* From the second episode:
--->'''Mike:''' Let's see, when I picked her up she was loaded on codine and singing at the top of her lungs...
--->'''Carl:''' So far, so good.
--->'''Mike:''' She then proceeded to drink an entire bottle of ''very'' expensive wine, after which she yanked the hair out of my nose, started a fight with the waiter, and then passed out on the crapper...
--->'''Carl:''' ...That doesn't sound so good.
--->'''Mike:''' It wasn't, Carl! It was a total disaster!
--->'''Carl:''' I'm sorry... I guess you'll never see her again.
--->'''Mike:''' Are you kidding? I'm gonna ''marry'' that girl.
* [[spoiler: Mike proposes. Molly says yes.]]
* And then there's the whole wedding.