->[[RunningGag Warning: The heartwarming moments you are about to read are canon.]]
For such a silly game, it's surprisingly well-written.
* Dikembe Mutumbo's tomb. "You are... forgiven."
* [[spoiler:The ghost of Leonard goes home.]]
* The meeting with Yelmirb [[spoiler:or in other words, Wilford Brimley]]. For all he's a jackass, this scene makes clear just how much Barkley loves his son.