* SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: Armand: "Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle-aged fag. But I know who I am, Val. It took me 20 years to get here, and I'm not going to let some idiot senator destroy that. [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck the senator]]. I don't give a damn what he thinks."
** There's another: After the woman who gave birth to Val accidentally shows up and introduces herself, Val drops the entire act and reveals that Albert is his ''real'' mother.
** Armand: "This is my ''wife'' (points to Albert)...and this is the lady who had Val (points to Katherine)".
* There's also Armand's speech to Albert at the bus stop:
-->'''Armand''': What a pain in the ass you are. And it's true: you're not young, you're not new, and you do make people laugh. And me? I'm still with you because you make me laugh. So you know what I got to do? I got to sell my plot in Key Biscayne so I can get one next to you in that shithole Los Copa, so I never miss a laugh.
-->'''Armand''': I'm 50 years old, there's only one place in the world that I call home and it's because you're there.