* Dwight's answer to [[VitriolicBestBuds Vitriolic Best Bud]] Dirk Benedict when Dirk makes fun of how often Dwight calls his wife:
-->Dirk: "[Dwight's] room is next to mine at the hotel -- I've heard every conversation. He calls his wife about every twenty minutes, 'hi, honey, I miss you.' They've been married thirty-five years. What is with that? How do you have a relationship like that where you are away from your wife for a day and you just have to call her?"
-->Dwight [smiling patiently]: [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming "Love."]] *[[CrowningMomentOfFunny mimes triumphantly making the killing thrust in a rapier duel at Dirk]]*
* Dwight's habit of introducing Dirk Benedict as his OnlyFriend (in Hollywood), but especially this instance, which also (as is common with them) doubles as a CrowningMomentOfFunny:
-->Dwight: "[Dirk] is the only friend I have from Hollywood; he's the only person I stay in contact with. Very, very good friend."
-->Dirk: "It's mutual. ...[Unlike me, you live near a lot of people, so] you ''could'' have other friends."
-->Dwight: "I ''could''."
-->Dirk: "You're tempted sometimes."
-->Dwight: "But I've decided you are enough."
* Dwight talking about how he met (and positively adored) Sharlto Copley (who played Murdock in the new "A-Team" film) and about how he teared up when watching Sharlto's audition video because he thought it was so good. He loved Sharlto's portrayal so much, he even wrote on his website "Murdock is dead. Long live Murdock!"
** It's also even more lovely a story when you hear it from Sharlto's side. He said he was a bit nervous showing his audition tape to '''the''' Murdock and one of his childhood heroes, but was far beyond pleased and amazed when Dwight giggled through it and then started tearing up, then, when it was over, got up and gave Sharlto a hug and told him he (Sharlto) '''is''' Murdock.