother; all of which we are apparently supposed to laugh at. Ebert infamously said in his review: "''This movie doesn't scrape the bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't'' the ''bottom of the barrel. This movie isn't'' below ''the bottom of the barrel. This movie doesn't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence as barrels. The day may come when "Freddy Got Fingered" is seen as a milestone of neo-surrealism. The day may never come when it is seen as funny.''"
* ''{{Gamera}}: Super Monster'' (released in 1980). Whether you love the Showa series warts and all or think Gamera is hard to take even with the aid of [[MysteryScienceTheater3000 Joel, Mike and the Bots,]] you will be astounded by how bad this film is. The enemy ship is a blatant StarWars Destroyer rip-off. The three-girl alien hero team sits and plays a magical music organ with a kid more annoying than all other {{DaiKaiju}} kids combined. In the end, Gamera sacrifices himself to blow up the enemy ship after re-fighting all his foes in [[StockFootage footage from prior films]] which was not even edited and did not have the ''{{Godzilla}}'s Revenge'' excuse of taking place in a dream. When Gamera dies, you feel good for him even though the sequence is lame because he is out of the picture!
* ''The Garbage Pail Kids Movie''. Based on [[MerchandiseDriven a brand of trading cards and stickers]] (always a source for fine cinema), the film features cheaply made and scary looking puppets (what's with the mouths on these kids?), a running gag of a zit-covered geek wetting his pants, a romance between someone who looks twelve and someone who looks in their twenties, and a climax where everyone farts and vomits.
** And there's a government agency that kidnaps ugly people and ''kills'' them. This aspect, the "State Home for the Ugly," is perhaps the biggest {{plot hole}}, as [[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot it opens up about a dozen questions]] that the story never attempts to answer. Who set it up? Why? Why did they have Gandhi, Abraham Lincoln, and SantaClaus there? Why did no one protest a foreign religious/civil rights leader, a former president, and a personification of the Christmas spirit being captured, imprisoned, and set up for execution?
*** The signs on the cells say that Gandhi is "too bald", Lincoln is "too beardy," and Santa is "too fat". Why no one protests is still up in the air.
*** The Garbage Pail Kids who were supposedly captured before the events of the film ''never make an appearance''. No one seems to find the implied deaths disturbing. Of course, given what the ones we do meet are like, it's understandable.
** The "heroes" want to catch the Garbage Pail Kids to put them back in their pail, a tiny little pail; but they were heartbroken to hear that they'd be imprisoned in the State Home for the Ugly. TheObiWan says that they're equivalents to the horrors unleashed by Pandora's Box, and yet he wishes to save them from the State Home for the Ugly. Why? [[ItGotWorse And the "plot" only goes '''downhill''' from there]].
* ''{{Godzilla}}'s Revenge'' is considered by fans to be the worst {{Godzilla}} film within the original Japanese franchise. The sad thing? Ishiro Honda directed it. That's right, the director of what are considered the best Godzilla films (that is, {{Gojira}}, ''Godzilla VS Mothra,'' ''King Kong VS Godzilla,'' and ''Destroy All Monsters'') also directed the WORST Japanese Godzilla film ever made. The film is panned for its insanely childish storyline, for [[SuddenlyVoiced Minya sounding like a drunken Goofy]], and for [[SpecialEffectsFailure 90% of the film being poorly-edited stock footage]].
** ''Godzilla VS Megalon'' is also panned for its over-use of stock footage, poor effects, and overly-cheesy plot. Originally planned as a solo debut for Jet Jaguar, the producers realized belatedly that the character was guaranteed to bomb and stapled Godzilla onto it. (It proved futile - the creators of {{Ultraman}} noticed a ''very'' close resemblance, and Jet Jaguar's film career was cut short.) The only way to make the film tolerable is to watch the MST3K version.
* ''{{Hobgoblins}}'' was a ''very'' [[TheEighties '80s]] "horror" movie about hobgoblins who lived in a vault at an old film studio. It is said that they got people killed by causing [[LotusEaterMachine hallucinations of their greatest fantasies]]; by some sort of {{plot hole}}, but the people would die. But only one person dies. The film features these things: gratuitous sex; [[{{Narm}} a fight scene involving rakes and little Casio noises]]; [[SpecialEffectsFailure terrible puppetry]]; [[EightiesHair hair, makeup, and clothing that were hideous even by '80s standards]]; and unfunny jokes that mostly revolve around Daphne's promiscuity. It was so bad that the director offered it to MysteryScienceTheater3000. And even the MST3K version is painful to watch despite its containing some of the show's best riffs.
