What? You never thought I'd have heartwarming moments, did ya?

* Gail Simone (I love ya, baby!) gave me a great CMOH in #69- my secretary Sandi had a boyfriend who had her [[Film/FightClub fall down some stairs]]. A lot. When she wound up in the hospital, I decided it was time to pay a visit to him. [[http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/deadpool/17.jpg I made sure to teach him some manners]].
* Another Simone one -she really made me even more awesome and heroic, huh? [[MoodWhiplash SUCK IT WOLVERINE!]]- had me ''persuade'' Black Swan to fix Ratbag's broken mind. [[http://www.4thletter.net/gavok/deadpool/3.jpg It worked]], and I got to be TheHero in my final issue.
* Back in the Joe Kelly days, I had a heartwarming moment with Bullseye of all people. He gave me a heart to heart when I was in a slump.....Well, as close as a heart to heart two [[PsychoForHire Psychos For Hire]] can have. [[http://alternatedoom.livejournal.com/30763.html Check it out]].
** Also, back when I sorta died, Bullseye went to my funeral. D'awww.
** And he actually ''[[http://www.destroythecyb.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/deadpool12-endlaugh.jpg shed a tear]]'' when we said goodbye for the last time. Aw, I think I'm gonna miss him.
* The first and last panel of ComicBook/CableAndDeadpool have me sitting in my apartment watching TV. The difference? In the first panel, I'm alone. In the last, I'm surrounded by ''friends''. And it only took me 50 issues to get them!
** Nate and I had a lot of fluffy moments too, especially since I busted my ass to save his a few times. Turning on the X-Men to save him because I maybe kinda sorta believed in him, working to hook him up with an alien baby monster to bring him back (after I fried his brain. He told me to!), saving his adorable baby self from Mr Sinister...
* My heart-to-heart with Evan in the last issue of X-Force. Kid was feeling down about being Apocalypse's clone and that the life he thought he had was just a simulation. I set him straight on both counts and told him he was a good kid, the kind of kid I'd want my own son to be like (not that I ''ever'' plan on having kids). Then he thanked me for saving him and called me a hero. That was the first time I'd ever heard anyone call me that. Oh, and I also left him porn.
* ''I'm'' the one who's shocked at what we did to Kid!Apocolypse in X-Force. ''Me''.
* In Suicide Kings, the Punisher kicked my ass and also ended up wrecking my good friend Outlaw's house, where I was currently staying because everyone was trying to capture me for something I didn't do. Well, with the cash I had, I ended up getting her a new place that wasn't full of me-sized holes and Punisher sweat. Needless to say, she was incredibly grateful. [[spoiler: She ended up having sex with me to repay the favor, but hey, it's the smaller things that count. And no, not those smaller things, jerk.]]
* I understand the struggles of minimum wage, so when [[http://itsdeepforhappypeople.tumblr.com/post/64933909804/awwwwwww-cutie two guys freaked out when they saw me, I grabbed 3 slices of pizza, read the prices, did the math, and paid them appropriately.]]
* ''I'' got married. ''Me'' of all people!
* I finally got the chance to prove how much I care about Spidey in ''Deadpool Annual #2'', otherwise known as [[ShipTease The Spideypool Issue.]] Spider-Man was facing a near endless onslaught of attacks by the Chameleon, who was disguising himself as random civilians, and was suffering from both sleep deprivation and an understandable level of paranoia. So when he collapsed, not only did I keep a bunch of ungrateful punks looking to unmask him for a reward, but I also took his place for the day and made sure to follow his moral code while protecting the city! Now our friendship is canon!
* Why does Cable get top billing in the Bio section of my video game? You want to make something out of it? You want to question why I put his name at the head of the list? Huh? HUH? HUH?!