Of a game that relies on the DarkerAndEdgier genre and inspired by a show like ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', it's not very common these exist. But when they do come up, they are rather nice.

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* Anytime Conker does PetTheDog to anyone. Really. Somewhere deep inside of [[HeroicComedicSociopath him]] is a [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold heart.]]
* For example, Frankie, the pitch fork, was DrivenToSuicide by his "friends" and Conker helps him down. When Frankie says that he is now his best friend in the whole world, the Paint Pot and Paint Brush proceeds to laugh. What does Conker do? He doesn't object, he doesn't get angry at Frankie; he walks over to those guys and shoves the Paint Brush into the Paint Pot's mouth. When he's done, he tells Frankie to keep going. That's right; They laughed at Frankie, and he stood up for him.
** It gets even better later! After they defeat the boss; Frankie is broken in two and tells Conker to go on without him, but he refuses and tries to cheer him up by saying that he will be alright. Even when Frankie keeps whining he is still determined. So, next thing he does is put him together with a case so he's whole again. Sure, this may not be a lot, but this is Conker; a character who's only after personal gain and only helps if he gets rewarded for it. But here, he displays a genuine, helpful side of his personality which proves that he's deep down a good person.
* In the beginning of the game Bee Queen cries that her hive got stolen by wasps. Conker offers his help, without craving any money in exchange as he otherwise does. This is averted later on though; when she later wants help, he wants cash. But it’s only because he knew she would reward him because of her royalty.
* One of the female cogs kissing Conker is both this and a SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}}.
* After he defeats the boss in the Uga Buga chapter, Conker falls for Jugga, a gigantic prehistoric beautiful girl. She claims that they wont work out (due to their different sizes), but Conker tries to tell her in all his might that it will work out and that he will cut out his drinking habits just for her. While it isn’t a good thing since he’s already taken, he seems genuine and willing to try for their relationship to really work, which is a glorious act in itself. Jugga still rejects him and says goodbye, and Conker unwillingly complies. She leaves with saying “I love you always.”
** Jugga too qualifies. She realizes they just won't work out and free him for him to find someone better, even though she explains it in a YouNoTakeCandle language.
** Conker getting a little attached to Fangy, the dinosaur. While Fangy seems more attached to him than vice versa when they part, he doesn’t seem overjoyed about it either.
* Conker honoring Rodent when he thought he had died in the It’s War chapter.
** Also, Rodent’s speech to Conker by the lighthouse afterwards, that if he would go through something like that again, he would have wanted it to be with Conker.
* In fact the latter half of the It's War chapter counts where Conker and Rodent work together. Conker kills the Tediz that were trying to execute Rodent, and in return, Rodent protects Conker with his body armor. The two then go on to pilot a tank together and defeat the Tediz once and for all. In the darkest and most serious chapter of the entire game (movie parodies aside, because World War 2 really did happen), it must have been a relief for Conker to finally have an ally (albeit one who is invincible to bullets and explosions, an extra bonus) to help him get through the horrors of war, especially after all of the bloodshed and brutality he witnessed and experienced in the first half of the chapter.
* The fact that Conker really loves Berri deep down. It wouldn’t seem like it what with his perverted behavior in occasional parts of the game (the sunflower, Jugga, reading porn mags), but it’s just lust. When it comes to true love, Berri is the only one for him, which makes the ending even more heartbreaking, where he admits that the only way the day could have ended in a good way was if Berri was still alive. He doesn’t care about being king or having riches, he wants to be with Berri. That’s probably the most loving side we get to see in Conker.
* Everyone chanting for Conker when he becomes king, even those who were not his friends to begin with (the Paint Pot, Paint Brush, King Panther’s ex- guards etc.)
* In the Multiplayer, when The Corporal congratulates the player on winning. a smaller note is when he tells his soldiers to never forget their brother's in arms who didn't make it, and that they were fine men. Really goes to show that, for all his faults, he does care for his men.
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