** As of 2009, there is a sequel, which is equally bad. This sequel was supposed to be released in 1990, and it shows. The special effects are even worse; neither the clothes nor the puppets have changed; and Daphne is still a slut. The whole thing can be summed up with a bonus feature found on the DVD titled "Hobgoblins 2: What Were They Thinking?" in which the actors from the first film wonder why anyone would want to reprise their old roles or want anything to do with this monstrosity.
*''The Howling: New Moon Rising'' had little werewolf activity. The only werewolf seen is an actress with a [[SpecialEffectFailure laughably obvious Halloween mask]]. The rest of the film consisted of bar conversations between director/screenwriter/actor Clive Turner (who cameoed in two previous Howling films and is apparently the same character(s) here to tie up the loose ends in a silly fashion) and the real-life residents of a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneertown%2C_California small town]] originally built as a backdrop for [[TheWestern Westerns]]. In the end, the film ends up being about 40% country music, 30% exposition, 20% dick and fart jokes, and 10% werewolf-related stuff.
* Following the success of ''Wayne's World'', the producers of ''SaturdayNightLive'' greenlit an interminable series of sketch-based movies of questionable quality. ''It's Pat'' stood out as particularly terrible. It, like the skits it was based on, consists primarily of scenes in which the revelation of [[PronounTrouble Pat's gender]] is [[TheUnreveal set up and then avoided]], with a few scenes of Pat just being irritating to pad the movie to feature-length. It grossed only $60,822, among the lowest totals of any major-studio release.
* ''{{Jaws}}: The Revenge'' takes {{Sequelitis}} to unfathomable levels. It doesn't so much have plot holes as it has [[VoodooShark plot canyons]] and is over-the-top ridiculous in its execution. This is [[DidNotDoTheResearch the premise]] - to quote [[http://www.411mania.com/movies/columns/84172 Arnold Furious]]:
--> "The plot is that the shark (yanno, the one that Chief Brody killed in Jaws) now has a hatred of the Brody family and wants to kill them all as revenge for Brody's actions in Jaws. Yanno, the shark that's dead. That shark. That shark that's dead, wants revenge."
** [[YouFailBiologyForever The shark ROARS.]] And in the end, it is deflated by a boat.
** Astoundingly, the {{Novelization}} is a decent book. Writer Hank Searls must have realized how ridiculous much of the movie was; he tweaked the shark's death so it was more realistic (though almost anything would've been) and added an interesting subplot about drug trafficking.
** To those who defend the film, let the late great Richard Jeni put you in your place:
---> ''"If you have any doubt that you are wasting your life, spend a night with one sweat sock and a bag of shitty popcorn watching '''''Jaws 4: The Revenge'''''. You know what the title should have been? '''''Here's a Fish, You're a Moron'''''."''
** How about ''Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws''? It rips off half the dialogue of {{Jaws}}. The Shark here is called a tiger shark, but the StockFootage is all of a Great White. And you never see the shark eat any of the cast!
* Bill Cosby wrote, produced, directed and starred in ''Leonard Part 6''. During a television interview prior to its release, he asked people to stay away from it. The video box cover, showing Bill Cosby riding an ostrich, may well be the best thing about the movie.
* The 1965 film ''MonsterAGoGo''. Its original Director, Bill Rebane, ran out of money while making the film and abandoned it half-finished in 1961. Four years later, Herschell Gordon Lewis was looking for a B-movie to release with ''Moonshine Mountain''; he found this movie, shot new footage of sitting around and talking, and released it. This led to an awkward movie filled with [[TheOtherDarrin replacement actors]] and TakeOurWordForIt moments and one of the [[ShockingSwerve strangest twist endings ever]]. The heroes are hunting for some vague spaceman monster thing in some subway tunnels, and then this:
-->'''Narrator:''' [[TheTreacheryOfImages Suddenly, there was no trail. There was no giant, no monster, no thing called Douglas to be followed. There was nothing in the tunnel but the puzzled men of courage who suddenly found themselves alone with the shadows and darkness.]]
** So, there was no monster after all. False alarm, sorry to make you sit through the movie, have a nice day. Please stop asking what happened to all the people the monster killed, there was no monster!
*** It's like a dadaist anti-movie. Except instead of making us question or conceptions about beauty and what makes a good movie, it ''sucks''.
** A lot of fans of ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'' agree that, even with the riffing, the episode featuring this movie is still hard to sit through.
** What is funny and sad is, even if you saw the monster more often, the film would probably still suck. [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Monster_A_Go_Go_1965.aspx?Page=6 The "monster" is a taller-than-average man with an acne problem.]]
