* Twoflower and Rincewind reuniting. Even if they're both imprisoned, Twoflower is just so ''happy'' to hear Rincewind's voice.
** And then Twoflower is even ''happier'' to see Rincewind face-to-face after the wizzard unlocks their cells. D'aw.
** Rincewind's first instinct is to try to dig a hole into Twoflower's cell.
* Cohen the Barbarian gives his sword to Twoflower. "Hey four-eyes! Catch!" never before sounded so Heartwarming.
* The Silver Horde accepting their upcoming deaths, and Mr. Saveloy deciding to join them and go out a hero after a life of mediocre teaching.
* The Luggage finding itself on its home soil again, and [[spoiler: acquiring a mate and offspring]].
* When Lord Hong [[spoiler: captures Rincewind]] toward the end of the book, Cohen the Barbarian decides to rescue him.
-->'''Cohen''': [[spoiler: I said ''come on''. We ain't like Hong. Rincewind's a weasel, but he's ''our'' weasel.]]
* Rincewind's utter ecstatic delight at being back home in Ankh-Morpork is a sight to behold. He eats Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler's sausages-in-a-bun and is used for mugging practice by the Guild of Thieves, but he just laughs because this means he's ''home''.
* Rincewind trying in frustration to convince the Red Army (the new one) that they are up against certain death, and that no cause is worth dying for. Yes, he is a coward, and this is him trying very hard to save the lives of people he barely knows.