* Annie is helping her friend Millie get fitted for a white wedding dress. Millie, who knows she's slept with half the Carolina League, is worried:
-->'''Millie''': Annie... do you think I deserve to wear white?\\
'''Annie''' (proudly): Honey, we '''all''' deserve to wear white.
* Despite Crash letting the batter know which pitch is coming and allowing him to hit a home run, he still stands up for Nuke when the batter gets a little too proud.
-->"I give you a gift and you're gonna stand here and show up my pitcher?! RUN, dummy!"