* ''TheNeverendingStory III''. It has practically ''nothing'' to do with the plot of the book the first two movies were adapted from and breaks a number of rules set in that book. It has {{series continuity error}}s with earlier installments of the film series. And it has ''tons'' of {{Plot Hole}}s. ''What the heck did they do to the poor Empress, who was supposed to be ''childlike'' and innocent?'' Falkor, in the first two movies, was one part TheObiWan and one part flying transportation; in the third, he's got a IQ lower than your average ''dog''. To top it all, they removed Atreyu, who was ''one of the central characters of the story''.
** And they had Halloween and Chinese New Year happen within [[DidNotDoTheResearch two days]] of each other.
** [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/The_NeverEnding_Story_III__Escape_from_Fantasia_1994.aspx It's even accused]] of being a ripoff of PowerRangers.
* ''{{North}}'' is considered to be Rob Reiner's worst movie ever made. [[WiseBeyondTheirYears A child prodigy]] feels that he's unappreciated by his parents and decides to go look for new ones around the globe. UnfortunateImplications are abound with the movie stereotyping Texans, Hawaiians, Eskimos, the Amish, Africans, the Chinese, and the French. The jokes that don't involve terrible stereotypes are not funny in the slightest. [[BrokenAesop The moral is sadly broken]] where North is supposed to accept their parents despite their flaws. The movie received [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19940722/REVIEWS/407220302/1023 a very scathing review]] from RogerEbert (receiving zero stars) and bombed at the box office with only $7 million compared to its $40 million budget.
** And {{the Nostalgia Critic}} called Ebert's review "too fucking nice". It's that bad.
* ''Nukie'' was intended as a children's movie, but [[NightmareFuel what sort of sick monster would show it to a child?!]] [[http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/nukie.htm This review]] offers a summary of the film's failures:
-->Talking animals with no explanation, poor acting, twins characters that the filmmakers couldn't keep track of, poor science, scenes that add nothing to the rest of the movie, poor writing, comedy that isn't funny, poor special effects, annoying repetitious use of documentary technique for scene transitions, and alien protagonists that unintentionally resemble giant pieces of fecal matter.
* ''TheOmegaCode'', a film about the End Times. Casper Van Dien, Michael York, and Michael Ironside become involved in a plot where a code is found in {{the Bible}} that allows the UN to be replaced with a Nazi-esque One World Government that nobody seems to object to. It brings about the end of the world, but only after Michael York (the AntiChrist) becomes stronger because he was shot in the head and Casper Van Dien is chased by a demon truck. The effects and sets look like something out of a TwilightZone episode.
* ''Ready To Rumble'', a 2000 film starring David Arquette and heavily featuring [[{{WCW}} World Championship Wrestling]] in both name and talent. Putting aside that this film indirectly led to one of the most disastrous booking decisions in the history of professional wrestling (which you can read about in all its glory [[Horrible/{{Wrestling}} here]]), contemplate this: this is a wrestling movie that portrays wrestling fans - its primary [[{{Demographics}} demographic]] - as [[YouSuck Epsilon-Minus Semi-Morons]] who blindly believe that [[{{Kayfabe}} wrestling is real]] and have a penchant for (literally) [[RefugeInVulgarity sticking fingers up their own asses]]. And this was a film that a ''real'' professional wrestling organisation saw fit to attach their name to.
* ''[[http://rarecultfilms.blogspot.com/2009/07/santa-and-ice-cream-bunny.html Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny]]'' was a 1972 children's film that would probably be unknown if it weren't for [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Santa_and_the_Ice_Cream_Bunny_1972.aspx The Agony Booth]]. The "plot" is that, apparently, Santa Claus's sleigh is stuck on a beach somewhere and just about nothing happens until the very end, when he is rescued by The Ice Cream Bunny, who is a guy in a rabbit suit. Ice cream never appears anywhere in the movie. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLKEGAbkpyo This clip]] should give you an idea of what it's like to watch this thing.
** Most of the film is taken up by a hideously poor adaptation of ''{{Thumbelina}}''; Santa and that damn bunny are just a mind-numbing framing device to kill time. The opening frame consists of a sweaty Santa having children bring all manner of local farm animals in attempts to roust his sleigh out of a half-inch of sand. The finale is mostly the Ice Cream Bunny driving slowly while children sing without a soundtrack.
** The kicker: the director of this movie was the [[TruthInTelevision real life]] inspiration for the Steve [=McQueen=] character in ''TheGreatEscape''. He escaped to do ''this''?
