* Dr. Mickler watching over John as he sleeps.
* The closing sequence. [[spoiler: "And how does our fable end? His Dona Ana, his center-fold... was she waiting all eternity on the beach for him to return, as they had promised each other? ''(beat)'' Why not?"]] {{WAFF}}s for everybody!
* Bryan Adams' melodic ballad over the credits (it's also sung in Spanish, through the sequence when John's just-introduced parents are dancing the night away.)