*** ThoseWackyNazis broke him.
* ''[[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/The_Seeker__The_Dark_is_Rising_2007.aspx The Seeker]]'', the [[TheFilmOfTheBook film adaptation]] of ''TheDarkIsRising''. Take one brilliant series chock-full of [[KingArthur Arthurian]] and Celtic mythology. Carefully remove all signs of anything interesting in the characters, keep the work in Britain but [[{{Americanitis}} make the Arthur-analogue American]], change a perfectly reasonable GottaCatchEmAll situation with some magical Signs to have a cheesy "You are the sixth Sign" ending, cut out the most [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome scene in the book]] (the bit with the candles, to anyone who's read it), release it, and watch your money disappear.
** If you are a fan of Susan Cooper's books...then ''do not watch'' TheFilmOfTheBook. Even if you are not a fan, do not watch TheFilmOfTheBook. Terrible acting mixed with '''buckets''' of AdaptationDecay (as described above), with a healthy dose of TheyJustDidntCare thrown in for good measure.
* ''StreetFighterTheLegendOfChunLi'': InNameOnly at its absolute worst, combined with [[WTHCastingAgency horrible casting]] ([[{{Smallville}} Lana Lang]] as Chun-Li?), a script that's practically made of FridgeLogic, stunningly bad fight scenes - seriously, any random PowerRangers episode had better fight choreography - and a completely nonthreatening SmugSnake of a villan in Neal [=McDonough's=] Bison (who seemed to be channeling equal parts [[TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter,]] [[{{Superman}} Lex Luthor,]] and Sho' Nuff). The Raul Julia/Jean-Claude Van Damme version of ''Film/StreetFighter'' doesn't look nearly so bad in comparison.
** The only reason the other ''Film/StreetFighter'' movie isn't formally listed on this page is that the Julia/Van Damme combination delivers enough {{Narm}} (and cheese) to drag it into "So Bad It's Hilarious" territory.
*** [[MemeticMutation Of course!]]
*''[[http://jabootu.net/?p=640 They Saved Hitler's Brain]]'' takes B-movie badness to previously uncharted regions. The bulk of the film is confusing exposition about Hitler's brain, which doesn't appear until near the end. Not even the car chase that switches from night to day is enough to keep you entertained. The money ran out after half this film was shot; it was set aside for ''ten years'' until another director acquired it and filmed enough completely unconnected footage to pad the movie to feature length. And for some reason, it didn't occur to him to add more scenes with Hitler's brain, which is the only part of the movie that isn't painfully boring.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKvjQg66gTA Transmorphers]]. No, not {{Transformers}}- ''Transmorphers.'' It was made by a studio called The Asylum, which is infamous for their familiar-sounding {{Mockbuster}}s. It's painfully boring, the writing is bad, but the worst things about it by far are the [[SpecialEffectFailure special effects]] and audio. The robots start out like something out of a PlayStation (1) cutscene and only get worse as the movie goes on. There are missing sound effects, which lead to sensory-screwing scenes where things explode ''silently''. Also, the first round of {{DVD}}s had the audio sync slowly get worse as the movie went on. Towards the end, it was off by over a second. TheyJustDidntCare.
** Also from The Asylum, ''[=~Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus~=]''. From the sound of it, one would expect a [[SoBadItsGood hilarious]] sci-fi B-movie where two giant polystyrene monsters fight, taking half the world's population with them. In reality, though, it's just dull, dull, dull. The acting is predictably terrible, the script is weak, and the one hilariously brilliant scene (you know, the one where the shark manages to jump up to airline cruising altitude and take a bite out of a jet) is just not enough to redeem it. If you're looking for something properly entertaining in this line, go for Shark Attack 3.
* ''The Underground Comedy Movie'', directed by VinceOffer. Offer's commercials are SoBadItsGood, but this sketch "comedy" is not. The skits are RefugeInVulgarity taken to an extreme, making them completely tasteless, like the one involving a superhero who '''dresses in a penis costume and defeats enemies by...''' [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean well, you know]]. DudeNotFunny.
* ''VaseDeNoces,'' aka ''The Wedding Trough'', aka ''The Pig Fucking Movie.'' Not even quite ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin (reportedly the human/pig sex is offscreen, but there ''are'' onscreen killings of real chickens, as well as the protagonist drinking his excrement dissolved in his urine). There don't even seem to be zoophiles who'll defend this one. TheOtherWiki discusses it [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vase_de_Noces here.]]
* This only counts as a film in the very smallest way, but here... [[http://www.milkquarious.com/#/rock-opera enjoy your brain imploding]].
*Tales from the Quadead zone. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAAokKRtGFs oh god]]
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